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?r?.WAYiNr, AND WAKING. j s
Hope and the sun are lilco a1* one?
Both largest when they rise; 1
They shrink niike from mora till noon,
As life prows oM juul w ise. j j
With what unbounded ho;xj the boy j 1
Begins liis worM-caroer! ! 1
How wondrous large ami bright with joy j ]
Do rising suns appear!
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But as the sun grows less ami less, j
And ] filer a> they olinil)
The vac ant sky. so we <-o:if( ss j
The coM dtceitsof time.
Our boyhood hO] ips will shrink ami fade j .
As boyhood drifts away,
Ar.d one l?y one to rest are laid
The failures of the day.
And yet the sun at noon that turns
Its downward course will grt.w and grow, I
Ti 1 in the wo-t it rolls and burns.
As large as halt a day ago.
So. as we hear that other sphere,
The early ho; e revives,
That ali we thought was ours here
May be, in other lives.
?Harpers Weekly.
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LKFTJU'IFINI). i
It was 1<> o'clock ( f a July morning, s
and the largest tract iui of humanity had I
been some hours earning its daily bread, j ;
The idlers had just risen from the break- i
fast table. To this la ter class belonged i
the young man who leaned lazily on the
piazza railing, and loo <ed absently out on i
Lake Winnipake. Ueide him in a huge |
chair, sat a little worn in rocking to and j ;
fro, with an untiring movement, and i
with deft fingers plying in and out
among bright silk and crewels. She was j
idle, too, in her woman's laborious way, j
but there was a lack of repose in her indolence
that made it restful to turn again I
to her brother, who stood in statuesque <
inaction, looking mio uie sun water i
below.
"What arc vim going to do, to day ?"
the iittIf woman a.-ked.
I . Nothing."'
"There's a great deal going on, and :
vcrv niee sort of people, too. Do you }
see that pretty girl down there at the j
landing
The one with rod
"Yes, don't you think she's pretty ?"
"1 hadn't thought of it."
"Well, she is?remarkably. "Wouldn't J
you like to meet her 1 could easily
manage it."
"I'm nr>t particular. Is she worth
while t"
"ISen. vow exasperate mi-. wu u?i
take an interest in anything r"
? * "I don't do anything else in Wall
street. I'm otT duty now. I Relieve in
resting in a philosophical sort of a way.*'
"Weil. I suppose you are tired, poor
fellow! 1 know how you feel. I am
\ tired myself most of the time."'
"Tin d! I look like it," laughed the
b young man. ''I'll tell you how it is; 1
K'. simply want my liberty. It doesn't pay
?this dancing attention on half a dozen
W girls whom you never see again."
flj^ "Oh, Wi 11. don't, then."
Hen Adams at twenty-one had performed
his social duties with great zest.
Four years later he was stili heart whole,
and beginning to take a purely fraternal
interest in blushing debutantes. He
danced less and went to the opera alone,
or with his friend Rutland, a con finned
bachelor of twenty-nine. With entire 1
resignation young Adams acted as usher
at main fashionable weddings, and with- 1
out a sigh saw Catharine. Kate and Kitty
led down the aisle by other men. And
so he approached his thirties and within
a year of them leaned idly over the
piazza railing at Lake Winnipake, and
declared to liis sister that "Kobinson :
&' Crusoe was the luckiest fellow of his acquaintance.
(.live me a desert
isle for a summer sojourn. What would
refresh a man like going back to savag.
ery!" 1
"I don't think it would be enough of i
a change to benefit some I know,"
laughed his sister. ''"Well, Ben, all I I i
can say is, you are very different from
what you use to be.''
k In the meanwhile the boat below :
j pushed off.and Adams followed it with his
eyes, chiefly because it would have been
I more trouble to look another way. The
|- young lady in the stern was Miss Josepli|
ine Vail, and the boy at the oars was her
twelve year-oia nromer. ,jo.>i-piuui;
a young lady of views supported by more
or less logic and by what some thought
an exttemely pretty face. Jler enemies
?but she had none?would have said
that while she despised conventionalities
^ ^ no one was more annoyed when obliged
to disregard them, and while she re- ,
sented the protecting limitations of her
sex, she was quite willing to accept the
attentions based on the theory of their
existence, ller father said one day:
"Nothing would take the kinks out of
Josephine like settling down with a good
husband." The young lady took it in
high dudgeon, and went away meekly to
wonder if it were true. On this particular
Juiy morning Josephine accepted i
her brother Tom's services as oarsman,
fc>To. not because she was not perfectly able to
row herself, but because it would keep
Tom out of mischief.
"Don't rock the boat, Tom. It doesn't i
frighten me, but I can't read."
There was a pause.
" Row near the bank, in the shade,
Tom."
Another long pause.
"Say, sis," said Torn at length, "now j
we're off. I'll tell you where we're '
going."
.. miv^w.t iv. , ,, .v
going to take mo out for a row."
"Not much. I'm going two miles 1
about to see some fellows who are camping
out.''
"And going to take mc ? I think you
arc mistaken, sir. (Jive me those oars."
"No you don't. Leave 'em alone and
' sit still."
"Tom, turn this boat instantly, or I'll
What"11 you do ? Come now; you sit
, still or I'll "
"Tom, there's the Desert Island just
ahead. Don't run into it. He careful;
you're going straight toward it."
I "We might land there,"' he said,
t blandly.
Eil "To be sur-- we might,"said his sister,
f glad of anything to divert him from the j
I lirst scheme.
I "All right, just as you say."
E Tom turned his boat t-oward the great j
rock, which lifted ils broad back out of ;
the water. It was fitly called the Desert j
Isle, for its few square feet of surface |
supported not so much as a blade of
grass or a bit of lioss.
"Hop out." said Tom: "I'vegot to see
r to the boat. I guess you can climb up to .
the top easy enough."
"Of crours.-! I can." said Josephine; 1
A "as if I needed your help, you little :
- monkey."
! In a moment she stood at the top of j
the rock, and in another moment a de- j
risivc laugh came from below.
"(Jood-by; I hope you will enjoy yourself.
I'll see you later."
js . Plato says: "A boy i= the most !
vicious of wild bca^s.'" Plato and Miss j
Vail were of one opinion on that point. !
She looked about her and took in the |
situation. She was monarc h of about ,
twenty-five feet of rough gray rocks, the
L "" "Tups of which defended abruntlv to the '
P water. Perched high on this pedestal, i
lier figure stood out against the sky in '
bold relief. A book and parasol were j
lier only accessories, for by some happy
inspiration she had clunyr to these. The
sun was high in the heavens, but its hot I
rays were mercifully tempered by a soft J
breeze on the lake.
Josephine seated herself, raised her j
parasol and opened her hook. She faced i
the probability that at least two hours of |
noonday solitude were before her. The
philosophical course of action was to
make the best of it. But what a situation
to be discovered in! She remembered
with satisfaction that a large I
party had gone on a picnic to-day, and I
the dowagers left behind were not |
?ivcnto boating at high noon.
She tried to think how she should
laugh it oft if anybody should see her,
but under the most cheerful aspect she
seemed to herself a little ridiculous spectacle.
To be ridiculous in a good cause
had in it an element of heroism, but the
pfescnt situation was one of unmitigated
absurdity, and Josephene Vail always 1
\ felt the heroic rather than the comic to '
She her forte. Once tears of real vexation 1
started as her head began to throb in :
sympathy with the Lot pulsation of the ]
air about her. '
An hour had dragged its length when J
Josephene suddenly lifted her head and >
listened painfully. A man's veicc sing- i
ing and the splash of oars, and, yes, in 1
an instant, a boat swung slowly around t
the bend. One man sat in it lazily t
singing. c
''It's that base creature who watched 1
us oil this morning. It's a type I detest.
And to think he should see me here! 1
It's really more than lean endure." The <
girl looked with envy ob the tortoise i
which slipped easily from the base of the s
rock into the water as he heard the dis- I t
turbing sound of oars. I s
"I hope he'll have the good taste to ' s
appose I came here of my own free will.
I? wouldn't think of interfering with
no, I hope. What! I believe he'scomnir
straight toward me!"
Josephene turned the leaves of her
>ook with an interest that jyrew every
noment more intense. ISut at length
leeeiicy required some recognition of the
tearing boat. The youn<r man was rownj;
now as if he had renewed interest in
ife. lie was soon at the base of the
ock.
' I beg your pardon," ho said, as he
aised his hat; "can I be <>f any service
0 your
'You arc very kind, sir. You find mc
11 :i very absurd condition."
' You have evidently been .shipwrecked.
Vie you the sole survivor*''
"No, not shipwrecked, but' put ashore
ind abandoned by my cruel tyrant of a
jrothcr. To tell you the truth, sir. I am
he victim of a practical joke. My little
jrothcr has left me here while he goes
farther up the lake to visit some friends
ivho are camping there."
"I beg you will make use of my boat, I
[hen. to return. I will come up to you
in one moment."'
Leaping out of his boat before Mi>s
Vail could say a word he drew it up on
1 low shelf of the rock and quickly reached
lier side.
"Let me help you," the young man
said, with such a firm assurance of good
breeding that she made no resistance or
Attempt at independence, but accepted
the urolTered aid in a quiet, matter-of
course way.
"Your boat! your boat, sir!" she suddenly
cried. It was too late. The rising
hrce/.c drove the water with such force
ugainst the rock so as to dislodge the
boat, and before Adams could grasp it,
it was gayly tilting about, a half dozen
yards away.
The two looked at each other a moment
and then laughed, though both
were conscious of its being questionable
taste.
Adams sobered and said: "Cau you
ever forgive me. Miss?*'
"Miss Vail; I am Miss Vail."
"And 1 am Mr. Adams. Can you be
magnanimous enough to forgive me?"
: i.i i.t
" 1 liai IS U1U i
you."
"Ah, you evade mine. At any rate I
sliall never forgive myself. A worse bit
of bungling I never saw. The truth is,
Miss Vail, 1 have had very little experience
in rescuing fair ladies. You are the
lirst whose life 1 have tried to save. I am
no hero, as you see."
The genuine anuoyancc of her companion
roused the compassion of Josephine,
and she began to talk to hint with a desperate
cheerfulness and acceptance of the
situation.
