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istle-do w n. /ow lightly floats y> n thistle down, y By wand'ring breezes blown; Gov. careless rovers of the air. With source and goal unknown; But in their silv'rv filaments, Deep moral we may read? Upon each airy, reckless flight, Is borne a li\ ing seed. ?Kiuinu C'trleton. in the Current. THE GYPSY QUEEX. 'It's easy enough to be a queen," said C'ongrevc Harrison. "All you have to dr. is to inherit your rights, and make the most of them when they come to you. Now, 1 am a hereditary prince, aud ought to l>e President of the I'uitcd States to-day. My grandfather was. i lint my rights don't come to me. This government multiplies hereditary princes without giving any of them a chance. Ami your triues arc particular 10 n:i every ! eir enjoy his title to thv' utmost. ~' v 'Yes," renlied tin* fat jrvpsv woman. young gentleman, there is much mk' that you ought to know of your ^W:n future. You are rich ami generous. Put silver in my hand again, and you will he fully repaid by what 1 tell you." "Oh," said the young man, with la/.v satisfaction, balancing himself luxuriously upon the stump, ' I iove to think that the contest is not yet decided between the fair young lady and the dark one. If you showed which was to be crowned and blessed with me, I should feel as if ^ 1 must reverse your prophecy from sheer contrariness." ! The woman east a shrewd and blackeyed look at him. half enjoying his inil.nt i>.kt ilio rl/*tnrrmiif?(l nil l,uu"vl' ~ - -more fees. The encampment of tents, wagons, dogs, children. men, women, and horses stretched quite into the woods. Smoke from a number of tires, and several dirty table-cloths were spread in the long perspective. Around these ity children rolled with those woltish dogs which the gypsy makes his brethren. It was warm summer sunset, and the mosquitoes wSre abroad, twanging their instruments of torture, while on that very earthen table the fortune-teller had forsaken for her subject, flics greedily covered the beefsteak, or risked their lives in wait.????' intr nine nf rrtlTl'P. A rilddv. swart I young man, very sparklinir in eyes and mouth, when he opened his lips or widely separated his eyelids, louuged at his length on the wagon tongue, and kicked at two dogs whenever they aty tempted to deliver the beefsteak from \ the flies. He was too youthful to be the v woman's husband, and too old to be her ' i?v for she had several small, duty oSildren knocking their heel9 among ggj' the te:i-cnps. Yet he staid by, as if the ! j,. kettle on the crookul iron was his own, i B&~,- the table-cloth his individual board, and ' tiiR snare about the woman his SKV- ! 1^' *00fed dwelling. Young Harrison enjoyed his surround- ; Swings. He had passed a season among ! ^v-ihe Assiniboin Indians; was a good hun- j ter and canoeist; he had run on snowshoes, and jogged in the Assiniboin ; ?? ??^Tarts; lie had seen the barbarian of the tropics, clothed only in flowers; he thought he knew life, and he felt an honest love for everything that dwelt close to the irround. The children of the road were like grimy and Ishmaclitish brethren to him. lie had a liner life, lived quite over mcir nt'iuis, uui nunauun-u Himself Congreve Harrison could get clown to deep sea level with the monsters, and enjoy the rude delights of simple existence. Especially was such fellowship a delight when it let him look at the tentand-wagon-dwelling type of a beautiful woman. 'And she's the queen," he repeated, scarcely taking his eyes oil the distant figure. "By id! that's handsome, she ought to l>e! What's the extent of her j kingdom?" The fortune teller cuffed a dog which : was just in the act of gulping one piece , ^k^from her beef patter. She then looked HHnBtt vnnnc Harrison, and used the same I Bffiv&tnd to point eastward. ^^B^H',Wehave farms over there," said she. ^y|OT>o you sec that house on the hill? And j E&g?Ste have other land iu Ohio. And we BPj have land in the South." 'You let it out to teuants, and live on j B|jP^<'Ycs." with a nod which made her | SffiijP&e&vy ear-rings swing. | E&?v; ' k'lJut I mean over liow large a tribe of ! Bjggjpeople does your Queen Emeretta rule?" j ^ "Are you making a book?" said the i ' -Wftrt young man from the wacon tongue. ! ''There was a man made a book about i explained the fortune-teller, her j ' B^^lco^ect'ons kindling. "I never see it. JPfrLfffon have much to do with studying. ! ?Tou are a gentleman that meditates." Sgx ; "I am only making a book of my own : ^J^gjcperience," replied Harrison, to the j Pung rami on me wagon lougue. now ge did you tell me your tribe is ?" lie ked the woman. A stolid look covered her face. She med away a tlv with one ring-laden nd, and said, with the air of a duchess preserving court secrets : "There are many families. There are fami|?;v lies in Kngland, and families in this - country." "Yes. In short, the whole haman race is one compact and prodigious family," said Harrison, laughing. His laugh r shaded oil through smiles to interest, to . seriousness and finally to an enthusiastic narrowing of the eyes, for the young! Stf.-V queen was coming down toward this ta- ; k ble-clotli at his feet. Her own feet were in low shoes and scarlet stockings. lie did not remember ' (ever seeing such another pair of little in- ; ? nocent, unaggressive feet. Her dress was black. She had a scarlet silk hand- ! Bkgcchief around her neck, and a scarlet ! and blue one crossed on her head. Her | hair was a mighty fleece of shining black j frizzling to minute tendrils around j her ears and temples. The high cheek -UVW13 Ui IIIU r-VJ>Jk ?vlv |u 11 i [?IIU1L K&vbecause at these points the glow of lier : jSfr&vColor was richest. She was all black, kB~2? gold and scarlet, in llc-ii tints, hair, j nKglance and driss, the clear whites of! eyes being emphasized by their; SKrm-hued lids and dark lashes. This j little queen was probably seventeen years 5'^e f'^'fied her shoulders and head j&VfjJ* 86 if she felt the crown and robe which fctlfr" *frcr PC0P^e ?f the road have never given | to any of their sovereigns. She was slim i ^v,Jb)d perfectly shaped rather than tall. ' ' And just noticing the stranger by an in- i BEaE* different turn of her eye, she said some- ' thing to the fortune-teller aboiit the ^ Jif^hivvy and kekavi. Harrison detected ! >'lhe words by which the gypsy always j """Hries hi* Philistine intruders. ^ - He took o!T his cap and bowed, stand- i ing up from the stuinp against which his I gun leaned. He was large and hand- i some in his hunting clothes, as even the swart fellow on the wagon tongue must j * have seen. "Oh. I can rakkcr a little Romany/'1 he put forth. "I learned of your folks , over in New Jersey. They were Coles. I camped near Camden.'' The fortune-teller relaxed, the fellow on tEe wagon tongue relaxed a little, but' something like a nppie passed through the teeth of their sovereign, sne HasIieU out her t^cth in a laugh, anil covered them instantly with decorous, beautiful j lips. "Come, now, we will take you in, j Rye,'' said the swart young man, rising, a jocular light breaking over hi? face. 1 ' You've a good gray tied to that tree. | Let's look at him."' "He isn't mine." said Harrison, glanc- . S??" ing toward liis horse and resolving to j gpKSrfceep an eye thereabouts. "I borrowed ; Bjjgf him to hunt to day. You sec 1 can't ' m^^^'Mavbe you'll buy," continued the ffi&ffi'futc wants to pookor mandv," said " She young man, at whom the brown fclpgfc ]cf\v laughed with a shout. "Romany clials never cheat," he de- ' Prt^^dared." "And Romany dyes tell true ^^ ^ T^rtunes. Don't they?" lie appealed to IE&tj "Always true," she replied, with the j Sincerity of a child. "We know the . ^future by the lines in the hand." 5 j "I wish you'd look in my hand," said cilnrrison, ardently. H Queen Emeretta put her own arms bef-;tiind her. "I never yet read a man's rtpalm. Mother Joel knows ail the secrets. I ;t]Show it to her." "She's already iooked at it, and pronounced her or icle. She gave me a good m fortune, but kept something back. 1 waDt the queen to read my final fate. I think I can bear whatever she gives me." i . said Harrison, foolishly. -. - The brown fellow uttered a grunt and sauntered behind the wagon. |fc?