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BY HUGH WILSON. ABBEVILLE, S. C.. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1883. NO. 36. VOLUME XXVII. ff|j
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Dear Hands.
Roughened and worn with ceaseless toil and
care,
No perfumed grace, no dainty skill, had
these;
They earned for whiter hands a jeweled
ease,
And kept the scars unlovely for their share.
Patient and slow, they had the will to bear
The whole world's burdens, but no power
to seize
The flying joys of life, the gifts that please.
The gold and gems that others find so fair.
Dear hands, where bridal jewel never shone'
Whereon no lover's kiss was ever pressed,
Crossed in unwonted quiet on the breast,
I see, through tears, your glory newly won.
The golden circlet of life's work well doue,
Set with the shining pearl of perfect rest.
?Susan M. Spalding, in Atlantic Monthly.
The Mysterious Patient.
a physician's stoky.
I had graduated in the spring of
87- from tlie College of Physicians
nd Surgeons in New York, and was
pronounced by it capable of taking
human health, and even life, into my
hands. I spent many hours in pondering
the question how I, an unknown
man, was to secure the position
and practice 1 had resolved to win.
Fortunately I was not as destitute of
means as of patients, so 1 resolved at
once to take a fine oilice on Madison
avenue, to have my coupe at the door
after office hours and to go in and out
as though overcrowded with calls.
This was nothing more nor less than
advertising, but it was not of the tabooed
kind.
One evening in midsummer?for I
allowed myself no vacation that year
?I was sitting in my inner oilice
when the sound of a carriage stop.
ping at my door, and immediately
afterward steps hurrying up the stoop,
arrested my attention. My oilice boy
ushered a man in the waiting-room. I
detained him long enough to indulge
my sense of importance, then rang for
the boy to bring him to me.
uonrounu 11: excianneu my visitor,
"if I had known you'd keep me
waiting, I'd have gone somewhere
else! Come now with me J"
"Where?" I asked.
"No matter now. I'll tell you as
we go. It's a case requiring desperate
haste."
I took my hat and followed my imperious
visitor into the carriage. He
gave a hurried order to the coachman,
and we dashed off.
" What is the cjise?" I asked.
" That's for you to tell me, if you
know anything about your business,"
was the testy and unexpected reply.
My companion was a a man of about
forty years. Ilis face would h av e been
noble except for an expression of selfwili,
which almost ruined it. His bearing
was that of a man of the world
his manners almost?though not quite
?Lhose of a gentleman. As he had
relapsed into silence after his last reIply,
I followed his example, and sat
quietly awaiting the next turn of
affairs.
The carriage stopped at a plain brick
house in a quiet neighborhood. Before
the wheels had ceased to turn, my
I companion opened tne door, ana witn
the one word " Conie!" led me up the
steps.
The door was immediately opened
from within, and wo ascended to the
second story. "What was my amazement
to find myself in an apartment
furnished not only luxuriously, but
with rare magnificence.
I probably hesitated a moment on
the threshold, for my companion again
said " Come," in the imperious tone
with which I had grown familiar,and
turned to the bed.
There lay my patient?a young girl
about eighteen. Her large blue eyes,
dulled with disease, were staring unconsciously
before her. Her long
golden hair was tossed over the pillow,
looking like a halo around the
beautiful head. "Who was this man
who, with a middle-aged woman, was
the only apparent guardian of such
Iyoum ana loveimess :
But the case was so serious I soon
put aside every thought not connected
with the patient. To ray occasional
questions the nurse gave me replies as
brief as the man had given.
I wrote my prescription, gave the
necessary directions for the night, saying
I would call early in the morning,
and rose to leave. The man followed
me to the door.
" "What's your fee?" said he.
I told him.
He put a bank note into ray hand,
saying:
" Come early to-morrow. Give the
case every attention. I'll make it
worth your while."
I judged from his tone that he was
pleased with my appearance, and ventured
to ask if the lady was his wife..
"She is your patient. You need
know nothing further," was his curt
reply.
II ooweu ana went out nuo me
night. The carriage was waiting, so I
entered it and was soon at home.
"While I was taking my breakfast
next morning the office boy entered
the room and said:
" The carriage is waiting, sir."
Instinct told me what carriage it
was.
I went at once, anxious to know the
effects of my prescription on my mysterious
patient.
Daylight showed only moro plainly
than night had done the humble exterior
of the house and its unfashionable
neighborhood.
The door, as on the previous night,
was opened immediately on my presenting
myself.
I ascended the stairs and entered
the chamber door.
My visitor of the night before
nodded a formal recognition, which I
returned with equal indifference :is I
went to the bed.
No light of intelligence beamed
from the beautiful eyes that wandered
restlessly around the room. There
I was less fever, and in several ways my
lovely patient seemed to be in a more
favorable condition than when I first
saw her. I gave my directions and
rose to depart.
As before, the man met me as I
passed out and put a bank note into my
hand. Was this to prepare the way
for his sudden disappearance at any
time he might choose to go? I suspected
it was,
For several weeks I continued my
visits. Although the conditions of
general health improved, I was not
satisfied with the results of my treatment
on the | disease. There were
fluctuations which at times encouraged
me, but the disease was obstinate
and would not yield.
During all this time I had no knowledge
of these people or their relations
to each other.
It was evident that they wished to
conceal themselves from their friends,
and I always feared there was something
wrong about it.
But that was none of my business.
It was my duty, however, if possible,
to find the cause of this lovely girlV
illness, as it was evident that I needed
this to aid me in securing her recovery
So I asked for a private interview wit!
the man whom I had to myself called
Cerberus.
Very reluctantly he led me to i
room below, the condition of whicl
showed that all the house whs no
MSB furnished as the young lady's apart
flHI ments were. My companion neithe
took a seat nor invited me to do so.
^n " Sir," said I, " it is necessary, if tli
HI patient is to be successfully treatec
I that I should know more than I do c
its cause; also whether there ar
^Hj cate it."
me fiercely, an(
coming close, shook his list in my face,
saying at the same time :
" That's nothing hut curiosity ! You
doctors pretend to understand disease,
and to he able to cure it, yet you "will
let a soul like this lie in darkness
rather than do your best without
knowing its secrets ! I scorn v<>u all!
Go!"
lie turned from the room, leaving
me standing there alone. I left the
house with the feeling that 1 should
not re-enter it. Evidently my services
were no longer desired, anil 1 was convinced
that they could he of no great
value unless I could have the information
I had sought in vain.
"What was my astonishment that
evening to see the woman whom I had
always found by the bedside of my
mysterious patient come into my room.
-She was a most respectable woman,
and I had been pleased with the intelligence
with which she had nursed
ner cnarge. .>uirueu, i sum, - is mic
worse?"
"She is the same, doctor," wjis the
reply, in a quiet, even a dull tone.
" There may be no chance fur her ever
to be better, but if you knew all about
her, perhaps you could help her more.
I have come to tell you."
"Hadyou permission to do this?"
I asked; though I confess I was suffering
as keen pangs of curiosity as I
have ever experienced.
"No," was her reply;"but it is right
for you to know. You have done
more for my young lady than any other
doctor has. Perhaps you can cure her
if you know all."
i told her to take a seat, and prepared
to listen.
