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hH^HHHHRood-bye. soon unmeasured distance HHKs H^Its leaden clouds betweon our parted souls ! Bf How little to each other now are we? P And once how much 1 dreamed we two might be ! I, who now stand with eyes undlmmed and d ry To say good-bye. To say goodly* t<> all sweet memories. Good-bye to tender questions, soft replies: Good-bye to hope, go. d-bye to dreaming, too. Good-bye to all things dear?good bye to you"Without a tear, a prayer, a sigh? Our last good-bye. I had no chain t<> hind you with at all: No grace to charm, no brauty to enthrall. No power to hold your eyes with mine, and make Your heart on fire with longing for my sake Till all the yearnings presiil into one crv:? 'Love, not good-live:" Ah, 110?1 had no strength like that, you know; Yet my worst weakness was to love vou so ! * So much too well?so much too well?or ill? Yet even that might have been pardoned stillIt would have been had I Iteenyou?you I! I Jut now?goo.l-bve. 'fir How soon the bitter follows on the sweet! Could I not chain your fancy's flying feet Coul.l l not hold your soul?to make you playTo-morrow in the key of yesterday? Dear?do you dream that I would stoop to try? Ah, no? good bye 1 ?.4 ryosy. | ONLY AUNT MARGERY. "CJirls! I have some news for you! Grand news it is. hut papa told me not to mention it. so if I tell you, you will let it ?0 no further?" ami Connie Steadnian glanced round at lu r friends, feeling herself an important personage, as the youthful possessor of a vcrct usually does. "Oh. trust us. Connie, we won't say a single word to any one; we will lie as dumb as mutes on the subject," exclaimed ' Kate Dcrwent; and her sister Mary, and their cousin, Kdith Salter, who had come in like Constance for a morning chat, tnorlo 1 w? irill 1111(1 till' quartette drew their eliair-; close, in delightful anticipation. ''Well, then. pupa told us yesterday evening?Imt. Katie, there is some one in the other room." and Connie glanced through the half >pen curtains into the large drawing-i 0111, at the further end of which sat a lady engaged in some i quiet occupation. " Only Aunt Margery, "answered Katie: " she is copying some music for us, and won't hear if you speak low. Now do, dear Connie, get on with your story, for I am dying with impatience.'' "Well, then, the house on the hill is let .to a single gentleman, Mr. Maurice Chester, very nice-looking, very rich, who intends to come and live in it himself, and give no end of nice parties and halls, I expect, for lie asked papa if there was good society in the neighborhood, as he would not like to settle down in a dull place. Of course papa gave him a good report of the land, in that and every other respect, and so he decided to take the house, lie will come here next month, to superintend the fitting up. etc."' "Oh, how glorious!"' cried Mary, clapping her hands; "now we shall have fun. But, Connie, is he young. though?" "Oh. yes. about thirty, papa thought,'' answered Connie, rather doubtfully. "Thirty? Why, he is quite old!" said Mary, disgusted, from a seventeen-yearold point of view. "Why, he will do for Aunt Margery?we always call her an old maid, and he is an old bachelor!" "Nonsense Mary, what stuff you talk." said Kate, who, being threc-and-twenty, took a different view of the matter. "Thirty is not old for a man You only care for boys, like George Burden." Mary blushed. "But you would not expect him to buy a house and estate, like this gentleman. The only thing is?is he engaged. Connie?" "Ah, that I can't tell you. unfortunately. I asked papa, and he said very likely, he hnfln't :iske<] him: but 111:1111111:1 thinks not. because he would certainly have brought the lady to see her future home, if he had been," said Connie. "Your mamma is right, Connie: he certainly would have done so," said Kate, decidedly. And then followed quite an hour's discussion about the newcomer, in the height of which, Connie herself, as well as the other two, quite forgot the need of secrecy, and the lady so quietly occupied in the other room must have been very deaf not to have heard all the conversation. She took very little notice of it.however; the girls made just as much commotion if they met a new face at a dinner-party, or * were introduced to a strange partner at a ball, for Maundbury was such a quiet place, and so miserably short of masculine society, except the old and married, that any chance acquaintance even caused quite a flutter among the marriageable ladies. ilow, then, coulcl the news or a permanent resident fail to affect them? It is said that at no age does a woman give up the hope of marriage, hut I must say at the risk of being disbelieved, that uo thought s of the matter ever caused Margery Derwent's pulse an extra flutter. If her niece Kate had grown to the age of twenty-three, beautiful and attractive as she was, with only lovers ' who loved and rode away," there seemed little chance for her. Aunt Margery,with the faded looks and quiet manners that sorrow, and loss, and thirty years of lift- had dowered her with, to be more fortunate. Margery had had her love-dream,but it had faded with the loss of her father and all her fortune, except a small sum which just found her in clothes, while her brother insisted upon her making his house her home. At first Mrs. Dcrwcnt objected, but the!' finding Margery very useful to call up in the night in ease of sudden illness, to help take care of the children, and to make herself generally useful, as poor relations are expected to do, she ceased to grumble, and Margery found herself settled at Dcrwcnt house, with a a<?rt of half-recognition in society, the back seat of the carriage, the coldest place at tli<- fireside always hers, in return for being constantly at every one's beck and call. She had never been a beauty, but she had been" pretty and lively, and much sought%fter in society when she was the only darling of a rich man. and at first the change had been very bitter to her, but of late she had grown passively re i 1^4 t r* a. 'vuiicuuu u> ui'i mi. urn ?rar> im iiic -i, same unvarying rouml had quite driven from her mind any hope of change. She was "only Aunt Margery''to her nieces and all their giddy circle of young acquaintances, and had quite resigned herself to remain so to the end of the chapter. So she took little or no interest in the r - flutter of preparation caused among the girls by tjj^tcoming of the eligihie bachelor, though with her customary amiability, she was always ready with her advice and assistance in matters of the toilet, which were to help captivate him when he came. The girls had persuaded Mrs. Derwent to give a small evening party the week after his arrival, and as that lady had seen and approved of luinasa "capital match for Kate,'* they had very little difficulty in getting their own way in the matter and arranging it on a scale of grandeur never before seen at Maundbury, except at the stately parties given once a year at my Lord jtlaundbury s own Jiou.se, at wmcn royalty was sometimes present. But I doubt if even royalty's own gracious presence could have made that party more successful; it served for a subject of conversation f<?r a long time afterward. Maurice Chester made himself so agreeable, and proved to be such an adftV mirable hand at arranging improptu charade^, playing on his violin, dancing, C}; singing and talking, that he was unanimously voted the success of the evening, and his coming into the neighborhood was considered an unqualified gain by both old and young. The (piiet little sleepy town of Maundbnry went nearly mad over him, and numberless were the dinners, balls, and evening parties given in his honor during the next four months. The name of Maurice Chester was in every mouth: he was voted ua darling," "a gem," by the ladies, and a "brick," Jtr and a "jolly good fellow," by their brothers. He was so dark and sunburned ??' ' that he looked his thirty-five years, but then he was tall and handsome, with nobl$ features and winning manners, and all ' the young ladies envied Kate Derwent, jV: who" being the most beautiful and accom pusneu iauy an inc. cxruic, $6 [ ly stand the best chance of winning such a prize. Mrs. Derwent had ascertained that he was not engaged, lie had been, in his X early youth, but the lady, a clergyman's daughter, had died of a fever caught through visiting the poor, on the eve of ' their marriage, and he had seen no one "V since that he wished to put in her place. This interesting information beine speed ily circulated, made 'him^morc popular than ever?quite a hero of romance, in fact. ' And mamma says that is very likely the reason he is so gentle and attentive to ladies?why, he is quite as nice to her and other married ladies as to us young ones, and?did you notice??the other evening he actually danced with Aunt M rgery!" Which hist exploit of the hero was evidently considered an unnecessary waste of his good offices by Miss Derwent. Still less did she approve of his next proceeding, which was to send to London for two songs which Aunt Margery happened to mention had been her favorites long ago, but which she had lost through lending th.mitoan acquaintance. Tt ..II v,.rr tvnll vnn L-nnw fYmiiin '' sin* said, in a confidential talk with that unfailing sympathizer. "I like him to be kind and attentive to the poor old tiling, but really that is carrying" tilings a little too far?she might expect the same attention when we are married, which I shall certainly not permit.'' ' You think he really means something, then. Kate? lie has not proposed yet?" "No. but mamma says lie is sure to do so >0011. Why, he is here nearly every day, on some pretext or oilier, and what else can lie come for? Beside, don't you know that i h has arranged a grand picnic to Oarnj forth ruins? Mamma says she is certain l :n ... I I ?... ifuniia-mmilt. in* 111 ii>!