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THE TREASURES OF LIFE.
There are pearls of truth and wisdom,
Thero are palms of, peace and joy,
There are flowers of sweetest beanty,
For yon?for yon, my boy !
But where are these treasures hidden?
Oh, where is the garnered store?
Will they fall to each unbidden?
When ours, will we yearn for more?
There are founts of wondronj knowledge,
There are wnters deep and clear,
There are gems and sprays of lilies?
Bright things the soul holds dear!
Sweet anthems of truth and glory,
Rich mines of the purest gold.
And joys of the hoart the sweetest
That ever on earth were told.
But where do they lie unheeded?
Joys, beauties that oft we miss ;
(Oh, spurn not a homely treasure,
For want of a higher bliss!)
And how shall we come upon them?
Through a dim and trackless wood,
Where the trees in the high winds murmur
Low breathing of endless good?
Or far on the towering mountain?
Or in other lands apart?
Or out on the rolling prairie?
Or just here, or in the heart? __ . s
/ In the paths of truth andJtfohor
There.fiwv'ttngels pure and high,
circle the brow of manhood
With garlands that never die!
There are hills and by-ways stretching
Far along life's clouded way,
But the rock-hewn steeps are gilded
With the sunset's brilliant ray.
Then onward ! if we falter,
Hope,4air as a star above,
Shall shine o'er death's cold altar,
A token that God is love !
?Anna M. Ford.
A LESSON IX REVENGE.
A brown chip of a cabin, a slice of
garden, a strip of sand?the rest is sky
and ocean if one could only see them
through the fog.
I don't wonder nature hides her face
fter last night's dreadful doings, and
sobs and moans like a live thing in
distress, for out there in the slate-colored
dawn wrecks lay in cruel plenty
along the shore?ghastly toys for the
merciless waves as they roll in and
beat the pooi things up and down upon
their bed of death.
A gaunt figure, a3 drearily gray as
the morning itself, strides up the
thread of path that halves my storniswept
garden and enters the kitchen
where I am miserably waiting her.
44 Oh, Tabitha, have you seen Janet
Gray?" I call out by way of good11'iApninrr
" Tlmv tr>ll mn chp cnw thp
Sea Gull go down, poor thing, poor
thing!"
" Ay, she's out on the sands now
rocking a bit of spar in her crazy arms,
drat her!"
I am used to her sullen ways; to the
disfigured face with its sickening scar
crawling into the roots of her spongecolored
hair, but the vicious words and
venomous smile are something horribly
novel.
" IIow can you !?how dare you!"
rexclaim, hotly. "You are a hard
woman, Tabitha C'rabb?a cruel one to
say that!"
"If I think it where's the good of
keeping it to myself? I take notice
folks dont waste no pity on me, and I
wouldn't thank 'em if they did! Ay,
she can keep on wringing her hands
and beating her breast?hearts don't
break for the asking, I can tell her
that much!"
The idea of Tabitha having a heart
to break!
" What harm has the poor girl ever
done you?'*
" Oh, I've got no special grudge
against your Janet Gray," she interrupts,
in a careless voice that sounds
hard and bitter even for Tabitha
Crabb. "but when folks suffer it does
. . me good, and when they die I ain't
sorry."
She means it, every vicious word, for
since the night she came to me, roadstained
and hungry, I have never
caught Tabitha seasoning her opinions
ya,., to suit the taste of her friends.
44 Oh, Tabitha. Tabitha Crabb ! and
?* to think 1 could have staked my life on
Toilp frtnilnpsa fnr m? I"
She stoops to iay an extra log on the
fire?the only cheery thing to be seen
L' this evening?and its llames leap
ruddily down her homely length and
across her poor scarred features, but
it's quite another light that brightens
her face a wonderful second, and did
I not know her sublime contempt for
human emotions I could swear her
voice trembles ? just a trifle ? as
she explains in her quick, jerky
fashion:
"When I say folks, I mean folks,
not you ! There's only one thing in
:this world I wouldn't do for you," she
|goes on, with a vicious dig at the fire
that sends the sparks skurrying up the.'
fy chimney like mad, "and when that's
settled to my satisfaction you are welcome
to the hist breath in my body if
i' it will do you any good."
!" \> ny, xaonnav i cry out, in
V " amazed consternation, " what on earth
is the matter with you this morning!
I do believe you must have turned
i? daft. There, there, Tabitha dear, it's
bad enough outside. Do get up and
let's be comfortable?do."'
" Don't touch me!" she exclaims,
shrinking from the hand I have placet!
upon her shoulder. "It's hatred that's
the matter with me?it's envy to see
the likes of her always in luck and me
being cheated of my share."
. And crouching in the shadow of the
- chimney-place she burst into such a
gust of angry sobs that it frightened
!, ine worse than hist night's storm, and
to think that in ;dl these eleven years
I have never seen her shed a sincrle
tear.
, " Do you call it luck to see her husband
drown before her eyes?"
J- "Ay, good luck! such luck, that if I
* could see mine in the same strait I
would give every penny I've scraped
^ and saved all these years and think it
^ cheap in the bargain."
(" Oli, Taintimr l cry, in deepest aistress,
"whatever memory thisdreadful
storm may have conjured up do not let
it wreck your soul with such wicked,
wicked words! The only thing to be
done with wrongs as old as yours
i3 to put them in the care of Ilim who
tells us that vengeance belongs to the
Lord."
"My vengeance belongs to me !" she
answers, fiercely. " Don't talk of forgiveness
to a burnt-up thing like me
*srs while the man who made me what I
am goes foot-loose at pleasure. I've
3 waited patient enough, God in heaven
knows to be rewarded at last; but
seeing that stretched out there on the
sands makes me afeard I shall be
i cheated at last of my right to pay him
back for this!"'
In a vague sort of way I have id ways
> known Tabitha's atlliction to be the
work of an evil hand; but until to-day
si) grimly silent has she always been
V that I did not dream she took it to
\ heart?and now to see her writhing
dg"' there in the ashes! v
There is a sublimity in pain, no mat 31.
for J.m.ii.io it? erarh. and so with
^. a heart full of tenderest pity for my I
poor old Tabitha, i kiss her scarified
cheek and slip off quietly without anJ
other word.
? After a bit, when she jerks her head
*.vin the doorway, it is the Tabitha of
|i: ' yesterday who bids me come to my
It v. breakfast, gaunt and stolid, as I have
P known her every hour of these last
eleven years.
y. And so the days pass until the flowK
ers in my scrap of garden are allstalks
and seed" pods, and the leaves on my
B-w ne tree have changed from green to
II ^jisset gold. It has been as pleasant a
summer as one could expect from such
a dead, quiet spot as Jtethney, whose
humble coast folks spend their lives on
H the water aad go under r; at last to
W their graves. Artists have sketched
B; us, tourists made notes cf us; tramps
Bs: have ? "Talk of angels,'' etc.
There stands one now?a colossal
D mote in the sunshine that floods my
K, doorway; a mangy buncle of iinpu Ldenrc.
subdued ruffianism and rags. A
^H^maller bundle of a like sort?a bit of
a boy?lies fast asleep in his disrepu Htable
arms, and he demards supper in
way that shows he means to have it
know the reason whyHV
"You can follow the path to the
HHkitchen," I say willingly enough, and
^ Lshe tarns to obey me I put aside my
^H[arninx|and step in there to warn Ta^
bitha of liis coming. As it happetis?
she is not in the room, so while the
man lays the child?still asleep?upon
the patriarchal sofa, I set out some
odds and ends of food on her spotless
table, and pour out a mug of coffee
from the pot that is steaming on the
hob.
"(Jenu-ine stuff this is," he remarks,
as he blows it about in his saucer,
"just like the coffee my old woman
used to make. It's astonishing, missus,
what uncommon good cooks badtempered
folks be's. Xow, there was
my wife, used to bang around the pots
and kettles and poke the fire like it
was folk's ribs, and I swan! the mote
she banged the sweeter the bread
turned out?mons'otis good coffee!"
lie turns his mutr upside down with
a suggestive glance at the pot and
then coolly helps himself to the second
tilling. No, 1 do not own up to a
morbid fondness for tramps any more
than Tabitha, but I do relish a chat at
my own meals, and if it is any comfort
to this misery-ridden creature to
talk while eating, I can't, in <y?inmon
decency, tell him to hoJiUwrf' tongue?
besides, I djinntfY!' I am not afraid,
oYcourse; but I do wish Tabitha would
hurry from the spring.
"Looks like your road was all turnpike,
missus," he goes on, between bites.
"No ruts and briers in yours. Now
mine's been sticks and stones from the
tirst start?all the same as the kids
there?bless that chap, if lie don't
sle?p like grub was twenty miles away!
Here, young 'un, hustle up and take a
pull at this."
