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\y .. . . g pf! ' '/"'"I. . ~ ' ? '' mm ABBEVILLE PRESS AND BANNEl BY HUGH WILSON AND H. T. WARDLAW. ABBEVILLE, S. C., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15, 1881. NO. 2. VOLUME XXVI. \|| " The I<!yl or tiic Ilagjjagp Man. 1 With many a curve the trunks I pitch, < With many a shout anil sally; 1 At station, siding, crossing, switch, i On mountain gratis or valley. 1 I heave, I push, I sling, 1 loss, { With vigorous tnleavor; And nu-n may smile, ami men may grow cross, 1 But 1 slitig my trunks l.nwer Ever! Ever! I bust trunks forever. 5 1 The naner trunk from countrv town I balances amldandlcs; 2 I turn it owe or twice around, ( Ami pull out both the handles. ] And grumhie over traveling bags * r And monstrous sample cases, a But I can smash the maker's brags t Like plaster paris va?< s ! i They holler, holler, as I go, 1 But they can't stop me never: c A trunk won't la.->t forever! 1 Ever! Never! s r Ami in and out I wind about, v And here I smash :i kiester; 1 I turn a grip-sack inside out i Threo times a day at least, sir; 1 I tug, I jerk, I swear. I sweat, s I toss the light valises; t And what's too big to throw, you bet, 1 I'll fire it round in pieces. ( They murmur, murmur, everywhere, But 1 will heed them never ! * V/\f u'Aiiion nvinn ?11 1 m/iit cirno ? ^ * v,. ..... .. ... ...... . .... .. amui, I'll claw then- trunks forever ! ' Ever ! Ever ! (1 I'll bast trunks forever, I've cowed the preacher with niv wrath. * I scorn the jud-re's eruiiue; I've spilled both brief and sermon, And books, ami socks, and curds, and strings . Too numerous to mention; And bubies' clothes and women's things, Beyond my comprehension, I've spilled, and scattered, and slung As far as space eo ;ld sever: And scatter, scatter, old or young, ^ I'll scatter things forever! c. Ever! Ever ! ^ Scatter things n: :vtr. ?J!. J, Burdttte. _ 11 . A LAWYER'S STORY, j' "I never would convict a man on cir- t cumstantial evidence if I were a juror? t never! never!" s The speaker was a distinguished crim- c iual lawyer of nearly forty years' active a practice, and whose farue extended far a beyond the limits of his own State. s We had been discussing a recent cause 1; eetebre in which,-upon purely circum- ^ stantial evidence, a man had been con- t' vicied of an atrocious murder, although l' many of those most familiar with the ir- ! cumstances of the case entertained the j ? gravest doubts about the justice of his s onnn'nUnn onrl lm Viorl ll?>pn 8X11171 IT nfT I b WUMVMl'4., "V " " O iDto eternity protesting Lis absolute in- t' noeence witli his latest breath, and calling upon God to send his soul straight- tj war to perdition if ho were not telling 3 the truth. * s As most of our party were lawyers d the conversation naturally enough drift- p ed into a discussion of the dangers aris- ^ ing from convicting accused persons, a whose own mouths were closed, upon i1 purely circumstantial evidence, in the absence of any direct and positive proof w of gxiilt, and case after case was cited in Cl nrVii^Vi nf tar pnnnVfmt) nml flVflPllf l'nn. 11 the entiro innocence of the supposed cul- o prits had been clearly demonstrated. a: Most of the laymen present agreed with ai the distinguished lawyer, whose very positive expression of opinion has been t1 quoted, while the majority of the law- ? yers contended, with that earnestness for d which lawyers are noted when advocat- v ing their own side of any question, that o: justice could never miscarry when care- u ful judges guard against the possibility r< of unsafe verdicts by refusing to permit ai a conviction except when every link in t] the chain of circumstantial evidence has ? been established beyond doubt, and the 1' whole chain been so perfect and com- tl plete as to leave no room for any consistent hypothesis of innocence. tl " The first murder case I ever tried," " said one of them, "was stranger thau ? fiction, a? you will admit, and is quite as remarkable as any of the cases you i al have referred to where innocent men i d havo been wrongfully convicted on circumstantial evideuce- It ought to 1 bave been reported as an example ot i tl the unreliability of the direct and pos- ti itive testimony ot eye-witnesses wno l tell what they believe to be the truth." h Ho then related the main points of li what was certainly a most remarkable tc and dramatic trial, and which consti- u tntes a fair offset to some of the mem- oi orable cases to be found in every work