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hH^HHHHRood-bye.
soon unmeasured distance
HHKs
H^Its leaden clouds betweon our parted souls !
Bf How little to each other now are we?
P And once how much 1 dreamed we two might
be !
I, who now stand with eyes undlmmed and
d ry
To say good-bye.
To say goodly* t<> all sweet memories.
Good-bye to tender questions, soft replies:
Good-bye to hope, go. d-bye to dreaming, too.
Good-bye to all things dear?good bye to you"Without
a tear, a prayer, a sigh?
Our last good-bye.
I had no chain t<> hind you with at all:
No grace to charm, no brauty to enthrall.
No power to hold your eyes with mine, and
make
Your heart on fire with longing for my sake
Till all the yearnings presiil into one crv:?
'Love, not good-live:"
Ah, 110?1 had no strength like that, you
know;
Yet my worst weakness was to love vou so !
*
So much too well?so much too well?or ill?
Yet even that might have been pardoned
stillIt
would have been had I Iteenyou?you I!
I Jut now?goo.l-bve.
'fir
How soon the bitter follows on the sweet!
Could I not chain your fancy's flying feet
Coul.l l not hold your soul?to make you
playTo-morrow
in the key of yesterday?
Dear?do you dream that I would stoop to
try?
Ah, no? good bye 1
?.4 ryosy.
| ONLY AUNT MARGERY.
"CJirls! I have some news for you!
Grand news it is. hut papa told me not
to mention it. so if I tell you, you will let
it ?0 no further?" ami Connie Steadnian
glanced round at lu r friends, feeling herself
an important personage, as the youthful
possessor of a vcrct usually does.
"Oh. trust us. Connie, we won't say a
single word to any one; we will lie as dumb
as mutes on the subject," exclaimed
' Kate Dcrwent; and her sister Mary, and
their cousin, Kdith Salter, who had come
in like Constance for a morning chat,
tnorlo 1 w? irill 1111(1 till'
quartette drew their eliair-; close, in delightful
anticipation.
''Well, then. pupa told us yesterday
evening?Imt. Katie, there is some one
in the other room." and Connie glanced
through the half >pen curtains into the
large drawing-i 0111, at the further end
of which sat a lady engaged in some
i quiet occupation.
" Only Aunt Margery, "answered Katie:
" she is copying some music for us, and
won't hear if you speak low. Now do,
dear Connie, get on with your story, for
I am dying with impatience.''
"Well, then, the house on the hill is let
.to a single gentleman, Mr. Maurice
Chester, very nice-looking, very rich, who
intends to come and live in it himself, and
give no end of nice parties and halls, I
expect, for lie asked papa if there was
good society in the neighborhood, as he
would not like to settle down in a dull
place. Of course papa gave him a good
report of the land, in that and every
other respect, and so he decided to take
the house, lie will come here next month,
to superintend the fitting up. etc."'
"Oh, how glorious!"' cried Mary, clapping
her hands; "now we shall have fun.
But, Connie, is he young. though?"
"Oh. yes. about thirty, papa thought,''
answered Connie, rather doubtfully.
"Thirty? Why, he is quite old!" said
Mary, disgusted, from a seventeen-yearold
point of view. "Why, he will do for
Aunt Margery?we always call her an old
maid, and he is an old bachelor!"
"Nonsense Mary, what stuff you talk."
said Kate, who, being threc-and-twenty,
took a different view of the matter.
"Thirty is not old for a man You only
care for boys, like George Burden."
Mary blushed. "But you would not expect
him to buy a house and estate, like
this gentleman. The only thing is?is he
engaged. Connie?"
"Ah, that I can't tell you. unfortunately.
I asked papa, and he said very likely, he
hnfln't :iske<] him: but 111:1111111:1 thinks not.
because he would certainly have brought
the lady to see her future home, if he had
been," said Connie.
"Your mamma is right, Connie: he certainly
would have done so," said Kate, decidedly.
And then followed quite an hour's discussion
about the newcomer, in the height
of which, Connie herself, as well as the
other two, quite forgot the need of secrecy,
and the lady so quietly occupied in the
other room must have been very deaf not
to have heard all the conversation.
She took very little notice of it.however;
the girls made just as much commotion if
they met a new face at a dinner-party, or
* were introduced to a strange partner at a
ball, for Maundbury was such a quiet
place, and so miserably short of masculine
society, except the old and married, that
any chance acquaintance even caused quite
a flutter among the marriageable ladies.
ilow, then, coulcl the news or a permanent
resident fail to affect them?
It is said that at no age does a woman
give up the hope of marriage, hut I must
say at the risk of being disbelieved, that
uo thought s of the matter ever caused Margery
Derwent's pulse an extra flutter.
If her niece Kate had grown to the age
of twenty-three, beautiful and attractive
as she was, with only lovers ' who loved
and rode away," there seemed little
chance for her. Aunt Margery,with the
faded looks and quiet manners that sorrow,
and loss, and thirty years of lift- had
dowered her with, to be more fortunate.
Margery had had her love-dream,but it
had faded with the loss of her father and
all her fortune, except a small sum which
just found her in clothes, while her
brother insisted upon her making his
house her home. At first Mrs. Dcrwcnt
objected, but the!' finding Margery very
useful to call up in the night in ease of
sudden illness, to help take care of the
children, and to make herself generally
useful, as poor relations are expected to
do, she ceased to grumble, and Margery
found herself settled at Dcrwcnt
house, with a a<?rt of half-recognition in
society, the back seat of the carriage,
the coldest place at tli<- fireside always
hers, in return for being constantly at
every one's beck and call.
She had never been a beauty, but she
had been" pretty and lively, and much
sought%fter in society when she was the
only darling of a rich man. and at first
the change had been very bitter to her,
but of late she had grown passively re
i 1^4 t r* a.
'vuiicuuu u> ui'i mi. urn ?rar> im iiic
-i, same unvarying rouml had quite driven
from her mind any hope of change. She
was "only Aunt Margery''to her nieces
and all their giddy circle of young acquaintances,
and had quite resigned herself
to remain so to the end of the
chapter.
So she took little or no interest in the
r - flutter of preparation caused among the
girls by tjj^tcoming of the eligihie bachelor,
though with her customary amiability, she
was always ready with her advice and assistance
in matters of the toilet, which
were to help captivate him when he came.
The girls had persuaded Mrs. Derwent
to give a small evening party the week
after his arrival, and as that lady had seen
and approved of luinasa "capital match
for Kate,'* they had very little difficulty in
getting their own way in the matter and
arranging it on a scale of grandeur never
before seen at Maundbury, except at the
stately parties given once a year at my Lord
jtlaundbury s own Jiou.se, at wmcn royalty
was sometimes present.
But I doubt if even royalty's own
gracious presence could have made that
party more successful; it served for a subject
of conversation f<?r a long time afterward.
Maurice Chester made himself so
agreeable, and proved to be such an adftV
mirable hand at arranging improptu
charade^, playing on his violin, dancing,
C}; singing and talking, that he was unanimously
voted the success of the evening,
and his coming into the neighborhood
was considered an unqualified gain by both
old and young.
The (piiet little sleepy town of Maundbnry
went nearly mad over him, and numberless
were the dinners, balls, and evening
parties given in his honor during the
next four months.
The name of Maurice Chester was in
every mouth: he was voted ua darling,"
"a gem," by the ladies, and a "brick,"
Jtr and a "jolly good fellow," by their
brothers. He was so dark and sunburned
??' ' that he looked his thirty-five years, but
then he was tall and handsome, with nobl$
features and winning manners, and all
' the young ladies envied Kate Derwent,
jV: who" being the most beautiful and accom
pusneu iauy an inc. cxruic,
$6 [ ly stand the best chance of winning such
a prize.
Mrs. Derwent had ascertained that he
was not engaged, lie had been, in his
X early youth, but the lady, a clergyman's
daughter, had died of a fever caught
through visiting the poor, on the eve of
' their marriage, and he had seen no one
"V since that he wished to put in her place.
This interesting information beine speed
ily circulated, made 'him^morc popular
than ever?quite a hero of romance, in
fact.
' And mamma says that is very likely
the reason he is so gentle and attentive to
ladies?why, he is quite as nice to her
and other married ladies as to us young
ones, and?did you notice??the other
evening he actually danced with Aunt
M rgery!"
Which hist exploit of the hero was evidently
considered an unnecessary waste
of his good offices by Miss Derwent.
Still less did she approve of his next
proceeding, which was to send to London
for two songs which Aunt Margery
happened to mention had been her favorites
long ago, but which she had lost
through lending th.mitoan acquaintance.
Tt ..II v,.rr tvnll vnn L-nnw fYmiiin ''
sin* said, in a confidential talk with that
unfailing sympathizer. "I like him to
be kind and attentive to the poor old
tiling, but really that is carrying" tilings a
little too far?she might expect the same
attention when we are married, which I
shall certainly not permit.''
' You think he really means something,
then. Kate? lie has not proposed yet?"
"No. but mamma says lie is sure to do so
>0011. Why, he is here nearly every day,
on some pretext or oilier, and what else can
lie come for? Beside, don't you know that
i h has arranged a grand picnic to Oarnj
forth ruins? Mamma says she is certain
l :n ... I I ?... ifuniia-mmilt.
in* 111 ii>!\ mi: i in/u ? r>v?, 11 t tni ovv
inir <i|T together. you will keep of! all intruders,
will you not?"
"I will certainly remember tlmt two are
company, but three none." answered Connie.
laughing.
Hie could afford to be good-natured, for
she was engaged to a handsome young
lieutenant, the only son of the rector, and
would be married on his return from his
next voyage.
The day of the picnic arrived. The
weather was superb, and everybody was in
high spirits, except the originator of the
j holiday. At starting he looked pale, and
! his manner was lire-occupied and nervous,
' - i .:..t ....if Miv
| Ulllllve ins UMiai miyui, j^ium .-i-n.
! Derwciit and her daughter exchanged
glances; Kate's was triumphant, and she
j saw herself, in imagination, returning
i home the promised bride of the rich and
. popular Maurice Chester, of Chester U rove,
as lie had renamed his splendid home.