But in spite of the liberal shaking
the great brute gave the child it only
" hustles" to the extent of opening a
pair of big blue eyes, heavy with something
worse than sleep, and languidly
pushing the saucer from his lips.
" Oh, you won't, won't you ! All
right, stoopid, it's all grist 1 hat comes
to my mill," and leveling the coffee to
his mouth he drains the last drop and
sets the saucer on the table.
?? TTn tontiie fn lw> tired " T snv. Livinf
AAV UVV1,,W vw vv v" v"? V ' "V?o
my hand on the little head, "his tlesh
is burning, and his pulse?good heaven,
man, your child is ill!"
"Ay, he's been peeking this week or
more," answers the tramp, with a reproachful
glance at the atom, as if it
someway were to blame. " Only last
night he begged me to move on and
let him be, but a father's feeling is my
lay, and I thought I'd try him a day
or so longer, anyhow."
"You don't mean to tell me," I
cried, aghast, " that you would leave
him to die on the road."
"I've seen them as would," he answers,
quickly, " and I don't set up to
be better than the general run."
I am so horror-stricken at the shameI
less heartlessness of the brute that I
can only look at the opposite wall for
! sympathy?to tind it in Tabitha Crabb,
who is standing outside by the window.
She beckons me eagerly; so while the
! tramp gathers up the fragments of his
supper and stows them in his mangy
pocket, 1 step out in the garden, where
she grabs hold ot my arm ana puns
me behind the wall.
"A something makes me?sorry?
for the child," she whispers, in her
quick, jerky fashion. " He will only
leave him to starve. Ask him to let
me?you?keep him; and if he won't
give him to you, here'3 all I've scraped
and saved these years, you know for
what?buy the boy?and let him stay
here?and be happy."
This my revengeful Tabitha Crabb !
This the money she has hoarded that
it might help her to hunt down the
man who, in some wretched p;ist time,
made her the hideous,scarred thingshe
is to day!
And alittle child shall lead them.
"With a dazed senseof God's limitless
power, I go back to the kitchen to
make my first bargain in human llesh
and blood, and find the child lying
there?alone!
He brightens up wonderfully at first,
and we grow to love him very tenderly
?Tabitha and I.
But one night when the autumn
winrlc 9ri> whwtlin<r around the house.
and the waves dash against the rocks
like screaming mad things, he goes to
sleep in Tabitha's arms and never
wakes again.
When we stand at last by the poor
little fellow's grave she takes my hand
between her horny palms and gasps in
a pathetic voice that sounds, oh! so unlike
poor old Tabitha Crabb's:
"I have buried all my anger here. I
thought I could have killed him when
I saw him sitting there after all these
years, knowing how he had given me
this, and then left me for a young
pink-and-white thing who wouldn't
have soiled her hands to help him to
save his wicked life; but their [child
sought of?I don't know."
tiliQ throw liorQplf hfxsiilp t.llf> lif.Mtt
grave without another word; but if
she had told me all that is surging in
her poor, outraged heart she could not
have taught me a better lesson in revenge.
" Oh, You Darling Confederates."
Basil Duke, a noted cavalry officer
under Morgan, has been at the capital
during the week. Duke is a very
handsome man. His eyes are dark
brown, his features arj clear cut and
ruddy. A flowing black mustache and
beard hide the lower part of his face.
Although nearly fifty years of age he
does not look over thirty-live. lie is a
lawyer with tine practice in Louisville,
where he is very popular. Ilis figure
is still as slim jis when he used to rush
up and down the country on a crazy
thoroughbred at the head of a regiment
of free lances.
One day during the war a detachment
of his troops were moving through
the northern part of Kentucky. Dick
Wintersmith's son was in the band,
and its leader. The guerrillas were
worn out and hunted down. There
horses were neaily foundered. The
men were dirty and ragged. They
halted for a rest near a seminary for
young ladies, all sympathizers with the
Confederacy. Out came the ladies
when they saw the gray coats. They
brought out food, drink and armfulsol'
tlowers. They hung (lowers around the
necks of the hunted men and sang out
in musical chorus, "Oh, you darling
Confederates!" A straggling Confed
crate, lat, greasy arm ragged, came
pounding up at this, Hogging a jaded i
hack along, swearing because lie could '
not keep up with his better mounted
associates. He was just in time to
hear the invocation of the young ladies.
He yelled out: "Oh, you sweet,
darling Confederates, the Yanks are
coming!"'
There was a bolt at this. The laggard
pounded on behind, yelling, "Oh,
you sweet darlings, 1 hope the Yanks
will get you!" The Federals were
right at his heels. The Hying Confederates
wheeled in their saddles, laughing
at the certain capture of the slow
rider. Suddenly his tired horse
stumbled, fell, and threw the fat rider
over into a ditch, where he escaped notice,
while a detachment of Federal
troops headed off the main band and
captured every one but the man who
was saved through having the poorest
horse. The prisoners never heard the
bust of "Oh. you sweet, '.lading Confederates."?
Waihinyton HerciM.
The Fisherman's Floral Calendar.
That the lishern an has a vein of
poetry in his composition is e\ inced by
the following incident, related in a report
of the United States fish commission.
A Narragansett fishermen being
- - * 1 r,onni>1
HSKCU 11 MIC Stjuct/clguc uwig nuiici
to Point Judith last year, replied:
" About the same time. They expected
them in February and got the seines
ready. They had them in the water in
March. 1 always judge by the dandelions.
When i sec the first dandelion,
the scup come in. I watch the buds,
and when the buds are swelled full,
then our traps go in. When the dandelion
goes out of bloom and runs to
seed, then the scup are gone. That is
true one year with another, though
they vary every season. I am guided
by the blossoms of other plants for
other fish. When high blackberries
are in bloom we catch striped bass that
weigh from twelve to twenty pounds;
when the blue violets are in blossom?
they come early?you can catch the
small' scoot-ba>s.' " That has always
been my rule. It has been handed
down to me by my forefathers." Mr.
Frederick W. True, commenting on
this, calls it " the folk-lore of flowers." (
UNDER HER CHIN.
Tying her bonnet under her chin
She tied her raven ringlets in,
But not alone in the silken snare
Did she catch her lovely floating hair,
For tying her bonnet under her chin
She tied a young man's heart within.
?Nora Perry
And many a time that littlo chin
He's heard from since, you bet and win !
And bonnets she's had for her raven hair,
And many a time he's been called a bear :
And now she is throwing her ringlets back
And says she shall have a sealskin sack!
?Courier-Journal.
Buttoning the sealskin up to her chin,
She glideth out and she glideth in,
And the eyes of woman with envy are green:
But the erst young fellow is seldom seen,
For in a dark oflice he works like sin,
For the fairy who tied and roped him in.
?Chicago World
Tying her bonnet nnder hftr^Jian
Is notwhanfeffie harm to that youth comes inan
oflice dark ; but a big airy halt,
With green-covered table and cue and ballSome
friends, a supper, and a little gin?
There's where the harm to that youth comes
in.
If a man can enjoy the good things of life
Why should he grawl at the wants of his wife
And fume and scold, and tear and roar.
And lay all the ills of the world at her door ?
And why should the fairy have roped him in
By tying her bonnet under her chin ?
?Uneofthr. Girls
HUMOR OF THE D \Y.
A young man who keeps a collection
of locks of hair of his lady friends
calls them his hair-breadth escapes.
"Yes," said the landlord, pointing
to his block of new houses, " they're
all full, 'ccpt the one at the end; that's
last, hut not leased."?li'istuit Transcript.
The demand for napkin rings made
of wood grown at "Walter Scott's
home, Abbotsford, is proving a great
drain on the forests of Maine.?Boston
l'Ost.
San Francisco newspapers make
mention of a rat recently captured in
that citvin whose stomach a diamond
was found. That rat had evidently
caught the rage fur "decorated interiors."
A remarkable parrot, owned by a
lady iD Quebec, used to give this conundrum
and answer: "Why does a
donkey eat thistles? (Jive it up? (Jive
it up? Because he's an ass I Ila-haha-ha-ha-a-a."
The second hand of a clock must
always feel cheap; not because it is
not quite as good as the otiiers, but
simply because it is second hand, and
must take an auction-room rank in the
world.?Picayune.
" Ilere, my friend," said the cashier,
handing the customer a pile of silver
dollars, " is your money?$30. Count
it, to be sure it is all right." The customer
begins to count --one, two, three,
and so on up to seventeen; then he
puts the pile in his pocket, with the
remark: " Oh, it's correct as far as I've
gone?the rest must be right also!"?
Paris Witticism.
" Who are those two men ?" asked
I Deacon Gilpin of 'Squire McGill, the
other evening. "Oli, those are the
men who coine to work in Joralum's
place. He has moved to Binghamton."