"I was nurse to my young lady's
mother," began the woman; " and
when she was married, as she was at
seventeen, I went to live with her. Oh,
she was so gay and happy, and her
husband so proud of her! She loved
every beautiful thing, and he made
her home like a fairy palace. Just be
fore her baby was born?sne mat is
my young lady now?he one morning
was going to ride. The horse was one
he had just bought, and was a wild
creature. In some way it became
frightened, and threw my master, so
that his head struck the sharp corner
of the stone step, and he was killed.
" My mistress saw it all, for she was
standing there waiting to kiss her
pretty hand to him as he rode away.
At first we thought he was only
stunned, but the doctors?we had three
?shook their heads from the first and
soon everybody saw there was no
hope. My mistress was almost wild
with grief and horror. A month later
her baby was born. The poor little
thing never laughed like other babies.
" When she was three days old her
mamma died, and I took charge of the
child. She was always gentle and
sweet, but never gay as her mamma
used to be. Often she would say to
me: 'Xurse, I wish I could be merry
like other children; but everything
seems so sad. "Why is it ?'
" When she was old enough 1 told
^ /vf 1 w*r? i\ono orwl mommo
nn LIIC Q*J\JkJ Ut llU cmv?. nuvumm
and of their sad death. Oh, how she
cried, poor dear. ' I remember it all,'
she said, looking up through her tears.
41 have seen it ;dl in my dreams, very,
very often,but I did not.understand it.'
On her last birthday she was of the
same age her mamma was when she
was born. The night before she was
very sail, and had made me tell her the
whole painful story of her parents'
death over again. In the morning she
had disappeared, and after a long
search I found her at the house where
she was born, but which had been closed
lor so many years. There she sat, my
poor child, her beautiful face shadowed
in gloom, her finger pointing to the
stone which had killed her papa. When
I tried to rouse her, I found that her
reason had gone.
"That was three months ago, sir.
The gentleman who is with her is her
guaidian, and he is very anxious that
it should never be known that she has
been mad, for it would ruin her future,
poor dear ! So we came here and hid
ourselves where we knew nobody could
find us. lie made her rooms like those
at home, so that everything should be
familiar to her when consciousness
should return. lie won't give her
name or his to anyone, for fear of their
being remembered when she's well
again."
I asked several questions of a professional
nature, and then sdd there
was a chance of rousing the sufferer
by a shock; that heretofore I had tried
to do this by keeping her calm; now,
if I were to continue in charge of her
case, i snouui try aiujuier intuiou.
She entreated me to do so, and to
ignore the dismissal I had received
from the guardian that morning.
" lias she," I asked, "no dear friend?
Is there not some one whose presence
would stir her pulses if she were
well?"
The woman hesitated, but said :
"Yes, she has a lover. He is not
favored by her guardian, who has
other plans for her, but they love each
other truly, and grief at being forbidden
to see him had a great deal to
do with her illness."
"Then we must work secretly in
bringing him here, must we not?" I
asked. " Will it defeat our purpose if
we take the guardian into our conli
aence?
"It will not do to tell him anything,"
she said.
" Can you give me the lover's address
She did so, and I saw that a day or
two must elapse before ho could reach
New York, even if I telegraphed at
once.
"I will continue the case a little
longer," said I. "If this effort fails,
I will resign it to more competent
hands."
The woman bowed and rose to
leave. 1 noticed that she veiled her
face closely, and drew around her one
of those nondescript garments ladies
call waterproofs.
I waited impatiently for morning
though many of the intervening hours
were spent in studying recorded cases
similar to those of my patient.
At last the hour for iny visit came.
I decided to make it without explanation,
as though it were expected.
I found things as usual in the sickroom.
Cerberus looked surprised, but
I thought relieved also, at my appearance.
The nurse gave no sign of any
understanding bet ween us.
I tried to fix the wandering eye of
my patient by a resolute look in my
own, and was glad to see that this
evidently disturbed her.
Holding her attention in this way 1
spoke one or two words, to which she
seemed to listen, and then broke away
from the restraint.
It was a disadvantage not to know
her name, as the sound of it would
have arrested her attention more than
anything else. But I found that slu
could be held for a moment at a time
1 I changed the entire plan of my pre
scriptions, and, telling the nurse thai
I wanted her to call her mistress dis
tinctly by name every time she gavi
her medicine or reiiesmixvm,, ?cu
i away.
> That evening I was glad to see souk
I slight changes, indicating that my plai
was working well.
i On my return home I wrote to tin
I absent lover, telling him all I though
necessary, and urging him to com
i home at once. Meantime I would d<
i my best with my patient.
t It was at midnight, two days latei
- when I was roused from sleep by j
r furious ringing of the night-bell. I
answer to my inquiries a voice, eagei
e even hoars*., with emotion, cried t
y me:
t, "For heaven's sake, doctor, com
f down and tell me how and where sh
e is!"
i- I then knew that my visitor was m
patient's lover. ; Though the tende
J, passion had not yet touched me, I syn
pathized with the young man's feelings
strong enough to go to him as soon as
possible.
I found him exhausted, mentally as
well as physically. For three months,
ever since the mysterious disappearance
of the young lady, he had wandered
over the country in search of
her, following traces which had led
him far astray.
My lirst duty was evident, and 1
offered him such refreshments as I
could command. But he would touch
nothing till I assured him of the safety
of his Madeleine?for this was her
name.
I told him how the case had been
brought to me; how my treatment of
it had failed; how I depended on him
to aid me now.
"We must," I continued, " find an
hour when the guardian is out. Then
we will go to the room, and you will
greet her suddenly, but quietly. "We
will see what the effect will be."
It was so late, I persuaded Mr. HowI
4-ltof ?f.io )?ic? nomo 7Tnr?inn
lilllU? IfllClU U (lO llto A4?W*4\sf J.A V/A
Ilowland?to lie upon my lounge
during the remainder of the night. On
my return to my room I wrote the following
note to the nurse*
"Mr. I lowland has come. "We must
seethe young lady when her guardian
is out. Put one of these cards in the
window to tell me at what time we
shall call"
I inclosed cards with the various
hours of the day marked distinctly on
them. I then retired to sleep.
It was with a sense of relief that I
saw the sun shining when I awoke?
all nervous conditions are so much more
favorably met on a bright than on a
dull day.
Mr. I lowland was sleeping as I
passed through the room. Poor fellow!
how haggard and pale he was ! Hut I
saw that his face and head were noble.
I made my morning call at the earliest
hour I could. My lovely patient
was better in every way. Her sleep
had been refreshing, and she was more
attentive to what 1 said than she had
been before.
Her guardian stood by as usual, and
[ found it difficult to give my note to
the nurse without attracting his attention.
I accomplished it finally, and
made my exit. In about an hour I;
passed the house, and on looking up at
the designated window, saw the figures
" 1?3.
I was grateful for the length of time
we could have for our experiment. I
hastened home and told my good news
to Mr. Ilowland. He seemed too miserable
to be greatly cheered by it; and,
indeed, I could r?ot wonder that his
heart was despondent.
At nreciselv ten minutes past one
we were at the door. The nurse
opened it, and, saying: "It is all safe
He will be gone till three," took us up
stairs.
I told Mr. Ilowland to wait outside
till I called him.