h on circumstantial evidence. The narrative produced so strong an impression tl upon my mind that subsequently, with his consent, I put it into the following shape, having first carefully compared d it with his notes of testimony takea t( upon the trial of the case. It can be f? relied upon as absolutely correct, with h the exception that I have used fictitious names, for reasons which will readily bo appreciated when it is known that P most of the actors in the drama are still h living. One winter evening, about 8 si o'clock, in the early days of the war, tl in the quiet little town of , while fi patroling the streets to pick up strag- si glers from the camp on the outskirts of ai the town, Corporal Julius Fry was phot and killed by one of three men of bad tl character, who were in company and h upon terms of open enmity with the soldiers. The men were arrested, com- tl mitted to prison and brought to trial at ^ the next term of the court. Two of c< them were gamblers and desperadoes, T and supposed to have more than once n had their hands stained with human blood. The third, whom I shall call y Short, though beaiing an unenviable y reputation, was regarded as one unlikely h to slay a fellow-man, except under Compulsion of circumstances. On account a' of the character of the men and the trouble they had already brought upon n quiet, law-abiding citizens, the senti- I rnent of the whole community was! w strongly against them. I J In order to clearly understand the j o force.of the testimony given upon the j i; trial and the subsequent result it is im- j l portant to bear in mind the physical pe-1 v culiarities, dress and general appear-1 ance of each of the three prisoners. 11 Short was a small man of not more j s than live feet six inches in height, slcn-; h dtr, weighing scarcely one hundred and ; o thirty pounds, with bright, fiery red c hair and side-whiskers, and at the time s of the murder wore a white felt butane! p an old light blue army overcoat. o Ryan was fuilv six feet in height with t robust frame, with black hair and nms- t tache, dressed in dark clothes, and wore v a black Derby hat. \ Grey was a heavy, broad-shouldered man of medium height, weighing fully s two hundred pounds, with a full, black j beard reaching nearly to his waist But e . as the evidence subsequently showed a that he had not fired the shot, it is un- I necessary to describe his appearance \ more minutely. 1 Certainly it is difficult to imagine a two men more unlike than Short and \ Ryan, or less 1'able to bo mistaken for 1 each other, even by strangers, much j s less by their acquaintances. There was [ a no possibility here for a case of mis-; r taken identity. i \ Short and Ryan were tried together I t with their consent?Grey having asked a for and obtained a separate trial?and s each was defended by sejiarate counsel, t After the preliminary proof relating r to the post-morteni examination, tho 1 cause of death md the identification of f the body of the deceased as the person s named in the indictment, the common- r wealth called as its first witness a ? woman, Mary Bowen. She bore a bad i i reputation, but nobody questioned her i purpose to tell, reluctantly, it is true, t the whole truth. The prisoners were all her fri nds, and were constant vis- i itors to the drinking saloon of which ( she was proprietress, She was a! ( woman of powerful physique, almost i masculino frame, great force of char- ( acter and more than ordinary iutelli- J gence. ] * From her tastimony it appeared that I a colored woman with whom she had i had Some dispute had hit her on* the 1 lead with a stone and ran, anil tl :hree prisoners, coming up at tlio ni uont, started with hor up the street mrsuifc of the fugitive. Although tl iight was dark there was snow 011 il round, ami a gas-lamp near by ga mflicient light to enable one to recoi lize a person with ease some feet awa \fter running about one hundred van lie pursuers came to the corner of ? illev and stopped xinder the gas-lam )eing challenged by the deceased, wl vas in uniform, in company with one lis squad. She swore that when tl orporal called "halt," Short, whom si lad known intimately for years, r ilietl, " Go to " and while standii t her side, so that their elbows we ouching, both being immediately u ler the gaslight, he pulled out a piste >oir>tcd it at the deceased, who was foi >r live feet from him, and tired and th< an down the alley, the deceased purs ng him. She heard" four or live mo hots tired, and