I By the time they arrived at their destination,
Maurice had quite recovered his
I usual spirits, and was soon rowing Kate
j and some other gay young friends on the
lake, while Aunt Margery walked quietly
along its margin alone and rather sad, for
she could not but recall, as the sound of
their merry laughter came to her from the
water, her own bright youth, when she
had been surrounded by love and friendship.
as Kate was now. She felt a little
hurt, too, that Mr. Chester had notoirered
her a seat in the boat; it was not like
his usual kind thought fulness for all.
which she had so constantly admired in
him.
' All. well, I am only Aunt Margery to
him. I suppose. I dare say I look forty,
at least, beside Kate," she thought.
Hut it was not in her nature to spend
long in repining. She was soon engaged
in a merry hunt through the maze with
the younger members of the party, and
when the rowing-party returned, shouts
of "Auntie,, where are you "This way.
Johnnie I" "Take the path to the right!"
"Keep round to the left!'' "Oh. I am
lost!" rcsOunded through the usually "silent
ruins.
I i> .1,. ? ??? fi,?
i ll'MUin 4uai^ij iuiuim (i ??*!' ***v
hedge, which she plunged through, calling
on Reggie, her youngest nephew, tc
follow her.
"I'm coming, Aunt Margery; wait a
moment !*' he cried.
But. willing to give iilm a good chase,
Margery sped on. and presently found
herself in a small stone grotto, in which
the path unexpected terminated, and
shut in on either side by masses of tangled
bushes and underwood. Breathless, sin
sat down on a little worm-eaten wooden
bench, and waited for Reggie.
Footsteps soon were heard on the leafstrewn
path, and, springing out, intend
ing to give Reggie a start, Margery Hew
right into the arms of Maurice Chester.
Kate herselef could not have blushed
more vividly than did Margery at thi?
unlooked-for visitor to her retreat, nor, had
it been Kate, would Maurice have looked
more embarrassed, or have had a brightei
look of pleasure on his handsome fac<
directly after.
' Pray, excuse me, Mr. Chester; ]
j thought you were Reggie,'1 exclaimed
j Margery, who, woman-like, was the firsi
to recover herself.
I " Well. Miss Derwcnt, I really thinli
i yon owe nie some apology for so nearly
knocking me down! What sort of j
I place is this!" he continued, coolly look
! ing around him, and not offering to re
i limpiish the hand he had caught wher
! Margery darted out upon him.
"It is a very nice place. I think w<
will go hack, Reggie cannot find me,'
said Margery, blushing more deeply, unci
trying to withdraw her hand.
' I don't want Reggie or any one els<
to find you just now. though I am onh
too glad I have done so," answered Maurice,
and he gently drew her back to th<
<jrotto. " Come and sit down just for s
few moments; I huve something to tel
you.'"
Margery's face grew pale again, and
with a gentle, yet dignified movement,
she withdrew her hand.
"He is going to tell me that he love.'
j Kate, and wishes to marry her," she
thought. And with another sigh for hei
own vanished youth, when love, and joy,
and a happy marriage had lain within
the limits of a sweet probability for hei
future life, she seated herself to listen.
It was strange how the commonplaci
civilities she had received from the mar
now before her had seemed to reawaken
the hopes and thoughts of that time
which had for so long seem buried. Hut
he. too. began to sneak of a buried past,
j and she resolutely put aside her own
1 thoughts, and listened with an interest
in the speaker that bred in her a vague
alarm. What was Maurice Chester to
her. she tremblingly asked herself, that
hi* tones should thrill her?
"Ten years ago. Miss Derwent, I was
engaged to be married, and I can truly
say that no two people could have loved
each other with a truer devotion, or have
seen before them the prospects of more
I happiness than my poor Marion and I. But
she was taken from me, and the blow
was cruci indeed, r or years i nave
mourned her, and I never hoped to be
gav and happy again, until a happy fate
sent me to Maundbury, where I have seen
one whose sweet self-forget fulness and
gentle care for others awakened my admiration.
and has now won the love of
my later manhood. Margery, dear gentle
Margery, will you accept the gift? I will
try to make your life happy and free
from care, and I shall think myself
blessed at last if you will give me your
sweet self in return."
i 11 1:.... i . r i.. i
in- \\ii> Miiiiuiun iMiui r i in u\9\\ % .um
*?jK-akiu?r with rapid, eager utterance,
while Margery could only stammer out:
"Mr. Chester?I?1?you surprise me.
I thought my niece Kate?"
"Kate is a very charming girl, and 1
hope will some day meet with a husband
worthy of her. Hut my answer. Margery?"
"What could Margery say? Looking u]i
; into the handsome face and loving eye*
I bent over her, she said words that to
I both of them were as binding as the niaVi
riage vrrws which a few months later, to
the chagrin of Mrs. Dcrwent and Kate,
| ami the astonishment of all Maundbury,
they uttered at the parish church, on a
lovely spring morning.
Maurice Chester was supremely happy
in his choice, while his wife was " only
Aunt Margery" no longer.
The Oldest Republic.
According to the London correspondent
of the Manchester Guardian, the little
State of San Marino, just thirty miles
in circumference, the oldest government in
Europe and the oldest republic in the
world, proposes to enter into diplomatic
relations with England. San Marino,
situated in the midst of the Papal States,
has been entirely independent since, in
the fourteenth century, it refused to pay
certain taxes to the pope. It was already
a self governing community, the sovereignty
being exercised by the whole
population. But in the fourteenth century
this absolute form of democracy was
replaced by a sort of oligarchy, power
being vested in a council of sixty life
members elected from all classes of the
population. Five centuries later, in 1847,
it was decided that the council of sixty
should appoint annually a committee of
twelve, who still form the supreme
judicial court. Secretaries of home and
foreign affairs and a receiver-general of
finance were also appointed San Marino
can scarcely possess a lar^e army, but its
government has often given proof of
courage; and, on one occasion, when
Garibaldi had sought refuge within the
boundaries of the brave little republic, it
refused to give him up, and persisted in
its refusal, notwithstanding Austrian
threats of invasion. It may be further
mentioned in honor of San Marino that,
unlike another notorious little Italian
State (Monaco) it does not tolerate public
gambling
RAISING THE SUGAR CANE.
THE PROCESS OF 8UOAB MAZING i
XX LOUISIANA.
How the Caitc In Planted, (irown and
Hanc?tcd-Thc .Hethod of linking
Snpa.r.
I Sugar planting differs from nil other
I agricultural pursuits in that the fanner
i himself is of necessity a manufacturer
| also. Grain goes to the mill, cotton to
the factory, but cane is so heavy and so i
perishable that it will not bear long1 transportation,
and must be prepared for consumption
at the placc where it is grown.
Cane is planted like corn in rows six
feet apart, special attention being paid to
drainage. Technically speaking there is
no "seed." but stalks of cane are laid In
the furrow, sometimes singly but oftener
two, three or four stalks being laid side
by side. At each joint there is, or should
be, an 41 eye" from which sprouts a
single endogenous shoot which sends
downward slender tough roots,and at the
surface of the ground puts out twenty or
more suckers, most of which perish,
leaving perhaps a half dozen to reach
maturity. In its early stages cane apparently
dilfe-s from corn only in having
a narrower blade and a lighter
shade of green, but as soon as
corn tassels it ceases to t^row and devotes
itself to the production of seed. In the
tropics cane alsp in due time tassels, but
in Louisiana before it reaches that stage
it is nipped by the frost, which kills the
terminal shoots and stops further growth.
Tim mv.ii-tii fine has been re
?
markably strong, stalks nine feet long,
with twenty to twenty-five ripened
joints, exclusive of the green tops, being
common. The average is probably seven
and one-half to eight feet in length, with
a diameter at the ground of one and onehalf
inches. These stalks arc so full of
sap that when cut with a knife the juice
will spurt out like blood from a cut
artery.
After the cane is planted the cultivation
differs but little from that of Western
corn, consisting in frequent stirring
of the soil with plows, and breaking of
clods and clearing of weeds with cultivator
and hoes. After the "plant cane" is
cut, the roots remain in the ground for
another year, thriving up a new growth
called "stubble.'' or "rattoon," which
produces nearly as much as the "plant.'"
Sometimes the roots remain still an|
other year, but generally they are plowed
up and the field planted with corn and
a" v " T'Urt /./vfn ic Viorv/icforl nnrl
"i;u\v i nt; u'i ii m
the pea vines plowed under, when the
land is ready for eanc again. Under such
a system of cultivation these deep alluvial
soils do not deteriorate, but produce
year after year crops of enormous w(Tight
and value. Thirty-five and even forty
tons of cane to the acre have been cut
this season, worth, when delivered nt the
sugar-house, from $3.50 to $4..10 per
ton.
All field work here is done by mules
instead of horses. Fifteen acres, ten of
cane and live of corn, are considered a
fair area for a plow team of four mules
and two negroes. Of the two men, one
i holds the plow while the driver rides the
nigh wheeler and guides the others,
partly by rope reins, partly by his long
whip, but more than all by his voice.
Each mule is supposed to know his or
her name, but the driver rarely uses it.
It is, '*You mule! Wha' for you lay back
when I done tole you go ahead?" acconi
panied by a flourish of the whip which
cracks like a pistol shot so close to the
i animal's hide as to rough the hair without
actually grazing the skin.
All through the late winter, the spring
I and the early summer months, the plows
i keep going, running a race with the
I ubiquitous weeds, until late in June or
1 early in July the long plumes of the
cvnc interlace across the furrows so that
i the teams can no longir penetrate them,
and the weeds, disheartened by the
heavy shade, give up the contest. Then
the field is " laid by." the planter goes
North for a few weeks' vacation, and
the overseer and hands are left to get
1 out tirewood from the swamp, mend the
< roads, harvest the corn and "tidy up''
1 generallv. In the meantime the susrari
t i .1 ,.1?
i I10ll.SU litis limi lilUlWU^UIj u>tumuiv,u,
: repairs and alterations made, machinery
> cleaned and polished, and everything
prepared for the winter's grinding. Oe[
tober brings the ])Ianter home, and about
I the 10th of the month the harvest
t begins.
From that time onward there is little
; rest for man or beast until the last stalk
of cane is transformed into sugar. The
i force is divided into three parts, each
. ??irt nnrlur ftc.nwn overseer: the cutters. I
I'"*" ?
the cane shed gan<; and the sugar boilers''
i hands. A day's work is from sunrise to
sunset, but'iii addition the night is d:;
vided into two " watches " of six hours
' each, and if the supply of cane is suffil
cient to keep the mill going, tlie sugarhouse
work runs day and night with
i hardly any intermission.