>-v Queeen Eineretta and the fortune- . teller exchanged a quick look, and ambushed by Harrison's back, the j ' elder woman made some signs with ? her hands. Returning thereupon to her neglected supper, she cut the gravicd steak and gave portions to her children ' '/T* and dogs, and placing a huge piece upon i ir. some bread, leaned against a stump to, i, - ehew it. Her eyes followed the stranger 11 and the queen with complacent amuse- i j. ment. Once or twice she drew the back j < Pi of her hand across her mouth, perhaps to ! (MaHaaaUMMaMaaaanHaHai wipe away grease, and perhaps to smooth its twitching corners. ' We must go to one side by ourselves,'' said Queen Kmcretta, with childish respect of the ancient rite of fortunetelling. "Of coursc." said Harrison, enraptured to have her lead him l?y the hand, She did influence him strangely, demure and curt though her manners were. They wore both young, however different their races might lie, both handsome and both conscious of a peculiar freemasonry between their temperaments. Queen Kmcretta took him up to the camp rather than aside, but no dogs or children rolled quite to their feet, and Harrison turned his shoulders squarely against the gaze of several turbaned witches. Queen Kmcretta opened her lips and breathed half audibly before beginning 1?;<* fjxKfttti/k Witlmnt riirhf hand from her he felt in a special pocket with his left, and got a piece of gold to press against her palm. It seemed a sacriligious thing to do. She stood like a divine young oracle, her presence fragrant with the scent of fern, in spite of all the camp's ill odor. Her palm received the money, and she dropped it into her pocket as Kif that were part of the process, not with the greedy and satisfied scrutiny the fat woman had given his silver. And then she iK-nt her head, turning her inner hand toward the light. "You were born to be lucky," murmured the young tjucen. "1 believe it," said Hariison, regardins the fleece of black ringlets not far from his own face. 44 So far you have lived a happy life with very little care. You had plenty of money, but all your care was to have money to have a good time with." " True as gospel." 44 Your life-line shows that you will live long, ana enjoy great iiujipuiuro Here are some crosses." ' Yes, I've had my crosses," confessed the young man, with a sigh of which he knew not the source. "They were caused by a young lady." "I hope it'li never happen again," said Harrison. "13e quiet, and listen while I read your fate," said the sedate queen. "Do you or do you not believe my words?" "I believe you, certainly." "You are about to have a great piece of good fortune. There are two young ladies who love you. One is fair and one is dark. "Yes, that's what the other one told me.'' * t'An I " 1 OU illlvc Uui vut. urauvu nuivu iuu will give your heart to." "Oh, yes, I have," said Harrison, impressively. lie felt borne along in spite of himself, and ready to commit any absurdity. "You have enemies who wish you ill, but they will not be able to work you much harm if you mind what I say. You were born to be lucky, and will never die in debt or in poverty. To keep out of the clutches of enemies you must be careful what you say. Within three years you will be married to the young iady you love." Harrison smiled down at his supple palm. Under her low monotone he was carrying on a separate train of thought without losing a word. He broke through the fortune-telling to say at this point. ' It's pleasant to live in wagons in the open air, isn't it?" Queen Emeretta threw her glance up at his face, and replied, as a mutter of course, "Yes." 'White?I mean outsideis have sometimes married among your people, haven't thev?" "Oh, yes. There was an Irishman," she said, "married one of the Jeffreys. But he turned out a bad traveler." "I heard of another such marriage in New Jersey," said Harrison, hardly knowing what impelled him to talk so, "and it was very happy. Seems to me it ought to be the ideal life, living close to nature, and so on. with a beautiful face always before one. Don't you feel the changes in the weather very much?" "We go south in winter." replied the queen, dropping his hand. "And return north with the birds." If lie was about to utter a lengthy poetic sentiment, the sight of a dog absorbed to the shoulders in a dinner pot sealed his mouth. He wondered if the J the gypsies did eat pigs found dead, and in the same thought-sheath he wondered if there was a lovelier creature on earth thau this queen. "15ut was that all?" exclaimed llarri- l son. offering his hand to be held again, j "Have you told me my whole fortune?" "Xo," the gypsy queen replied, without taking his hand. "Now. fold your arms across your breast, and wish. Whatever you wish will be granted. Have you wished?"1 "Yes," said the young man. "Then your wish shall be granted. And 'that is all." "What I wish for more than anything else in the world is a kiss from you. Remember, you said it would be granted." While he was speaking the last words Harrison knew tlie tawny young man had risen up from the feuee corner, and Queen Emeretta had receded from him in a backward slope of her body from feet to head. Still, he knew he would have said it if it involved him with the whole camp, and if she flashed lightning ; at him. lie knew he was going at a tremendous pace upon a foolish track, J but he was already under wav. and could ' uot restran himself. And she bewitched him even more by her recoil than by her 1 touch against his hands. This young | man. quite a favorite among his social j equals, and considered not bad, was for j the instant ready to wade among gypsy clubs and dogs and all the artillery of i the camp to realize his sincerely expressed wish. It surprised him when the tawny young ; man came near without distinct indi- I cations of intending to try to thrash | him. ? | The queen did not disappear with a dramatic bound, or utter any exclama- | tion to spur on the tawny young man. ! As he approached the walked away from j Harrison, and stopped at the lirst camp I fire to talk with the old women who had i watched her fortune-telling. Two or three sticks only were burning under their kettle hook, making scarcely a gleam of flame,but considerable smoke, l which kept the mosquitoes at bay. Within this film of blue dimness which nothing but smoldering wood produces Harrison taw his last glimpse of Queen Kmeretta. For afterward, if she did not ascend to some leaf-curtained couch at ! the top of the trees, where the night air cauld fan her and the dew itnpearl her perfect cheeks, she must have crept into one of the squatty, dirt-stained tents; J and the bare thought made him shudder, j The young gypsy man again began to j urge horse-trading, and so relieved was , Harrison to escape quarreling with these tawny Capulets that he plunged headlong into the subject. He went after his horse and his gun, the young man still j beside him, and brought them into the midst of the camp. A dozen dark-eyed fellows with shining teeth gathered around him, and others just returned from town or country foraging, with two or three horses led by one halter, or bags j in which suspicious chicken squawks ! seemed solTocated, added themselves to j th" examining committee, which seized niifvi }\i< }w?r<r? Tlif.r f<?lt ifc lmilic lookoil in its mouth, pulled out bits of its hair, made it prance, and sprung j upon it, one after another, to try its mettle by a dash iuto the woods. Dusk bad given place to evening. In the gypsy camp, as in the best regulated dwelling, children will utter vesper wails. And odors not rank by day were dampened and rendered almost palpable by the humid ni*;ht air: Harrison wanted to getaway. Through all the wrangle and jargon of horse talk he had kept a watchful eye upon every j cpiar er of the camp, and (Juecn Etneretta appeared no?here, lie had a Hitting j wish to see her seated above the herd i playing upon a guitar. She had im- j pressed him as a sincere creature, free ; from the gypsy's cunning reservations j with every man. woman, or child of alien blood. At the same time he never meant to confess to living cars die ex- | tent of his folly regarding her. lie staid j more than an hour in the hope of seeing a whisk of her ringlets at some tent Hap. The fighting dogs swarmed around his legs, the gypsies continued cantering his horse: he was tired of parrying their | oilers and keeping his head above the ; successive waves of nags which thev i poured in one exhaustless tide against his resolution not to sell. When he finally mounted his gray and started toward the road at a foot-pace, three men accompanied him, still pictur- j ing the merits of their own animals and ; his remorse when it would be too late, j and he repeated to each separate man what he had already told the entire i camp many times, that the horse was not J his, and it was therefore impossible for him to sell or trade. The last one to leave him was the swarthy young man who had lain on the wagon" tongue. lie patted Harrison's I steed, and admitted there was not a gray like that in the whole camp. He rested his arms across the back of the saddle as if to fondle the gentleman who wished to kiss his queen. But lie was got rid of. Harrison balanced his gun, and took the last look at the floating village. There was no telling whether morning would find it in the same place, lie did hope to see it again. The horse went slowly home, but it was just the sort of a dark, dewy evening to hum along between fences where elders spread their ghostly parasols and made themselves sweetly odorous, lie had a few birds in his game-bag. shot in violation of the game laws, and he now and then hummed a bar from l)er Freischultz, and perhaus thought of his many It was ton o'clock by the stars when lie led his borrowed horse directly across the lawn to his cousin's stable, noticing that the stable door was open and a light was moving