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It
WINTER
ON EARTH, BUT JUNE IN
THE SKY.
Slow through the li. ht ami silent air.
Up climbs the smoke on its spiral stmr- The
visible flight of some mortal'* prayer:
The tra-sare in bio >m with the flowers of
?. ' frost,
But never a feathery ltaf is lost;
w <?iii .lit mill )mtiiinl
lUViVjlll'lf,,
Eve its silver loot ran touch the ground:
fco still is the air that lies. this morn,
Over the snow-cold fields forlorn,
?Tis as though Italy's heaven smiled
Tn the face of someblenk Norwegian wild:
And the h? art in me sings?1 know not why?
"Tis Winter on earth, but June in the sky!
June in the sky! Ah, now I can see
The souls of roses al>out to he,
In gardens of heaven l>eckoning me,
Roses red-lipi?ed, and roses pale,
Fanned by the tremulous ether gale;
Some of them climbing a window-ledge,
Some of them peering from w ay-side hedge,
As yonder, adrift on the aery stream,
Love drives his piumed and filleted team:
Tho Angel of Summer aloft I see,
And the souls of roses about to be!
And the heart in me sings?the heart knows |
why?
Tis Winter on earth, but June in the sky!
?Edith M. Thomas. I
MEADOW FARM. I
Mary Miller came home from the factory,
upon that April evening, with a
light, ?|uick step.
. The sky was all a jonquil glow ; the
frogs were croaking in the swamp : the
maples were crimsoned with their earliest
banners of hlo?om; and, as she tripped
along, Mary found a tuft of violets, half
...wi.. .iff/>( ,1,1.111 ?n;i!i.
1 1IV. I Villi UlIVlll UUIill VI X4VU\I ?VU< |
purple, scentless blooms!
"The first violets always bring good
luck with them." she whispered to herself.
as she pinned them into the bosom !
of her blue tlamiel gown.
''Home" was scarcely the ideal realization
of that poetic word to our factorygirl.
She and her mother lived in the
upjK-r half of a shabby, unpainted wooden j
house, with the blacksmith's scolding
wife and seven riotous children down
stairs, and one-half of a trampled-down
back yard by way of garden, where nothing
ever grew but burdocks, nettles and
Mrs. Miiggs* long-legged fowls.
But Mrs. Miller, who had been a
school-teacher once, and still retained
somewhat of the refinement of her early
education, had the tea ready, with a |
shaded lamp and a bunch of maple bios- |
soms on the table, ready for .Mary to
come home.
"Good news, mother!" the girl cried,
lightly. "The Meadow farm is to let!
[Mother, we must take it."
Mrs. Miller looked dubiously at the
bright, eager face, with its blue-gray
eyes and fringes of yellow hair.
"Can we afford it. daughter?" she said,
slowly. "A whole house and a farm of
forty-three acres?"
' it isn t such a very large liousc, moth
er!" pleaded Mary, a3 she laid the bunch j
of violets in her mother's lap?"not so |
many more rooms than we have here.
And we could keep two cows, and I I
could sell milk and butter, and spring I
chickens and eggs; and I am almost sure
+v>fit Will n-iv;<lcrr< would work the farm ,>
on aliares. And only think, mother, how I
delightful it would be to have a home all !
to ourselves, wheie we couldn't hear Mrs.
Muggs boxing Hobby's ears, or Helen
shrieking with the toothache! And a
little garden, mother, where we could
have peonies and hollyhocks, and all
those lovely, old-fashioned flowers that
your soul delights in!"
"3lrs. Miller's pale face softened.
"It would be a great temptation, Molly,"
she said.
' It is a month now since old Mrs. Dabney
died, said Mary. "And they say
that her daughter in the city and her son
out in California desnise the old farm.
with its one-story house and its old red
barn. So it is to let. And so cheap,
too! Only a hundred and fifty dollars a
year! Mother, we must take it! I'll leave
the factory and turn dairy-maid. I've
saved enough, you know, to buy the two
cows and some real Plymouth Rock fowls
to begin with, and. oh. it will be such a
happiness! Sav yes. mother?do sav
ves!"
When Mary Miller pleaded like this,
the gentle widow never knew how to re- |
fuse; and the upshot of it was that they j
leased the old Dabney house, and became
CO-sovereiVns of the realm of Meadow j
ftrm. * j
It was their first night there. Over- :
head the younir May moon shone through |
a veil of purple mist. A solitary owl
i.?
J1UUICU JIl III*.' ult'Mliui'nvvm uuvn v/i lut i
house, for Meadow farm was situated on i
a lonely mountain-side where no one >
ever came cxcept on special business.
The Plymouth Hock chickens were
S&l safely shut up where foxes could not
reach them nor minks steal in to bleed !
their young lives away; the cows?two
fine young Aldcrneys ? were chewing
their cud back of the old
red barn, and Mary Miller had
flunjr a handful of cedar-sticks on the
hearth, where their scented blaze illuminated
the old kitchen with a leaping
brightness beautiful to see.
"Because it's just possible that the
. house may In- damp," she said, "after
!$? being uninhabited so long. There,
mother, isn't that cheerfulAnd isn't i
it nioe that our old rag-carpet should
chance to fit this fioor so exactly ?" with j
a satisfied downward glance. "And do i
you see those tiger-lilies ? I found them j
rS down by the garden-wal'?oh. such a red j
wilderness of them! Old Mrs. Dabney
set them out herself, they siy. It seems !
only yesterday,'' she added, thoughtfully, j
"that I came past here and saw old Mrs. !
Dabney sitting in the bii: chair by the
fire, iust where?"
Mrs. Miller uttered a little snrieK and !
grasped her daughter's arm at this moment.
Mary stopped short, with an ashv
pallor overspreading her cheek.
For as she spoke, the door opposite
had o]>ened, and a very little old woman,
- silver-haired and shriveled like a mummy, |
came in. and, walking across the floor,
seated herself in Mrs. Dabney's very eor;
jicr. An old woman dre>sed in the snuffcolored
srown which Mrs. Dabney had
always worn, and wearing a snuff-silk I
cap, while a bag depended from her arm.
"It's cold, ladies," she said, looking
arountt with a deprecating air. "('old
for the season of the year. And they
don't keep tires at Tewkstown!"
"Mother." said Mary, recovering herself
with a hysterical gasp of relief. "It
isn't old Mrs. Dabney's ghost at all. It's
old Miss Abhy. come back from the
Tewkstown poor-house."
"Ynn don't mean?" bciran the mild
widow.
"That Mrs. Daniel Pabney and Mrs.
Everurd Elbersou let their old aunt go
to the poor-house?" said Mary .Miller.
"Yes, it is quite true. Mrs. Daniel leads
society in San Francisco, I am told, and
Mrs. Elberson is a grand lady in Bridgeport,
with a reception day and servants
in livery. What could they do with a
half crazy old aunt, who takes snufT and
talks uncertain grammar? Poor Miss
Abbv! She has wandered b::c'< to her
old home. She was eighty last birthday,
and things are all misty and vague to
her "
"But what shall we do?" said Mrs.
Miller, in accents of perplexity. "A
crazy woman here?it don't seem just
right. Molly, does it?"
"I'll take tier back, after she has
rested :i little, and had a cup of tea,"
said Mary, cheerily.
"But |K*rhaps she won't go."
"Oh, yes, she will," said Mary. ''Poor
3Iiss Abby! She is as gentle as a child."
Her words proved to be correct. Miss
Abby Dabnev suffered herself to be led
unremonstratingly back to Tewkstown
poor-house, where the matron read her a
shrill-voiced lecture, and declared she
should not be allowed another grain of
snuff if she couldn't behave better. Old
Miss Abby smiled deprecatinglv.
"They are peculiar people here," she
said. "I think, my dear," to Marv Mili
e T
icr, wiu\ lurj^ei sometimes x am a juuy.
|?~.. But it takes all sorts, don't you see, to j
make a world."
The next night, however, just as Mary
K-. and her mother were sitting down to tea, i
Miss Abhy once more appeared, in the
[g-r midst of a gentle shower of rain.
"I hope I don't inconvenience anvg??.'
body," she said, meekly. "But that :
jjpj woman at Tewkstown has cut off mv alj&f/.
lowance of snulF, and, after all, there's
P? no place like home."
And once more Mary Miller patiently
|v'. walked back v,-ith the poor eld crone to
3gr.; . the poor-house. The matron was iniuri- <
;s| .> ated this time. ,
* ""It ain't in human natur1 to stand
ilg& this," she declared. "I'll put her in the i
Snc '* i
'FIT c~
"The jug?" repeated Mary, in surprise, i
"It's a room, down cellar, where we i
shut up.the troublesome cases," said the
matron. "I can't stand this runningaway
business, and I v on't!"
| The jugv perhaps, proved efficacious,
. for old Miss Abby \ Dabney did not appear
again for a week. At the. expiration
of that period, however, she crept noise
At
It'ssly in, just at dusk, and seated herself S
like a silent shadow in the chimey cor??r.
- - t. . i x. v ^ i_ ._ %* *
"H is so goou io uc m nome again,
said she. rubbing her wrinkled hands.
" I somehow seem to get lost of late. ^
Klnuthan is gone, and Betsey is gone,
and I'm left here all alone. Yes, a
cup of tea, please?sugar and 110 milk.
They never remember how I like my tea s:
at Tewkstown. This is good; and but- >
ter 011 my bread, too! We don't get but- ftcr
at Tewkstown." 1,
Mary burst into tears. j
Mother.'' said she, *' Miss Abby shall j
not go back to Tewkstown?she shall r
stay here! Mother, how should I feel if
you were wandering friendless and alone s
through the world 1
li But, my dear?" .]
" She shall sleep in her own old room, j
out of the kitchen,"' persisted Mary. f
" She'll foe no more cure tnan a canary- i
bird. Oh, mother, do consent! Slic j
will think then that she is still in her (
own home. Oh, if you know how dreary t
it is at that poor-house, with the grass f
all tramped out. and piles of clam-shells (
lying around the door, and not so much ^
as a dandelion or a daisy to be seen.'' {
And Mrs. Miller yielded to Mary's tear- f
ful solicitations. t
"I)o as vou please, inv child," said t
she. * s
The Tewkstown authorities were but c
too ?lad to be rid of the poor old incubus; 1
and Miss Abby Dabney settled down into ,
her old home, as contentedly and un- t
(piestioninglv as if she had never left it. f
She ate and drank but little; she talked s
still loss, and seemed to regard Mrs. t
Miller and Mary as guests, who had come u
to visit the old farm. 1
4'The Widow Miller and her darter f
must hi* rich folks, to undertake to sup- v
port old Miss Al?by," sneered one neigh- j
bor. t
"She was well enough provided for at ,
the poor-house." said another. j:
"I never yet saw a farm succeed that ];
was worked by women-folks," jeered a r
third j
"There'll be the biggest kind of a a
smash-up presently." observed number t]
four. "And an auction sale of every- }
thing; and I'll be on hand?for ] don't v
deny that them little Alderney cows is j
the cunningest creeturs I ever set eyes t
on, and yood milkers into the bargain " t
liut time wore on, and there was no f
flutter of any red flag over the porch, i
On the contrary, matters throve, and a
Mary Miller declared, joyously, that j
"farming was a great deal more profit a- y
hie business than working in the factory, t
and she only wished that she had found VI
it out before.''