In cutting, a broad-bladcd heavy knife.
like a butcher's cleaver, and having a
; small hook at the back is used. I)rawt
ing a stalk to himself by means of this
I hook, the cutter seizes it with his left
hand. Two downward strokes strip the
I leaves from the ripened portion, a third
, lops olf the green top, and a fourth cuts
it off just at the surface of the ground.
? The tops and leaves lie where they fall:
> tlir. nr/' hi led in the furrow to wait <
the carts. In pleasant weather there are j
no better roads in the world than those
i of a well-kept Louisiana cornfield. The
clayey soil packs under the broad wheels
until it is as hard and smooth as ice, and
four mules will trot of! with a cart and
i load weighing together two and one-half
i to three tons; but a half day's rain will
i turn one of these roads into a quagmire
so deep and tenacious that it will be
almost impossible to drag even an empty
cart through it. Portable railways are
coming into use upon the best plantations,
their value showing in rainy
weather, when but for them the mill
would stop for want of cane.
Arrived at the sugar-house, the cane
is turned over to the cane-shed gang,
l.v u'lirmi if i? snrenri cvenlv unon the i
carrier,'' an endless belt or apron, by
which it is conveyed through an archway
into the sugar-house and fed to the
roliing-mill. Of the 1,020 plantations in
Louisana, four-fifths use steam and the j
remainder horse, or rather mule power.
The mule mills arc very small, the iron j
rolls standing perpendicularly, and the !
cane is fed to them one stalk at a time j
by hand. The rolls of the steam mills l
are three in number, arranged horizon- |
tally, the upper one resting upon the :
other two. In several places a second I
mill <>f two rolls is set behind the first [
three and takes from them the crushed j
cane or "bagasse," as it is called.
The largest rolls in the State are seven '
feet lon<r by forty-two inches in diame- I
ter for the first three, while the second '
two sire of the same lenirth bv forty- !
four inches in diameter; all of solid iron '
and held together -by enormous holts j
screwed down by levers ten feet long. I
Even with this tremendous pressure i
nearly twenty per cent, of juice escapes
in the bagasse, while on lighter rolls the
loss i< from one-third to nearly one-half,
i I'pon the problem of avoiding this enormous
waste much money and thought
have been expended.
Passing from the mill, the juice i- first
i strained and then agitated in a close box
in contact with the fumes of burning
sulphur by which it is bleached. Thence
it passes into large settling tanks, where
it receives a small portion of lime water, j
Up to this point the process is the same
on all plantations, large or small, but the
after treatment varies in different places.
I'nder the old-fashioned "open kettle"
system the juice is boiled over a wood
tiro in shallow wooden kettles, three or
four of them constitute a "battery." The i
Jo >1!nnnrl frnrn /im> In miniIwr :i* it
.I""'- "M'l" " -- |
decreases in bulk, until it reaches the
smallest and hottest kettle, when it boils |
until ready to crystallize, when it is
drawn off into wooden tanks and allowed
to remain several days, by which time it
is almost solid. It is then shoveled into
hogsheads having holes in the bottom,
through which the molasses drains. At
the end of ten days further the molasses
ceases to drip, and the sugar, of a dirty,
yellow color, is ready for the market.
On three-quarters of the plantations
sugar is made in this primitive way, hut
as these are the smallest in capacity,
their proportion of the entire crop is
i V* liiekj flf flu, wnnnininrr nlfintf'rc
IIIIIV11 --M ...v, b , .
one-half retain the open kettle, hut supplement
them with pans heated by steam \
for the later stages of evaporation; and I
a few of these possess vacuum pans for i
the final concentration. Less than one
hundred have complete "trains,"' in which
all the boiling is done by steam. These
"refiners," as they are called, in addition
to the crop raised upon their own land,
often buy cane of their smaller neighbors.
They employ the most skilled labor,
and there is great though kindly
rivalry between them as to the biggest
yield and the best quality of sugar; and
to hear a group of these gentlemen talking
on the piazza of the St. Charles hotel
after the Crop is ofi", one would think i
they had all just returned from a fishing I
excursion.?New Orlennt JHcay'une. i
SELECT SIFTINGS.
A man breathes about eighteen times
\ minute, and uses about 3,000 cubic
feet of air per hour.
A pair of knitted sock 2,000 years old
lias been discovered in an Egyptian
tomb. Thev are loosely knit of line
sheep's wool, and the foot is finished in
two parts to allow the sandal strap to
pass between them.
The Rurmnns believe that when a man
is critically sick the best tiling to do is
to {jive the patient a mixture of everything
in the medicine chest. The result
of this theory is that protracted illnesses
arc not common in Burmah.
Recent experiments in German schools
have shown that the difficulty of reading
black letters 011 a white ground compared
to that of reading white 011 a black
ground is as 4*21 to 4!)(i. and, therefore,
the slate and the blackboard will probably
fall into disuse in the empire.
"Old Q,'1 the Duke of Qucensbury,
during the later years of his life, kept a
servant mounted 011 a pony at the curbstone.
At a signal from "Old Q," when
any one nassed that he wished to see and
talk with, or wished to know more of.
the menial cantered ofT in pursuit.
At the trial in Chicago of one disorderly
person for stabbing another in
an opium-den. the complainant was a
Chinaman, the defendant an Irish
woman, the prosecuting attorney an
American, the defendant's counsel an
Afiican. and the policeman who made
the arrest n German.
Near the mouth of the Little Cheyenne
lliver, in Dakota, is a rock with curious
indentations. It is twelve feet long by
seven or eight wide, and rises above the
surface of the ground about eighteen inches.
Its edges are angular, its surface
Hat, and it shows little efl'ect of ice action.
It appears to be jnagncsian limestone,
and its whiteness makes it a conspicuous
object. On the surface are several
deep and perfect footprints, as
though made by the left nioccasincd foot
of a woman or boy. It is known to the
Indians as a religions rock, and they worship
it.
An Oriental writer has recently given
ati interesting description of an ancient
burial in the Chinese empire. It was the
custom of the wealthy man to procure
his coflin when he reached the age of
forty. He would then have it painted
three times a year, with a composition
resembling silicate paint or enamel, which
.in i.vonnriinrrlr Tinrrl ro:lt inf.
The process of making this paint is one
of tin* lost arts of China. If the owner
lived long enough, the frequent painting
?eaeli coat being of considerable thickness-caused
it to assume the appearance
of a sarcophagus, with a foot or more of
this hard, stone-like shell. After death
the veins and cavities of the person's
stomach were filled with quicksilver, for
the purpose of preserving the body. A
]liece of jade would then be placed in
each nostril and in one hand, while a
piece of bar-silver would be placed in the
other hand. The body thus prepared
was placed on a layer of quicksilver
within the coffin: the latter was sealed,
and the whole deposited in its final resting-place.
Curiosities of the Sense of Siuell.
Take the scents of the flowers. "Who
is there that, proceeding along some leafy
country lane, docs not encounter a delicate
odor, which irresistibly carries his
memory back to days when, younger and
fitfer from real care, he gamboled among
the gems of Nature to which the suggesting
perfume belongs.
The smell of violets, hidden in the green,
Pours back into my empty soul and frame
The time when I remembered to have been
Joyful and free from b.ame
The power of association is indeed the
most remarkable of all the phenomena
which demand attention when studying
the subject.
The writer has himself met with an in/lii'wln.il
\t*linm tlift nni?imp Sinell of Sid
phuretted hydrogen gratified and pleased.
I lis e\])lanation was that many of his
happiest days were spent as a student in a
well-known chemical laboratory, where
certainly that smell prevailed to an unusual
extent. A French author tells us
of a young lady who loved
Ijcyond all perfumes the smell
of old books. Perhaps, with affectionate
solicitude, she had been the constant
attendant upon some old hookworm of a
lather or guardian, and hence the leathery
mustiness took her back to days
when, quietly happy, she seemed to recognize
in the dusty tomes living and
trusted friends.
Many instances are mentioned by different
authorities of persons being rendered
faint, or otherwise being painfully
affected, by such odors as musk, civet,
and even in some cases by the more generally
agreeable one of the rose. Often.
however, this effect is due more to imagination
than to anything else: for example.
Dr. Carpelli tells us ot a lady who rould
not bear the smell of the rose, and actually
fainted on receiving a visit from a
friend who carried one; and yet the
flower, the cause of all the trouble, was
mi artificial one, and quite innocent of
scent!
Many uncivilized tribes, compelled by
their lack of other resources to cultivate
to perfection the animal senses, are able
to smell as keenly as the bloodhound,
and can track their objects of search for
miles aided only by the marvelous delicacy
of their olfactory nerves. Blind
persons also often experience this extraordinary
exaltation of the sense. A blind
gentleman who had formed a morbid antipathy
to cats, acquired thereby a sense
of smell >i0 keen that he could tell the
proximity of pussy even where several
doors intervened between him and the
object of his dislike, and when he had no
means of acquiring u knowledge of its
presence except by the exercise of the
nerves of smell.
The constant smelling of one odor, as
is well known, quickly destroys the perception
of that particular one. Jiichclicu
used to 'ive in an atmosphere so perfume-laden
as positively to be painful to
his visitors, while lie himself was unconscious
of the suspicion of smell.
Those employed in occupations such as
bone-boiling, chemical-manure making,
and the like, are able to exist amid
smells of the most sickening character in
virtue of this same fart. ? (f/uiiithcr* Journal.
A Chapter on Flies.
You can sometimes catch a baseball on
a fly.
The most irritating fly is the Spanish fly.
The Latin name for a certain kind of This
tempos fugit.
Flies are always on hand early in the
morning.
You have all seen a kite fly.
Some Hies arc always in jail.
Longfellow speaks of a fly as a bird,
when iie savs: "Flv proud bird of freedom."
You can draw a fly with a drop of
molasses better than with a crayon.
We have often seen Hies handeulfed.
Flies make a point where business is
concerned.
Vt tin. t; 11.11 (lid VfMl
ever sec the lirst new lmtter-lly of the
season (
Sonic people employ the hlind to keep
llies from the room.
The spider is the only creature which
invites the fly to his parlor.
A conjugal ipiarrel is a promoter of
hair-Hies.
Stage flies are painted, time flies wholly
unadorned 1 >v art.
A fly conservative in his reading. Ikalways
sticks to his own paper.