"To work in Joralum's place?
"Why, he was the laziest man in Marathon!"
"I know it, and that's the
reason there's two of them. It takes
both of them to be as lazy as he was."
?-Maratho n Independent.
T EARNINGS.
My friend, when I look in your eyes
I read there an unuttered grief;
Life's guerdon, a bitter surprise?
Love's largess, a shattered belief!
Deep, fathomless, dark depths of pain;
Unquenchable, hidden soul-tires,
Consuming alike heart and brain
Here below, whom genius inspires.
Each heart-throb a yearning, a sigh!
My friend, is not this what you feel?
I pause, I await your reply?
"Ned, I yearn for a good square meal!"
Indians Wambling.
The Piutes are having a grand gambling
tournament here, says a recent
issue of the Winnemucca(Nev.) fiilcer
/State. In the daytime they meet on
the sunny side of one of their wickiups,
from which they extend wings by tying
I blankets on poles, to break the wind.
The gamblers who engage in the tournament
place two poles on the ground
about ten feet apart anil parallel with
each other and seat themselves on the
ground, cross-legged, outside the poles.
There are generally six or eight bucks
on each side, and the stakes, which
range from $2 to $20 in silver, are
stacked on the open ground between
the parallel poles. Each side is furnished
with six or eight short sticks
and four long ones. Two strings of
small shells tied in the form of rings
are then procured, and when it is decided
by chance which side shall take
these shells the game begins.
A low, monotone ui chant, accompanied
by striking the poles with the
long sticks and the swaying of their
bodies to and fro, as if keeping time
with the chant and noise made by the
/> frl . u. 1\TT fKo uirlo wlm
OtlUIVTI, AJJ ll'UIIUllitrvi KfJ Vliw Iiiiv
won the shells, and the two bucks who
have possession of the shells move
heir hands and arms and change the
shells from one hand to the other and
finally conceal both hands under their
blankets and cease moving them. This
seems to be the signal for one of the
bucks on the other side to guess which
hand the shells are concealed in. If
he guesses right the shells are thrown
to his side and two of the short sticks.
Then the chant and its accompaniments
is taken op by that side and
continued untd the shells are won
back l?y the other side.
"When all the short sticks are on one
side the game is decided, the side having
the sticks being the victors. The
chant and beating the poles and swaying
to and fro ceases until the stakes
for another game are deposited, when
the performance is repeated. All day
long and far into the night by the light
of a sagebrush fire this gambling is
continued, and considerable money
changes hands. The squaws and
children arrange themselves outside
the gamblers and look on for hours, ap
parenuy as uiuuii liueresieu iu uie
game jus tlie players.
Horace Greeley's "Writing1.
A man in Lawrence offered a priza l
I to any one who would decipher a note
i in his possession written 1 ?y Horace
Greeley. Several persons ta-kled the
chirography, which looked like a quotation
from a Chinese paper run through
a sausage-cuttt r. One man submitted
this as the result of his labors: "Doughnuts
fried in lanl causes indigestion
badly.'' Another offered this: "Idiots
laugh at Abolitionists, you bet." A
third claimed theprixe with this effort:
" I'd knock the stullin' outen him if
he was my offspring;" and a young
lady was positive it read: "Sparking
Sunday nights is a wholesome occupation."
The owner of the note was
chairman of a lecture committee in
1870, and the hieroglyphics, when
translated by an expert, read: "I do
not intend to lecture this winter. Yrs,
etc., II. Greeley.'?Norristown Herald
Lumber Camp "Fun."
One of the favorite games is "pui
j your head in the hat." They draw
lots, and the unfortunate victim hides
his face by drawing a hat over it.
i Somebody gives him a whack with the
| palm of his hand, and he is required
| to guess who the man wsis. If lie
i guesses right he is relieved liy the man
who gave the blow, but a wrong guess
results in another blow. As some of
the men have a hand like a sledgehammer
the unfortunate sometimes
; gets black and blue before he guesses
correctly. The fun is enjoyed intenseI
]y by the. whackers, although the one
; who gets whacked may not appreciate
i the joke so hugely. 1 have seen them
! keep up this game for two solid hours.
; ?Milwaukee Sentinsl.
A paper water-proof house is one of
' the latest inventions. It has the ap|
pearance of a substantial house, but is
: wholly covered inside and out with
; paper, which is declared to be rotj
proof and water-proof.
Daniel Woods, of Indianapolis, is
dead, at the age of 106 years. He served
n the English army under the Iron
Duke ; was at the battle of Waterloo,
and accompanied Napoleon to St. Heena.
A GREAT PHIIANTHROFIST.
Details of the Busy I;tfe of Peter Cooper.
The death of Petor Cooper, the venerable
New York philanthropist, resulted from a
'"old, which turned into pneumonia. In consequence
of his advanced age, being in hi*
ninety-third year, he was unable to make a
successful fiu'ht against the disease, and succumbed
to its attack after a short illness.
Shortly before his death Mr. Cooper wan surrounded
by all the members of his familyIns
son, ex-Mayor Edward Cooper, and wife,
his son-in-law, Hon. Abram S. Hewitt, and
wife, and their six children. He motioned
to his daughter, Mrs. Hewitt) to come to his
cide, and whispered a loving farewell. Then
he spoke to his son and then to the children,
His words were scarcely audible except to
those to whom ho spoko. There
was not a dry cyo among those
who surrounded the deathbed. As soon
as his death was mado kun'.'.vu "?no tlags
on all the nuWiAAniildings in the city were
put at half mast and the various exchanges
and State legislature passed resolutions of
regret and respect to his memory.
Peter Cooper was born i>i New York city
February 12, 171)1. His maternal grandfather,
John Campbell, a resident of New
York, was deputy ?juarterina<ter-genoral
during the war of the Revolution, and expended
a considerable fortune in the service
I of his country. His father wns a lieutenant
iu the army in the struggle for imlependence.
After the close of the war ho established
a hat factory, in which young Peter
worked. The family was large, and Petet
had to work hard.being able to attend school
only half of each day of one single year. In
his seventeenth year he was placed with
John Woodward to learn coachmaking, and
served out his apprenticeship so much to
the satisfaction of his master that the 1 itter
offered to set him up in business, which offer
Cooper declined. Ho followed his tra le for
awhile and then engaged in the manufacture
of patent machines for shearing cloth,
which were in great demand during the war
of 1812, but lost all value on the declaration
of peace. He finally engaged in the manufacture
of cabinet ware; then engaged in
the grocery business in New York,
and finally in the manufacture of glue
and isinglass, which he carried on more than
forty years. In l&W he erected large iron
works at Canton, near Baltimore, but disposing
of these he erected a rolling and wire
mill in New York, in which ho first successfully
applied anthracite coal to the puddling
of iron. He removed the machinery in
l^l'i to Trenton, N. J., where he erected the
largest rolling mill at that time in the United
utiles for the manufacture of railroad iron.
Here, subsatiuently, he was the first to roll
wrought it on beam-; for fireproof buildings.
Mr. Cooper's name was identified with the
early history of some of the most notable inventions
and improvements of the past hundred
years. While in Baltimore he built,
after his own designs, the first locomotive
engine turned out on this continent, nnd it
was operated successfully on the Baltimore
j.nd Ohio railroad. He invested a largo
capital in the extension of the electric telegraph.
Mr. Cooper served in both branches
of the New York common council.
ri.? ,?;n TWo>
Cooper's name down to a grateful and appreciating
posterity is t'ie Cooper Institute
Early in life he had feltiho difficulties that
young people meot in seeking education in
art and science. He determined to aid those
who should come after him by placing within
the reach of any one in his native city the
means of getting such education as each
person might most need. The building for
the Cooper Union was begun in 18f>f>, on its
present Bite at the junction of Third and
Fourth avenues ai:d Eighth street. The first
cost, amounting to 11101 e than $GGO,COO, and
all the expenses of the Union, have been defrayed
by Mr. Cooper. Tho plan of the
Union is based largely upon the working of
the Polytechnic school of Paris. There are
free schools for instruction in the a'fthotic
and industrial arts and in scientilic departments
beyond the teaching given in the public
schools. Thnrc are regular courses of
lecturos on subjects of art, science,
political and social economy, and
literature and more than twenty
professors aud instructors nro employed at
an annual ozpense of $">0,001 Th:s great
expense is met by the endowment bestowed
by Mr. Cooper and by the rental of business
stores in the building, which is, of course,
equally his gift. Nowhere in the world can
a finer monument to any man's memory bo
fan ml Umn this unostentatious buildini? ill
the midst of ft thickly settled city in which
thousands now lniag and thousands yet to
come will always bear in grateful remembrance
tho name of the benefactor who
helped them to educate themselves and lay
i he foundation of their success and happiness.
