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/ _ __^_?___^____i_____^^__J_^_^?i?aIi?~'^"?^^^^^B^I ABBEVILLE PRESS AND BANNER^! BY HUGH WILSON AND H. T. WARDLAW. ABBEVILLE, S. C.. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1882. NO. 20. VOLUME XXVn.||||H Autumn. Summer is dead; and tho autumn winds weepinjr, Wail amid the leaves that lately were green, And tell how the year is with feeble steps creeping To join with the numberless years that have been. When the sunshine was bright, and the birds softly singing, We dreamed not of cold, or the sky's chilling mien; W e saw not how swiftly the glad hours were winging: We heard but sweet voices with happiness ringing. Summer is dead, and the year's hopes are dying, The hopes that were bright when the spring tide was young; When we each came with eagerness forth to life's trying. With step that was firm and a heart that was strong. And what can wo bring as the cause of life's failing? Was the daylight too dim and the darkness too long? Were the storm-waves too wild for the ship's sailing; Was the helmsman unnerv'd by the winds and their wailing? Summer is dead; ay, bnt springtide is cominf. And the leaves that are yellow, anil brittle, and dead Will revive once again when the flowers are blooming, And the boughs will wave green once more over our head. Will the hopes then revive that are now swiftly waning? Will the life come again that is now nearly sped? Shall we hear once again the woi Id's mirth and complaining? Ah, that must be left for death's certain explaining. A BOY'S STOZ^T. It all came of my having a railway key and being macle to take music lessons. Thompson gave me the key when he was leaving last term. I don't know how he came by it, or what good it was to him, as he never saw a train except when he went home for the holidays; but he was always talking of the convenience of having such a thing when you are traveling, and hinting at the mysterious penalties the company might inflict if they caught you using it. He gave it to me in exchange for a bit of Lettv's hair (she's my sister, and Thompson was dreadfully in love with her) and a scrap of the bonnet trimmings she wore in church. 1 stole that, but had to <isk her for the hair, and she brought out a whole bundle and said I might trade away tte lot if I chose. "Hair wasn't worn much now." Music was anotner thing altogether, nerr Otto Finke was an old friend of my father's, and lived at Luckboro,' our market town. He took a fancy to me?bother me; and actually persuaded my father and mother to let me come over to Luckboro' every market day, with my father, for a lesson in German and music. I didn't mind dining with him first (uncommonly queer messes we had, and lots of jam with them)?but the music was simnlv diserustinsr?fin the holidays, too!)?and the lessons generally ended bv Finke getting to the piano himself and warbling songs of his Vaterland by the hour. lie did so once too often though?and now I have got to my story. "We used to come and go between Mosslands and Luekboro' by omnibus. There was a Mo&slands station on the line between Luekboro* and London, but my father never went by it if he | could help it. When he did, though I had the key with me I never dare use it, and began to think I had made a bad bargain with Thompson. One Tuesday, however, last winter, Finke got so carried away by his own sweet singing that he kept on long | after I ought to have started to meet my father, and then got so remorseful that I thought he was going to cry; or perhaps want to keep me all night. " Look here," I said, "it doesn't matter. There's a train that gets in as soon as the 'bus. I can catch it if I I run?good-bye!" And off I scudded, one arm in and- one arm out of my top-coat, for I was sure he'd object, or ; want to see me off. I had money, and ; there was a train which came up long i Iberore i nau seen au l wiinteu about | the station. I made a dash at a carriage. It wasn't locked, as I half hoped it might be, and in I scrambled, but was nearly blown out again bv a volley of the strongest language I ever did hear. The train started and jerked me down into a seat before I'd time to get my i breath. I was not used to bad expressions, and my fellow-traveler's remarks made my blood run cold. There were ladies in the carriage, but he didn't seem to mind that. He j had a red, scowling face, with heavy ! ro/l ovelirmi-a nnil 1 ilnrul^hrit cvk \11 , I the rest of him was a mass of railway rugs and wraps. I had tumbled over i his toes into the middle seat opposite,' where I sat scared and speechless, till I caught the eyes of the lady next to him fixed on me. Ugh! such a bad old face! A tight, rruel mouth, with all sorts of coil-lines about it, and wicked, sharp gray eyes that screwed into one like gimlets. I didn't care much for Redface bv tins time. I didn't believe he would "twist my neck and chuck me out of the window," as he suggested; but I hated her all over at once, from her sausagecurls?grizzly-gray, two on each side-? to her hooked claws of fingers that were twitching away at her knittingneedles, in and out of a big gray stocking. "Hush, Sammy," she said quite sweetly; "the poor child means no harm, and he can easily get out at the next station. Where arc you going to, I love?" I could only gape in reply, and she must have thought I was a softy, for she twisted my ticket clean out of my hand before I knew what she was after. "Mosslands. Very good. That's the next station. I'll see.him safe out, I- ucui. Sammy growled an inarticulate response from under his rugs. The timid passenger had neither spoken or stirred. She sat on the same side as the other two, covered with a big plaid rug and a blue woolen veil tied over her head. I could make nothing out except that she seemed to be asleep in a very uncomfortable attitude. I sat in the middle, opposite the old woman. It was so disagreeable finding her sharp eyes on me while her needle clicked on just the same] that I thought I might as well pretend to go to sleep too. So I curled myself up and gave one or two nods, and then dropped my face on my arm so that she couldn't see it. Presently I heard the needles going -1 .1 T ..Twl oAl.t IBIUWOI auu swttci. jl jicr^cu, (u1h ou?i the big bonnet and sausage curls giving a lurch forward and then backward, once, twice; then a big snore; and then she was off too. I didn't stir for a minute, for I saw that " Sammy" was up to something. He leant forward and peered at her as if to make sure she was quite asleep; then cautiously groped in the seat beside her and hauled up a little black bag. He opened it softly, drew out a silver-topped flask, and closed it just as a jerk of the train roused the old lady. Sammy dived back in his corner; and she sat bolt upright, rubbed licr eyes hard, felt suspiciously around till she found the bag, stowed it away behind her and resumed her knitting. I? 1 Only for a few moments, though; with a weary groan she let stockings, needles and ail go down with a run, and dropped hack sounder asleep than bej fore. Then from Sammy's corner came a gurgle?soft and low?many times rej peatcd?then all was quiet. Now was my time. I began to look about and think what I should do i lirst. Whether 1 dared get up on the I seat anil see how the communication with the guard worked and what would happen if I pulled it. If the, I train stopped I could make off or say! ; it was Sammy, lie was half tipsy now and people wouldn't believe him. ( I First of all I went to the window to look out a little. It was pitch dark | outside, and all I could see was the re: flection of the carriage and of the lady j i in the blue woolen veil. She was sit-: J ting up now and looking intently at j inc. w liar an uncoiiiioriauie sei mey ! were, to be sure! 1 look round at her directly. She ! was very young'?younger than Letty, I j and she's just seventeen and pretty? j | but so thin and frightened-looking that | 1 felt very unhappy about her. She fixed her big, bright eyes 011 nie, | and put up her linger. " Don't speak," she said, in a dear whisper. " Keep looking out of the window. Can you hear what I am saying?" I nodded, and she went on, looking at me, and now and then at the old woman. "If they get me to London I am a dead woman. You are mv last chance. Will you help me?" I nodded very hard indeed, and looked at the communication with the guard. She shook her head. "Xo, that's no good. 1 must get away at the next station. lie is safe. Can you stop her from following me?" I didn't believe I could. 