among tho stalls. James met him with the lantern. "What's the matter. .lames?" inquired Harrison. '"I was just taking a last look at things for the night," said James, "because there's a tribe of gypsies camped two or three miles below here. Them gypsies likes a good horse, Mr. Harrison." ' Well, here's one they wanted," said (ongreve, giving up the bridle. "I stopped a* their camp, but they're not very formidable. What's the matter with the horse, old fellow? he exclaimed, as the lantern searched from head-strap to crupper, from hoof to saddle. "I walked him all the way home. lie hasn't laid a hair." "No. sir,'' responded James solemnly; "and he'll never lay a hair again till some of the irr.iv paint is scratched olFn him. This ain't the beast you rode away from here. "What's that?" inquired James, lifting his lantern above the young gentleman's suddenly stern face, "sticking to the back of your coat?' Harrison groped behind himself, and seized a paper. "They've played their games on you, sir,'' said the old servant, grimacing anxiously at the painted horse, and trying the dry coat with his nail. "And now they'll be gone like the bird that flies. We wouldn't took a thousand like this crow-bait for that gray of our'n." "1 wish you'd quit your buzzing and give me that lantern," said Harrison, extending an impatient band. "Don't mind what I say, James. This is meaner than hazing. But it serves me right, too." tiT* /In in mnrlrllr* witli fhnm nrvn AC UU1I W VW ?.V mvv^?.v Ov I sics, sir." Harrison sat against the edge of a manger, and held the lantern to what was written in pencil ou a piece of notepaper: "Mr. , I told yure Fortune because you knew Romany. Hut you did not Trcct me Wright. My husband the King says he has fixed you in a Horse Traid for it. lie will give you this. We are not Different from other because wc live on the road. I am just a Young Girl, and it Hurt me. Emkkktta. "Queen of the the Joels, Stanleys and Jeffreys."?JJurju r'.t Bazar. A Quaint Old House. The most remarkable and interesting private residence in America, says a letter to the Chicago Inter-Ocean, is that of Major Hen: Pcrley Poore,the veteran author. raconteur and correspondent, at Indian llill, four miles from this place. There are few ancestral or historic houses in the new world, and scarcely any, beside Mount Vernon and the Hermitage of Andrew Jackson, that arc familiar to the people, where an attempt has been made to preserve the frame in which the domestic picture was once embraced, or retain the relics of past custom" and manners, which often change, and arc soon forgotten. Around Major Poore's country home cluster not only the family traditions, which are as precious to him as they are romantic to others, but he has preserved in permanent and vivid form a picture of home-life as it was in the colonics more titan two hundred years ago. The family mansion itself, in quaintness and antiquity, has no rival in the United States, it had commenced to crumble bPfore the declaration of independence was framed, and four generations had been born, lived and died under its roof before the gallant I)r. Poore strapped his medicine bags and case of surgical instruments upon the old marc's saddle and rode down to Boston to dress the wounds of the heroic rebels who fell at Bunker Mill. It was away bark in 1G00 and something early, that a certain man by the name of Poore, a recent refugee from political persecution, came over to New England and engaged in driving a team, half staye and half exoress waaon. be twecu the colonies below Boston and those on the Piscataqua river, where Portsmouth now stands. The Indians were frequent and troublesome then, and they attacked Mr. Teamster Poore, killed his oxen and burned up his cart. As an indemnity for the violation of the rights of common carriers, even in those early days the Indians were compelled to grant .Mr. Poore a certant tract of land on the Mcrrimac river, and within sight of the sea, known as Indian hill. It was the highest point of land along the coast, and was famous as the rendezvous for .Massachusetts tribes, whose signal tires, when blazing there, lit up the whole sky from the White mountains to that tip end of the Yankee land known as Cape Cod. The docuin finoinf efwlo on/1 cirrnnfl iliiut, 111 JIMV by several of the Indian chicfs, is Major Poore's title to his home, aud it has never been questioned. It was in IO.jO that the residence of Mr. Poore was completed on Indian hill, and he took his familv there to dwell,, and they have dwelt there continuously eight generations of them, the property improved bv each successive possessor, until it is now a great mansion of sixty rooms, covered with clematis and honeysuckles which have fed upon the frost and sunshine of more than two centuries. A Curious Proclamation. The following curious proclamation is said to have been sent out as a "general order of the day" sometime before a battle was expected between the Chinese and French. It was the work of a cele1 A 1 / .1 . uraicu i liinese iitiiiKiiulit. I, a mandarin and the chief captain of the braves, order :md it is hereby ordained to all that follow me. Tremble and obey! Thirteen days before going into battle the braves shall cat steaks of the wild tiirer in order that they may have the agility and ferocity of this animal. Twelve days before the battle the braves shall eat the kidney of the lion, that they may ac*(|uirc the iutrepidity natural to that king of the forests. Eleven days before the battle the braves shall cat of the brains of the serpent in order to have the subtleness of this animal. Ten days befoiv the buttle the braves shall cat the cream of the chameleon in order to frustrate the enemy by constantly changing their colors. Nine days before the battle the braves shall take broth made from the llcsh of the crocodile in order to be able to follow the enemy into the water and be able to beat them both on land and water, the same as the crocodile does. Eight days before the battle the braves shall eat the llcsh of the panther in order to attack their enemies with furious rapidity. Seven days before the battle the braves hall eat two eagle heads in order to ac:uuire the strength of vision of that in!tic bird, ami distinguish in the distance thair adversaries. Six days before the battle the braves shall eat the intestines of the wild zebra in order to acquire the terrible voice of that untamable beast. Five days before the battic the braves shall eat steaks cut from the hippopotamus in order to communicate to their skin the toughness that renders those animals invulnerable to 1 alls. Four days before the battle the braves shall eat scorpions, so that all wounds made on their enemy shall be deadly i poisonous as the stings of those animals j are. Three days before the battle the braves | shall eat steaks of the monkey, that they j may become as agile as the monkey. On flic cvf! of tlif? h:ittlr* tlift bravns shall cat panther's ilesii and drink the blood, in order to be cruel and ferocious j toward their adversaries. On the day of the batclc the braves j shall eat the lle*>h and drink the blood of | the leopard, in order to crush the limbs \ and break the bones of the enemy as these animals do. In making infants1 shoes lifteen different machines are used, costing between ^2."?0 and $400. These turn out ten | pairs in the same time as one pair made I by hand. ? I REASONS FOR HILARITY. HUMOBOUS STOBIES DRAWS FROM VARIOUS SOUBCES. finvc Himself Away?A Telephone Fraud?lie \Vj?* ,\ot a morse ? Speaker and Chaplain, Etc. "I tell you what," airily exclaimed Perkins, as lie sat down to the supper table, "I was in a tiidit place this afternoon." 'Yes, I know you were," interrupted his wife, in clear, cold utterances that cut like a knife, "I saw you coming out of it." And then it Hashed aerocs Perkins that he had incidentally stepped into a saloon with a friend for the purpose of examining a doubtful political statement with the aid of a magnifying glass, and his contemplated anecdote slipped from lii< irnmn like inonev at a summer resort, while tin.' supper was finished amid a silence so profound that he could plainly hear a napkin ring.?llockhind Courier(iilSiltc. A Telephone Fraud. Irate Customer? "Why can't you fellows be honest ? That telephone you put in my store is a fraud. You said that words could he distinctly heard for twenty miles." Telephone Man?"Well,they can." "They can't, J say. They can't he heard live blocks." "Oh, you are mistaken." "Hut I am not. I yelled myself hoarse at a man last evening only live blocks and lie could not hear a word I said, lie said so." "Queer, very queer; but, by the way, what was it you said to him?" "I asked him when lie would be around to square up his acfount."