When I entered I found my patient
sitting in an easy-chair, a picture of
loveliness, if one excepted the restless,
expressionless eyes.
I sat by her, took her hand, and
said, slowly.
" Madeleine, where is Horace ?"
She started, looked troubled, Hushed
a little; then the old vacant look returned.
1 repeated the question,
holding her eyes with mine.
At length I gave the sign to the
nurse, and she called Horace. He
came in hurriedly, as though he could
wait no longer.
Madeleine rose, stretched out her
arms, fell on his neck and sank in a
swoon. All this was well; but how
would she come out of the faint con
dition?
"W'eput her on the lounge, and after
applying restoratives for a long time,
consciousness began to return.
She opened her eyes, saw Horace
standing at the foot of the lounge, and
tears began to flow; then sobs?strong,
! convulsive sobs?shook her delicate
frame. The nurse wanted to check
j them, but I desired their continuance
without restraint.
Horace, meantime, had knelt by her
side, and was holding the lovely head
on his broad shoulder, and whispering
words of love and tenderness into the
awakened ear. She looked into his
face with joy at last in her eyes, and
said:
"Horace, they told me that stone
killed you, too."
Then she fell into a peaceful sleep.
I knew it would last for hours, and,
charging the nurse to keep everything
from Cerberus, and to tell Madeleine
I her lover would return the next morning,
we left. Horace was so exhausted
that he yielded to my entreaties to seek
! ?*nof fnr mincolf
IViJV 1 VI illill.JV.il.
1 think I was as impatient for the
hour of my evening visit as I have ever
heen for anything in life. I was hopeful,
yet not confident, that my plan hail
succeeded.
On entering the room I found my
patient very weak, but reason had returned.
She looked at me with intelligence,
and answered my questions rationally.
I whispered to her that Horace was
sleeping, but that he would see her the
next day if she was good and slept
well herself. She smiled happily and
evidently understood that her guardian's
presence forbade further speech.
Jint my story is too long already; I
must not tell in detail how Madeleine
grew stronger and happier day by day,
until at length she was well. Nor
must I describe the wedding, at which
I was best man; nor need I tell how
sulkily grim Cerberus gave her away
when he found he could not keep her
for himself.
About Noses.
It has been the custom for people of
all races to admire, or pretend to admire,
their own noses, and to sneer at
those that differed from them. The
Semitic nose has never been thought
by the world at large to correspond
with any principle of beauty. Yet the
Arabs and Syrians speak contemptuously
of the "Hat-nosed Franks." and
Disraeli has taken pleasure in repeating
the phrase. The Africans are
proud of their broad, llat noses, and
some tribes endeavor, by inserting artificial
objects, to increase their pet deformity.
Time and careful breeding,
which did so much for the noses of
the (ireeks and Romans, and .have
helped, and are helping, to make those
of the Slav, Latin and Teuton r;tc?s
straight and beautiful, have done
little to modify the prominent
features of the Semitic and Turanian
races. Most personsj who
! have long noses are apt to be proud
and boastful, arguing either that they
are abstractly beautiful or that they
' indicate strength of character. Tin
1 nose of Tennyson, as seen in his pori
traits, is long, and may in his youthful
i days have been finely modeled. II(
. seems to have thought so, for ir
- ' Maud" he sneers at the druggist's
t clerk iis a "snub-nosed rogue," usinf
- an opprobrious term,common wherevei
: the English language is spoken. Twi
t hundred years ago the nose was longe:
than at present, if we can judge b;
s old portraits, and even the nasal or
1 gans of our Revolutionary sires wer
more pronounced than those of tlii
ti generation, giving some color to th
t theory that the feature had some som
e sort of relation to individual char
o acter.
A good story is told about Mazzin
a While the notorious Italian agitate
n was in London he went one dav wit
"? an English friend and bought a lot c
o rusty old swords and pistols. "Wha
on earth are you going to do wit
e them ?" asked the Britisher. "Nothin
e at {ill," replied Mazzini; "only, whe
the police hear of my purchase, teli
y grams will be sent everywhere, an
sr not a king or queen will sleep quiet!
l
FROLOF, THE EXECUTIONER.
IXTEJtVTEIV IVITH THE RUSSIAX
HAXGJIAX AT HIS IIOJIE.
An Ex-.IIurilcrcr Hctlrcri from RiulneMW
Wlio I)?ph all the I-c^nl StrniiKlInu for tlic
C'znr.?An Iiintanrc of Illn StrcnKlli.
The following is u narrative of an
interview which M. Victor Tissot, a
Frenchman, had at Moscow with Frolof,
the Russian executioner of all the
Russians. Prolef is an ex-murderer
retired from business, condemned to
death by the tribunals, but whose son
tence has been commuted to perpetual
imprisonment on condition tli.it lie
should continue to carry on for the
state the little business which he formerly
carried on for himself.
Frolof has been locked up for the
last fifteen years in the central prison
at Moscow. If a hanging is to take
place at Kiew, Odessa or St. Petersburg,
Frolof is sent thither under escort.
I had been promised an interview
with Frolof. It was even proposed
to send him to mv hotel, escorted
by gendarmes. But I cared too much
for my reputation to accede to such
a position. Besides, that would be
taking Frolof out of his sphere; an
executioner who is a prisoner must be
seen in prison.
One evening on returning home 1
found the following dispatch, which I
have carefully preserved amcng my
archives of travel:
"The executioner has arrived. I
called to take you with me to the
prison. Did not iind you at home. Let
me know at what time I may call for
you to-morrow."
I answered that I would be free
from 12 o'clock. At 3 o'clock the next
day Mr. X. called for me with His carriage.
Frolof's hands must have been
warm from the last execution. He
had just returned from St. Petersburg,
where he had hung two nihilists Pressniakoff
and Kiwiatkowski.
The central prison where the executioner
resides is situated in the suburbs.
Its exterior aspect is not very
romantic. Imagine a vast inclosure,
surrounded by a palisade twelve feet
high, and guarded by sentries in long
gray coats with fixed bayonets. In the
first courtyard was a small hovel, in
the basement of which Frolof resided
in a kind of underground cave. AVe
descended a dirty stairway and reached
a dark room, which was more like a
den for wild beasts than anything else.
A woman dragging a dirtv urchin came
to meet us.
My friend said to her, "Where is
Frolof?"
" He is not at home," she answered;
" he has gone out to make a few purchases.
But he will be back in live
minutes. Perhaps you have come to
buy some rope ?"
"No!"
"Oh! it never was in such demand
as it is now. Jie seated, my nuauuiiu
will be in presently."
This was the executioner's wife.
She had a very sweet voice and blue
eyes, but her complexion was heavy
and colorless. She wore-the costume
of the country people?the chemise
with large puffed sleeves, the red sarafan
and the apron fastened upon her
shoulders.
Upon the table a samover, with a
breast of a shining copper colct .was
singing. Some worn-out tooloops were
hanging on the wall. They looked sis
if they were spoils taken from the
men who had been executed.
A sound of footsteps was heard in
the courts above us.
"Ilere is Frolof now," said his
wife; "the gendarmes who accompanied
him have just returned."