1 might have thrown a rug over Sammy anil sat on him/or a minute or two, but that old woman was too much forme. I felt that directly she woke she'd see what I was thinking of, and strangle me oeiore i coma sur. xne preenms minutes were flying?the miles were hurrying past us in the outside gloom ?the girl's big woful eyes were fixed on me in desperate appeal. "I have friends who will save me if I ean hut get to them," she panted. "Just one minute's chance?only one?" All at once I had an idea. A splen did one ! " Look at this," I whispered, and held up my railway key. "If 1 , open this door, dare you get out. You I can hold on outside until the train stops. Run straight across the down line. There is only a hank and a hedge on the tup. Lot <if gaps in it nearer the slation. There you are on the Luckboro' road. Do you hear?" I was quite hot and out of breath with whispering all this as. plain as I could. She caught every word as fast as I could think it, almost. "What with the feeling of my own cleverness, hatred of that nasty old woman and delight in spiting her, and pity for the poor girl, I felt as brave as any fellow, however big, could be. and full of ideas as well. "Give me that," 1 said, pointing to ! her blue veil. " They won't see you're gone if I sit here with it tied over mv head." "Oh, no, no ! They'll kill you." "Xot them! They can't interfere with me." (I declare, I felt as if I could fight Sammy and a dozen1 old ladies just then.) "Quick, now or never." I tied the veil over j my head and lowered the window as ! softly as possible. There was no time | to lose, for the train was slackening speed even then. T unlocked the door, j She gave me one look that made me feel braver than ever, and inclined to . cry, both at once; and in a second s/u'' was out on the step. The train j stopped. I saw her skirt flutter m ii;e < stream of light that fell from our open | carriage door across the down line of rails, and that was all?and I was! huddled down under the big plaid rug j with the old woman, wide awake, standing over me. " Drat the boy. Sammy, call the I porter; he's got out at the wrong i side." " Call-un-yer-self," answered Sammy,; all in one word. She pulled the door ty and tramped I back to her seat, taking no more notice ] of me than if I had been a cushion of the carriage. " It don't matter if he ' has broken his neck either," she mut-1 tered. " nerhans we'd better make no I fuss." The train was off again. I J dared not jump up wuile she was in i the way, and thought I must take my ; chance at the next station. "Oil! my hones and liody!" she I groaned, presently. " Oh, what a time \ it has been! Sammy 1" Xo answer. "Sammy!" She was tip again and ; I think she hauled him up and shook j him, for something fell with a crash like a broken bottle. " You idiot," she screamed. "When you want all the brains you've got | and more too! To play me this trick? Serve you right if I get out and leave j you at the next station?ugh!" It sounded as if she were banging j his head against against the carriage. ' That and the fresh air seemed to rouse : him. He got up and put his head out j of the window for a short time, anil I then replied, slowly and impressively: "Now, look here, old woman. None i ; of your nonsense. When lie's wanted,! i Samuel Nixon is all there. And no J j man alive can say lie isn't." he went on snlpmnlv lioldinnr enreftillv on to one ! : word till he was sure of the next. | | "As to tins business, I ask you?is it : mine or is it yours? Now, then ?" I " Yours, I should think; as it's your j |-wife who is giving us all this trouble, j ! I wish I'd left you to light it out yourj selves." "Stop this," said .Sammy, who was! ; talking himself sober and consequently j : savage. "I'll not have it put upon : me. I didn't want to marry her; that ( was your doing, and I don't want to ! ; make away with her; that's your | | doing, and it' it's a hanging matter,! I I'm not the one to swing for it." "Heaven forgive you, Sammy," said j the old woman, evidently horribly | seared. 'Don't ye talk that way to i your poor old mother?don't. II' the 1 poor creature was only in her right I mind she'd be the first to say her old nurse was her best friend?the only one j she had in the world when her pa died i i. ? * r.?_ ?? auu ii'it iin. Here she sniflled a little. Sammy | gave ;i sort of derisive growl. "An<l :is to her marrying you; it ! stood to reason that she must marry ! somebody, sometime, left all alone in : the world with lier good looks and her j ; fortune; and why not my handsome son? It was luck for you, Sammy, | though you turn against me how, ; There you were, just come homo from foreign parts, without a halfpenny in 1 your poeket or a notion where to find i one; and there was she without a relation or friend to interfere with you? as simple as a hahv?not a creature to stop her doing as she chose with her self and her money. JI would have heen a sin and a shame to lose such a , chance. Of course, I wanted to see ; my handsome lad as good a gentleman as the best <>f them." The old woman seemed to he talking on and on puri poselv, like telling a rigmarole to a i - ? 1 .4- C.it. ! C111IU L?? It IJIIII-l. .'IIIIIIIM ?lWtWt:M i again in a milder tone. " Oh, yes. Say it's all my fault, do ! j You can talk black white when it ; pleases you." I " It was your fault, Sammy. You j might have lived happy and peaceable ! if you'd chosen. Haven't I been down ' on my bended knees to beg you to let I her alone when you was treating her ! that shameful that the wlnjlo country L side was ringing with it. You know it, and others knew it. And 1 &urt tell you what, Mr. Samuel Nixon, if \ been found dead in her lied, as I expected every morning of my life to hear, there wasn't a servant in the place that wouldn't have spoken up before the coroner?ajid glad to do it. Who'd have swung l'ur it then, I'd like to know?" The brute was mastered. I heard him shunting his feet about uneasily; then, in a maudlin whisper: "It was drink, nothing else, and her aggravating, winning ways. Don't be hard nn me, old woman, I'm sure I've given in hsindsomc tit :ill vmir nlans " - I ' " Because you couldn't help yourself, you fool. Now you sco what it is to have your poor old mother to turn to. Your wife may talk as much as she pleases now. Who'll believe her when we've got it written down by two j grand London doctors that she's as j mad as mad can lie? Who's to mind ; her talk, or any one else's? Aren't we taking her up to London just for the good of her health, to a nice safe place where she will lie well looked after and kept from getting herself and the other folks into any more trouble? Then you and me will go back, Sammy, and live as happy and comfortable as you please." " They will treat her like a lady?eh, mother?" "Of course they will; a beautiful place and the best of living. Bless you, she'll be happy as the day is long, I It does you credit being so tenderhearted, Sammy. I knew you couldn't abide seeing her storming and raving as she did last night, so I just gave her a little sup of something before we started, and you see she's been sleeping like a baby ever since. And the gentleman?where she's going, you know ?he gave me this bottle; and when we get to London I've just to give her a whiff of it oh a handkerchief, and off she goes as quiet as a lamb. No screams or tantrums this time; and lie and his nurses will be on the lookout for us with his carriage, and before she knows it there she'll be as snug as you jUfiUNt-. This was awful! What shall I do? Were wc ever going to stop? Was there another station before London? Should I be drugged, dragged off and made away witli? 