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ALONE.
I stand alone. The fierce rocks rise above me
Cruel and cold;
The forests weave their verdant chain around
me
Fold upon fold
Across the chasm's demon-haunted blackness
Rings evermore.
From shadow}* depths of dim and lonasomo
gorges,
The torrents roar.
I catch the gleam of tlow'ry, sun-kissed valleys,
Far, far below;
I hear the laugh of brooks, the chant of fountains,
Solemn and slow.
There mirth and music sikhk! the joyous 1110iuent<?;
nicwl rinrr*
And rise Love's holy altar-fires to Heaven,
For He is King.
But far above, the grand peaks bathed in silver
Rise cold and clear,
And Heaven's own splendor gilds their snowcapped
summits,
Drawing me near.
Ob! heart, be brave: Our path lies on and
upward
Through woes unknown.
Who gains the heights where glory rests unclouded
Must walk alone.
?Sarah D. Hubart, in Chicago Current.
Mil. BLUES KIN.
Not far from the military post of Fort
Garland, which is situated in Costilla
county, Colorado, almost at the foot of
the Sierra Blanca, the peaks of which arc
14,000 feet above the sea, a rushing
stream tumbles from the summit of the
Trincheru iuto the San Luis valley, and
then flows calmly for a score or so of
miles to its confluence with the Rio
Grande. On the bank of this stream,
which takes its name from the peak
whose perennial snows give it existence,
there awells a gentleman whom I propose
to call Blueskin, for short. I hesitate
to announce the name he goes by, as
his peculiarities with firearms have not
been confined to the extermination of
quadrupeds; and I am here for my health,
as are most of the "honest miners'' hereabout.
"What his name was before he
appeared in Colorado is not known to
even the oldest of the pioneers, for lie
came out when the country was being
weaned.
In 187?, many years before it was
thought possible for a locomotive to
climb the rugged sides of the rocky cliffs
that encircle what is known as the San
Luis park, the mails and what few tourists
came that way were brought over the Sangre
de Cristo pass by stage, and in addition
to the natural difficulties of such
a trip were those offered by a band of
Mexican outlaws, three in number, whose
depredations were so frequent and so
successful that the governor of the Territory
was at last induced to offer a reward
of $500, to be paid to the proper
party upon evidence of their capture or
extermination, certified to by the nearest
civil military authority. Mr. Blueskin,
who had at that time but lately recovered
from the effects of an interview with a
grizzly bear, at the close of which the
bear had become merchantable ?for food,
and Mr. Blueskin nearly so, but for scientific
purposes?Mr. Blueskin proposed
to himself to see what he coula do toward
obtaining the reward, as his doctor's
bill for repairs was a little heavy;
and so, without announcing his intention,
rode one morning carelessly on his
broncho up the road toward the Sangre
de Cristo, and for the space of a day
was seen no more. If his disappearance
excited any remark among the English
speaking community, which, outside of
the fort, was not more than half a dozen
in number, it was expressed in a semishrug
of the shoulders and the single
word "Bar!" The Mexicans grinned.
All Mexicans do?even when dead.
If Mr. Blueskin had not mentioned to
me what he had done after he left the
main road and struck into the pinons
that fringe the foothills of the Sangre de
Cristo, it would require but few words
to relate what occurred after he came
out again; and as he is the only witness
in the case, it will be necessary to present
his own testimony as to what did
occur. He soon found a trail and followed
its ascending, sinuosities until it
became lost in the jumble of holders
which formed the base of the peak. Here
he halted, alighted, looked anxiously
about for a moment, and then leading
his sure-footed beast toward what seemed
to be an utterly impenetrable mass of
rock, all at once disappeared with the
animal. Almost immediately he came
into view again, but alone, and then
carefully retraced his steps for nearly a
mile, frequently pausing as if to listen,
and bringing his rifle down from his
shoulder into both hands as he peered forward
into the pinnons, which, as be descended,
grew more ana more dense, and
thus increased the difficulty of traveling.
Suddenly he stopped, and after another
look forward, behind and on each side
of him, struck of! to the left. This time
there was no trail to guide him, but he
kept straight on as rapidly, and, thanks
to his moccasined feet, almost as noiselessly
as a snake, until the now lessening
growth of timber bi ought into view, at a
distance of less than a hundred yards,
what appeared to be an extinct crater,
* save that its sides were formed of immense
holders which some convulsion
of pre-historic days had piled up in the
space of an acre with striking precision.
C Within this was the Robbers' Koost.
But, as it was time for the stage to come
through the pass, about a mile beneath,
none of the gentry were at.home. Blueskin
had counted upon this, but with a
trapper's caution he took no chances,
and, after placing his broad-bladed
hunting-knife between his teeth, slung
his rifle across his back, and, crouching
to the "round, crawled upon his stomach
until he had gained a crevice between
two high rocks commanding a clear view
of the robbers' abode beneath, which a
careful scrutiny assured him was untenanted.
Then, as it was still light, and
not probable that the objects of his expedition
would be where he wanted
? ! * - i? c v?j.? i?;/i
luuul luuc 1ui mhuc iiuuis, jlte iaiuuu>i 11,
and iikc an Indian, an animal, or a
child, went to sleep, having first placed
beside him his loaded rifle and the two
revolvers he always carried in his belt.
He was quite secure, as his position was
inaccessible from below, and could only
be reached bv the route he had taken.
He knew that the robbers, once in the
wide area beneath him, would be at the
mercy of his aim. and he knew also that
in that there was no mercy, and so, as
he had only to wait for his prey, the
sleep he sought and found was needful
; and refreshing.
Mr. Bltieskin's slumbers were, light,
and he awoke at the sound of voices
which announced to him that the robbers
had returned. Hut he did not stir.
He knew that their ears, fine and wary
as his own, would detect the lightest
sound made bv him. and so he laid
awake, as he had slept?on his back?
and waited. Men who hunt learn to
wait. He could hear the robbers, who
spoke m Mexican, which he perfectly
understood, discussing the luck of the
night's forav, and he judged that it must
be after midnight. Soon a crackling
noise and sudden brightness, which
threw into bold relief the dark arms and
darker foliage of the stunted pines, and
ft flying column of bright sparks, which
chased each other toward the stars, told
him that a tire had bcc^| kindied, and he
knew that it would not be long ere the
robbers would be at supper. And this
was what he was waiting for. While
eating and drinking, their vigilance
would relax and give him an opportunity
to take in the situation. And. as
song and laughter arose and mingled,
he stealthily turned upon his face. The
robbers were seated upon the ground,
not fifty yards away, their backs toward
him, their faces toward the tire which
threw its weird light upon the entrance
/ - to their retreat. In one corner, to the
right, was a log hut, and near it stood a
rude stable built of poles and roofed
" with branches, within which were three
Hmnphns On the wound were saddles
and bridles, blankets, rubbish, and two
or three empty mail bags. Mr. Klueskin,
lying facc downwards, took up his
"Winchester," aimed carefully?a flash!
a report! and the man in the middle fell
forward almost into the fire. The two
others leaped to their feet, and, with
ready rifles, glared angrily in the direction
of the smoke of Blueskin's gun.
They saw nothing, or, rather, saw a second
flash, and ere the report awoke an
echo which tore the air with a long,
Bplitting sound, another robber fell
writhing in the cinders. The third
might have ran, or he might have fired;
what his convulsive movement meant will
never be explained, for he fell dead
across his companions before the echo of
the second shot had melted.
For the <pace of at least a minute, Mr.
Blueskin lay as silent and motionless as
the three staring corpses in froat of him.
Tfren, turning on nis elbow, a glance at
the Blanca peak, above which the Polar
*. .. Star and its "pointers" glimmered
brightly, told him that it wanted ye
two hours of daylight, and so he went t<
(deep again, while the unreplenished tin
dwindled from red embers to blackene(
ashes
As the sound of the morning gun of For
Garland cleft the air he was on his fee
once more, and rapidly journeying to
ward the place where the day before h
had cached his broncho, and ere the sui
had mounted above the tree tops Mr
Blueskin, on his broncho, rode within th
Robbers' Roost. Alighting, he walkei
up to the corpses lying stark and starinj
in the cold, rosy light of morning, an<
gazed at them for a few moncnts thought
fully. Then he took his way to the hut
within which, having found some food
lit* made a tolerable meal, the first sine
he had quitted his ranchc on the Trin
chera.
Going toward the stable, his foot struc
against one of the empty mail-sacks; am
he stooped and picked it from thegroum
and once more walked over to where th
three grinning corpses lay sprawling i
the black and reddened ashes. He knel
by them. Was it to say a prayer
Scarcely. Mr. Hlueskin is not devout
To search for booty? Perhaps.
At any rate, when Mr. Rlucskin aro?
from nis knees and whistled to his broti
cho, which came to him at once, th
mail-sack which he lashed to thepomim
of his saddle was no longer cmptv. Atu
... l . . l 1 i ?<
as -Mr. J4H1CSK1II rout' snmiv uih til ill
Bobbers* Boost. foul birds hovered ovt
the three ruddy corpses.
At noon of the same day Mr. Blueskiu
with the mail-sack, appeared before th
commanding ofticer of Fort Garland
and in the quiet, halt-melancholy draw
which marks him, said:
' Well, gineral, I've got em!''
To which thecommaudante replied pc
litely:
"Ah. yes. Take a seat, Mr. Blucskin
(Jot 'cm,' did you say? Yes, certainly
but?er?got what?"
'Them fellers wot the reward was t
be fur. And I'd like a writin' or som
kind of a showin' from you, so as I ki
git to go to Denver an' git it."
"Ah! yes. In?deed! Well, wcl
very good of you, I'm sure. But?e:
cuse me?what evidence have you t
show that you are entitled to the r(
ward ?"
Mr, Blucskin gazed for a moment wit
melancholy eyes at the general, and the
slowly untying the mouth of the ma
sack, he turned it upside down, an
frnm if rnllod iirross the floor three cor
heads.