Mr. Cooper was an enthusiastic supporter
of the paternal theory in government. He
believed that tho national government
ought to provide for tho comfort and prosperity
of the whole population, so that there
should be no more suffering and want. He
favored tho encouragement of emigration
by government grants of money and land,
and ho believed strongly in the
wisdom of public improvements on
a large scale at government expense.
It was due to his opinions on finance that he
became a nominal candidate for the presidency
in 1P7G. He had no idea that 1 e would
be cle-. ted, 110 personal wish to usvimic tho
ofliro; nor would ho hive wished it, even
lad there been any probability of his olect*>n.
Koferring to his candidacy, he wrote:
"Ineed not say that this sacrifice of peace
and rest is like the surrender of what remnant
of life I may have."
Mr. Cooper was saving,without being parsimonious;
shrewd, without being sharp;
j careful, without being timid. He had acI
quisitiveness strongly developed, but what
he acquired was put to good use. Honest
I and onen in all his doings, just and toler
ant in all hi* judgments, courteous anil considerate
in his conversation, he was a man
respected by all the world. His religions
vies\a were never thrust upon any one, and
(lis philanthropic works were never confined
to aiding the believers of any particular
doctrine.
Such a man and such a life belong not
alone to one city nor t > one State?lie is a
representative of civilization. It is audi men
as he whoso lives and whose influence build
up the strength of the land.
Mr. Cooper was always a careful and prudent
business man. He was strongly opposed
to the methods of many merchants,
who launched out into extravagant enterprises
on borrowed money for which they
paid exorbitant rates of interest. Once
while talking about a project with an acquaintance,
the latter said he would have to
borrow the money for six months, paying
interest at the rate of three per centum per
month. " Why do you borrow for so short a
time?" Mr. Cooper asked. "Because the
brokers will not negotiate bills for longer."
" Well, if you wish," said Mr. Cooper, " I
will discount your note at that rate for three
years." "Are you in iartiest?" asked the
would-be borrower. " Certainly I am. I will
discount your note for $10,003 for three
years at that rate. Will you do it?" "Of
course I will," said the merchant. " very
well," said Mr. Cooper, "just sign this note
for sflO.OOJ, payable in three years, nnd give
me your check for $S0), and the tran-nction
in vuiii|>icic? XJUI wiicic in me muncj *wi
ir.e?" asked the astonished merchant. "You
don't grtany money," was the reply. " Yonr
interest for thirty-six months, nt three per
centum per month, amounts to 108 per
centum, or $10,800; theiefore your check
for $800 just makes us even." The force of
this practical illustration of the folly of paying
such an exorbitant price for the use of
money was such that the merchant determined
never to borrow at such luinous rates,
and ho frequently used to say that nothing
could have so fully convinced him as this
rather humorous proposal by Mr. Cooper.
Mr. Cooper was a very tender and devoted
husband, and a loving, though not indulgent
father. He ha* related with great glee
that in the early days of his married life,
when his wife was too much occupied with
her household affairs to be able to give
exclusive attention to her baby, he
turned his inventive talent toward a
labor-saving cradle. He invented a cradle
I hit would not only rock itself and fan away
the flic^, but which lulled th*j child asleep by
n mucfosil.lmr ?1 fiinhmonh Thin invention
was b >ught from him by a Connecticut i>oddler,
who considered '.t cheap at ilu cost of
his whole outfit, horse, wagon and good*.
One of Mr. Cooper's latent addresses in
public was singularly characteristic of the
man. It was delivered in the open street to
a mixed crowd of men and boys, who cheered
the aged philanthropist in return. It was
late one afternoon last fall, at Uroadway
and Houston street. Peter Cooper's carriage
had come to a sudden stop in front of
the llevere h:?use: one of the trace< was broI
ken. The driver lab >red vainly to repair the
damage. The policeman on tiie corner tried
to help him. but w t!i no better success. The
street was blocked and the crowd {tressed on
impatiently. In the hubbub Mr. Cooper
opened the door of Ilu carriage and stepped
out to learn what was the matter. The
crowd, in>tantly recognizing him, made
room respectfully. He 110 so .ner saw what
the trouble win than he called the
coachman away, and, unbuttoning his great
coRt, fell to work 011 the broken trace himI
self, 'llio crowd watc'K-d him with increasing
interest a< lie ikflymade his hitches
and half hitches, and with only a pie e of
string and n sinal wooJen sink in a few
minutes rej a'red ti e trace su'licicntly to allow
the carrii ge lo be drivan on. As he
stepped upon ti.e curbstone af.er finishing
his work, Mr. Cooper, pointing to the t' ace,
spoite Kinuiy 10 some youny men wiib .sioou
near, explaining to them t':e advantage of
being able to help oneself when there was
need. His addre s v. as brief, and was
listened to with respectful attention, and
when the ol 1 gentleman stepped into his
carriage and cl< s.-d the door, the crowd
cheered and hals were swung in his honor.
Mr. Cooper's visits to his office in Hurling
slip of lute jvars were somewhat irregular.
Tke burdens of til-- details of iho business
have long been buine 0:1 other shiKiUlers
than his, although when the time came for
consultation and the determination of sonr.;
question of moment, his counsel was never
dispensed with. Hut, no matter at what
time he visited his office, whether in the
morning or the afternoon: whetlur every
day in the week or only at inter, als of several
days, he was sure to be greeted on his
departure by a swarm of beggars. It was a
mystery how they knew he was coming, it
seemed as though they had a man always on
i,uard to spread the news far and nrar, for I
he no sooner entered the office! tlnn the!
mendioiuts began to collect. Not a few
wero tramps, who, even recking with alcohol,
held out their hands for gift'. They i
swarmed to the front of the store and even
invaded the premises. It was n? use in
telling Mr. Cooper tint they were id'o and
drunken. Ho would not relinquish hi* h; bit
of giving something to every man every
time, lie did it in spi e of his pnrtnc r?, and ]
said it gave him pleasure.
Mr. Cooper was reputed to be a very
wealthy man, but the extent of his fortune
is known only to his immediate family. Ho
gave away millions to his relatives, besides
the millions that he gave to the Coope.
Union. His benefactions in other directions
hove been enormous. People never
tired of asking him for money. His daily
mail brought turn bushels of begging let
. - j
tore. JUe was besonght to engage in ai.
sorts of wild schemes of benevolence, and
to contribute to the most pressing individual
needs. It would have required more
than the labor of one person to answer these
letters, and many of them went unanswered.
But many of them met with seccess.
He was literally giving all the time. How
much money Mr. Cooper did make will
probably never be known to the public. He
reserved something for himself as a source
of income for his running expenses, but it is
said to bear no considerable proportion to
the vast fortune which he earned. A near
friend of the family said that Mr. Cooper's
will was made several years ago, and that but
a comparatively small sum wns left for Mr,
Cooper to dispose of, as he had already given
away most of his property.
NEWS OF THE WEEK.
Eastern and Middle States.
A New York mercantile agenro; spates that,
the fai.'iures 'in the Ttfnited States during
the fj;st three months of 1883 were 2,80(5,
against 2,127 for the same period of last yean
in increase of 779. The liabilities show
about a proportionate increase to the number
of failures, b?ing for the current quarter
i ist closed $37,(WO,000, as against $:)3,0CQ,000
for 18S?.
The hanging of Mrs. Emolino L. Meaker,
a^ed for'y-two years, for the murder of her
husband's half sister, Alice Meaker, eleven
years old, took place at Windsor, Vt. Mn.
Meaker's son, Almon, nineteen years of age,
aided her in poisoning the little girl and then
liiding hor body. Ha afterward confessed
the crime. Mrs. Meaker persisted to the
last that she wa^ innocent, aiid walked
Grmly to tho gallows. She is the first woman
hanged in Vermont. Hsr son is serving a
life imprisonment for participating in the
rnurdor.
fnoMA9 Waldrom, better know as
"Brother Frank," president of St. Joseph's
college, Buffalo, N. Y., was convicted of assaulting
a six-year-old girl and sentenced to
live years' imprisonment.
R. <fc C. Deqeneii; of Now York, One of the
largest shipping firms in the South American
trade, have failed with liabilities for
$000,000. The creditors are mostly New
York banks. The revolution in Ecuador was
the principal cause of the firm's embarrassment.
Tmnrr-seven barges, containing 450,000
bushels of coal, broke from their moorings
at Pittsburg, Penn., and swept down the river,
destroying everything in their path. A
steamer and several barges filled with coal
were sunk. Tho lo?s is $50,000.
As a young man named Osior, of Richc?- >
TI ii?i??^
lUrUj Y ( f WUfl owtiuuwiu^ mau ouuv w VUIV
boils one of them took the wrong passago
and worked into his brain, causing his death.