1 knew if they found me out it was all over with me. The pattern of the blue Shetland veil danced before my eyes?the noise of the train was as the sound of the roar of artillery in my ears. I sat up, ready for a spring and a struggle. A jerk! Another! A stop, and the door Hung open. " Tickets, please." 1 made one "plunge. I (lung the rug clear over the old woman, dashed my arm into Sammy's face, and tumbled headlong out into the arms of the astonished ticket-collector. I felt him clutch me, and then the ground rose up, or I went down?down?into an unfathomable depth of darkness! "Hullo! old fellow. Better now?" were the lirst words I heard. Thompson's voice! There he was with a glass of water in his hand, stooping over me. Thompson's mother was kneeling beside me, cuddling me up against her nice, soft sealskin. 1 was on the waitinor.rnntn sof:i. :ind about a dozen neo pie wore all standing staring round. Thompson went and telegraphed home that I was safe, anil then he and his mother took me to the house in London where they were staying. I can't remember much after that. I was ill for many weeks, I believe. I tried to tell people what had happened, but no one would listen. They try even now t?? make me believe I dreamt it in my illness. I've got it told now though, and every word is solemn truth. Upsides, didn't I see and smell Letty burning the blue Shetland veil. I've hud no more music lessons since, that's one good thing. The railway key ? Oh, I left that sticking in the door. That's all.?Argosy. - . - - .... Life in a .Montana Frontier Town. The following amusing?desoriptiori of the mixed life of a frontier town is from E. V. Smalloy's paper on " The Xew Northwest," in the Century: The picturesque features of life in a Western Montana town like Missoula are best seen as evening approaches. Crowds of roughly-clad men gather around the doors of* the drinking saloons. A group of Indians, who have been squatting on the sidewalk for two hours playing some mysterious game of cards of their own invention, breaks up. One of the squaws throws | the cards into the street, which is i already decorated from end to end with similar relies of other games. Another swings a liahy upon her baelc, lies ;i shawl around it and j herself, secures the child with ;i strap | buckled across her chest and strides off, her moccasined feet toeing inward j in the traditional Indian fashion. She wears a gown made of a scarlet calico I bedquilt, with leggings of some blue stuff; but she has somehow managed to get a civilized dress for the child. They all go off to their camp on the hill near by. Some blue-coated soldiers from the neighboring military post, remembering the roll-call at sunset, swing themselves upon their horses and go galloping off, a little the worse for the bad whisky they have been drinking in the saloons. A miner in blue woolen shirt and brown canvas trousers, with a hat of astonishing dimensions and a beard of a j year's growth, trots up the street on a i mule, and, with droll oaths and shuflling talk, offers the animal for sale to the crowd of loungers on the hotel piazza. No one wants to buy, and, after provoking a deal of laughter the - 1 . ..m: i i\ mi l.:**.!. miner gives ms luuiiiauiui. - i n mini | the critter to one ol" tliein pia/./.er ' posts, and if lie don't pull it down you | may have him." This generous offer is declined l>y the landlord; and the miner rides olf. declaring that he has not a solitary .four-hit piece to pay for his supper, and is bound to sell the ] mule to somebody. Toward nightfall the whole male population seems to be in the street, save the busy Chinamen in the laundries, who keep on sprinkling clothes bv blowing water out of their mouths. Karly or late, you will find these indus- j trious little yellow men at work. One shullles back and forth from the by-1 drant, carrying water for the morning | wash in old coal-oil cans hung to a stick balanced across his shoulders? More Indians now?a "buck" and two squaws, leading ponies heavily ! laden with tent, clothes and buf-1 falo robes. ?. A rope tied around; a pony's lower jaw is the ordi-, nary halter and bridle of the Indians, j These people want to buy some article I at the saddler's shop. They do not go j in, but stare through the windows for ! live minutes. The saddler, knowing tin. Imliim w:iv 111' dealing, navs no at tent ion to theiu. Alter a while they all sit down on the ground in front of the shop. Perhaps a quarter of an hour passes before the saddler asks what they want. If he had noticed tin-in at lirst they would have gone away without buying. A Burning: Lake. There is in Russia a fountain of naphtha which has formed a lake lour miles long by over a mile wide, and two feet deep. This sheet of inllammable oil recently took lire, including tthe central fount, and the effect was most imposing. The quantity of naphtha on lire was estimated at four ! ami a half million cubic feet, and it ! was feared that the flames would ex' plode the subterranean sources. Even the earth saturated with oil was on I lire, but no explosion occurred. The heat was intolerable except at a dis (Jlncier Accidents in Switzerland. Glacier accidents generally arise from falls into rifts hidden under a \ layer of snow. In the summer of 16*29, ! the day being Tuesday, as three men ! of Lenk?Jacob Trachsel, Peter Blatter and another?were crossing the Wiidhorngletcher on their way home, Blatter had the ill-luck to fall into a conj cealed crevasse. Though not so badly ! hurt that he could not call out, he was | too far down to be helped up without I ropes. So it was agreed that Trachsel should rtmain by the crevasse, while j the third man, whose name the record has not reserved, went to the nearest habitation for ropes and help. When lie returned Trachsel had disappeared, and the rift into which Blatter had fallen could not be SUNDAY READING. . Sometime. It is a swoct, sweet song, warbled to and fro among the topmost houghs 'of the heart and filling the whole air | with such joy and gladness as the i songs of birds do when the summer morning comes out of dnrkness and the day is born on the mountain. We ! have all our possessions in the future, i which we cjUI "sometime." Beautiful i flowers and singing birds are there, i Oh, reader, be of good cheer! For all | the good there is a golden "sometime;" i when the hills and valleys of time are I all passed; when the wear and lever, the disappointment and sorrow, of life are over, then there is the place and | the rest appointed of (Jod. Oh, homestead! over whose roof fall no shadows or even clouds, and over whose threshold the voice of sorrow is never heard; built upon the eternal hills and standing with the spires and pinnacles of celestial beauty among the palm-trees of the glorious city, those who love God shall rest under thy shadows, where there will he no more sorrow nor pain, nor the sound of weeping " sometime."