In a few minutes he appeared, entirely
idling the doorway with his
massive frame, his broad shoulders and
his immense head, with its shaggy
mane of black hair. lie was dressed
like a man of the people, lie wore a
small hat, a red shirt under his tooloop
and pantaloons of dark cloth, which
were tucked into his boots. Contrary
to the expectation of sentimentalists,
there was nothing terrifying in the
aspect of this indefatigable slayer of
men. The only noticeable difference
between him and any otherjmoujik was
the brute strength shown in his thick
neck and his immense muscular arms.
Frolof is as good as twenty gendarmes.
When an insurrection threatens
to break out among the prisoners,
it is only necessary for Frolof to show
himself at the door armed with a whip
or a club, and order and silence are
immediately restored. lie once killed
two rebellious prisoners with a single
blow of his list. The memory of this
exploit is preserved among the prisoners.
Frolof asked us to be seated; then,
at our request, he told us about the
execution which he had just performed
at St. Petersburg. Everything went
off smoothly. The scaffold was
erected early in the morning, at a distance
of 250 meters from the prison.
The condemned men, clothed in long
white robes, their hands tied behind
Hw.ivi nml pjirrvinor unnn their breasts
??44M "i
a card bearing the inscription, " Condemned
for political crimes," were
brought to the place of execution in a
carriage between two rows of gendarmes
on foot and on horseback. They
ascend *i small staircase four steps high;
in the twinkling of an eye the knot is
slipped around the neck, then the stairs
are suddenly jerked away, the body
falls into space, the limbs twitch convulsively
a few moments, and then ;dl
is over.
Frolof said that when Pressniakroff
saw the two gibbets from his carriage,
he smiled, looking proudly and defiantly
at his escort. Kiwiatkowski, on the
contrary, was terribly dejected, his
! head hung down upon his breast, and
I he was as pale as death. AVhert they
I Ii'flrp nlinnt. t.n l)fi led to the SCafToltl
Pressniakoff was heard to say to his
companion: "Courage, brother, fear
not!" Both kissed the crucifix and
made the sign of the cross before dying.
Kiwiatkonski was thirty years
old; Pressniakoff twenty-five.
Frolof told us all this with the simplicity
and carelessness of a moujik rei
lating a fairy tale at an evening gath!
ering. It was evident that hanging
was an every-day affair with him. He
told us that this was his twenty-fifth
hanging, and that he looked forward
for still better times.
| Then he oltered each of us a bit of
i genuine rope ; for he freely acknowl
! edged that it' lie did not sometimes
, substitute bogus rope for the genuine
. he could not make it last. For gam(
biers?and what Russian will not
gamble??will spend their rubles
freely for those bits of rope, which are
- supposed to bring good luck to their
possessor. Frolof derives a consider.
able revenue from the hangman's rope
[ Frolof accompanied us as far as the
> j lOOt 01 tne steps 01 uisuiivt*, iiuu tviicn
i! he went back a gendarme closed upon
51 him the massive door which makes the
r | executioner's residence a true prison,
^ i The Perpct?aI Perfume of Cedar.
r I The pleasant odor of cedar, accord,
ing to Mr. E. Lewis, appears to lie at
I persistent as the wood itself. Sliver?
R taken from white cedar stumps fount!
' twelve feet under water at low tidt
e near the Narrows entrance to New
e York harbor had the odor of newly
grown wood, and a piece not twic<
the size of one's finger perceptibly
scented a drawer for more than a year
. " It is certain," says Mr. Lewis," tha
' the coast where the trees of whicl
I these are the stumps grew has sine*
^ undergone a depression of eighteen t<
^ twenty feet, an event which may liavi
^ occupied as many centuries."
8
n A boy's tool chest only costs $2, am
3- if the lad is anyways bright lie cai
d ?aw the legs off of every chair in th<
y house and bore holes through ever
THE FARM AXD HOUSEHOLD.
Pnlnt the Roof*.
The roofs of houses and barns need
paint, and are as much benefited by
it as the sides are. It is seldom done,
indicating pretty plainly that paint is
more often put on for appearance than
for utility. For the roof of barns
paint is especially important, as it
makes a hard surface from which dust
and chaff are washed by rains, instead
of remaining under the shingle to
hasten decay. A farmer who had a
low barn with nearly a fiat roof found
that the dust from the threshing machine
each year rotted his shingles so
ili at they had to be replaced every
seven or eight years. More than
twenty years ago he had a new roof
painted over his barn. lie had it
painted three times and the roof is
still in good condition.?American Cul
uiiuauvtii. jlxii inuoc ?? juiu uvwi
exposed to free air had gained in
weight; for instance, beans had gained
1-50 and peas about 1-72 of their
original weight. The seeds confined in
closed air Jiad gained a little, peas 1-790
and beans 1-11(J0. The seeds confined in
carbonic ncid gas hardly varied at all
from their original weight. As to comparative
germination of peas kept in
fresh air, ninety per cent, germinated;
in closed air, forty-live per cent, germinated;
in carbonic acid, none.
Beans kept in free air, ninety-eight
per cent, germinated; in closed air,
two per cent, germinated; in carbonic
acid, none. If the full course of experiments
give such results, it will be
made clear, first, that the vegetable
embryo in the seed is not, strictly
speaking, latent, but is doing some
work, however little, and is keeping
up a respiration, which is essential to
its continued life; second, that the life
of seeds cannot be indefinitely prolonged.
Very old seeds exposed to
thcnir must be ilead [from exhaustion,
and those deeply buried by suffocation,
and the numerous recorded cases of
the germination of ancient seeds are
more and more to be distrusted.
Young Stock.
The most appropriate food for all
kinds of young stock is the mother's
milk, and as soon as the young things
can lie induced to eat other food?
grass, etc.?they should be supplied
with ground feed, shelled corn, hay,
grass and any other such feed, which,
lieing fed with the dam's milk, makes
the most satisfactory growth. The
milk materially aids digestion, and thus
it is that the larger quantity of food
is consumed, which, with the milk,
makes the finest possible growth of
flesh, bone ififd, muscle. It was this
milk and smiled corn that made the
famous big*eer in Missouri out of a
scrub calf, and had that calf been a
good high grade still better results
would have been obtained with the
milk feed and care or that can. uopo
blood is important for the best results.
Never use any other than full
blood sires should be the motto of
every farmer. Then, with good
stock, rthe judicious care and treatment
from the very iirst week of
birth will bring satisfactory results in
dollars and cents. The young farmer
and stock raiser will fnul that successful
treatment of young animals, to secure
health, thrift and vigor is the art
that can hardly be too diligently investigated.
The money value of stock or
the profit in raising stock depends on
knowing how to do it economically.
Economy does not consist in cheap
food, but in such as the animal, whatever
its kind, will readily assimilate
and will give the bist returns in desirable
growth. If the food is not
l ight, no excess of quantity will make
up for its deficiency in quality. Water
is indispensable and should be pure;
impure and stagnant water ought not
to be tolerated. The first few months
1 I .11. .iniiii'il't! liff! ?ir<> t.hp trinst, im.
portant period in its existence to it*
owner. If it is neglected and stunted
no subsequent treatment can make
! good the injury except at a cost thai
represents no inconsiderable extr;
sacrifice of time, care and money.?