I'ntil one gray, autumnal evening, t
Mary and her mother came back from a s
brisk walk to the village, and found a
stalwart, sunbrowncd man sitting oppo- t
site to Miss Abby, by the red jrlow of
the firu n
Tne old woman rose up, in an odd, un- h
certain way. v
"Ladies," she said, rumbling in nei old
snuff-box. "this is my nephew, Cyrus Du- f,
brey?he as ran away from home twenty- a
nine years ago come Michaelmas Day,
and we all supposed was dead. Cyrus, g
a 4-1"' n m ar\ rmrxil a C i t\ 12
liii'su art" nif liiuirs i?hvj uit w ^v>w? ??o l
visit me here. I don't (piitc recollect ti
their names; but then, my memory ain't y
as good as it used to be; and, after all, o
it don't matter much. Nothing matters ^
much nowadays!'' ti
And Miss Abby sat down and fell into h
a 4,daze" again, as if all necessity for ti
conversational effort were over. o
Cyrus Dubrey stood up?a bronzed, tf
bearded giant, with dark eyes and su- li
perb stature. tl
"Ladies, I beg your pardon!" he said, tl
'"But I s'posed when 1 came here I was J
coining home! I knew nothing of all si
these changes. I never could have fi
dreamed that my cousins would let this v
old creature go to?the town poor-house, v
I don't kiiow who you are. ladies.'' with fi
a husky -:ttle in his tJiroat. "but I thank p
you, from the very bottom of my heart, o
for giving her a shelter in her old age. ii
And if money will pay you for it?'' V
' It will not!'' said Mary, sharply, as if d
t'i" nnnvAi'/ul o clur I 1,
"No, I s'posed not," said Cyrus, with it
a sigh. "But I've plenty of money now. ft
The dear old aunty shall live like a a
queen all the rest of her days, for she o
was good to me when all the rest set me p
down for a blaeK sheep. I've made my l>
fortune out in Panama, and I've come ii
home to redeem myself!" p
"I have heard of Cyrus Dubrcy,'' said ci
Mrs. Miller, gently. si
"And I'll venture, ma'am, you heard ]<
no good of me," said the young giant, ?1
with a short laugh. "I'll not deny that m
I was a wild boy enough, but there fl<
wasn't any actual evil in me, let folks is
say what they would. And now I've w
come back a rich man, and tncre s no- ni
body to bid me welcome home, except a<
old Aunt Abby, out of the poor-house." tl
He could not long have made this ti
statement, however. tl
All the town was up to bid the rich ai
government contractor welcome to
IC'WKSIOWU Wlllliu mi'lin-JUUi iiuuin. ( ;
Human nature is human nature every- tl
where. Hut Cyrus Dubrey cared little ai
for the friendly overtures of the old a
neighbors. hi
Aunt Abby was the only person for 01
whom he seemed to care, and his hi
greatest grief was thftt the old woman o!
refused to leave the old Dubrey farm- bl
house to live iu the stately brick mansion si
which he built on Prospect hill. And d<
then he asked permission to deck her lo
little bed-room with the curiosities he < <
had brought her from the isthmus, and ei
in tacking up draperies and arranging tl
shells and old silver coins he and Mary lc
unconsciously became friends! in
Friends. She never knew that it was ni
anything else, until one day old Aunt | p;
Abby took h strange idea into her head, m
V twl \lnrv luilil inir !i rich Oriental enrd ! 01
for Cyrus Dubrey to loop into knots for ol
picture frames, heard her introduce Mrs. b
Miller to a neighbor as "my guest. Mrs. M
Miller, the mother of the young lady that yj
nephew Cyrus is going to marry !*' w
Cyrus looked at Mary. Mary dropped ci
the ball of cord and turned crimson. t;:
"Mary!" he said, pitcously, "say that li
it shall be so. For I love you! And? h
and you were good to old Aunt Abby 01
when all the world turned against her. p
I sometimes think. Mary, that you must ai
be like one of heaven's angels!" ii
And this was how they became en- f<
gatred! w
They still live in the old farin-lvmse. 11
the happiest of married lovers, and Aunt it
Abby tirmly believes that tl.cy are all her
guests; for to h( r the world stands eter- 11
nally still?the world that is so full of 1;
bloom and beauty to Cyrus and Mary!? b
lith n Forre?t (truce*. si
!?
tl
The Rag ami Bottle Market.
Peddlers were emptying their carts of I
ays, old iron, and waste paper upon the |
floor of a junk shop in Mott street. The j
dealer, a Hebrew with bushy beard and j ?
sharp gray eves, was raking the heaps ! J'
over with a long hook. !
"What do you get from this stuff?" ?ve "
asked. * 11
"A comfortable living.'* lie answered. s<
"Fifteen grades of rags are sold to the u
paner companies, at prices ranging from ^
halt a cent to fourteen cents a pound, the 1 _
latter price being paid for tailors* clip-'*'
pings from high-priced goods. Old soft : '
wools sell for about the same, and all 11
?!...? I n
and cotton ragsare worth trom half a cent i '!
to one cent a poujid; old manilla rope is I <l
always in good demand at 1J cents; tarred i 01
rope is a good thing, and when unravelled ! ^
finds ready sale among shipbuilders, hv | '
whom it is used in calking seams of ves- 1 ei
sels. Old newspapers and books are worth ( !"
one cent, and common wrapping papcr^a . ?
half cent. Pasteboard is of little value. !
but is sometimes taken at a quarter cent. } c<
Trade intheold ragand paper line is slack | I'
at present. The old metal market, how- j
ever, is always lively. Old copper is the i 1*
best thing in that line, bringing from j u
ten to twelve cents, and the lowest price j 01
is paid for lead foil. Zinc is worth two , st
and one-half cents: iron ranees from z,'
one-quarter to one cent, the former for! l'
old stove-pipe, burned prates, hoops, and '
similar articles, which form the poorest 1
[?rade of iron, and are worked up chiefly j
into nails. There is no demand for; >s
scraps at present, though a few years j
igo quantities of scrap iron were manu- |
factured into buttons. Old wire is | di
worth nothing. Old boots and shoes j w
used to be gathered, burned and crushed hi
and the powder sold to spice mills to !
adulterate spices with. Peddlers now | ev
seldom take old leather of any descrip- j
tion. Pones are taken with a view of ; b<
disposing of them to dealers in fertili- j
zers. Brj>.ss is worth, according to ' ,l
quality, from eight to twelve cents, j >n
There is sale for all descriptions of glass; j st
common, such as is used for medicine tb
?n/] Knot* Krtffl/io id r> f AnA./tltnffail1 ! V(
auvA ucci uumco, 10 nutu at criivi-* j iv,i j
icnt; fragments of French plate glass
ire worth the same: flint glass is the ! a(
most valuable, and bring; a half cent; bi
patent medicine bottles with the pro- ft'
pvietor's name blown into them can be j
returned to the manufactory, where they j
sometimes bring fifty cents a dozen:
champagne and claret bottles are bought j
for a cent apiebc, and sold to restaurants , f*
to be refilled.?A'lid York Hun. 4 I'
atiKiu:-. v. v.
LN ODD WINTER INDUSTRY.
Z8HXNO FOB SMELT XT MAINE
THROUGH THE XOE.
letliod of Catching the Delicate IJttie
Fifth ? A Village of SmeltFisher*
Flying llefore a Calf.
A gentleman who had been fishing for
melt through ice in Maine said to a
sew York Thius representative: "Smeltishing
through the ice does not differ
uueli from the same mode of angling for
>ickcrel, but the element of uncertainty
s unknown in the former 9port. l ou
nuy fish all (lay sometimes for pickerel
tnd then be obliged to buy enough to
ave yourself from going home 'skunked,'
?ut when you cut your holes in the icc
md put in your lines for smelt you are
ust as certain of being kept busy pulling
>ut fish as you are that you bait your
100k. A smelt isn't as big a fish as a
iekerel, but he's a game tighter, and
here is an excitement about tending'
he lines that pickerel-fishing does not
reatc. The people up in Maine look
ipon smelt-fishing as the sport of the
ear, and they come for miles about the
ountry to enjoy it. Even the Indians
rom tiie far-back country tramp in to
i... * -1,.-:,,,. ?v,? L<.ocnn t(l pvnrrisn
I1U Villi i Hi; 111V .-vucv.. ,
heir skill iu hiring smelt. The tackle for
melt-fishing is very simple. The line is an
irdinarv stout linen cord, about four feet
ong. To one end of this is attached a
>ieee of lead about three inches long and
lie size and sha'pe of a three-cornered
ile. This is called a tile-sinker. To a
wivel in the other end of the sinker is
ied a pink-colored snell. made of com11011
fish-line, to which is attached a
look such as is used in fishing for catish.
The snell is two feet long. The
kater acting on the triangular sinker,
mug 011 its swivels, keeps it constantly
wirlinif about, and the bait, which is an
igly looking insect called the clam worm,
s always in motion. Each fisherman will
lave out an average of four lines, in as
nanv different holes, if he seeks the cn
? _.r il.? ...wl,.,. tl>,? r>rntw)inn
UYIIIUIll 1)1 llll- uuuvi
nd shelter of a tent, or ' house.' as the
latives call them. If lie, like ninny of
he local anglers, is braving the elements
nth the sole intention of extracting
irotit from the catch, and dances and
rots about on the ice regardless of exrancous
aids to combat the wind and
rost, he is likely to have ten or a dozen
ines to care for, spread over an
rea a hundred feet around; and
f the fish are biting good he
rill have but little time to think of
lie cold, as he will be kept busy hauling
ip his lines and keeping the holes open.
"It has only been within a few years
hat such a thing as smelt-fishing under
helter was known. The fishermen had
ither to stand out unprotected against
he gales and storms that s-eni to be kept
on tap' along the coast for use at any
loinent or mill un their lines and go
ome. To be sure, thcv could pile up
rails of' ice and thatch them with pine
oughs, but as it frequently is necessary
i>r the fisherman to change his location
nd the ice barricades could not well be
ikon along, the building of them was
cnerally time and labor thrown away,
ly the way, that is a peculiarity of smeltshing.