\ mi: i in/u ? r>v?, 11 t tni ovv inir <i|T together. you will keep of! all intruders, will you not?" "I will certainly remember tlmt two are company, but three none." answered Connie. laughing. Hie could afford to be good-natured, for she was engaged to a handsome young lieutenant, the only son of the rector, and would be married on his return from his next voyage. The day of the picnic arrived. The weather was superb, and everybody was in high spirits, except the originator of the j holiday. At starting he looked pale, and ! his manner was lire-occupied and nervous, ' - i .:..t ....if Miv | Ulllllve ins UMiai miyui, j^ium .-i-n. ! Derwciit and her daughter exchanged glances; Kate's was triumphant, and she j saw herself, in imagination, returning i home the promised bride of the rich and . popular Maurice Chester, of Chester U rove, as lie had renamed his splendid home. I By the time they arrived at their destination, Maurice had quite recovered his I usual spirits, and was soon rowing Kate j and some other gay young friends on the lake, while Aunt Margery walked quietly along its margin alone and rather sad, for she could not but recall, as the sound of their merry laughter came to her from the water, her own bright youth, when she had been surrounded by love and friendship. as Kate was now. She felt a little hurt, too, that Mr. Chester had notoirered her a seat in the boat; it was not like his usual kind thought fulness for all. which she had so constantly admired in him. ' All. well, I am only Aunt Margery to him. I suppose. I dare say I look forty, at least, beside Kate," she thought. Hut it was not in her nature to spend long in repining. She was soon engaged in a merry hunt through the maze with the younger members of the party, and when the rowing-party returned, shouts of "Auntie,, where are you "This way. Johnnie I" "Take the path to the right!" "Keep round to the left!'' "Oh. I am lost!" rcsOunded through the usually "silent ruins. I i> .1,. ? ??? fi,? i ll'MUin 4uai^ij iuiuim (i ??*!' ***v hedge, which she plunged through, calling on Reggie, her youngest nephew, tc follow her. "I'm coming, Aunt Margery; wait a moment !*' he cried. But. willing to give iilm a good chase, Margery sped on. and presently found herself in a small stone grotto, in which the path unexpected terminated, and shut in on either side by masses of tangled bushes and underwood. Breathless, sin sat down on a little worm-eaten wooden bench, and waited for Reggie. Footsteps soon were heard on the leafstrewn path, and, springing out, intend ing to give Reggie a start, Margery Hew right into the arms of Maurice Chester. Kate herselef could not have blushed more vividly than did Margery at thi? unlooked-for visitor to her retreat, nor, had it been Kate, would Maurice have looked more embarrassed, or have had a brightei look of pleasure on his handsome fac< directly after. ' Pray, excuse me, Mr. Chester; ] j thought you were Reggie,'1 exclaimed j Margery, who, woman-like, was the firsi to recover herself. I " Well. Miss Derwcnt, I really thinli i yon owe nie some apology for so nearly knocking me down! What sort of j I place is this!" he continued, coolly look ! ing around him, and not offering to re i limpiish the hand he had caught wher ! Margery darted out upon him. "It is a very nice place. I think w< will go hack, Reggie cannot find me,' said Margery, blushing more deeply, unci trying to withdraw her hand. ' I don't want Reggie or any one els< to find you just now. though I am onh too glad I have done so," answered Maurice, and he gently drew her back to th< <jrotto. " Come and sit down just for s few moments; I huve something to tel you.'" Margery's face grew pale again, and with a gentle, yet dignified movement, she withdrew her hand. "He is going to tell me that he love.' j Kate, and wishes to marry her," she thought. And with another sigh for hei own vanished youth, when love, and joy, and a happy marriage had lain within the limits of a sweet probability for hei future life, she seated herself to listen. It was strange how the commonplaci civilities she had received from the mar now before her had seemed to reawaken the hopes and thoughts of that time which had for so long seem buried. Hut he. too. began to sneak of a buried past, j and she resolutely put aside her own 1 thoughts, and listened with an interest in the speaker that bred in her a vague alarm. What was Maurice Chester to her. she tremblingly asked herself, that hi* tones should thrill her? "Ten years ago. Miss Derwent, I was engaged to be married, and I can truly say that no two people could have loved each other with a truer devotion, or have seen before them the prospects of more I happiness than my poor Marion and I. But she was taken from me, and the blow was cruci indeed, r or years i nave mourned her, and I never hoped to be gav and happy again, until a happy fate sent me to Maundbury, where I have seen one whose sweet self-forget fulness and gentle care for others awakened my admiration. and has now won the love of my later manhood. Margery, dear gentle Margery, will you accept the gift? I will try to make your life happy and free from care, and I shall think myself blessed at last if you will give me your sweet self in return." i 11 1:.... i . r i.. i in- \\ii> Miiiiuiun iMiui r i in u\9\\ % .um *?jK-akiu?r with rapid, eager utterance, while Margery could only stammer out: "Mr. Chester?I?1?you surprise me. I thought my niece Kate?" "Kate is a very charming girl, and 1 hope will some day meet with a husband worthy of her. Hut my answer. Margery?" "What could Margery say? Looking u]i ; into the handsome face and loving eye* I bent over her, she said words that to I both of them were as binding as the niaVi riage vrrws which a few months later, to the chagrin of Mrs. Dcrwent and Kate, | ami the astonishment of all Maundbury, they uttered at the parish church, on a lovely spring morning. Maurice Chester was supremely happy in his choice, while his wife was " only Aunt Margery" no longer. The Oldest Republic. According to the London correspondent of the Manchester Guardian, the little State of San Marino, just thirty miles in circumference, the oldest government in Europe and the oldest republic in the world, proposes to enter into diplomatic relations with England. San Marino, situated in the midst of the Papal States, has been entirely independent since, in the fourteenth century, it refused to pay certain taxes to the pope. It was already a self governing community, the sovereignty being exercised by the whole population. But in the fourteenth century this absolute form of democracy was replaced by a sort of oligarchy, power being vested in a council of sixty life members elected from all classes of the population. Five centuries later, in 1847, it was decided that the council of sixty should appoint annually a committee of twelve, who still form the supreme judicial court. Secretaries of home and foreign affairs and a receiver-general of finance were also appointed San Marino can scarcely possess a lar^e army, but its government has often given proof of courage; and, on one occasion, when Garibaldi had sought refuge within the boundaries of the brave little republic, it refused to give him up, and persisted in its refusal, notwithstanding Austrian threats of invasion. It may be further mentioned in honor of San Marino that, unlike another notorious little Italian State (Monaco) it does not tolerate public gambling RAISING THE SUGAR CANE. THE PROCESS OF 8UOAB MAZING i XX LOUISIANA. How the Caitc In Planted, (irown and Hanc?tcd-Thc .Hethod of linking Snpa.r. I Sugar planting differs from nil other I agricultural pursuits in that the fanner i himself is of necessity a manufacturer | also. Grain goes to the mill, cotton to the factory, but cane is so heavy and so i perishable that it will not bear long1 transportation, and must be prepared for consumption at the placc where it is grown. Cane is planted like corn in rows six feet apart, special attention being paid to drainage. Technically speaking there is no "seed." but stalks of cane are laid In the furrow, sometimes singly but oftener two, three or four stalks being laid side by side. At each joint there is, or should be, an 41 eye" from which sprouts a single endogenous shoot which sends downward slender tough roots,and at the surface of the ground puts out twenty or more suckers, most of which perish, leaving perhaps a half dozen to reach maturity. In its early stages cane apparently dilfe-s from corn only in having a narrower blade and a lighter shade of green, but as soon as corn tassels it ceases to t^row and devotes itself to the production of seed. In the tropics cane alsp in due time tassels, but in Louisiana before it reaches that stage it is nipped by the frost, which kills the terminal shoots and stops further growth. Tim mv.ii-tii fine has been re ? markably strong, stalks nine feet long, with twenty to twenty-five ripened joints, exclusive of the green tops, being common. The average is probably seven and one-half to eight feet in length, with a diameter at the ground of one and onehalf inches. These stalks arc so full of sap that when cut with a knife the juice will spurt out like blood from a cut artery. After the cane is planted the cultivation differs but little from that of Western corn, consisting in frequent stirring of the soil with plows, and breaking of clods and clearing of weeds with cultivator and hoes. After the "plant cane" is cut, the roots remain in the ground for another year, thriving up a new growth called "stubble.'' or "rattoon," which produces nearly as much as the "plant.'" Sometimes the roots remain still an| other year, but generally they are plowed up and the field planted with corn and a" v " T'Urt /./vfn ic Viorv/icforl nnrl "i;u\v i nt; u'i ii m the pea vines plowed under, when the land is ready for eanc again. Under such a system of cultivation these deep alluvial soils do not deteriorate, but produce year after year crops of enormous w(Tight and value. Thirty-five and even forty tons of cane to the acre