Western Agriculturist.
i
' Farm ami <Jnr?len Note*,
[ Good straw is better cattle foot
' than poor hay.
Overfeeding is worse than no
i feeding enough.
(Jood and careful feeding save
. nearly half the food usually fed t
t stock.
i A filthy man with filthy hands milk
c ing a filthy cow in a filthy stable int
a a filthy pail is the perfection of filth.
e It is much cheaper to spend te
cents for neatsfoot oil once in thre
months than fifty cents for mending a
I the harnessmaker's.
a Stop the cracks and holes in the sts
3 ble, whether made of boards or strav
y and save paia to yoiir animals an
Do not let the calves run in the
same yard with cows and oxen, as they
frequently get hurt in consequence of
the older animals hooking them.
Successful farming is much more
complex than any trade, and demands
more constant thought than most
branches of professional life, together
with executive ability equal to the
management of any business.
Grass lands produce annual crops of
hay or pasturage; all arable lands
under a rotation system will grow annual
crops, and each different crop by
judicious cultivation and proper use of
manures will produce about equal returns
in market value.
Do not let your strong and weak
sheep run together, because if you do
the chances .are you will have occasion
to take off some of their pelts before
spring. The old 3heep, if you have any,
which it is better not to have, should
iivaior.
IWortnr for .Hanurc.
The value of old mortar as a fertilizer
consists of the lime and sand in it. In
heavy soils sand is of great use, and it
is always freely employed by ilorists in
making the .soil for potting their
plants. The lime is also of some use.
In making the mortar the lime dissolves
some of the sand, and as sand
contains more or less potash in the
mineral particles this is freed and
made soluble. For these reasons old
mortar is in request by gardeners and
florists. In planting roses it may be
used ;is a material for compost, in
combination with others, as follows:
Four parts of powdered mortar, one
part broken charcoal, one part of
broken bones, four parts of old rotted
manure, and ten parts of vegetable
mold from woods. Half a peck of
compost may be dug in the soil for
each plant and also worked in about
the roots at the planting.
Tanning Pelts.
The appended recipe for tanning
skins with the wool or fur on?for use
in sleighs or wagons, as house rugs or
for other purposes?is given by City
and Country: If the hides are not
freshly taken off, soak them in water
with a little salt until they are soft as
when green. Then scrape the llesh off
with a lieshing knife or with a butcher's
knife with a smooth round edge,
and with sheepskins the wool should
be washed clean with soft-soap and
water and the suds he thoroughly
rinsed out. For each skin take four
ounces of alum and one-half ounce of
borax. Dissolve these in one quart of
hot water, and when cool enough
to bear the hand stir in sullicient
rye meal to make a thick paste
with half an ounce Spanish whiting.
This paste is to be thoroughly spread
over every part of the flesh side of the
skin, which should be folded together
lengthwise, wool side out, and left for
two weeks in an airy place. Then remove
the paste, wash and dry the
skin; when not quite dry, it must be
worked and pulled .and scraped with a
knife made for the purpose, shaped
like a chopping-knife, or with a piece
of hard wood made with a sharp edge.
The more the skin is worked and
scraped, as it dries, the more pliable it
will be.
Vltnlllv of MceilN.
In ;i recent umber of the Gardeners''
C'hroni'le mention is made of some
preliminary experiments to ascertain
the effects of different conditions on
the latent vitality of seeds. Several
packets of seeds were, in January,
1880, divided into three equal parts ;
one portion exposed to the free air,
but screened from dust; another inclosed
in air, being tightly corked up
in a tube; the third placed in pure
carbonic acid. At the end of two
years the seeds were taken out, weighed
n*?/l nAu?r? All fltnen u'ln'rtK linrl linon
occupy quarters by tnemseives, as
should also the lambs; and be cared
for a little better than the principal
Hook.
There are millions of dollars wasted
yearly by an effort of farmers to make
young cattle and colts live and thrive,
or even winter on the straw pile or in
the stalk field. They are attempting
to make the young animals do what
nature did not intend them to do.
They cannot assimilate enough of the
straw or fodder to keep up heat and
energy.
An exchange gives the following as
the implements needed for a creamery
from cream of 200 cows: Two 150-gallon
cream tempering vats; one 300gallon
revolving box churn; one factory
size hand butter worker; two butter
ladles; one 240-pound Union
counter scales with platform and tin
scoop; two 14-quart ironclad tin pails;
i n -i
one i-gituua uippt-r.
A barrel sawed in two in the middle
makes a couple of good tubs for feeding
grain to cows or stock, but unless
they have a hoop round the top they
often break to pieces in a short time.
If the ends are sawed off just above
the second row of hoops they make
stout, handy tubs about eight or ten
inches deep, that will stand a good deal
of knocking about.
There is no animal so easily choked
as a pig; and there are undoubtedly
many cases in which men have poured
mixtures fearlessly into the mouth of
a screaming pig, but only to feel a
dead weight on their hands, and see
the poor animal stretched lileless at
his feet. As a useful purgative for
pigs, we may mention a couple of croton
beans, bruised and mixed with the
food. Kiter and sulphur are among
the remedies often of service and easily
administered.
The hog, like the horse, has no extra
stomach to store away food, therefore
if fed but twice a day and what he
will eat, he overloads his stomach, and
if the food is not pushed beyond the
point where it will digest, the stomach
is filled so full that a considerable portion
of the food fails to come in contact
with the lining of the stomach,
and thus a very large proportion of
the nutriment in the food is lost. Experiments
prove that a hog thus fed
wastes more than half of the meal
given him. We have no doubt the
same is true of the horss, when fed
large quantities of hay and grain, and
fed but twice a day.
If Indian corn has a value of 64
as compared with 100, the standard of
hay as a ration for stock, then potatoes
would rank at 245; that is, it
wmilii tiiwp Ifl'j nminds of notatoes to
fatten as far as sixty-four pounds of
corn, or nearly four times as much.
Beets are rated at 336 pounds in the
scale; thus, theoretically, it would
take five times as many pounds as of
Indian corn; but fattening is not in
question, but health. It is found in
practice with farm animals that the
ration of succulent vegetable food
largely increases the digestibility of
gtain; and this is especially true with
swine, to which roots are a natural
food.
Rnrlprn.
French Rolls.?Beat two eggs and
mix with them a half pint of milk and
a tablespoonful of yeast. Knead well
and let it stand till morning. Then
work in one ounce of butter. Mold
into small rolls and bake at once.
Boiled Celery.?Cut of! the green
parts and boil the celery gently in
?ii<riitiv salt. ! lmilinf? water until ten
"**?5 " X.-J o
tier, leaving the saucepan uncovered.
"When done, drain well and serve on
toast, with cream or drawn butter
sauce poured over all.
Batter Pudding.?Take one pint
of milk and three tabU spoonfuls of
Hour and beat them until smooth. Add
a small quantity of salt and three
eggs, yolks and whites beaten separately.
Bake in buttered cups or a
pudding-dish about half an hour in a
quick oven. Serve warm with sauce.
Ginger Cake.?Proportions?Three
ounces butter, five ounces sugar, half
ounce ginger, half ounce ciunamon,
half ounce mace, two large eggs, half
pint of mohisses, one pint of milk
(cold), half ounce saieratus (dissolved),
one pound flour; mix the
above proportions successively as they
are noted above, and bake in small
molds itfra hot oven.