"What a cold-blooded little villain
that brother of yours must be, Miss Vail,
to desert you in this fashion. I suppose
we must throw ourselves on his mercy
when he comes back, llow are you
going to account for me? Consider me
your man Friday."'
Beneath their light talk ran an undercurrent
of more or less bitter meditation
on the part of each. Miss Vail shuddered
to think what a good story this would
make to circulate among her friends,
while Adams foresaw how it would add
to the conviviality of the club. He began
with the fervent wish mat tie was uiu 01
the scrape, lie ended, I am glad to confess,
by ceasing to envy Robinson Crusoe
his desert isle, and considering his own
far preferable. There was a breeziness
11 bout this girl that made him forget the
mount in <; thermometer. She had a way
of going to the point, and, moreover she
had a point, two things which Hen
Adams told his sister lie appreciated in a
woman.
In short, by dint of making the best
of it, .Miss Vail and Adams were both
able to express. honest suprisc when a
boat appeared in the distance, and in
taking out his watch, Adams found it to
be :> o'clock.
"Now!" was all Josephine said, but
there were conflicting emotions in the
monosyllable.
"Iluilo-o!" shouted a shrill voice
across the water.
44 IIullo-o!" called Adams back.
Blank astonishment wiped all exprcs
sion out of Tom's face at first, but a
broad grin finally made its appearance.
" You're a great one. Jo," lie muttered.
"I'd like to know where you wouldn't
find a beau. Did lie drop down out of
the clouds?"
"IIusli, sir; you have been a very
naughty boy."
As they rowed home Adams devoted
himself to cultivating the acquaintance
of the young scapegrace. The latter
proved very approachable, and Adams
found no difficulty in persuading hint to
go fishing the next day.
When they were home at last. Josephine
took her brother into her room and
turned the key.
"Tom. you've treated me very badly
to-day. What would you give if i would
not tell father? You wouldn' like to be
sent back tt) the military school, you
know."
"Say, sis. I'll tell you what," and the
little wretch gave a wink of immense satisfaction;
'"if you won't tell on me, I
won't tell on you. Honor bright."
".Mrs. Adams," said Mr. Hen Adams to
his wife at their wedding reception a year
lifter. "Don't you think we might afford
to tell people how we met; 1 never
knew a secret kept better. I nearly
ruined mvself buying up that precious
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uriHUUi-lllMiltt vyi III111V-. 1 uu wvj *
thought 011 your account I wouldn't let
liiin tell. I dicln tcare; I liked it. I had
110 business to, you say? Hut I liked it,
nevertheless. Here are Rutland and his
Mary. Let's tell them the story. They
know we're going to Lake WinnipaKc for
our honeynioon."
SCIENTIFIC AM) INDUSTRIAL.
One of the latest inventions enables a
person to light gas-jets by an electric
battery contained in a small portable
tube.
An English naturalist asserts that tinhedgehog
cannot be poisoned, neither
strychnine,arsenic nor prussicacid having
any etrect upon it. It eats adders, regardless
of their venomous fangs.
The cotton-wood is being largely
planted on the treeless ranges of the far
West. Its wood is of but little value,
but the growth is rapid and furnishes
protection to trees of greater value. It
is much used as a shelter to timber.
Cr. Luigi Volpe estimates that there are
in Italy at present 2,000,000 cows, which
annually producc !JS4.0()0,000 gallons of
milk, of which one-third is employed as
food for calves, one-third is consumed in
the natural condition, while the remaining
12(5,000,000 are devoted to the manufacture
of butter and cheese, and for this
purpose have a value of S'21.-100,000.
A reent writer on the emotions of in
fants says curiosity shows itself the minute
a child begins to take interest in
other things beside its food: and when,
though it still carries everything to its
mouth, it does so merely because the
tongue is the finest as well as the most
exercised organ of touch. At this stage
the child handles things, looks at them
closely, pulls them to pieces, and so in
playing instructs himself.
What cannot be made out of paper is
something which cannot yet be safely decided.
A Hartford (Conn.) man has
lately taken out patents for devices by
which very beautiful and substantial
carpets can be made of paper at prices
much lower than the cost of common
cotton matting. This new fabric even
seems to have qualities entirely superior
to ordinary carpets. It can be doctored
so as to resist water, lire and insects
without losing any of the soft elegance
which is common to line woolen carpets.
So sayetli the inventor and his friends.
Moiled and Raw Milk.
W. Mattieu Williams says in r<>/i>i!nr
Sc.la.ee. Monthly: The cookery of milk i>
very simple, hut by no means unimportant.
That there is an appreciable difference
between raw and boiled milk may
be proved by taking equal quantities of
each (the boiled sample having been allowed
to cool down), adding them to
equal quantities of the same infusion of
coffee, then critically lasting the mixtures.
The difTe. ence is sufficient to have
long since established the practice among
ill skillful cooks of scrupulously using
boiled milk for making cafe au lait. J
!iave tried a similar experiment on tea.
uid find that in this case the cold milk is
preferable. Why this should be, why
[jailed milk should be better for coffee
?nd raw milk for tea, I can not tell. If
iny of my readers have not done so al e:idy,
let thein try similar experiments
vith condensed milk, and I have no doubt
;hat the verdict of the majority will be
h it it is passable with colTee, but very
objectionable in tea. This is milk that
ias been very much cooked.
The chief definable alteration effected
>y the boiling of milk is the coagulation
>f the small quantity of albumen which
t contains. This rises as it becomes
lolidified, and forms a skin-like scum on
he surface, which may be lifted with a
poon and eaten, as it is perfectly wholeome
and very nutritious.
THE JOURNALISTIC JOKERS.
LAUGHABLE STORIES FOUND IN
OUB EXCHANGES.
An Amateur Astronomer?Shortening
u Sentence?l'*eil to It?The Heat
Jleateu ?The ?lan at the Window.
1 see l>y the y'runscri/'t that the
comet ha* three tails." said the man on
the soap-box in the grocery store the
other night.
"Well. 1 don't know to what comet
the paper specially referred."' said another
member of the congregation, 4' but
four or live nights ago 1 saw a comet
with nineteen tails. You may look surprised.
gentlemen, but L saw it. There
might have been more tails to it, but I
counted otilv nineteen. I saw it during
the late sleet while I was standing on my
lu-ad near my front stoop. I have had
ni) desire to make a second observation.
? MbWt fotrit Ti'iifsfrijil.
shortening a Sentence.
Eminent Statesman ?Yes, but 1 am out
of polities forever.
Worker?Ihll says you can easily get a
portion of the delegates.
"Yes. but I am out of polities.''
' Jim says he will turn in his votes for
you."
"Yes. but I am out of "
"Mike estimates that vou ean get
half."
"Yes. but 1 am out "
"More than that."
"Yes. but I am "
' Over half."
"Yes. but 1 "
' Jake oilers his votes."
"Yes. but "
' And I will give you mine, That
makes your nomination sure. Will you
accept
"Yes."?I'/iilaiicf/'hiii Cull.
1 scil to It.
At a hotel in a neighboring town recently
there was <|uitca rumpus in a room
to which a card party had retired. Hefore
the disturbance ceased three men
were knocked senseless, two tables and a
WHll"l UllV, lU'MWll, ?? y
ami the lire denartmcnt called out, while
all the guests tilled the hall and the ladies
screamed murder. After it was all over
a peaceful snore was heard issuing from
an adjoining room. Some of those present
who had a curiosity to see who could
sleep through such a noise, pounded on
the door until they extracted a sleepy*
"Hello!" and a night-capped head soon
appeared.at the door, and the voice attached
inquired:
"WhntN Wanted ?"
The situation was explained, and the
stranger replied:
"lieen a row, eh Well. I don't mind
such little alTairs. I was brought up in a
college town and boarded next dorr to a
theological seminary. ? Chicwjo Tribune.
The Ileal Rcatcii.
"You've got some nice wood over there
in your yard,'" said a seedy-looking tramp
to an Austin avenue lady.
"Yes," said the lad\ of the house.
"1 would like to carry it in for you."
said he.
"My husband intends to carry it in,'*
she replied.
"Well," said the tramp. "I will carry
it in and pile it up nice if you will give
me my breakfast."
At this offer the lady consented, and
the tramp went to work.
After lie had" carried in a couple of
arnifuls the lady stepped to the door and
I fnmwl liim cittimr on Hip_ tiilfi with llis
,v'""vl J*"" t"" ""5 I ?
claws on his knees and liis face buried
in his hands.
"What is the matter ?" said she.
''Oil, lady." said lie, looking up, "I
am so weak, for I have had nothing to
eat since day before yesterday," and he
again covered his face with his hands.
This seenvd to rouse the lady's sympathy
and she went in and soon returned with
an excellent breakfast. After he had
swept everything from the board
he arose and said: "Thanks, my
good lady, for this sumptuous repast.
Now let me give you this
advice: Never again let your sympathy
get away with your discretion. I'm off.
Ta, ta !*" and he walked majestically out
the front gate. The tramp had gone but
a short distance when he became deadly
sick. lie seated himself 011 a curbstone,
and a few moments later, having two or
three violent spasmodic contractions of
the stomach, he lost his ill-gotten breaklast.
Indeed his stomach would have
followed suit had it not been thoroughly
dovetailed to his diaphragm. He believed
that he was poisoned, and he became
very much alarmed. As soon as he
regained strength enough to get to his
feet he slowly retraced his steps and
found the lady standing in the front
door.
".Madam," he said in piteous tones,
"my breakfast did not stay on my stomach.
I believe I'm poisoned."
"That is not to be wondered at," said
cl.,. [ <1 in 1 vrnir lift In <r:nnc hav
intf been c aught oncc before in tlie same
way, so I prepared myself for it by dosing
your tolTc-e with tartar emetic. Now let
me give you a little advice: Xever again
let your rascality get away with your
breakfast. To beat a dead-beat beats
everything. Ta, ta!" and she shut the
door in his face. The tramp started
sorrowfully down the street, wondcrinir.
no doubt, where and how he could get a
breakfast that would stay with him.?
TiXlUt '
The 7Ia.it at the Window.
You would have said as you looked
nim over that lie was a man of fiery temper,
and that it would take over two
' sass words" to make him peel of! his
coat and snil in for victory or death, but
you would have been sadly mistaken. He
was writing away in his ledger .when a
man camc in, shoved his gas bill into
1 1 - .
lilt' winuow, uuu ?;iui:
" Is this where they knock a man down
and roh him?"