?Ad cent Review. ' ItoliKiouH New* and NotCN. There arc now 700,000 Protestants in France. The State of Michigan has 209 Congregational churches. One-half the cadets of West Point are church members. Edinburgh, Scotland, has been besieged by the Salvation army. New York city has twenty Lutheran churches and Philadelphia thirty. The Reformed church in America has 509 churches anil SO,1(3/ communicants. The sale of Bibles and other Christian books in Japan is increasing rapidly. The head chief of the Pima Indians has cut his hair short, dresses in American clothes and regularly attends church. Members of his tribe are erecting a small chapel at Blackwater The late Itev. I)r. Geo. W. Musgrave, a Presbyterian pastor of Philadelphia, bequeathed $30,000 to Princeton college, to be invested till it reaches $50,000, to found a Musgrave professorship, and $17,000 to other Presbyterian institutions. Atlanta, Ga., shows, it is claimed the best church record of any city in the Union. "With a population of nearly 50,000, it has forty-eight churches, with a total membership of 18,950, and an average Sunday attend anee of over 20,000. A woman forgot to send home some work on Saturday, On Sunday morning she told a little girl who lived with her to put on her things and take the bundle under her shawl to the lady's house. " Nobody will see it," she said. "But is it not Sunday under my shawl, aunty V" asked the child. The Protestant Episcopal diocese of Indiana presents the following statistics : Clergy, twenty-nine; parishes, forty-eight; baptisms, 105 of which were adults, 429 ; communicants in forty-live churches, 3,830; contributions in thirty-four churches, ?57,122. Diocese of Pittsburg : Clergy, 40; parishes, 55; communicants, 6,010; confirmations, 411; Sunday school teachers, 495 ; scholars, 4,749 ; contributions, $132,499. A very pretty story is told of the mother of Rev. i)r. Cuyler. of Brooklyn, who recently completed her eightieth birthday. She is too deaf to hear her son preach, but every Sunday morning before he is going to church he tells her what he is going to preach about and gives her an outline of his sermon, and then she prays for him in her room during the hours of service. She was left a widow lifty-five years ago, when her son was only four J-ears old. Earope 1,000 Years A$o. In the year 800 after Christ, what was the state of Europe? The, Goths, the Vandals, theFranks, the Huns, theNor-1 mans, the Turks and other barbarian hordes had invaded and overthrown the Human empire, and had established various kingdoms upon its ruins. These hordes of savages had destroyed, not only all the works of civilization, but civilization itself. Ignorant as they were of everything that distinguishes and elevates human nature, they broke up the schools, ruined the monuments, abolished arts and manufactures, prevented commerce, and reduced the conquered nations to their own condition, inaugurating in the completest manner the reign of bruteforce and mental darkness. If they afterward espoused Christianity they molded it to their own savage superstition, till at last naught was left of the divine dispensation but its name i to cover the most degrading idolatry and demonism. At the time we begin our specific examination we find that, in the then so-called Christian nations, there existed no science worthy of ---1 ..A. Ti 1 tne name, no scnoois wiuuovvr. m-.tuing, writing and ciphering were separate anil distinct trades. The masses, the nobility, the poor and the rich were wholly unacquainted with the mysteries of the alphabet and the pen. A few men, known as clerks, who generally belonged to the priesthood, monopolized them as a special class ol' artists. taught tlieir businessjTheyonly to their seminarists, apprentices; and i beyond themselves and their few I pupils no one knew how to read and ; write, nor was it expected of the generality any more than it would nowadays that everybody should be a shoemaker or a lawyer. Kings did not even know how to sign tlieir names, so that when they wanted to subscribe to a written contract, law or treaty which some clerk had drawn up for them, tliey would smear tlieir right hand with ink and slap it down upon the parchment saying, " Witness my hand." At a later date some genius i devised the substitute of the seal, which was impressed instead of the, hand. Every gentleman had a seal j with ;i peculiardevice thereon. Hence the j.icrainental words now in use, " Witness my hand and seal," allixcd to modern deeds, serve at least the purpose of reminding us of the ignorance of the middle ages.?Popular Hrkncn Monthly. Too Late to Mend. A sharp disciplinarian is General flallifet. While directing tins maneuvers of the French army on review at Chalons recently lie noticed some errors in the movements of a dragoon brigade under the command of General Clermont Tonnerre, one of the oldest ollicers in the service. Quickly, he directed the latter to repeat tlit' movement. The veteran complied, after ! consulting with members of his stall', ; and through the evolutions constantly received suggestions from them. ! At last, * Retire, gentlemen," cried Gallifct: "you annoy the general." "Xo" said the other, "they assist me I do not understand these maneuvers, and have a^ked these gentle men to refresh my memory, so 1 may not seem ignorant before the troops." You do not understand the drill," i cried (la'lifet, pale with emotion. "How can you expect it?" was the | response. "I am in garrison, with two I small squadrons and miserable, insufi ficient drill-ground. Jint I can learn it in eight days." " In eight days," sai<l Gallifet. ' It will be too late. I am obliged to ask you to resign. Place your command in the hands of the oldest of your colonels." louncj. i lie ui -'i man and um jiicii lie had brought w.th him after searching and shouting until far into the night gave up Blatter for lost, and went away without the least hope that they should see him again. But, to the unspeakable surprise and almost consternation of his neighbors, he turned uptwo days later at his own house, not much the worse, seemingly, for his adventure. How he escaped is not men innoil iiivtlmltlv liv rnnnincr ilnwn nnr> V4V1ICU? 1""J Jr. of the water courses, which run under every glacier, to daylight. Jacob Trachsel, who had left his post on the crevasse simply because he was weary of waiting, was tried at Lenk for deserting his companion. Being convicted of "faithlessness" he was sentenced to three days' imprisonment and to do the Ilerdfall, which signified asking pardon publicly of God and man on bended knees for the sin he had committed. In July, 1787, a similar accident befell Christian Bohrer, of Grindelwald. As he crossed the upper Grindelwald glacier toward the Mettenberg a snow avalanche threw him into a crevasse seventy feet deep. Though his arm was broken and his wrist dislocated in the fall, he managed to work his way under the glacier to the stream at its base, and after a desperate struggle of two days lie succeeded in escaping from his icy prison. The Natui'f/escJuchte des Svliicoizerlandes tells of a very unpleasant ex perienee which in the early part of the last century befell a chamois-hunter of the name of Kaspar Stoeri. As Stoeri and two other hunters were in hot chiise after chamois on the Linnnernalp glacier, he disappeared as suddenly as if he had been swallowed up by an earthquake. lie had fallen into a hidden crevasse. Ilis companion peered fearfully into the hole down which Stoeri had vanished, and thinking that all was hver' with him, commended hissoul to God. But when they heard his voice faintly crying for help, and perceived that he was clinging to a ledge of the crevasse, they ran to a goat-herd's hut hard by him in the hope that they might possibly find there a rope. They found only an old counterpane too rotten to be of any use. Meanwhile poor Stoeri was in fearful plight?half his body in freezing glacier-water. and holding on desperately with hands and feet to the icy walls of the rift, lie had given himself up for lost, and was saying, as he thought, his last prayer, when his comrades lowered him a rope, which they had contrived to make with their belts and part of their clothes. lie grasped it joyfully with both hands, his friends pulled lustily, and Stoeri was just about to thank Ileaven for his happy escape, when one of the belts gave way, and down he fell again. The second misfortune was worse than the first; Stoeri took part of the line down with him, and in the descent one of his arms was badly broken. But lie lield on with the other, and by splitting their belts his companions made the extemporized belts long enough to reach him a second time. As one arm rested on the ledge, and as he dared not remove it for fear of falling further into the abyss and being drowncdjn the water, of' which the crevasse was nearly full, he had to bend the rope round his body with the broken limb, which caused him terrible anguish. This time the belt held, and Stoeri was safely landed on the glacier. As his .companions drew him out of the hol^' Jie fell into a dead faint, and it was along time "before he came round and could btf removed to his home. But