To^Much to Swallow at Once.
According to a Madison (Ind.) correspondent
of the New York Times,
.James O'Donnell, a resident of the former
place, has performed the following
gastronomical feats:
In the fall of 1879 O'Donnell, on a
wager, ate thirty quails in thirty consecutive
days,
At a subsequent date he ate in
thirty consecutive days double the
number ot quaus?sixty.
On April 5, 1881, he ate twentyfour
goose eggs in fifteen minutes and
twenty seconds.
On April 20,1881, he devoured two
mince pies in an incredibly short time,
washing them down with eight drops
of croton oil.
On July 4, 1881, at a public celebra:.'on
in the park, in twenty seconds by
the watch, lie ate a cooked goose,
weighing eleven pounds and ten
ounce?, including the stuffing, and
then demanded his dinner.
In the fall of 1881 lie drank a halfpint
of castor oil on a wager.
On another occasion, the Scientific
American having, as O'Donnell says,
stated it to be impossible for a man to
eat a dozen oysters in sugar, he tested
the matter, and very easily got away
with three dozen sugared oysters at
, one short sitting.
i One day recently, on a ivager, the
. loser to pay the hill, he ate Jive cans of
, sardines in ten minutes?and asked
1 for more. O'Donnell is a hale, hearty
, man, of good disposition, unmarried,
of Irish parentage, and is probably
I about forty years of age.
A Trr mendotis Eater.
The most enormous cater on record,
probably, is mentioned by a French
physician in a late work on medical
1 science. lie was a soldier in the
French army. At seventeen years of
t, age, when he weighed but 100 pounds,
he could eat twenty-four pounds of
beef in so many hours, lie was allowed
quadruple rations in the army,
besides pickings and waste meat. lie
was once observed to eat a whole cat.
except the bones, raw; and he was fond
?'.of serpents and eels, swallowing them
whole. In the presence of some ofii"
1 - fliirfv rwuimlu nf
11 cers no nwununcu vmi.vj
e .liver and lights at one sitting. II(
it once fell under suspicion of having
oaten a child fourteen months old
i- After his death his stomach was founc
f, in a very diseased condition. Strang<
PALATIAL TRADE RESORTS.
SOMETHING ABOUT XE1F YORK'S
FASHION MARTS.
How They Are Dnily Thronged With People
nml What in Within the Ilangc of I'omhIbllity.
From 3 until 4 o'clock every pleasant
iifternoon there is a luxuriant
crowd in the vicinity of Fourteenth
street and Sixth avenue.
To the stranger it looks as if three
or four festivals and as many public
schools had suddenly emptied their human
contents into that street. The
eddies combine at the corner and unite
in one vast whirlpool of women. There
are no bulletins in the neighborhood
and no great battle raging somewhere
from which they expect to hear of
fathers and brothers and lovers killed
killed or wounded. "What, then, fills
them with such excitement ? "What is
it Hushes their faces and tightens their
nerves and quickens their steps ?
They are shopping!
They are in the paroxysms of purchasing.
The delirium of cheap bargains
is on them. They hear not the
rush of the bobtail car, neither do they
w uiuca WIJ. uuv iiw*. - ^
waiting rows at tne counters. They
fill up the alleys between the tables.
They move in slow, crowding lines
down the aisles. They jostle and
press each other, and a strange, incomprehensible
jargon of sounds
fills the place. They stand in a packed
mass around the elevators. One
steady stream is coming in, eager and
elastic, another is going slowly out,
tired and satisfied, hugging its little
bundles and making motions to the
car-drivers a block off.
To go up one of these elevators is
to see ttoor after lloor similarly
crowded, with similar tables heaped
with perishable fabrics and flimsy
toys and combustible goods piled promiscuously
in all directions.
There are seventeen hundred employes
in this building !
And how many customers, think
you? The gentlemanly guide says
fifteen hundred.
The Journal reporter adds it up.
Seventeen and fifteen, three thousand
and two hundred. Nearly all women.
Then he asks the gentlemanly guide:
"Did you ever have a panic?"
The gentlemanly guide takes a pair
' r ? ?A?i rvA/ilrnf I
of scissors out oi ms vest
swings them round his thumb reflectively,
and with a set smile says :
"Panic? Oh, no; house too well
established."
"Suppose it should get afire? Isn't
it packed to the roof with powdery
merchandise? Don't the papers and
the authorities make a continual ado
about theatres and hotels that never
have half as many people in as you
have here, but that are compelled to
take every precaution for their safety?
Don't they ?"
As the gentlemanly guide only
smiled, it was useless to pursue the
matter further. But the investigator
strolled Into another of these places on
Nineteenth street and Sixth avenue,
another one on Fourteenth street in
the middle of ths block, only to find
the same crowding, the same blockade
of tables, and the same general heaping
nf <inst.ructiblenronerty.allaround.
*"*> .
At the elevated station a gentleman
met him, who said: "I have a telegram
announcing the death of my wife's
mother, and I came down to that establishment
on the corner to tell her,
but I could not find her. She's there
somewhere's shopping, but it was like
looking for a needle in a haystack, and
I got tired out by the crowd of
women." ?New York Journal.
A Dutch Farm.
An English traveler describes a
Dutch farm near Haarlem, and the
family working it. He declares that
lie never saw anything so exquisitely
clean, neat, pretty and well arranged;
the kitchen and the kitchen stove a perfect
picture of polished steel and spotless
plaques; all the pails painted a
light blue with hoops of silvery
brightness; the dairy, a scene of red
tiles and gleaming milk-pans, pleasing
to every sense; the barn,more like cabinet
work than carpentry. The railings
of the outdoor staircase to the
hay-lofts are handsome enough for any
mansion; the ladders are nicely
finislipd the cates highly orna
mental; the fences Jill elegant and
tasteful. There is no litter anywhere;
no neglected corners; no ill-kept
patches of grass; no waste places
overgrown with weeds, and this farm
is not a ricli man's plaything, but a
real farm, worked chiefly by tyie occupant
and his sons and daughters,
who derive from it their whole revenue.
The Tickle Trade. |
On account of the great progress
made in the pickle industry within the |
past ten years in this country, the imports
of fancy Knglish pickles have
fallen oil'at least one-half during that
period, although common pickled cucumbers
grown in this country for
pickling come from New York, Xew
Jersey, Illinois and California, the industry
being a special one in some of
these Mates, j lie <uiuu<u i iwt, *,.v,
country is estimated at 100,000,000. The
crop is generally contracted for in advance,
and some large growers have
this year contracted their crops at $1.50
to $2 per 1,000. The manufacturers
say that so little of copperas now enters
pickles that there is no danger to
a moderate consumption of them from
its use. Uncolored pickles also find a
ready market.?(Jrumje Visitor,
A liroad Hint.
Sir Andrew Agnew was famous for
giving broad hints. The nature of
tlieni will be best ascertained by the
following anecdote: Sir Andrew having
for some time been pestered by an
impertinent intruder, it was one day
remarked to the baronet that this man
no longer appeared in company, and
i asked him how he contrived to get rid
of him. "In truth," said the baronet,
? "I was obliged to give the chief a
; broad hint." "A broad hint!" replied
I the friend. "1 thought he was one of
. those who could not take a hint." "He
I my faith I but he was forced to take
? it," answered Sir Andrew; "for as the
j yellow would not go out by $lie door, I
mmmm
Holidays iu Japan.