?Philai/c/j>/tia Cull. Iffc !Vol a Iforse. "I have heard, Mr. Wright," said a man who had traveled extensively, addressing a Kcntuckian; "that you are going to move to Cincinnati." "Yes, 1 am. What do you think of the change ?" "I think it's a had one." "Your objections, please ?" asked the aiTablc Kentuckian. "You will find in Cincinnati,'explained the man who knew, "but <\ moderate supply of rain water for washing purposes, and as for fresh, hard water for drinking purposes, that's out of the question." "Water for drinking purposes!" exclaimed the nettled Kcntuckian, scratching his head. Then as if suddenly comprehending the remark, he turned red with anger at the supposed insult, and exclaimed: "I)o you think I drink water ? Do you take me for a horse ?" A tid In. ctn 1 L-frl nu-.nv likn n man in jurcd to the very core.?Scimrs. Speaker anil Chaplain. Says the Charlottesville (Vu.) Chronicle: Some one tells a goo'l story on a former chaplain of the University (I)r. William S. White, we presume). The story goes as .'ollows: When J. L. Orr was Speaker of the House he spent a short time ut the Warm springs, in North Carolina, where Dr. White was also. The two had been sitting for a time apart, each engaged with his own knot of immediate friends, and by-andbye the doctor arose and walked across the room with the old-time limp in his gait. Mr. Orr immediately recognized him, and asked him if lie were not the chaplain at the University of Virginia at such a time, naming the year. The doctor replied that he was. "I was there," said Mr. Orr, "astu?4. T ! ?,. ?i,? UUlll- UL liiu tiiuv/f x i\ui n juu u* peculiar limp of your step." "Well," said the doctor, a little sc vcrelv,though with ;i twinkle which told he spoke jokingly, "it seems that my limping made a deeper impression on you than mv preaching." "Ah, doctor," quickly replied Mr. Orr, " I dccjn it the highest compliment wc can pay a clergyman to say he is known by his walk rather than by his conversation." From Jumping Creek, " Pay!" lie called, as he walked across the street to a poliecman yesterday at the circus grounds, " have you seen a I slim, little chap, with a red mustache and a diamond pin?" " I don't remember." " Well, 1 want to hunt him up. If i you'll help mc iind him I'll give you a voke of two-year-old steers." " What's he done?" "Say! I'm mad all over, but I can't help but?ha! ha! ha!?laugh at the i wav he gumfuzzled me half an hour ago. I'... .. T ; l ill u Hill, l <iiu i in iii'Ji jitiDiinv; iui j cows! I'm turnips witli a head of green | tops!" j " What's the story?" "Well, 1 was over there under a I wagon counting my money. I brought 1 in $i:{. I was wondering whether I'd better keep it in my hind pocket or pin j it inside my vest, when the little chap i comes creeping under and says. PartI ner, there's a wicked crowd around 1 here. IV. t that money in your boot!' ! Say!"' " Yes." "Struck me as the sensiblest thing I could do. It was in bills. And I pulled ofT my rij;ht boot and chucked 'em in. Say! d'ye see anvthing green in that?" "No." " Well, I hadn't walked around long ! before a chap come up and remarks that I he has So to bet to a quarter that he can I out jump me. Sav, d'ye know me?" "No." "Well, when I'm home I'm the tall I jumpest of Washtenaw county. 1 jump higher and further than anything, animal 1,.,,.?.? i lion .. U1 ",w,v ?*"?* " panther; I sail higher than a jumpin* I ho.ss. I am open to even bets day or night, and I go out and jump 'levcn feet jost to astonish the children. "When that 'ere stranger offered sieli odds I looked at his legs for a minute and remarked j that I was his huckleberry." "I see."' "Say! up went the stakes. ofT name my butes, and I outjumped him by three feet six." "And what?" "And when I looked around for my butes that little hornet with the sandy mustache had made oil with the one the cash was in. Say!" "Yes." "I live on Jumpin' creek. I'm the creek myself. I'm called a daisy when ! I'm luunr* !ind nvnrv tinin I tradi; hossts : or shot-guns or dogs I paralyze the other I fellow. I'm previous. I'm prussic arid. I I'm razors. Say!" "Yes." "If I kin lay my hands on that little chap, I'll make every bone crack. lint it was a good one on me! Eh! Ever see it beaten? 1'laycd me fur a fool and I hit me the fust time. Say! If you sec | me?ha! ha! ha!?laughing, don't think L I'm light; I'm mad. Hut say! old Jump: ing Creek was too smart, wsn't lie? Niedcd something to thin his blood, and lie got it from a chap who didn't seem to know putty from the band-wagon! Say! Ha! ha! ha!"?Dttroit Free Prest. Gathered from <iar!ia?e. A machine has been put in use in New York to sift from house refuse and street | sweepings all rays, old iron, broken glass. | etc. The machine i-; described as being ! a va^t rag and bone-picker of many Italian nower. workimr bv steam. Its dailv j capacity is 1-iO loads of 1,800 pounds I eacii. The oscillator moves too and fro | 2-10 times a minute, while two or three Italians stand alongside and pick all rags and soaps of paper out of the mass. What is tlien left, after the dust has fallen below, is passed into a washer, in which all straw, leather, vegetable refuse and other light material rises to the surface of the water, and is removed and burned. The coal, iron, glass and other i lieavv objects fall to the bottom of the water, arc washed in another vat of water and are sold. Out of 1.10 loads of refuse ' hut thirty are conveyed away as waste, i The rags bring about *:!0 per ton, the old iron forty cents a hundred pounds, the glass thirty cents a hundred; the bones are the most valuable, and about I 4(10 pounds of coal and cinder are obtained from a load of 1,800 pounds.? , II II' -IJ I / <rjnr n art". j Various Ways of Stopping a Car. j The Pittsburg Citronirlc says that in i stopping street cars a Huston woman shakes her hook, a New York woman j 1 throws her parasol at I he driver's head, j a Brooklyn woman whistles, a Chicago j woman puts her foot on the track, a St. j Louis girl winks at the conductor, a i Cincinnati woman says, "huha! India!" i and a Pittsburg woman paralyzes the I horses with a smile. In opium joints and hasheesh houses tea or water acidulated with aconite is used to heighten the e!Tcct of the drug ! upon the nerve and brain. This is al- j most the same excitant that was used )>y | the New England witches, according to Professor Scheie de Vcre. I "> ' ' NEWS AND NOTES FOR WOMEN. Fans remain very large. Crinoline is on the increase. Draperies grow less elaborate. Small Greuze bonnets arc in vogue. The newest Oriental laces have very | light designs instead of the heavy pat! terns. A velvet standing collar and a velvet belt are added to dressy white muslin frocks. Gathered ruffles are used on both silk and woolen dresses as well as on thinner fabrics. One of the Earl of Lvt ton's daughtersyet in her teens, has written a story for Tcmjilc Ji-tr. Elegant dresses are made of changeable silk combined with changeable silk muslin and glace gauze. Mrs. Sabin, the wife of United States Senator Sabin. of .Minnesota, has adopted three orphan children. Dark marine bhie suits, braided with silver or trimmed with many rows of very narrow silver braid, are considered very chic. Ecru and tan-colored gloves are worn this summer with all dresses, excepting those of gray, with which gray gloves arc used. Very pretty arc the suits of white twilled flannel of simple design, made up over white sattecn of silcsia, and simply at ilehed. Instead of the plain hemmed skirt a few tucks may finish the bottom, or three tucks may form the lower half of the skirt. The "crazy" bonnet is a coat-scuttle poke of rough and ready white straw trimmed carelessly wnn neiu nowers uuu white mull. White dresses are pretty and comfortably made with perfectly plain waist and skirt, with only a velvet belt to conline the waist. White China silk is very pretty when laid over pink or yellow silk, as it is scmi-trausparcnt and gives a pretty, changeable elTcct. The corsage is not now always made of the dress material. Many bnsipies arc of velvet silk and woolen broche, and can be worn with any skirt. Plaids arc combined with brocades in the shape of a pleated skirt, Molierecull's and collars of the broeaded fabric, with a cutaway polonaise of the plaid. Chain bracelets with small links are popular. These arc of both silver and gold, the ends fastening with an invisible clasp forming one of the links. A number of religious women in Paris go daily to the washing boats ou the Seine, and siny and read and talk to the laundresses while they arc at work. Shoes coming well up on the instep, fastened with a steel buckle, the back and front cither red or any other color patent leather, are favorite carriage shoes. Another industry is now open to women. In an establishment on Centre street, New York, they arc employed as gold beaters. The proprietors assert that, while not equal to men in physical strength, they arc superior in carefulness and delicacy of workmanship. Franklin was married at tweuty-one, Mozart at twenty-five, Byron, "Washington, Wellington and- Bonaparte at twenty-seven, Peel at thirty-two, Wadsworth at thirty-three, "Wilbcrforce at thirty-eight, Luther at forty-two, Addison at forty-four, and Parr, for the third time, at 103. HEALTH IIIXTS. Capsicum in three-grain doses is recommended for piles. In twenty-grain doses (capsule or bolus) it is a favorite army remedy