Slowly and sadly, he asked:
"Will them do?"
Mr. Klucskin got the reward.
A Sea-Cow?A Rare Specimen.
The San Francisco Alt a says that
rare and valuable specimen was brougl
down from Bchring's island by the Alask
Fur company's steamer St. Paul, whic
arrived there from the north. This wr
no less than the skeleton of an Arcti
sea-cow found on Rchring's island by I)
Leonard Stejneger, a member of seiei
titic societies both in this country an
Europe, who was sent to the island i
the interests of science by the Smiths<
nian institute. The doctor was ban
pered in his researches by the jealous
of the Russian officials, who are ac
ing in the interests of the Russia
Imperial academy, which is also cagcrl
searching for a specimen of the set
cow, but in spite of their ii
terferencc lie succeeded in earn
ing away a skeleton which is t
the greatest scientific iuterest. This p<
culiar animal, which is now supposed t
be extinct, ouce made its home on tli
island. Whether it has lived anywhei
<?lt? iu n m wet inn Thf> fossil beds (
Europe contain bones of sea-cows, bv
none which could have belonged to an
mals like this. In the Indian ocean thcr
arc also sea-cows, but they arc rare, an
they are not like the Hehring's island ei
tinct spccics. The sea-cows of the India
ocean have teeth, but those at Behring'
island had none: only two rough bon
plates in the mouth with which to crin
up the seaweed on which they liveo
when, resting their arms on the shallow
sea bottoms, they browsed in droves c
Hocks along the sfeore. Whalers killed th
sca-cows, natives used their bones t
make runners for their dog-drawn sleighs
now with the fathers of natural histor
it is announced that this is an interestin
example of how easily a species may b<
come extinct ; and with the satire of tim
it is told that the natives who sledge
over snow and ice on these bones, ar
now prodding up the shore for mile*
guided by a curious and unfailing in
stinct which detects a stone or shell fror
a bone of a sea-cow, and rival scientifi
institutions arc urging them on with th
hope of a reward in modern gold
The only account of them by a
observer is that of the scientis
Steller. who was with one c
Behring's second expeditions, whic
was wrecked on this island an
wintered there in 1741. The specimei
brought here on the St. Paul is perfeel
with the exception of the end of the tai
and the wrist bones. In addition ther
is a collection of seventeen sea-cowi
skulls, all in a good state of preservation
The animals, when alive, must have bee
from twentv-eicht to thirty feet Ion;
with a head about two feet long. Il
arms, of which there were two on th
seal-like portion of the body, had n
hands. They were simply blunt end:
which were carried on the back whe
the cow swam and let down to support:
as it fed. The mouth was small an
unarmed with teeth; the eves were small
the ears, merely small orifices in tb
head, without any sign of external eai
the tail and fins were like those of
whale.
A Landscape in the Land of Fire.
A remarkable landscape it is; picti
csipie beyond description, and altogetht
unlike the idea generally entertained (
Fuegian scenery. That portion of
which an artist would term the "fori
ground" is a cove, which is shape
somewhat like the shoe of a mule? rui
ning about a hundred yards into tl:
land, while less than fifty feet across tr
mouth. Its shores, rising abruptly froi
the beach, are wooded all around with
thick forest, which covers the steep sid<
of the encircling hills as far as can I
seen. The trees, tall and grand, are <
three kinds, almost peculiar to Tierra di
MICgO. Une IS !l iruc ucuun, uuwiui
as much lnrch as beech; the third, a
aromatic evergreen of world-wide cclcl
rity, the "Wintcr's-bark.*' Hut tliere
also a growth of buried undorwooc
consisting of arbutus, barberry, fuchsia:
flowering currants, and a singular feri
also occurring in the island of Jua
Fernandez and resembling the zamia (
Australia.
The sea-arm on which the cove opei
is but little over a mile in width; its oj
posit e shore being a sheer el ill", risin
hundreds of feet above the water, an
indented here and there by deep gorg<
with thickly wooded sides. Above tl
cliil's crest the slope continues on u]
ward to a mountain ridge of many peak
one of them a grand cone towerin
thousands of feet above all the other
That is Mount Darwin, wrapped in
mantle of never melting sfiow. Alon
j the intermediate space between the cliil
1 t ,>,,) f|?. ttnou-.linn is illicit of WOO<
land, intersected by what might be take
for streams of water, were it not for the
color. Hut they arc too blue, too noisi
less, to be water. Yet, in a way, the
are water, for they are glaciers; some <
I them abutting upon the sea-arm, and fil
! ing up the gorges that open upon it. wit
facades as precipitous as that of the cli
itself. There are streams of water ah
which proceed from the melting of tl:
snow above; cataracts that spout out froi
the wooded sides of the ravines, the
glistening sheen vividly conspicuous ami
the grenerv of the trees. Two of thes
curving jets, projected from walls of vc
dure on opposite sides of a gorge, mei
midway and, mingling, fall thence pe
pendicularly down; changing, long ei
they reach the water below, to a colum
of white spray.
Little would one expect to find parrot
j and humming-birds in that high latitude
I vet a flock of the former chatter in tt
I evergreens, feeding on the berries oi ti
I wintcr's-bark; while numbers of the la
i ter are seen, flitting to and fro or poise
on whirring wings before the bell-shape
blossoms of the fuchsias.
Night comes on, but not darkness wit
l it. Still another wonder is revealed?tt
j long continuance of twilight; the Strang
! phenomenon being due to the fact thi
the sun. for some time after it hi
sunk below the horizon, continues to shin
on the glistening ice of the glaciers an
the snow of the mountain summits, thi
producing a weird reflection in the hea\
ens, romewhat resembling the aurora be
rcalis!?St. Nicholas.
Montana has produced at least $200,
000,000 of gold since 1863. The yiel<
of silver in that Territory exceeds tho
of gold, however.
The Shaker? of South Union, Iowaone
of the thirteen Shaker communitic
in the United States?own 20,000 acre
in ono of the beet parts of Louisiana.
- ? j.
t WISE WORDS.
? Better three hours too soon than one
1 minute too Lite.
Kindness is the only charm permitted
t to the aged ; it is the coquetry of white
k hair. -
We must consider humanity as a man
c who continually grows old, and always
learns.
^ Our grand business is not to see what
1 lies dimly at a distance, but to do what
rr 'ies clearly nt hand.
S Of all our infirmities vanity is the
- dearest. A man will starve his other
, vices to keep that alive.
-i There aic no persons more solicitous
e ahout the preservation of rank than
l" those who have no rank at all.
Power turns a deaf ear to the reI
proaches of those who i?rc without the
I power ot lcdressing their wrongs.
c Virtue will catch as well as vice by
contact; and the public stock of lionIt
est, manly principle will daily accumu?
late.
lie seldom lives frugally, who lives by
chance. Hope is always liberal, and they
iC that trust her promises make little scrupies
of level.ng to-day on the profits of
c to-morrow.
1 Men seem neither to understand their
riches nor their strength?of the former
? thev believe irreater thin^rs than they
* t.7
;r should; of the latter much less. Selfreliance
and self-denial will teach a man
i to drink out of his own cistern, and to
e cat his own sweet bread, and to learn
and labor truly to get his living, and
\ carefully to expend the good things
committed to his trust.
)- Animals and Death.
There is no doubt but that many ani'
mals recognize in their declining powers
the approach of death. The dog retires
to a quiet, sequestered spot to die. It is a
0 matter of general belief that they seek
c the most sequestered spot, the most hidn
den thicket, where, unnoticed and alone,
they can quietly lay down to eternal
1, sleep. Shrimp and prawns withdraw
under stones to die, thus showing a wono
derful premonition of death among even
i- thn lmver orders. The poet Cowpcr
beautifully illustrates this idea in lines
h that arc inscribed on the monument crecn
ted to his memory in front of the Memorial
church at Ea-<t Dereham, in Norfolk:
" ' I was a stricken deer that left the horil
v Long since. With many an arrow deep infixed,
My panting sido was cl>argad when I withdrew
To seek a tranquil death in distant shades."'
The llamas of South America have regular
cemeteries in weieh they retire to
die, and the bones are found bleaching in
a great numbers.
Animals recognize approaching disso:l
lution in other animals, without question,
h The dying whale is at once set upon by
IS the shark tribe. The aged buffalo of
ic the plains, sick or starving, cannot dcr
ceivc the coyote or jirairie wolf, which
watch him, hound his footsteps, and
d even hamstring him, so that they may den
vour his carcass. The vultures of the
j. Himalayas gather to the number of
j. twenty or thirty about the dyingcalf and
;V composedly await his dissolution that
they may fatten on his carrion.
n Animals recognize death in others
v without doubt. They make, as it were,
J. a regular diagnosis of death. They may
j. have been fooled before, but old animals
r. show an especial and peculiar solicitude,
,f and once satisfied, treat the dead enemy
with contempt or indifference. The she
0 bear, says Honzlan, makes use of a prolC
cess of experimentation to ascertain the
c *death of her cubs. She offers them
)f food, leaves and then calls them; touches
them with her paws and finds them cold,
[. rigid, motionless, indifferent. She makes
c use of observation, comparison, reflec(1
tion. The elephant bull or cow makes
sure of the death of a fallen foe by
n trampling on it and goring it till all poss
sible life is extinct.
[C Animals sometimes show a care for
d their dead. The auk monkey carries off
1 the dead and wounded. Some animals
,1 bury their dead with funeral ceremonies.