Hutellers and grocers exhibit flies on
their windows.
You can't drown a fly in the milk of
human kindness.
When yon darn a fly*' you do no)
nerd a needle and worsted.
Although flies don't stay long in one
place, they always carry a trunk.
There are musical flies. People often
speak of that base fly.
When you see u kite fly, it is not cruel
to stick a pin in it.?Luther (f, Itiy;/*.
The Carp.
The carp is the best pond fish yet
known, and in a very small pond will
thrive well, so that families in the. conntry
may easily have their own fish garden,
if they have enough water to make a permanent
pond. The fish will thrive on
table refuse and almost anything edible.
Carp can be kept in winter in a tub in
the cellar, the water requiring to be kept
fresh. Care should be taken to keep
poisonous substances out. of carp ponds,
and too much food should not be thrown
in. The carp roots about in the mud for
? 1 M/.nt.mKlfu *-?/-* 1 11 fr *?*r in
Uilint'IM, II11U mill 11 RnLiiii?u;o jfwumjr ju
its manner of getting food. Carn uged
three years arc often found to weigh from
twelve to fifteen pounds, and a gain in
weight of four pounds has been observed
in a carp in one year. The carp is sluggish,
while trout, bass, and other lively
fish frisk about, and do not fatten so fast
ns the carp. Experiments have shown
that female carp spawn at the age of one
veai in Southern waters, at two years in
( older waters, an<l in the extreme Northern
waters of the United States jit three
years.
MMBNB
A SCENE OF DESTRUCTION
JAVA'S APPEARANCE AFTER THE fn
VOLCANIC ERUPTION. stl
ac
A lVildcrnrtN Where Once FlonriNhhiff in.
Village* Existed ? Wrctclicd Ap- of
pcnrancc of the Inland. (,n
A correspondent from Java, who tra- re:
versed tlie country soon after tnc great th
volcanic eruption, describes the desolated he
region as follows: For miles there was th
not :i tree standing, and where formerly th
were numerous campongs (native villages f?
surrounded by paddy fields and eocoanut cd
fro vest. there was nothing but a wilder- j0
ness more resembling the bottom of the or
sea than anything else; rocks or coral tli
stones and sea shells strewn everywhere, th
Some of these solid masses of coral lying a
miles inward could not bu less than one t.,|
hundred tons weight. Arriving at jr<
Merak, the path was strewn with pieces so
of iron, while here and then; were por- in
tions of the bedding and furniture of the ;1f
houses of the Europeans. We were in- h;
formed officially that the number of st
bodies burned in the district we si:
came through was 2,700. The vol- m
canie wave must, in my opinion, hi
have been even higher than the general tti
estimate of 100 feet, and 1 base my opin- ot
ion on the fact that the official height of In
the small hill of Merak is thirty-live w
metres, 11.1 feet, while the wave which J)
swept away the houses must have hi
been still higher than the top of the hill, tl
and this additional height 1 estimate to w
be twenty feet. On the top of the hill at l(.
.Merak the whole community of workmen h
took refuge when the first wave came at f>
(i a. >!., and, fancying themselves safe
there, they returned again, when the sec- n
ond and much higher wave, at !> a. m.. t<
came, and swept them all away. Our ei
tiovt nm'nt wns to wet hack to our kahars h
and make for Anjer. \V(; soon again u
came on the trace of destitution, the sea n
here having entered a long valley just below
Tjilegon, as far as six miles inland,
forming a great lagoon. Proceeding
farther on the road from Tjilegon to Anjer,
we came to the old post station of ?
Tjiiulieng, not one stone of it remaining,
building,men.and horses having been car- 11
ried away. Pushing on, we found the s,
roail had been very well repaired till J
within three miles of Anjer, and altoget
her the energy displayed every- "
where by the government is beyond all s
praise. Hundreds of people were at r
work in all directions, remaking roads. v
clearing away trees, burning rubbish and J1
strewing the ashes on the sea swept soil,
in the hope of future improvement. '
Everywhere, in fact, there were activity
and energy, and where our road ended
and we had to walk there were rows of* '
rice carts, .and the grain was being given v
out by native officials to the various head- v
men for distribution in their villages. 11
The appearance of the country was even
more wretched than before, and, from
the hill on the Anier shore, looking
northeast to Merak. eleven miles distant,
and inland to the foot of the hills, four
to five miles, this wedgelike plain of an
area of about forty square miles is one
vast scene of desolation, being completely
swept from end to end. and not
one house or tree to be seen. Many
thousands were lost here. Getting around
this hill, we came at once into the
valley of Anjer, a scmi-circlc of four
miles from point to point, and extending
two miles inland, with a tine range of
hills closing all in. In the centre of this
plateau, and fronting the sea, was originally
situated the town of Anjer, but
from where we stood, on first turning the
corner of the path, there was nothing to 11
be seen but lagoons, with here and there '
great boulders cast about, and not a vcs- 1
tige of a house. We proceeded, however.
and at length came upon the site of the
town and fort. Of the fort there is
almost nothing left, great blocks of masonry
being cast inland: of the town. <
still less, for not one stone is to be seen i
above another. Mr. Schmit, wlio lost t
seven of his relations, went to look for 1
his house, but could not find a trace of ?
it, and after a time he concluded that the <
river, which formerly formed the creek, <
had changed its course and was flowing ?'
over the spot where his house and that of '
the assistant resident once stood. There }
was not even a ruin, everything having '
been razed to the ground, and it wasdif- (
ficult to realize that the town of Anjer '
Had over cxisicu.
The Causes of Deteriorated Eye sight.
The causes to which (his deterioration
of eye-si<rht has been attributed are al- t
lejjed to be cross-lights from opposite win- j
dows. liubt shining directly oil the face, i
insulfleiciit liirht. small types, and to the
position of the desk, forcing the scholar ?
to bend over and brim: the eyes too close y
to the book or writing-paper, etc. f
Hut, were all these defects remedied. ?
the integrity of the eye would not lie re- |
stored nor its deterioration prev? nted. ]
The chief causes of the evil would still |
remain. These are the colors of the pa- |
per and ink. White paperand black ink <
* ? * 1 * - 1? 1 !.. .. I ,
are ruining im- eyc-signi m an rruuiug
nations. The "rays of the sun." says
Lord Bacon, "arc reflected by a white
body, and are absorbed by a black one."
No onr dissents from this opinion; but.
despite these indications of ntaureandof
philosophy, we print our bonks and write
our letters in direct opposition to the
suggestions of optical science.
When we read a book printed in the
existing mode, we do not see the letters,
which, being black, are non-reflective. .
The shapes reach the retina, but they are
not received by a spontaneous, direct
action of that organ. The white surface "
of the paper is reflected, but the letters (
are detected only by a discriminative s
effort of the optic nerves. This etfort |
annoys the nerves, and. when Ion# continned,
exhausts their susceptibility. c
The human eye can not long sustain the
broad glare of a white surface without [
injury. The author of "Spanish Vistas,"
in Ilttr/icrx Mmjmine, says of Cartagena J
that ''blind people seem to be numerous '
there, u fact which may be owing to the 1
excessive dazzle of the. sunlight s
and the absence of vendure." J
.Mr. Seward. in his tour 1
around the world, observed that "in J
Egypt ophthalmia is universal," attributing
il to the same "excessive dazzle" A
of the wild areas of white sand; and )
the British soldiers, in the late campaign '
in that country, exhibited symptoms of ^
the same disease. In the Smithsonian
report for 1S77. it is stated in a paper on :l
'color-blindness." that 4 .M. Chcvrcul
lias produced 14.420 distinguishable tints
of the elementary colors, from which the N
paper manufacturers could select colors I
more agreeable to the eye than the dazzling
white,-so weakening and lacerating
to the nerves of that delicate organ."?
Pit/ivlur Heitnct: Moi< 1/il;/. 1
t
Restored Antiquities. )
Tin: FOX AM) TIIK OHAI'KS. j
A Fox was one day walking through 1
he Woods, when he espied a luscious t
bunch of drapes hanging just out of i
his Reach. i
A predestined Idiot named .Ksop i
! onee started a Campaign Lie about me to j
j the KflVct that I pronounced a Certain <i
I hunch of Crapes Smir because 1 couldn't <
L'fl il. Now. if .Ksop had ever studied s
I Natural History, or had even turned to s
I Zell's Kncyclopjvdia. paj;e 1M2, he would r
I have learned that my sta^e-naine is Vul- ;i
j pus Kulvus. that I am allied to the <;enus I
| ?*:uiis. and that I am strictly carnivorous. >
I 1 cannot eat (trapes; hut I could Chaw a
' that .Ksop up without half trying. If I s
j could only jjet a Show." a
The Moral of this Fable teaches us j
j that a man who is not up in Natural r
llistorv is not the sort of a man to write a t
I 1 .. r,.,. ..
! Children. il
| 'I'll K JHNKIl AMI Till'. All.-OX-TOAST. "
When the Quail-ou-Toasl was brought 11
j tin- Diner said: *
"Ha. lia. in y lit I ie Quail. you'll make
me a Dainty Morsel now."
Don't be too sure." responded the
Bird: '1 am not a Quail at all: 1 am r|
an Knglish Sparrow four years old, and Cl
1>V rights belong in the Old Ladies' v
Home." * f
The moral of this little fable teaches v
us that all that flitters is not ?piail, and j,
that we never should put our trust in v
restaurateurs.? I'm/,-.
mm The
Origin of 1 ho Potato. I'
j Tin; potato, originally a South Amcri a
can plant, was introduced to Virginia bv p
I Sir .1 olni Haivev ill IHtilt, though il was 11
I unknown in some counties of Kn^land a r<
hundred and fifty years later. In I'eiiti- !'
svlvania, potatoes are mentioned very ,
soon after the advent of the Quakers;
they were not among the New York pro- ^
ducts in 105ir?, but in 177~? we are told
of eleven thousand bushels grown on one sl
sixteen-acre patch in this province. J'o- ,(
tatoes were served, perhaps as an exotic aJ
rarity, at a Harvard installation dinner
in 1707: but the plant was only brought "
into culture in New England at the arri- jf
val of the Presbyterian immigrants from
behind in 171N. Five bushels were accounted
a large crou of potatoes for a x'
Connecticut farmer; for it was held that,
if a mun ate them every day, he could not
live beyond seven years.? Century. h:
The Bloodhound.