for alcoholism. Do not work when you arc hungry, nor immediately after eating. Use a little discretion and you will not fail very much from doing as nature would direct. Impregnation ot 'he atmosphere of a .sick chamber when the pafient is ill of diphtheria,meascls,.scarlct fever,or of any allied disease, with the odor of a mixture of equal parts of turpentine and carbolic acid, is recommended by Dr. Vilandt. llalf a teaspoonful of the mixture will be enough at a time, if it is put into a kettle of water kept near the boiling point. The odor generally gives sonic relief to the sufferer,, and tends to prevent the spread of the malady. One of the best and most pleasant things that can be used to relieve this painful stale of the dental nerves (tooth J ache), is chewing common cinnamon bark. Jt destroys the sensibility of the nerves and suspends the pain immediately, if the bark is of good quality. It is generally as etticaciousas any of the other remedies, and not attended with the unpleasant consequences of creosote, carbolic acid, etc., which relieve the pain, but leave the mouth as sore and painful as the tooth was previously, though these results are usually due to carelessness in using.?Health ami Home. The First Meerschaum Pipe. In 1?2:{ there lived in Pcsth, the capital of Hungary, Karol Kowates, a shoemakers, whose ingenuity in cutting and carving on wood, etc., brought him in contact with Count Andrassy.with whom lie became a favorite. The count, on his return from a mission to Turkey, brought with him a piecc of whitish clay, which had been presented to him as a curiosity on account of its extraordinary light specific gravity. It struck the shoemaker that, being porous, it must be well adapted for pipes, as it would absord the nicotine. 1 lie experiment was tried, and Iviirol cut :i pipe for the count and one for himself. JSut in the pursuit of his trade lie could not keep his hands clean, and many a piece of shoemaker's wax became attached to the pipe.. The clay, however, instead of assuming a dirty appearance when Karol wiped it olT, received wherever the wax adhered to it a clear brown polish instead of the dull white it previously had. Attributing this chance in the tint to its proper source, he waxed the whole surface, and, polishing the pipe again, smoked it, and noticed how admirably and beautifully it colored, also how much more sweetly the pipe I smoked after being waxed. Other noblel tin, wnnrlnrfitl lirnner I 111<-11, l.v......^ 1 -I J ties <>f this singular species of day, im, ported it iti considerable quantities for i the manufacture of pipes. The natural j scarcity of this much esteemed article j and the great cost of importation in i those days of limited facilities for transI portation rendered its use exclusively I conlincd to the richest European noblcj men until 18M, when it became a more general article of trade. The tirst mcerI scliaum pipe made by Karol Kowates has been preserved in the museum of l'csth. How He Hocuinc u mood-Drinker. "Vcs, I'm a coulirmed blood-drinker ' now," remarked a ruddy, merry engineer, j ''and it is quite a funny story how I | happened to start at it, too. About three years ago my health was pretty bad. and my folks were very much worried about me. I got thin and hoiloweyed, and had a few night sweats. The I fact is, 1 hail consumption, and I knew ! it. 1 hadn't any other expectation than I that iu a year or so I'd have to give up i my engine and soon after that part from j my wife and little ones. 1 don't know 1 tli-i? I /imrlit til s:iv it. 1 lilt till! tllOUirht ! i v.*..*. * ...v w I of leaving my engine gave me about as much trouble as the idea of parting I from iny family, l'eople kept advising me to drink blood, ayd eited alleged cures to me by the dozen. Hut there ! was something abhorrent to me about that kind of beverage, and 1 couldn't ! i go to it. Two or three times I made an j j elTort to down some of it, but 'twas no | go. Well, one day I was running along j i with No. 7, as usual, and feeling pretty i j well down in the month, too. I had J begun to feel weak, and I had heard the boss was making inquiries about my condition with a view to laying me oJT. It ! made me blue as my boiler jacket. Suddenly, at a country road crossing, a fool heifer jumped right in front of lis. We were going lively, and as the pilot struck i her it cut her up fearful and landed her j riylit up on the smoke stack. I hope I i may never touch my throttle again, if a stream of warm blood from that heifer : didn't take me riirht in the mouth. My mouth was open, too, and in two sec- ' mwl< T IimiI uiiwillimrlv become a blood drinker. There wasn't anything dfsa- j greeablc about it, cither, and I've been j drinking blood ever since. That heifer i saved my life.'' There aro now fully 118,000 miles of ' railroad track in the United States, and 1 about :i!M,000,000 ties, and the average consumption for renewels should be about 50,000,000. or the product of 5(50,- ' (M)0,()00 acres of land, at 100 ties per acre, requiring P20,SO!).000 acres? J(?,()00 square miles?or nearly four times the I area of Massachusetts. A bug has been discovered which bores j holes in lead pipe. I THE SOUTHERN EXPOSITION A SHOW WHICH IS INTENDED TO ECLIPSE THAT OF 1876. How I In? Kntcrpriai? was Started and Wliat has been Done ? The (.rounds anil IIiiildingK. The Southern Exposition, which is to be opened at New* Orleans on December 1 ,* is the outgrowth of an idea that originated in 1ST!), when the Mississippi Cotton Planters' association was organized with a view to meet the desperate state of things then threatening the planting interest by the proposed exodus of the colored population and the apparent necessity for replacing the old methods of raising cotton by new methods and laborsaving machinery. The New Orleans exposition is a sort of centennial celebration of the beginning of the cotton industry in this country, as the lirst cotton was exported in 1784. Tliiii woo llin liprrinninrr nf the firat CX * ""o ""O o port trade that has made American cotton an important factor in the industry of the world. The year 1884 also marks the hundredth anniversary of the peace that closed the revolutionary war, and it was thought fitting that the occasion should be made memorable by the exposition of the arts of peace. It was also considered that the South had been the arena of the most remarkable industrial progress of this decade, and was, therefore, the proper center for such a celebration. The coming exposition is called the World's Industrial and Cotton Centennial exposition, and it is to be held under the auspices of the United States and the National Cotton Planters' association. On April 24, 188U, the executive committee selected New Orleans as the site for the exposition. Congress approved the charter constituting a board of thirteen members, eight of whom arc appointed by the President, and seven on the recommendation of the association and subscribers. Under the act the commissioners of the exposition had the authority to invite foreign governments to participate in the exposition. In order to make provision for the guests thus invited, an act of Congress was parsed loaning a million of dollars to the enterprise, on the same plan that proved successful with the Centennial exposition at Philadelphia. Louisiana and New Orleans raised $700,nnn hv Stnfn .inrl oitv annronriations and private effort, and from various sources funds amounting to about $1,500,000 more were raised to help on the enterprise. Then the plan was enlarged a little, and the Federal government decided to ask foreigners to bring exhibits relating to the departmental workings of their governments as a contribution to the knowledge of the science of govern[ ment. To carry out this idea a supplementary appropriation of $:300,000 was made by Congress, and a board of ollicers was appointed by the President. When the enterprise was started, one of the most active promoters was Senor Diaz, now president of Mexico. President Diaz has not lost interest in the exhibition, and promises continued cooperation. Already the Mexican government has appropriated $200,000 for its share in the great show. The Latin countries of Central America will also be duly represented at the exposition. Although, on account of the use of the term Southern Exposition, many have supposed that it -will be solely an exhibition of Southern products and things having some relation to them, the fact is it will be an international exhibition on a larger scale than any heretofore attempted anywhere. The grounds cover 250 acres. The main building is the largest ever built for such a purpose. The government building measures b84 by 5G1 feet, and is itself larger than either of the two Paris exposition buildings, and larger than the Vienna exposition building. There will be an immense horticultural hall, art galleries, and other buildings such as naturally cluster around a great exposition. The intention is to provide room for all exhibitors who have any thing to show that is worth seeing. The exhibits arc to