,r Cassell says that gorrillas cover their
c dead. Certain birds, such as the wren,
0 twitter requiems over them, and this fact
.. is so well attested that "The Wren
, Requiem" is well known as a mournful
twitter, quite different from their usual
f. chirpy, lively notes. That many animals
c commit suicide is a well-attested fact,
d Nogs, abandoned and kicked out by
e their mostcrs, have been often known to
; kill themselves. Stag or deer, when
seized by the glutton, butt their heads
n against trees. The scorpion is a wellc
known instance. The rattlesnake, close
c pursued, will sting himself rather than
| be captured, and the Indians so well
u know this that, though they eat them as
fnrwl tViov roinr.f tliciTi when death eomes
lt J -~j v
,f in this form. These illustrations and
h anecdotes show that animals possess
(] reasoning powers to a certain extent, and
n why not a soul??Cincinnati Enquirer.
jj An Old Story for Defectives.
e The story about an Indian who found
s' a white man lying dead in the woods
i. with a bullet-holc in his forehead is one
n of the b st illustrations of the habit of
r? observation which a detective must culs
tivate. The Indian came into the white
c settlement and told the settlers his story:
0 "Found white man dead in woods. Had
1 hole in his head. Short white mau shot
n him with long gun; ramrod of gun throe
it inches beyond muzzle of gun. Wore
d gray wooien coat. Had little dog with
|; short tail. Ilad waited long for dead
io man to come along."
; " How do you know all this? Did you
W 9" t%-ma Tvihirallp /I nmonrl nf flip
Indian.
"Oh, yes! mc saw; now show you."
The wttlers visited the scene of the
ir murder, and the Indian showed them the
,r spot where the murderer had waited for
his victim. He had set his gun against
jt the tree. It was a long one. bec.iuse the
2. bark was slightly grazed high up, and
(1 about three inches above the mark left
by the muzzle there was a slight mark
ie made by the ramrod, showing that it
ie projected three inches. The man wore
[n a gray woolen coat, because where he
a J had leaned against the tree little par.s
tides of gray threads had been caught
,e by the bark. There was the place where
the little dog sat on his haunches?his
L>1 stump tail left a mark in the yielding
r soil. Tiie murderer was short, because
,i when he reloaded his gun he set the butt
)m a good way from his feet. The trail he
js left coming and going showed he was
1 white, because he turned his toes out.
4' Indians never did. The trail also showed
j (hat the one coming to the tree was older
j'j than the one going away from it?hence
tin; murderer hiul waited.
IS Snow-Shoes in Colorado.
). The Norwegian shoe, or skee runner, is
<r mostly used here, writes a 7<Y/tr(('ol.) cord
| respondent, although a few prefer the
j.s Canadian, or web shoe, for long journeys
ic over glassy snow or when going up a
(- steep mountain. Everyone here has a
s. pair of these ungainly shoes?men, woiir
men and children. A little fellow not
s three years of age has a dainty little pair,
a and can use them, too. When the bell
ir rings for school children can be seen in
's every direction gliding over the glisten1
ing snow on their way to school. It is a
>n favorite amusement with the young peoir
pie to go coasting down hill. Often two
c- will get on one pair of shoes, the gentle>v
man guides the little craft and away they
>f go, sometimes all light, but as often into
1- a deep snow-drift, which they do not
h seem to mind, but, like little children,
if climb the hill and try it over again.
;o Those working mines far up in the
ie mountains could not get along without
..? ... 'PI...,. l.? ln.1,1
n j lHUM: U.IUItll dilute. I mj nuuivi i>\^ u\.im
ir prisoners as securely by these walls and
d l>anks of snow as if in some prison cell,
ie inclosed with walls of stone. Tho.-ewho
r. have mastered the art of snow-shoeing
?t f^o very fast on them and find it much
r- easier to iro over these mountains in the
re winter than in the summer time. There
n is a Norwegian here who is willing to
wager that he can go fifty miles across
ts the country in a day of ten hours, but
?; that is much faster than the majority of
10 i skec runners can do. They will come
^ across the great continental divide, going
t- far above timber line, and travel twenty(]
five miles in a winter's day.
.1 If i? h fhrillimr and mcturosmie scene
u I n i - 1
to see the sturdy miners returning from
h j their work. When at the top of a high
ie I mountain back of the town they give a
>G loud shout, and. with pole swinging in
it the air, away they eome like lightning
is over the glassy snow.
c '
d IIow beautiful it is to behold the beauis
tiful sun ealling into life the lovely flowr
ers and fruits of bounteous heaven, to
>- cheer the soul and delight the eye of
man. Thus, sweet reflection tells us
that the wind's pure and gentle breath,
- by Heaven's all-wise decree, adds health
d and beauty to all nature's handiwork.
;t He must drink most deeply of the bitter
cup of life, who journeys through its
paths devoid of cheering hope.
s California is at present producing
9 about $18,000,000 a year in gold and silver
bullion. j
THE BAD BOY AND HIS PA.
MILWAUKEE'S JUVENILE TERROR
BOBS UP SERENELY.
And Once IWorc iUakcw It IntcrcNting
for Hiw I'atcrnal Progenitor?A
Great Itabbit Hunt.
"Come in the back room, Hennery, I
want to talk with you," said the groceryman
to the bad boy, as became in laughing
and slapping his hands on his legs.
' 1 have heard something to-day that has
hurt me as muc h as though you were my
own boy," and the gruceryman iookcu as
though it wouldn't take many good-sized
onions to make the tears come.
"Great jewhillikens, what is it/' asked
the bad boy, as his face sobered down
at the look of pain on the face of his
mercantile friend. "What is the matter?
Won't your creditors accept ten
cents on a dollar?" and the boy looked
like a lawyer, ready to help a client out,
and reached into a cinnamon ba<r and
took out a handful of cinnamon.
"No, nothing of that kind." said the
tfroeervmau. "I have concluded not to
fail. But I am told on good authority
that you have become bad again, and that
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on your pa that you have ever played.
The minister told" mo he was coming in
from a country funeral the other da}-,
and he overtook your pa on the road with
a gun, and asked him to get in and ride,
and your pa's pants were all torn, his
boots and gun full of snow, and he was
so scared that he kept looking around all
the way to town, expecting to be shot in
the back. Now, what kind of a way is
that to treat the author of your being ?
Say, you will have a through ticket to |
the bad place, and jour train will leave
011 schedule time, and arrive at the grand
central depot in hades, just as the lire is
kindled. You bad, bad, boy. I have j
been proud of you, and thought you
would come out all right, but now I
know you arc a hypocrite."
' There, there, don't put on any extra
sadness," said the boy, as he quartered an
orange. "Pa is all right. lie wanted us
to stir him up. You see, since I have
been good, pa has been neglected, and
he has become sour, and his clothes don't
fit. He told ma that what he wanted
was excitement, and he had got to have
it. He said when the boys were playing
things on him, and making him scratch
gravel, and he felt as though a house was
going to fall on him every minute, he
enjoyed himself, had a good appetite,
and telt equal to any emergency, but
si roc the boys had become good, and let
him alone, his life was a burden, he had
failed in business, and everything went
wrong, and unless there was a change
soon, he would lose his mind. He said
he sighed for the old times, when he
didn't know whether he was afoot or a
horseback, and when something was
liable to happen every minute. He said
he was brought up to be surprised, and
fall through holes, and to have everything
stop, and to lead a quiet life, and
just eat, drink and sleep, with no cyclones,
no happy laughter of children
raising the deuce, was more than he
could bear. ]VIa told me about it, and
the state of mind pa was in, and I felt
sorry for pa. Ma told me to try and
think up something that would sort of
wake up pa, or ne wouid relapse into a
cf!ifr> nf and have to hire a
doctor. I told my chum pa's case, and
he said it was too "bad to see a man suffer
that way, and Ave must do something to
save his life. So we agreed to take pa
out rabbit hunting. I asked pa if he
didn't want to go with us, and he jumped
right up and yelled, and said it would
tickle him half to death to go. I told
him where there was a place about four
miles out of town, where there was
dead loads of rabbits, but the man that
owned the farm drove everybody oil. Pa
said there couldn't no man drive him
olT, and for us to come on. Well, you'd
a (tide. Pa wasn't afraid of anybody,
until the man hollered to him to git.
You sue, we went out to the farm, and
stationed pa by a fence, and my chum
and me went on the other side of a piece
of woods, to scare rabbits toward pa.
Then we went u? to the farm house,
where a man lived that we know, and
told him we wanted to scare a man out
of his boots, and he said all right, go
ahead. So we borrowed some farmer's
clothes, and old plug hats, and went
around behind the barn and yelled to pa
to get of! that farm. Pa said he come
out to hunt rabbits, and by gosh he was
going to hunt rabbits. Then my chum
and me started toward pa, wading
through the snow, and pa thought
we were grown men, seven
feet high. When we got about
twenty rods from pa we told mm to 'gu,'
and he was going to argue with us, when
we pulled up our guns and fired both barrels
at him. AVc had blank cartridges,
but pa thought he felt shot striking him
everywhere, and he started for a barbed
wire fence, and we loaded our guns again
and nred just as pa got on the fence, and
lie yelled murder. You know these barbed
wire fences, don't yo*? The barbs catch
on your pants and hang on. Well, pa got
caught by the pants, and couldn't get
over, and we kept firing, and he dropped
his gun in the snow, and tried to tear the
fence down, and he kept yelling, 'For
mercy's sake, gentlemen, spare my life.
I don't want any of your rabbits.' I got
to laughing so I couldn't shoot and I
laid down in a snow bank, and my chum
kept shooting. Pa finally got oil the
fence and burrowed in a snow bank;
niul held up a piccc of his shirt,
which the fence tore ofF, for a flag of
truce, and we quit, and he stuck up his
head and saw me laying there on the
snow, and pa thought his gun had went
oil and killed one of the farmers, and
my chum said, 'Great hcvings, you have
killed him.' At that pa grabbed his
gun and run for the road, and started for
town, and that's where the minister overtooK
him. Along toward ni^ht me and
my chum came home with four rabbits,
and we told pa lie was a pretty rabbit
hunter to leave before the rabbits got to
running, and that we looked all around
for him. lie looked surprised, and asked
us if we struck any corpses around on
that farm, and 1 thought I should bust.