In the Hartford city election the straight
Democratic ticket was defeated by the Citizans'
ticket.
Twelve hundred jourroymen house painters
struck i i Philadelphia for an increase of
wages from $2.i>0 to $3 per day. Other
strikes in different branches of trade in various
parts of the Eastern and Middle Statos
are also reported.
Deobeea of M. D. were conferred on eight
graduates of the New York Medical Colleg0
and Hospital for Women.
In a prize-fight at Dubois, Penn., between
two miners,each under eighteen years of agot
one of them, Martin Linsky, was thrown
with Buch force that he broke his neck, dying
almost instantly.
Svlmi Mobse was again Btopped by the
police from producing his " Passion Play "
in New York, after the theatre had been
filled with an expectant audience.
The fluporintendant of the Philadelphia
mint is receiving telegrams from all parts of
the country announcing the arrest of parties
for circulating the new five-cent piece gilded
bo as to represent a five-dollar gold piece. A
Philadelphia man recently started with five
thousand of these gilded frauds, with which
he intends to take in unsuspecting people iu
the country. It is said that the Bide-shows
now traveling with circuses will be plentifully
supplied with these gilded coins to take
in unwary countrymen.
Three small children were drowned while
playing on the ice on a pond near Valatie)
N. Y.
Tng doath of Peter Cooper, the aged
philanthropist, took place after a short illness.
at his resident*. lit New York, in
presence of his two children, ex-Mayor
IJdward Cooper and Mr.?. Abram S. Hewitt.
He wa* ninety-two years cf age. Marks of
respect to his niomory we e displayed on the
.'Tew York public buildings, and several
bodies, including both houses of the legislatnre,
adopted resolutions in his honor.
A tho Rhode Island State election th
Sprngne ticket was defeated by the Republican
ticket by about 2,SCO majority. The
legislature is Republican.
Pii/'T, next to Jumbo the largest elephant
iu L5ari:uill's show, became refractory in
Ve\v York, aid nearly succeeded iu killing
iu- of his keepers. With the assistance of
:wo other elephants aud about forty men he
whs secured, but not before he had knoe'eed
several men senseless, and was then
whipped for hours with hoop-pole3. The
whipping only increased the elephant's
fury, and, as the attempt to subjugate
him proved a failure, it was thought
best for the safety of the employes and the
public to kill the beast. Accordingly several
shots at close range p it an end to him, half
a dozen butchers cut hiui up and the carcass
was carted off for burial.
All shooting, hunting, fishing, hor'e
.racing, gaming or oth:-r public sports, exercises
or shows upon the first day of the week,
and all noise* disturbing the peace of the
Jay are prohibited by the Sunday law, as
passed in the New York assembly.
Tub house of John A. Wilson, a farmer,
three mile* north of Hnrtwick villnge, N.
Y., w..s d'BJJVered by his neighbors to b3on
fire at 2 o'clock in the morning. Mr. Wilson,
his wife and two daughters perished in the
flames. Two sous, who were away from
home, a'0 the only survivors of the family.
fouth and West
An earthquake shoe'e has disturbed the
equanimity of the Californians.
Charles W. Beaneb, a colored boy of seventeen,
was hanged nt Leesburg, Va., for
assaulting a little white girl; and at Camden,
S. C., Oliver Bri3tow, also colore 1, was
hanged on the same day for the murder of a
farmer. Joseph Wilson, a colored accomplice
of Bristow, was shot and killed while
endeavoring 10 escape.
An express train on its way to Cincinnati
was wrecked by a broken rail and partly
burned near Mason's Station, Ky., and fiftyone
passengers were injured, six them with
probably fatal effect. There 'were 127 passengers
on the train, most of them asleep.
The threo passenger cars were thrown down
an embankment fifty feet high. Most of
the wounded were taken to Cincinnati.
Nine persons, five of them coloroJ, los1
their lives by the explosion of a tugboat's
boiler at Columbus, Ohio.
A CnirA'So dispatch says that roports from
the principal points of the entire wheatgrowing
section are not encouraging for an
abundant harvest, the severe and continuous
cold having been fatal to this crop.
L. A. Jone-j an 1 N. L. Collins quarreled
in Rayvillc, La., over politics. Collins Bhot
Tones de id, and then an unknown person
killed Collins.
A Tucson (Arizona) dispatch statoi that
: lifty-nine persons?twenty-seven inthatTerj
ritory and thirty-two in Moxico?havo beo:i
killed by Apaches in nine days.
A boileb in a Mobs Point (Miss.) mill exI
r>lr./1o,1 l.'.IKnr. nn1nr?l nn-1 cm-.
j ion.-ly injuring six others.
The Chicago and Cincinnati city electior s
; rf suited in n victory for the Democratic
i tickets. In the former city Mayor Carter H.
j Harrison wis re-ebctel. Iu the Mi higan
J Slate election the De:uocra'fi were nl o vie.
j torious.
Ex-Senatok TnuBMAN fell on the stops of
i his residence in Columbus. Ohio, and broke
| his left arm betweeu the elbow and shouider.
Auout forty citizens of Hastings, Nob.,
at 11 o'clock at night broke into the jail,
took out two young men charged with the
tnurdor and robbery of a grocer of the town,
and hanged them to a railroad bridge.
An cxjilosioa of gas in an uncompleted
sewer in liaitimoro tore up the street for a
distance of 1' K) feet, killed two small boys
and injured three others.
Fori: oi.victs created a great tumult in
i the pns:'.i at Chester, 111., by making a des.
I perate attempt to escape. All four were
' speedily r iptured, three being shot by the
I prison guards.
T\v::nty firing comprising nearly the
whole business community of Kentland,
Ind., have been burned out. The total estimated
loss is !$1C0,0 0.
Verona Baldwin, who recently shot and
wounded " Lucky" UalJwin, tho California
millionaire, in San Francisco, was acquitted
by the jury on the ground of insanity.
Beiinakd Doyle, kroner of a grocery and
liquor saloon, was found butchered in his
honao at West Union, West Virginia. A
daughter of live years was aiso killed, and
; nct'ier lit'.le daughter of feven hnd beeri
left for dead, l.ut revived sufficiently to idin
tifyas the murderer a worthless follow named
Amis Harper, who was arrested. Two othei
iron wc re a'so arrested as accomplices. The
motive for the crime wan robbery.
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Prom Washington.
Piiesident Arthur gave a dinner to' Miii8>n,
the Ringer, nt the Whits Hons?.
The total receipts of cotton at all the porta
in the country since September 1 are 6,319,755
bales.
Captain T. N. Bubbill, of New York, has
been appointed chief of the bureau of engraving
and printing. Captain Burrill was
the purchasing agent of that bureau.
A committee of three has been ?ppointed
to examine the books, money and accounts
of the treasury preparatory to its transfer
to Mr. Wymaa, the newly appointed
treaanror. Tho amount to be
counted is about one biilion dollrtr's. Of
course the large force employed in counting
this huge sum will consume a comparatively
short time in the work; but if it were
mnnted dollar hj; 'Wlmr, even i*?*h(b*vato of
$200 a minute, day and night, without
stopping, it would take ton years to count it
all.
During March the public debt was reduced
i.110 lomi hcji on mo jut,
less cash in t!ie treasury, was $1,576,931,288.10;
cash in tho treasury, ?.'515,034,08'i.4G.
In the murder case of Charles F. Kring
the United St ites supreme court, by a majority
of one, reversed the judgement of the
(Uiireme court of Missouri and remanded the
case for further proceedings. Kring has
been tried seven times for the murder of
Dora Broemser in 1875, and is, by this decision,
finally released from tho sentence of
death which has been three times imposed.
The coinage executed at the various United
States mints during March was: Gold?
78,! 00 double eagles, worth $1,478,000; silver
?2,076,476 pieces, worth $2,458,725.15;
minor coins?5,211,27(3 pieces, wortli $155,.
528.66; total coinage?8,201,<552 pieces, worth
$4,? 2,253.81.
Fuedebick de Fkouvillk, a former member
of the signal service corps, shot
and killed his w.fe, and then himself
at his wife's home in Washington.
De Frouvillo arid his wife were
married eight or nine years agoj and abou
eight months sinca separated; tho woman
refusing to live with him on account of his
intemperate habitp. About the time of the
separation ho was dismissed from thd signal
service for drunkennc s, and since then has
been unemployed. Mrs. De Frouville; who
was a Dane; has been emj loyed as a translator
in the agricultaral department.
Judge Walter O. Guesham, of Indiana,
ha.*; been appointed by the President the
successor of t'.ie late Postmaster-Genera]
Howe. Jud;re Gresham was born in Indiana
in 1833, and studied law; became a Republican
member of the State legislature in 1860;
entered tho war a3 a lieutenant colonel and
came out a brevet inajor-ganorai, ana in
1809 was appointed a United States judge by
President Grant, which position ho held at
the time of his apiuintmont to tho postmaster-generalship.