be catalogued in nine groups witft auotit i,uuu classifications. The primary object of the exposition is to educate the people, and this will be kept constantly in view. The president of the exposition is Edmund Richardson, of Mississippi, the largest cotton planter in the world. The director-general is .Major E. A. Burke, of New Orleans. There is an oflice in New York, in (he Stewart building,at Chambers street and Broadway, and another ofhee in Chicago. Then there is a commissioner in every State with 000 to spend in the interest of the exposition. There are also fourteen men traveling in Europe giving information about the exposition and getting exhibitors. The exhibition will be opened promptly on December 4. Already a fleet of steamboats is being prepared on the Mississippi to take visitors to the show. There are ten lines of steamers connecting New Orleans with New York. Then there are the Louisville and Nashville railroad, the Quc??n and Crescent railroad, the Illinois Central, the Louisville, New Orleans and Texas, and the new system of Mexican roads ready to carry visitors from ali directions to die exposition,and the prospect is that even in the number of its visitors the Southern exposition will rival the exhibition at Philadelphia. ?Sew York- is'mi. Working1 I)o^r9. I once heard a gentleman say, that during a long stay in Holland he never saw a single dog idle, that was old enough and big enough to do any work. All sorts of barrows and carts arc built on purpose for them, and they gallop along at a great pace. They arc used to carry the fish, wood, vegetables, and anything else which their owner wishes,and when it is all sold, and you think the poor doirs might reasonably expect to go home with an empty cart behind them, i the master jumps in, and rides back in] state. f 15ut this is not the worst p&rt of the slory,for a certain amount of work never I hurts any animal, but, as a rule, the j poor dogs are miserably fed, and are often driven until they drop down of exhaus- j t ion. Still they are wonderfully patient and persevering, and will lick their mas- ' ter's hands gratefully if he treats them j kindly. In Kamtschatka the dogs arc the only animal? that can be used to draw sledges. They arc strong and active and run over the snow at a wonderful pace. A cour- | ier once drove two hundred and seventy I miles in less than four days in a sledge j diawn by dogs. There are generally five 1 to each sledge and they are harnessed j four abreast, with one for a leader. But, j in spite of all the work they do. they j are badly treated and ill-fed; they hate the work they have to do, and give a ! mclancholv howl when they are first liar- | nesscd. In Newfoundland the dogs are i used for all sorts oi hard worK, mil nicy i arc treated very kindly, and are so yentic and good that they will actually draw j a load of wood from the forest to the , seaside, wait for the carl to he un- I loaded, and thuu go hack to get it filled | entirely alono. Tlio Cable and the Wliale. Th<; steamer Retriever, says a lat<s iiumher of the l'anama Star ami Jlcrahl, was ! engaged in repairing a break in the West j Coast of America Telegraph company's submarine cable, when a whale, measureini; from seventy to seventy-live feet'in j length, fouled itself in the wire. In its , struggle to get free the cable cut into its right side, the entrails and large (planti- . ties of blood issuing from the wound and floating round the ship. In the last dying struggle-of the captive it parted the cable and lloated away to winuwam of the steamer. Some days afterward, the Ketriever returned to pick up the piecc of cable in which the whale had j been entangled. It was then found that tlie lish had drifted away, and tlie cable j was twisted up in a most curious fashion In no fewer than six different places it had been bitten through sufficiently to stop all communication. Tlie (Greatest of Suns. Sirius is the brightest star by iar in the whole heavens. The distance of Shins from the earth is estimated to be 1 1,000 times greater than the distance of the sun. or about l?o,7oO,UilO, 1)00,000 miles. Or, to measure its distance another way. its light traveling at the ; rate of 1!S0,(?00 miles per second, would , i- ?li.in i ivnntv-nnn veins iii reach- ! ing the earth. In other words still, the , astronomer who turns his telescope now j on that star sees it as it was more than a t score of years ago. The dimensions of : the star must he enormous, even as compared with our sun, for it is quite twice ihe brilliancy of any of its companions, while our sun at that distance would probably appear like a star of the fourth magnitude. The forests in Prussia, unlike those in 1 : any other inhabited lands, are increasing i 1 instead of decreasing. In Hanover alone j they have increased 8 7, OHO ncrcs. 11 - - \ r mammmmmmmmammtimmatm?mmmmmammmmm SELF-RELIANCE. I. By thine own soul's law learn to live, And if men thwart thoe take no heed, And if men hate thee have no care; Sing thou thy song, and do thy deed, Hope thou thy hope, and pray thy prayer, And claim no crown they will not give, lTor bays they grudge thee for thy hair. II. Keep thou thy soul-sworn steadfast oath, And to thy heart he true thy heart; What thy soul teacher learn to know, And play out thine appointed part; And thou shalt reap as thou shalt sow; Nor helped nor hindered in thy growth, To thy full stature thou shalt grow. III. Fix on the future's goal thy face. And let thy feet ho lurwl to stray Nowither, but be swift to run, And nowhere tarry by the way, Until at last the end is won, Aim inou inaysu loon uacK irora uiv piuco And sec thy long day's journey done. HUMOR OF THE DAT. A man with a cust in his eye?trout fisherman.?Si/tings. The United States speech crop will be very extensive this year.? Waterloo Observer. A man who paints the town red generally looks blue himself the following morning.?Pittsburg Telegraph. The most verdant young man of the period was the one who attempted to cut grass with a bicycle.?Boston Budget. There is a variety of slug which has 28,000 teeth. Mow devoutly thankful we arc that the slug is not a dog.?Pliila elfiluh in f!nil " I)o cats reason?" asks a scientist. Well, our view is that they try to settle matters that way, but nine times out of ten the debate seems to end in an oldfashioned riot.?Philadelphia Press. To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis better to lose the nomination; Or to be a presidential candidate and have A pirate's picture passed off lor your own, All in public prints.' ?Siftinys. There are said to be 20,640 stitches in a plain shirt. These figures, added to the number of half-hours annually consumed in looking for collar buttons, would make the public open their eyes. ? Courier-Journal. ' Man has not half the courage of woman," shouts a female orator. No, indeed; no one ever saw a great big, overgrown woman running from a littie O w # # bit of a man with a rolling-pin in his hand.?Philadelphia Call. EPITAPH ON A TRUTHFUL MAN. The world with mysteries is rife That puzzle e'en'the wise; This man was truthful all his life, He's dead, and hero ho lies. ?Homervillc Journal. Colorado has a woman who speaks eight languages, but when her husband comcs in at three in the morning with his legs hopelessly entangled she doesn't deviate very far from the Colorado interpretation of plain English.?St. Paul Herald. "The evening shoe for little girls is the Patti slipper," says an exchange. It is used just before the little girl is put to bed without her supper, and the ceremony of " trying it on " is attended with more or 1USS CHliSlvu uuujuuai.iai.juus uu the part of the little girl's mother.? Lowell Citizen. The blatant bullfrog's soggy song Conies gurgling from each clump; The chirp of sparrows all day long, Is heard beneath the trees. The screeching owl's " too-whit, too whoos," The cackle of each barnyard goose, Vt'hich waddles 'round the pump, Now strike upon the breeze. But not a sound of all these crews Is half as harsh as the hullabaloos Of orators on the stump. ?New York Journal. SELECT SITTINGS. There is a cat in Ulster County,N.Y., which violates all the feline traditions by diving into the water after fish. She goes down to the pond regularly every day, and as regularly returns with a fish 1 for her little family. A Catskill, N. Y., man has a curiosity in the shape of a lomon and omnge combined. On one side is a jerfCit lemon skin and the juice sour, while tfcc other is an orange and sweet. Thus writes an exchange. The story is probacy niric curious than true. A Providence antiouarian of sood memory says that tho last criminal whose cars were legally cropped in Rhode Island went through the operation on the 18th of October, 1822. The name of the man was Malbone Briggs, and his oilense was the passing of counterfeit money. The largest room in the world, under one roof, and unbroken by pillars, is at St. Petersburg. It is G20 feet long by loO in breadth. I3y daylight it is used for military displays, and a batalion can completely inauumver in It. Twenty thousand wax