We told him we didn't see any, and then
lie told us that he was standing there
waiting for rabbits, when a gang of about
fifteen roughs came and ordered him
away, and he refused to go. lie said
they opened lire on him. and he threw
himself into a hollow square, the way
they used to do in the army, threw up
intrenchments of snow, and de< ...'1-1
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finally surrounded and had to retreat, lie
saw the ground covered with dead and
wounded, and he expec ted he had wiped
out an entire neighborhood. He said it
was singular we didn't see any corpses.
I asked him how he tore his pants, and
he said the jjang shot them all to pieces.
Then we told him of the joke we had
played on him. ancl how we fired blank
cartridges at him as he was trying to get
over the fence, and he tried to laugh,
but he couldn't, lie was inclined to be
mad at first, but finally he said this was
more like business, and lie hadn't felt as
well before since we initiated him into
the Masons, and we could play anything
on him, and do anything we chose except
let him alone. So you see I am not
so bad as you think. Pa enjoys it, and
so does my chum and me. Eh! old rutabaga,
do you see?'"
"Oh, yes, that is all right if your pa
likes that kind of fun, but if you was
my boy 1 would maul you till you
couldn't stand,'' Just then a big cannon
firecracker that the boy had lit and
laid on the floor exploded and the groeervman
went out the back door bareheaded
while the boy went out the front
door whistling, ''He sure and call me
early, for Pm to be queen of the May."
?I'tcVx Sun.
Balky Horses.
Notwithstanding all that we see printed
with reference to balky horses, the causcs
of it, and the remedy, how little is known
as u cure to horses addicted to this?infirmity,
shall we call it? As Ion# as we
can remember this singular lit of obstinacy
in the horse has been discussed and all
sorts of plans given for overcoming it. It
must be remembered that what will prove
a remedy for one horse will not for another.
The original cause of it is doubtless
neglect and ill treatment of the colt,
or after it has been broken to harness.
Sometimes stopping a few moments will
be sufficient to start the animal again of
its own accord. Kind words, patting,
a handful of hay or grass, an apple, or a
little black pepper put upon the tongue,
will induce it to go ahead as if nothing
had been the matter. Whinoiny at all
times, and especially in this ease,"is the
worst resort. We have ourselves induced
balky horses to quietly start by some of
these means, and one was entirely cured
of it by letting it stand until it went on
again of its own will. Sometimes the
mere turning of the head and letting the
animal look in a different direction, or
rubbing the nose, has answered; so has
tying a string around the foreleg below
the knee and drawing it rather tight.
Various resorts of this kind should be
adopted, but never force.?Gcrnutntovon
Telegraph.
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President Washington's State.
Mrs. Washington's receptions were reproached
as "introductory to the pageantry
of courts," out it was very modest
pageantry. Nothing could have been
less festive or more harmless than the
hospitality of the prcsidental abode.
An English manufacturer who was invited
there to breakfast reports a meal
of admirable simplicity?tea, coffee,
sliced tongue, dry toast and butter?
"but no broiled fish, as is the general
custom," he adds. At her evening receptions
Mrs. Washington offered her
guests tea and coffce with plum-cake; at
nine she warned her visitors that the
general kept early hours, and after this
remark the guests had no choice but to
do the same. At these entertainments of
hers the President was but a guest?without
his sword?and found it necessary
also to retreat in good order at the word
ofjeommand. His own receptions were
for invited guests only, and took place
every other week between three and four
i? sr. The President stood before the
fire-place in full black velvet, with his
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lie wore yellow gloves and silver buckles,
with a steel-hilted sword in a white
leather scabbard; he held in his hand a
cocked hat with a feather. This is the
description given by William Sullivan,
in his "Familiar Letters on Public
Characters."
If it was the object of Washington to
make these occasions stifTer than the
drawing-rooms of any crowned potentate,
he succeeded. Names were announced,
gentlemen were presented, the
President bowed, but never shook hands;
at a quarter past three the doors were
closed, and the visitors formed a circle;
the President made the circuit, addressing
a few words to each; then they
bowed and retired. It is hard to imagine
that these mild entertainments could
have been severely censured as extravagant
or monarchical; one can better comprehend
how the censure could be applied
to the street eqhipage of the new
President, the crcam-colored carriiigc
painted in medallions, and the liveries ot
white turned up with green. Yet these
were, perhaps, more readily recognized
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HH L'MaL'Illlill lu un; m^uaj va u<o uvm??v?<.
It was with the desire of promoting tin's
dignity that the Senators of the new nation
were anxious to give the Prctident
an official title. The plan was said tc
have originated with John Adams, whe
believed " splendor and majesty" tc
be important in a republic; and
there was a joint committee of Congress
to consider the matter. This committee
reported against it, but the dissatisfied
Senate still favored u title, as il
well might, at a time when the Senator.'
themselves were habitually called "Most
Honorable." They proposed to call the
chief magistrate "His Highness, the
President of the United States ol
America, and Protector of their Liberties."'
The House objected: the country
at large was divided. Chief Justice Mc
Ivean proposed "His Serene Highness;'
somebody else suggested "The PresidentGeneral;"
and Governor Sullivan thought
"His Patriotic Majesty" would not be in
appropriate, since he represented the
majesty of the people. Washington him
self, it is said, favored "His High Might
inns " wliir.h was the nhrase used by the
Stadtho'.der of Holland. It was the
common sense ol the nation that swept
these extravagances aside; it was one ol
the many occasions in American history
when the truth of Talleyrand's saying
has been vindicated, that everybody
knows more than anybody.?Harper11
Magazine.
A Precocious Southern Boy.
Master Clement Thomas Maddux, a
native of Tensas parish, who has recently
come with his parents to reside in this
city, is a young gentleman still in his
first decade, who at the early age of five
began to "lisp in numbers," albeit not
of the poetic variety. A youth of that
age who looks upon exercises in mental
arithmetic as a pastime is perhaps as rare,
however, as an infant Byron or Shakespeare.
The young Clement smiles at
mathematical difficulties that paralyze the
faculties of many older heads, and finds a
deep and satisfying joy in " fractions.'1
At seven he had absorbed the whole ol
Davies' scries of arithmetics, including
the "University," and stood ready to take
in algebra with equal avidity, but by the
advice of a prominent educator this branch
was postponed. Precocious as lie is, Master
Maddux has none of the painful peculiarities
so often seen in phenomenal children.
lie is a bright, healthy boy, with
ruddy checks, clear blue eyes, and a
physique tjiat 6ecms quite equal to the
demands of the large brain. He has all
the fondness for boyish sports proper tc
his age, and carries into everything the
same quickness of observation and understanding
that distinguishes him in
his studies. His remarkable talent for
;u nnt < lilinrl intuition nor r
remarkable feat of note learning, lie
knows perfectly what he is about,"and if
able to explain his methods fully and
satisfactorily. These methods are the
result of a clear understanding of
the properties of numbers, and seem
to* have been devised by himsell
rather than acquired from others. They
have all the simplicity and directness ol
those employed by experienced accountants,
and supplemented as they arc bj
very unusual ability for carrying on mentally
complex processes of calculation,
they enable him to solve, without the
aid of slate or pencil, problems that involve
considerable ciphering for ordinary
people. He will estimate with surprising
quickness and accuracy the aggregate
value of a crop sold in separate
lots and at various prices, anel is especially
delighted if these prices are expressed
in fractional parts of dollars anel cents;
or lie will give with equal facility the
superficial area of the walls of your room,
or the solid contents of your wood-pile.
In geography, which ranks next to
arithmetic in his favor, lie shows the
same facility of combining and generalizing
his information. Names are more
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concrete image of the object referred to,
with all its surroundings. Thus the
mention of an isthmus suggests not only
the two continents united by the narrow
neck of land, but the two seas separated
by it, as well as the possibility of a canal
which might sever the continents and
unite the seas, and a bridge which
might place them again as they were.
.Master Maddux is entered as a pupil in
one of the public schools, where he will
pursue the regular course, his father
wisely preferring that he should become
versed in all branches of knowledge
ratlicr than pose as a youthful prodigy in
mathematics. Though only nine years
j of age, it is impossible to look into the
bright, intelli cnt face, at once modest
and self-reliant, and note the dome-like
structure of the head, without indulging
in brillant forecasts for the ripened future
of so much childish promise.?Xac
Orleans Times-Democrat,
"Bulls" and " Bears."
The means used to "bull" and "bear,"
or raise and depress the prices of stocks
grain, provisions, etc.. are innumerable,
vjirvintr with the needs of the times, but
influenced much more by the combinations
of capitalists and brokers. The
"bulls" magnify every circumstance favorable
to the appreciation of the stocks
they hold or have agreed to take at a
given time, while those who have contracted
to deliver such stocks, or who
for any reason wish to buy, do all in
their power to depreciate them, and are,
therefore, nicknamed "bears." Anyone
who has ever witnessed a bull and hear
light will not question the appropriateness
of these terms as applied to the
combatants in the exciting wars among
the kings of the stock board. The bulls
struggle to toss the stocks higher;
the hears squeeze and tug to force
the prices down. The former resort
to all kinds of expedients to induce
small holders to clin<r fast to their stocks
instead of putting them on the market
They persuade them by direct appeals,
or by circulating encouraging reports,
that these stocks are hound to rise rapidly
in value; and they often combine to
buy up the stock of the few who persist
in selling, so as to "corner" the market.
lit with fnir rnniina. thev SOIUC
times enter into combinations with one
another, and employ third parties to buy
aud sell slocks of the same description
on 'Cliange, in such a way as to create
the impression that there is a greater demand
for them than there really is, when
in fact the sales are never consummated,
or merely amount to an exchange among
themselves. Often, when neither the
foreign nor home news was favorable to
their purposes, false reports have been
telegraphed through the country by interested
parties, to allcct the stock
board. Similar methods are pursued on
boards of trade.
Two Leipsic chemists have devised a
process for obtaining sugar in a permanently
liquid form. This result is
said to be effected by adding to a purified
sugar solution a small quantity of
citric acid, which combines with the
sugar and deprives it of its tendency to
crystallize.