The man at the window smiled.
" Because, it's no more nor less than
highway robbery to semi m<: a l)ill like
that! Twelve dollars for teas for Januarv.
and the meanest kind ot gas at
that!"
The smile continued.
' Why people will stand such outrageous
treatment is a puzzle to me." continued
the man, as lie thing his money in
after the bill. '' 1 never burned six dollars
worth of gas last month, and I'll
swear to it!"'
The rebate was deducted, change
made, and th" mail at the window passed
it out with a thank you.
"Yes, it's robbery!" muttered the
other, "ami I'll be handed if I can't lick
any three gas-men i? Detroit!"
He expected a reply, but none was
given. The smile faded out to some extent,
but perhaps that was because the
pen made a blot on the ledger.
The next comer was a short, fat woman
with an eye full of brimstone, and you
could see that she was aching for a riot.
"Can 1 have my pocket picked in
hcref"'
lie smiled.
''And robbed of the bread which my
fatherless children arc crying for?"
He nodded.
"And swindled out of money that I
have had to work for like a slave?"'
"Vcs'm."'
"Oh! I thought so! Here is my gas
bill. It is over six dollars!"
lie nodded.
"Do you hear me?over six dollars!"
lie bean).
"And I didn't have but one burner
goinu, and that was shut olT for four
straight nights! And I can bring twenty
witnesses to swear that the gas was so
poor that I couldn't read the accounts of
the flood in my newspaper!"
lie brushed up his hair and glanced
out of the window.
"I'll'never pay it! Kvery one of my
neighbors has advised me to stand a lawsuit
first!"
He drummed on' the desk with his
fingers.
"Hut I will pay it this one time, as
my sister is sick and I don't want the
lawyers kicking in the doors and climbing
through the windows."
He held out his hand.
"But another time I'll law you?I'll
law you from Halifax to Ilaverstraw before
I'll pay! There's the money!"
He made change, whistling softly to
himself, and as she put the bill in her
pocket she snapped out:
"Even a grave robber ought to have a
little conscience!"
But he didn't hear her. He was figuring
at the ledger again.?Detroit Free
Press. .
Hcnrv Wheeler, of Hickory Flats, Ga.,
is seventy-four years old, has lived in
the sainc house forty-nine years, never
owed a cent, sold corn at one dollar a
bushel all through the war, has the first
silver dollar he ever saw screwed fast to j
the inside of his clock, has nineteen children
and grand and fjreat grandchildren
enough to run his direct posterity to 121,
is haie and hearty, never 6niokes, chews,
or drinks, and is supremely hap y.
There has never been death in his
family.
The Knrlle Islanders.
The Ivurile islands, forming an almost
unknown archipelago, drop like a chain
of small links from ICamsehatka down to
the Japanese island of Ycssc, so closing
in the Okaliotsk sea from the Northern
Pacific. They have recently been ceded
by the czar to the mikado in exchange I
for the large island, of Saghalin. The]
islanders are a small race, hardy, honest
and peaceable. By the Aleuts they are
called the "hairy men," but whether this
I is because they dress entirely in skins or
because they are sparingly provided with
that arctic rarity, a beard, is not known.
Anything more cheerless and unlovely
than the lives of the Kurileans can
scarcely be imagined. Living on what
is not much more than a succession of
huge steppingstones from Ivamscliatka to
Japan, they arc exposed to the full fury
and rigor of the winters of the far North.
Th'e spring is comparatively pleasant, but
with the summer comes on such fogs that
ar impenetrable wall seems to be raised
between the islands and the rest of the
world. The fogs clear ofT, there is a
brief glimpse of a low sun, and then the
bleak winter conies ;iiown oiacm^ uguiu.
Not a thing grows on the islam! except
moss, the whole group being destitute
of tree, or shrub, or blade of grass. For
food the natives depend upon whatever
they may catch in tiieir fishing and hunting
expeditions, with the rare addition
of a little bear's meat whenever bruin is
adventurous enough to swim oir from
the mainland. Just as the islands are
destitute of foliage, so they are of animals,
the only creature on them, beside
the natives, being a breed of small, swift
foxes.
The habits of the Ivurilcans are in
-* f. ... ir "1..
Keeping witli tilt,- surroundings. nuruv
and adventurous, having no such word
as home in their meagre language and no
appreciation of such an institution, they
roam in their canoes from island to island,
killing whatever breathes, putting
up rude huts when thev are
forced into winter quarters, but
generally despising anything like
shelter and living in their boats. So little
are they used to the art of construction
that, unlike their fellow-natives,
thev do not build skin canoes, but make
up what arc called baidara, a class of
craft that is as primitive as the rest of
their habits. Wrecks are not infrequent,
and the islanders wandering along the
shore pick up whatevcrdriftwood maybe
scattered about, the women being gent-rally
engaged in this harvest of llotsam
and jetsam. The pieces are rudely tied
together with thongs in the shape of a
long box and calked with moss. The
roughness of the elements and the roughness
of the work are not particularly conducive
to seaworthiness, and they generally
spring a heavy leak an hour after
they are launched. To keep them afloat
the Ivurileans always put a load of moss
and a couple of women on board, the
moss being to stop up whatever cracks
may open, and the women being cm
ployed in this work with a bunch of moss
and a piece of stick, daubing any particular
obstinate crevice with a lump of seal
fat. Nomadic as they arc, the Kurilcnns
have still some sort of a capital, and
make infrequent and erratic visits to the
village of Shumshu, which, after all, is
little more than a collection of huts, now
rapidly falling into decay and nearly deserted.
Siam's Floating Capital.
In many points Bankok is more
Venetian than Venice itself, writes a
traveler. In the queen of the Adriatic?
despite those "bright streamlet veins"
about which modern poets make such a
stir?one can walk through fully twotliinls
of the town without being indebted
to the traditional gondola at all. In the
Siamese Venice it is far otherwise. The
main street is the river, and there are no
side streets at all. Your opposite neighbor
lives upon the other bank, and before
calling on him yon have to call a
boat. The native children play in the
water as tliey would play on land elsewhere,
and many of the houses, moored
to posts by short cables of rattan, rise
and fall with the tide like anchored vessels.
Indeed, with the exception of one
long straggling road running parallel
with the river along its left bank, the
land might just ns well not be there at
all. The approach to this singular place
is as picturesque as itself. Far out at
sea you descry along the eastern horizon
a dim procession of purple shadows,
which, as you near them, resolve themselves
into bold rocky islets, with green
clumps of wooding scattered broadcast
over the dark red sternness of their
gloomy cliffs and craggy ridge. One by
one they arc left behind, and now there
begins to rise out of the
smooth sea, far away in front of
us, something that looks at first
sight like an endless line of soldiers in
battle array. These are the trees of the
Siamese coast. Soon the water all around
us turns thick and soup-like, wearing a
deep dvc of vellowish brown, which an
?
JJUUIHJUS IUUI u jiiili11i\ man nuius mat
are approaching the mouth of the "beautiful,
the pea-soup colored river" that
flows by the town of Bankok. All in a
moment the foul beer-colored stream and
the low mud-banks on either side, and
the long, dark, leathery mangrove leaves,
which quiver like snakes' tongues in the
| rank, white fever-mist that curls up
through them from the rotting depths
below arc transformed into a fairy land.
The broad, smooth river, now bright with
the silver sheen of the moonlight, now
fading into ghostly shadow, formsa background
worthy of haute. Here and there
amid the black masses of forests twinkles
a solitary point of lire, showing where
some Siamese fisherman has built his little
nest of bamboo and dried grass amid
this strange wilderness, which is neither
land nor water, but a weird chaos of
both. But these lights, and the shadowy
boats that flit past like phantoms ever
and anon, are the sole tokens of human
life in the depths of this grand and lonely
stillness, unbroken save by the hollow
rush of the swift, dark current speeding
onward to the sea. By day this mighty
jungle would be simply a foul and unwhoiesofhc
swamp; but by night it is
transformed into a scene of enchantment
through the magic of that lriendlv darkness
which, like charity or u lawyer's wig,
covers a multitude of sins.
Ten Million Car Wheels.
"There are more than 10,000,000 iron
ear wheels in use on American railroads,"
said the master mechanic of one of the
trunk lines, "and it requires about 52.>
poinds of pig iron to make one wheel.
About 1,250,000 wheels are worn out
every year, and the same number of new
ones must be made to take their places.
The iron men are called upon for only a
small proportion of the 2,500 tons of
mateiial required for these new wheels,
however, for nearly 200.000 tons are supplied
by the worn-out wheels themselves.
Formerly the lift* of a car wheel was estimated
at eight years, but the reduction
of the railroads generally to the standard
I ffiinri. niifl tin- inmrnvmnciits in loadinsr
and unloading facilities, have materially
decreased the length of service that a
wheel may be depended oil to perform.
The uniformity in guagc keeps cars in
more continuous use, while the decrease
in time of loading and unloading enables
them to be put to more active service
even where they are run only on short local
routes.
"These figures do not include the
wheels 011 palace coaches and the better
class of passenger coaches. The wheels
on that grade of rolling stock are now
made almost exclusively of paper. They
are as serviceable jus iron, and combine
lightness with strength, a great desideratum
where speed and economy in motive
power are now of paramount importance."
?Knr }'(!) /. Sun.
A Leap-Year Episode.
The Washington correspondent of the
Philadelphia Villi says; Society, as a sort
j of jest, has decreed that any younj; man
| who refuses a leap-year proposal from a
[ ladv is in honor bound to present her
with a new silk dress. There are a num'
ber of "old maids" in town who have
already accumulated enough silk dresses
to stock a dry goods warehouse. Hut
that is not what 1 desired to say. One
day last week a younir man in society
here paid a visit to a young lady friend.
They were not engaged, but he had
( ii'iin Ainrlnnon lw> ?kah1<1 lll-x.
uiiu at' nwiim IIKU
to be if he could only muster up sufficient
confidence.
lie had been fooling along on the outside
edges of an engagement for six
months or more, and the lady began to
grow anxious. It was one of those cases
where both parties floundered around in
the sweet meshes of love, without ever
coming to an open understanding. On
the evening in question the lady, half in
jest and wholly in earnest, proposed to
! him. lie said that silks were unusually
J high priced, and that if shu would he
married at once he would accept. Much
to his surprise, she did accept, and the
couple visited the parsonage of n neighboring
clergyman, where the bride produced
the license, showing that her determination
was not a sudden freak of
fancy, and the pair were made man and
wife.