tapers arc required to light it. The roof of this structure is a single arch of iron, and it exhibits a remarkable engineering skill in the architect. The Manse Tower on the Rhine is on an island in the river, It was erected it is believed,in the middle ages by some of the robbcrkuights of the Rhine. The ruins have been covered with stucco, and converted iuto a watch-tower. It derived its name from the legend of the cruel Archbishop llatto of Mayence. According to the story, as told by ouuinuv in mt) laminar uanuu, mu uiauop, having burucd alive a barnful of starving poor in order to rid himself of their importunities for food from his well-furnished granaries, was punished for his cruel act by being devoured by a whole army of rats in his tower on the Rhine, to which he had tied for safety. A copy of George Washington's "sundries account" during his eight years as President from lT.S'J to 171)6 has just been brought to light by II. 31. Zimmerman. of \\ ashington. Among other cur. ious items in the account, which is written in Washington's own h ind-writting, are: 'two dogs, weight thirty-five pounds, from Farmer Bassett, to guard the President's house;" "thirteen patent lamps to illuminate the President's premises;" "Damask curtains for the state dininir-room"a massive desk for the Prosiclout's office, L" 120 10s." IJc.sidc these items the account includes various amounts loaned by President Washington to different parties, beside amounts paid for at least 100 lookingglasses and French mirrors. A "Franklin stove" for Mrs. Martha "Washington's room, cost four pounds, and a French painting for the "main parlor," cost thirteen pounds. Tar. Professor Peckham, in an intcrcshag article on tar, has thin to say in regard to its manufacture: It was known to the ancient (Jreeks, and Dr. Clarke, who describes the method of manufacturing it iu the forests of Bothnia, says there is not the smallest differences between the processes then practised and those of ancient (?recce. Along the whole coast ol" the Hull" ol iSotliiiiii tlie liitiaimants arc very generally engaged in this occupation, i Tliey make ti.vo of the roots of fir trees, with logs and billots of the same, which they arrange in a conical stack, fitted to a cavity in the ground, generally in the side of a bank. In the bottom of this cavity is placed a cast-iron pan, from which a spoilt leads out through the bank. The heap is covered over with turf and is then fired, as in making charcoal. Tar collects in the latter part of the process of charring, and runs olT through the spout into barrels. In Sweden, where the business is also important, some peculiar methods are adopted to increa.-e the yield of tar. Trees of no value for the saw-mill are partially peeled of their bark a fathom or two up from the ground, not enough to kill them, but only to check the growth. After five or six years, when cut down, the wood is found to l>e much 1 richer in resinous matter, which pro- i duces tar. Along the coast of the South- i cm States, especially of North Carolina, I Virginia and Georgia, the business is carried 011 upon a large scale in connection with the manufacture of turpentine, rosin and pitch. Old trees which have ceased to produce turpentine, and dead i wood which is rich in resinous matter. ! are selected for the coal-pits. The process I there does not dilTer materially from j that already described.? Chica'jo Inter | Oct HI). The census shows that from 1870 to lsSO in the Stales of Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina, South Car olina, (ieorgia. Florida, Alabama,Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arkansas, Kenlucky and Tennessee, thirteen States, there was a net Ions in valuation of ?202,81)8, Nil. In Texas there was a gain Df 1 TO.ii:t 1,586; in Georgia, $12,25:i,()N<); North Carolina,$25,721,580; total,$208,1500; 240. - /* Vvv-^*. BAFFLED! Oce of the Mo it Unaccountable ud Ducer* on* or Recont Deoolu DUcoverea nadExposed. There la soma mysterious trouble that la attacking nearly everyone in the land with more or leas violence. It seems to steal into the body like a thief In the night Doctors cannot dingnoee It. Scientists are puzzled by lte symptoms. It is, Indeed, a modern mystery. Like those severe and vague maladies that attack horses and prostrate nearly all the animals In the land, this subtle trouble seems to menace mankind. Many of Its victims have pains about the chest and sides, and sometimes in the back. They feel dull and sleepy; the mouth has a bad taste, rcially in the morning. A strange sticky o collects about the teeth. The appetite is poor. There is a feeling like a heavy load' upon the stomach; somotimcs a faint all-gone sensation is felt at the pit of the stomach, which food does not satisfy. Tho eyee grow sunken, tho hands and feet feil clammy at one time and burn intensely at others. After a while a cough sets in, at first dry, but uf ter a few months it is attended with a greyish colored expectoration. Tho all!icted one reels tired all the while, and sleep does not scorn to afford anv rest. He becomes nervous,irritable, and gloomy,and has evil forebodings. Thoro 1h a giddiness, a peculiar whirling sensation in the head when rising up suddenly. Tho bowels beco?io costive, and then, again, outflux intensely; the skin is dry and hot at times, tno blood grows thick and stagnant; the whitesof the eyes become tinged with yellow; the urine ia scanty and highcolored, depositing a sediment after standing. Tliero is frequently a spitting up of tho food, sometimes with a sour taste, and sometimes with a sweetish taste; this is often attended with palpitation of tho heart. The vision bocomes impaired, with spots before tho eyes: there is a feeling of prostration and great weakness. Most of these symptoms aro in turn present It Is thought that nearly ono-third of our population have this disorder in some of its varied forms, while medical men have almost wholly mistaken its nature. Some havo treated it for one complaint; some for another, but nearly all have failed to reach tho seat of the disorder. Indeed, many physicians aro afflicted with it themselves. The experience of Dr. A. G. Richards, residing at No. 468 Tremont street, Boston, is thus described by himself : "I had all those peculiar and painful symptoms which I have found afflicting so many of I my patients, and which had so often baffled ' me. I knew all the commonly established remedies would be unavailing for I had tried them often in the past. 1 therefore determined to striko out in a new path. To my intense satisfaction I found that I was improv ing. Tho dull, stupid feeling departed and I began to onjoy life once mora My appetite returned. My sleep was refreshing. The color of my face, which had been a sickly yellow gradually assumed the pink tinge of health! In the course of three weeks 1 felt like a hew man, and know that it was wholly owing to the wonderful efficiency of Warners Tippecanoe The Best, which was ell the medicine I took." Doctors and scientists often exhaust their skill and the patient dies. They try everything that has been used by.or is known to the profession, and then faiL Even if they save the life it is often after great and prolonged agony. Where all this can be avoided by precaution and care, how insane a thing it is to endure such suffering! With a pure and pa)atab!o preparation within reach,to neglect its use is simply inexcusable. A bug has been discovered which bores holes in lead pipes. The Knife Grinder and His Work. The knife grinder has, after all, a stoiy to tell, and a very dismal one it is. lit; is environed by dangers as completely as he is saturated with wet "swarff" (powdered stone) which dyes him a deep saffron color from head to toe. He sits over his tool, which at any moment may send him through the roof with all the suddenness and velocity of dynamite, and he works in an attitude and (especially if he be a u dry " grinder) inhales a dust which he knows will shorten his life by ten, twenty or even thirty years, as constitution and fortune may serve him. The sharp crack of a breaking stone is an appalling sound to the occupants of a grinding hull. A bang in a trough, a crash in the roof, and a piteous moan, and all is over. If the victim be alive he is hurried to the hospital; if dead, his crushed body is reverently carried away. No vigilance in the master, no care in the workman, seem able to avert these periodical catastrophes. The insidious water rot, the hidden flaw and the unequal grain do their fatal work in spite of all precautions.?English Illwij?ir? LIULVJM liiuijucmc. Pretty Women.' Ladles who would retain freshness and vivacity. Try "Wells' Health Renewer." CiMCiJfNATi claims to have a population of 800,000, . mo minora, however large, speedily and painlessly cm ed without knife, caustic or salve. Send six cents in stamps for pamphlet, references and reply. World's Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main_streot, Butl'alo, N. Y. Plowing rac<S are popular in Texas. Joilnh Davis' Trouble. Josiah Davis, North Middlotown, Ky.f writes: "I am now using a box of you: Henry's Carbolic Salve upon an ulcer, which, for the past ten days, has given mo great pain. This salvo is the only remedy I have found that has given me any ease. My ulcer was caused by varicose veins, and was pronounced incurable by my medical doctors I And, howover, that Henry's Carbo'.io Salvo is effecting a euro." Beware of iraitatLns. Life Preserver. If you are losing yourgripon lifo,try"Wolls' Health Renewer."Goes direct to weak spots. Low Pilcen for Butter. The New York Tribune, in its market report, explained why some butter is sold for such low prices. In si5caking of butter it said: " Light-colored goods' are very hard to dispose of, and several lots were thought well sold at eight to ten cents." If butter-makers would got tho top price, they should use the jtuiiiuveu i3uiw.t vyuior, mauo oy >v oils, Kichardson & Co., Burlington, Vt. It gives a pure dandelion color and never turns red, or rancid, but tends to improve aed preserve the butt .