A BIG PRICE FOR LUMBER.
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THE CIRCUS BOER'S PTJUTJT? SPECT7- 1
X.ATXOXT XV WOOD.
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Buying' Four Stalin for Hornes at a.
Big- Price and Selling Them at a ,
Largo Profit*
"The funniest thing I ever heard of in .
the way of a wood speculation," said
Charlie Stowe, the famous circus agent,
"was the story of Jim Robinson's box J
stalls. Jim had to take four trained j
horses from a little port in the West Indies
to Marseilles, France, and had to <
have some box stalls built on the vessel. <
He had great difficulty in finding lum- ,
ber, but at last a local merchant said:
'I have a little lumber on hand, and will
see to four box stalls being built on board
for you at no higher cost than the simple
value of the lumber and work of con- ]
struction.'
"When the stalls were built Robinson '
was much pleased,although lie could not
sec any particular necessity for making ;
them of such very large and thick timbers
and boards. But when he went to
pay the bill and heard that the actual
cost of the lumber and work amounted
to $400, he was astounded. lie was too ,
much of a gentleman to kick or complain,
and he paid the bill, but went
away feeling that an advantage had
been taken of him. Just as the vessel
reachedMarseilles,her stewardapproached
Robinson and said to him:
" 'I vou'd like to buy of you ze four
box stalls zat you have on board.'
" 'What, will you give for them?' Rob
inson asked,indifferently, wondering what
anybody wanted to buy second-hand stalls
for in a country where lumber must be
plentiful.
"'I vill give 3,000 francs,' said the
Frenchman.
"Robinsou looked at him in amazement,
but promptly coming to the conclusion
that anybody who would offer
$600 for four old box stalls must be a
lunatic and that he did not want to rob
! a crazy man, replied: 'Well, I'll think
' about it and let you know later,' and
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about stabling, and when lie got back to
the vessel was met by a man who said to
i him:
" ll understand that you have four
; horse stalls on board there?'
> '"Yes.'
, " 'Do you want to see them?*'
, " 'No objections.'
[ " 'I will give you 4,000 francs for
. them.'
"Jim fairly jumped with astonishment,
but, thinking that he had .struck another
; maniac, went aboard without taking any
( further notice of the man. The steward
; tackled him again as soon as he reached
. the deck with another offer of 750
; francs, and Jim just had patience enough
to tell him that somebody had already
. seen that bid and gone better, when the
r captain of the vessel stepped up and of.
fered him 0,000 francs for his stalls, and
tried to clinch the bargain by a threat if
. Jim tried to take them away. Jim flared
t up and rushed to set his men at work
. getting the horses and stalls ashore.
. "Just as they were commencing the
. work a new man came on the scene, who
. said:
. " Arc you the owner of those stalls?''
. " 'Yes, I am, and what have you got
i to say about it?'
[ " 'I? Nothing. Only that I would
r like to buy them from you.'
, "So you've escaped from the same
asylum, have you?'exclaimed Jim.
, " 41 don't know what you mean, but I
I want the stalls, and will give you 8,500
francs for them.'
"'You will. And take 'cm as they
^ stand?'
J v "'Certainly. I should prefer to do
( so, as I can have them taken down with
( care.'
"For a minute Jim's compassion for
the mental wreck who proposed to
squander cash on old horse-stalls almost
I got the better of him. but he hardened
his heart and responded: They're yours.
Cash up.' The purchaser promptly
counted out the sum, $1,750, and it was
| not until hours after, when he told the
story to somebody who had sense about
. such things, that the idea got into his
mind that his kind West Indian friend
, had built those stalls of mahogany or
; rosewood, or some other valuable tropical
| wood, and that the final buyer of them
| had, no doubt, got a bargain."
Parrots as Pets.
So far as can be ascertained the habit
of calling these talking creaturcs by the
1 feminine appellation of Polly originated
in the sneering tribute paid the opposite
' sex by the owner of the first parrot in
' captivity that learned to talk. This
! cynical individual was blessed with a
better and mgrc talkative half, who made
a great pet of this uncanny bird, which
soon began to imitate her scolding tones
1 and did it so well that the husband gave
! it her name of Polly. It is a rank injus1
tice, however, to assume that therefore
only female parrots are expert talkers.
: It is a fact well known by bird dealers
' and fanciers that there is no difference
[ in this respect between the sexes. Males
: and females, indeed, differ so little in
, appearance that it is often a very difficult
matter to determine their sex. This
is made doubly difficult by the fact that
they rarely raise young in captivity;
therefore, all these talking pets are necessarily
brought when young from the
! countries of which they arc natives.
The best are brought from Mexico and
arc known as " double yellow-head Mexicans,"
from the yellow patch on top of
the head, which increases in size at each
: moulting until it often extends down
over the shoulders, forming a golden
cane that gives an old bird a gaudy appearance
greatly in contrast with its age.
1 The gray parrots arc natives of Africa
and are noted as whistlers, but on account
of the manner In which they arc trans1
ported it is difficult to obtain a purely
1 healthy bird. Parrot experts advise
against purchasing African parrots that
come by steamer from Liverpool, because
they have generally contractcd a blood
disease, caused by the smoke and filth of
the engine room, where they are generally
stowed in boxes, without adequate
ventilation. This ailment will carry
them off sooner or later, though the bird
may appear sound and healthy enough
when purchased.
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similar to the plan pursued in teaching
canaries to sing. After accustoming the
bird to being handled he is given a lesson
on his own name or some other word it is
desired to teach him. After the word has
been repeated a great many times, slowly
and distinctly, the cage is covered with a
cloth and the pupil left to ponder over
his lesson, with nothing to distract his
attention from it. Whenever the bird of
his own accord begins to repeat his lesson,
his education is practically accomplished
and what comes after is only in
the way of additions to his repertoire.
The cruel practice of slitting the tongue
doe> no possible good and is most likely
to prevent what the ignorant attempt to
accomplish by it.?PhiUnTfl^hitt, Times.
Dclmonico and the Dudes.
Many anecdotes are told of the ingenuity
of the late Charles Delmonico, the
famous New York restaurateur, in devising
costly innovations in the art of
dining. One evening some young idiots
wanted to give a little dinner of exceptional
extravagance, and. of course,
hired one of Delmonico's private diningrooms
and went to Charles for suggesI
tions. lie made out a most elaborate
menu, which brought tlio cost uj> to
something like $40 or !?"!() a head.
" Well, now, is that all that you mil
suggest?'' persisted the head idiot.
Delmonieo, who was not without a
fund of humor, replied that of course
they might end l?y throwing their glasses
into the middle of the table, which
would certainly add to the expense. I
do not believe that he meant to be taken
in earnest, but about midnight the manager
of the restaurant was startled by a
terrific crash of glass and rushed upstairs
to find the table a wreck and to be
told by the young gentlemen that it was
all right; Charles had recommended this
destruction of property as a genteel windup
to the dinner. There was an addition
to the bill of $100.
A Serious Case.
A violent ring at the door, ar d the doc
tor poked his head out of an upper window
and demanded: "What's wanted?"
"For pity's sake, make haste,'" came
back the answer. "It's a case of death;
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i m .ur. cmipsun, uiiu ,>uu iiiv "imim >? . |
the house immediately!"
The doctor closed the window, and in j
about fifteen minutes later sauntered j
leisurely out of the front door and said: i j
"Ah, Simpson, your wife has another j (
fainting spell, I suppose?" i
"No, no; worse than that. It's her J
little dog, her pet poodle. He's all j
rolled up with cramps." \ '
"What?" shouted the now alarmed j
physician, "her pet poodle sick? This i
is indeed serious. If she should die your f
wife wouldn't live a week." c
And the two men dashed madly up I
the street.?Philadelphia Call. \
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THE PHOEBE-BIRD.
Fes, I waa wrong about the phoebe-bird,
fwo songs it has, and both of them I've
heard:
! dia not know those strains of joy and sorrow
Jatne from one throat, or that each not?
could Dorrow
strength from the other, making one more
brave
\nd one as sad as rain-drops on a grave.
But thus it is. Two songs have men and
maidens:
Due is for heyday, one is sorrow's cadence.
3ur voices vary with the changing seasoas
dt life's long year, for deep and natural reasons.
Therefore, despair not. Think not you have
altered,
[f, at some time, the gayer note has faltered.
We are as God has made us. Gladness,
pain,
Delight, and death, and moods of bliss or
bane,
With love, and hate, or good, and evil?all,
At separate times, in separate accents call;
Yet'tis the same heart-throb within the breast
That gives an impulse to our worst and best.
I doubt not when our earthly cries are
ended,
TJio l.ictonar finds them in one music
blended,
?Georye P. Lathrnp, in the Century.
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
"Better lay-it than never," cackles the
industrious lien.
The original Mary's little "lamb" was
given to her by her angry mother?and
Mary wept.? Wilmington Star.
We arc told nothing was made in
vain; but how about the fashionable
girl? Isn't she maiden vain??Salem
Sunbeam.
Cruel: "Fancy, mummy, the hair
dresser fellow wanted to shave my mus
tachc off?" " Yes? Well?and did lie?'
?Punch.
At this season of the year you nevei
hear of elephants killing their keepers,
Such stories now would do the mena
g rie no good.?Picayune.
T?-n lir>u? nimrrelincr :'Mv 1)11 is {
'Si-j ' 0 . v X ?
preacher and will go to heaven." " Ye:
an' ray pa is a doctor an' can kill you
olc pa."?ArhumwTraceler.
"I pride myself on ray descent,'' sail
a spinster of uncertain age, recently
'One of my ancestors came over witl
the Conqueror.*' "Which one was it,'
cried a cruel wit, "your father or youi
mother?"
The Indianapolis Journal says that thi
average citizen wants a lock with fou
keyholes. Unless the average citizen ha
improved much of late, one keyhole i:
usually about all he can find.?New Yuri
Graphic.