H. M. VaIle, one of tho defendants in the
star-route case, took the witness stand and
denied tho allegations contained in the indictment.
The President left Washington on a special
car for Florida. He was accompanied
by Secretary Chandler, Mr. C. E. Miller, of
New York, and Private Ss c otary Phillips,
The party expect to bo gone on the trip
<:bout two weeks.
Foreign Hewi.
An arrest in Liverpool of a man with in.
femal machines brought from Ireland is said
to have prevented tho destruction of buildings
involving possiblygrait loss of life.
Louise Msciiel, the feminine loader of the
Frcnch socialists, has boon arrested in Paris
on tho charge or entering bakers' shops at
tho head of armed mon and plundering them
of their contents.
The arrest of three men in Cork is said to
have disclosed the existence of another
secret society having for its object the blowing
up of buildings in the principal cities of
Great Britain and the assassination of individuals
whenever such a cour.-e would advance
the interests of the organization.
During the rscent galo off the British
coast six fishing smacks were wrecked and
forty sailors drowned.
Bra boiler explosion at St. Dizier, France,
twenly-six persons wero killed and thirtysight
injured.
Skitcu. fiends have occurred at Charkoff,
Russia, and vicinity. A number of persons
ave been drowned.
In attempting to capture a band of Nihilists
in St. Petersburg tho police met with a
stubborn resistance. During tho fight three
officets wero wounded and one Nihilist, finding
capture inevitable, committed suicido on
the spot. The eight remaining conspirators
were arrested.
Prince Bismarck's sixty-eighth birthday
was brilliantly celebrated in Berlin, tho emI
e:or visiting him in person and military
bands playing national airs before his resi'
denco.
The returns for tho last financial year
ending March 31 show that the revenue of
Great Britain was ?8!),004,000, and that the
a a-1 ? ??thl aql! n.'v~\
IUL*U t'll'i'iiuiiiucn ?uic
An exhibition of marine products and
fishing implements has been ope'.ed in
Tokio, Japan. There were displayed 1">,000
varieties of fish and other productions from
sen, lake and river.
The British government, owing to the frequent
unlawful use of explosives, is takiug
active measure b for tho protection of property,
especially in London, where the war
office, gas buildings and other public edifices
are guarded c'ay and night.
Montenegrins have murdered twenty-five
members of J he Castrati tribe 011 Lake
Bhutan.
Mn. Pabnell has received word that n
land league is to be formed in Australia.
Edwin Booth, the American actor, has
been well received in Vienna.
Eabthquake shocks hnvo occurred near
Mount Etna.
The king of Ashantoe has relinquished the
throne, and the ontire coast of Western
Africa is in a stale of confusion.
Five of tho socialists who signed the
placards calling a public meeting in Paris
and urging resntance in the event of interference
by the police, were convicted of having
instigated the riots which followed, and
were sentenced to three years' imprisonment
eatn.
Intense excitement wns created in Gre il
Britain by the discovery of a sec: ot dynamite
factory in Bermingham and the arrest
of five men?four in Loudon and one in
B rminghnm?with a large quantity of disunite
in their possessi n. To add to the
excitement a supposed attempt was made on
Ui3 same d:iy to blow up the large government
barracks at Newry, 1 rcland,the sentinel
on guard over the powder magazine discovering
a man trying to scale tho wals.
Prompt nicar-uros wo.e taken in London for
tho protection of government property.
Not only was tho po.tofiice anl tho neighboring
government property pat un.ler an
increased guard, but the royal re; i lence at
Windsor was supplied with a large force of
sentir.e's, who were sent thither i:i a private
and unostentatious manner. Tais was roaderoi
more necessary because a report was
received that some conspirators were already
on t'icir way to Windsor from Birmingham.
At the latter pine) a dynamite factory was
found in full operitbn. The pre.nisei had
I e-n t iken t,vo moatln ago by an IrishAmerican,
who called himself Whitenn.l
wild was arrested. An
other man, who <;ave his name n?
Normnn. was followed from Whitehead'.^
place in Hir:iiiu<,'h am tu London, whither ho
ha:l go ;e with a box of explosive.*, and
there nrre steJ, t >?' !h.,r w.t'i two other persons
who had ca'l '.1 for iiiai at his lodgings.
The fo Jrih arresi in Imid >n was t'lat of a
man named II -wry D iltoa, who camo fiom
I ho Unite ! Slat', s a for.ni?'!it a^'o, and was
taken into custo ly at tIi:r American exc'san^e
roe nis.
| FoiiTY persons wir.- killed ;:nd many more
injured, s )ine with fat i! elfc.'t, by th explosion
of a powder depot ne::r Ho ne. Italy.
Am, i e s nis who asu'st.-d ti:e crews of the
Jeanucite and the itoJye-s search expedition
have be;?:i a.varde:! it.rorations by the
czar of It'.issia.
On tiro fourth day of the Socialist.couyrerf
at Copenhagen i wa? closed I>y or;trr of fie
kin-;, and all the delegates from fo:ei>.ii
countries were ordered to leive DjiimarK.
Four d l.'^ates to the eon^re:s, who are alsc
mo nbers of the Herman reichsta;,', w r arre<t(d
at Kid by o;d to" the German ?ov
errment, and their papers confiscated, aflei
which they were release J.
A Downward Course.
A certain Austin man was not expected
to live. lie hart a neighbor
with whom he hart been on bad term's
for several years. This neighbor askert
a mutual frienrt how the lirst party \
was coming on.
"I am glad to se?. you have done ]
away with your feeling of resentment J
toward that poor man. He is sinking, ;
sinking rapidly," was the reply. 1
"He is, is he? Well, I am not sur- 1
prised. I always thought that was the
direction he would take when he died." !
?Siftinyu.
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rnS^rnm^m^S^SSB^AiUaiiaasmt
G. M. D:
A Medley, a Jljrutery. a Marrel an A n
iHiraRlc.
THE STOUT OF A DREAM.
Got money honestly if you can, bnt get
money," was a foolish father's advice to
his Hon. Get money, if you can honestly,
makes but a slight alteration in the order |
of the words, bnt varies the sentiment considerably.
There is no harm in making
money. It answereth all things. Used
rightly it is a power for good, and there is
money enough in the world to form a lever
by which the mass of humanity could be lifted,
to a certain extent, out of its depths of
sorrow and despair. Money we must have
for money makes the mare go. Some can
make money who have no faculty for saving.
Would you pave yon must know how to deny
tho^e wno would borrow and nevor reimy, as
well as those who beg simply because tfiey are
too lazy to work; ..Th.fcre are mgn.tfho neyer
want to see you Mefanfyfo lifiu the fiivdr ot rt
'nan.. "1 ney will ask for just one word w;ith
yon, and that one word is sure to be money.
An impecunious fellow met a rich acquaintance,
and not liking to ask diieitly for a
loan, said, "Friend Smith, if you had ten
dollars in your pocket, and I was to ask you
for the loan of live, how many would remain
in your pocket?" "Ten dollars, to be sure,"
replied the rich man, without a moment's
hesitation. He had gumption, and knew too
much to part with his money by any such
rule of subtraction.
Oh, I see, said the impecunious man thus
rebuffed. He was able to owe. He was
or.e of the Micnwber 6ort?always waiting
for something to torn up. How like some
peo[ le who are sick. They think to get well
by letting disease take care of itself. But
diseases do not heal themselves, and too late
their victims full often find this out to their
sorrow as death seizes upon them. Had they
been wise In time they mi jht have added
many years to their lease of life. The cure
was nigh them, as it is nigh to all who read
this medley. These paragraphs tell the
story, as a patient perusal wili prove. Those
who have keen insight and can rend between
the line? may solve the conundrum the sooner
for it; but upon all, light will dawn ere
they read the final word of our story.
Light will dawn, we said, and so it wil',
light of hope and help. Light is what a
certain individual wanted. Mr. Jones we
will call him. He was very sick. Consump
tion had fastened its fangs upon Inm. lie
had long neglected catarrh, and laughed at
the idea of taking anything for it when advi.-ed
to do bo. and so went from bad to
worse. His lungs became diseased, a hacking;
churchyard cough racked him almost to
pieces, and he fras fast wasting away. A
mere shadow of his former self, ho scarcely
slept at all rft night, or slept only to dream
horrible di earns. Talk of nightmare! A
whole circus troupe, horses and nil, seemed
to make his bed the arena of their wild performances.
In this ense money did not
make the niare go, for he spent a deal of
money 0:1 doctors and physics and was
nothing bettered. He ate little, and was
fast going down to an untimely grave, leaving
his wife a widow and hii four bright
children orphans, when, lo! on one eventful
night he dreamed for onco a bright and
happy dream, which our next paragraph will
relate.