The fish may be biting so that
ou will be kept constantly hopping from
ne hole to another to land vour catch.
lUddenly your 'tip-ups' will cease to
in. The smelts have taken it iuto their
leads that the locality is not safe for
Hem. and have moved. Well, in a case
f this kind, as I said, the angler would
nd his ice and pine boughs useless, and
e would have to desert them to hunt up j
tie spot to which the fish had changed |
tieir base. But one season a man named i
ob Secor went up from Boston to try i
melt-fishing. He tried it for a day and |
roze one foot and both ears, and then j
rent away. But he didn't go home. He
ent to Belfast and had a heavy wooden
rame. ten feet square, made by a carenter.
He procured some sail canvas and
overed the frame with it, having an openlgfor
a door. The frame was on runners.
I'licn the 'house' was finished he had it
rawn upon the ice and placed over the
oles he intended to fish through. Then
occurred to him that he might add still
irther to his comfort, and he bought
small box stove, ran a pipe from out
ne side of the house, started a roaring
ine-wood fire in it, and, seated on a
ench, fished as comfortably as if he were
) his room at the hotel watching a stovcipe
hole in the floor. The house wassearcd
to the ice by grappling irons. If
nclt ceased biting in one spot, he simply
?osened his grapples, shoved his house
long on the runners, and 'squatted' in
tore favorable quarters. . No one who
-1-. t 1* ?!..
5IK'S iur MIR'll Miujlljt 1U1 lllf HUHin
it hns gone on the ice since then
ithout one of the houses. Many who
take a business of smelt-fishing have
lnpted the plan, and in the height of
le season, a stranger going for the first
me to auv of the rivers or inlets along
ie coast would imagine that a small
my was in camp there.
"On a good day for snieit the average
itch per line will be at least 100, or say,
lirty pounds. The fish net the business
jgler about five cents a pound, and have
ready sale in the local markets. I was
iving a busy time in my house. 1 had
lly two holes in use, for the fish were
iting so lively that I couldn't take care
i imv more. It was snowinrr hard and
lowing hiinier, but my tire was roaring inde,
and I was tolerably comfortable. Sudenly
alongeame one of those zephyrs that
ive to play up and down the Maine
>ast. It seemed to think that I was
ltting things a little too fat around
lere, and it stopped at my hut, got a
verage 011 my grapples, and the next
istant hut. fisherman, stove and all were
oving off at lively speed. The front
irt of the stove?which was not much
lore than a toy stove, being only two
id a half feet long? dropped into one
f the holes in the ice. and the whole
usincss went down among the smelt.
i*e were scudded along for a hundred
nds, when my house came in contact
ith another fisherman's house. This
died a sudden halt, and 1 took advanige
of it to crawl hastily out. The colsion
loosened the grapples on the other
ouse, and in a moment both were flying
award before the wind. The gale had
laved the same game with other huts,
mi they were flying along over the ice
i all parts of the inlet. The gale lasted
>r not more than ten minutes, but a
hole smelt-fishing village had been
loved about one mile from its site when
ended.
"I believe smelt-fishing is becoming
lore popular every year, and even the
idies are manifesting a willingness to
rave its risks and, sometimes, its hardiiips.
There was a party of three ladies (
nd gentlemen from Boston camped on
lie ice when I came away."
A Change in Their Habits.
A Senator gossiping the other night of
Id times in Washington?twenty-five
ears ago?said the striking change that 1
as come over Congress is in the habits
f individual Senators and members. In
lose days, he said, there were always
very day on the floor of the House. It
as not then considered disgraceful for
enators and members to appear in that '
onditiou. The Senator did not say it, '
ut I think the change for the better i
mst be attributed very largely to the
cwspapers. When a Senator or member
lakes a spectacle of himself by public (
runkenness, as still happens in rare '
uses, the fact gets printed all over the 1
Dim try. and very quickly, too. The 1
tate or district from whence the olTcnd- i
r comes hears that it has been disgraced. '
nd it begins to think of sending some- (
ody else to Washington to represent it. <
remember one public man whom 1 sue- 1
eded in curing of the vice, so far as 1
ublic exhibitions of it go, by adminis- '<
ring a little of this healthy medicine of '
ublicitv. Any Senator or member who 1
ill appear in a drunken condition at the
ipitol or at the hotels of the city de- 1
rves to have the fact immediately bla- '
jned from Maine to Texas.? Washington J
'njiital. '
Quinine from Gas Tar.
The last contribution of modern chemtry
to science is the production of quiine
from gas tar. Professor Fisher, of i
unich. has succeeded in obtaining from <
istilled coal a white crystalline powder, <
hieh, as far as regards its action on the ]
iman system, cannot t?e distinguished i
om quinine except that it assimilates I
en more readily with the stomach. Its <
ficacv in reducing fever heat is said to ]
riTiuirkiibli'. even rendering the use of 1
e unnecessary. The importance of such <
discovery as this consists not so much 1
the actual fact achieved as in the i
imulus given to scientific research by 1
ie opening up of a ne?v channel of in- 1
stigation. The romance of gas tar is I
'idently far from being exhausted. In
Idition to the sweetest scents, the most
nlliant dyes, the most powerful disin- 1
ctiints, and even prussic acid are some 1
' the numerous and wonderful products
f its decomposition.
A Congressman said he stood iu line i
>r two days, and got to talk with the <
resident three minutes.
FASHION NOTES. ]
Circle cloaks of every de'eription re- 3
main in high favor.
Buttoned and Mousquetaire Suede
gloves arc equally fashionable. '
The evening cloak par excellence is of
cashmere lined with plush, and having
a crape hood trimmed with lace.
Pretty Parisian capotes are made of ;
velvet applique on colored lace, with a
bunch of velvet flowers on one side.
The small mull of velvet, lace, plush, '
fur, and even cloth matching the capote !
in shade and material, is the latest fancy.
For street wear some of the Parisian
milliners have brought out exquisite little
Fanchon-likc bonnets of gray Swedish
kid.
Neglige caps are pointed in front. One
is made of gold lace and trimmed with
pink velvet ribbon; another of silver lace
lias bows of pale blue ribbon.
Gloves thirty-one inches long in mousquetaire
shape, without a single button,
are made of reddish tan Suede cather, to
be worn with any evening dress, either
white, black or colored.
A new style muff is composed of rows
of falling chenille, either in black,brown
or any dark color, with loops of gold or
silver braid sewn on at distances beneath
the falling fringe, but showing between.
One of the new brocades has ground
of pale buff satin, covered with an
irregular lace-like pattern of lavender
pink, with bouquets of flowers in
petunia and iignt uiue tuns uuu iuimgu
of faded green.
Diamonds are now mounted to represent
various flowers, which can be worn
either as bouquets on the bodice and in
the hair, or can be detached as single
blooms when required. A necklace of
pnnsies in diamonds is very handsome.
Plastrons of beaded lace, especially of
what is called white jet, with sleeves of
the same, are worn with white dresses of
satin or brocaded velvet. A full frill of
three or four rows of lace is around the
neck, and a bow of velvet or a small
bunch of flowers fastens this on the side.
The smallest screw earrings are now almost
the only kind admissible with street
dresses. These may be made of rubies,
pearls, turquoises, cat's-eyes, or flint diamonds
set in natural gold of the brightest
yellow, or held by claws of platina
that are strobg though too small to be
conspicuous.
Young ladies now wear one, two or
/,f .xiorlo fiict-nnnrl in front
by a dainty little colored velvet bow;
also a band of velvet or cream-colored
lace, with a pompon as fastening, worn
toward the left ear. Some velvet bands
are edged on each side with a string of
small pearls, and others have tiny pearls
dotted over them.
SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. "
Professor Dudley, of Cincinnati, has
found a way to plate with iridium,which
will not tarnish."
The earth is 74f> times smaller than
Saturn, and its mean distance from us is
over "01,000,000 miles.
A recent official report says that the
mercury in South Australia often rises in
si'mmer to 115 degrees in the shade, and
tlii? hn? linen exceeded on several occas
ions.
The bitter taste which housewives often
complain of in bread and biscuit, and
often lay at the fault of the flour, is most
always caused by the yeast being used in
excess, or too large u quantity of baking
powder being used or the latter being of
poor quality.
A French savant says that he believes
the action of rolls for grinding wheat is
better caleulatcd to preserve intact the
cells of the interior of the wheat berry
than is the action of stofies, which disorganize
the cells by their tearing action
instead of disintegrating them.
A medical writer has lately penned a
paragraph full of warning to men in
TMi/l/i TTr? inollv rirl ir?nU?a tl?f> nnmtnnn
practice of persons engaged in commerce
of pretending to be in great haste and
terribly pressed for time at almost every
moment of the day, runniw, so to speak,
a close race perpetually, us it were, with
the old mythological gentleman with the
forelock. The house is overwhelmed
with business, forsooth. By and by this
pernicious practice becomes a confirmed
habit, the fertile source of many nervous
disorders.
A London paper thus describes a machine
for feeding horses automatically,
which has recently been invented^* "The
automatic horse-feeder is designed to feed
any number of horses at regular times,
whether an attendant is present or not.
The feeder consists of two parts?a spout
or shute fixed over the manger, into
which the food is placed every night, and
on ni-miirntni: nf M'Viir'h n slM'Pinllv luljintf'fl
"I'l" I" - 1"~?
clock forms a part. The clock may be
?et for any hour, and at the time indicated
the whole or one-half of the food in
the shute is liberated and falls into the
manger. One apparatus and clock is sufficient
for any number of horses, provided !
the stables are in a group."
WISE WORDS.
Charities should be difTuse<l. Grain
will not grow if piled in a heap; it must 1
be scattered. I
Take care to be an economist in pros- ;
peritv, there is no fear of your being one
in adversity.
Habit is a cable. AYe weave a thread
nf it each dav. and it becomes so strong ,
we cannot break it. i
Try to frequent the company of your <
betters in books and life. That is the <
most wholesome society. <
The tirst ingredient in conversation is
truth, the next good sense, the third
^ood humor, and the fourth wit.
Money and time are the heavy burdens j
of life, and the unhappiest of all mortals '
are those who have more of either than 1
they know how to use. ]
We must look downward as well as ;
upward in human life. Though many ^
have passed you in the race, there are t
many you have left behind.
He who is conscious of his ignorance,
viewing it in the light of misfortune, is (
more wise than one who mistakes super- ,
liciiil nnlisli for real knowledge. <
Try to bo happy in this very present
moment; and put not ofT being so to a
time to come; as though that time
should be of another make from this,
which is already come, and is ours.
It is but little that the wisest of us
can know or the ablest of us can do.
Modesty is becoming to all. and it is the
handmaiden of truth; but neither truth
nor modesty requires us to shun any
knowledge, however small. Let us
rather welcome it <rladlv. onlv endeavor
ing to add to it with every opportunity, J
mid to hold it .simply at its real worth. '
* J.