When G'ortez and his army were resting "j
mi their labors after the seigc and de- '
action of Mexico, having heard many
counts of a certain king of u neighbor- Bi
i; country called Michoacan, to the west
Mexico, which king was a hereditary
cmy of Montezuma, the great captain
solved to send an exploring expedition
ere, to ascertain if the accounts he had "
ard of the greatness of the monarch and
c richness of his country were true. To
is end lie made choice of a soldier of qj
nunc named Montana, a man of some
lucation, for he wrote an account of his g(
urney; and to him he gave as colleagues,
le Penalosa and two others, all "men of
scretion and valor." Penalosa owed A
J.j f/i liJe nu'ncr r 1 f
ir? uinuin iiwu \\* ?ii,5 1/i.iiiw ?nv ? .. --very
celebrated dog, who had not his
|Ual in New Spain. "So big ami conra- Bi
oils was lie,'' says the annalist, "and
dexterous in war, and so much dreaded
; the Indians that when let loose,
though there might he a thousand
idians in front of him, they dared not
and up before him/' I lis tactics were
inple, hut elTectual. He rushed at tin?
rarest Indian, knocking him down by ,
s weight and the impetus of his attack, &
irning with amazing swiftness to anher,
till he had left a dozen or twenty hi
en on the ground, whom the Spaniards sj
ould then dispatch with their spears, hi
y this time the front rank of the enemy
id generally retired to a distance: so m
ie dog would turn round to see if those tc
bom be bad thrown down were motion, m
ss. Those who lay quiet, either [waxed
with dread or already dispatched ?
y his two-legged comrades, he took no f(
Qtice of, hut the faintest sign of life was ^
signal for him to rush upon them and z-?
ar their throats to pieces with his pow ful
jaws. These men being disposed of, ^
e would go in search of fresh victims
iti 1 tired out. or until there were no v
lore to tear. ? The Corn/ill/ Mmjiigirn.
Floating Bricks.
Which is the best for building, brick i
r stone;*' asked a reporter of a builder.
"Well, if I was going to build per
limriltn, 1 i mi n 4 line urn iv, I'IKIIII I
tone won't stand the heat and cold of (]
liis climate. Speaking of 1 tricks, here ?
i something? the anti-blow-out-to-sea- ?
nn-sinking brick. Yon see if a tornado ^
trikes the house and blows it into the u
iver, none of the bricks sink; they all
tasli ashore,"' and, taking up an ordi- j,
lary-looking brick, the dealer placed it
n a pail of water, where it Moated about =
ike a cork. j,
"Somethingnew?" asked the reporter.
' Hardly," was the reply. Floating
tricks were discovered before you and 1
vcre thought of. Posidonius and Stra- ^
onius mention them, and they are com- *
tiended by Fitrurius, Pollio and Pliny; ^
tut the art of making them was lost until c
Till, when, after a long series of experi- 8
uents, it was re-discovered by Giovanni
'ubroni of Tuscanvi. liis discovery was 1
onsiaered of great value at the time, as f
lie bricks were extremely light and but ?
ittle inferior to ordinary bricks and re- 1
narkablv poor conductors of heat?in ]
art, they can he held by one end while
he other is rod-hot. He built magazines i
if them, and. as a test, tire was set to a t
esscl that contained a magazine of this t
iind full of powder, and although the 1
voodworl: burned around the explosive (
nass, the vessel sank before the powder t
:ould explode, assuring the success of
he invention. They were used later, in \
.832, for the same purpose, by the Count j
le Nantes and Fournet. There is hardly ?
my use for them here, as we make our (
wildings fire-proof by using iron and no ,
vood." <
\iitIiors Making Work for Paper
31 ills. J
The author who writes a few volumes ]
Iocs more for the manufacture of paper, .
Tor the increase of printing, and toward j
he furnishing of work to many men than (
,vc have any idea of -until the conse- t
piences of his authorship are reduced to
lefinite facts. An illustration from one
jxtrcme comcs from the most prolific
uithor. the elder Dumas. lie declared
it one time: 44 During the past twenty
rears I have composed 400 volumes and | !
liirty-fivc dramas. Of these 400 volumes.
>n the average. 4,000 copies were pub
i T i;_:
lsiicu, realizing u luiai ui uuuui i
MM). The thirty-five plays, each of
.vhich was performed 100 times, brought
lie in $1, WO, 000.'' lie then stated how
nuch his volumes had brought in to the
rarious classes of persons engaged in
heir publication and circulation, and his
days to persons connected wi+h theatres,
iiid concluded with this calculation:
'The daily wages being fixed at about
.ixty-thrce cents, and there being 800
vorking days in the year, my books have
'or twenty years given wages to 002 pcr10ns.
My plays have for ten years af"orded
a livelihood for :54 7 persons in
Paris. The number in the provinces
>cing fixed at thrice as many, the total is .
1,041; added to these, seventy box-open- ]
rs. applauders, etc., I have employed 1,- 1
1.18 persons." It would be interesting 1
tlso to know how many tons of paper f
lave been used in publishing the works 1
>f this author. No doubt a paper mill 1
>f ordinary size would have to run many 1
ears to make it.?Paper World.
Japanese Children. I
Speakilie of Japanese children, says a ]
. orrespjnilent. what a strange enstom 1
his is of carrying them around on (he j
jack! I cannot get used to the sight of s
he little boys and girls carrying babies i
iround on their shoulders. Often the
lxild that thus early begins the responibilities
of maternity and paternity is
lot more than three or four years of age.
md scarcely able itself to walk. It is *
exceedingly droll to see such a very j
oung child hushing the crying infant '
lpoii its back. Sometimes there is so '
ittle difference in the size of the two ^
tallies that I am really half inclined to *
M'lieve a mistake has been made, and 1
he two have got mixed. You will sec 1
cores of children at play, all carrying 1
heir burdens about (for you must knowbat
the island swarms with babies'),and as
hoy run along at breakneck speed the a
lead of the sleeping infant may be seen <
vaving behind in the breeze. Then.
vlien the girdle by which the infant is
ittachod slips down out of place, they
vi 11 pause, look around at their load. <i
lump it back into place, and go to work 1
igain in the most business-like way im- ,j
i?rinable. 1 have seen children climbing
adders and walking around on roofs j
vliile thus equipped with infantile aplendages.
The Organ (.rinder's Proflls. J
c
You sympathetic ladies who send
liekels and silver pieces by a servant to I
he poor organ grinder who stands at [
our door, or who throw down to him
rom an upper window pennies wra'ped in
hick writing paper, may like to know
low much tlie man gets in the course of n
lie* (lay, and what ho docs with his '
noney. For the latter lit* does not spend norc
than a seventh part of it. lie puts
t in a hay and then in a long. low chest
11 his room, to save till lie has enough to
fo hack to Southern Italy and live at lii* jj
asc. .Afore often he joins every night a j,
elect club of fellow-countrymen, who s
tack up their organs at the end of the
ooin, and gamble, gamble the pennies u
way in long and delicious excitement,
low much, think you, does he earn 0
lore than a carpenter, or a bricklayer, or
policeman, or a postman, or a P,
alesnian in a store, who wears gloves
nd a silk hat. He averages si a day. j,
le labors systematically, and has his /,
egular beat, and his varied art to ex- | i'<
* - e \% I ii
ract tlit' penny irom persons <>i r.u n
lass lie plays before. As lie exprf'ssed Jt'
t himself in a moment of rare expansive- r,
ess. ho ' plays on 200 blocks every <hiy. w
ii<I it's a poor block that does nut irive
wo cents."? /'oxftiii <'nuriir.
" - J
A Froflk of Nature. a
A gentleman who formerly rc.-ided al !j
'ren.on, Tenn., told a Nashville Anuri- i,
in reporter of a strange freak of nature ?
.liich came under his observation at the
ormer place a few years a?fo. There 1S
as a vming man of the town who hail
>n?; passed tlie period of maturity, and fj(
,bo had not a si^n of a beard on any w
ortion of his face. One day lie noticed j>;
sum 11 lump on his neck, a fr\v inches ^
clow the chin. At lirst lie paid little ?
(trillion to it. The lump commenced t.'
rowing, however, till finally it was
irgcr than a large walnut, and closely j I semhling
a wen. The young man went i ?
) a physician and asked him in relieve j"
im of this disfiguring growth. The | t"
octor concluded to try and remove it I j?
ith a knife. On making an incision, j
ie doctor's knife encountered a spongy | ^
ibstancc.which, on examination, proved . k',
)hc nothing less than a closely matted ' i,(
nd coiled mass of hair. Il seems llial j l<
le heard, which should have been spread j
ior the young man's face, had conccnated
in this one spot and grown beneath i D
ie skin. The hair was removed, and the I
pening soon healed, and the strange dc- ov
I'lopincnf became unnotiecablc.
?_______? ' 1,1
Tennyson has a good deal of poetry in
is income, at least. It is $20,000. m
FOR THOSE -WHO FAIL.
U1 honor to him who shall win the pr'ze.1 T
The world she haa cried for a thousand
years, to
it to him who tries and who fails and dies ti
I've great honor and glory and tears. si
di
ve glory and honor and pitiful tears b
To all who fail in their deeds sublime,
leir ghosts are many in the van of years, t {
They are born with Time in advance of di
Time. it
d
i, great is the hero who wins a name, n
But greater many and many a time n
>me pale-faced fellow who dies in shame ^
And lets God finish the thought subllma si
tl
nd frrrat is the man with a sword undrawn, jj
And good is the man who refrains from s<
wine; v
nt the man who fails anil yet flghta on, "
Lo, he is tho twin-born brother of mine. <r
?Joaquin Miller. "
il
HUMOR OF THE DAY. *
13
"I'll make nn oat of that," is what the i:
rmer suid when planting his seed.? \
'(ttesman. d
"Your little boy appears to be particu- c
rly lively, madam."' "Oh, yes," re- ?
)ondcd tlie lady, sweetly, "he thinks J
u is in church."?The Judge. 1
A mole on the nose indicates that a c
lan will be a great traveler?probably i
> get out of the way of people who 1
lake personal remarks.?LoweU Citiien. ,
A young man who dropped in unex- ]
nnfrifHv unnn his rrirl th? other evening. *
| J """ O" ? ~ o' T
jund her in tears. Poor thing, she had i
ecu peeling onions.?Vhiladelphia Ohron- \
le.