have been cut this season, worth, when delivered nt the sugar-house, from $3.50 to $4..10 per ton. All field work here is done by mules instead of horses. Fifteen acres, ten of cane and live of corn, are considered a fair area for a plow team of four mules and two negroes. Of the two men, one i holds the plow while the driver rides the nigh wheeler and guides the others, partly by rope reins, partly by his long whip, but more than all by his voice. Each mule is supposed to know his or her name, but the driver rarely uses it. It is, '*You mule! Wha' for you lay back when I done tole you go ahead?" acconi panied by a flourish of the whip which cracks like a pistol shot so close to the i animal's hide as to rough the hair without actually grazing the skin. All through the late winter, the spring I and the early summer months, the plows i keep going, running a race with the I ubiquitous weeds, until late in June or 1 early in July the long plumes of the cvnc interlace across the furrows so that i the teams can no longir penetrate them, and the weeds, disheartened by the heavy shade, give up the contest. Then the field is " laid by." the planter goes North for a few weeks' vacation, and the overseer and hands are left to get 1 out tirewood from the swamp, mend the < roads, harvest the corn and "tidy up'' 1 generallv. In the meantime the susrari t i .1 ,.1? i I10ll.SU litis limi lilUlWU^UIj u>tumuiv,u, : repairs and alterations made, machinery > cleaned and polished, and everything prepared for the winter's grinding. Oe[ tober brings the ])Ianter home, and about I the 10th of the month the harvest t begins. From that time onward there is little ; rest for man or beast until the last stalk of cane is transformed into sugar. The i force is divided into three parts, each . ??irt nnrlur ftc.nwn overseer: the cutters. I I'"*" ? the cane shed gan<; and the sugar boilers'' i hands. A day's work is from sunrise to sunset, but'iii addition the night is d:; vided into two " watches " of six hours ' each, and if the supply of cane is suffil cient to keep the mill going, tlie sugarhouse work runs day and night with i hardly any intermission. In cutting, a broad-bladcd heavy knife. like a butcher's cleaver, and having a ; small hook at the back is used. I)rawt ing a stalk to himself by means of this I hook, the cutter seizes it with his left hand. Two downward strokes strip the I leaves from the ripened portion, a third , lops olf the green top, and a fourth cuts it off just at the surface of the ground. ? The tops and leaves lie where they fall: > tlir. nr/' hi led in the furrow to wait < the carts. In pleasant weather there are j no better roads in the world than those i of a well-kept Louisiana cornfield. The clayey soil packs under the broad wheels until it is as hard and smooth as ice, and four mules will trot of! with a cart and i load weighing together two and one-half i to three tons; but a half day's rain will i turn one of these roads into a quagmire so deep and tenacious that it will be almost impossible to drag even an empty cart through it. Portable railways are coming into use upon the best plantations, their value showing in rainy weather, when but for them the mill would stop for want of cane. Arrived at the sugar-house, the cane is turned over to the cane-shed gang, l.v u'lirmi if i? snrenri cvenlv unon the i carrier,'' an endless belt or apron, by which it is conveyed through an archway into the sugar-house and fed to the roliing-mill. Of the 1,020 plantations in Louisana, four-fifths use steam and the j remainder horse, or rather mule power. The mule mills arc very small, the iron j rolls standing perpendicularly, and the ! cane is fed to them one stalk at a time j by hand. The rolls of the steam mills l are three in number, arranged horizon- | tally, the upper one resting upon the : other two. In several places a second I mill <>f two rolls is set behind the first [ three and takes from them the crushed j cane or "bagasse," as it is called. The largest rolls in the State are seven ' feet lon<r by forty-two inches in diame- I ter for the first three, while the second ' two sire of the same lenirth bv forty- ! four inches in diameter; all of solid iron ' and held together -by enormous holts j screwed down by levers ten feet long. I Even with this tremendous pressure i nearly twenty per cent, of juice escapes in the bagasse, while on lighter rolls the loss i< from one-third to nearly one-half, i I'pon the problem of avoiding this enormous waste much money and thought have been expended. Passing from the mill, the juice i- first i strained and then agitated in a close box in contact with the fumes of burning sulphur by which it is bleached. Thence it passes into large settling tanks, where it receives a small portion of lime water, j Up to this point the process is the same on all plantations, large or small, but the after treatment varies in different places. I'nder the old-fashioned "open kettle" system the juice is boiled over a wood tiro in shallow wooden kettles, three or four of them constitute a "battery." The i Jo >1!nnnrl frnrn /im> In miniIwr :i* it .I""'- "M'l" " -- | decreases in bulk, until it reaches the smallest and hottest kettle, when it boils | until ready to crystallize, when it is drawn off into wooden tanks and allowed to remain several days, by which time it is almost solid. It is then shoveled into hogsheads having holes in the bottom, through which the molasses drains. At the end of ten days further the molasses ceases to drip, and the sugar, of a dirty, yellow color, is ready for the market. On three-quarters of the plantations sugar is made in this primitive way, hut as these are the smallest in capacity, their proportion of the entire crop is i V* liiekj flf flu, wnnnininrr nlfintf'rc IIIIIV11 --M ...v, b , . one-half retain the open kettle, hut supplement them with pans heated by steam \ for the later stages of evaporation; and I a few of these possess vacuum pans for i the final concentration. Less than one hundred have complete "trains,"' in which all the boiling is done by steam. These "refiners," as they are called, in addition to the crop raised upon their own land, often buy cane of their smaller neighbors. They employ the most skilled labor, and there is great though kindly rivalry between them as to the biggest yield and the best quality of sugar; and to hear a group of these gentlemen talking on the piazza of the St. Charles hotel after the Crop is ofi", one would think i they had all just returned from a fishing I excursion.?New Orlennt JHcay'une. i SELECT SIFTINGS. A man breathes about eighteen times \ minute, and uses about 3,000 cubic feet of air per hour. A pair of knitted sock 2,000 years old lias been discovered in an Egyptian tomb. Thev are loosely knit of line sheep's wool, and the foot is finished in two parts to allow the sandal strap to pass between them. The Rurmnns believe that when a man is critically sick the best tiling to do is to {jive the patient a mixture of everything in the medicine chest. The result of this theory is that protracted illnesses arc not common in Burmah. Recent experiments in German schools have shown that the difficulty of reading black letters 011 a white ground compared to that of reading white 011 a black ground is as 4*21 to 4!)(i. and, therefore, the slate and the blackboard will probably fall into disuse in the empire. "Old Q,'1 the Duke of Qucensbury, during the later years of his life, kept a servant mounted 011 a pony at the curbstone. At a signal from "Old Q," when any one nassed that he wished to see and talk with, or wished to know more of. the menial cantered ofT in pursuit. At the trial in Chicago of one disorderly person for stabbing another in an opium-den. the complainant was a Chinaman, the defendant an Irish woman, the prosecuting attorney an American, the defendant's counsel an Afiican. and the policeman who made the arrest n German. Near the mouth of the Little Cheyenne lliver, in Dakota, is a rock with curious indentations. It is twelve feet long by seven or eight wide, and rises above the surface of the ground about eighteen inches. Its edges are angular, its surface Hat, and it shows little efl'ect of ice action. It appears to be jnagncsian limestone, and its whiteness makes it a conspicuous object. On the surface are several deep and perfect footprints, as though made by the left nioccasincd foot of a woman or boy. It is known to the Indians as a religions rock, and they worship it. An Oriental writer has recently given ati interesting description of an ancient burial in the Chinese empire. It was the custom of the wealthy man to procure his coflin when he reached the age of forty. He would then have it painted three times a year, with a composition resembling silicate paint or enamel, which .in i.vonnriinrrlr Tinrrl ro:lt inf. The process of making this paint is one of tin* lost arts of China. If the owner lived long enough, the frequent painting ?eaeli coat being of considerable thickness-caused it to assume the appearance of a sarcophagus, with a foot or more of this hard, stone-like shell. After death the veins and cavities of the person's stomach were filled with quicksilver, for the purpose of preserving the body. A ]liece of jade would then be placed in each nostril and in one hand, while a piece of bar-silver would be placed in the other hand. The body thus prepared was placed on a layer of quicksilver within the coffin: the latter was sealed, and the whole deposited in its final resting-place. Curiosities of the Sense of Siuell. Take the scents of the flowers. "Who is there that, proceeding along some leafy country lane, docs not encounter a delicate odor, which irresistibly carries his memory back to days when, younger and fitfer from real care, he gamboled among the gems of Nature to which the suggesting perfume belongs. The smell of violets, hidden in the green, Pours back into my empty soul and frame The time when I remembered to have been