AMONG THE JERSEY COWS.
VISIT TO A MODEL PBTOSYLVAHXA
STOCK 7ABM. 1
flutter Wliicli Sell# at Fifty Cent* a
Pound ?Twenty Cows Worth
J More Than ?2,000 Each.
"Gath," in the Cincinnati Enquirer,
gives the following account of his visit
to the stock farm of Joseph C. Sibley,
near Franklin, I'enn.
Franklin is surrounded with the derricks
of oil -wells, looking like skeleton
churcii spires, to the number of scores
and hundreds, and most of these are still
pumping a small quantity of oil per
diem. Overlooking the tower on the op.
Pmnnh nrrtfle 5?t thn Pros
| jlU.NlU mut ui x iviivu viw>* .? ??
! pect Hill stock farm of Joseph C. Sibley,
perhaps the most complete in all its appointments
now in this country. Connected
with it in different tracts are
about six hundred acres of land, and it
has a race-course used by the county agricultural
society. Near the gate going in
is the creamery, which manufactures two
barrels of cream into butter in about
forty-five minutes, and this butter is sent
all over the country at fifty cents a
pound. On the top of the hill is the
barn, which is of an octagonal or almost
circular pattern, and contains the entire
herd on two floors. From the cupola of
the barn, which gives the ventilation,
descends a pole, around which is a winding
stair connecting the two Hours. In
the center of each floor is a large open
snace. and the circle of cattle faces this
in stalls, their heads all appearing1 above
the stalls, and the troughs at their knees.
Behind this row of cattle is an open corridor,
also circular, around which the
second greater circle of cattle stand at
their stalls.
On the upper floor a portion of this
second circle is devoted to the cows with
calves or about to calve. The cows in
calf are generally kept dry where this is
possible, so that the calf can get the full
nourishment; but it is exceedingly diflicult
in some cases to dry the Jersey cow,
as the tenacity with which she makes
milk is the great secret of her value. She
is the most wonderful butter-making animal
known to man. Other kinds of cattle
run to beef, but the Jersey so assimilates
her food that the globules which
might make beef How in her milk, and
hence the extraordinary production of
some of these cows, and their high prices
in a country where the chemist has been
at work with butter, and h.:s given us
various forms of wagon grease and coalar
instead of the Alderney producc.
The importation of Jersey cattle into
the United States began about seven
years before the war. It has gone on
with such enthusiasm that we now have
about 21,000 Jerseys, either imported or
born here, every one of which is registered
in the Jersey herd-book, that is now
assuming the proportions of a library.
The Jersey cattle? by which general
name is meant cattle of Jersey, Sark and
Alderney?improve in this country over
their condition in their native islands,*
and they make more crcatn and butter,
and thrive wonderfully. They are distributed
over the entire country. They
are generally of a fawn color, with rather
dark gray or blackish faces; the cows
are very gentle, and the bulls vicious.
I was interested in two things in this
stable. In the first place the cream
separator, which is run by a steam engine,
revolves with enormous rapidity,
and the cream Hows out of one spigot and
lw? olrimm/vl millf nut. n( nnnt.hor Thf'Il '
I observed the apparatus for cleaning
cows, which arc carefully washed and |
brushed once or twice a day by means of
brushes operated by the engine. The]
cow, calf or bull is brought forward and
tied to a post, and from above these
brushes are brought to her body,
and carefully raise every hair.
The cattle like it, but their tails
have to be tied up in a bag, for not long
ago one of the brushes tore out a tail.
The temperature in the barn is kept at
fifty degrees the year round, regulated by I
the thermometer, and the barn is lighted
with the Brush light on every lloor, and
at midnight is as bright as day. A storage
battery is kept near the engine for this
purpose. The light used is the ordinary
gas bracket and small lamp.
At Prospect Ilill farm the barn is
eighty eight feet in diameter. There are
thirty-two cattle 011 the inner rows and
forty-six on the rear rows. The engineer
has fifteen-liorse power. The food given
the animals is boiled and mixed, partly
oats and partly ensilage, or leaves of
corn plucked when the ear is full of milk.
The cattle like tins food very much, and
it improves their butter. The Jersey
cow can be relied on to make one pound
of butter a day; many of them make
sixteen pounds a week, and some of their
performances are almost fabulous.
By the machinery used at Prospect
Hill it takes thirty-five minutes only to
separate the cream from the milk of
forty-five cows. The separator is a
Swedish patent. In one hour from the
commencement of the milking the cream
is in the creamery and the skimmed milk
is being fed to the calves.
Mr. Sibley says that the keep of his
cattle in the winter is some where be?
* ., ,w i?,f
I V\ Ul'll UMV4 Llllllj V/WIUO it v?"T, uuv
that for a portion of the voar they do not
cost above eight cents a day. There are
, about thirteen men employed on the herd
farm, and the cost of running it is about
?17.000 a yeur.
At Prospect Hill there arc forty-five
milch cows, producing not less than one
pound per diem of butter, while a good
deal of the milk without being skimmed
is given to the calves. There are twenty
cows in the stable that ?2,000 apiece
would not buy.
Fishing for Sponges.
The sponge trade, according to the re.
port of our consul at Nassau, gives cm
ployment to several thousand persons and
some hundreds of vessels. The sponges
are divided into coarse and fine, of which
the former bring in about five dollars
per hundred weight, and the latter double
that sum. The principal varieties, in
the order of their value, are known as
i sheep-wool, white reef, abaco velvet,
dark reef, boat, hard-head, grass, yellow
and glove; and of some of these varieties
there are several grades, designated by
numbers, all being used for mechanical,
srtrgical and bathing purposes. Bahama
and Florida sponges are about equal in
texture and value, but both are inferior
to those of the Mediterranean. The ves
5>UIIS l-lll |M<n> I'll ill ajiunyiiii; air omaii,
with crows of from six to twelve men.
About six weeks' provisions are taken
on board, and they then coast along the
banks and reefs, where the water is
shallow, and generally so clear that the
sponges are readily seen, and are brought
to the surface by hooked polos, or sometimes
by diving. When lirst brought up
they are covered with a soft gleatinous
substance, as black as tar, and full of
organic life, the sponge, a* we know it,
being only the skeleton of the organism.
The days' catch is spread out on the
dock, so as to I ill the mass of animal
lifo, which in dying omits a most unpleasant
smell. Then the spongers go
ashore and build a pen, or "crawl,'' of
stakes Hose to the water's edge, so that
the action of the'tide may wash away the
black covering, in which it is aided by
pounding the sponges with sticks. "When
this operation is completed the sponges
are strung upon small palmetto strips,
three or four to a strip, which is called
"a bead,' when they are taken to
Nassau, to be sold in the sponge market
under certain conditions and regulations,
nobody being allowed to sell his cargo
otherwise than through this sponge exchange.
On the conclusion of the sale
the sponges arc taken to the packing
yard, where they are sorted, clipped,
soaked in lime-Wit^r, and spread out to
dry in the sun. Tl< are then pressed
by machinery into bales containing one
1%.o?wl in line etfiin nro
JIUIIWIIU |HMWlVl.->, IIUH IU llti.1 .H,.vv ...V
.shipped to Kn<rland or thi* United States.
? Jltir/n'r's J>tiz<n\
Beautiful Harbor.
One jrrand picture gallery Sydney pos- !
sesses and siillieiently enjoys?its harbor. j
Let none who values his place in any
Australian heart niurmer that lie never
heard of Sydney harbor, or hint that it |
has any equal in the world. When I lirsl j
sailed 011 it :i gentleman gravely assured
me that, with all its sinuosities, this
harbor, had a water-front of 2,:tOU miles.
Deduct about two thousand and you will i
be nearer the fact. Deduct a proportion- |
ate amount of enthusiasm and you still j
have the sober truth that this harbor, j
with its green promontories and islets, i
its hays and nooks and beaches, stu Ided |
with shining villas, is of a beauty that I
never wearies the eye. As, during many I
months of the year, fair weather may be
counted on, there are many picnics on
the wooded shores and so much room !
that none need jostle each other. On j
Sundays there arc many excursionists, )
but little bathing, the sharks being a
sufficient police force to keep all bathing
inside the palings and hoses provided at
various spots, with scrupulous separation
of sexes. ?M. 1). Conway.
Over 500,000 rose tiees are annually
imported into this country from England,
I France and Holland.
WISE WORDS.
"We must have a weak spot or two in a
character before we can love it much.
The beggar is the only man in the universe
who is not obliged to study appear- ^
anncs. t!
That each thing, both in small and in I
great,fullilleth the task which destiny has <;
set down.
Good taste rejects excessive nicety; it J
treats little things as little things, and is (
not hurt by them.
He at least as polite to father, mother, (
child, as to others; for they arc more important
.to you than any other. 1
Treat everybody with politeness, even
those who are rude to you. For reinem- (
ber that you show courtesy to others, not
because thev are gentlemen, but because }
you arc one.
Young man, don't forget that all the
people are watching you, and most of J
them arc more ready to charge your
account with something bad than something
good. ,
Never pronounce a man to be a willful
niggard until you have seen the contents
of his purse. Distribution, you must re- 1
member, should be in accordance with 1
thi* receipts.
The hours we pass with happy pros
pects in view are more pleusing than
thoso crowned with fruition. In the first
instance, we cook the dish to our own appetite;
in the latter, nature cooks it for
us.
It is not a question as to whether any
man may or may not have objects of
beauty; it is not required that any man
should make himself a hermit in the
desert. A man has a right to wealth and
all that it produces, but no man has a
right to hold them selfishly and shut
others out from their enjoyment.
Saved by an Albatross.
The Sidney (Australia) Telegraph says:
A singular story has been related to us by
the master of the bark Gladstone, which
arrived there from London. While the
vessel was in latitude forty-two degrees
6outh and longitude ninety degrees east,
a seaman fell overboard from the starboard
gangway. The bark was scudding
along with a rough sea and moderate
wind, but on the alarm of "man overboard
" being given, she was rounded to
and the starboard lifeboat was lowered,
manned by the chief officer and four
men. A search for the unfortunate man
was made, but owing to the roughness of
i i-i ,i: a. u.,4.
tllC SCSI X1U L'UIUU I1UI UL' UUJUUVUIL'U i UUl
the boat steered to the spot where he was
last seen. Here they found him floating
but exhausted, clinging for dear life to
the legs and wings of a huge albatross.