Photographing on Linen. '
A photographer says: ''There is this
feature about photo raphing on linen: *
You can wash ancV boil the work and it '
won't come out. There is some special
interest shown among society people just 1
now on this subject, because of some 1
napkins used at the banquet given o *
Henry Irving, the actor, before lie left ?
Lyndon. Ilis photo raph was on each 1
one, and of course it was intended as a |
souvenir for th guest to take away with
k:.? rriw. ,.:ii t
Him. 1111* oiiA. ui luiiiuiu; jiiiuiuu
From tlie negative. Ther will lie a rage ^
for it if it once get started, and people '
will have photographs printed on their
curtains and tidies, and in handkerchief
corners. The face of a beautiful young
lady on the corner of a gentlemen's
handkerchief would be much more 1
ittractive than a monogram or initial 1
letter, it would be just the thing for 1
liat linings and bands." The Detroit 'n
Free l're*H suggests that not the least of r
the advantages of such photographing t
would be that the wash would be t
promptly returned if the missing pieces t
ivere to haunt the wretched laundress t
with a vision of her customers. <
Li vine: Curiosities. i
Bearded ladies as a ride are ill-natured
ind demand the attention of a veritable **
juecn, says a showman. Giants are of an 1
;x<rcmely jealous temperament, and if 1
/ai MM.nt if\ wi one nf them up in arms I '
....... _
neution an opposition giant to him and f
:hen his temper is up. This rule, how- '
jver, applies to dwarfs, except th.it each
particular dwarf or midget imagines, and
would have you believe, he is tho smallest
creature alive. Those who are known as
Freaks of nature, or that are bereft of s
some limb, or gifted with more than ordinary
mortals, may be set down as exceptionally
crankv, and must be handled as
i?i..
LUiJUl'llJ
The least destructible portion of the
human body is the hair. In Egypt it
has been known to survive 4,000 years.
And tho Egyptian were not as careful of (
their hair, either, as are the women of the
present day. They never took it off at
night and hung it over the back of a
chair to prevent it from getting worn out.
?Norrivt<ncn lit raid. i
HOW APACHES HUNT DEER.
stmv&ra down the a statue, wrta
tsfils txbzxbss loptf.
rhc Penalty of tailing' to Sboot Thfc
QUarry?A SuccbMful Purt.uU th&t
I>a%tN sixty .Hilton;
An ex-frontiersman tells :i New York
Sim reporter how the Apache Indian
liunts the deer, lie says:
' When an Apache hunter goes out for
[i hunt lie dispenses with even the scant
attire he assumes in his ordinary daily |
walk in life. lie needs no dog, for his
nuick ove detccts the trail of the deer as
I -*i -
readily as the hound's does, no matter
ho.v keen its scent. Oil the trail, he follows
it as silently as a shadow, for he
knows he will soon come in sight of the
game, either feeding or lying at rest
amon the bushes. When he Bights the
deer he steals to within safe gunshot. If
the deer's head is turned away from the
hunter, the latter, first taking aim, shuffles
his foot on the ground. If the deer
is lying down it springs to its feet at the
sound, and wheels around facing the
direction from which the sound
came. If it is standing, it turns
around quickly. The Apache hunter is
always desirous of killing a deer by
shooting it as nearly in the center of the
forehead as lie can. So, when the deer
turns toward him. he fires at that spot.
TIiq mm is rarflv at fault, but sometimes
the deer is quicker to discover the cause
of its alarm than the hunter is to fire,and
turns for safety in flight. An Apache's
gun, also, not infrequently misses fire,
and the deer flees on the wings of the
wind. To permit a deer to escape after
it is once discovered is something that no
Apache hunter is expected to do, and it
is against their code to fire the second
time. The hunter, failing to kill his
game at the first attempt, must run it
down, and it is very rare that he fails in
this chase. As the deer starts away in
its flight, leaping from twenty to thirty
feet at a time, the Indian drops his gun,
and, with hideous yells, starts in pursuit.
The deer at first leaves the hunter far
behind, putting forth its greatest
efforts to that end. But its trail is as
plain to the Indian as a turnpike road is
to a white man. and he follows. As is
its nature, as soon as the deer is out of
sight and sound of threatening danger,
it stops and waits for developments.
The sight of the pursuing hunter starts
it on its way again. Every halt of this
kind tells against the deer, for it is not
of sufficient length to give it any beneficial
rest, and at every new start it is
stifTer and less active. The Indian never
halts. There are runners among the
Apaches who can mn for twenty-four
hours without a stop, and can make their
five miles every hour of the time. After
the deer has run for two or three hours,
its thirst prompts it to make for the
nearest water. This the relentless hunter
knows to he inevitable, and when the
deer reaches this stage of the chase the
Indian considers the victory won. There
is no hope for the deer after it stops to
drink, for it takes into its parched
stomach all it can. Having ladened
itself with this weight of water the deer
is unable to take long leaps, and cannot
extend its run between halts more than
half the former distance. The Indian's
tongue may hang swollen and white
from his mouth, and his mouth be as
dry as dust, and his stomach burning up
with heat, but he never stops to drink.
He scoops a handful of water from the
stream as lie dashes across it, and carries
it to his mouth, where he holds it a
moment and ejects it without taking a
swallow. If he is obliged to swim, he
lets the water run in his mouth, but
keeps it from his stomach.
"After running an hour or so, after
the deer has quenched its thirst, the Indian
knows it is time to find some evidence
of the animal's weakening. These
he is sure to find along the trail, in the
shape of blood spots on some rock where
the deer has tumbled on its knees, or a
patch of hair clinging to some sharp projection,
showing that the deer's strength
has failed so that it cannot turn quickly
out of the way of obstacles. Now the
Indian increases his speed. He knows
that the deer's racc is run. In time he
overtakes the deer, which is now loping
feebly aiong. A yell startles it into a
momentary burst of speed. Then, as if
appreciating tiie met mat u were useless
to prolong the race, it stops and turns
with all the defiance its exhausted nature
can assume, and awaits the approach of
the hunter. Sometimes, however, the
deer runs until it drops dead or dying
in its tracks. If it turns upon the
Indian, the latter keeps right on at
full speed, lie knows the deer can
do him no harm, its inclination to the
contrary notwithstanding. He seizes it
boldly, throws it to the ground with
wise, and cuts its throat. Without 11
moment's delay, whether the deer is dead
or dying, the Indian cuts from oehind
the fore shoulder a lurge piece of meat.
He sucks the warm blood from it and devours
the morsel, keeping constantly on
the move. If the carcass of the deer is
not too heavy, he throws it across his
shoulders and starts immediately for
home. He does not rest a moment, for
fear of becoming too stiff to i.iake the
return trip. If the deer is too heavy for
him to carry, he cuts out the choicest
parts, hides the remainder in a secure
place, and brings in the former. In this
case another member of the tribe is selected
to take his back track on the arrival
of the hunter in camp, and briug in
the venison left behind.
"If a deer is young an Apache hunter
ii ill run it flrvwn vvitltin ft rltRtunpfl rtf
sixty miles, but they have been known
lo prolong a chase for 100 miles. The
course taken is always devious and circuitous,
and may end within n mile or so
3f the starting place."
Women as Oyster Shuckers.
The female shuckers who pick out the
urger part of oyster meat at the Fair
Haven shops have had plenty to do the
past season. There 1ms been a good demand
for stock, and in some of the
;hops the people have worked overtime.
The stock has been in good order, so
:hat the shuckers have not had much
rouble in their work. Shuckers make
from six to thirteen dollars per week.
,\t the opening of the season some dealers
paid three and one-half cents per
piart for opening, but the general rate
it present is three cents, the same as last
rear. The shuckers begin work at 7
/clock in the morning and leave oil at
loon, excepting on Thursday and Frilay,
when they work until :t o'clock
in the afternoon, the largest shipnents
of the week being made on those
wo days. The shuckers furnish knives,
lammers, and cracking irons. Most of
<> mon-wiil flnniP h.'lVl' tl CT
,UU VtUIUUll ttiv, lumtavM) L'./u.w ..... 0
worked twenty years for one firm. Some
an shuck one hundred quarts in ten
lours. The shuckers measure the meats
>y beer measure, and dealers sell stock
>y wine measure The Providence
tfiuckers are all men. Virginia plants
ind native stock open much easier than
Virginia oysters, the latter having very
hick shells, which are hard to crack,
'rovidence sharkers open by the stabling
process, driving the knife between
he shells upon one side. Women are
lot strong enough to shuck oysters in |
his manner. At Fair Haven the thin |
nd of the oyster is placed on a crncking
ron attached to a block of wood, and
he little iron hammer with two or three
(lows knocks off the end of the shell, so
hat the thick, strong oyster knife is
asily inserted between the shells, and
>y a dexterous twist the oyster is opened.
?j\eir iittct'i) /'maul to in.
The Root of All Evil. |
A terrible alTaii: recently happened in j
>ueblu. An employee of the railroad i
nought home all his savings, $2<>0, in
mnk bills, as a surprise to show his wife, j
vho did not know he had that amount of
noney. Hearing the approach of the
rain he put them on the table and ran
o his work and his wife went to the door
0 look after him. During her absence
heir little three-year-old daughter
irawled up to the table and seeing the
oil of bright-colored paper threw them
n the fire. The father on his return on
earning of the loss struck the child such
1 terrible blow as to kill it, and that
light, filled with remorse, cast himself
inder the wheels of a train and eomnitted
suicide. The mother became inline
ami is now in the asylum.? Galveston
Kelts.
How She Kept Dry. ;
"Awful big, wet rain, wasn't it?"
"One of the dampest I ever saw. I got |
oaking wet."
"Did you?"
"Yes; didn't von?"
"No."
"Did you have an umbrella?"
"No."
amor?"
Vjuo. umw* .
"No."
"That's funny. How did you keep
iry?"
"Staid in the house."
"Oh! ! !"?Merchant-Traveler.
The " poets' scorner" in ft newspaper
s usually the editor.?Rochester ExprM. \
gv, ^
'
? SELECT
8IFTING8.
Thert tr? thrw cent#' worth of gold in
ertry toil of set wattr.
The weight of the fetaale cranium is
about one-seventh less than that of the
male.
Mahogany was first brought to Englund
in 1595, but did not come into general
use until 1720.
The famous lake dwellers, of Switzerland,
were discovered in 1855 by Dr.
Keller, who sjwnt ten years in studying
them.
The smallest pony in the world is the
pet of the Baroness Burdett-Coutts-Bartlett.
He is five years of age and stands
thirteen inches high.
Scioio Africanus the Youncrer is said to
have been the first Ronan who shaved
daily. Sicilian barbers first appeared in
Rome about 800 B. 0.
With a stick held in his teeth Manly
Shotwell, of Ann Arbor, sends telegraphic
messages at the rate of seventeen words a
minute, He has lost the use of his arms.
Two of the children of a Swedish
couple who live near Sioux Falls, Dakota,
are pefect Albinos, while the others
are ordinary fair-haired children. One
of the Albinos is it boy, the other a girl.