Death, the black-visaged monster, had
until then stared him in the face, but the
dream brought him hope. He saw a bright,
white-robed angel in his dream, who said,
"I come to bring you good news. Here
is your curc?sure, safe, harmless, prompt
nnd reliable. Get well and seek to take
health thoreby to others. Behold the cure!"
With these Words the angel was gone, butere
the trail of light which followed him had
vanished the dreamer saw glittering in the
light three golden letters?G. SI. D. "What
can it menu.'" ne saia w mmsuii, us ue
awoke from his slumber. "I have had a
Good Many Dreams before, but never such
as this." Startled and surprised he aroused
his wife and to her related his vision. Alas,
she could not solve the problem. Remembering
all the medical advice, and the physic,
and the expense involved since her husband
became sick, she expressed the hope that the
letters were not intended to suggest that a
Good Many Doctors must yet bo consulted
i in addition to all that had besn interviewed.
He groaned in reply and remarked that if he
had to consult any more there would have to
be a Gold Mine Discovered in order to pay
them.
Every day for a week he and his faithful
spouse se.irchel diligently for a key to
the problem. In the dictionary, in such
newspapers as they happened to have, in
books, on placards on the walls?everywhere
they sought?hoping to find a clew. letters
stand for words, and they hoped to light
upon the words that should suggest the cure.
They Grieved Many Days over their lack of
good luck, as they said, and the Good Man
Dreamed again and again, but saw no more
angels. Hope deferred maketh the heart
sick. "Oh, that the angel had Guided Me
Definitely and Given More Directions," he
exclaimed, again and again.
Nearly two weeks had elapsed since the
night of the Great Mysterious Dream, when
there came to lhe house a pamphlet. Tired
with his exhausting office work," which he
still pursued, determining if possible to die
in the harness, Jones was about to throw
lhe pamphlet in the fire when something
prompted him to examine it. Surely,
thought he, here can be nothing that will
Pierce this Gloom Most Distressing, or Give
Me, Disheartened, any relief. Poor man,
he had worked letters over in his mind, and
mrwlfxsn mnnv combinations with (ham, that
they occurred in almost every sentence he
uttered. 1 hey entered even into his prayers.
Heaven Grant Mo Deliverance, he
would say, nor let disease Grind Me Down,
and so forth, ad infinitum, ai:d a milo or two
beyond.
Mentally tortured and suffering in every
fiber of his body, what won lor that l:e
road page after page of the pam >hlet. It
was a work on diseases, and in th > morbid
state of his mind its content.* seemed to suit
him. It spoke of almost every disease that
flesh is heir to, but oh, joy! as ho read, a
Glimpse Mo9t Delightful of light stole in
upon him. ''Eureka! Eureka!" he cried.
"Wife. I have it, I have it."
Everybody in the house heard him cry
Eureka, and rushed to the room to hear
what hs had found. All expected to see some
Great Miracle Done, and then came ti.j explanation!
Simple, of course, but why had
lie not thought of it before? Oh, what a revelation!
Here was hope for him and for all
consumptives. Hero, hope for suffering
friend* and neighbors. That night hescaice
could sleep, but when he did, he again saw a
bright vision of golden letters, in fact, a
Glittering Monagram Deciphered readily,
and reading G. M. D.; and again P. P. P.,
and yet again F. P.; and one hugeP, around
which theie oiher? were entwined, and then
W. D. M. A. All the letters blended, yet
each was distinct. All he had seen in the
book, all he again saw in his vision.
Dronra Most Glorious. D. M. G.?G. M.
D.?Again he rang the changes: backward,
forward, every way. Gold Medal Deserved.
M. G. D.?Misery's Great Deliverer,?till
time would fail to tell them all. P. P. P.
stood for Perfect Peace Promised for suffe
-ers. and sweet release from Prostrating
Purgatorial Pains. And again F. P. was
Freedom Promised, and backward, P. F., it
became Pain Flees. Now he could get well,
and once well, he would be a missionary, a
Glad Missionary Devoted to the work of
telling others how they might get deliverance.
He went through the list of diseases
among th >se of his own acquaintance, from
John Robinson, whoso torpid liver gave him
constant headache and severe bilious attacks,
on through the list of those suffering from
ulcers, coujjhs weak and diseased lungs, to
Irs frienJ, General B , who was as near
tho grave as ho. And for all these, as well
as for himself, the Grave May Disappear from
present vision, and each may be Given More
Docade3 of life than they had hoped to have
years. Against the milder cases ho marked
P. P. P. Against the serious cases he
I marked G. M. D., not tho Grizzly Monsler
Death, which ho so long had dreaded, but
something?oh, so much better, as wo shall
presently see.
In a short while our hero was well, and
went everywhere among his friends and
neighbors, telling of his good fortune and
showing the sick and tho suffering how they
might be healed. Some laughed and continued
to suffer, refusing to be healed. Moro
were wise, took his counsel nnd proved hi.;
vision of the night as he had done.
"A vision, less bccuilinu far,
Than waking dreams by duyli.cht arc."
Can anything bo more delightful than
health after sickness? To be a well man,
to fool pure blood coursing through your
veins, to know that lungs, liver, kidneys,
and all ths Grand Machinery, Does its duty
perfectly in ono's body; to carry health's
ruddy mark on tlio cheeks. Ah, this is Good
Most Decidedly. This was our hero's case,
and thousands can tell the same story. The
good angel has come to them. Tney have
seen the letters Gleam Most Distinctly before
their eye*, nnl Going Most Definitely to
work in pursuing the instructions given,
they have recovered that great blessingHealth.
G. M. D. has been to them a channel
of good, Good Mysteriously Done, and
they have bid their sick friends do what all
(ha sick should do, namely, put themselves
in communication with the W. D. M. A.,
Which Done Most Assuredly will put them
in the Way Desired Mo*t Anxiously.
Alas, that human nature is so slow to believe?alas,
that men and women are bowed I
down with the burden of complaints, of I
which they might be rid ? consumption,
bronchitis, dyspepsia, heart disease, kidney
disease, malarial complaints, scrofulous dis- |
eases, skin diseases, tumors, ulcers, nnd |
many more. It wouiufecm as motion mhhu |
ill deity had given every letter of the alphn- !
bet as inany di-eases as it could possibly desire.
thus forming an alphabet of sorrow,
suffering and woe. Happy they who the ,
Great Measure Discerning, have escaped the I
clutches of sad diseases.
Looking back upon his past experience, j
Mr. Jones feels Grateful Most Decidedly,
and continues telling the old story of his [
sickness, his vision, and his restoration to
health: for all the sick nre not well jet. Hut '
lie lias hail the pleasure of seeing, as he says, j j
Good Miraculously Done to hundreds upon
his personal recommendation.
Dtar reader, bear with us awhile if light
has not yet dawned on your mind. The mys- ;
tery will soon be revealed. If the key bo j
not on your ritihf hand it is at least on your |
(eft, in letters clear as daylight. AGuo.lMany ! '
Delighted have ds covered it and opened tliu !
portal to a long life and a useful one.
Initials of words that stand for a'l tint
is sorrowful and sad, letters, the self-same j
letters, are ofteii initial of words that breatho j
of hope and benediction.
Search but awhile and yon will find tlio ;
boon, the blessing and the benefit. The ]
mystery of the three P's, of the i\ I'., of tl e ;
G. M. L)., and of theW. D. M. A., Will Dawn ; ,
Most Auspiciously upon you. I
Columbus discovered America and won i
high honor and immortal fame, and they j
who havo learned the secrets of the wonder ,
before your eyes, good reader. Give Most
Delightful testimonials of their gratitude. j j
t'f all sad words of tongue and pen, tho
saddest are this??it might have been? ! f
so sayeth the poet.. When we think of tho j
myriads that mifht hive been saved from j
untimely graves had they seen Mr. Jones' i
vision and sought his way to lioalth. we feel i .
?nd. Yet we cannot but rejoice at the Great j
Many Dolivered from death's door by G. M. 1 1
D., and that Pain's Positive Persecution "
nas been escaped again and again by I'. P. P. ! 1
Virtues unnumbered serve tom.il.oG. .<i. *
D. the Greatest Mercy Deigned by favor- '
ing pr.i\ idences for the relief of sufferers, b
nnd itsr discoverer feel^ P. P. P.?Perfectly 1
Pardonable Pride in tolling of the Growiug
.* ,V5WB?W! ; v?* . ' ?