not every one who falls into a crevasse is equally fortunate. In 1821 M. Mouron, a clergyman from Vevey, while crossing the Lower Grindelwald glacier, went down a rift seven hundred feet deep. When his guide (to whom he ought to have been attached by a rope) reported the accident at Grindelwald, a suspicion arose that the 1 pour lllcUl 11 ill l 1JCC11 luuinu hum iiiiiidercd, and his body thrown into the crevasse to conceal the crime. In order to ascertain the truth, another guide was tied to a rope and lowered into the abyss. After several attempts, the man, though lie suffered much from cold and bad air, succeeded in fastening the corpse to his own body, and so carried it to the surface. M. Mouron's watch and purse being found intact in his pockets, the guide was freed from the suspicion which rested upon him, and his character for honesty, if not for efficiency, redeemed. In the year 1820 three guides were swept into, a crevasse at the head of the Grand Plateau at the foot of the ,.f Til.n.f. +li;in 1JI1U1 \tL .uwiiui j/iiutvi a-av*V, forty years after they had been buried in their icy tomb the remains of these unfortunate men were found near the end of the (Jlacier des Bossins, whither they had drifted with the moving ice, miles below the rift in which they were engulfed. A Hunter's Extraordinary Shot. The .Santa Fe (X. M.) News tells the champion hunting story of the season: II. J. Sheldon left his camp at Cooper City, on the Pecos, New Mexico, last Saturday afternoon in search of game. Saturday night he camped at the upper forks of the river, and Sunday, bright and early, '.as again on the march. About 4 o clock in the afternoon tin.' burro, which had wandered ahead, fame running back, apparently in great terror, ears and tail erect, eyes glaring, making that peculiar mournful sound for which its species is noted, and refusing to be; caught or comforted. Not being able to make out from the report of the confused burro just what had happened, Mr. S. cocked his gun and advanced slowly and cautiously on the unknown enemy. j Crawling along on his hands and knees | for abovt a quarter of a mile, he at length doubled a bend in the river, and there, standing in full view in the 1 meadow, and not more than loO yards i i i I ilWilV, lit* JSil \\ il j*l 1A/.M IM'iU >t llll : three cubs, ami, just beyond the hear i and in direct range with her, an animal that he at- once recognized as the long' sought-for elk. Neither of the beasts j were aware of his approach, so, quietly ; rising upon one knee ami resting his rifle i across tlieother, which is Mr S.'s l'avori ite position in shooting, lie took a deliberate aim. Rang went the gun, away i sped the bullet and down fell two anii mals?in fact, three?the bear, the elk and Mr. S. himself. The bullet had : cut the backbone of the bear completely in two, and passing through had lodged in the heart of the elk, and the extraordinary task to which the j rille had been subjected produced such j a violent recoil that the hunter himj self was stretched flat upon the ground. Recovering himself speedily, Mr. >S. I advanced upon the prey, hunting-knife in hand, but life was extinct in both animals. The little cubs ?ri hearing the report of the gun lied, but being only a few weeks old were speedily SCIENTIFIC NOTES. It hius been estimated that there are about 6,000 species of birds, of which i five-sixths are known. The Coues list of North American birds now embraces . 888 species, 120 new species having been added during the last eight years. ( It is well known that a constant succession of sound-waves excites vi- ( brations in the wires of suspension bridges and they increase in force with , the continuance of the cause. For this reason soldiers marching over these bridges are required to break 1 step and bands of music are not al- 1 lowed to play on them. It is estimated by Professor Brewer, ! of Yale college, that there may be 800 species of wood plants growing native in the United States, of which about i 300 attain a height of thirty feet and about 250 are tolerably abundant somewhere. Excluding semi-tropical species ] on the extreme southern border, and j some others that are rare, there would still remain about 120 species, of which about twenty grow to 100 feet, , twelve to 200 and Jive or six to 300 feet or over. Of these 120 about fifty are conifers. Professor Reinsch, in a lecture lately j delivered, gave the results of his researches regarding the manner in which coal had been formed. lie had exam- , ined with the microscope not less than , 2,500 sections of coal, and had come to , the conclusion that coal had not been ' formed by the alteration of accumula ted land plants, but that it consisted of J microscopic forms of a lower order of ] protaplasm, and although he had care- ' fully examined the cells and other remains of plants of a higher order, he i computed that they have contributed 1 only a fraction of the mass of coal 1 veins, however numerous they may '< have been in some instances. He referred to the fact that.Dr. Muck, of ] Bochum, held that alga? have mainly '< contributed to the formation of coal, 1 and that marine plants were rarely < found in coal because of their tendency to decompose, and that calcareous re- < mains of mollusks disappeared on ac- j count of the rapid formation of car- ; bonic acid during the process of carbon- 1 ization Chinese Theatricals. It is considered a benevolent act 1 and one highly pleasing to Heaven 1 for a Chinaman to give a public theat- ; rical performance; and wealthy men ] who are ambitious, and who cater for 1 popularity, often expend considerable < 4.Ki? I , on J us in i/i im ? a>. In Cliefoo n rich Chinaman living < in our neighborhood, who had of late ( years been very successful in his coin- ] mereial speculations and had recently obtained by purchase the rank of a ; high-class mandarin and the privilege < of wearing an opaque blue button on the top of his oilicial hat, gave an ex- * tensive thanksgiving performance in public, to which we were invited. lie selected a large open space close to his 1 own residence and there had a stage \ erected, opposite to which a large temporary box was constructed fW the ' use of himself and his friends. On our arrival at the. place our host J came forward and received us with ' that formal politeness which is observable amongst the Chinese better classes, and we soon found ourselves in a roomy ! and comfortable apartment, where seats were at once provided for us. in the middle of the box was placed a large table or altar, which groaned under the weight of tiie good tilings provided as thanksgiving offerings to heaven. The innumerable varieties of Chinese dishes were here represented; roast ducks decorated with gilt paper, sweetmeats of all kinds, cakes plentifully bespangled with raisins and currants, imitation little pigs formed of pork, fruits in great variety, pig?,'.feet garnished with bruised potatoes, anil a quantity of dishes whose composition and names are unknown to Europeans, were spread out in promiscuous :md 1 rich profusion. The principal compartment, in which we sat, was Hanked on either side by two small boxes, in front of which were screens which, while concealing the inmates from the vulgar gaze, permitted from within a view of the stage and the movements thereon; these were reserved for the native female connections of the host and his friends. In the meantime tea was ordered for us, and a servant placed a small table, 1 or " tea-poy," itt front of us, on which i he arranged Chinese cups, and poured i into them some genuine Chinese tea ire j consumed by the natives tiftjnselves. ' It is a weak and insipid production, of < the color of pale sherry, and tastcJ i more of hot water than of tea; no milk or sugar is mixed with it, and what < with the awkward-shape of the cups ] with their embarrassing lids, and the J uninviting nature of the beverage, a < mm nf tea ;l la Chinoise is not a boon < mucli sought for by foreigners. On < this occasion we made as few faces i over it as we could in presence of our