-r. "Hough on Toothnrko." Instant relief for neuralgia, toothache, facetche. Ask for" Rough onTTooi liache. "15&?5c. Hay-Fever. I can recommend Ely's Cream Balm to all Hay-Fever sullerere, it is, in my opinion, a sure cure, I was afflicted for 2o years, and never before found permanent relief.?W. H. Haakins. Marshfleld.Vt. Hay-Fever. I have been a Hay-Fever sufferer for threo years; have often heard Ely's Cream Balm spoken of in the highest terms. I used it, and with the most wonderful success. T. S. Goer, Syracuse, N. Y. Regulnrns One of the strongest proofs of the value of Kidney-Wort as a remedy for all diseasea of the kidneys, liver and bowels, is the fact that it is used and prescribed by "regjilar" physicians. Philip C. Ballou, M. D., of Jlonkton, Vt, says: " Take it all in all, it is the most successful remedy I have ever used." "Rough on Itcli." "Rough on Itch" cures humors, eroptioaf; ring-worm,tetter,salt rheum, chilblains. The medical properties of petroleum lure long been known to the aborigines, and since Carboline has become so well known as a hair rttbiurur uiiu jJULiuieiuu u&m? xrviio rank among the new remedies. In the Diamond Dyes more coloring la given than in any known dyes; thoy give fnaterand more brilliant colors? 10c. atdrnggista. Wells, Kichardson&Co. Burlington, Vt. Sample card, 32 colors, and book of directions for 2c. stamp. The short, hacking cough, which leads to consumption, is cured by riso's Cure. Beri.ix has a monthly paper devoted to cremation. Business Men Who Buffer from dyspopsi.i, biliousness, headacho, constipation, nervous dobility, orotheraffoctions caused by closo application to business and overwork, will And in Hood's Sarsaparilla a medicine which will give pcs:tivo roliof aud renews I strength to the body, clearness and quickncnto the mind, and steadiness to the nerves, "i have boon afllioted ?vit!i a bowol complaint for 15 yonrs, and ns often as one week in eight was disabled for business. My wife urged mo to tako Hood's Sarsa. parilla, and from tho time i commeuced taking it until now i have been free from the complaint, and feel I thnnkful that i have received effectual relief."?Jo. EKi'll Fisueii, of Fisher A Colton. Montpelier, Vt. MR. OtonoE K. Ki'fcsKi.L, paper manufacturer at Bellows Tails, Vt., B:iya ho foun-J Hood's Sarsaparilla the best remedy he ever usnd for oonstlpation?the business rnau's most eorimn atlliction? and he wouJd on no I aocouot bo without it. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all Drusgisls. $1; six for $5. Prepared only by U. I. HOOD A CO., Apothecaries, l.o\?#ll, Mms. IOO Doses One Dollar nil mm HHij/ANTED yvCENTS 1 * J5fi\ n 2 Jfg lo sell our Combined Atop H #W1V "* fftm "W I I.adder. Wa?h Jfeneh ut;d //n\ Ironing Table. 1 he best sell* turstilf! ?u?l cbv*|>. 1'ricc wilMa | H the f**acb of nil. I.ar^c protlu lo I A*rnt>. Special pricc* by car I 3 yw n l vl' Thlrtr-iwo thousand in uio since a //.-gy jf JAiiuary Iji, issi. Kncloie "tamp for circa* B B ,ir *' ! t" -Wruti. /(Mre?i Hum ii "" The(ODIUMT?I?X 9THi. CO. 9prlaftfl?id,a "P A TT'TtfTQ f Tiios. P. Simpson, Washington. A xjLXXjIi Jl O D. C. JCon.iy aaltod lor patent until obtained. "Write lor INVESTOR'S UU1L>E. Matrimony?All responsible p irtiesd?Miriu? correspondents for ninns-mont or iuntr.tn? tiy 8-n t l 'e for copy "Wedding Hells." P. O. Ii ?x 2,629, lien:on,.Muss. Rl 0 to S<-|.lien .t Heirs. Send stamp r'OWCiflHft'w rircuUr*. COL. L. ttl.Vii. I_6II9 dull lid HAM, Att/y, Washington, D.V. oeul. National I'rm.iMltNij Co., I'iiii.-ntr-lphia. Pa. j MTBITSEiSlEiiS^' |^gMaaMgM Bs Vr n(Tp-1h<> n'mvi- cnionn? "f iinapy nml Till kJ ttio li I lit JII-I Siali-wiTliiK III' f??:i?iwlii?r li Ega nn'<kiT f'niiii i In tup lillilrf Mii.:l"!i ;ii.- i; W Tin* f!r-: piTcun jn-ivrr:;i;r ihn * --j ?,nrr,,i,!li If wr1 ?? ' \ i- i (tali fill' > rri'i'i I In- m':-i ??? tho "?i; ll.i: frit; I In* <-?ii li. iji; i icMii. fe tliirtci 1:1 h. <!; Ililriy-l'.vr (JOI,!) VV.VT('ll Kt ! > R inrrncli In li:*- invvi uni- Stiiiult ;i?*<>;ilv :ii^ai r.ui: I (Kj y<vi iiuiv Iii'vci'iimiI nrlliiril. ? > < >ittml h jjhimI i-ji.i: B? cvi'rv CT.ll U\ ni* fur Knr.iplr tntciiiige l?ss.ss?% uiyooLo |& Is mi.1i ii? iiii- i-mn-iii : ik'I! i? of lmir.ii>!' )-? . Imp -r tp tvrn |iiin"lii"i''l In Aim-ri'-it. A rrv.iiiiifun ii At: Ei i: " 'l In lin* IJuvitl 1'im. i it** fir?!i !>.nr; ilnr Sj (li'lirnl'-nr-iiiiiii *l l! m r. l"i.In r v. !? >i- tr. !i :.i"! i!< nr. :i v iv I ill all ii:i|ni:r. !i!-."i r"!i.''-.l ;n:il 1.1. i 3 I Ills Tr I 1m AnilTir.l \.V v ill. H Il!.lUi-ll 11,2: * Tl . i,'>>:ll 'fi ,i. ;?ti';.ji:iI, I.' :m> * ? i r. rr.'i !;>? uf . !\ i i l|.*:ii? l.ir :.:i!:i';m* I' '\ I.' ?;.:il "i'l-i |i. ?v ?: ; ' n.: II; l"!i tn i li - i.:!.. i- |.rir?'?. v. uif.'i .>.'?!<> i. .- i \'a liiiiuii. i ; i i'i i...li - i lii' ci'*i ! vi t : n .Tiinpl.' i: .i?I ;Til.- i i'""' * :.l {> ;* k K ; ;j I'iiliT, :i! it"'!', or |i- 'i-:i r?*'l i?*:*i-r. wiisj't 'a iui. ii. l ull ui?:..k..vi.- i.i ?h'it:i mi v..:i i-.i.-ii ?ui:;j i...x, A(icr:ss KAYO - IN I Struier than Fledoa Wp.1 are the records ofsome of the cures of ooo* somption effected by that most wonderful remedy?Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Dis- SI covery." Thousands of grateful men and women, who have been snatched almost from the vary JawB of death, can testify that consumption, in its early stages, is no longer incuraole. The Discovery has no equal as a peo toral and alterative, and the most obstinate affoctions of the throat and lungs yield to its power. All druggists. Birch wood is coming into demand for floors for skating rinks. The best test of a human life is the amount of good it has been and done to others. Mrs. Lyaia E. Pinkham may be given a seat of ^ honor among those who have helped to change sickness into health, and to transform the darkness of suffering into the sunshine of rest and hope. A LONO meter hymn?The gas bill. "What wo learn with pleasure we never forget."?Alfred Mercier. The following is a case in point: "I paid out hundred* of dollars without receiving nny benefit," says Mrs. Em liy itnoaoH, 01 jucunaes. jiuu * uat j.oinalo complaints, especially 'dragging down,' for over six years. Dr. It. V. Pierce's 'Favorite Prescription' did mo more good tlian any medicine I ever took. I adviso every sick lady to take it." And so do we. It never disappoints ito patrons. Druggists sell it Spri.no goods?Mineral waters. SA Cent* Will buy a Treatise o.vthb Horse and His Diseases Book of 100 page3, valuable to every owner of horses. Postage stamp? taken. Sent postpaid. New York Hop.se Book Co., 134 Leonard Street. New York city. "I Have Suffered!* :J|| With every diseaso imaginable for the last three years. Our Druggist. T. J. Anderson, recommending "Hop Bitters" to me, I used two bottles I Am entirely cured, and heartily reconv mend Hop Bitters to every one. J, D. Walker, Buckner, Mo. ??_ I write this as a J Token of the great appreciation I have of your Hop . * * * Bitters. I was afflicted With inflammatory rheumatism I 11 For nearly Seven years, and no medicine seemed to do me any Gooal!! " " ? i > . 1?u.1? - tt tjifc . 4 unui i inea iwo ootutso wi. jtuuj. uuf uur- j tore, and to my surprise I am as well today I as ever I was. I hope .-'A ""Sou may have abundant succeed "In this great and" ' Valuable medicine: Anyone I * * wishing to know more about my cure? Can learn by addressing me, E. M. Williams, 1103 10th street, Washington, d. a ? 1 consider your Remedy the best remedy in existenoe \ For Indigestion, kidney ?Complaint "And nervous debility. I have just" Returned "From the south in a fruitless search for health, and find that vour Bitten are doiiuf me more , . Good! , Than anything else; A month ago I was extremely "Emaciated! 11" ~ And scarcely able to w?lk Now I am Gaining strength 1 and "Fleshl" And hardly a day passes bat what I am **** * * * complimented on my improved appearance, and it is all dae to Hop Bitters 1 J. Wickliffe Jackson, ?Wilmingtcn, JkL [57* None genuine without o coach 01 green Hops on the white label. 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