Joyful and free from b.ame The power of association is indeed the most remarkable of all the phenomena which demand attention when studying the subject. The writer has himself met with an in/lii'wln.il \t*linm tlift nni?imp Sinell of Sid phuretted hydrogen gratified and pleased. I lis e\])lanation was that many of his happiest days were spent as a student in a well-known chemical laboratory, where certainly that smell prevailed to an unusual extent. A French author tells us of a young lady who loved Ijcyond all perfumes the smell of old books. Perhaps, with affectionate solicitude, she had been the constant attendant upon some old hookworm of a lather or guardian, and hence the leathery mustiness took her back to days when, quietly happy, she seemed to recognize in the dusty tomes living and trusted friends. Many instances are mentioned by different authorities of persons being rendered faint, or otherwise being painfully affected, by such odors as musk, civet, and even in some cases by the more generally agreeable one of the rose. Often. however, this effect is due more to imagination than to anything else: for example. Dr. Carpelli tells us ot a lady who rould not bear the smell of the rose, and actually fainted on receiving a visit from a friend who carried one; and yet the flower, the cause of all the trouble, was mi artificial one, and quite innocent of scent! Many uncivilized tribes, compelled by their lack of other resources to cultivate to perfection the animal senses, are able to smell as keenly as the bloodhound, and can track their objects of search for miles aided only by the marvelous delicacy of their olfactory nerves. Blind persons also often experience this extraordinary exaltation of the sense. A blind gentleman who had formed a morbid antipathy to cats, acquired thereby a sense of smell >i0 keen that he could tell the proximity of pussy even where several doors intervened between him and the object of his dislike, and when he had no means of acquiring u knowledge of its presence except by the exercise of the nerves of smell. The constant smelling of one odor, as is well known, quickly destroys the perception of that particular one. Jiichclicu used to 'ive in an atmosphere so perfume-laden as positively to be painful to his visitors, while lie himself was unconscious of the suspicion of smell. Those employed in occupations such as bone-boiling, chemical-manure making, and the like, are able to exist amid smells of the most sickening character in virtue of this same fart. ? (f/uiiithcr* Journal. A Chapter on Flies. You can sometimes catch a baseball on a fly. The most irritating fly is the Spanish fly. The Latin name for a certain kind of This tempos fugit. Flies are always on hand early in the morning. You have all seen a kite fly. Some Hies arc always in jail. Longfellow speaks of a fly as a bird, when iie savs: "Flv proud bird of freedom." You can draw a fly with a drop of molasses better than with a crayon. We have often seen Hies handeulfed. Flies make a point where business is concerned. Vt tin. t; 11.11 (lid VfMl ever sec the lirst new lmtter-lly of the season ( Sonic people employ the hlind to keep llies from the room. The spider is the only creature which invites the fly to his parlor. A conjugal ipiarrel is a promoter of hair-Hies. Stage flies are painted, time flies wholly unadorned 1 >v art. A fly conservative in his reading. Ikalways sticks to his own paper. Hutellers and grocers exhibit flies on their windows. You can't drown a fly in the milk of human kindness. When yon darn a fly*' you do no) nerd a needle and worsted. Although flies don't stay long in one place, they always carry a trunk. There are musical flies. People often speak of that base fly. When you see u kite fly, it is not cruel to stick a pin in it.?Luther (f, Itiy;/*. The Carp. The carp is the best pond fish yet known, and in a very small pond will thrive well, so that families in the. conntry may easily have their own fish garden, if they have enough water to make a permanent pond. The fish will thrive on table refuse and almost anything edible. Carp can be kept in winter in a tub in the cellar, the water requiring to be kept fresh. Care should be taken to keep poisonous substances out. of carp ponds, and too much food should not be thrown in. The carp roots about in the mud for ? 1 M/.nt.mKlfu *-?/-* 1 11 fr *?*r in Uilint'IM, II11U mill 11 RnLiiii?u;o jfwumjr ju its manner of getting food. Carn uged three years arc often found to weigh from twelve to fifteen pounds, and a gain in weight of four pounds has been observed in a carp in one year. The carp is sluggish, while trout, bass, and other lively fish frisk about, and do not fatten so fast ns the carp. Experiments have shown that female carp spawn at the age of one veai in Southern waters, at two years in ( older waters, an<l in the extreme Northern waters of the United States jit three years. MMBNB A SCENE OF DESTRUCTION JAVA'S APPEARANCE AFTER THE fn VOLCANIC ERUPTION. stl ac A lVildcrnrtN Where Once FlonriNhhiff in. Village* Existed ? Wrctclicd Ap- of pcnrancc of the Inland. (,n A correspondent from Java, who tra- re: versed tlie country soon after tnc great th volcanic eruption, describes the desolated he region as follows: For miles there was th not :i tree standing, and where formerly th were numerous campongs (native villages f? surrounded by paddy fields and eocoanut cd fro vest. there was nothing but a wilder- j0 ness more resembling the bottom of the or sea than anything else; rocks or coral tli stones and sea shells strewn everywhere, th Some of these solid masses of coral lying a miles inward could not bu less than one t.,| hundred tons weight. Arriving at jr< Merak, the path was strewn with pieces so of iron, while here and then; were por- in tions of the bedding and furniture of the ;1f houses of the Europeans. We were in- h; formed officially that the number of st bodies burned in the district we si: came through was 2,700. The vol- m canie wave must, in my opinion, hi have been even higher than the general tti estimate of 100 feet, and 1 base my opin- ot ion on the fact that the official height of In the small hill of Merak is thirty-live w metres, 11.1 feet, while the wave which J) swept away the houses must have hi been still higher than the top of the hill, tl and this additional height 1 estimate to w be twenty feet. On the top of the hill at l(. .Merak the whole community of workmen h took refuge when the first wave came at f> (i a. >!., and, fancying themselves safe there, they returned again, when the sec- n ond and much higher wave, at !> a. m.. t< came, and swept them all away. Our ei tiovt nm'nt wns to wet hack to our kahars h and make for Anjer. \V(; soon again u came on the trace of destitution, the sea n here having entered a long valley just below Tjilegon, as far as six miles inland, forming a great lagoon. Proceeding farther on the road from Tjilegon to Anjer, we came to the old post station of ? Tjiiulieng, not one stone of it remaining, building,men.and horses having been car- 11 ried away. Pushing on, we found the s, roail had been very well repaired till J within three miles of Anjer, and altoget her the energy displayed every- " where by the government is beyond all s praise. Hundreds of people were at r work in all directions, remaking roads. v clearing away trees, burning rubbish and J1 strewing the ashes on the sea swept soil, in the hope of future improvement. ' Everywhere, in fact, there were activity and energy, and where our road ended and we had to walk there were rows of* ' rice carts, .and the grain was being given v out by native officials to the various head- v men for distribution in their villages. 11 The appearance of the country was even more wretched than before, and, from the hill on the Anier shore, looking northeast to Merak. eleven miles distant, and inland to the foot of the hills, four to five miles, this wedgelike plain of an area of about forty square miles is one vast scene of desolation, being completely swept from end to end. and not one house or tree to be seen. Many thousands were lost here. Getting around this hill, we came at once into the valley of Anjer, a scmi-circlc of four miles from point to point, and extending two miles inland, with a tine range of hills closing all in. In the centre of this plateau, and fronting the sea, was originally situated the town of Anjer, but from where we stood, on first turning the corner of the path, there was nothing to 11 be seen but lagoons, with here and there ' great boulders cast about, and not a vcs- 1 tige of a house. We proceeded, however. and at length came upon the site of the town and fort. Of the fort there is almost nothing left, great blocks of masonry being cast inland: of the town. < still less, for not one stone is to be seen i above another. Mr. Schmit, wlio lost t seven of his relations, went to look for 1 his house, but could not find a trace of ? it, and after a time he concluded that the < river, which formerly formed the creek, < had changed its course and was flowing ?' over the spot where his house and that of ' the assistant resident once stood. There } was not even a ruin, everything having ' been razed to the ground, and it wasdif- ( ficult to realize that the town of Anjer ' Had over cxisicu. The Causes of Deteriorated Eye sight. The causes to which (his deterioration of eye-si<rht has been attributed are al- t lejjed to be cross-lights from opposite win- j dows. liubt shining directly oil the face, i insulfleiciit liirht. small types, and to the position of the desk, forcing the scholar ? to bend over and brim: the eyes too close y to the book or writing-paper, etc. f Hut, were all these defects remedied. ? the integrity of the eye would not lie re- | stored nor its deterioration prev? nted. ] The chief causes of the evil would still | remain. These are the colors of the pa- | per and ink. White paperand black ink < * ? * 1 * - 1? 