host, and we managed to sip a little without much inconvenience. For some time we sat and watched the actors and listened to their shrill voices. The stage bad no "wings" to it, and the only entrances were two do rs at the back, through which the actors enter.ed when their turn came round and retired when they had performed their allotted part. The imaginations of the audience were not as sisted by scenery or stage accessories of any kind; indeed, the entire back of the stage was occupied by the orchestra and by attendants and hangers on, who went about their occupations as if nothing else .were taking place on the boards. ( The box in which we sat was open ( in front, and had not the advantage [ i possessed by the boxes in which the j I Chinese ladies sat unobserved, so that j; in spite ot' the gorgeous dresses on the ] stage, in spite of the vigorous strum- i ming of the orchestra, in spite of the j '< falsetto shrieking of the actors, and ? the merits of the piece itself, a large 11 proportion of tiie audience turned their j ( hacks on the stage, and the foreigners < became the attraction on which the j ( concentrated gaze of the multitude j? was firmly set. Whatever little interest we might have commenced to take in the performance being now completely checked by this dcmonstra ( tive attention on the part of the crowd ; ( we rose and quickly took our departure; j leaving the actors in undisputed p<?s?; j ,,f 1lw>ir riiditv! :isj cutcrcrs to I nr.miuji wi nix 11 .... ..... _ , tin? amusement o" the multitude. I j All Historical Gorge. 1 j Among tins Capon mountains 0/ j ] Hampshire county, West Virginia, is a t gorge, called Hanging Hock, which I: possesses more than ordinary historical j 1 and romantic interest. A narrow road j < runs along the side of a brawling I I stream, and above it. on either hand the 1 wooded cliffs rise to a height of sev- 11 eral hundred feet. A hand of Catawba : t Indians who were encamped in the gap j1 in 17-'51 were set upon by a party of ' hostile Dclawarcs and totally exter- i minated. A few years later some!! prowling Frenchmen and Indians nrai j; from an ambus!, on Ensign Daniel 11 Morgan, " the hero of Stillwater and j the 'Cowpens," who was passing 1 through the gap hearing dispatches to |: Winchester. Two soldiers who were ' with him fell from their horses dead,: i while Morgan, with the blood stream-1; ing from a terrible bullet-wound, clasped Ids mare about the neck with ! both arms and was borne safely back j to a neighboring fort, ./here lie was i lifted from the saddle insensible. In 18G4 the gorge was tl ) scene of a fierce cavalry light between some roving troopers from the Federal and Confederate armies. Recently, sur veyors liave located the route by the Baltimore, Cincinnati and Western mmmm WISE WORDS. It is wisdom to think and folly to 3it without thinking. * It is a good rule to he deaf when a slanderer begins to talk. Charity gives itself rich, but coveto'usness hoards itself poor. Every one of our actions is rewarded or punished, only we do not admit it. Life is just long enough for a man oo ueciue w nere ne win spend eternity. Xature has sometimes made a fool, hut a coxcomb is always of man's own making. It is easy enough to forgive your enemies, if you have not the means to liarm them. It is a fact worth remembering that it does not take half so long to make a wound as to heal one. We should not measure the excellence of our work by the trouble that it has cost to produce it. "When alone guard your thoughts; when in the family guard your temper; when in company guard your words. Foundations are good, and paths are ?ood; but they are not enough. Foundations were made to build on; paths were made to walk in. There is no time in a man's life when lie is so great as when he cheerfully bows to the necessity of his position :ind makes the best of it. The best receipt for going through life happily is to feel that everybody, no matter how rich or how poor, needs ill the kindness lie can get from others. This life is not ordained in vain; it is constituted for a grand purpose, if through its lessons of experience we become convinced that this life is not ill. What men want is not talent, it is purpose; in other words, not the power to ichieve but will to labor. I believe that labor judicious and continuously ipplied*becomes genius. Much talk and much judgment selloni go together, for talking and thinking are two quite different qualities, ind there is commonly more depth where there is less noise. A Newport Romance. The Jewish cemetery lies nllf far from the synagogue in the sweep made Uv TaT-iv utrppf-. whnrft if. inins Tnnrn. In this quiet spot twelve Jewish families lie buried, and as we stood beneath the trees that spread protecting arms Dver the graves, Longfellow's poem, written after a visit to this cemetery, L-aine most vividly to mind. One verse ^specially, as we looked at the neatlyicept flower-beds, the turf so soft and well-cared for, the buds that bloomed ibove the dead, came to our lips: 3one are the living, but the dead remain And not neglected, for a hand unseen, Scattering its bounty like a summer rain, Still keeps their graves and memory green. In the inclosure are two graves so a ear each other that as you stand by me your shadow falls upon the other; within them sleep two lovers, separated luring life but united long since by Icntli. Judah Touro and Catherine flays were cousins, and among the Jews it is a crime for those so near of tin to marry. True to the religion and traditions of their race they separated never to marry again, although they lived to be old people. Neither of them married, content with the memDry of their love and the hearing of ?ach other's welfare from mutual friends. They both died in January, 1754, when he was seventy-nine years Df age and Catherine was seventy-seven, [lis name waS the last word she uttered, and in his delirium before leath called him he talked of walking n a beautiful garden with Catharine [lays, his lirst and only love. Juilah Tuoro, however, did not let disappointment embitter his life, for he spent it n active benevolence, and from a fund left by him the means are provided to keep the cemetery in order. It is told )f him that he built churches in Xew Orleans for all sects, even contributing towards the erection of a Unitarian place of worship. On his monument the following words.are cut: "The last of his name, lie inscribed it in the iiook of philanthropy to be rememberd forever."?Neirport (It. I.) Letter. Logging in Neyada. A chute is laid from the river's brink up the steep mountain to the railroad, and, while we are telling it, the monster logs are rushing, thundering, Hying, leaping down the declivity. They come with the speed of a thunderbolt and somewhat of its roar. A track of smoke and fire follows them ?fire- ?truck by the friction witli the jhute logs. .They descend the 1,700 feet of the shute in fourteen seconds, [n doingso they drop TOO feet perpendicularly. They strike the deep water with a report that can be hearcTa. ipjle listant. Logs fired from a cannon 'ould scarcely have a water velocity than they have at the foot of a chute. The average velocity is over 100 feet in a second throughout the entire distance, and at the instant they leap From the mouth their speed must he. Fully 200 feet per second. A sugar-pine log sometimes weighs ten tons. What a missile! IIow the water is dashed into the air. Like a .jrand plume of diamonds and rainbows .lie feathery spray is hurled to the leight of one hundred feet. It forms ;he grandest fountain ever beheld. IIow the waters foam and seethe and lash ?11 i /?twi lmr hnvinrr I 11IU nilWli; , v/? tu ? ~--~n spent its force by its mad plunge into :he deep waters, has floated so as to be it right angles with the path of the lescending monsters. The mouth of ;he chute is perhaps fifteen feet above :he surface of the water. A huge log, uirled from the chute, cleaves the air j ind alights on the lloating log. You <no\v how a bullet glances ; but can roil imagine a saw-log glancing? The ml strikes