"When Charlie went to see his best gir
and her father bounced him through th
front door, he said he would keep hi
temper on the girl's account, but h
could not help feeling somewhat pu
out.?Siftingn.
"A farmer's wife" wants to know if wi
can recommend anything to destroy th
"common grub." "We guess the nex
tramp that comes along could oblig
you, if the family can't stand your cook
ing.?mmingion r rec rrena.
A Philadelphia hotel-keeper seeks fr
scare the rural visitor into turning o)
the gas with notices thus: "The relative
and friends of guests who blow out th<
gas will have to pay for the amount o
gas wasted before the body will be de
livered." .
SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL.
A Neapolitan gardener, after years o
experiment, has produced acamelia wit)
a delicate perfume,
There are several railroads, both ii
this country and Europe, where, to r>re
vent slipping, a middle rail is used ii
?rl?tAU ftf infa nrsrta r\n <
WIIJUU ttl'U U1X1U11 III/ 1U11/ v,vr?? v" '
wheel of the locomotive.
The Verviers Industrial society offer
two prizes of $1,200 and $340 for th
best and the second best discovery, in
vention or application contributing ti
the progress or prosperity of the woolei
trade within the last five years.
Prof. A. Nantier has been trying th
effect of various manures upon potatoes
beets, and maize. Superphosphates am
precipitated phosphate were most cffica
cious in increasing the yield of potatoes
Precipitated phosphate proved in ever
respect more beneficial than the super
phosphate with beets. The best crops o
maize were raised from land treated witl
the manure of the farm-yard.
On the Zuider Zee interesting experiments
were recently made with fog
horns of a novel construction. They an
sounded by steam, and arc worked aftei
the fashion of the Morse telegraphs witl
long and short sounds. Two ships wen
provided with the fog-horns; on eacl
there were telegraphists working tin
horn, and the signals were distinctly
1 1 1 1 if KJ
ileum iniu UIIIU-ISLUUU uvea ii wu uu
tnnce between the ships was such tha
they lost sight of each other.
The subsidence of land in the C'heshiri
salt districts of England is again beconi
ing alarming. The bed of the rivei
Weaver has widened out below North
wich, forming a lake of about tw<
miles square. Crater-like holes suddenly
appear, forming in a day or two dee]
ponds of saltish water. In one instance
two vdars ago, the river flowed back
ward into the subsidence for two minutes,
filling up several old rock-sail
mines in the neighborhood; from these
the water is now pumped and used as
brine.
SewtnfbOTnrfcln# Indmtry,
These remarkable items pour into our office
daily. Mr. H. S. Fu ler, with thenewHom<
Machine company, of Orange, Mass., writes,
May -'3, 1883: "I have u>ed Hunt's Remedj
in my family for over ten yeare. My wilt
was troubled with catarrh of the bladder,
suffered intense pain in the kidneys and loins,
and urination was accompli.-hed with the
greatest of agony. My friends thought that
she could not recover. We tried doctors and
medicines, and although better at times she
would grow worse again. She was obliged
to use the ur.nal as many as fifteen times in
a night, and was growing worse daily. At
this time my attention was called to Hunt's
Remedy, and I concluded to try it; and after
using one bottle she was a good deal better,
the inflammation was reduced, ami the water
more natural. She began to gain inapjetite,
and felt no pain in the back and kidneys.
She could attend to her household work without
pain, and this ha 1 been a preat burden
to do, even the lightest kind of work. After
using six Domes me was cumpiebcij tuim.
Since tnen I have had occasion to use Hunt's
Remedy for kidney and liver complaint--, and
found it to bo just as represented, and 1 conlider
it a most wonderful medicine. I would
not be without Hunt's Remedy in my family;
and I have recommended it "to my friends
here in Orange with equally good results."
Nearly a million people receive charitable
aid in Great Britain.
Advice to Coniriiiipilvefi.
On the appearance of the first symptoms,
ns eeneral debility, loss of appetite, pa ler,
chilly sensations, followed by night sweats
and cough, prompt measures of relief should
l>e taken. Consumption is scrofulous disease
of the lungs: therefore use the great antiscrofulnus
or blood-purifier and stri mjth-restorer,
Dr. Pierce's '-Golden Medical Di.-covery."
Superior to cod liver oil as a nutritive,
and unsur|>nssL'd as a ] ectoral. For weak
lungs, spitting of bio id, and kindred adoctions,
it has no equal. Sold by druggists.
For Dr. Pierce's treatise on Consumption
K?>ri 1 two stamn-. W> rid s Dispensary ^ledi
cal Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
India counts Quakers.
Mv mother began gaininc from first do;e
she took of Dr. Graves' Heart Regulator,
f he is rid of those bad feelings about her
heart now, the relief is permanent, other
remedies only helped for a few minut s. Miss
Clara Bradt, Lawton, Mich. $1 per bottle
The balance of trade?Scales. _
"Sigh No More, Lndln,"
for Dr. Pierce s "Favorite Prescription" is a
prompt and certain remeJy for the painfu
disorders peculiar to your sex. By all
druggists.
Ft ni. anders?Successful lisheruieii.
Woinnn nml ITor Dinense*
is the title of a large illustrated treatise, bj>
Dr R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., sent to any
address for three stamps. It teaches successful
self-treatment.
Mexican nickels are current in Arizona.
I feel verv grateful for the wonderful cures
ttmt nave Deen jieriorMieu wun r,n * * imm
Balm. I have lia<l Catarrh in its worst form
Jor the twist 25 years and have used everything
I could h' ar of. I commenced using
Cream Halm and I consider it the be4 thing;
I ever tried. I recomin?nd it to every one
afflicted.-J. B. Kelsey.fri Broa1 St..Now York.
Camphor Milk cures aches ami pain;;. 25c.
It quiets the natient ami ultimately cures
him. A late encomium on Samaritan Nervine.
Mr. Oliver Myers, of Ironton, O., says: Samaritan
Nervine cured me of general debility.
Phoenix Pectoral cures cold and cough. 25c.
Purest and ii est cod-liver oil, from selected
ivcrs, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard A
:o., N.Y. Absolutely pure'and sweet. Patients
vho have once taken it prefer it to all others.
Physicians declare it superior to all other oils.
Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough
ikin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by
Caswell, Hazard it Co., New York.
The ancients were acquainted with the vir
;ues of Petroleum. Herodotus refers to it and
;peaks of wells being found in Zante. Nowalays
every Iwdy has heard of it through Caroline,
the groat natural Hair Restorer.
The Knights of Labor number 500,000.
OUT OP THE DEPTHS.
Otrr Correspondent^ a BeiMRkM and a Remarkable
Occnrrcnce He Deacribes.
St. Albans, 7t., Jan. 10,1884.
Messrs: Editors: The upper portion of Vermont
Is one of the pleasantest regions in
America during the summer and one of the
bleakest during the winter. It affords ample
opportunity for the tourist, providing he
chooses the proper season, but the present
time is not that season. (Still there are men
and women here who not only endure the
climate, but praise it unstintingly, and that,
too, in the race of physical hardships the
Tho writer heard of a striking
UJUOU lUilQUOVi -
illustration of this a few dayB since which is
given herewith:
Mr. Joseph Jacques is connected with the
Vermont Central railroad in the capacity of
master ma^on. He is well advanced in years,
with a ruddy complexion aiid hale appearance,
while his general bearing is such as to
instantly impress one with his strict honor
and integrity. Several years ago he became
afflicted with most distressing troubles,
which prevented the prosecution of his duties.
He was languid, and yet restless, while
at times a dizziness would come over him
which seemed almost blinding. His will
power was strong, and he determined not to
give way to the mysterious influence which
seemed undermin'/ig his life. But the pain
and annoying symptoms were stronger tban
his will, and n# kept growing gradually
worse. About that time be began to notice a
difficulty in drawing on his boots, and it was
i by the greatest effort that ha was able to
force his leet into them. In this manner several
weeks passed by, until finally one night,
while in great agony, he discovered that his
feet had, in a snort while, swollen to enormous
proportions. The balance of the narrative
can best be described in his own words.
He said:
" When my wife discovered the fact that I
was fo bloated, .she sent for the doctor immediately.
He made a most careful examination
and pronounced me in a very serious
condition Notwithstanding his care, I
grew worse, and the swelling of my feat
. gradually extended upward in ray body. The
. top of ray head pained mo terribly: indeed, so
1 brullv that at times it seemed almoet as ir it
iinrcfc Mv fest were nainfullv cold.
and even when surrounded with hot flannels
and irons felt as if a strong wind were blowing
! on them. Next my right leg became
i paraly zed. This gave me uo pain, but it was
exceedingly annoying. About this time I began
to spit blood most freely, although my
lungs were in perfect condition, and I knew
' it did not come from them. My physicians
' were careful and untiring in their attentions,
but unable to relieve my sufferings. My
neighbors and friends thought I was dy:
ing and many called to see me, fully twenty,
five on a single .Sunday that I now recall. At
. last my agony seemed to culminate in the
most intense, sharp pains I have ever known
or heard of. If rea hot knives sharpened to
i the highest degree had been run through my
body constantly they could not have hurt
' me worse. I would spring up In bed, somer
times as much as three feet, cry out in my
agony and long for death. One night the
[ misery was so intense that I arose and attempted
to go into the next room, but was
unable to lift my swollen feet above the little
1 threshold that obstructed them. I fell back
' upon the bed and gasped in my agony, but
r felt unable even to breathe. It seemed like
death.
".Several years ago Rev. Dr. J. E. Rankin,
2 now of Washington, was stationed here as
r pastor of the Congregational church. We
all admired and respected him, and my wife
3 remembered seeing somewhere that he had
s spoken in the highest terms of a preparation
!; which had cured some of his intimate friends.