1 !.. .. I , are ruining im- eyc-signi m an rruuiug nations. The "rays of the sun." says Lord Bacon, "arc reflected by a white body, and are absorbed by a black one." No onr dissents from this opinion; but. despite these indications of ntaureandof philosophy, we print our bonks and write our letters in direct opposition to the suggestions of optical science. When we read a book printed in the existing mode, we do not see the letters, which, being black, are non-reflective. . The shapes reach the retina, but they are not received by a spontaneous, direct action of that organ. The white surface " of the paper is reflected, but the letters ( are detected only by a discriminative s effort of the optic nerves. This etfort | annoys the nerves, and. when Ion# continned, exhausts their susceptibility. c The human eye can not long sustain the broad glare of a white surface without [ injury. The author of "Spanish Vistas," in Ilttr/icrx Mmjmine, says of Cartagena J that ''blind people seem to be numerous ' there, u fact which may be owing to the 1 excessive dazzle of the. sunlight s and the absence of vendure." J .Mr. Seward. in his tour 1 around the world, observed that "in J Egypt ophthalmia is universal," attributing il to the same "excessive dazzle" A of the wild areas of white sand; and ) the British soldiers, in the late campaign ' in that country, exhibited symptoms of ^ the same disease. In the Smithsonian report for 1S77. it is stated in a paper on :l 'color-blindness." that 4 .M. Chcvrcul lias produced 14.420 distinguishable tints of the elementary colors, from which the N paper manufacturers could select colors I more agreeable to the eye than the dazzling white,-so weakening and lacerating to the nerves of that delicate organ."? Pit/ivlur Heitnct: Moi< 1/il;/. 1 t Restored Antiquities. ) Tin: FOX AM) TIIK OHAI'KS. j A Fox was one day walking through 1 he Woods, when he espied a luscious t bunch of drapes hanging just out of i his Reach. i A predestined Idiot named .Ksop i ! onee started a Campaign Lie about me to j j the KflVct that I pronounced a Certain <i I hunch of Crapes Smir because 1 couldn't < L'fl il. Now. if .Ksop had ever studied s I Natural History, or had even turned to s I Zell's Kncyclopjvdia. paj;e 1M2, he would r I have learned that my sta^e-naine is Vul- ;i j pus Kulvus. that I am allied to the <;enus I | ?*:uiis. and that I am strictly carnivorous. > I 1 cannot eat (trapes; hut I could Chaw a ' that .Ksop up without half trying. If I s j could only jjet a Show." a The Moral of this Fable teaches us j j that a man who is not up in Natural r llistorv is not the sort of a man to write a t I 1 .. r,.,. .. ! Children. il | 'I'll K JHNKIl AMI Till'. All.-OX-TOAST. " When the Quail-ou-Toasl was brought 11 j tin- Diner said: * "Ha. lia. in y lit I ie Quail. you'll make me a Dainty Morsel now." Don't be too sure." responded the Bird: '1 am not a Quail at all: 1 am r| an Knglish Sparrow four years old, and Cl 1>V rights belong in the Old Ladies' v Home." * f The moral of this little fable teaches v us that all that flitters is not ?piail, and j, that we never should put our trust in v restaurateurs.? I'm/,-. mm The Origin of 1 ho Potato. I' j Tin; potato, originally a South Amcri a can plant, was introduced to Virginia bv p I Sir .1 olni Haivev ill IHtilt, though il was 11 I unknown in some counties of Kn^land a r< hundred and fifty years later. In I'eiiti- !' svlvania, potatoes are mentioned very , soon after the advent of the Quakers; they were not among the New York pro- ^ ducts in 105ir?, but in 177~? we are told of eleven thousand bushels grown on one sl sixteen-acre patch in this province. J'o- ,( tatoes were served, perhaps as an exotic aJ rarity, at a Harvard installation dinner in 1707: but the plant was only brought " into culture in New England at the arri- jf val of the Presbyterian immigrants from behind in 171N. Five bushels were accounted a large crou of potatoes for a x' Connecticut farmer; for it was held that, if a mun ate them every day, he could not live beyond seven years.? Century. h: The Bloodhound. When G'ortez and his army were resting "j mi their labors after the seigc and de- ' action of Mexico, having heard many counts of a certain king of u neighbor- Bi i; country called Michoacan, to the west Mexico, which king was a hereditary cmy of Montezuma, the great captain solved to send an exploring expedition ere, to ascertain if the accounts he had " ard of the greatness of the monarch and c richness of his country were true. To is end lie made choice of a soldier of qj nunc named Montana, a man of some lucation, for he wrote an account of his g( urney; and to him he gave as colleagues, le Penalosa and two others, all "men of scretion and valor." Penalosa owed A J.j f/i liJe nu'ncr r 1 f ir? uinuin iiwu \\* ?ii,5 1/i.iiiw ?nv ? .. --very celebrated dog, who had not his |Ual in New Spain. "So big ami conra- Bi oils was lie,'' says the annalist, "and dexterous in war, and so much dreaded ; the Indians that when let loose, though there might he a thousand idians in front of him, they dared not and up before him/' I lis tactics were inple, hut elTectual. He rushed at tin? rarest Indian, knocking him down by , s weight and the impetus of his attack, & irning with amazing swiftness to anher, till he had left a dozen or twenty hi en on the ground, whom the Spaniards sj ould then dispatch with their spears, hi y this time the front rank of the enemy id generally retired to a distance: so m ie dog would turn round to see if those tc bom be bad thrown down were motion, m ss. Those who lay quiet, either [waxed with dread or already dispatched ? y his two-legged comrades, he took no f( Qtice of, hut the faintest sign of life was ^ signal for him to rush upon them and z-? ar their throats to pieces with his pow ful jaws. These men being disposed of, ^ e would go in search of fresh victims iti 1 tired out. or until there were no v lore to tear. ? The Corn/ill/ Mmjiigirn. Floating Bricks. Which is the best for building, brick i r stone;*' asked a reporter of a builder. "Well, if I was going to build per limriltn, 1 i mi n 4 line urn iv, I'IKIIII I tone won't stand the heat and cold of (] liis climate. Speaking of 1 tricks, here ? i something? the anti-blow-out-to-sea- ? nn-sinking brick. Yon see if a tornado ^ trikes the house and blows it into the u iver, none of the bricks sink; they all tasli ashore,"' and, taking up an ordi- j, lary-looking brick, the dealer placed it n a pail of water, where it Moated about = ike a cork. j, "Somethingnew?" asked the reporter. ' Hardly," was the reply. Floating tricks were discovered before you and 1 vcre thought of. Posidonius and Stra- ^ onius mention them, and they are com- * tiended by Fitrurius, Pollio and Pliny; ^ tut the art of making them was lost until c Till, when, after a long series of experi- 8 uents, it was re-discovered by Giovanni 'ubroni of Tuscanvi. liis discovery was 1 onsiaered of great value at the time, as f lie bricks were extremely light and but ? ittle inferior to ordinary bricks and re- 1 narkablv poor conductors of heat?in ] art, they can he held by one end while he other is rod-hot. He built magazines i if them, and. as a test, tire was set to a t esscl that contained a magazine of this t iind full of powder, and although the 1 voodworl: burned around the explosive ( nass, the vessel sank before the powder t :ould explode, assuring the success of he invention. They were used later, in \ .832, for the same purpose, by the Count j le Nantes and Fournet. There is hardly ? my use for them here, as we make our ( wildings fire-proof by using iron and no , vood." < \iitIiors Making Work for Paper 31 ills. J The author who writes a few volumes ] Iocs more for the manufacture of paper, . Tor the increase of printing, and toward j he furnishing of work to many men than ( ,vc have any idea of -until the conse- t piences of his authorship are reduced to lefinite facts. An illustration from one jxtrcme comcs from the most prolific uithor. the elder Dumas. lie declared it one time: 44 During the past twenty rears I have composed 400 volumes and | ! liirty-fivc dramas. Of these 400 volumes. >n the average. 4,000 copies were pub i T i;_: lsiicu, realizing u luiai ui uuuui i MM). The thirty-five plays, each of .vhich was performed 100 times, brought lie in $1, WO, 000.'' lie then stated how nuch his volumes had brought in to the rarious classes of persons engaged in heir publication and circulation, and his days to persons connected wi+h theatres, iiid concluded with this calculation: 'The daily wages being fixed at about .ixty-thrce cents, and there being 800 vorking days in the year, my books have 'or twenty years given wages to 002 pcr10ns. My plays have for ten years af"orded a livelihood for :54 7 persons in Paris. The number in the provinces >cing fixed at thrice as many, the total is . 1,041; added to these, seventy box-open- ] rs. applauders, etc., I have employed 1,- 1 1.18 persons." It would be interesting 1 tlso to know how many tons of paper f lave been used in publishing the works 1 >f this author. No doubt a paper mill 1 >f ordinary size would have to run many 1 ears to make it.?Paper World. Japanese Children. I Speakilie of Japanese children, says a ] . orrespjnilent. what a strange enstom 1 his is of carrying them around on (he j jack! I cannot get used to the sight of s he little boys and girls carrying babies i iround on their shoulders. Often the lxild that thus early begins the responibilities of maternity and paternity is lot more than three or four years of age. md scarcely able itself to walk. It is * exceedingly droll to see such a very j oung child hushing the crying infant ' lpoii its back. Sometimes there is so ' ittle difference in the size of the two ^ tallies that I am really half inclined to * M'lieve a mistake has been made, and 1 he two have got mixed. You will sec 1 cores of children at play, all carrying 1 heir burdens about (for you must knowbat the island swarms with babies'),and as hoy run along at breakneck speed the a lead of the sleeping infant may be seen < vaving behind in the breeze. Then. vlien the girdle by which the infant is ittachod slips down out of place, they vi 11 pause, look around at their load. <i lump it back into place, and go to work 1 igain in the most business-like way im- ,j i?rinable. 