with a heavy shock, but glides quickly past for a short distance, hen with a crash like the reverbera;ion of artillery the falling log springs vertically into the air, and with a urve like a rocket falls into the water, i long distance from the log it struck. Terrible Scene in a Menagerie. A Paris correspondent writes that a :errible afi'air has occurred at Cannes ;o a member of Sanger's circus troupe. V negro, who was replacing the lionamer. who was wounded at Frevjiis, ivas entering the lions' cage, when his not slipped and lie fell on bis face. The lions, with their natural instinct, ushed upon the prostrate man and repeatedly tore his flesh, a young one . specially holding him with persistence ind tearing his thigh. An assistant ushed to his rescue and repelled four >f the lions with his pitchfork, but the iftli refused to let go tin a red-iiot Mar [ iad been thrust down hisivoulh, wiie.i i ;he unfortunate negro, still conscious, Iragged himself out of the cage and j ivas carried oil' bleeding prol'u;,ely. j The spectators, meanwhile, were almost paralyzed with horror, which was soon changed into panic when it was perceived that the door was open for lit least thirty seconds while the negro was being carried oil'. The lions might have sprung upon the assembly. A rush was made to the entrances, and the alarm, which spread outside, was only ended by the opportune action of iin assistant, who slammed the door of the cage. The poor negro having reached the hospital, though accompanied by a doctor, was refused admission because he was without an order, lie was taken back to t'ie circus and again to the hospital, where he was finally admitted. This gross mismanagement cost him his life, for he died from the loss of blood entailed during the double journey. This is the third accident which has occurred to this Monkeys in India. In India, where the monkeys live among men and are the playmates of their children, the Hindoos have grown so fond of them that the four-handed folk participate in all their simple household rites. In the early morning when the peasant goes out to yoke his plow, and the crow wakes up, and the dog stretches himself and shakes off the dust in which he has slept all night, the old monkey creeps down from the peepul-tree, only half awake, and yawns and looks about him, puts a straw in his mouth, and scratches himself contemplatively. Then one by one the whole family come slipping down the tree trunk, and they all yawn and look about and scratcli. But they are sleepy and peevish, and the youngsters get cuffed for nothing, and begin to think life dull. Yet the toilet has to be performed, and whether they like it or not, the young ones are sternly pulled up one by one to their mother to undergo the process. The scene, though regularly repeated every morning, loses nothing of its ueugniiiu comicauty, ana trie monkey brats never tire of the joke of "taking in mamma" But mamma was young herself not long ago, and treats each ludicrous affectation of suffering with profoundest unconcern "nd as she dismisses one "cleaned" youngster with a cuff, stretches out her hand for the next one's tail or leg in the most business-like and 3erious manner possible. The youngsters know their turns quite well, and as each one sees the moment arriving it throws itself on its stomach, as if overwhelmed with apprehension, the others meanwhile stilling their laughter at the capital way so-and-so is doing it, and the instant the maternal paw is extended to grasp its tail the subject of the next experiment utters a dolorous wail, and throwing its arms forward in the dust, allows itself to be dragged along, a limp and helpless carcass, winking all the time, no doubt, at its brothers and sisters, lit the way it is imposing on the old lady. Hut the old lady will stand no nonennen on/1 fni?ninr? flm nlii 1 /I Qlilo CU1U lUiAJUi^ l/ll^ V*11111 li^UV UlUt up, proceeds to put it to rights; takes the kinks out of its tail and the knots out of its fur; pokes its fingers into its ears, and looks at each of its toes, the inexpressible brat all the time wearing on its face an absurd expression of hopeless and incurable grief. Those who have been already cleaned look on with delight at the screaming iarce, while those who are waiting wear a becoming aspect of enormous gravity. The old lady, however, has her joke too, which is to cuff every youngster before she lets it go; and nimble as her offspring are, she generally, to her credit be it said, manages t.<> give eacn of them a box on the ears before it is out of reach. The father, meanwhile, sits gravely with his back to all these domestic matters, waiting for breakfast. The monkeys by this time have come closer to the preparations for food, and sit solemnly, household by household, watching every movement. Hindoos do not hurry themselves in anything they do, but the monkey has lots of time to spare and plenty of patience, and in the end, after the crow has stolen a little, and the dog has had its morsel, and the children are all satisfied, the poor fragments of the meal are thrown out on the ground for the " bhunder-logue" (the monkey people), and it is soon discussed, the mother feeding the baby before she eats herself. "When every house has thus in turn ' lioon vieifpil :inrl nn HtanrA nf further vrww* f ??? "" ? ? " out-door relief " remains, the monkeys go off to the well. The women are all here again, drawing the water for the day, and the monkeys sit and wait, the old ones in the front, sententious and serious, and the youngsters rolling about in the dust behind them, till at last some girl sees the creatures waiting, and " in the name of Ham " spills a lotah full of water in a hollow of the ground, and the monkeys come round it in a circle, and stoop down and drink, with their tails all curled up over their backs like notes of interrogation. There is no contention or jostling. A forward child gets a box on the ear perhaps, but each one, as it has satistied its thirst, steps quietly out of the circle and wipes its mouth. The day thus fairly commenced, they go off to see what luck may brings them. The grain dealer's shop tempts them to loiter, but the experience of pre vioiid attempts makes theft hopeless; i for the bunnya, with all his years, is very nimble on his legs and an astonishing good shot with a pipkin. So the monkeys merely make their salaams to him, and pass on to the fields. If the corn is ripe, they can soon cat enough ! for the day; but if not, they go wan-1 dering about picking up morsels, here j an insect and there a berry, till the sun ! geta too hot, and then they creep up! into the dark shade of the mango tope i and snooze through the afternoon. In the evening they are bacit if. the village again to share in its comforts and entertainments. They assist at the convocation of the j elders and the romps of the children, j looking on when the faquir conies! up to collect his little dues of salt and } corn and oil, and from him in their j turn exacting a pious toll. They listen , gravely to the village musician till i they get sleepy, and then one by one j they clamber up into the peepul. The Decoration of the Grave. The Xew York Etenia;/ Pout's octogenarian merchant, -Mr. J)cgraw, says in one of his chapters of reminiscences: I was the lirst person in this country, j so far as I know, to cover a grave with j (lowers. 