In Normandy, if any one of the family
be absent when the cake is cut on
Twelfth-night, his share is carefully put
by. If he remains well, it is believed
that the cake continues fresh; if ill, it
begins to be moist; if he dies, the cake
spoils.
A tumulus at Taplow, Eng., was recently
opened and found to contain a
body apparently buried during the Saxon
period, a shield, two drinking horns,
several articles of jewelry, and a quan
tity of gold fringe which hnd apparently
served as frilling for the corpse.
When an Egyptian has a "sty" on the
eye-lid he does not resort to iodine as
might a dog of an unbeliever, but he betakes
himself to seven different women
named Fatima, begs a morsel of bread
from each, and is cured. Fortunately
ladies named Fatima are common in the
land of the Pharaohs.
A Dr. Granville writes to the London
Time?: "Many persona who are not by
habit 'dreamers,' are dreaming a great
deal just now and wondering why they
do so. The answer is very simple. When
cold weather sets in suddenly and is
much felt at night, the head, which is
uncovered, has the blood supplied to it
driven from the surface to the deep parts,
notably the brain?the organ of the mind.
The results are light sleep and dreams.
rr>i t...i A.. i?
i lie UUV1UUB ICUiCUJ IS iu nvai c* jh^ui,cap
or wrap the head warmly, at least
while the cold weather lasts. I believe
we of this generation suffer more from
brain troubles than our predecessors because
we leave the head exposed at night
und the blood vessels of our cerebral organs
are seldom unloaded."
What a Penny Will Bny in London.
Do you know what can bo bought for
one penny in the streets of London? inquires
u correspondent of the Chicago
Times. No. Well, then, go with me
and stroll down St. Paul's churchyard
into Ludgate hill, through Temple bar,
down Fleet street, and into the Strand,
and I guarantee you that in fifteen minutes'
walk you will acquire a more varied
stock of merchandise at one penny per
object than the divine William had in
mind when he caused Hamlet to ob,
serve: "There are more things in heaven
and earth than are dreamt of in your
philosophy, Horatio."
? " * '' ^ - * - ? J iU?
Here, opposite tnc sooi-si.uueu uuihdral,
we meet on the corner a flowergirl
who pressed ur. to buy a 1 "nosegay;"
"bunch o' rosc9, sir, only a penny!" 'Ave
a nice bunch, sir, only a penny!" You
invest your copper, pin tho three big
roses in your button-hole, and march onward
conquering and to conquer. At
the "top" of Ludgate hill, a ragged woI
man, barefooted and red-nosca,.an infant
in her arms, and three dirty brats tugging
at her bedraggled skirts, attacks
' you. She extends two boxes of matches
toward you with the cry, piteously
plaintive: "Lights! sir, two boxes o'
matches, only a penny, sir! buy a box,
sir, only ha'penny, sir!" You pull out a
second copper, pocket your two boxes of
"lights," feeling very virtuous at having
aided to clothe the naked and All the
hungry mouths of London poor. At the
next step you are boarded by the man
who sells key rings, "oniy a penny."
Then you successfully encounter sellers
-' a/ rili s\t- r\r+yt\ nil O nf
Ul jJJUlUlV uuuivn, U1 v>
bananas,of apples, of peaches,of oranges,
of candies, and hundreds of other commodities
more or less undesirable. By this
time you have reached the stately dragon
which prances on top of the monument,
marking the spot where formerly
stood famous Temple bar. You stop to
gaze at that gorgeous " animile,'' which
"was exceedingly rare," just like the
one which was "reconstructed from
them same bones" found in the celebrated '
Mr. Jones' family vault.
While gaping tit the monument a
gentleman of corn-killing proclivities approaches
with a bottle of specimens preserved
in alcohol, and resembling very
nearly u bottle of " mixed pickles." He
offers you a box of his infallible remedy
for the eradication of all corns, bunions,
wens, warts, etc.?price, "Only a penny,
sir!"'
At frequent intervals you stop to buy
a copy of the js'eict, or the Echo, or j
Moonshine, or Lloyd's ?ee/ay?cacn one
penny. These purchases are sandwiched
in with penny pipes, penny leadpencils,
penny penholders, ' 'a sponge for a penny,
sir!" shoebuttons, shoestrings, "three
pairs for one penny," penny neckties,
"little brown jugs, only one penny!"
}>enny pocket-c mbs, etc.# Becoming
lungry, you lunch on a penny bun and
& penny sausage, and make your dessert
oi! a penny stick of chewing gum. Then,
with a penny cigar in your mouth?
"genuine Havana"?you pursue the even
tenor of your way as jauntily us the illustrious
"Lardy Dah, of poetic fame, who
is always depicted with
In his mouth a. penny pick,
In his hand a penny stick,
And a penny in his pocket,
Lardy Dah! Lardy Dah!
And a penny in his pjeket, Lardy Dah!
Curiam Pennsylvania Statutes. I
It will probably be a surprising piece
of news to bakers that under the laws of
Pennsylvania they cannot collect a bill
for the sale of bread, says the Philadelphia
Item. The reason of this is that
the law provides that all broad shall be
sold by the pound, and that scales for
the purpose of weighing shall be kept on
the counter or in some other conspicuous
place in all bakeries. The law further
provides that unless the bread be
weighed the sale is illegal and the seller
I linlitn tn n find nf llilO find Costs for L'UCh
offense, and that one-half of this sum
shall go to the informer. The proprietor
of every bakery in Philadelphia is
liable to arrest, as in no case is bread
sold by the pound, but by the loaf.
There is a city ordinance also which
directs that all oysters arriving in Philadelphia
shall be sold by the hundred,
and in no other way. At present all
oysters on the wharves are sold by the
barrel, and it is asserted by lawyers that,
no debt contracted under this method of
sale is legal. When it is considered that
I there are not less than $100,000 worth of
j oysters sold daily on the wharves and
boats of Philadelphia, two-thirds of
which are taken on credit, the importance
of the law on this subject will be
appreciated.
In both the cases of bread and oysters,
i says the Item, the laws arc a dead letter,
! but in civil actions they would be suf!
ficient to nonsuit the claimants of debts
j contracted by such sales, without regard
| to the justice of the claim.
A Telephone Trick.
I To a barrister's clerk in Birmingham.
England, belongs the credit of showing
how fraudulent ingenuity adapts itself
to new conditions, and the robbery of his
master through the telephone, for which
he is now "wanted," was a very clever
piece of criminal work. He connected
the telephone with a friend of his employer,
successfully imitated the voice of
his master, and asked for the loan of
some money, adding that the clerk would
be sent to fetch it. Then, by forging a I
- - .1-- i ,v,? |
I telegram 10 C1UI IUU imiiimi niiu iui,
country, he gained plenty of time to put.
long distances between the three parties
concerned, and insured a postponement
of the discovery of the fraud.
Ills Share.
' Well, old fellow, I hear that your
grandmother is dead. "Yes." replied
'old fellow,' somewhat sadly, "she died
yesterday." "It 16 the way of the world.
We must all die sometime, and the old
lndy was well advanced in years. She
left a last will and testament, of course?
I have understood that she was very
wealthy." "Oh, yes, she left a will and
testament," still more sadly. "You were
always a favorite of hers. Your name j
was mentioned, of courser' Yes," he re- j
plied, and here the tears began to stream '
down his chceke, "my name was men-!
' tioned. I am to have the testament." | f
A LKAP-YEA.R EPIS ODX.
Can I forget that winter night ^
In eighteen eighty-four, ]|
Wb? Nellie, charming little sprite,
Caine tapping at the door? ?
"Good-evening, inisa,"I Dlushingsaid d
For in my heart I knew? <1
And, knowing,hung my pretty head?
That Nellie came to woo:
Sbe clasped my big, red hand, and fell ?
Adown upon her kneos, n
And cried: "You know I love you well, a
So be my husband, please!" n
And then she swore she'd ever t>e | ?
A tender wife and true? j ^
Ah, what delight it was to me g
That Nellie came to woo! *
I
She'd lace my shoes and darn my hose
And mend my shirts, she said,
And grease my comely Roman noea I jj
Each night on going to bed: 0
She'd build the fires and fetch the ooal.
And f-plif. the kindling, too? t
Love's perjuries o'erwhelmed her soul '
When Nellie came to woo. c
And as I, blushing, gave no cheok
To her advances rash, jShe
twined her arms about my neck,
And toyed with my mustache;
And then she pleaded for a kiss, ^
While I? what could I do ]
But coyly yield to that blLss s
When Nellie came to wool j
I am engaged, and proudly wear
A gorgeous uibluouu rmg, l
And I shall wed my lover fair
Some timo in gentle spring. j
I face my doom without a sigh? I
And so, foreooth, would you, jIf
you but loved as fond as I. ?
And Nellie came to woo. 1
?Chicago News. t
HUMOR OF THE DAY. i
I
O'er true tails?Hair.
A deer child?A fawn.
Coats of arms?Sleeves. ,
Flooral decorations?Rugs.
A stuck-up man?The taffy maker. I
Niagara falls. Well, you wouldn't ex- |
pect it to run up hill, would you?? |
Rochester Post.
A joint resolution?The determination j
of the landlady to have a leg of mutton
for dinner.?Lowell Courier.
The Washington Hatchet, announces
that prose and verse will be paid for at
the regular rates, and that "the rate for
verse is death."
Barnum'a white elephant cost him
$200,000. Many more costly white elephants
have been owned in this country. 1
?Lowell Courier.
A Frenchman is teaching a donkey to
talk. What we want in this country is 1
a man who will teach donkeys not to
talk.?Boston Post.
"Dig him out! Dig him out!" said
the wife of the man who got buried by
a caving well; "he's got at least six
dollars in his pocket."
The London World tells of a new con- |
trivance to make ladies taller. The ladies
have contrivances enough for making
men short.?New York World.
Professor Swing savs that "poetry
arises from the fact that a man likes to
see two things at ortce." And yet all
inebriates are not poets. ? Graphic.
An exchange advises bread and milk
Eoultices as a cure for scratches. Young
usbands will do well to note this down
in their diaries, for future reference.?
Burlington Free Press.
Making a young man a clerk in a dry
goods store, it is said, knocks all thoughts
of matrimony out of his head. He not
only learns what it costs to dress a woman,
but he realizes how they can talk.
The christening of an infant archduch???
Auo+ma Art/Mirrfl/] lotnlv Thp fapf
COO Ui iLUJtl Hb wvmivu lUbVAj . AMW
came by cable. The name of the royal
infant will be sent over by steamer as
soon as the royal secretaries get it copied.
In a railway carriage: Guibollard
asks, very politely, "Madame, does smoking
trouble you?" 4:Oh, yes, monsieur;
not ordinarily, but to-day?" "Ah!
madame," replies Guibollard, in a very
sympathetic tone, ''how much you ara
about to suffer!"