1 have seen children climbing adders and walking around on roofs j vliile thus equipped with infantile aplendages. The Organ (.rinder's Proflls. J c You sympathetic ladies who send liekels and silver pieces by a servant to I he poor organ grinder who stands at [ our door, or who throw down to him rom an upper window pennies wra'ped in hick writing paper, may like to know low much tlie man gets in the course of n lie* (lay, and what ho docs with his ' noney. For the latter lit* does not spend norc than a seventh part of it. lie puts t in a hay and then in a long. low chest 11 his room, to save till lie has enough to fo hack to Southern Italy and live at lii* jj asc. .Afore often he joins every night a j, elect club of fellow-countrymen, who s tack up their organs at the end of the ooin, and gamble, gamble the pennies u way in long and delicious excitement, low much, think you, does he earn 0 lore than a carpenter, or a bricklayer, or policeman, or a postman, or a P, alesnian in a store, who wears gloves nd a silk hat. He averages si a day. j, le labors systematically, and has his /, egular beat, and his varied art to ex- | i'< * - e \% I ii ract tlit' penny irom persons <>i r.u n lass lie plays before. As lie exprf'ssed Jt' t himself in a moment of rare expansive- r, ess. ho ' plays on 200 blocks every <hiy. w ii<I it's a poor block that does nut irive wo cents."? /'oxftiii <'nuriir. " - J A Froflk of Nature. a A gentleman who formerly rc.-ided al !j 'ren.on, Tenn., told a Nashville Anuri- i, in reporter of a strange freak of nature ? .liich came under his observation at the ormer place a few years a?fo. There 1S as a vming man of the town who hail >n?; passed tlie period of maturity, and fj( ,bo had not a si^n of a beard on any w ortion of his face. One day lie noticed j>; sum 11 lump on his neck, a fr\v inches ^ clow the chin. At lirst lie paid little ? (trillion to it. The lump commenced t.' rowing, however, till finally it was irgcr than a large walnut, and closely j I semhling a wen. The young man went i ? ) a physician and asked him in relieve j" im of this disfiguring growth. The | t" octor concluded to try and remove it I j? ith a knife. On making an incision, j ie doctor's knife encountered a spongy | ^ ibstancc.which, on examination, proved . k', )hc nothing less than a closely matted ' i,( nd coiled mass of hair. Il seems llial j l< le heard, which should have been spread j ior the young man's face, had conccnated in this one spot and grown beneath i D ie skin. The hair was removed, and the I pening soon healed, and the strange dc- ov I'lopincnf became unnotiecablc. ?_______? ' 1,1 Tennyson has a good deal of poetry in is income, at least. It is $20,000. m FOR THOSE -WHO FAIL. U1 honor to him who shall win the pr'ze.1 T The world she haa cried for a thousand years, to it to him who tries and who fails and dies ti I've great honor and glory and tears. si di ve glory and honor and pitiful tears b To all who fail in their deeds sublime, leir ghosts are many in the van of years, t { They are born with Time in advance of di Time. it d i, great is the hero who wins a name, n But greater many and many a time n >me pale-faced fellow who dies in shame ^ And lets God finish the thought subllma si tl nd frrrat is the man with a sword undrawn, jj And good is the man who refrains from s< wine; v nt the man who fails anil yet flghta on, " Lo, he is tho twin-born brother of mine. <r ?Joaquin Miller. " il HUMOR OF THE DAY. * 13 "I'll make nn oat of that," is what the i: rmer suid when planting his seed.? \ '(ttesman. d "Your little boy appears to be particu- c rly lively, madam."' "Oh, yes," re- ? )ondcd tlie lady, sweetly, "he thinks J u is in church."?The Judge. 1 A mole on the nose indicates that a c lan will be a great traveler?probably i > get out of the way of people who 1 lake personal remarks.?LoweU Citiien. , A young man who dropped in unex- ] nnfrifHv unnn his rrirl th? other evening. * | J """ O" ? ~ o' T jund her in tears. Poor thing, she had i ecu peeling onions.?Vhiladelphia Ohron- \ le. Little George was questioned the other ay about his big sister's beau. "How j Id is he?'' "I don't know." "Well, is i c young?'' "1 think so, for he hasn't \ ny hair on Iris head."?Boston Courier. JCST LIKE A MAN- ] A man is very like a gun, That fact please try to fix; 1 For if he finds he's charged too much, Why, that's the time he kicks. ? Yonkers Statesman. "Do you plav by the ear ? I see you lon't require notes." said a Fort Wayne entloraan to a musician of the city orhestra. "No, sir," was the reply, "I lay by the night and require bank iotcs."?The. J/oosier. Bp gentle in the family. Oh, always >c gentle. Above all make the boys be ;entle. If we had a family of boys we V?/\*^1rl nnmnnl fVinm fn lv? if U7fl 11UUIU VUiUJIV! " 53' -I lad to wear out every barrel stave in the heel.?Rockland Courier. It is said an Arizona judge resigned rom the bench to become a hotel waiter, flic judicial ermine may satisfy a man's 'nnity, but it docs not always fill the void :reated by the want of three square meals l day.?New Orleans Picayune. There was a man in town who thought lim wondrous wise. He swore by all the ableil gods he'd never advertise. His roods were advertised ere long, and there>y hangs a talc?the ad. was set in nonmriel and headed "Sheriff Sale." "Zampilaerostationist" is the name vhich some one says is the correct one to ipply to a roller skater. This will make he exercise more dangerous than ever, :or if one falls on that name it will break very bone in his body.?Oil City Der'iek. A grave-digger walking in the streets :he other day chanced to turn and noticed :wo doctors walking behind him. He stopped till they parsed and then followed on behind them. "And why this ?" mid they. "I know ray place in the profession." returned he. It is evident, from the following description by an exchange of the girl of !he period, that she is desperate and sound to carry her point during leap rear: "She carries a short, stout -walking stick." This of course means a husband sr a place on the police force.?Peck''6 Sun. A lady was reproaching Mr. William Warren*the Boston actor, at a recent reception for going into society so little. "You ought to let nie Lionize you a little," she said. "I never heard of but one man," replied the veteran actor, "who was not spoiled by being lionized." "And who was he?" "Daniel." A Scientist's Practical Joke. One daj-, at the academy of sciences, they had a long and tiresome session. Arago thought lie would go out and take the air. At the foot of the stairway there was a leather bowl upon which the r>f !.? on.. ivnrft + Arago turned the bowil around, and, rushing upstairs, told the- distinguished assemblage that he had met with something that was very mysterious. "That leather bowl," he said, 'Sit the foot of the stairway is cool upon the side which presents itself to the sun, but warmunon the other side." The scientists descended in a body and substantiated this asser:ion. They took the declination of the * 5un, the hour, the minute, the seconds, imd a vast array of other details. They made calculations, and several weeks ifterward each of them presented a paper :xplaining the phenomenon, Arago himiclf taking care to send in his explana:ion with the rest. There is no knowing iow far the discussion might have gone lad it not been for the doorkeeper, who, laving seen Arago turn the bowl, and )itying the worthy gentlemen who were ~ *..,t?. *1 u n ui i iui, civaitu ana* tuu nystcry. ?Pari* Figaro. He Has No Objection. Ixdiax.U'OIS, Ind.?The Hou. Daniel A*. Voorhees, United States Senator from Ins State, remarks: "My opinion sir, I invc 110 objection to giving. I suffered rom rheiunatism of the back, used some >t. Jacobs Oil, which gave me instananeous relief and finally cured me comiletoly. I think it a remarkable remedy, ndeed." His candid and courteous exiression carries weight. Sine!- I lie year 1850 sixteen baronetcies nd thirty-four knighthoods have been onfrrred upon the physicians and surgeons of Great Britain and Ireland. Urn ill il nl Women re mu'le pallid ami unattractive by funciuiinl irregularities-, which Dr. Pierce's " Favorite l'res.riptiou" will infallibly cure, t housands of testimonials. By druggists. A gas well near Stcubenville, Ohio, is sendnj: a llftme twenty feet into the air. A Smart Man s one who does his work quickly and welL his is what Dr. K. V. Pierce's'' Golden Medial Discovery '' does as a blood-purifier and trengtlieiK-r. It arouses the torpid liver, uirifi s tho blood, and is the best remedy for ionsumption, which is scrofulous disease of he lungs. Thk Inst sea-on brought S0.000 deaths by holern to Ivjypt. <':iiiitrs unit Oilier TiiinorH ire treated with unusual success by World's ispensary .Medical Association," Buffalo, V. Send stanij) for pamphlet. \oit\v\ v lias n. heavier ocean tonnaire than lit? I'nited States. Horrid, j"cs, it Is, that wo must suffer from lisea.se, but from h' art disease, nervousness uid sleeplessness, Dr. Graves' Heart Keguutor will give you immeiiate relief; thouands say to. ?t per bottle at druggists. Tiik Alaska seal hunters killed over !K),lK)0 , uitnals during tl-e past season. Dr. (!i ayes' Heart Regulator curesall forms : f heart di-eases, nervousness, sleeplessness. Lkxixctm.v. K v., claims to have the small st death rate of any eity in the country. i Mknsman's Pkitonizkd bekf tonic, the only 1 'reparation of beef containing its entire nutri'ihis It contains blood-making, nice generatingnn<l life-sustaining properties; 1 iviiluablr for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous 1 nitration, and all forms of general debility; i Iso. io all enfeebled conditions, whether the i i-Milt of exhaustion, nervous prostration, ovor- t inkoraeutediseo.se, particularly if resulting J rout pulmonaryeoinplaints. (J swell, Hazard ?fc > i>? Proprietor*. New York. Sold by druggists. I " A Uo I send is Ely's (.'renin Balm." writes ' Irs. M. A. Jackson. of I'ostsmouth, N. H., on lav ~rj, iss>. 