We determined to try this remedy, accordingly
sent for it, and, to make a long story
1 short, it completely restored my health,
e brought me back from the grave, and I owe
s all I have in the way of health and strength
to Warner's Safa Cure, better known as
e Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. 1
t am positive that if I had taken this medicine
when I felt the first symptoms above described,
I might have avoided all the agony
I afterward endured, to say nothing of the
e narrow escape I had from death."
t In order that all possible facts bearing upon
e the subject might bo known, I called on Dr.
Oscar F. Fassett, who was for nineteen years
United Stages examining surgeon, and whc
attended Mr. Jacques during his sickness.
0 He stated that Mr. Jacques had a most pro1
nounced case of Albuminuria or Bright's
s disea e of the kidneys. That an-ana.ysls
showed the presence of albumen and casts in
B great abundance and that be wijs in a conf
dition where few if any ever recover. Hii
- recovery was due to Warner's Safe Cure.
Mr. John W. Hobart, general manager ol
the Vermont Central railroad, stated that Mr,
Jacques was one of the best and most faithful
of his employes, that his sickness had beer
an exceedingly severe one and the company
r were not only glad to again have his services,
but grateful to the remedy that had cured ,sc
1 valuable a man.
Mr. James M. Foss, assistant superintendent
and master mechanic of the Vermont
Central railroad, is also able to co ;flrm thia
I do not claim to be a great discoverer, but
a I do think I have found in the above a most
remarkable case, and knowing the unusual
increare of Bright's disease feel that the public
should have the benefit of it. It seems tc
s me a remedy that can accomplish so much it
* * 1 +r* Ha oufln mnffl for
0 DD0 IBSi> Doafcto w -? -?
irst approach of this deceptive yet terribl*
trouble. &
0
1 Fcrniture and sash factories are springrag
up in the South.
e In Your Blood Pnre ?
For impure blood the best medicine known,
1 Seovill's Sarsapariila, or Blood and Livei
Syrup, may be implicitly relied on when
everything else fa:ls. Take it in the springf
time, especially for the impure secretions ol
the blood incident to that season of the year;
f and take it at all tim?s for cancar, scrofula,
1 liver complaints, weakness, boils, tumors
swelling', skin diseases, malaria, and the
jiio fhaf enmo frrtm I'mnnrA hlood.
liiUU'XIUU 1UO VliUV WMAV MVM. _ . _
To injure a cheerful disposition take Scorill'i
Blood and Liver Syrup, which will restore
e the niind to its natural equilibrium.
r High Pricrd Batter.
1 Dairymen often wonder bow their more fae
vored competitors get such high prices foi
j their butter the year round. It is by always
having a uniform gilt edged artie'e. To put
2 the "gilt edge?'on, when the pastures do not
i do it, they use Wells. Richardson & Co's.
- Butter Color. Every butter maker can do
t the same. Sold everywhere and warranted
as harmless as salt, and perfect in operation
, Dr. Stanford's Liver Invigorator has a reputation
equal to any medicine in the world.
r You would use St. Patrick's Salve if you
knew the good it would do you.
.for a cold in tfte Head, tnere is nottung so
} good as Piso's RemeJy for Catarrh.
; Three PeculiaritiesTho
superior qualit:e< of Hood's Sarsaparill* arese.
cared by three peculiarities, viz:
l Firtl.?Tbe combination of remedial agents need.
, Seronil. ?The proportion in which they are mixed.
Third.?The process by which the active medicinal
i properties are secured.
Tnese are peculiar to Hood's Sarsaparilla, and ara
unlike any other. Tbe result of these peculiarities is a
medicine of unusual strength, which effect* cures
hitherto unknown.
Unknown to Others
' Mr?. J. McClure, of Revere, Mars., had a terrible
scrofulous humor on her lianas and wrists, feet and
> ankles, which were sometimes "ne mass of sores. By
advice of a friend she took Hood's Sarsaparilla ana
' wascured. Sho believi a it to be just what itis?"an
honest medicine."
) J. H. McCnll, of Rochester. N. Y., was troublod
with n -rvouH debility. Took ilood'ti Sarsaparilla and
I says '' I feel like a new mar.."
j Hood's Sarsaparilla
i Sold by nil dnigiristi). $1; nix for $5. Made only
I by U. I. Hood .t Co., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
They who work earun\i
tii feiic,y8nd uta tb?year
; ny ?llBmE0^^4^y?^nh^Shf^i
a|ira^i-^ imparted ^by
' I nTature'decajTof 'the
physical energies.
^ mitigates th? infirmltens?
con"a!e?co^coT
PfflVlBBpDTfi Forsaleby all Drug
qITTEH^,a.u;.J " '"
CATA R H H ELY'S EREAMBALM
vhen applied by the So
RKItLY into the nnstrili
FWrfiM Rn>^ be absorbed, effect
^7% ^cunrc C0^?1 nally cleansing the head
Jm ^^St" j *llr I0'catarrha' virus, caaiMR^Cg/jrT
HtADj'HK healthy seoretions.
PuivrrvrD^w & Alt 8ll,ys luflMnmati,5n.
fJUiTt > ' tly Jjjyje c?^M protects the membrane
Cy/T ^T/gBof the nasal passages
y ^9,rom additional colds,
g / completely heals the
BH sores and restores taste
"r''' 8me"- A few ap.
*^yfti.^Bplication8 relieve. X
v-,/q^ jjSA (thorough treatment icilt
| ^?JL__ __ ^m Tn>titiceh/ rare. Acres.
UAY"FEvEP n!i'Htouse- Sf'n"for
r n rirculsr.
PRICK .lOPFNTS. nr MAIL OR AT DRUGGISTS,
ELY HKOTHKJCS, ?J\y liUO, N. Y.
Paynes' Automatic Engines and Saw-Mill<
Wo offer an ft) In H. P. mounted Engine with Mill,
5fl in tolid Saw, 60 ft. belting, cant-hooks, rigcrmplete
for operation, nn cur*. $ ,10'. Knginn on sliils, SHO
I I.... |..r I H\ II \\". P.tVNK ,?
SONS, Mamifnctt.r n of all stylcH Automatic KnSiiM'N,
from 2 to 3 (i H. P.: al*? Pulleys, liangTa and
hnltiitf. l'lniira, N. V. iiox l HoO.
jKi ma ?m information in regard to
FREEexgursion
Rates to Texas, Arkansas and California.
Pamphlets, etc.. describing lands for salo can be had
by addremmiK ).FOWLER, Kant. Pass. A(?'t, Utica,
N. Y. ,1. 1). M.HKATH, N. E. Pass. Ait'l, Boston; 1
D. W JANUWITZ. S. K. Pass. Ae't, Baltimore, Md.
ii.?. .HcCLKM.an.
Hen. East.Pats. Ag't Mo^Puc.R.R ,243 B'dway.N.Y.
mmmmm.
I havo a pnsltlvo remedy fur the above disease; b? It*
; Tin thousands at cases of the worst kind and of long
atandlnc have been cured. Indeed, so strong la my falta
In Its efficacy, that I will send TWO BOTTLbd FREE, to*
' gfthsr with a VALUABLE THEAT18E on this disease, (9
any sufferer. Give Express and 1*. 0. address.
| J PR. T. A. tiLOCUM, HI rearl 8t., Nair Yorfc.
i APCIiTC U/XllTCn EVERYWHERE to sell tha
| AutNIO (VANltUbest Family Knitting
Machine ever invented. Will knit? pair of stuckinia 1
witlilllCELnudTOErompli'tcinSUmimites. ltwill ,
also knit a ({mat variety of fancy work, for which tilers
is always a ready market. Send for circular and terms
to the TWO.flBIjY KNITTING .HACHINE
CO.. 1U3 Thlmont STUEET, BOSTON, MASS.
^(inTIIIIF CURED. JVete Method. Send
K H I P 11 H PI f?ir circular. Du. J. A. HOUSE, j
ICUl I UflE. ia? Fifth Avenue. N. Y. City.
NY N U?? J
i la with fate
THE BEMAEKABLE EXPERIENCE
OF A STALWAKT ENGINEER.
One disease produces greater derangement
in the system than all other complaints. Yet
people will not heed the daily warning* of ita
approach ! Peter Luwler, Dalton, Mass,, an
engineer, about fifteen years ago bad a dull
Eain in hi* right side. It finally felt as if a
nice was run through his bacK and loins.
"For weeks " he says. "I was unable to leave
my bed, and when I did I waj a wreck. My
fluids were thick, frequently interrupted in
passage, tingea wun o.ooa, ana great utuu
succeeded successful passages. My Back
ached with agony. Sleep was impossible
The only relief 1 got was from morphine.
Of seven physicians, one said I had malaria;
another, nervous prostration; another, inflamed
spleen: another, incurable kidney disorder.
But, under the treatment of Dr. David
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, of Rondout.
N. Y., I passed large quantities of dissolved
gravel, and to-day all my kidney disorder
has ended. I have no gravel colic, my appetite
and strength have returned, and I am a
sound, healthy man." Kidney disorder (which
thousands have without knowing it) may be
suspected if you have pain in making water,
backache, sharp pains in the loins (caused by
gravel) frequent headache,fluids, dark-colorea
and scant, or light-colored and abundant, and
covered with frotb, or filled with sediment,
and very odorous. Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy (1.00 a bottle) is purely vegetable,
non alcoholic, pleasant to take, and cures in
oinety per cent, of casei.
t*# LYDIA Ea PINKHAM'8
VEGETABLE COMPOUND;
IS A POSITIVE CUBE
All thoie painftal CompUIat*
*and Weaknesses so eoBunea*,
? * to our best ,
FEMALE rOPUXATIOir.* ,
Mm ?1 ta yd ?r
* Its purpoit it toltlu for tfi* Ugitimat* maunq or
dUeats and the relief of vain, and that U dot* au
it claim* to do, thouaand* of ladle* can gladly tmtift, "
* It will car# entirely a]] OrarUrn troubles, Inflammation
and Ulceration, Falling and Displacements, and
consequent Spinal weak no**, and U particularly adapted
to ui? Change of life. ?
* It removes Falntne?,Flatnlencr, de*troyiall rnring
for stimulants, and relieve* Weaknwa of the Stomach.