The bird had swooped down on the man
while the latter was struggling with the
waves and attempted to peek him with
its powerful beak. Twice the bird attacked
its prey unsuccessfully, being
beaten off by the desperate sailor battling
with two enemies?the water and the albatross?both
greedy and insatiable.
For the third time the huge white form
of the bird hovered over the seaman, preparatory
to a final swoop. The bird, eager
for its meal, fanned its victim with its
wide-spread wings.
Suddenly a thought occurred to him
that the huge form so close to his face
might become his involuntary rescuer.
Quick as thought he reached up and
seized the bird, which lie proceeded to
strangle with all his might. The hujre
creature struggled with wings and paddles
to free itself. In the contest the
sailor was beaten black and blue and
cruelly lacerated, but he held his own,
and slowly the bird (juivered and died.
The carcass floated lightly on the waves,
its feathers forming a comfortable support
for the exhausted man, who had so
narrowly escaped a lingering death. But
another danger awaited him. He was
not much of a swimmer, and the excitement
of the extraordinary conflict began
in toll unnn him. lie was faint and crrew
giddy. But with one arm around the |
albatross' body, under the wing, and one
hand clutching the bird's feet, the sailor
awaited his chance of rescue. Presently
he heard his comrades shout from the
boat, and in a few minutes more was safe
on board the bark, though a good deal
shaken and exhausted.
Scared.
The other morning a citizen of Sprout
street who looked the very picture of
health was waiting to take the car, and
whistling as a man will when at peace
with all the world, when along came an
acquaintance who halted abruptly, gazed
at him in a doubtful way, and finally
held out his hand with the remark:
"Well, well! Then I was mistaken!"
'In what?"
"Why, I thought I heard my wife
reading your death notice two weeks
ago, and knowing how bad your liver?
"My death notice! Why, there isn't
a healthier man in Detroit!"
"And knowing how badly your liver
was alTected."' continued the other, "I
didn't wonder at it. You are a terribly
careless man."
"Why, how!"
"In not taking more care of yourself.
The liver is a great vital organ, and no
man showing the symptoms you do has
any right to neglect searching for a
remedy."
"-My liver! I'll bet you $50 that
my?."
"Nevermind! If you want to be obstinate
that's your lookout, and not mine.
I I simply promise to be one of the pall
wearers, uooci morning:
It was wonderful how the smile faded
and the whistling ceased. Instead of
taking the car the man headed downtown
at a slow pace, a half-scared look
on his face, and it was only by a great
ellort that he passed the first drug store.
When lie came to the second lie walked
in, and without even referring to the
weather, he said:
"Doc. my liver is a trifle out of order,
and I guess I'll buy a bottle of invigorator."
lie got it and hurried off, anxious to
reach the oflicc and get down a dose, and
no man will see a smile on his face again
until he calls upon some doctor and
learns that his liver is working away like
a two-horse engine and shows no signs
of skipping a cog.?Free Press.
Interesting Trees.
The trunk of a sycamore, near New
Madrid, is forty-three feet in circuni
fercnee.
An oak in Barnwell county, S. ().,
measures 24i feet in circumfcrencc,
eighteen inches above the ground.
An apple tree iri Mercer county, Ivy.,
has borne fruit for sixty seasons without
failing. Five feet from the "round its
trunk is ten feet nine inches in circum*
ference.
A lemon tree on the farm of Thomas
Kennedy, at Noonan's Lake. Fla., nineteen
years old, has borne fruit eleven
years, and has e arned for its owner $100
in a single season.
In the negro cemetery at Amerieus.
da., is a cedar tree that was planted in
a pitcher at the head of a grave ten years
ago. It burst the bottom of the pitcher
and rooted in the earth. The pitcher |
still cncircles the bottom "of the eedar, ,
which is ten feet high.
The " .Major Oak," near Kdwinstowe,
England., fell before a recent gale there. J
Its trunk had a girth of twenty feet, and
the circumference of the top was 210 feet.
The hollow stem was used by picnic
parties, and seven persons had, at one
time, partaken of a meal in it. It was
known to have stood TOO years.
Deios llotchkiss, of Marion, Conn.,
has an apple tree in his erehard that is
supposed to be 1 To years old. Its annual
yield is about eighty-five bushels of
apples. The circumference of the trunk
is sixteen feet near the ground. It bears 1
fruit on five limbs one year, and on four '
different limbs the next year. In 1*7(5 ;
it bore fruit on all its limbs. :
The soft maple tree that was cut down 1
on the White house grounds last December
ha I many historic associations. J
President Lincoln had a habit of stop- \
pint; at this tree when thoughtfully 1
strolling about tlie grounds, and pulling
a twig from it. Then lie would take out r
his pocket-knife and slowly whittle the
stick as he walked on. The tree was j .
planted during the administration of .
A n'lrruv Jackson. ' ;i
ri. s
One of the most interesting and valun
hit' features of the Johns Hopkins Driver- {
sity library is the newspaper bureau. A | t.
1 rained editor and a stall of assist- I n
ants read all the representative dailies : '
and mark superior articles upon cconoinie, |
political, social, educational, legal and j
jiistorical sulijects. These are afterward ; *
clipped, arranged in new ipaper budgets, ! .
and kept in large envelopes or oblong '
boxes, which arc marked with labels. The
lists of subjects includes everything of
value that finds its way into the columns ^
of the press. Bulletin boards are covered
daily with the best clippings from the
latest papers, arranged under the leading
heads of current topics. J ll
THE HOME OF THE SOUL.
BY THE AUTHOR OF THE STAR SPANGLED Th
BANNER. rj
[The correspondent sending the following vig
oem to the New York Observer, remarks: the
I have never seen It in print, but obtained chi
; through a manuscript copy of a friend of Cut
tie author, Mr. Francis S. Key, and feel sure me
can vouch for Its authenticity."] ha
Th
)h, where can the soul find relief from its
woes, " on!
L refuge of safety, a home of repose? pa
Jan earth's highest summit or deepest hid j?5
vale - Tfa
iive a refuge no sorrow or sin can assail I un
No, no, there's no home! 1 P?
rhere's no home on earth, the soul has no j,"'
home. po
?an it leave the low earth, and soar to the wj
sky, ho
\tid seek for a home in the mansions on high w<
in tho briglit realms of bliss a home shall be
given, \V
\ud the soul find a rest in its Home of the de
Heaven. ,r
Yes, yes, there's a homo! tll
There's a Iiomo in uign aeaven, uie bout una n
home. *1
cr
3h, holy and happy its home shall bo there, p'
Free forever from sorrow, from sin and from a!
a
care, yj
And the loud hallelujahs of angels shall rise ki
To welcome the soul to its home of the skies.
Home, home, home of the soul! v(
The bosom of God is the home of tho soul! (a
HUMOR OF THE DAY. P'
HI
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Under a cloud?An umbrella. !j'
One good thing may be said of the m
pawnbroker?he sticks to his pledges.- fe
Sonwrcille Journal.
It doesn't speak much of the size of a w
man's mind when it takes him only a inin- a
ute to make it up,?New York Graphic. P
An English paper says that Americans n
are good listeners. Our invention of the rj
telephone proves it.?Ncio York Journal. ?
It seems strange that a man should I
hurt himself when he drops on a side- si
walk. Down is so soft, you know.? u
Siftingn. ?
Every affliction has its blessing. The /
man with a woodeu leg never knows what
it is to have rheumatism in that ankle.? J
Chicago Sun. o
A fashion item declares that the long j
train is going out of fashion. Let 'em j
go. This is the kind of departing train ti
that no one will care if they do miss.? t
Stntemnn. J
When a young man lays siege to a jj
young lady, and insists upon her con- ^
senting to become his wife, she cannot i
but confess that he is "a man after her 1
own heart,"' however heartless she may J
appear. ? Chicago Hun.
An iceberg 110 miles long was seen by ?
the steamer Norseman on her way from *
Liverpool to New York, and perhaps the
Arctic regions and the north pole, in order
to avoid giving us any further trouble, j(
are coming down here.?Chicago limes. q
"My dear," said Mr. Muckleliam to ^
his wife, " those hams I bought the other R
1? M_J Al
uay are so uauiy sjjuhcu im;jf v,nuuui u^ j(
eaten." "What a pity," his wife re- v
plied. "Guess we'd better send them v
out to the charity hospital."?Arimsaw y
Traveler. t!
As somewhat of an inducement to ama, d
teurs we take this method of announcing b
that everyone sending us a poem ou a
"Spring" this year will receive a pound I
of dynamite done up in a beautiful sheet b
of colored tissue paper. Now is the time s
to get up clubs. ? Chicago'New. n
" If you don't marry me," he exclaimed, v
"I'll take myself out of this hated world 8
and I'll haunt you as long as you live!" "
Said she: "It will be more respectable ^
than your present haunts. Please stand a r
little further off. I never could bear the *
smell of alcohol so soon after tea.?Boston
Transcript. t
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His Evil Eye. s
The Due d'Aosta, brother of Kins Hum- .
bert, is declared to be a jettatore, or possessor
of the evil eye. When he first
wished to marry the Duchesse de la Cisterna
his negotiations were unsuccessful, i
and M. Cassinis, president of the eham- i
ber, who acted for him, blew out his
brains with a pistol. Some time after the '
Due again tried his luck with the lady* '
.and her family, and, being accepted, he t
rode beside her carriage on a public occa- 1
sion, when his steed threw him and so
much alarmed her horsc9 that they ,
plunged and reared and a catastrophe
was with difficulty averted. When the
due subsequently was on his way to Stupiniggi,
a royal hunting lodge near Turin, i
where the marriage was to take place, the <
Conte de Casti<?)ione, one of his suite, fell 1
dead from his horse, struck down by appoplcxy.