1 hn<l Catarrh for three years; s ad tried nearly all remedies but to no purpose. I 'wo or three times a week my now would 1 leed quite Ire-ly anil 1 thought the sores in it t 'oald n.'ver heal Vour Balm hascurert me." his pre|Niration is not a liquid or a snuff, and easily ap()lied. (Price .Kl cents. Seeftlv't.) 1 Dairymen (letting Ulrh. 1 regressive dairymen wn<> are only satis- 1 ed with the best results, are adding to their ealtli and conferring a benelit on society, r y the rapid improvements they are makintr it lie art of butter making. Thus class use m'IIs, l;ichat\l>ou iS: t'o.'s Improved Butter djiir. and Know by actual test that it fills I rery claim ma If for it. r The Kriwi-r Axle (ircrnw . the be?t in th- market. It is the most ~ oiioinii-al and cheapest, one box lasting as nn as two of any other. One greasing will st two weeks. It received first premium at le (Vnt-nnial and Paris Expositions, also dials at various .State fairs Buv no other p Ladies, attention! In tho Diamond " yes more coloring is given than in any ti iown dyes, and they give faster and more ? ill.ant colors. H'c.'it all druggists. Every- ? uly prai-e< llietn. Wells, Richardson & Co.v t< urlui;ton Vt. J' For nausea, dizziness and sick headache, f r. Sanford's Livor lnvigoratorhas 110 equal, d 1 'implcs. pustules, and all skin disorders are w ired by using Samaritan Nervine. Ernest Keese, of Iliinnibal, Mo., says: aritnn Nervine cured me of sick headache." Ik looking glasses reflected characters & irro/.s would go out of fashion. . I - . A TERRIBLE PROPHECY. T be Red Bnntti, Cyclones and Earthquaked Foretelling Coming' Dliu- 1 ter?Haw to Irleet It. CU The recent mysterious appearances follow- $2.5 ig sunset ana preceding sunrise have at- in j acted wide attention from students of the no des and ths people generally. During the chil lys of recent weeks the sun seems to nave reli 3en obscured by a thin veil of a dull leaden abc uewnich, as the sun receded toward the ven orizon, became more luminous, then yellow, pro len orange, then red; and, as night settled sen own upon the earth, a dull purple. At first des i was thought these appearances were or- ing inary sunset reflections of light, but it is thu ow pretty certain that they are either the an listy substance of the tail of some unseen ear amet, in which the earth is enveloped, or a Ici arrounding stratum of world dust or very Coi nail meteors. Professor Brooks, of ity ie Red House Observatory, Pnelps, I w lew York, has turned his tele- lu '?"A 4-Virwo /-tVno/tfa ar?H HlCPAVfllwi -UJ.O upuit vuwov WMJVVVW ?>? ?- ? ?? hat he thinks are myriads of telescopic leteors. If it is unorganized world dust, or ecomposed vapors, as the Democrat and hronicle, of Rochester, N. Y., remarks: ; How is this matter to be dispose ! of? Will t settle and form a deposit upon the earth, < r remain a partial opaque shell about the pj, arth to cut off a portion of the sun's light _ ipon it (" ~~ "Whatever the mystery is, there is no deny- jp ng that some very strange forces are at jH vork in the upper airs. The terrible torna- X loes and cyclones which have swept our own 1 ountry, and the fearful volcanoes and earth |J [uakes which have destroyed so many cities V ind thousands of people?the tidal waves vhich mysteriously rise and fall on coasts 1 litherto unvexed by them?the tremendous i ictivity which is evident in the sun by the / onstant revelation of enormous spots upon j tssurface?all indicate unusual enersy in % he heavenly bodies. ?f These circumstances recall Professor Grim- ? ner's prophecies, that from 1881 to 1^7, the oassaee of the five great planets?Mars. Nep;une, Jupiter, Uranus and Saturn?around # ;he sun would produce strange and wonder- I :ul phenomena, ne says: " me waiera w p She earth will become more or less poisonous. I The air will be foul with noisome odors. * Ancient races will disappear from the earth." He attempts to prove his prophecy by the fact that in .1720, when Mars and Saturn F made their passage around the sun ^Incidentally, great destruction anri mor- s tality visited all parts of the globe. He also found the fame results in previous perehelion passages of the planets, and argue < that these circumstances always produce epidemics and destructive diseases which will baffle the skill of the most eminent physicians; that the poor will die bv thousands, the weak and intemperate falling first, these whose blood has been imiwverished by excess of work or dissipation next, and only those who are in comparative vigor shall escape to enjoy the era of renewed activity and prosperity which will follow the period of destruction. Inasmuch as the entire world seems subject to the sway of the heavenly bodies no part of the earth, he thinks, can escaps scourging. He even predicts that America will lose over ten millions of people; that the farmers will be stricken with fear and cease to till the soil; that famine will make human misery more wretched. That hundreds will flee to overcrowed cities for aid In vain. That sudden changes in ccr>au currents, temperature and surroundings will unfirali* trnnofnrm t.hfi flirfi of nature and climate of countries; that the air will he " so foul with malaria and other noxious gases, that those who survive will be troubled with disorders of the digestive organs. That many who escape other ills will bloar with dropsy and suddenly pass away, while others will prow thin and drag out a miserable existence in indescribable agony for weeks. Neuralgic pains in different parts of the body will torment them. Thev will easily tire and txcome despondent. A faint, hot feeling win be succeeded by chilly sensations while nallucinations and dread of impending ill will paralize all effort. "The birds in the air. the beasts of the field and even the fish of the sea will become diseased, poisoning the air and poisoning the waters of the globe." We are told on the other hand that those who shall pass through this period of trial will have larger enjoyment of life and health. The earth will yield more abundantly than ever before. The animal kingdom will be more prolific and life prolonged very materially. This prolongation ot life will be owing to tne healthy electric and C magnetic influences that will pervade the at T* wrtnW nankano cfidm tVl a t thfi 1 UlU3pUClC< JLU nuuiu UU|/>3 OVVlii VUM" hwv I present redress of the sun, and the presence j of a belt or veil of cosmic matter, justified, t in a measure, the prediction of Professor Grimmer, but disturbing as his a prediction may be we are told for our com- ( lort that the strong and pure blooded need have little to fear In these calamities, tba I those who are delicate or indisposed shoult adopt means to keep the system well supported and the blood pure, and that the most philosophical and effective method of accom- J plishing this is to keep the kidneys and liver J in good condition. from the testimorials of ! such men as Dr. Dio Lewis and Professor R. A. Gunn, M. D., Dean of the United (States ; Medical College, New York, and thousands of influential non-professional people, it seems almost certain that for this purpose there is ] no preparation known to science equal to 1 Warner's Safe Cure, better Known as 1 "VVarnei 'b Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. This < medicine has acquired the finest reputation of * any preparation that was ever put upon the 1 market. It is a radical blood purifier, which I soothes and heals all inflamed organs, F strengthens the nervous system, washes out ( all evidences of decay, regulates digestion, prevents malassimilation of food in a phil- J osophical and rational manner, fortifies the ? system against climatic changes and malarial influences and the destructive agencies which 1 seem to be so abundant in these " evil days." J It is not our purpose to dispute the correct ?iess of Professor Grimmer's prophecies. As j we have said, the marked aisturbancas of the past few years would seem to give a J semblance of verification of his theory. It | is certain, as above stated, that we are pass- t ing through what may be regarded as a '> crucial j>eriod and it is the part of the wise I men not to ignore, but to learn to fortify I themselves against the possibility of I being overcome by these evils, it is a I duty which each man owe: to him- r self, and his fellows, to mitigate as much as i possible the suffering of humanity and in no way better can he accomplish this purpose than to see to it that he, himself, is fortified J by the best known preparation in the strong- ' est possible manner and that he exert the influence of his own example upon his fellows I to the end that they, too, may share with him I immunity from the destructive influences I which seek his min. Statistics of electric wire deaths in New York arj to be taken. Tapped Elfffat Time*. Feeling deeply grateful for the benefit re: ceived from the use of Hunt's Remedy, l reel ; proud to inform you of the good it has-done me; for the great sufferingInave passed and am now saved by Hunt's Remedy. I desire to pt ite my case to the public, so that other sufferers may obtain the benefit of its wonderful curative powere some time. I begun to suffer excruciating pains in the region of my kidneys; I had the most intense agony; ' I whs contined to my bed and totally unable . to change my position or move in any way. i I wns tapped eight times. I then heard of { Hunt's Remedy: I bought a bottle, and after taking n few spoonfuls the result was magical, aud in a few days my pain was gone and my water passed freely, and I could eat most anything: my swelling disappeared. I was a new person altogether. The