Multitude t)elfv6^6d from the Grasp" Most
Dreadful of Greedy Motirnful Death. c
Every sick person is interested in the theme ]
Ijofore up, and every well person, too, for who j
does lint know some one who is sick and
needs, therefcrp. the good news of health
that is Given Many DtliJy. i
Reader, mystified reader', w<? will detain
yon no longer. Perhaps you have Gueised
Most Deftly the hidden meaning. P. T. P., 8
you know, stands for Pleasant Purgative Pel- ' J
let?, curing constipation, torpidity of the
liver, headache and many tftber qomplajnts.
F. P., of course, is Dr. Pierce rf Favorite i
Prescription, that has proved auch a P. Ft,
Prime Favorite and Precious Friend to la- g
dies: safe, easy to take, working like a
charm?curing the peculiar weaknesses incident
to theirsex. The letters W. D. M. A. e
stand for the World's Dispensary Medical
Association, at Buffalo, N. Y., with ?roriA:in^r
cfmnfiiroo. it* nrmv of medical men, J
ar)flr.i(llin<? nil rJ iA.nrn,' Cn'Q tCH -pi'efllUwi'., 1 '
Dr. Hi V, l'ierce (the large and central P of
| Mr. Joties' sedonu vision), all at the service
! of trie sick afld suffering, everywhere; while
G. M. D. ?s?rflad the initials of the
paragraphs of this article and yon will see
t hat G. M. D. is Golden Medicrtl Discovery,
the boon of the diseased. This* wonderful
medicine cures all humors, from the' worst
scrofula to a common blotch, pimf7le
eruption. Erysipelas, salt-rheum, fever
sores, scaly or rough skiD, in short, all dis^
easos caused by bad blood, are conquered
by this powerful, purifying and invig-,
orating medicine. Great eating ulcers
rapidly heal undor its benign influences.
Especially has it manifested its po-i
toncy in curing tetter, boils, carbuncles,scrofulous
sores and swellings, goitre or.
thick neck, and enlarged glands. Consump-;
don, which is scrofulous disease of the
lungs, is promptly and positively arrested
and cured by this sovereign and God-given
reme ly, if taken before the last stages are
reached. For weak lungs, spitting of blood,
consumptive night sweats, and kindred affections,
it is u sovereign remedy. For indigestion,
dyspepsia and torpid liver, or
''biliousness." Golden Medical Discovery
has no flnnnl. as it effects nerfect and radical
cures.
You will do well if afflicted with any chronic
disease to write to the Association for advice,
describing your malady as well as you can.
Many cases are successfully treated through
correspondence and no fees are charged for
consultation. For one dollar and a half you
can secure a copy of the "People's Common
Sense Medical Adviser," sent postpaid to
your address; Its purchase will repay you.
In this is Given More Desirable information
than you can fmd in any other work of a
similar nature.
WISE WORDS.
lie is richly endowed who is cheaply
diverted.
A contented spirit is the sweetness
of existence.
The most dangerous flattery is the
inferiority of those who surround us.
A great noise is often made by a
small stone; loudest talk is not always
the deepest.
Slumber not in the tent in your columns.
The world is advancing, advance
with it.
tf wp had no faults ourselves, we
should not take pleasure in observing
those of others.
Ignorance is ona of those infirmities
that are insensible; and though it be
ever so desperately sick, feels no pain
or want of health.
It is against human nature to believe
any people will persist in wrong and
cruelty if they are permitted to enjoy
their natural rights.
"We ought not to look back, unless it
is to derive useful lessons from past
errors and for the purpose of profiting
by dear-bought experience.
Would you punish the spiteful?
show him you are above his malice.
The dart he throws at you will rebound
and pierce his own heart.
Let the young girl seek to adorn her
beauty, if she be taught also to adorn
her mind and heart, that she may have
wisdom to direct her love of ornament
in due moderation.
The pleasures of this world are deceitful;
they promise more than thej
give. They trouble us in seeking,
them, they do not satisfy us when pos?-:
sessing them, and they make us despair
in losing them.
A good conscience is better than
two witnesses. It will consume your
grief as the sun dissolves ice. It is a
spring, when you are thirsty; a staff,
when you are weary; a screen, when
the sun burns you, and a pillow in
death.
So certain is the crime of listening
to carry its own punishment that
there is no pointed prohibition against
it; we are commanded not to commit
other sin?, but this one draws down
its own correction, and woe be to him
who infringes it!
A Land of Peaches.
In the neighborhood of Sydney such
fruit as the peach, nectarine, apricot,
plum, lig, grape, cherry j<nd orange
are as plentiful as blackberries. The
orangeries and orchards of New South
Wales are among its sights; and in the
neighborhood of Sydney and Port
Jackson there are beautiful groves of j
orange trees, which extend in some
places down to the water's edge. Individual
settlers have groves which
yield as many as 00,000 dozen oranges
per annum. One may there literally
"sit under his own vine and fig tree."
If a peachstone is thrown down in almost
any part of Australia, where
there is a little moisture, a tree will
spring up, which in a few years will
yield handsomely. A well-known botanist
used formerly to carry a small
bag of peachstones to plant in suitable
places, and many a wandering settler
has blessed him since. Pigs were formerly
fed on peaches, as was done in
California, a country much resembling
South Australia; it is only of late years
they have been utilized in both
places by drying or otherwise preserving.
A basket-load may be obtained in
the Sydney market during the season
for a few pence. The summer heat
of Sydney is about that of Naples,
while the winter corresponds with that
of Sicily.
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For burns, scalds, bruises, chipped hands,
KJree or piles, use St. Patrick's Salve.
Walking made easy with Lyon's Heel Stiffners;
they keep your boots and shoes straight.
The foot and mouth disease is no respecter
of persons. Sixty out of eighty
iTi/j-.lrt in. a. brevL HftJ/vi/g.rtfe *&> Qiu&n.
Victoria have been smitten with the
scourge.
THOUGH SALT'HHEUM
Doe* not directly Imperil life, it is a distressful, Taxations
and resolute complaint. Patient endctraaoe of It*
fiumeroos very small watery plmplee, hot and smarting.
requires frus fortitude. If the discharged matter sticky
Itches, and the scab* lenro underneath a reddened surface,
the disease htfnot departed, and Hood'aSaraa;* I
parllln, in moderate doses, should be continoed. i
FAMOUS CASE IN BOSTON# ;
*; My little four-year-old girl had a powerful eruption j
on her fftco and head. Under her eyes it waa regular
?ui? like a hum. Back of her left ear j >
we had to shave htfr hair close to her head. Fire or six
physicians and two hospitals gave up her caae m incurable,
save that she might outgrow It. When it began to
maturate I became alarmed, la three week*, witii
Hood's Sarsaparilla, thesoroe begun to heal; two bottlesmade
her eyes as clear as ever. To-day ate ix aa well a*
lam." JOHN CAREY. 1MD Street, tJcoU Boston.
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An Internal Revemne OfBctr BtTedi
mHiot qf BattOn Herald: ; #
Dkae Sm?During my term of service in the Internal
Revenue Department of the United States, at Itnttn*
my office waa In this city, I was afflicted with a sew*
attack of kidney disease, and at times suffered intensely.
I received t ho nodical advice of some ot oar best pbfffcians
for a long time, without being benefited by their
prescriptions. Being diseoaraged by the failure of Uto
doctors to help me, and bMnf trrgod to use Hnut'a
Remedy by a friend who had tested Its merits, although
reluctant to try a patent medicine, I was finally indoo?A
to try the Remedy, and procured two bottle# of it, and
commenced taking it faithfully according to the directions.
Before I had taken it three days the eKTTOdattnc
pains in my back had disappeared, and before I had used
two bottles I was entirely cured. Whenever, from tfverexertlon
or a violent cold, the pains in my kidneys returiv
a few doees of Runt's Remedy quickly effects a cure.
Before closing I beg to mention the remarkable cure j
of a friend of mine in New York City, to whom I recommended
this valuable medicine. He was sulfating
severely from an attack which was pronounced by his
physician a decided cms of Bright'* Diseas?of the Kidneys.
I obtained two bottles of Host's Remedy for
him, and be commenced taking it, and began to improve*
at once, and trot speedily restored to health, and b?
attribute* the saving of bis life, under the blessing of a
merciful Providence, to Rant's Remedy,
Another friend of mine in >'ew York, to wbon I reoommended
Hunt's Remedy, wu suffering severely (rota
kidney disease, and was entirely cared of it after urine
this wonderful medicine only a short period.
Feeling deeply grateful for the great benefit* experienced
by my friends and myself from the use of Hast'*Remedy,
I feel it to be my duty, as well as a great privilege,
to famish yoa this voluntary and unsolicited statement
of facts for the information of your large ntimber .
of readers, many of whom are undoubtedly suffering
from this widely-spreading scourge, am-' I believe that it
is the bfst medicine now known, and that it will cureall - , '
cases of kidney diseases that can be cured. .. i
1 shall be pleaaed to confer with any on* who may
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