And when the princely pair set j
out on their wedding journey a balcony
tilled with spectators fell, and several
persons were seriously injured; while, to 1
??U ?4V?n Amflnf ?f|>nn fV*r?T7 onf I '
L1U? 11 till, UL LI1U LUVSilll'tlb "litU
foot on a steamboat, the boiler burst and
killed a majority of the passengers. The *
eye must be rathqr an inconvcnience to <
him, to say the least.?Sun Francisco Ar(jonaut.
Misdirected Mail Matter. 1
People in general have but a faint conception
of the enormous amount of misdirected
mail matterwhich passes through "
the mails annually. In the Boston office J
last year there were 40,000 letters wrongly *
addressed, and in all these cases the c
proper addresses were ascertained and
the letters forwarded to their destination, ?
and yet people wonder why their letters ?
are delayed, although it is owing to their i
own carelessness. Of coursc the post- i,
office officials are not responsible, but t]
many people fail to see where the trouble u
lies. In further evidence of the want of c
care on the part of the public, it is stated x
that the number of letters sent to the t
dead letter office during the last vcar was
nearly 4,500,000, or an average of 14,500 *
per day. These letters contained no less *
than *40,000 in cash and checks to the k
amount of $1,500,000.?Boston Herald. n
Physicians have long prescribed Dr. Graves"
Heart Regulator for heart disease, why?lie- 'J
cause it is a sterling preparation for a peculiar "
disease, and thirty years use warrants it. $1 c
I>er bottle. "
There are more than 100,000.000 of the e
standard siiver dollars in existence.
The renowned Dr. Clendenning says one- B
third of all his dissections showed signs of
heart disease: if you have it in any form, use . <
Dr. Graves' Heart Regulator, $1 per bottle at |
druggists. g
Kekosexe oil has driven cocoanut oil
wholly out of use in Zanzibar.
No efFort has ever been made to advertise
Lydia E. Pinkhatn's Vegetable Compound
outside nur own America; yet frequent c ill.from
other parts of the world show that i
good news will s])read. Package* of this _
ln.slicine have even be:n sent from Lynn,
M iss., to China.
A Kkexch silk grower is establishing a
colony in South Carolina. j,
A DriiK?lnl!'s Stury.
Mr. Isaac C. Chapman, druggist, New burg,
N. y., writes u?: "lhave for the past ten
years sold several gross of Dr. Win. Hall's |
balsam for the Lungs. I can say of it what ?
1 cannot say of any other medicine. I have f
never heard a customer speak of it but to g
praise its virtues in the highest manner. I |
have recommended it in a great many cases S
af whooping cough, with the happiest effects. jjj
1 have used it in my own family for many f
years ; in fact, always have a bottle in the a
Iliirit to Believe, 1
It Is hard to believe t 1i:il a man was cured f
i?f a kidney disease after his body was swollen j*
lis big as a lianvl and In; had been given up a
?s incurable and lay at death'sdoor. Vetsueli
ii eure was accomplished l>v Kidnev-W'ort in &
thepei'sonof .M. .M. Dcvcreaiix, of Ionia.Mieh.,
who says: "After thirteen of the liest doctors ri
in Detroit had given me up, I was cured by p
Kidney-Wort. 1 want everyone to know h
what a boon it is." " P
~ I'll ?ners-Try IIJ , ?
Wells, Richardson & Co's. Improved Ruter
Color will 1 e fo.tnd to be the <>n'y oi! color
hat wiil not become rancid. Test it and you ei
ivill prove it. It will not color the but er- w
i;i!k; it gives the brightest color ?>t any .['.J
i:a !e. and is the strongest anil therefore the ! hea;
est. K
ITiikst and nKs rcoi>-i.ivKnoTr? from selected K
iveis, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard k ?
<>.. M, Y. Absolutely pure and sweet. Patients
vim have once taken it prefer it to all other*.
'Itysit inns declare it superior to nil other oils, gtf
( u.\m:i> hands, face, pimples and '"otifjh Vj
kin i ureil by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by i h
kmvcII, Hazard ?V Co., New York.
Fashion ismteen. Fast, brilliant and fash
niabl-! arc tne Diamond Dye colors. Oir gcvkage
colors 1 to 4 lbs. of goods. 10c. for
---- ' - .1 W-..II.. T>.\.l 1 f
111V ("hi 'I . * ?i i ui iiui '? uun, xviiuuivi* j nit|
on <fc Co., Burlington, Vt. _ ch.
I have had Catarrh for years in its worst lo:
orm. Before I had used one brittle of Kly's
"ream Balm droppings into my throat had j',j <
eased. pain ami soreness in my head was re- ~rr
riovnl, as well as deafness. It, gives me im- jg
nediate relief for cold in the head.?Mrs. J. D.
Iauadokn, Union, N. Y. [Price50 cents.]
It seems proper to assert tlint Samaritan ??
Cervine cures (lysjiensia. Xo cure no pay. "ir
J. W. Fosliee, of Iilutr Spring, Ala., says: q
'Samaritan Nervine cured me of lits.'' " O
Phcenix Poctoral cures cold and cough. 2.5. Camphor
Milk cures achos and paius. 25. |
nsos itemed}* for Catarrh is a certain cure
or that very obnoxious disease. f
A Vermont man has been married six {|}c
imcs, and he's tlic citizen they always get i
i go first in a bear hunt.?13wton Post. ?
%
OUB ANCESTORS' NEETE.
e SecretofTheir Uun.inalVIxorExplained
and How it can be Acquired.
'here was something abjut the sturdy
;or of former generations that challenges
i admiration of. every man, woman and
Id. They were no epicures?those ancient
hers. They lived simply, and successfully
t and overcome difficulties that would
ve dUcouraged this a^e and generation,
e rigors of the frontier were supplemented
the savages; wild beasts threatened their
torpriso and poverty waa a common comi)ion.
Yet they bravely encountered and
listed all tho;e thins* and laid the foundaiis
of a land whoso blessings we now enjoy.
ieir constitutions were strong: their health
surpassed and yet they were forced to ex;
so themselves con inually. 1 here certainly
jst have been somo good and adequate
use for all this and for the physical su- *
riority of that age over the present.
It is well known to everyono conversant 0
th the history of that time that certain n
nio compounds of strengthening qualities ?
;re used almost universally by those pio- L'
efs. The malarial evils and exposures t> 0
liich they were subjected necesitated this. a
lion ihnir b irfius become chilled by cold or *
bilitatcd by the (lamp mists of a new coun- u
y they were forced to counteract it by the ^
n of antidote;!. Medicines were few in e
ofo days, arid doctors almost unknown. a
ence tho preparations above referred to.
rom among tno number, all of which were *
mipotindo'l upon tho same general princi- (
o. one was found to be more elticieut I
id lionca far more popular than (
1 the rest. It was well known through the 1
iddle and Western States, and was ac- 1
lowledged as tho lx.*st preparation for ma- 1
rial disorders and general debility then 1
town. Tho recipe for compouuding this
tillable article was ha .ded down from one 1
vtnily and generation to another, wai '
rjown to tho Harrison family, and is used '
i the basis and general formula for tho ]
resent "Tipj.ecanoe," the name being
i-.'gestod by tho battle in which General '
arrison was engaged. The manufacturers j
ive thoroughly investigated tbia subject in
s minutest details, and are certain that for
ial-afsiinilation of food, dyspejisia, tired
selings, general debility, prostrations, mair
al disorders and humors in the blood,
othing can excee 1 in value "Tippecanoe,"
Inch was tho medicino of our forefathers
nd seems destined to be the most popular
reparation of the day.
"Tippecanoe" is prepared and given to the
ublic by Messrs. H. H. Warner & Co., of
toche>ter, N. Y., proprietors of the famous
<r I_ CJ ...KioJ, {a nniv thfi most
t aniur s vui u. ^mvu ..
xtensively used ol any American medicim.
'he well known standing of this hou3<> is a
Jllicient guarantee of the purity and power
f this preparation which seoks to banish one
f the greatest bane* of the nineL'entli
century?mal-assimiiation of food,
iny one who experiences troub'e of
igestion; who feeLs less vigor than
oi jnerly; whose system has unquestionably
run down," anil who realizes tne necessity
f some strengthening tonic, cannot afford
o permit such symptoms to continue. IC
be farmer finds t;iat his threshing machine
oes not separate the grain from the straw
ie realizes that something is wrong and tries
0 re|>air the machine. VV'hen the food does
lot sustain the life; when it fails to make
ilood; when it causes the energy to depart
;i<d ambition to die, it is a certain sign thai
ometliiug is wrong and that the human
nadiine needs repairing. It is not a ques.on
of choice: it is a matter of duty. 1'ou
nust attend to vour health or your sicknesi,*
i;id nothing will sooner overcome these evils
han "Tippecanoe," the medicina of the past,
1 >afeguard for th;i present and a guarantee
it' health for the 1'uture.
His Last Dance.
"Carp" says in one of his Washington
Jttersto the Cleveland leader-. At the
inof Tvoolr T urno cfsnrlirxr
'iiiu ii?*ob nwvu IIUW
eside Col. Dudley, the pension commisioner,
when a lady, noticing that he
joked .it the hundred couples who were
whirling about in the mazes of Strauss'
raltzes with a wistful eye, asked, "Do
ou not dance, Colonel ?" "No," was
he reply, with a smile, "I danced my last
ance ju9t before the battle of Gettys>urg.
A lot of us out on picket duty
nd skirmishing about came to an old
hitch oven beside which we found three
uxom German girls baking bread. We
topped to chat with them, and an old
lan appearing with a fiddle we improised
n dance then and there. It was
;reat fun, and we went into the battle
ext day all the better forit. Before the
-.Ui. linTOnvni' ft ahnt. pn.r
^111 ? U3 11 UlOUVvUj uw uv? v.j w ?
ied off my leg and stopped ray dancing
orever."
"There is a species of lizard that can
hrow off its tail at pleasure." In this it
eseinbles the writers of serials for the
tory papers, albeit the latter throw off
inch the longer tails.? i Torristoicn Herald.
this is the Season
n which to purify the blood and lnrigorato the body.
Lt no other Reason is the system so susceptible to the
>eneflclal effects of a reliable blood purifier, regulator,
.nd tonic like Hood's Sarsaparilla. The approach of
rarmer weather has a peculiarly depressing effoct,
rhich manifests Itself In that extreme- tired feeling,
lebility, languor and dullness, Now is the limo to take
food's Sarsaparilla.