immediately the deeeas* eturned wounded, and Short disa >eared. While the shots were beii ired she saw both It*an and Grey stan ng at the corner some feet away fro ler, and after that they separated ar he went home. It was also proved th his alley was bounded on either si< iv liicli fences difficult to climb, and 1< v o ? / [own to a stream of water about fif ect wide ami three or four feet dee *o traces of footsteps were found in tl now excej't those of one man leadii lown into tins stream, and it was <n [out that the person who had fired Ik iot climbed either fence, but had wad< hrougu the stream and disappeared c he other side. The next witness was the soldier wl tood close by the deceased when tl irst shot was lired, and who, not knoi tig either of the prisoners, describe he person who had lired and ran dov he alley as the man with red hair ar ide whiskers, dressed in a light-bli rmy overcoat and white soft hat, ar ipou being directed to look at tl liree prisoners immediately identiiic ihort as the man whom ho had seen c" lie shooting. The testimony of these witnesses wi n nowise shaken upon cross-examin ion. Then the sworn ante-mortem stat lent of the deceased, taken by a magi rate, was read to the jury. He sai hat he had known Short personally f< ome time, but had never had any difl ulty with him. He fully identified hi: s the man who had lired the first sh< nd then ran down the alley, firing 01 hot after another until he fired tl ist and fatal shot almost in the face < lie deceased. He also fully describe lie clothing worn by yiJyjr^sit ha een described by the' These were rvli the witness?^ ecurrenee, e.%oept the prisoners then elves, and, of course, they could n< e heard. The case against Short seeme a be as conclusively made out ? hough a score of witnesses had swor liat they had seen him do the shootini 4-Krv nn/lrrn r?/M* I VILLI CI IUU J UU^V, LXXW J Uij uui vaj pectators entertained the sliglite: oubt of his guilt, and when tl e con lonwealth at this point closed its casi ; seemed as though the fatal rope W? I ready around liis neck and liis escaj ^possible. Kyau heaved a sigh of relief whic as audible throughout the who] ourt-room, for he was safe; there W? ot one word of testimony against liin r any circumstance tending to sho ny previous arrangement or concert ( ction between him and Short. After a whispered consultation b( iveen the counsel for the defense, oe f them rose and moved the court t ireet the jury to forthwith return erdict of "not guilty " as to Kyan, i rder that he might be called as a wi neb fiw nflioi- lirisfinnr. This xur jsisted by the district attorney, an fter lengthy and elaborate argument ae court decided that it was bound t rant the motion, and, accordingly Ivan was declared "not guilty" an ae verdict recorded. Then came a scene as dramatic t iose present as anything ever wi essed on the stage. Without an pening speech by fei^rt's counse [van, in obedience to a ?.od from h: ttorney, stepped out of the prisoner ock and into the witness-box, looke round the court-room, took up t'u iible and was sworn to tell " the trutl le whole truth and nothing but tb nth." Every head was bent forwarc very ear was on the alert, every ey xed on the witness?something star! rig was expected. Would he attemj ) show that Short had done tlie shool ig in self-defense? Tfiat seemed tii aly thing possible. But liow could li e believed in the face of the positiv istimonv of three witnesses, two c lem living and in the court-room, on f them dead?murdered? Kyan stood for a moment lookin own, and then slowly lifting his eye ) the bench, in a silence in which tb tiling of a feather might have bee card, he said: " May I ask the court a question ?" The venerable judge, evidently sui rised at being interrogated, looked ? im and said: "Certainly, sir." " I understand that I am acquitted, lid Ryan, pausing for a moment an ien continuing: "I want to kno' om the court whether anything I ma iy now can ever be used against me i av wav ? " What did he mean ? What need fc iat question? Everv one looked i is neighbor inquiringly. The Hushed face of tlxe judge showe iat he, at least, understood what leant?an attempt to swear his guilt Dmpanion out of the hangman's gras] lien, in a tone of unmistakable indij ation, came the answer: " I am sorry to say, sir, that nothin on may say now can be used again; ou; that is* on a trial for murder. Yo are been acquitted." Itvan's face grew, pale and then ret ad he said, slowly aud distinctly: " It was I who