"Yes," said one tramp to another, "I've
got tired of packing around from one
hotel to anotner and I've taken a flat.
.Fine air, gooa view 01 me nver, uicm,y |
of room and privilege of the batn, but
come down and see for yourself," and he
led the way to a water-logged coal barge.
?Saturday Night.
Are poets fickle and inconsistent? Are
they sordid, selfish, ungrateful, and like
the cold and heartless, dull and prosaic
world which surrounds them? Why did
Ella Wheeler write: "I do not love him ;
in the old fond way?" or if she must |
write it, why did she wait till the ice
creaui season was over??Chicago Sun.
Mono Never to Return.
Gahdixkk, Me.?Mr. Daniel Gray, a I
prominent lumber merchant, writes that j
his wife had severe rheumatic pains; so j
severe as to render her unable to sleep, j
From the first application of the famous [
German Remedy, St. Jacobs Oil, she ex- |
perienced unspeakable relief, and in two
hours the pain had entirely ?onc.
1
One-third the amount of fine ochre an- i
nually used in the United States comes !
from n deposit at Bermuda, Ya., from
which 1,000 tons are annually taken.
For dtbpepsia, indigestion, depression of spirits
and general debility in their various forms,
also as a pri^ entive against fever and ague and
other intermittent fevers, the "Ferro-Phosphorated
Elixir of Calisaya," made by Caswell
Hazard & Co., New York, and sold by all Drug'
joists, is the best tonic ; and for patients recover
ing from fever or other sickness it haB no equal
Fitted out for the season. Dresses, cloaks,
coats, stockings, and all garments can be
colored successfully with the Diamond Dyes, j
Fashionable colors. Only 10c. at druggists.
Weds, Richardson & do,, Burlington, Vt.
C. F**'.ay, city marshal, 243 Broadway, N.
Y?, -ays: "l had rheumatio gout twenty
ytArs; tried everything; now take Dr. Elmore's
R.-G. It has cured mj crippled feet,
and beats all other medicines and treatments
in the world."
Mothers, the best dressing for children's '
bair is Carboline, made from nure petrol- |
euni, thoroughly deodorized aud delUbtrully |
perfumea. It makes the little ones bair soft,
Uiicy and glossy; it also eradicates dandruff, 1
Decline oOlnn.
Weakness, 1 ysre|sin, Impotence. Sernal
debility,cured by U ell's Health Renewer. $1. ;
I
Wakefulness at night is a terror. Samari- j
fan Nervine cures it. and hence is a blessing. |
J. W. Thornton, of Claiboru, Miss., says:
"Samaritan Nervine cured my son of fits."
Is your liver sound.' 103-page book free.
Address Dr. Sanford,24Duane st.,NewYork.
" Itoitgll on CoiikI.h."
Ask for "Rough on Coughs,'' for Coughs,
Colds, Sore Throat, Hoarseness. Troches 15c.
MW.
THK KAHlt, FIl.Ln A\II PIRFSIDE hOi nn
oub of having itH olrculatlon moiv widely extended ainl
announce another award of 800.000 to br made M:iv 1:
subscribers. Theawnd of 840,000 Just compleUil tiv
we will carry out and fulilll to the litter the promises h<
AND FIRESIDE iiw the lar-cent everattaliie.l In
aU l I 00,000 more warty KilliHi'ilU'r*, to our already 1
distribute the 830.000 that we shall ({ft for the .fa ol
coining year. This new award will becoiuliic>e,l i.i a -11
ember Forty Thousand Dollar* In the lint a's.ir.l live
ThoU9:ind Dollar Hoiids. In our now awanl to l>e m i le
inoro numerous and costly presents. tnereliy In* nior
than for one or two person-) to Kct the bulk of the award
FOR OltiTXS
We will enterjrour name on our subscription lxi >L'< and
FARM, FlCLD AND FIRESIDE regularly foro
colpt which will entitle the holder to ONE of the follow
The List of Presents to I
W U. S, Government Hond* of SlUOeaoh $?*??
!0 U. 3. Greenback* or $1'D each ... ijoo
1 U. 3. Government 11,m l I'Xl
M U. 3. Greenbacks of J'jO each I'*?J
60 U. S. Greenback.'). e.irh lOuU
inn rr ? 8Hiei-h ID 0
ilOO U. S. Urecnba ks. 3-> oach BW
6 (Jrand l'arlor?Jivui" '0?u
3 Oram! l'ianoj WW
1 Twonty-FootSlooii Sail-Boat 'JO')
1 Hob Hoy h'lfteenroot Canoe 1<?I
1 Four-Oared Kow-Boat. lifl
1 Columbia Bicycle 100
2 I'baetous frw
6 Top Buggies 100)
6 Elegant Black Silk Dress Patterns 200
2 Village Carts W i
6 Best Singer Hewing Machines 'AVI ;
2 Raw Silk l'arlor Suits 4o0
3 Plush silk l'arlor Suits ?>? '
B Silver Dinner Services ,Vk)
1 Black Walnut Marble Top ChamberSult
100 Set Solid Silver Teaspoons?<t to the set 600 .
Al?o, 00,000 OTHER USEFUL AND VALUABLE
BO*ti'af ^ch'anit^every ONE HUNDRE!
ono who subscribes tothe FARM FIELD AND FIR
page elegant ami enlarged paper for one year, and a v.Jt
to $1 000. < >ur pnner lias mnv the largest circulation o
enough, we want 200 000 yearly subscribers. W'ehnv
to our subscribers, all ol which was carrird out and fu
receiver- in the oilier column.
All of the utxive presents will be awarded May 1st. In
responsible anil reliable eitjmis of good character and *1
tanre will have present* sent to them bv mail, exprc s or
THE ONH DOLiU/VR. which you
subscription and therefore we charge nothing for the pre
formeroftur you kIioiiUI not l<-t this np|>ortiiiiity go hy. \
will remain a" regulir Mihserlticr, and way withother- llu
YOUR SUBSCRIPTION FREE. (jetiWof v.mc frie
them. Spn'i u? 1 we will send you the ARM, F
bered receipt for eaeh of yoursubscribersand une extra 1
SKMI li:\ simscitlllKII't vrlth SlOani we
celprs. We will mall th" extra copy of the paper fur Ik
shall limit the number of new subscriptions to 100,000,
scrlptions early, a* many of the la*t award were too lut-j
THE FARM, FIELI
Is one of the oldest and ablest edited Family and Agriculti
one hundred and twelve columns: the paper is mag
now over oo.ooo d we are sure to receive the 10
present* will take place on May 1st. The FARM, FIE
try,something: never attempted by another paper In the '
and Agricultural Departments by the bes
Embroidery Work, Biographical Sketches of E
m family. Tho cr?nt Awara jusi rrwiuw ?..
that we hav? capital enoiiith to carry out ana fulfil! any <
ONLY ONE DOLLAR ?
ncriptlon price. A* to our reliability we refer to anv
Money In itums of 81 may be seat In ordinary letter at (
I DEMEM8ER these are Presents to our Su
* ances and neighbors, as It will not app
traordlnary offer. Address
5 The FARM, FIELD & Fi
-Vi; '/
Mr.
Teet, Springfield, Mass., writes April io, n
383, saying: [H
"Having the affliction caused by kidney D
nd liver diseases, and after enduring the H
ches, pains, weakness and depression inol- U
ent thereto until body and soul were nearly H
istracted, I bought for relief and a cure [a
rom my trouble, and was told bv a friend Ifi
rho had been cured by it himself, that the H
est and only sure cure was Hunt's Remedy. H
nd upon his recommendation I commenced H
iking it, and the first few doses improved
ly condition in a very marked manner, and H
continuance of its use has justified all that [I
jy friends claimed for It?that it was a M
ure and permanent core ior au diseases or n
he kidneys and liver. Several of my friends H
i Springfield have used It with tne most m
ratifying re suite, and I feel it my duty as I
rell as a pleasure to me to recommend Hunt's I
lemedy in the highest possible terms," I
Manufacturer's Tentliiionjr. a
Mr. H. W. Payne, manufacturer of har
ess, saddlery, trunks, valisetf, eta, No. I
77 Main street, Springfield, Mass., writes us < I
inder date of April 10, 1M:
"Gentlemen?I have used Hunt's Remedy, |g
he b?st medicine for diseases of the kidneys, '|jj
iver, bladder and urinary organs, and have ^
ecelved great benefit to my health from its
iB?, and 1 find that it will do just what is
ilaimed for it; it will cure disease and retore
health. I therefore pronounce it the /J
>est niodicine that I have ever used." H
Ronton nnd Albany Railroad. "
Albert Holt, Esq., paymaster Boston and
Albany railroad, at Springfield, Mass.,
vrites April S-'J, 188 ': "I have used Hunt's I
Remedy, and rny experience with it has been
uch that I can cheerfully say that I am j
satisfied that It will do just what it promises I
o do, if used according to directions," ! jf
A 5,000-POUND clock is to be put in the na 11
ional capital 1
Who haa not seen the fair, fresh young
firl transformed in a few months into the w
- ? mi U
Joie, haggard, dispirited womauf jlubbi*!*' , *
ing eyes are dimmed, and the ringing laugh j g
leard no more. Too often the causes are *
lisordera of the system which Dr. Pierce's __
' Favorite Prescription " would remedy in a f
ihort time. Remember, that the "Favorite I,
Prescription" will unfailingly core all "fo
nale weaknesses," and restore health and H
jeauty. By all druggists. Send three stamps
'or Dr. Pierce's treatise on Diseases on
Women (90 pages). Address World's Modi- H
aU Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
Illinois has 400 cheese factories and cream- W
jries. L
Does your heart ever seem to stop and you I
'eel a death-like sensation, do you have sharp E
pains in the region of your heart?you have I
iieart disease. Try Dr. Graves' Heart Regit- 2
a tor. $1 per bottle. B
Half the ills we hoard in our hearts are J
Ills because we hoard them. p
If you feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, have K
frequent headache, mouth tastes bad, poor
appetite, tongue coated, you are suffering .
from torpid liver, or " biliousness " Noth- i
ing will cure you so speedily and perma- <
nently as Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Dis- j
covery." By all druggists. I
It is upon the smooth ice we flip; the
roughest path is the safest.
"We know heart disease can be cured, [
whyl Because, thousands say they have n
used Dr. Graves' Heart Regulator, aud know
it does cure."?Plympton News. $1 per
bottle at druggists.
Truth and confidence are the only basis on
which we can rest. J
The Billon* ,
Dyspeptic or constipated, should addrec, ^
with two stamps for pamphlet. World's Dia- ?
pensary Medioal Association, Buffalo, N. Y. 1
So long as we live in this world we cannot
be without trouble.
Wolnnt LmT Hair Bntorer.