It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration,
General Debility, sleeplessness, Depression and lodfpestlon.
That feelingof bearing down, caaxing pain,
and backache, la always permanently cured bria w.
* Send stamp to Lmn, Mass., for pamphlet. Letters of
iniju^ry confidentially^answered. For taUaidrug^iit*,
Thousands Hastening to their Grave*. i
Relying on testimonials written in vivid
glowing language of some miraculous.corei-?-*
made by some largely puffed up doctor or',
patent medicine has hastened thousands to
their erraves; believing in their almost Insane
faith that the game miracle will be'
performed on them, and that these testimonials
make the cares, wfcile the so called
medicine is all the time hastening them to
their graves. We have avoided publishing
testimonials, as they do not make the cores,
although we have
TTrniTSANTlS TTPOV THflTTRAfrnfl
of them, of the most wonderful cures, voluntarily
sent us. It fs our medicine, Hop
Bitters, that make3 the cures'. It has never
failed and never can. We will give reference to
any one for any disease similar to their
own if desired, or will refer to any neighbor,
as there is not a neighborhood in the known
world but can thow its cures by Hop Bitters.
A LOSING JOKE.
A prominent phy ician of Pittsburg said
to a lady patient who was complaining of
her continued ill health, and of his inability
to cure her, jokingly said: "Try Hop Bitters!"
The lady took it in earnest and used
the Bitters, from which she obtained permanent
health. She now laughs at the doctor
for his joke, but he is not so well pleased with
i il, as it cost him a good patient.
; FEES OP DOCTORS.
The fee of doctors?is an item that very
many persons are interested in. We believe
, the schedule for visits is 8'J.OO, which would
tax a man confined to his bed for a year, and
i in need of a daily visit, over $1,000 a year
for medical attendance alone! And one
single bottle of Hon Bitters taken in time,
i would save the $1,000 and all the year's
sickuess.
LADY'S WISH.
i "Oh, bow I do wish my skin was as clear
i and soft as yours," said a lady to her friend,
i ''You can easily make it so. answered the
friend. "How*" inquired the first lady,
i "By using Hop Bitters,that makes pure, rich
blood ana blooming health. It aid It tot !
me as you observe. "
GIVEX UP BT THE DOCTOBS.
i ''Is it cQssible that Mr. Godfrey is op and
' at work; and cured by so simple a remedyF
, "I assure you it is true that he is entirety
> cured, and with nothing but Hop Bitters,
and only ten days ago his doctors gave him
un and said he must die, from Kidney and
; Livor trouble^
; mmssznmi
i THE 8URE CURE if
""mmm FOB
KIDNEY DISEA8ES,
LIVER COMPLAINTS,
CONSTIPATION, PILES,
AND BLOOD DISEASES. |
; | PHYSICIANS EHDOBSE IT HEARTILY. |
"Kidney-Wort la the most mooe?ftil nuiedj
I over used." Dr. P. 0. MWL
"mdney-Wort i? alwaya reliable."
i Dr. E. K. Cltrk. 80. Effo? VL *
"Zidnoy-Worthaj cured 2Elj "Wife Altar two ymrf
orafTcrlztg." Sr. 0. XL flnmmerlla, Bun Hill, Oa.'
IN THOUSANDS OP OASIS
I it has cured where all else had fhlled. It is mBd,
but efficient, CERTAIN IK ITS ACTIOS, but
j harmless la *11 owe.
ty 11 eleaaaca the Bleed and Streaftkeas ui
rlres New Life to all the important organs of
the body. The natural action of the Kidney* J,
iw?*/rwwl_ Th? T.4vm> 4a nTnnn?A at illfUflnai.
I and the Bowels more freely and healthfully.
I In this way the wont diaoaaea an eradicated
from the system. g
pbjcx, 9100 uqum oa dst, scut bt kcwwts.
Dry can be sent by mail.
' { WELXS, RICIIAJiDSOX ACO.BorliajrU?Vt.
^rai3Wigfff>5igcij
j ^llgiyOffilWaiK .jrIHTI**v'sju^yya*
glMjUllbiroimniBtf '0
ix croraa v
Epileptic Jtt^
^ FaUin*
If Y in^Sicknew, Convulsions,
St. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism,
Opium Eating, Seminal Weakness, Impotency,
Syphilis, Scrofula, and all
Nervous and Blood Diseases*
U? a o v^iergjruieu, j^awyerB, jjii-erary men,
Merchant8, Bankers, Ladies and all whose
sederrtarv employment causes Nervons Prostration,
Irregularities of the blood, stomacb,
bowels or Kidneys, or who require a nerve
tonic, appetizeror stimulant, Samaritan Nervine
is invaluable. J<.
^-Thousands [TUFTQRF1T]
proclaim it the most y">,Aw"MI1/'
wopderful Invigor- ji i i i i 11
ant that eversustaid- | II C D l/IC l
ed a sinking system. L I*|C|VI| V|C| J
$1.50 at Druggists. ?' 1 ' ' '
TheDR.S.A.RICHMONDr'pA||A||gnflQ N
MEDICAL CO , Sole Pro-1 UUnUUkKUHl J
prietori,St.Joseph, Mo. ? ^ *
Chaa. N. Crittenton, Agent, New York. (9
IBM Crick. Spnina, WrvnchM, KinndliAKr
mitism, NeanJgU, BeUUe*,
__ _ _ _ _ __ Plourfay P?ln?, Stitch in the
|9 A I M ?B Side, Bftckkche, Swollen Joints,
I Heart DIm?, Sort) KomIm,
I X JU-L1 ill ?Uw VUCI?, ?JLiU nu w?uw ?ww w*
' deep-seated ore instantly relieved and speedily cored l>7
the well-known Bop Piaster. Compounded, as it Is, of
the medicinal virtues of freeh Hops, Gams, Balsams and
Extracts, 1C Is Indeed the beet pain-killing, stimulating,
soothing and strengthening Porous Plaster ever made.
Bop Plotter* are sold by all druggists and country store*
16 cents or Ave for $1.00. mm fit
Mailed on rocclpt of R4 IJ f
price. Bop Platter Co., __
Proprietors and Manu- 13 R A ^5 p E3
I facturers, Boston, Mass. lsa#^<0 I El %
' wCoaU'd tongue, bod breath, sour stomach and llrar
disease cured by Hawicv's Stomach and Liver Pills, 16eta.
Walnut T>enfT1iiif Restorer.
It is entirely different from all others, and Mirtnaii*
indicates is a perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. It wtU
immediately free the head from all dandruff, restore gray
; h iir to its natural color, and produce a new rrowtn
where it has fallen off. It does not affectt thehealth,
which sulphur, augiir oflead and nitrate of ailws. prepar?
ations have done. It will change light or faded
fow dayi to a beautiful glossy brown. Ask your druggist
; for it. Each bottle is wan-anted. Smlthj Kllnsr4;Co.
Wholesale Ag'ts, Phila..Pa..andO.W.Onttenton,W.Yt
! TO SPECULATORS,
R, LINDBLOM & CO., N.G. MILLER&C0?
6 4 7 Chamber of MB road way
commerce, \>ujca^fo. ?i?n
GRAIN & PROVISION BROKERS
Members of all prominent Produce Exchange* in New
| 5Tork, Chicago, St. ix>ui? and Milwaukee.
I We haro exclusive private telegraph wire between OhU
I eatiu and New York. Will execute orders on our lodgment
when requested. Send for circulars containing
particulars. KUBT. LINDULOM A CO., Chicago.
SGOOD NEWS
TO LADIES!
Greatest inducement# erer ofc
fered. Now's your time to get up
orders for our celebrated Teal
and Cofl'refeand secure abeaoti<
ful Gold Band or Mom Kose Chin*
Ten Set. or Handsome Decorated
Dinner Set, or Gold Band Mom
| Deerrated Toilet Set. Fur full particulars address
! THE (illEAT AMFUK'A.N TEA CO..
P. O. Hux W. 21 and XI Vesey St., New York.
W * to Soldiers A Heirs. Send stamp
fAHCIAItQ for Circulars. COL. L. BIN&
I 6ll?IU|ld HAM, Att'y, Washington. D. O.
Camphoh Mii.k in the bff'it Liniment. Price 2i cents.
A KeiilM Wanted for the Best and l'aatest-aelllng
IX. Pictorial Hooks and Bibles. Prices reduced 33 pet
cent._ National PrnusmNO Co., Philadelphia, Pa.
Ph(Enix Pectokal will cure your cough. Price Me.
n A TPUT0 Send stamp for our New Book on
Pfl EpNI\ Patents. ] /_._B IN G H AJ4 ^Pat
H I ball ?'Mt l..nTyer. >t.summon, u. v.
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formation to I)., Box 1Q4? Buttalo, New York.
Egfl QlBfiQiSM A Lotulliiff London
H a H N>9aCL(! l?'an establishes u/
Film OIHcoin NcwYork
III A EPILEPTtcVlTS;
??) B WWPromAmJcmrnalofMedicine;
Pr. Ab. Meserolo (lato of London), who wakes a ?p?- 'm
rlnlty of Epllopsy, has without doubt treated *nd cured M
morocMM than nnyothorllvlnijphyslcliin. Bissuccesa W
his simply been astonishing; wo liavo huivrd of c&ms of
over 20 venrs' standing suoressfnlly cored by him. H*
hs? published a work on this dlseasn, whlen ho sendi
with a largo bottlo of his wonderful euro frco to any snf.
forer who may send their express ?nd P. 0. Address. V*
advts*env one wishing neuro to addre?s
l)r. AD. HESEitOLE, >'o. #? John 8t., New York* _
r^^iT^^EMEoTFOR cmnwliA
""Wnamim *^'411
Ei.iv to use. A certain cure. Not expensive. Three
montns' treatment In one package. Good for Cold
In the Hood. Headache. Dizziness, Hay Fever, Ac.
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