The Japanese have more than
twenty fanciful names by which they
designate their beautiful country, but
the sobriquet which to a foreigner
seems the most fitting is certainly the
Land of Holidays. So excuse is too
trivial for a Japanese to make holidays,
and when he does not make them
himself, the government politely steps
in and makes them for him. Thus,
one day in every six, called ichi roku,
is a statute holiday; so is the third
clay in every moon, while the list of
national festivals commemorative of
great men or of great deeds is simply
inexhaustible. If a great man dies in
England, they commemorate him by a
monument in "Westminster Abbey; if
a great man dies in Japan, he is remembered
by a holiday; so that what
with the mythical great men who are
thus remembered, and the historical
great men who have died during the
past five thousand years, it is a little
difficult to find a day of the Japanese
year which has not the name of a ce
care for the scream of the train overhead.
They come in troops, in bevies,
in brigades. They run against each
other. They crowd round the windows
and disappear in the doorways.
The great madness is on them to buy
something.
At this corner is one of the great retail
emporiums that ol" late years have
sprung up and absorbed the business
of the small dealers. It is bazaar,
shop, fair, festival, show. It feeds
the eye, the ear, the stomach. It deals
in every conceivable thing, from a
shoestring to a cemetery plot. It invites
the soul of womanhood with its
superficial display. It stimulates her .
imagination by ranging all the products
of art and science on tables
where she can turn them over and
price them. It tickles her vanity
by only charging her ninetynine
cents for a dollar corset and
forty-nine cents for a fifty-cent pair
of hose, or a dog collar, or a book, or a
set of teeth that elsewhere costs half a
dollar, and she goes all the way to
Harlem to boast among her acquaintances
of that extra cent that was
saved1
No wonder the women of America
congregate about these bazaars. They
get three miles of prices for ten cents
of purchase. They can feast their
?afnrvinir tVioir nnrsp.tl.
WitliUUU auuiuig vuv. 1
And above all, they can enjoy the excitement
of a crowd without having
to pay a matinee price.
Inside the doors all is buzz, buzz
and whirl. There must be 1,000
?+v,n tinnr Thpv stand in
lebritv attached to it. But the greatest
day of the year, the festival par
excellence of the people, the festival
into which is compressed the essence
of the fun and enjoyment and happiness
of all the other days put together,
is the festival of the new year. We
may be familiar with the celebration
of the day in Paris or New York, but
the proceedings there are tame and
lifeless when compared with the spontaneous
outburst of rejoicing which
characterizes New Year's day in
Japan.
Preparations for it have to be made
weeks beforehand, both public and
private. The father of a family has
to select and purchase the presents
which it will be de rigueur for him to
make, not only to his own family ana
intimate friends, but to every one with
whom he has been brought into the
slightest business contact during the
past year; the mother must see that
her children's new dresses are ready
and that the domestic arrangements
for the great festival are in order; the
damsels must decide in what fashion
the obi, or sash, is to be worn, or
whether beetles or butterflies are to be
en regie for hair-pins; the servants
are already cleaning and sweeping out
the house, so that it may present a
spotless face to the new year; the
tradesman ascertains that his books
are duly balanced, so that he may start
afresh with a clean bill of health; and
so on, through all grades and classes of
society.
Early in the morning?that is to
say, early for the Japanese, who by no
means harmonize in their ideas with
the name given by them to their country,
the Land.of the Rising Sun?the
streets are thronged by a crowd of
men, women and children, each one
of whom has his or her newest garments
on, and all of them are bent
upon the one errand of paying visits.
The old "first-footing" custom of the
"north countree" finds its replica in
this fair land, fifteen thousand miles
away. To be the first visitor is considered
as auspicious as to be late is
considered the reverse. And it is
strange to observe the orthodox manner
of paying a visit. The object of
the visit?generally the master of the
house, as his family are abroad discharging
their social duties?is seated
gravely on the mats at the back
of the room wmch opens on
the street; a tray with wine and
sweets on one hand, and the inevitable
charcoal brazier on the other. To him
a visitor comes, carefully shaking off
his clogs at the door; he prostrates
himself upon the extreme edge of the
matting, his forehead touching tne
mats and his hands placed under his
shoulders. Delivering himself of a
few guttural sounds, he moves forward
a few inches, and indulges in another
prostration, and so on until he
is within a couple of feet or so of the
recipient of his politeness. The latter
then addresses him in a language
of compliment and self-abasement
which is simply untranslatable, but
the drift of which is that he
is utterly uilworthy to be the object
of such worthy attention from such
an honorable lord, and that in all humility
he begs that he will accept a
cup of wine. The still prostrate visitor
declares himself to be so utterly
1 xt- x _i. 4r/\ fliinl/ nf
ueneatn cuuitmipo tu uuu wu uuiun w*.
taking sueli liberty; but he invariably
does so, as a real refusal would give
offense, and in a few seconds the pair
are engaged in familiar conversation.
Before taking his leave the visitor
drops, as it were by accident, his New
Year's gift, neatly tied up in paper by
gold thread, and with a renewal of
gutturals and protestations backs himself
out, and proceeds to his next house
to call. This goes on in all directions
throughout the morning, during
which time the number of pipes
smoked?each pipe, it should be borne
in mind, consisting but of a couple of
whiffs?and cups of wine drank by
the visitors is simply incalculable.
Tourists ltf Ancient Borne.
The London Times gives the follow
ing summary of the lecture delivered
by Professor Mahaffy, on "Tourists
and Traveling in the Early Days of the
Roman Empire:"
In ancient days, as now also, men
traveled not simply as "explorers or
merchants, but for the sake of travel.
The necessary conditions for travel
were general peace and good thoroughfares.
Rome, from the Augustan age,
provided general peace and good thoroughfares.
The Pax Romana insured
immunity from brigands by land and
from pirates by sea. It gave unity of
taxation and freedom of trade from
the nuisance of fiscal frontiers. It
blessed men with a common coinage,
the Roman money being as eagerly
coveted by the barbarians as the
British sovereign is by the
rmi.sf, tribes in our own days.
"What a wonderful network of roads
overspread the Roman empire was indicated
hy their splendid remains.
The lecturer sketched the live great
arterial routes, one of which crossed
tho Alps over one or other of the four
passes to three centers-Augsburg,
I Hheims and Orleans. The branch
from Hheims made for [Boulogne,
crossed the channel to Richborough
and took Watling street from London
to York, and even to the Pictish Wall.