fired all the shotsot Short." Most of the faces in the eourt-rooi ore looks of incredulity; some of it if/nation at tlm hardennd wiekednes f the man who had just been declare nnoeent, and who, by his own stati .lent, had been guilty of murder, it' 1j ras not guilty of perjury. But quietly and calmly, without remor, as coolly as though he were d< cribing some trivial occurrence whit ie had casually witnessed, Ryan wei n, step by step, detailing all that ha iccurred, and when he had finished h tory there was probably not a perse resent who was not fully convinced n< 'lily that Ryan had told the simp ruth, but also that he had himself lire he fatal shot in self-defense, or at lea inder such circumstances of danger i could have led any jury to acquit liir He detailed how he had tired the fir hot from a small, single-barrel* >istol in the air without any purpo xcept to give his challenger a scar ,nd then ran down the alloy, and up< >eing closely pursued by the deceas< nth saber drawn and raised to strik ie was compelled to pull out a revolv ind lire several shots toward his pursue rho was rapidly gaining on him, to ke< limback; and when he had but oi hot left lie stumbled over a large stoi ,nd fell on his knees, and at M; uoment the deceased struck at hi vith the saber, cutting him slightly he cheek, and, being thus pressed, ] iined and fired the last shot, wliii ubsequently proved fatal. He furth old hov.% upon recovering his feet, ] an, waded through the st earn, ai inding that lie had lost his h it when ! ell, retraced his steps, recrossed itream, found the hat and then went i hotel, where he was seen by sevei vitnesses to dry his wet clothing. IJ nanner, his bearing and his story co inced his hearers that he was tellii he truth. But, ho that nothing might be war ng if any doubt remained intho min >f the judge or jury, witnesses of u loubted veracity were called who cc oborated him as to the condition of 1 . lothing and the cut on his cheek with fifteen minutes after the occurren< Besides, it was shown that, althouj ;he man who had fired had wad through the stream, Short's clothi spas perfectly dry. '# iie 1 It is unncessary to say that Short was o- , promptly acquitted ami warmly conin gratulated on one of the narrowest esae ' capes ever maile by any man in a courtie i room. Nothing could have saved him re ! had the court refused to direct the ac j- ] quittal ot Kvan ana allow mm to tesuiy. y. j The deceased corporal, the soldier ils ; and Mary Bo wen were?mistaken. That in was all there was about it. p, ; So much for the occasional unrelia10 bility of the direct testimony of honest of j eye-witnesses. le And so much, also, for giving the acle cused an opportunity to be heard on the e- witness-stand, the denial of which by ig the law is one of the relics of barbarism re which still disgraces its administration n- in some States at this late day. ,1, ur A Glimpse of Lisbon. Jn We floated this morning down the n* Tagus, the glittering panorama of the r? city unfolding before us. Its houses, "u built of creamy marble-iiKe stone, terP" raced the bill-sides, forming a stately staircase, down which Lisbon stepped l*' as a queen to the water's edge. We could not dispute her claim; whatever lc* city may be ranked first for beauty of situation, Lisbon can be classed no lower than second amoug all Jt* the cities of the globe. Its ^ wonderful atmosphere bathed all P* with a golden glamour. The tiled Je fronts of the houses, which, seen nearer, \S suggest patchwork bedquilt hung out *1" to air, flashed back the sunshine from uj their glazed surfaces like so many gems; dome and cupola, church tower and m palace facade, outlined themselves in graceful profile against llio sky, as ex10 quisite as a poet's dream, ami as uiiie real as some prehistoric legend. We ,VT did not wonder that Camoens attributed _ its foundation to the first Greek explorer who rounded the pillars of Hercules: id le " Ulysses, ho, though fated to destroy, l(\ On Asian ground the heaven-built towers of ie Tro-v> , On Europe's strand, more grateful to the skies, lo He bade the eternal walls of Lisbon rise." A nearer view of Lisbon's streets, while iS it dispels in a certain degree thevisiona niro onfhnntment-, of the distant meture. brings out details of licver-ceasing ine terest. Wg spend our days in long s- walks and drives up and down mounid tainous streets, that wind aud climb, 5r criss-cross, angle, and lose themselves !i- in labyrinthine tangles, blind alleys or m pleasant