It is entirely different from all others. It I
is as clear as water, and as its name indicates i
is a perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. It will *
immediately free the head from all dandruff,
restore gmy hair to its natural color, and] to- I j
duce a new growth where it has fallen off. It ^
does aot in any manner affect the health. ;
which sulphur, sugar of lead and nitrate ol | Z
silver preparations have done. It will change
light or faded hair in a few days to a beauti- '
ful glossy brown. Ask your druggist for it. I
Earn bottle is warranted. Smith, Kline & |
CO., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, Pa., c
and C. N. CBrrrayTO??, New York. u
Petro'enm V. Nnaby.
D. R. Locke, Petroleum V. Nasby, editor bi
Toledo Blade, writes: " I had on aforeflnger ?
of my right band one of those pleasant pets, r
a 'run-round.' Tha finder became inflamed J,
to a degree unbearable and swollen to nearly ?
twice its natural size. A friend gave me Henry's
Carbolic Salve, and in twenty min- .
utes the pain had so much subsided as to give r
me a fail* night's res!:, which I had not had !
before for a week. The inilammation left the | I
finger in a day. I consider i: a most valuable
article."
T- will kn fminH f-.hp t{A var- I
Ill UUUIUUI tuiuuiu nu? Wivv.? ? , v
tisement of the Farm, Field and Fireside, '
offering $50,000 in presents to new sub3crib- |
ers. This publication ranks among tne be.it ;
and handsomeBt of family and agricultural
papers, and its proprietors are fully able to
carry out any offer they may make. An
award of $40,000 was made in December to
its subscribers, all of which was carried out
as shown by the names and addresses, in
the advertisement, of some of the receivers.
Twenty-Five Per Cent. Stronger thu any
Other Bntter Color.
Burlington, Vt., May 3,16?a.
1 hereby certify that I have examined the | I
Butter Color prepared by Wells, Richardson j i
& Co., and that the same is free from alkali | '
or any other substance injurious to health; i
that I have compared it with some of the I ?
be t of the other Butter Colors in the market | ?
and find it to be more than twenty-five per i 4
oent. stronger in color than the best of the ! *
others.
1 am satisfied that it is not liable to become : /
rancid, or in any way to injure the butter. I ! J
have examined it after two months'free'ex- f(
posure to the air in a place 1 able to large b
changes of temperature, and found no trace j
of rancidity, while oiher kinds similarly ex- t
postd l>ecanie rancid. A. H. SABiN.
i'rof. Chemistry, University of Vermont.
r lama non-believer in Patent Medicines, 1 I
but having experienced marked relief from , |
Kasal Catarrh and hoarseness by the use of !
Ely's Cream Balm, I can recommend it to |
those suffering from this loathsome complaint
and to those afflicted with hoarseness (,
or stoppage ot the throat so annoying to b
singers and clergymen.?Louis 5. Philllu, |
142? N. Y. avenue, N. W?.?."ashington, D.v. 11
(Price 50 cents.) * |"
.Mother Hwnn's Worm Syrup.
Infalliole, tasteless, harm loss, cathartic; for j t
feverisbness, restlessness, worms, coosLipa- I 1
tion. ?Jc.
Consumptives given up by doctors hare |
been cured by Piso's Cure, 25 oents.
Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffener, the only in- <
ven tion that makes old boots straight as new. ;
DTEE'S BEARD KMI1E
int. W|4 H r'fcrrn I
L.A.L. SMITH A CO.Ti?rmUh f JtUw,*ill.
photographic apparatus- i
Complete, only ii?c., postpaid.' It contains all the needed
i lii'm cals fi r working. LTerybod* wants one. Any boy j 1
orifirl ennmnkeatrood photograph at once. AddtesAev
erythingtoC. B. Thurber.Pub., D. IS. Bay Shore, N.Y j <
fpKk PATENTS ri?: !;
\tuii%\vm i tli i 0rs^:!
Vtarribe puur intention. Send 2 stamps for M)p. Book on I
I'atenU, j. BIKQUAM, Pal. Latcyrr, tt'aihtngton, DC.
i^r^^no,p Land near B.K., in Pecos Co. ?exas,
h4Q Price II per a. Title, direct fror.' State, J
V *V to purchaser. Kancbes, and Lands for i
APDCC sale elsewhere in the State. Best bank 1
ftUnCO reference, and protection given. J. 8.
i luw it(k 181 Vina St. Clncln'tl.O. ;
/Ik M I'AVS for a Life Scholarship in tun J
11 Jm f| C'olcinnn Businesn College. .
' k Z1 I Newark, >Vw Jersey. Posit ioni for 1 ,*
I 1 graduates. National patronage. Write i I:
W m tof C'rri)1?rvt-H. rOLKMANACQ. ! ?
PHOENIX Pictobal will core yoor couga. Price26o. j,
,4 gents Wanted for_the Best^ and Faitest^ielling ;
XV Pictorial Koolts ana uioies. rnces rvuaceu umi ,
cent. National PunLiamNO Co.. Philadelphia. Pa. [
Uamphor .Milk la tUu beat Lipim?nt. Pnceiiicenti
^1T1 Jbj return mail. Fall Df~Hpilo? |
L || la li Sfoody'a Xew Tailor *vatcm of 1
X XI/JUUi)reM Cutting HOODf * CO, UaataaaU. 0.
NPRESENTS G
tIR SECOND AWARD! This Off(
w over 100.000 actual autworlliers Being duilr- :
incrt-an-il to over 200,000. the proprietors again 1 r
>t. IMi. when thev will have secured another 100,000 A |
iin fully calaMl-he:* our reputation .iud the fact that
n-ili ill iilc. The circulation of the FARM, FIELD
any iMi?-Tnflt< kind In the world. V.V still want to
aiV Ii-r. ?iul In order to M-cure them propone to yiri
'luiv.'i li-iri^ ?|iui-r hii'I oiirprotlts in tin- paper for the * *
nilnr in inner .i? our l.??t wherein we gave hwav In lie- Sf.
li,* - no iv.-civeil lli? Kriinil pnneiitit or the Klve One I
i i Mu> l-t. weliuvi u linger numh--r or c.i?h prizusand
u i>iiportuultie? 11 the ma.ne> to secure ii j;.>od present X I'J
. Wo are positive that this plan id bolter than our last. | <>],
null von th>' lien edition -enlarge11 > '3t pages?of the | 4 ,
ni'Vcai :in I iminiHiiately h^iuI n Print**'! Numb-red Kenit?
riven t* lu Ihj jcivtfiiftwuy May Int. 1&K4: Ua
3e Given Our Subscribers: !??
pt) Solid Silver Table Spoon* ' j
10) S.ili I Silver Desert S|h>oiis 200 *
100 Set* Sliver Fork* i# I" til'- Set) W# 1NU"
100 Sew Sliver i'lilted Uilllier Knives (dto ttitfset) itfo ; ,je|
1?K) SilverSii,rir slielU. SO V?T?
1p Silver lev I "it 'it-rs I'D
10^) i'lmiii^rcli Alii ihi.i. i;each woo 1 I*f.
1. ?> i |'?-k-; Sliver FiUl; Knlveii IMO'viij
1000 Ueiitlemeir* I'oeket Knives 1000 |
20 Uentiei?en'? il lid Watches. 1W0 ; ?*.
JO Ladle*' O-M UV.eliel WW | IU.
20 Boys- Watches 200
3 Solitaire Diamond Fiwcer Kings 400
2.rj00 KlesraJit <)!< <i(?r.ip-i Pictures. 1200 Gr
500 lilies* (lolil I.oeket-t 800 V?,,
Wi fioiii Plniji r Hinirs 6oo
400 I^uIImk' Breast 1'ins 400 Mr
2U0 i!eritlemen'? Scarf iMns und Watch Chaini.. 200
ion) Kine Mounted Oil Rilntlntfs (14x22; 2000 .....
500 Beautiful Nickel Clocks 3000 * U '
109 Microscopes W0 em
100 M.iirle Lmteriu m*j (.
101 TeleSCO|>e3 520 '
PRESENTS. tumtinsrin value from 25c to $1 each, ' '
D THOUSAND PRESENTS, v'
ESIDE for one year will receive our twenty-eight v i * i
table present. rniik'ln.' in value from twenty tlve cents ' '
f any palter of its kind In tile world. But this Is not "s?
e Just completed an award of Forty Thousand Dollars (J,.
Hilled to the letter of our promise. See tho naraea of
afalr and impartial manner hv a committee of three I Vlr
freight as nny !> re piuv 1 liv tin1 article awarded. 1
send us l< tile '.v.'ula.- -I'liscnption price for a yearly U51
sent*. If you luve railed to take advantage of our I)el
VV lielieve iliity..11 will like oiirjiaperso we I that you I ^ ,
it von W..UI.I i?>t 1> W.t'iout It for live times thfnwt ' **o
nils to join r ni liv cuttiai; thii out and showing it to XC.'
IELD AND FIRESIDE for one year, anil a mini- ,
lor vour truilMe. , __.
will scud | 2 i-'.ibscnptionsnndtwelvenumbered re. six
extra receipt to any one voti may deMimit... We \ |" V
<n'we would advl?e nil our friends to forward sub- ' |\"
to i?eta Numbered Hcceipt. ,
I> AND FIRESIDE"!
ir.il papers. It contain* twonty-elghtlarifo pa?88. unc'we
ar.ine (onn.bouiul.FtitchHl nn?l cut. 11** circulation H
0,000 culled for nt the time su.anil the distribution ??f
LD AND FIRESIDE ha>elegantly illustrated covers elm
world SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE. 8torles. Sketcl
t Contributors of the day, n< *<sii n* ?n liiuGtm
miacnt Mou and Woman, It chort. It contains that w
nt we have fulfilled our agreement to the letter. Our reputat
iffer we mav make.
iire* the FiVft.IV:, FIEIiD VKIVID FI1
eipt, which will entitle von to one of the present* In the SCO
Bank or Express Company in Cliicaco and the C'ominercli
,ur risk; larger turns should be sent ov Registered Letter, l
bscrlhers given to them absolutely Free. Cut t
ear again. This Is a great opportunity and y<
RESIDE^8^andolphS^
?^a THE GREATGERMAN
fl "? REMEDY
SlFORraiN.
Relieves And cvrtt
721 KHEUJUTISM,
Neural*!*,
Sciatica, Lumbago,
J BACKACH*, *
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SortMM, Cut*, BrulMC,
? _ J mOSTBITXS,
BURNS, SGAUM, '
j Attd ?11 otber^odlly aeb?
FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE
Hn^HwHfiv jto^H gold by B)i Drottteta md
n^n^ppjflQ^u^^ Dealers. Direction* la 11
i mir /ritiSlh K The Charles A. Vogekr Co.