Of course the Roman ships could not
vie with our ocean steamers, but (hey
rivaled for speed our sailing packets
of sixty years ago, as was proved by
many curious instances recorded. St,
Paul came from Reggio to Puteoli in a
single day, a passage which takes even
a fast steamer from twelve to fourteen
hours now. From numerous
cases it could be inferred that the Romans
went in good sailors from six tc
eight miles an hour. Apart from the
now* yvctpm of Posting f i)|
meterial functionaries and dispatches
there was no lack either of commodious
and swift vehicles or of cheap ant
comfortable inns. These last had theii
signboards, such as the Cock, (I real
and Little Eagle, Snakes, the Crane
etc. The landlord of the Mercury ani
Apollo, at Marseilles, thus advertised
his commercial houses: " Here Mer
cury promises gain, Apollo health
Spartianus the host guarantees boan
and lodging. lie who now turns ii
here will be the better for it. Stranger
consider where you will put up." This
signboard reminded us that many tliei
as now traveled for health to the sea
side resorts to seek a southern climate
mineral waters, etc. Others travele<
for study to such universities as thosi
of Rhodes, Alexandria or Athens. Hu
there were also crowds of mere tourists
who traveled to see the world, am
more in those days for what man ha<
made it than as now,, to see nature ii
all her wildness. Lrfg
* The Constant Heart*
Sadde songe is oat of season
When birdea and lovers mate,
When Bonle tosoule mustpaye swetfl toll
And fate be joyned with fate;
Sadde songe and wofull thought controle
This constant heart of myne,
And make newe love a treason
Unto my Valentine. 'ij?
How shall my wan lippes utter
Their summons to the dedde, . 32
Where nowe repeate the promise swete,
So farre my love hath fledd ?
My onely love! What musicke fleet
Shall crosse the walle that barres?
To earthe the burthen mutter,
Or singe it to the starrs. ^
Perchance she dwelles a spirite
In btautye undestroyed
Where brightest starrs are closely sett
Farre out beyonde the voyd;.
If Margaret be risen yet ?- -fej
Her looke will hither turne,
I knowe that she will heare it
And all my trewe heart learne.
uui ii no resurrection
Unseale hor dwellingo low,
If one so fayre must bide her there
Until the trnmpe shall blowe, '"j2
Nathlesse shall Love outvie Deapaire,
(Whilst constant heart is myne)
And, robbed of her perfection,
. Be faithfnll to her shrine
At this blythe season bending
He whispers to the clodde,
To the chill grasse where shadowes passe' Vj
And leaflease branches nodde;
There keepe my watche, and crye?Alaa ^
That Love may not forget,
That Joye must have swifte ending
And Life be laggard yet I
?E. C. Stedman, in the Century.
HUMOR OF THE DAT.
Never look a gift mule at the heels ^
?Hawkeye.
Music, like firewood, is measured
by the chord.
Never count your chicken before it
is catched.?Picayune.
It is a curious thing, but when a 3
man slips up he always slips down.
Young men who want to " see some- \
thing of the world " think they must
stay out nights to do it.?Picayune.
They say you can't freeze a cat. But ". I
then you can try . the other extreme '
and make it hot for him.?Lowell Cit- v |j
izen.
"What's the use of getting up loan %
exhibitions when the windows of pawnshops
are open to all gazers??Free
n v ?
jrrtwf.
An inch may be as good as a mile,
but when a lady is purchasing dry
goods she would rather have the mile ;
as a general thing.?Puck.
An old lady with several unmarried . M
daughters feeds them on fish diet, be- f?g
cause it is rich in phosphorus, and : v
phosphorus is the essential thing in
making matches. , ^
" Colonel," said a man who wanted / -V
to make out a genealogical tree.
" Colonel, how can I become thoroughly
acquainted with my family history?5 ' -j
"Simply by running for office," an
swered the colonel?Oil City Derrick
The clergyman in a certain town, as &
the custom is, having published the
banns of matrimony between two persons,
was followed by the clerk's read
ing the hymn beginning witn me
! words: " Mistaken souls, wao dream of
Heaven."
A Cincinnati crank predicts the destruction
of the world this year. He
says that a "flaming fire will come to j
complete the dark picture;" butMt is
impossible to see how the picture is f
going to be dark if there is a "flaming
fire" at the time. A flaming fire ought,
to illuminate it considerably.?-Norrifr v
town Herald. '
Five men leaned up against the b?r
for a nightcap. One drank whisky
because the doctor ordered it; two
others drank a hot Scotch because they
couldn't sleep a wink without it; a
fourth drank brandy for the cholera
morbus, and the fifth man drank
whisky because he liked it. And there
were only four liars in the'crowd.?
Burlington Ha wkeye. \ ; v ~ ' . ' ?
SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL.
Wave lengths of the sounds emitted
by a man's voice in ordinary conversa- * / "
tion are from eight feet to twelve feet,
and of women's two feet to wtif- feet
per second. '..y ^
Grains of corn which had* teen exposed
to the full vigor of the severest
weather in Arctic expeditions have
been found to sprout readily when ' ;
brought back to warmer climates:
Water, saturated with alum, is recommended
by the veteran scientist,
M. Dumas, as a speedy and effectual
remedy for extinguishing fires. His
proposition is based on the theory that
the alum would coat the objects wetted
with it, intercept the access of atmospheric
oxygen, and thus stay combustion.
The one-hundred-ton Armstrong
breech-loader fired its proof-rounds
with perfect success at the recent
trials at La Spezia, the Italian naval
?ort. The highest charge fired was
76 pounds, with a projectile weighing
2,000 pounds, The muzzle velocity
of the shot was 1,834 feet to the
second, or a total energy of 40,600
tons.
Algeria is beginning to cultivate on
a large scale the wax plant. The fruit
when gathered is put into a coarse ;
bag, and when plunged into a vessel
containing boiling water the wax soon
rises to the surface, when itfe skimmed
off and dried, and subsequently soldas^??
a substitute for beeswax, the chemical
. composition of which it very closely
resembles. The odor of the substanco
is vprv acreeable.
Taking the enumeration of the people
of France in 1881 as a basis, M.
Chervin shows that the increase since
187G lias been only twenty per 1,000,
while in England it was 145, and in '
Germany so high as 574 per 1,000.
Other things being equal, Maine and
Xormandv should give a great increase
of population, but the fact is
that the number of the people is "conspicuously"
diminishing.
The strongest and most common of
the several kinds of paper made in
Japan is manufactured from the bark
1 of a shrub called mitsuma, which
grows about a yard in height, blossoms
in winter, and thrives on very poor
1 soil. "When the stem has reached its
1 full height it is cut off close to the
ground, when offshoots spring up,
1 which are again cut as soon as they
are large enough.
' miminro + rrirofFo hni t.llft
ilt) lu aiiiaivij viiv ^n??<iv ....
\ most astonishing power of any animal,
says Dr. H. W. Mitchell. Inhabiting as
5 it floes ihe forest of Africa, and feeding
i upon the houghs of trees, its great size
[ makes it a most conspicuous object. Its
most dreaded enemies are the stealthy
lion and man. In the regions it most
frequents are many dead and blasted
j trunks of trees, and its mimicry is
such that the most practiced eye has
failed to distinguish a giraffe from a
' tree trunk or a tree trunk from a giraffe.
' It has even been said that a lion has
1 looked long and earnestly at a giraffe,
in doubt whether it was a tree or not,
s and then skulked away.
1
'? A Two-Headed Boy.
i
g Morton, 111., boasts a monstrosity in
t the shape of a boy with two well(
formed bodies united by the breast ^
j bone, one neck and one head.
;'l bodies face each ottier and the
n and neck are set sideways
ble trunk, so that the boy'sjj^^^^^H
i on the right shoulder