1 got the idea from some of | the Uritisli poets, who wrote of an old custom in England. Having long had a fondness for Mowers (Mr. Degraw was for thirteen years the president of the Brooklyn Horticultural society), and keeping many of them in my garden, I went to the grave of a friend who had heen buried the day befoiv at Hempstead. L. I., and covered it with some | of the most beautiful and fragrant j varieties in my possession. It was early j one Sunday morning, in the yard in . front of the Methodist church, and { when tliehour for service approached, I took mv stand near by to see the effect of the (lowers, for no person could i enter the church from the street with-1 out passing by the grave which I had | decorated. I noticed thnt the family of j the dead lady were deeply affected l>v ' the tribute i had paid, and the worshipers in general were evidently stuck by it. The news soon spread , through the village that the grave was | covered with llowers. and hundreds of persons went to see the sight. A Musical Prodigy. The son of David Xeal, the famous! American painter, who lives in Munich, at the age of nine years exhibited the ! most marvelous musical powers, and J heard his own compositions played by the band of the famous Prince Royal; regiment. He was lifted above the! heads of people and musicians to, receive the applause and their re-, cognitions as a composer. The new j Mozart they call him. lie is now eleven years old, and is all the time composing, lie improvised on the piano while he wore bibs. In one of his letters at Christmas to the "Cbristkind," he mentioned but one gift, and that the most involved and learned volume of essays on composition. For ' days after receiving it lie was up at 5 o'clock in the morning devouring its j pages. Strauss has been to see him,! taken him in his arms and shed .some tears over him. Never lend your ivy. plant, because mmrn A Harvest Scene. The waving grain thntjlate was green, And like a clonk the land did fold, Assumed at length a hue of gold, And fell before the sickle keen. The yellow shocks as thickly stand As martial tents in War's domain; But there is naught of leaden rain? The hosts of peace possess the land. The scene is changed, and slow doth ride . The swaying load on spacious rack; - H And far and near do rick and stack Arise in monumental pride. Again I look, and there doth pour, Amidst the thresher's deafening sound, As slow the teams go round and round, . A wtrnnm 11Irr? mnlfnn rrnlrlan nrn : *\ IIUMOK OF THE DAT. M Go to the butcher's i f you would hear joint debates. BbH| The cultured no longer call it hash.. 'vHH Mosaic nutriment is the correct form.-r-K^^^B Arcliimedes invented the slang phrase, "Give us a rest," when offered to move the world with "Do you want fast colors?" queried the dry goods clerk. " No, indeed she answered, with a blush; " Charlle^-^^HH doesn't like anything fast." "Is this the Adams house?" asked a stranger-of a Bostonian. ".Yes/' ^sHH was the reply, " it's Adam's house until you get to the rcof?then it's eaves." - ;^H| The young man who wants to look" tony this winter will have to get some- : thing different from an ulster. A red and white blanket, buttoned under the chin, would attract attention. 7' They were talking about dogs?the '. JIH habits, comparative intelligence, etc., of those sagacious animals?when '^^^H young llutherbert said: "Well* eir, | H my dog's a dandy, lie is. You ought to just see him Isometimes. Honestly, I believe he has more sense than have." "That's a very doubtful compliment for the dog," said Mr. Gloomy, who sat over in the confer. "Now, the beauty of a paper collar," the Burlington Hawkeye reports the honorable member as saying, as he ' coaxed a refractory pin, "is its economy. You wear one a week. Then yotr $? HI turn it, and wear it another week^^aB^Bj Then you split it, and you have twonevi^M^^B collars with one c'ean' side, good for^ fl^H another week, each of 'em." And ad- ^H| justing the llat scarf over his red ilannel 9 H shirt he went down to dinner. XB| Science of Ferfumes. By a process known as enileurage, which .s the exposure of beef fat to^^HMj fresh flowers in close boxes until it thoroughly permeated and charged-^j^^J with their odors, the perfumes of s llowers are obtained, which could nn r>thpr ninnnr-r known to science be preserved apart from the fresh petals. Those flowers are violet, jasmin, tube-' rose, rose, orango Hoover and cassic (cinnamon llower). From these six y there are fifty or more combinations made for the simulation of the odors of other (lowers. Sweet pea is made^^^^H with jasmin and orange fiowers, hya-'-^aij^M cinth is counterfeited by jasmin! and tuberose; lily of the vaM^fj^^H ley by violet and tuberose. But the^j^^H resources of the perfumer are by no means confined to the pomades, as the scented fats are termed. He uses many H essential oils, tlie principal of whicfai;^^ H are sandalwood, bergamot, lemon, rose- ijMH mary, neroli (made from bitter orange flowers), paschouli and the attar of f roses. It is very difficult to get the^^^^^H last named in a pure state, because' its great cost tempts to dishonest adul- ' teration. Very often rose-geraniun^roSMjB oil is substituted for it. Musk is an* other important ingredient, entering as it does into almost Jill perfumes, ex^Ajl^Hj cept those which are actually imitations of flower odors, or as styled by . perfumers, "natural "?as, for instance, heliotrope, tuberose, white rose and. Living: Chessmen. The Rev. C. C. Chevallier, the vicar of Heighington, in England, in order * "^D to raise a fund to provide bells for the ..a^H parish church, arranged, says the Poll Mall Gazette, for a game of chess to played in Bedford park, by players were dressed to represent the different pieces on the chessboard. The day was fine and a large and fjishionable company was attracted from Darlington, v tjkSB Bishop Auckland and other parts^^^fl^H the district. ^Fhere was a considen^H| space of green sward roped off in n-.ri- u iiiMi wals laid out in squaflgH^T^DI The band escorted the opposing on to the ground, who marched in cession and presented a most pictjHHIg^H esque appearance in iheir fifteenth cSflj EH tury costume. The prevailing ctfoiflH Bg the costume of the players on one was green and on i le other red. pawns were dressed as page? of fifteenth century, with long-powflgk?|^B^H shoes and tights. The castles imitations of the castles known chess, consisting of canvas in whip^^fflf^H t^)iir young ladies were enveloped. Tfi^S bishops app?Vfl tn .bishops' jcostuuite those in red being the 'tssMim lfl.two gentlemen who directed ers were tlie Rev. C. C. Chovallier * aiid v^^^Bj Mr. Johnson, of the ITeighidgt(m|^H^^H school. The moves were faultless^^^^^H made, showing that the players had been well drilled. ,'i^H A Husband's Present. A gentleman sauntered into a largft^|gE^H dry goods store in the city of L few days before Christmas, and remarked casually to the attentive clerk: V;4H "I want something for a Christmas < present for mv wife. What have you r> . The clerk suggested various things, ' but the customer seebied not quite satAt last lie asked, " Have you cotton " 1 need some new shirts. How flB much cloth does it take for a shirt?" 4i About four yards." . Well, 'et's see. I want eight new fll shirts. Eight times four are thirtytwo. I'll take thirty-two yards." The gratitude of the wife at receiv- . .^B ing as a Christmas present the cloth for eight new shirts for her husband H can better be imagined than described. H ?Harper's Mayuzinc. |H Earnings and Savings. According to Mr. Edward Atkinson luit half of tlie 52,000,000 people of the I'nited .States can be reckoned in the working force of the nation. The earnings of this working force, male and female, cannot exceed an average of $1 a day each for the 365 days of the year, so that the annual income of the people, in round numbers, is $10,000,000,000. He estimates that the suste- , j nance of our population averages fortylive cents a day for each man, woman and child, so that ninety cents of every dollar earned is consumed, leaving but ten per cent, of the annual earnings to maintain existing capital and increase the nation's wealth. His opinion is * that the increase in wealth is less than $500,000,000 annually. Ilis purpose in this exhibit is to encourage economy. Learn to work more thoroughly, more savingly; 10 hum* ?t> ukku ?k> with as little waste as possible, is his B injunction. B The four largest European cities have together 8,28^,000 inhabitants, I London having 3,832,440, Paris 2,225,- B 000. Berlin 1,222.000, and Vienna, B 1,103,000. London has irore inhabi tants than all Switzerland or the kingdom of Saxony. J^jj " There's no time like the presen^^^^^^H gleefully reni^fked the bo^ who