doctors had given me up to die, said there was no hops for mo. I had one hundred and fifty-six pounds of water taken out of me. Was treated by 83V6nteen different doctors, and Hunt's Remedy has cured me. I feel proud over your medicine. Those who suffer with the dropsy I hope will give it a trial, and sea the gcod it will do. It works like a charm. I would advise those having difficulty with tl.eir kidneys to give Hunt's Remedy a trial. I am sure that it will give them instant relief <U1U give lueoi u i'\~ 4 ? ? - ? ? willing to give all information iii my power in regard to this most valuable medic.ne. Yours truly, Mba. David Nobth. I Ecorse, Wayne County, Mich., May 30,1883. I The average ape of French generals is I under forty-five: of English, over sixty-five. An Undoubted B!e**lnar. About thirty years ago a prominent physician by the name of Dr. William Hall dis* (; covered, or produced after long experi- L mental research, a remedy for diseases of the throat, chest and lungs, which was of such ? wonderful efficacy that it soon gained a wide *> reputation in this country. The name of ^ the medicine is Dr. Win. Hall's Balsam ; for the Lungs, und may be safely relied on I { as a speedy aid positive euro lor coughs, in colds, sore throat, etc. Pi i- ? - di Walnut Leaf Hair Restorer. nc It is entirely different from all others. It i is as clear as water, and as its name indicates I is a per feet Vegetable Hair Restorer. It will | T immediately free the head from all dandruff, I restore gray hair to its natural color, and proiluce a new growth where it has fallen off. It does not in any manner affect the healthwh'ch sulphur, sugar of lead and nitrate of a silver preparations have done. It will change J light or faded hair in a few days to a beauti- j fill g'ossy brown. Ask your druggist for it I Rich bottle is warranted. Smith, Kli.ve & ~ I'O., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia. Pa, [tnd C\ y. (-'ritten'ton, New York. r A .Special Invitation. W e especially invite a trial by all tho-e suf- _ leivrs from Kidney and Liver complaints " .vho have failed to obtain relief from other *emediesand from doctors. Nature's great I remedy, Kidney-Wort, has effected cures in ? ? jiany obstinate cases. It act> a: once o:i t he "" Sidneys, Liver anl Bowels, cleansing the 1>a y.-teni of all prisonous humors and restoring i healthy condition of those important or jans. Do not bo discouraged, but try it. Mr. L Ray, 44 Nostrand avenue, Brooklyn, ?t ays Dr. Elmore's R.-ti. saved his life; four I In nrge bottles cured his dyspepsia, kidney and j ? iver diseases, which six doctors had fuile 1 to lelp, and of whichhe expected to die soon. \ ~ Whr Hrtn'f TTAn ncn Rt. PofT?i/*lr'a fiaWa ? [Yy it. Use it. iioa at all druggists. Straighten your boots & shoes with Lyon'* Patent Heel StilTeners, and wear them again. ! i - . ! RHEUMATISM g In calling your attention to the following cmm where , 1lood's Sarsaparilla has worked remarkable ra-oa in | \ 'x henmatic affections,it is not our desire to impres* your | lind with the idea that it is a specific remedy for rhen- * latism. We doubt if there is or can be ?nch a remedy. 1 YJ 'ho facta are stated, and prove that in these Intttances >'/ ?nd many othore) Hood's Sarsaparilla haa produced s GREAT RESULTS j ? Now, If yon are a sufferer, is it not possible, yes, j ~~Z robable, that Hood's Sarsaparilla may do for yon what ~ ,haa done for others? At "I have been much troubled at times with rheuma. 1 .Mi sm, the cause of whieh I think I must attribute to a "" ant of proper action of ray liver. Amongothertfcings, bad pain and great soreness In my left side. At "n ight I conld solflum lie on that side. Laft siring ] to >ok Hood's Sarsaparilla, regularly, aocord'ng to direo. I ons, with an occaainoal dose of Hood's Pills, until I _ *e 1 seven bottles: it did me a great deal of good. M? JH inornl health husWii good through the summer, nnd ?& have h?d but little trouble with rheumatism. Mys di ** ues not pais me, and Indeed I think I sleep now more _ u my left side than on my right. I think it did my u holo system good." Mbb. E. a. Nichols, 6 Garland SI reel, Boston, Mass. : 1 Hood's Sarsaparilla ? % bi tsaTdjftjti ? & am a wiSoiiw" M^^ke thto* novel plan indawife. I am 37 years of age, Am?4- . i descent, have a little daughter, about ,000 in money and farms, ana am acting ;ood faith. I prefer a lady about 25 or 80: objections to a widow if she has bnt one Id. Also prefer a Protestant lady who is piously inclined, and financially worth tub as ifluch as I am, as this would pi?it suspicions of her marrying: me for my nnrtv *.r>0 will be paul to the person (ling me the name of "a la'Iy of the above cription, if I marry hor after mather acquaintance. Ladies can answer 3 direct, and if they choose they can use < assumed name until they find I am in . nest and as represented. Also, if deelmL in give reference to one of the present a pressmen, who will vouch for my sincerin this matter. Send photograph and ill return mine. Address Geo" W. Wnr .Ms, Box 711, Washington, D. C. Curb (Mine*. This magic balm, which is in truth Petroleum sweet and clean; It gives toaje the charm of youth, The matchless Carboline. Consumption in any stage may be cored by jo's Cure. 25 cents a bottle. foJiilS TOR PAIN. theumatism,CNeufalgia, Sciatica; Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, ? - -?'"~r."r?"?*-r?i Barn*. N raids, Frost BUM, 15D ALL OTUKU BODILV PA1H8 AIL iCU oMb? DniffUU and De*wr?eretywiniw* 0 7 DirtcUo#?laU Uncumitfc |M THX CHARLK* a, toccleh ?MiPiT0(Uint0U< _ NYKU-1 ^ fiwwiMam^igSlsSai || THE 8URE CUR-B 41 " " FOB *" ?|1 KIDNEY DISEA8E8, LIVER COMPLAINT8, CONSTIPATION, PILES, AND BLOOD DiSEASE8. PHYSICIAHS EMDORSE IT HEARTTLY. | "Kldn^y-Wort 1a tho most euccesiflil "Xldnay-Wort la always reliable,** Dr. B, N. Clark, So. H(>ro, Vt "Kidney-Wort baa curcd my w ifc after ttmn gnfltadsg#w Dr. C. H. Summcrlin, 8un HXB*Chu ' IN TH0U8AND8 OF CASM Ithaaearedwhoro all cLic Uad ?ailod. XtlanQd, butoffldent, CEHTAIS IN ITS ACTIO Jr,tw* harmlsn In all oases. trittksiwi the Blood and Strcactk*wu4 |1tm Hew life to all the Important orgsne Of the body. Tho natural action of the Kidnayiiel restored. Tha Liver la cljanaed of aUdJaeaMt and tha Bowola movo ?re:ly and heaUhftiOy. la thia way the worst discasea art mtiMM from tha system. ' g ma, noo uqcid oa dht, solo bt mwu. Dry can bo cent by maiL WEUJI, BIC1IAKDSOS Jc OO.Bartta^? ?. IW?i5IAmV/Si ' -- i wiAasimm* r\ -rrtfiUTf^. is laauuy F Ilniini lAh ivn muuriM tons, 8t. Vitus Dance, Alcohol tiro, )plum Eating, 8emlnal Weakness, Im* KTtency, Syphilis, Scrofula, and all Nervous and Blood Diseases. EfTo Clergymen, Lawyers, Litenuy Ken, N~ ierchmts, Bankers, Ladles and all whose edentanr employment causes Nerrocs Proeration, Irregularities of the blood, stomach, - towels or Kidneys, or who require a nerve onlc,appetizerorstimulant, SamartUmNer* ne is Inyaluable. < i J t JSEtiHtXA [THEiaREATj $' ronderfnl Invigor- n mtthaterersustain- | || E DU El) id ajlnklng system. L IV C|II|V E| J fLSOat Druggists. v ' H Mr n>iDi.a.A.mcHMQND IE0ICALCO., Sole Pro-1 UUrlUUUlUm ' iriaton,SL Joseph. Mo. ' ' t Ih&s. N. Crittenton, Agent, Nwr York. (8) . Ma poroos plaster Is inotateljtA* batvm II iMde, combining tha __ _ _ __ irtuea of hop* with PI ARTFP Tim.,balaaas and ex- w Bill racta. Ita power Is wonderfnl In coring dlaaaaasvhm ther piaster* simply relievo. Crick la Um Back aat reck, Pain In the Side op Limbs, Stiff Joints tad Bank* lldney Troubles, RhmrmiHim, Xscralgla, Son Gba4 JXecUons of the Hear* and Liver, aodall pate or adMi i toy part cored Instantly by the Ifop .Hasten-flFffcT --3 I a mm it Frfoe K cents or Ave fcr fLtt. LAMt Mailed on receipt of jnlea. Hw ail drofffflsts coantnr fltaML ' 9#%\#IV|?Proprietor*, Bortoo, gjfa, t ' k ?=?: x ; tyFor oomtlpflon, low of appetite and dlw? oirgli Ulce H?wley'? Stomach ?nd Ltrer P1H?. ? V imperiare, acd ot rsr . ? th?ee K o? t t t ,*f the mort 'popo'lae, * m\gR WSrgW^b. Irregolari? 0<_tte atornacb tndbonK . reRirded >1 thle'pS SUFFERS jgg Data r r H elt'S cumuli "ben applied by the fin SjKf.f'-Y & Into the noetrfl* WS>ntAM RM.V^^!W,U be.beorbed. effect '^ CUorc CO^lURl 17 cleanirin? u? ijr |N I of catarrhal viro*. caosmW^COr*rf0 "ZfiMlnt healthy eeeretian* fu*vcrvrD?w "lllys inflwn??tlo?. nAl'i?" tl\ 1m protects the membrane t' & V ^^B?f ^ UM' P'WIW* " W- / ntAJ from additional cold*, K. y completely heal* the kar^ 8oroe acd rMtoree U?te and imell. A fer ap. K3Bs^evS 1 plication* reliere. A USA I ?loTot^ trtatwuml wOt * MAY-FEVER ggtTVin: SHOE 50 CENTS. BY MAIL OR AT DBUOOIRS, ELY BROTHERS, OWEGO, W.T. MHSaHH good news HaaEnaaffll to 1 Anirsi Grratfft inducements ever of 3S fered. Now'syonrtiim tocetnp orders for oar celebrated Tea* KHuJHI and Colleen,and secure abeautiIfriWViJ'TfT ful Gold Band or Moss Roie Chin* a Tea Set, or Handsome Decorated >lu i>i<nit Mi?.i Hone Dinner fv-t, or Gold Band Moea leu r iteil Toilet Set. K< r full particular* ad dree* Till: t?K EAT AM Kit I CAN TEA CO.. P. U. Boi a?i'. 31 and XI Ve^ey St., Near York. vD!ELMORFS^ K. O. is the quickest, plMsaatect *?r#st and best remedy for kidney. liver, stomach, bladder and blood oiseasos, and only ro?l curative era* /(\V7CS. discovered for njute and chrooio rheumatism, gout, lumbago, sciat1/ ica, neuralgia, etc. Has cored hopeBe oases Bnght's disease and dyspepsia In 3 weeks-ill rmsof rbeumatio disorders in 2 to IS weeks?relieve* Qammatory is 1 day. Can refer to hundreds of relLae people cured who had tried in vain everything else. irely ootanio, harmless, and nico to lrink. Ask yoar uggiit to get it; If be declines send to nsforit?lake thing else, Kim ore. Adam* A Co.. luo William st.. W. X fSsi WILSON'S' IICHTMINR SFWER.! IIWII IIII1W WHIWBII1 Two thousand atltche* a mtnnte. The only baolutely firat-clas* Hewing Machine In the rorld. 8enton trial. ^Warranted 5 year* end for Illustrated Catalogue and Clrenla* I. Asrenta Wanted. 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