"Hood.'wSarsaparilla tones up my sy*t?m, purifies
ny blood, and saems to makeme orer."?W. J. Blaib,
,'ornlng, N. Y.
Purify Your Blood
'' My wife has been troubled with indigestion, and
ler blood has been in a poor condition. She has used
lereral bottles of Hood's Susiparilla, and it lias been
i great benefit to her."?H. Dicxsox, Kenton, Ohio.
'' Hood's Sirsaparilla beats all others, and is worth its
weight in gold,"?I. Baiiiiikotoh, 130 Bink strejt.
New York City.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggfsts. ifll, all for $5. Prepared only by
C. I. HOOD <fc CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
IOO Doses One Dollar
JfYfTU-15
TRUE SOLDIERLY GRIT
fnving Passed through the War, an Old
.Soldier Conquer* one Enemy more*
Kindling with enthusiasm as he recalled the great
trujjclj of twenty yoars ngo, Cipt. J. II. Sanrord. of I
iewarlt, who raised Compiny B of 33d Jf. J. Zouaves,
nd went to the front with them. Skid to * transient
ompanion one day lost summer:
"Yes, Iwaa in eight of the fiercest battles of the
Far: Seven Pines, Malvern Hill, Savage Station, Misionary
Ridge and Harrison's Landing are in the list,
started to go with Sherman to the sea, bat my right
g was shattered by a ball at the first engagement after
lie great march began. Aftor the amputation I was
llten twenty-fire miles and left in a tent at Ringgold
la. A rain came on and my tent waa flooded. Then
was startod on my way to Chattanoiga, 280 miles diaint.
Just try to imagine the horror of that journey to
man in my condition. For yean afterwards I was
lialcen with every exertion. Yes, the doctors pra.
cribe, an they always will whon you ask them, but I
e?p my own doctor now, and he never opens his
lauth."
"A dumb doctor!" exclaimed the captain's caller.
"Yes, dumb na a mummy, but smart as lightning:
nere ho is," pointing to a bottle of DR. DAVID
[ENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY standing on a
orner shelf, "I take that. When I am ran dawn it I
mils me up; wnen i am wen* 11 oi;?iikuich. mo. mnu
am 'off >117 fool' it gitea ma an appetite; when I am
xcitid it quiets mo."
Remember name, Dr. Datid Kennedy's FAVORITE
IEMEDY, Rondo it, N. Y.
? 0 ^ ^ (H ? and when their feny
jj ^ . CuiBRATED iions nro iuterfered
sia, Hratim*tla<u?and j
& ^I0MA3*aC ;;,h;riui'mr"'n,,1,i;^
a w'53 ffi? iS? F r wle by "II DruKfci
M fcitt rn>l Dealers
' fj 8 H&JS3'** gennrally.
Catarrh this remedy
"*s dlscovotei by its
1flroPr/M RMJtA pruientpro;T.etors,nn<l
?,5 rO\I?l'?,he resu,t of cxiHJiilR4^/?^Mr^|,nBn'8
bM"'1 Up"n
nES?CCofI'i & ntADJ m#ny "i*""-'""
'?(^1 o> h, a ?* Pharmacists. It is
HAVFEVER ^ d'Aer1'"1 from ol,,er
rwr Cj* preparations U6*d for
S? fcl troubles ; b dnif I
n>2 li'11 'nleHHit 1 id iticre.-abl>>: (
h>.h- n a mirkttl coiA
SU IIUIMU'L Mgt'IDS
I t ^9 SSVfft NKl'AlTKHIZlyaVV'
11 mi i-o?.*ns. Apply
^ U.SA. It)" I'1" >'"*' into '! *
I p.'S'rils. (..r circular.
Sil cents at'.'ragl*4l
fi*ti V K1?t!.. 60 cents by wan
""'"ki'v MOTHERS. Drum-bts, Ogwgo. N. Y.
res, Carls aM ClroH',!
HV will ?'n<l free hy mail a simnle set of our lar?t
ro?*n, K?i-!i and American Cimmio ('.wis, or
it-it ami is 'I t KrniwN, with a jhi:? 1st of or.-r iu ,
'ler.-nt "ii re'oipt 'if n stamp for |iostDR .
i* will ? i > -nil fr >j l>>' in lil us samples, tun ?f 0111
mi."ul i ii"*, on fee | it of ion cuts to pay foi
rkiii'i ft'iil ii'is a.'i'; also mcloso * confidential price i
t >f oiir lar^.t oil chro'ii is. Awnf wanted. Adurasi
fil.KASDS & Co., tiiS.imm >r str.vt, Boston, Mass.
JFE LOANS i
AT 4 PER CENT. '
Principal need never l>e paid
*o lone a* Interest lukcptup.
?.rc uri!v recpitrccl except for interest, and then only personal
r>c if.i'is are f>rno?rnr men ?( moderate means, in amount!
3100. $:>0t) FOK LIFK. Send four cents for particulars,
. Uobt-rUf Manager, lUi \V. Oth bt. Cincinnati, 0.
ALDEN'S MANIFOLD
?YCLOPEJ>lA. .
)ver 300,UOM subjects and j,000 illustrations, .
morons map?, Sit volumes, Hrno octavo, S2->; fi
aper edition. S Specimen paces fro*. jj
>0 Volumes l.hnce Books JcM-riptiro ruin- w
sue free, books t'or exainiiytion bi-fore payment a|
evidence of good faitli. NOT te.ld hy ilwile'S? ,?
ces too low. JOHN 1?. A I.DION, Publisher, t,
Vt s -y Struct, New York. 1'. i.'. box IJJi. <j
' '''f u''V"1S i!Y * J'r'n<*1''1?'^
II A iJCI.'l) II \ YRs\?l. I?m linuhimton. n!"y! S|
UKOIATIS.M ANIXiOI'T. Wilson's Won p
?l?*r ciiio* n eight hour a or m !? >" returns I. S?>nt .4
.veipt l\irk .St., New York. HI
ca
ntid Rentlemen ran obtain koo<1 re ~
liable correspondents liv sen Unit stamp forcircular F
J HAS. N". HOOK i: K. b n llilji. \"W ll?'-'n. Cunn 6"
Casy to use. A certain cure. Not expensive. Three
inltis' treatment in one package. Good for Cold _
the Head, Headache. Dizziness, Hay Fever, Ac. K
Ifty ccDta. By all Druggists. or hy mall.
E. T. HAZKLT1NE, Warren, Pa. _
. -J
AJfOTED BUT UNTITLED WOMIH(
'' JJfiom tin BoaUm <Rote]
r<?rf, Edtton .?
TIio ftboro la a trood lficenos of Mri. tydla E. Pink*
am, of Lynn, Mara., who above all other human belzf.
lay bo truthfully callcd tho "Dear Friend of Womaj^
s noma of her correspondent* love to can err. cos
i zealously devoted to her work, which is the outcome
t a life-study, and Is obliged to keep t>.x lady
sslirtanta, to help her answer the laryo correspondence
rhlch dally pours In upon her, each bearing Its special
union of suffering, or Joy at release from It Her
'egetable Compound Is a medlcino.for good and not
t11 purposes. I hare personally Investigated It and
m satisfied of the truth of this.
On account of it* proven merits. It is recommended
ind prescribed by the best physicians In the country.
)no saysi "It worts like a charm and saves much
>aln. It will cure entirely the worst form of falling
>f the uterus, l/cucurrhcea, irregular and painful
Jenstrmtlon.all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and
Jlccration, Flooding^, all Displacements and the ccnKyjuent
spinal weakness, and Is especially adapted to
ie Change of Life." <"
It permeates every portion of the system, and gives
lew llfo and vigor. It removes falntness, flatulency,
Jeatroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weak*
qcss of the stomach. It cures Bloating, Headaches^
S'ervoua Proetratlon, General Debility, Sleeplessness
Depression end Indigestion. That feeling 'of bearing
down, causing pain, wolght and backache, Is always
permanently cured by Its use. It will at all time*, and
ander all circumstances, act In harmony with the lav
that governs the female system. J5?
It costs only (L per bottle or sir for $5., uod Is (old by
druggist), iny advice Required as to special caees, and
tho names of many who have been restored to perfect
health by tho use of tho Vegetablo Compound, can be *
obtained by addressing Mrs. I\, with stamp for reply, '
at her home lnLynnrUass.
For Kidney Complaint of either sex this compound it
unsurpassed'as abundant'teetlmonlals show.
1-T'?^-T>m. ii .nv? nnr;writer, "are . ff
** Jin. fiiuuiiuuawm*?*.n,
tht beat in the world for the euro of ConitlpaUon,
Biliousness and Torpidity of tho lirer. Her Blood. ,j
Purifier works wonders In 1U special line and bid* fal*
to equal the Compound In Its popularity.
All must reopcct her as an Angel of Mercy whose sol*
ambition Is to do good to others.
Philadelphia Pa. W Vn.A.1LJX -j
"V'M /:
g MAKD ITFALLrBU t
.a-^rvrncln^/* nr cinuxo
Famng
M*H y- ft Seasickness, ConrulBions,
St. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism,
Opium Eating, Seminal Weakness, Jar,
potency, Syphilis, Scrofula, and all
Nervous and Blood Diseases.
E^"To Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary Men,
Merchants, Bankers, Lanes and all whose
sedentary employrrf^nt causes Neryons Pro**
tratlon, Irregularities of the blood, stomach,
bowels or Kidncfys, or who require a nerra
tontc, appetizer or stimulant, Samaritan Nervine
Is invaluable. i u i
wonderful Iuvigorauttbateversustain
rill gin lflcil 4
ed a sinking system. ! Ill C II f El J I
$1.50 at Druggists. v I I I I Ir j
The DR. S.A.RICHMOND ^.AuAilPiiMk V
MEDICAL CO., Sole Pro [ GOHOUERORa J
prietort, St. Joseph, Mo. ' * t r
Chas? N. Crittenton, Agent, New York. (9
B 1 3k | Click, Sprains, Wrench ea, RheuO
ll rK If mutism, Neuralgia, Sciatica,
_ _ _ _ . Pleurisy Palna, Stitch in tb?
D A I M JC Side, backache, Swollen Joints,
I Heart Disease, Boro Muscles, ?