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8A the#e HortelMter^i
S^m okBu. the chief in merit *nd
\MV MO W|g the moat pop a 1st
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m?lar?l fpyer^UTOt
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refunded e? the par
Si Yref&S &SR1'
I g S" Dni(MtI?t? end De*J
a Bl Ml g ^ era generally.
*ATA RRH ELY'S CBEAMBALM
|B|MPP^ 7!?^KHBvh?n applied by the (In
lK>.*LY S.^Vict Into the noatrili
W&nEAM BM.^rlwi11 b??bs?^?d. *<><*
I CflTU - CI IDrrCOU'l ntI1Jr cI?*n*in? the head
I RQSe^fPtiiypi,. 'H lofcaUrThal virus, cu?
^ADlln3 heAjtLJ socretlona.
UlVrn/rbHUM fefJlt?H?7ifnltamin?tJon.
WriK((I> tf^Protect?the membrane
CT. the naaal puufM
m / from additional ooldi,
f / -^n^HcompIeteljr heaJa the -J
ng-^ BWccrea and reirtonse taete
^ ind grae"- A ,p"
plication* where. A 4
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lAY-FEVERSs^'^S
&IOE SO OFWTR. BY MAIL OE AT DRUGGISTS.
ELY BROTH?jtM? OWEftO, N. Y.
sWpSh'S,"
I <5?VER FAUS^\ Spasms, ConvulIlkS^6lon8>
Falling
niFblMNl^ Sicknm,B.Yitu.
jjance, juconotiTHE
GREiT?lC syphiu*
** ^ * Scrofula, King*
i U P A II P I EvU, Ugly Blood
j H h II 1 C | Diseases, Dytpep*
.sia Nervousness,
WSBBus^
Terwus Weakness, Brain Worry, Blood Sorts,
lillousness, Costivencss, Nervoiia Prostration,
?idney Troubles and Irregularities. $1.00.
Snmplf! Te*t'.inoninU.
"Samaritan Nervine is doim* wonders."
Dr. J. 0. MrLemoin, Alexander City, Ala.
"I feel it my duty to recommend it."
Dr. D. V. Laughlin. Clyde, Knnitfc .
"It cured where phvulclnnc failed."
Kev. J. A. Edle, Beaver, Pa.
1^Correspondence frrc'y answered."^*
The Or. S. A. Richmon j f.ic:!. Co., St. Joseph, Mo,
For testimonials nn-i clrecTars asnrt stamp. CO
LtDrnggUtn. C. X. Critr?nton, Aorent, y. T *
-H*~ -& <$<j> (j
J f\ n This poroos plaster M.
f famous for Its qvkh.
and hoarty action la
31 AQTkD curing Lame Back,
I bl% Ph?r iH?nv Sdatioa,
rick In the Back, 8ide or Hip, Neuralgia, Stiff Joint!
id Xusclet, Bore Chert. Kidney Trouble* and oil pate*
: ache* either local or deep-Mated. It Soothe*, Strea?tfc
is and Stimulate* the pans. The virtue* of hop* coat
ned with frum?-cle*n and ready to apply. Superior* "
nlmenU, lotions and aalve*. Price 36 cent* or Him
LOO. Sold by drug- I ADPAT i
Xi"i&iSK?S A GREAT
Sj?cX?nV.?z SUCCESS
rietor*. Boston, Haas.
-H? <S^S> <$N$> ?(i
t7* The bert family pill made? iiawiej's Stomach and
Irc^Wll^^^^PlMSMiMn^tlonandeagr^^J^^
.AIW1WWLcsullng London Wcj* .
M lIUl lei an establishes *?'
Office fa New York
EfJ | . I fortlioCareof.
H I 1 EPILEPTIC FITS.
j?J A A IWAom^m^TournaZflfJtedletiW
Dr. Ab. Huerolu (lata of London), ?bo makMftapa*
laity of Epilepsy, baa without doubt trcatad and cored
i.?re cases than any other living Dhjrslclan. BIssoccMf
.as simply been astonishing; wo navo heard of cases oC
ver so years' standing successfully cared by mm. E?
. t? published a work on this disease, which bo scuds
|rh a large bottle of his wonderful euro freo to any sof.
r? r who may send their express and P. 0. Addross >*'
i\ :.?? nnv one wishing aenre to address
^ be. AB. fr'o. DO John 8t>, Hew Tot
FRAZER
AXLE GREASE 1
Best In (be world. Get the genuine. Every
aciiage ha* our trade-mark and la B?rMW
Vaxer'a. SOLJ)_ tVEKYWHKKJi.
SDIELMORES^ K. G. la the quickest, pleastatM*
ty>s. knr.ft and beet remedy for kidney.
,,Tal? bladder and blood
yCAyc ciieaaee, and only real ca rati re em
diacorered tar acat* and cbroolo
theumatigm. goat, lumbago, *oiat^*5"
ica, neuralgia, eto. Haacnred bop?.
tea oaaea Bright'* disease and dyipeptia in 3 week* all
ormaof rheumatic diaorderain J to 13 weeka?relierea
iflammatotr in 1 day. Can refer to hundreds of ralifc.
ile people cored wbo had tried in rain ererythinxeUo.
>urely botanic, harmleae, and nice to Irink. Alt yoar
Iruggitt to get it; if be decline* send to u* for It?lake
iQtSlngelge. Elmore. Adama A Go.. 106 William ?t..W.T
BSTABT.imbn) 1878.
NO AGENTS _^PR0FIT8!
? ?:? U?ki.MM Inn C9fl
new dewing mauiuiieo iui v*-*#.
Guaranteed podttrely new and thoroughly flut ?ly
i every particular. Warranted for nve gwn. 0?
0 returned at oar expense if mt as represented. ,
Freights paid by me to all point*.
1 C.J0HNS0N, 37 North Pearl St, Albaay,N.Y
GOOD NEWS
Greatrft inducements ever ofc
III feri'd. Now's your t>m i togjt op
orders for our celelr. ted TtU
A'^ExS^I acd CoH'oesiand secure a beantlgtf.fy.U15M
ful Gold Band or Moe* Rose China
Tea Set, cr Handsome DeccrUed
join u;,mi .i,. mi Roue Dinner Set, or Gold B?nd Mow
Uec< nted Toilet Set. F< r frill particular* address
THE tilt EAT AMERICAN TEA CO.?
P. O. Box ?9. 31 and 33 Ve?ey St., New \onc.
TO SPECULATORS.
LINDBLOM & CO., N. G. MILLER&C0.
i A ? Chamber of 64 Broadway.
Commerce, Chicngo. New York.
GRAIN & PROVISION BROKERS
Members of all prominent Produce Exchanges in New
fork, Chicago, St. Louis and Milwaukee.
We have exclusive private tulegrapu wire between Chi ago
and New York. Will execute orders on ooriudg*
nent when requested. .Send for circulars oonuimnx
particulars. ltUBT. LINDBLOM A CO.. Chicago.
consumption;
1 hare poult! ve remedy for the above disease; by lie
dm thousands of eases of the worst kind and of loaf
stsndlDg have been cured, ludeod, so strong Is my falta
In Its elflcacy, that I will send TWO BOTTLES PR El together
with a VALl'ABLK TKEAT1SK on thla disease,Ik
any sufferer. Give Express and P. O. address.
J a. T. A. BLOCUM, 111 Pearl 8U. We w Tort
ulieTCorson,
* EEKLY NEWS. Latest Dollar Weekly P. bl shed.
J cnlt innn every week. 27th year. One rfullar a year,
pecimers free. 5??i Hark Ri w. Jievc York._
JJlttUfcmilrUrf.lA
CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. B
Best Cough Syrup. T.vtmgood. B
Use In lime. Sold by druggists. H
IVEN AWAY! 1
:r Good Until May 1,1884.1
ew who received presents!
IN OUR LAST AWARD: I
tf HER ED RECEIPT 12,645, Mlsa L.I
Snyder, Waterloo. Blaekhawk Co., I
ivh. si.ooo. Hj
iBERED RECEIPT S8.0CO. Miss I
ua Merrill, Cove. Union Co.. Oregon, I
.000. s
iIUEREII RECEIPT 46,101. If. Willis H
.era, Kansas City, Mo., 8.100. I
'""Ir 11 RiTt'iPT flrt. too. Mrs. I
orge ('. Wooilklrk, Lowell.
GO.
if BERCD RECEIPT 88,005, Mr*. .
Wrlirht, Monterey, Cal., SIOO.
1BEKED RECEIPT 9?,0K, John
ITeri, Nullnt- City, Clay Co., Ind.,950.
iIltEKEI) RECEIPT 81.080, S. H.
iiutz, New Krunklln, Pa., 350.
1HEKEI) RECEIPT KI.OBO. Mn, K.
Mitchell, Arlington Heights. Cook Co.,
, 850.
1BERED RECEIPT 85,956. Hiram
under, Detroit, Mich., 850.
illEREl) RECEIPT 99,246, Emanuel
own. Lltchfleld, Montgomery Co., 111.,
OO.
IIIERED RECEIPT 18,9X7, Marl e
V. Jucobi, llammonton, Atlantic
, X. ,J? SIOO.
inEREl) RECEIPT 67,009, I,. A.
yborn, Trnmunnburjt, Tompkins Co.,
Y., I^adle*' Gold Watch.
IIIERED RECEIPT 7>i,t>05, D.
ven Smith, .Stiiunton, Augtuta Oo.,Va,,
ii( * Gold Watch.
IJIERED RECEIPT 9tt?010, L D.I
icent, Ottcrvlllc, Oat,, Canada, Gent*'
Id IVatch. K
IBKRED RECEIPT 75,051, AlbertM
rr, PliittivlUe, Shelby Co., O., Ladle*' H
Id W at c!i. B
IHLKKI) RECEIPT 57,StO, Hn.ll
in <>nylorrt, Churlutte, Eaton Co., I
r!?., (iruiiil 1*1 ino. H
I ItEREIt RECEIPT 70.97A, Robert H
Poll!*, I.llclirield, III., Hllver Dinner ,
IBERED RECEIPT 77V1?0, Wm. P. I
rton, Obion, Tenn., SSO. H
f voit mite to iinv of th>: above enclose a postal for H
r.' lor im thiT awards. M.e oar imper. Sent Free. PJ
need encli l*s-.ie illustratinsnur picturesque conn- H
nes, Poetry, Farm, Carrien, Household H
teci Fashion Department, Neodle and U
iiich will ini'M'.-st, Instruct anil amuse the whole H
Ion Is fully established ar.d tin? pivple are satisfied D
ilESIDB fur ono vear, and a numbered R
>,000 a?"ard. The paper is worth double th? sub- Li
I Aio-'ic-l*--*. We arf now known the world over.
*. o. Money Ord?-r or Uxorcnu. SB
his out and show to friends, acquaint-1
>u should take advantage of this ex
(Mention This Parar.)
, Chicago, ill., U. S^aJ