Little George was questioned the other
ay about his big sister's beau. "How j
Id is he?'' "I don't know." "Well, is i
c young?'' "1 think so, for he hasn't \
ny hair on Iris head."?Boston Courier.
JCST LIKE A MAN- ]
A man is very like a gun,
That fact please try to fix; 1
For if he finds he's charged too much,
Why, that's the time he kicks.
? Yonkers Statesman.
"Do you plav by the ear ? I see you
lon't require notes." said a Fort Wayne
entloraan to a musician of the city orhestra.
"No, sir," was the reply, "I
lay by the night and require bank
iotcs."?The. J/oosier.
Bp gentle in the family. Oh, always
>c gentle. Above all make the boys be
;entle. If we had a family of boys we
V?/\*^1rl nnmnnl fVinm fn lv? if U7fl
11UUIU VUiUJIV! " 53' -I lad
to wear out every barrel stave in the
heel.?Rockland Courier.
It is said an Arizona judge resigned
rom the bench to become a hotel waiter,
flic judicial ermine may satisfy a man's
'nnity, but it docs not always fill the void
:reated by the want of three square meals
l day.?New Orleans Picayune.
There was a man in town who thought
lim wondrous wise. He swore by all the
ableil gods he'd never advertise. His
roods were advertised ere long, and there>y
hangs a talc?the ad. was set in nonmriel
and headed "Sheriff Sale."
"Zampilaerostationist" is the name
vhich some one says is the correct one to
ipply to a roller skater. This will make
he exercise more dangerous than ever,
:or if one falls on that name it will break
very bone in his body.?Oil City Der'iek.
A grave-digger walking in the streets
:he other day chanced to turn and noticed
:wo doctors walking behind him. He
stopped till they parsed and then followed
on behind them. "And why this ?"
mid they. "I know ray place in the profession."
returned he.
It is evident, from the following description
by an exchange of the girl of
!he period, that she is desperate and
sound to carry her point during leap
rear: "She carries a short, stout -walking
stick." This of course means a husband
sr a place on the police force.?Peck''6
Sun.
A lady was reproaching Mr. William
Warren*the Boston actor, at a recent
reception for going into society so little.
"You ought to let nie Lionize you a little,"
she said. "I never heard of but one
man," replied the veteran actor, "who
was not spoiled by being lionized."
"And who was he?" "Daniel."
A Scientist's Practical Joke.
One daj-, at the academy of sciences,
they had a long and tiresome session.
Arago thought lie would go out and take
the air. At the foot of the stairway
there was a leather bowl upon which the
r>f !.? on.. ivnrft +
Arago turned the bowil around, and,
rushing upstairs, told the- distinguished
assemblage that he had met with something
that was very mysterious. "That
leather bowl," he said, 'Sit the foot of
the stairway is cool upon the side which
presents itself to the sun, but warmunon
the other side." The scientists descended
in a body and substantiated this asser:ion.
They took the declination of the *
5un, the hour, the minute, the seconds,
imd a vast array of other details. They
made calculations, and several weeks
ifterward each of them presented a paper
:xplaining the phenomenon, Arago himiclf
taking care to send in his explana:ion
with the rest. There is no knowing
iow far the discussion might have gone
lad it not been for the doorkeeper, who,
laving seen Arago turn the bowl, and
)itying the worthy gentlemen who were
~ *..,t?. *1
u n ui i iui, civaitu ana* tuu
nystcry. ?Pari* Figaro.
He Has No Objection.
Ixdiax.U'OIS, Ind.?The Hou. Daniel
A*. Voorhees, United States Senator from
Ins State, remarks: "My opinion sir, I
invc 110 objection to giving. I suffered
rom rheiunatism of the back, used some
>t. Jacobs Oil, which gave me instananeous
relief and finally cured me comiletoly.
I think it a remarkable remedy,
ndeed." His candid and courteous exiression
carries weight.
Sine!- I lie year 1850 sixteen baronetcies
nd thirty-four knighthoods have been
onfrrred upon the physicians and surgeons
of Great Britain and Ireland.
Urn ill il nl Women
re mu'le pallid ami unattractive by funciuiinl
irregularities-, which Dr. Pierce's " Favorite
l'res.riptiou" will infallibly cure,
t housands of testimonials. By druggists.
A gas well near Stcubenville, Ohio, is sendnj:
a llftme twenty feet into the air.
A Smart Man
s one who does his work quickly and welL
his is what Dr. K. V. Pierce's'' Golden Medial
Discovery '' does as a blood-purifier and
trengtlieiK-r. It arouses the torpid liver,
uirifi s tho blood, and is the best remedy for
ionsumption, which is scrofulous disease of
he lungs.
Thk Inst sea-on brought S0.000 deaths by
holern to Ivjypt.
<':iiiitrs unit Oilier TiiinorH
ire treated with unusual success by World's
ispensary .Medical Association," Buffalo,
V. Send stanij) for pamphlet.
\oit\v\ v lias n. heavier ocean tonnaire than
lit? I'nited States.
Horrid, j"cs, it Is, that wo must suffer from
lisea.se, but from h' art disease, nervousness
uid sleeplessness, Dr. Graves' Heart Keguutor
will give you immeiiate relief; thouands
say to. ?t per bottle at druggists.
Tiik Alaska seal hunters killed over !K),lK)0 ,
uitnals during tl-e past season.
Dr. (!i ayes' Heart Regulator curesall forms :
f heart di-eases, nervousness, sleeplessness.
Lkxixctm.v. K v., claims to have the small
st death rate of any eity in the country. i
Mknsman's Pkitonizkd bekf tonic, the only 1
'reparation of beef containing its entire nutri'ihis
It contains blood-making,
nice generatingnn<l life-sustaining properties; 1
iviiluablr for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous 1
nitration, and all forms of general debility; i
Iso. io all enfeebled conditions, whether the i
i-Milt of exhaustion, nervous prostration, ovor- t
inkoraeutediseo.se, particularly if resulting J
rout pulmonaryeoinplaints. (J swell, Hazard ?fc >
i>? Proprietor*. New York. Sold by druggists. I
" A Uo I send is Ely's (.'renin Balm." writes '
Irs. M. A. Jackson. of I'ostsmouth, N. H., on
lav ~rj, iss>. 1 hn<l Catarrh for three years; s
ad tried nearly all remedies but to no purpose. I
'wo or three times a week my now would 1
leed quite Ire-ly anil 1 thought the sores in it t
'oald n.'ver heal Vour Balm hascurert me."
his pre|Niration is not a liquid or a snuff, and
easily ap()lied. (Price .Kl cents. Seeftlv't.) 1
Dairymen (letting Ulrh.
1 regressive dairymen wn<> are only satis- 1
ed with the best results, are adding to their
ealtli and conferring a benelit on society, r
y the rapid improvements they are makintr
it lie art of butter making. Thus class use
m'IIs, l;ichat\l>ou iS: t'o.'s Improved Butter
djiir. and Know by actual test that it fills I
rery claim ma If for it. r
The Kriwi-r Axle (ircrnw
. the be?t in th- market. It is the most ~
oiioinii-al and cheapest, one box lasting as
nn as two of any other. One greasing will
st two weeks. It received first premium at
le (Vnt-nnial and Paris Expositions, also
dials at various .State fairs Buv no other p
Ladies, attention! In tho Diamond "
yes more coloring is given than in any ti
iown dyes, and they give faster and more ?
ill.ant colors. H'c.'it all druggists. Every- ?
uly prai-e< llietn. Wells, Richardson & Co.v t<
urlui;ton Vt. J'
For nausea, dizziness and sick headache, f
r. Sanford's Livor lnvigoratorhas 110 equal, d
1 'implcs. pustules, and all skin disorders are w
ired by using Samaritan Nervine.
Ernest Keese, of Iliinnibal, Mo., says:
aritnn Nervine cured me of sick headache."
Ik looking glasses reflected characters &
irro/.s would go out of fashion.
. I - .
A TERRIBLE PROPHECY. T
be Red Bnntti, Cyclones and Earthquaked
Foretelling Coming' Dliu- 1
ter?Haw to Irleet It. CU
The recent mysterious appearances follow- $2.5
ig sunset ana preceding sunrise have at- in j
acted wide attention from students of the no
des and ths people generally. During the chil
lys of recent weeks the sun seems to nave reli
3en obscured by a thin veil of a dull leaden abc
uewnich, as the sun receded toward the ven
orizon, became more luminous, then yellow, pro
len orange, then red; and, as night settled sen
own upon the earth, a dull purple. At first des
i was thought these appearances were or- ing
inary sunset reflections of light, but it is thu
ow pretty certain that they are either the an
listy substance of the tail of some unseen ear
amet, in which the earth is enveloped, or a Ici
arrounding stratum of world dust or very Coi
nail meteors. Professor Brooks, of ity
ie Red House Observatory, Pnelps, I w
lew York, has turned his tele- lu
'?"A 4-Virwo /-tVno/tfa ar?H HlCPAVfllwi
-UJ.O upuit vuwov WMJVVVW ?>? ?- ? ??
hat he thinks are myriads of telescopic
leteors. If it is unorganized world dust, or
ecomposed vapors, as the Democrat and
hronicle, of Rochester, N. Y., remarks:
; How is this matter to be dispose ! of? Will
t settle and form a deposit upon the earth, <
r remain a partial opaque shell about the pj,
arth to cut off a portion of the sun's light _
ipon it (" ~~
"Whatever the mystery is, there is no deny- jp
ng that some very strange forces are at jH
vork in the upper airs. The terrible torna- X
loes and cyclones which have swept our own 1
ountry, and the fearful volcanoes and earth |J
[uakes which have destroyed so many cities V
ind thousands of people?the tidal waves
vhich mysteriously rise and fall on coasts 1
litherto unvexed by them?the tremendous i
ictivity which is evident in the sun by the /
onstant revelation of enormous spots upon j
tssurface?all indicate unusual enersy in %
he heavenly bodies. ?f
These circumstances recall Professor Grim- ?
ner's prophecies, that from 1881 to 1^7, the
oassaee of the five great planets?Mars. Nep;une,
Jupiter, Uranus and Saturn?around #
;he sun would produce strange and wonder- I
:ul phenomena, ne says: " me waiera w p
She earth will become more or less poisonous. I
The air will be foul with noisome odors. *
Ancient races will disappear from the earth."