Pain In tbo Chest, and all pains and aches cither local or
deep-seated ore instantly relieved and speedily cored by
the well-known Hop Plaster. Compounded, as it Is, ot '
tho medicinal virtues of frojh Hop*, Ousts, Balsams and
Extracts, it is indeed the beet paln-killlng, stimulating,
soothing and strengthening Porous Plaster ever mads.
Hop Platters arc sold by all druggists and country store*.
25 cents or Ave for $1 CO. I I
Mailed on rccclpt of 1*4 (J
price. Bop Flatter Co., _
Proprietors and Manu- Si) a ^ Q nr
facturcrs, Boston,Mass. 1^ I KVm
HTCoatcd tongue, bad breath, soOr stomach and liver
disease cured by Hawley's Stomach and LtverPills, ISctlr'^y
Consumption Can Be Curod!
-HALL'S
FOR THE gfc ffl I g| A HA
lungs.II A La Am
Cnrcn t'on?niiiiiflon, Colds, Pneunionloj Ib?
fluenzn, llroncbial Ullliculiie#,
!f_?5_r?rn_c^ u^Chis
Organs. it hootUc.i lintl heult, the Meuibraiio
ot? the Luna*, inflamed and poisoned by UM
disease, nn<T prevents the night sweat* aaa
tightness across the chest which accompany
it. Consumption is not an incurable malady.
HA I.lAs iialsa.II will cure ;you, ctm
though itrol'vitsiuual aid tail*.
iiiriijji'in<gTiriiiiW'MttaaBLQ?MBMaM???
&?a_ 'if f1 ?^.
y WILBOE'S COMPOUND OF ^
PURE COD LIVER
. OIL AND LIME. J
To One and All. Are von snflerfnz from a
Untlijlt. C >1.1, Aituina. B ^mchitu, or any Of tho various
pnlmanary trouble thit so ofton end in Consumption!
If n ), use " tCtlb'ir'* l'nr' Cvl Licrr Oil and lime," ?
?afe i n 1 san r?med/. Tui* H no qnacir pr?piratlon. /
bnt it oiMHcribod by tb# m vlical faculty. ?M.in ji'd only
by A.B. Wit'iQTi.Cb?m;g'. B *'on. !<olahv?IMri)CT<*t*
flfljA Iicailincr London Phy?<
P S 0! ilSftl ician establishes an/
F H OfflceJn Now York
I | I S EPILEPTtO RTS:
HQ ifi SB FromAmJounxalofXcdicinci
Dr. Ab. Meserolo (lata of I-on^on), who make** specialty
of Epllopay, has without doubt treated and cnred
more cases than any other living physician. Els success
lias limply been Mtonlsblng; wo have heard of cases of
o?er .") rears' standing successfully cored by him. Q*
ba.< published a wnrlc on thl* (flseaso, which bo lend*
with a large botilo of his wonderful cure froo to anysaf
fcrer wl?o may Bond their express ana i*. u.Aauxw*.
AdTl3^unyunA wishing a euro to addretts
l>r. AA JUaiKOLS, Wo. M John 8L, Now
GOLD WATCH FREE!
TtapcblUbenof Cue Capitol Citv Homo Guc?t, tbe wtD-r.ovru
LluvtralM LiVrnrr and Fsuiily Majmzlne, nule th? folI
,wring liberal Offer lor the New Year: The peroa telUn* as
theloomtrmtla the tt.lle, before 3Iay Utb, will r*ctlre * Solid
( old, Lady'fl Hunting Cnacd Swles Wntch. worth $30.
II there be more than one ccrreci amwer, the lecond will receive an
- Ic-int Nlcm-wlndlng- GrntlcninnV Wfitrli; the tbiatf,
a key-winding English Wutcli. Kach j*non in tut send 2J cU.
with tbetr answer for which tlifv will recciro three months' tubr
*r:ptioa to the Home Ouent, "a SO rm^e Iiluttrated Xcw Year
7look, oCfl?c of !?o ertlclea tUaithe ladiec will appreciate,
ind rap**" eontalr.?nc names "f w.'nneri. Arfdrm
tubs, cl KOJrE ourci'. HAP.TTO'BTi. COOTT,
Paynes' Automatic Engines and Saw-Milliii't?
t r iTipn.
Wo offer an 8 to lu H. P. mounted Engine with Mill,
BO-in solid haw. jo ft. beltinz. cant-hooka, rig ormplpto
for operation, on cars. fl.lOJ. Kn?? on- .1 M^O
if?H S-nil for circular (B). I>. I Ai / t w
SllNS? Manufactur^ru of all styles Autoiiiiitic En?
gine^from a to IjiH.P, ; alxo Pulleys, Hangers and
Shaftng, Elmira. W. Y. Box I8oO?
" Walnut Leal Hair Restorer.
It Is entirely different from all other*, and as it nam*
Indicate is a perfect Vegetable Hair Kentorer. It wiU
Immediately free the head from all dandruff, restore gray
hair to iU natural color, and produce a new kt>>ww
where it has fallen off. It dmfi not affect the health,
whlcli sulphur,tupnr of leadand nitrate of silter prepay
atlons ha?e done. It will change light or faded hair in I
few days to a beautiful (jlesay brown. Ask yoor druggist
lor it. I'.ai-li hi.ttle n warrsnieu. nuuiusaio
0 ('. GOODWIN. Binton, Maw.
B!!F00TFs Original METHODS
HI n CVCQ Made New w ithout doc- OF
ULU L I CO tors.tnetllciue or glasses Tin If II
DIIPTII DC Cured witho't operation IIIf M Ifi
17 UI I U n C or uncomfortable tross. U V1TI Li
phimosis w^fflsaasoiR'
NFRVfillQ DrbJllly, ore.: caneci* ; ? ?
lit Jl ? UUO and liiilonnl treatment. f ''I? r'
nURflM IP Diseases of :.ll k!n<]?? pompIiTetfl
lin M U IUsocaPid "Incurable." 10c.each./ ^
Address Dr. E. B. FOOTE, Hoi 7SS, X. Y. City.
mjafcGOOD NEWS
LADIES!
? Greatest inducements ever of.
BP fered. Now'h jrourtimi to get up
?Jwrw3-? orders for our celetr. ted IVim
B5*EKiJH|E and Collet**,and securoabuauti*
RvL'Lyjt'yfl fullJold Hand or Mom Rosa Chin*
"'ff'J Ten Sot, nr Handsome Decerned
Hold Bund Moos Rom Dinner Set, or (jold Band Moss
Deorited Toilet Set. F> r lull imrticulars address
TIIK (iltEAT A.IIKJUCAN TEA CO.,
P. O. Box as. 81 and a Vescy St.. New York.
RBMOa INFORMATION IN'KKOAKUTO
LDs,S!b= >-"EAi'Li;iD.
fntt Excursion
Rales to Texas, Arkansas and California.
Pamphlets, ate,, deicribin? lands for falo can b? hvl
i? addressing J. .1. FOWL Kit, /vast, l'.vss. Ag'r, Utica,
i. Y.: J. I). MoBKATH, .V. K. P.ias. Ag't, flostou:
). W JANJWITA S. K. Pas,. A*'i, Baltimore, Md.
If. B. MrCLEM.AX.
ten. Eaat.Paaa.Ag'tMo.Pau.R.R .'.U3 Bdway.y.T.
Tirt ennnrrr a nnnn
J.KJ )3rX>^Uijaj.V>A9.
*. LINDBLOM & CO., _ N. G. MILLER &CO.
ti A 7 Chamber of Li l> roadway,
Oomtnerce, Chicnjfo. New York.
3RAIN & PROVISION BROKERS
Members of all prominent Produce Exchangee In Ne#
fork, Chicago, bt. Louis and Milwaukee.
Weba?e exclusive private telejrrap.i wire between OhJ-;
?Co and New York. Will execute orders on onrjndg-'
oent when requested. .Send tor circulars oontainln?
larticulara. KOllT. Ll.MUil.OM A CO.. Chicago.
CONSUMPTION;
lbavo a positive remedy r>r tl.o above dlneaao; by It#
ni<? thousands of cases of tho wor?t kind and of long
Blinding havo been curod. Indeed, r ) strong Is my falta
In Itiofflcacy, that I will send TWO l.OTTT.KS FKEE, together
with a VaLL'AHI.F. TKEAT1SK on tills disease, to
uy ?Offerer. Olvo Expre?s and P. O. address.
DR. T. A. SLuCllI, 1.1 IVarj St., New York.
nrUTC in I UTCn EVERYWHERE to sell the
lUtN I O HAn I tl) kit Fain ily Knitting
(nclilne ever invented. Will knit a pair of stockings
ith II EE I. and TOKcoiii|ilot?? in-.1iitiinnto$. It will
liw knit a Kreat variety of fancy work, lor which there
always a ready market. Send for circular and terms
> the TWO.HHI-Y KMTTIMJ MACHINE
O.. 1U3 THfcMOMT STttELT. BOSTON. MASS.
* v \Ti:i>?ladies to take our new
17 l'.incywi rk at their homes, in city or country,
id earn S(? t>> !*f I ? per week, mnkinu Roods for our
irintc nnd Miinmer trad". Send l.>c. for sample and ^
r.icuUm. Hudson Mfn. Co.. !!?>> Sixth Ave.. N. Y. ^
Ovu,i|.l<- !.ir?e prettyenr m: > reward, merit, crod.t.
. id iiti i,b.nlidav, Sri -n !?iii;>, tfiit.m I schoilaia
r Ik. 1 ic. Pi 'ee hM tr ?'. K n,? Art i'.i.. Warren, Pa.
fl 0 hM I int. h S'lidiXamo
HAM. \v.->..:>;<t.>ii. 0.0.
I'AMl'llot; Mli.v is tile I et I iti.i: o: t. l'tice 5 cents.
L gri-t? M li'itoil f..rllie lie.-! mi,l K.stest-sdlnig
k Pu t .riiil I iK.k- an I Hibles. Pii os re luced ;tt pel
nit. Nation o Pilmmiinii Co., Piiiladelpftia. Pa,
PfliXMX P.:.:toitu. will cure y >tir omiich. Price 25o.
| VPU Send Htampfor onr New Book on
'A S HH B V Patent". I.. 1JINGHAM, Pat
H I Mill 1 V ' lit lawyer. Washington, b. O,