He attempts to prove his prophecy by the
fact that in .1720, when Mars and Saturn F
made their passage around the sun
^Incidentally, great destruction anri mor- s
tality visited all parts of the globe. He also
found the fame results in previous perehelion
passages of the planets, and argue < that these
circumstances always produce epidemics and
destructive diseases which will baffle the skill
of the most eminent physicians; that the poor
will die bv thousands, the weak and intemperate
falling first, these whose blood has
been imiwverished by excess of work or dissipation
next, and only those who are in comparative
vigor shall escape to enjoy the era
of renewed activity and prosperity which
will follow the period of destruction.
Inasmuch as the entire world seems subject
to the sway of the heavenly bodies no part of
the earth, he thinks, can escaps scourging.
He even predicts that America will lose over
ten millions of people; that the farmers will
be stricken with fear and cease to till the soil;
that famine will make human misery more
wretched. That hundreds will flee to
overcrowed cities for aid In vain.
That sudden changes in ccr>au currents,
temperature and surroundings
will unfirali* trnnofnrm t.hfi flirfi of nature
and climate of countries; that the air will he "
so foul with malaria and other noxious gases,
that those who survive will be troubled with
disorders of the digestive organs. That many
who escape other ills will bloar with dropsy
and suddenly pass away, while others will
prow thin and drag out a miserable existence
in indescribable agony for weeks. Neuralgic
pains in different parts of the
body will torment them. Thev will
easily tire and txcome despondent.
A faint, hot feeling win be succeeded
by chilly sensations while nallucinations and
dread of impending ill will paralize all effort.
"The birds in the air. the beasts of the field
and even the fish of the sea will become diseased,
poisoning the air and poisoning the
waters of the globe." We are told on the
other hand that those who shall pass through
this period of trial will have larger enjoyment
of life and health. The earth will
yield more abundantly than ever before.
The animal kingdom will be more
prolific and life prolonged very materially.
This prolongation ot life
will be owing to tne healthy electric and C
magnetic influences that will pervade the at
T* wrtnW nankano cfidm tVl a t thfi 1
UlU3pUClC< JLU nuuiu UU|/>3 OVVlii VUM" hwv I
present redress of the sun, and the presence j
of a belt or veil of cosmic matter, justified, t
in a measure, the prediction of
Professor Grimmer, but disturbing as his a
prediction may be we are told for our com- (
lort that the strong and pure blooded need
have little to fear In these calamities, tba I
those who are delicate or indisposed shoult
adopt means to keep the system well supported
and the blood pure, and that the most philosophical
and effective method of accom- J
plishing this is to keep the kidneys and liver J
in good condition. from the testimorials of !
such men as Dr. Dio Lewis and Professor R.
A. Gunn, M. D., Dean of the United (States ;
Medical College, New York, and thousands
of influential non-professional people, it seems
almost certain that for this purpose there is ]
no preparation known to science equal to 1
Warner's Safe Cure, better Known as 1
"VVarnei 'b Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. This <
medicine has acquired the finest reputation of *
any preparation that was ever put upon the 1
market. It is a radical blood purifier, which I
soothes and heals all inflamed organs, F
strengthens the nervous system, washes out (
all evidences of decay, regulates digestion,
prevents malassimilation of food in a phil- J
osophical and rational manner, fortifies the ?
system against climatic changes and malarial
influences and the destructive agencies which 1
seem to be so abundant in these " evil days." J
It is not our purpose to dispute the correct
?iess of Professor Grimmer's prophecies. As j
we have said, the marked aisturbancas of
the past few years would seem to give a J
semblance of verification of his theory. It |
is certain, as above stated, that we are pass- t
ing through what may be regarded as a '>
crucial j>eriod and it is the part of the wise I
men not to ignore, but to learn to fortify I
themselves against the possibility of I
being overcome by these evils, it is a I
duty which each man owe: to him- r
self, and his fellows, to mitigate as much as i
possible the suffering of humanity and in no
way better can he accomplish this purpose
than to see to it that he, himself, is fortified J
by the best known preparation in the strong- '
est possible manner and that he exert the influence
of his own example upon his fellows I
to the end that they, too, may share with him I
immunity from the destructive influences I
which seek his min.
Statistics of electric wire deaths in New
York arj to be taken.
Tapped Elfffat Time*.
Feeling deeply grateful for the benefit re:
ceived from the use of Hunt's Remedy, l reel ;
proud to inform you of the good it has-done
me; for the great sufferingInave passed and
am now saved by Hunt's Remedy. I desire
to pt ite my case to the public, so that other
sufferers may obtain the benefit of its wonderful
curative powere some time. I begun
to suffer excruciating pains in the region of
my kidneys; I had the most intense agony; '
I whs contined to my bed and totally unable .
to change my position or move in any way. i
I wns tapped eight times. I then heard of {
Hunt's Remedy: I bought a bottle, and after
taking n few spoonfuls the result was magical,
aud in a few days my pain was gone and
my water passed freely, and I could eat most
anything: my swelling disappeared. I was
a new person altogether. The doctors had
given me up to die, said there was no hops
for mo. I had one hundred and fifty-six
pounds of water taken out of me. Was
treated by 83V6nteen different doctors, and
Hunt's Remedy has cured me. I feel proud
over your medicine. Those who suffer with
the dropsy I hope will give it a trial, and sea
the gcod it will do. It works like a charm.
I would advise those having difficulty with
tl.eir kidneys to give Hunt's Remedy a trial.
I am sure that it will give them instant relief
<U1U give lueoi u i'\~ 4 ? ? - ? ?
willing to give all information iii my power
in regard to this most valuable medic.ne.
Yours truly, Mba. David Nobth. I
Ecorse, Wayne County, Mich., May 30,1883. I
The average ape of French generals is I
under forty-five: of English, over sixty-five.
An Undoubted B!e**lnar.
About thirty years ago a prominent physician
by the name of Dr. William Hall dis* (;
covered, or produced after long experi- L
mental research, a remedy for diseases of the
throat, chest and lungs, which was of such ?
wonderful efficacy that it soon gained a wide *>
reputation in this country. The name of ^
the medicine is Dr. Win. Hall's Balsam ;
for the Lungs, und may be safely relied on I {
as a speedy aid positive euro lor coughs, in
colds, sore throat, etc. Pi
i- ? - di
Walnut Leaf Hair Restorer. nc
It is entirely different from all others. It i
is as clear as water, and as its name indicates I
is a per feet Vegetable Hair Restorer. It will | T
immediately free the head from all dandruff, I
restore gray hair to its natural color, and proiluce
a new growth where it has fallen off. It
does not in any manner affect the healthwh'ch
sulphur, sugar of lead and nitrate of a
silver preparations have done. It will change J
light or faded hair in a few days to a beauti- j
fill g'ossy brown. Ask your druggist for it I
Rich bottle is warranted. Smith, Kli.ve & ~
I'O., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia. Pa,
[tnd C\ y. (-'ritten'ton, New York. r
A .Special Invitation.
W e especially invite a trial by all tho-e suf- _
leivrs from Kidney and Liver complaints "
.vho have failed to obtain relief from other
*emediesand from doctors. Nature's great I
remedy, Kidney-Wort, has effected cures in ? ?
jiany obstinate cases. It act> a: once o:i t he ""
Sidneys, Liver anl Bowels, cleansing the 1>a
y.-teni of all prisonous humors and restoring
i healthy condition of those important or
jans. Do not bo discouraged, but try it.
Mr. L Ray, 44 Nostrand avenue, Brooklyn, ?t
ays Dr. Elmore's R.-ti. saved his life; four I In
nrge bottles cured his dyspepsia, kidney and j ?
iver diseases, which six doctors had fuile 1 to
lelp, and of whichhe expected to die soon. \ ~
Whr Hrtn'f TTAn ncn Rt. PofT?i/*lr'a fiaWa ?
[Yy it. Use it. iioa at all druggists.
Straighten your boots & shoes with Lyon'*
Patent Heel StilTeners, and wear them again. !
i - . !
RHEUMATISM g
In calling your attention to the following cmm where , 1lood's
Sarsaparilla has worked remarkable ra-oa in | \ 'x
henmatic affections,it is not our desire to impres* your |
lind with the idea that it is a specific remedy for rhen- *
latism. We doubt if there is or can be ?nch a remedy. 1 YJ
'ho facta are stated, and prove that in these Intttances >'/
?nd many othore) Hood's Sarsaparilla haa produced s
GREAT RESULTS j ?
Now, If yon are a sufferer, is it not possible, yes, j ~~Z
robable, that Hood's Sarsaparilla may do for yon what ~
,haa done for others? At
"I have been much troubled at times with rheuma. 1 .Mi
sm, the cause of whieh I think I must attribute to a ""
ant of proper action of ray liver. Amongothertfcings,
bad pain and great soreness In my left side. At "n
ight I conld solflum lie on that side. Laft siring ] to
>ok Hood's Sarsaparilla, regularly, aocord'ng to direo. I
ons, with an occaainoal dose of Hood's Pills, until I _
*e 1 seven bottles: it did me a great deal of good. M? JH
inornl health husWii good through the summer, nnd ?&
have h?d but little trouble with rheumatism. Mys di **
ues not pais me, and Indeed I think I sleep now more _
u my left side than on my right. I think it did my u
holo system good." Mbb. E. a. Nichols, 6 Garland SI
reel, Boston, Mass. : 1
Hood's Sarsaparilla ?
% bi tsaTdjftjti ? &
am a wiSoiiw" M^^ke thto* novel plan
indawife. I am 37 years of age, Am?4- .
i descent, have a little daughter, about
,000 in money and farms, ana am acting
;ood faith. I prefer a lady about 25 or 80:
objections to a widow if she has bnt one
Id. Also prefer a Protestant lady who is
piously inclined, and financially worth
tub as ifluch as I am, as this would pi?it
suspicions of her marrying: me for my
nnrtv *.r>0 will be paul to the person
(ling me the name of "a la'Iy of the above
cription, if I marry hor after mather
acquaintance. Ladies can answer
3 direct, and if they choose they can use <
assumed name until they find I am in .
nest and as represented. Also, if deelmL
in give reference to one of the present
a pressmen, who will vouch for my sincerin
this matter. Send photograph and
ill return mine. Address Geo" W. Wnr
.Ms, Box 711, Washington, D. C.
Curb (Mine*.
This magic balm, which is in truth
Petroleum sweet and clean;
It gives toaje the charm of youth,
The matchless Carboline.
Consumption in any stage may be cored by
jo's Cure. 25 cents a bottle.
foJiilS
TOR PAIN.
theumatism,CNeufalgia, Sciatica;
Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache,
? - -?'"~r."r?"?*-r?i
Barn*. N raids, Frost BUM,
15D ALL OTUKU BODILV PA1H8 AIL iCU
oMb? DniffUU and De*wr?eretywiniw*
0 7 DirtcUo#?laU Uncumitfc |M
THX CHARLK* a, toccleh
?MiPiT0(Uint0U< _
NYKU-1 ^
fiwwiMam^igSlsSai ||
THE 8URE CUR-B 41
" " FOB *" ?|1
KIDNEY DISEA8E8,
LIVER COMPLAINT8,
CONSTIPATION, PILES,
AND BLOOD DiSEASE8.
PHYSICIAHS EMDORSE IT HEARTTLY. |
"Kldn^y-Wort 1a tho most euccesiflil
"Xldnay-Wort la always reliable,**
Dr. B, N. Clark, So. H(>ro, Vt
"Kidney-Wort baa curcd my w ifc after ttmn
gnfltadsg#w Dr. C. H. Summcrlin, 8un HXB*Chu
' IN TH0U8AND8 OF CASM
Ithaaearedwhoro all cLic Uad ?ailod. XtlanQd,
butoffldent, CEHTAIS IN ITS ACTIO Jr,tw*
harmlsn In all oases.
trittksiwi the Blood and Strcactk*wu4
|1tm Hew life to all the Important orgsne Of
the body. Tho natural action of the Kidnayiiel
restored. Tha Liver la cljanaed of aUdJaeaMt
and tha Bowola movo ?re:ly and heaUhftiOy.
la thia way the worst discasea art mtiMM
from tha system. ' g
ma, noo uqcid oa dht, solo bt mwu.
Dry can bo cent by maiL
WEUJI, BIC1IAKDSOS Jc OO.Bartta^? ?.
IW?i5IAmV/Si '
-- i wiAasimm* r\
-rrtfiUTf^. is laauuy
F Ilniini lAh ivn muuriM
tons, 8t. Vitus Dance, Alcohol tiro,
)plum Eating, 8emlnal Weakness, Im*
KTtency, Syphilis, Scrofula, and all
Nervous and Blood Diseases.
EfTo Clergymen, Lawyers, Litenuy Ken, N~
ierchmts, Bankers, Ladles and all whose
edentanr employment causes Nerrocs Proeration,
Irregularities of the blood, stomach, -
towels or Kidneys, or who require a nerve
onlc,appetizerorstimulant, SamartUmNer*
ne is Inyaluable. < i J t
JSEtiHtXA [THEiaREATj $'
ronderfnl Invigor- n
mtthaterersustain- | || E DU El)
id ajlnklng system. L IV C|II|V E| J
fLSOat Druggists. v ' H Mr
n>iDi.a.A.mcHMQND
IE0ICALCO., Sole Pro-1 UUrlUUUlUm '
iriaton,SL Joseph. Mo. ' ' t
Ih&s. N. Crittenton, Agent, Nwr York. (8) .
Ma poroos plaster Is
inotateljtA* batvm II
iMde, combining tha __ _ _ __
irtuea of hop* with PI ARTFP
Tim.,balaaas and ex- w Bill
racta. Ita power Is wonderfnl In coring dlaaaaasvhm
ther piaster* simply relievo. Crick la Um Back aat
reck, Pain In the Side op Limbs, Stiff Joints tad Bank*
lldney Troubles, RhmrmiHim, Xscralgla, Son Gba4
JXecUons of the Hear* and Liver, aodall pate or adMi
i toy part cored Instantly by the Ifop .Hasten-flFffcT --3
I a mm it Frfoe K cents or Ave fcr fLtt.
LAMt Mailed on receipt of jnlea. Hw
ail drofffflsts coantnr fltaML '
9#%\#IV|?Proprietor*, Bortoo, gjfa, t '
k ?=?: x ;
tyFor oomtlpflon, low of appetite and dlw?
oirgli Ulce H?wley'? Stomach ?nd Ltrer P1H?.
? V imperiare, acd ot rsr
. ? th?ee K o? t t t ,*f
the mort 'popo'lae, *
m\gR WSrgW^b. Irregolari? 0<_tte
atornacb tndbonK
. reRirded >1 thle'pS
SUFFERS jgg
Data r r H elt'S cumuli
"ben applied by the fin
SjKf.f'-Y & Into the noetrfl*
WS>ntAM RM.V^^!W,U be.beorbed. effect
'^ CUorc CO^lURl 17 cleanirin? u?
ijr |N I of catarrhal viro*. caosmW^COr*rf0
"ZfiMlnt healthy eeeretian*
fu*vcrvrD?w "lllys inflwn??tlo?.
nAl'i?" tl\ 1m protects the membrane
t' & V ^^B?f ^ UM' P'WIW* "
W- / ntAJ from additional cold*,
K. y completely heal* the
kar^ 8oroe acd rMtoree U?te
and imell. A fer ap.
K3Bs^evS 1 plication* reliere. A
USA I ?loTot^ trtatwuml wOt *
MAY-FEVER ggtTVin:
SHOE 50 CENTS. BY MAIL OR AT DBUOOIRS,
ELY BROTHERS, OWEGO, W.T.
MHSaHH good news
HaaEnaaffll to 1 Anirsi
Grratfft inducements ever of
3S fered. Now'syonrtiim tocetnp
orders for oar celebrated Tea*
KHuJHI and Colleen,and secure abeautiIfriWViJ'TfT
ful Gold Band or Moss Roie Chin*
a Tea Set, or Handsome Decorated
>lu i>i<nit Mi?.i Hone Dinner fv-t, or Gold Band Moea
leu r iteil Toilet Set. K< r full particular* ad dree*
Till: t?K EAT AM Kit I CAN TEA CO..
P. U. Boi a?i'. 31 and XI Ve^ey St., Near York.
vD!ELMORFS^ K. O. is the quickest, plMsaatect
*?r#st and best remedy for kidney.
liver, stomach, bladder and blood
oiseasos, and only ro?l curative era*
/(\V7CS. discovered for njute and chrooio
rheumatism, gout, lumbago, sciat1/
ica, neuralgia, etc. Has cored hopeBe
oases Bnght's disease and dyspepsia In 3 weeks-ill
rmsof rbeumatio disorders in 2 to IS weeks?relieve*
Qammatory is 1 day. Can refer to hundreds of relLae
people cured who had tried in vain everything else.
irely ootanio, harmless, and nico to lrink. Ask yoar
uggiit to get it; If be declines send to nsforit?lake
thing else, Kim ore. Adam* A Co.. luo William st.. W. X
fSsi WILSON'S'
IICHTMINR SFWER.!
IIWII IIII1W WHIWBII1
Two thousand atltche* a mtnnte. The only
baolutely firat-clas* Hewing Machine In the
rorld. 8enton trial. ^Warranted 5 year*
end for Illustrated Catalogue and Clrenla*
I. Asrenta Wanted. THEWILSOJT SEW*
>f6 MACHINE CO.i Chicago or Mew Yortu
TO SPECULATORS.
. LINDBLOM & CO., N. G. MILLER&C0.
5 A T Chamber of t>6 Broadway.
Cummerc", Uhicngo. New York.
RAIN & PROVISION BROKERS
Member? of all prominent Produco Exchanges in New
?rk, Chicago, St. Louis and Milwaukee.
We have exclusive private telegraph wire between Oniir?i
nnd New York. Will execute orders on ouriudg*
r.t when requested. Send for circulars containing
riu tihtm. KU1JT. L1NDBLOM ? CO., Chicago.
CONSUMPTION.
1 bare a positive romedy for the above disease; by It*
< thousands of cases of the wont kind and of lone
andlng hava boen cured. Iudecd, so strong la my falto
Its efficacy, that I will send TWO BOTTLEd FREE, to*
ither with a VALUABLE TREATISE on this dlseaaa,to
ly sufferer, (jive Exprem and 1'. O. address.
DK. T. JL aLOCl'M, 181 IVarl Hu, New York.
CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. S
Best Cough Syrup. Twit* good. La
Use in linn>. Sold hy druggist*.
^nBnSEBHZjp
MSa PATENTS-??
VIIKI.S. ~ fc?ll I W REI-SSI ES.
" riljf i/oi/r inrrt.linn. Send 2 Htamps (or Wp.Bookon
trntt, IiJ.Xh'IIAM, I'M. l^nei/rr, II'u'Mngton, D.C
hceMX KKctohai, win cure yonreoucn. meft'joc,
HI UP || C i| t6t?*raphjr here and we wlH
JUI1U ITIEll pirn you a situation. Circular* free,
tLli.NTIM; ?KOS.. Jnnenville, Wis. _
t;?,iil> W iiiilcd t?r ihi! Hrst and Kastcst-isaIUn<
l'ii t riiil Itiuiks unci Hible*. Prices re luced :s3 per
it. V? iio\ <i Pi'iii.ishixi} Co., J^hiiwdolphia. Pa.
'amrimit .mii.k mine best l.iniment. Hnce'JSfena.
IFUTQ U/AUTPH EVERYWHEREtosellthe
ItN I d n Mil I CU best Family Knitting
idiliic ever invented. Will knit a pair of et K kin(S
Ii II KEI<and TOU cniii|>|ctc iniUminutee. It will ?
l.nit a (treat variety or fancy work, for which then"
Iways ? ready market. Sena for circular and terra*
tiir TWO.HIIl.Y KMTT1NU lIAt'HLNB
I <i3 i liEMONT Street, BOSTON. MASS.
'".ike bushels of money selling the
Hal P3 Bta I ine Wonder. 3??mples poet3
V iuid.-Jsc. C.J.D.bximBuffaloNY
BSWTIinC < I -y"r H"h?d- Send
IhP" 8 Hill* for ciioilir. Dit. J. A. House,
tf I I WHfc 12<l Fifth Avenue, N. Y. City,
HELP WANTED.
en, Bojrn, Women, and GirU, for all occupations in
r Yoric mi vicinity. For particular*, addma W??
:ch*r k Co,, No. 7 Warren street, New York. _ .