squares. We wonder alike at }t the bizarre costumes of the lower classes, le and the similarity to Americans ? ie or rather Parisian?styles displayed Df by the more well-to-do. We :d saunter along the quays, and d study fishermen ana Callegos. We a? i look up at the balconies ^raped bright rug or gay sliuwl, at the ?Mi l- colored awnings and windows, where a )t beautiful face shows against a dark -1 n t?amunnrifnormn !U I UUl'h^iUUUU 1AJIU U XlCUi LSluuircoijuu jyuiis trait. We scan the attractive windows n of the goldsmiths' shops in the llua I. Aurea, or jingle along ill the Americano, le as they christen the open street-car, it through the Broadway of the city, which i- leads to the Belem suburb. The peoe, pie live much upon the street, and ts it is here that thej are to be studied >e to the best advantage. The houses of the poor open to it, and we have h a full view of the home life from the le narrow sidewalk. In the more elegant is quarter the wistaria droops in purple 1, festoons over the balustrades which w edge the roof, while spots of rosy pink )f or vivid scarlet tell of blossoming olean ders or cacti, for the roof of one row of houses often forms its own garden, or e that of the houses upon the next tero race. These hanging gardens reminded a the eccentric Beckford of places of inn terment, "as if the deceased inhabit tants of the palace were sprouting up in is the shape of prickly-pears, Indian tigs, d gaudy hollyhocks, and peppery capsi:s cums." o Here and there roofs of red semi ?, cylindrical tiles projected over the d house-fronts, suggesting the fluted frill of au old lady's cap. Everywhere o there were sparkling color and dazzling t- light. Sometimes the tiles on the y fronts of the houses formed mosaics of 1, gigantic figures, vases of flowers and is baskets of fruits; now and then, above s' some rusty lantern, which in Southey's d time served the double purpose of illue ruinating the streets and burning in honor 1, of the sacred pictures above them, the e tiles shaped themselves into Madonnas I, martyrs in flames, and saints in glory? e a circumstance which called from the t- merry poet the bon ?not, " These saints >t are the most enlightened personages in t- Lisbon." If the streets of Lisbon were e dark in Southey's time they have blazed e with light since the advent of gas; the e poor saints alone remaiuin the obscurity n of the Dark Ages.?Harper's Magazine. e ?? Lemons for Smallpox, g An Ironton (0.) physician treated S hims-elf for smallpox with lemon juice, r> on/7 rnnoi-fc tllf> nV?iflTlfl ns n follows : I squeezed all tiie juice I possibly could out of one lemon into the glass, to which I added about two tar blespoorss of water, and drank it. I it then opened the rind and suclted the balanco of the juice. In about twenty " miautes I took another lemon, and used d it in the same manner. In a short time <v I felt very cold, as if I was lying in close y proximity i o a large mass of snow or ice. n My pulse had dropped to sixty. 1 shut my eyes to see if the unpleasant visions >r were gone. I not only found they were it gone, but by placing my hand upon my head, I found the pox on my head had d gone also. My head was bathed with it grumousJikc fluid which had exuded y j from the pox. It stained the napkin I x I ha l applied to wipe it oil". It seemed I as if each had given up its contents and I wilted down to a level with the surface, g | The same had taken place with those it , upon my face. My board was glued toil | aether with the same kind of fluid, j Those upon my neck had not bunted, i, i uut nau. siirunK away ana uimmisneu m | size considerably. I laid down and slept - two hours comfortably. I awoke, I presume, from cold, although I had n plenty of cover over me and the lire was i- still burning in the grate. I felt so well js pleased that I took a little more lemon d juice. I kept my pulse at from sixty to 3- ! sixty-seven for thirty-s:x hours, when all ie eruptions and cievations had disapI peired from my skin. I then bid good_ ! i? i??? u j tu 1U111U1I JU1UU illiu r>iuiiixj/is,x. a- j strongly am I convinced in the power of h lemon juicc to abort any and every ease it j of smallpox, if administered as I ad,d ministered it to myself, that I look upon is it as a specific of as much certainty and m power iu smallpox as quinine is in init i termittent fever. I therefore publish le my experiment, hoping every physician d having a case of smallpox will give it a st | fair trial and report the result to me. is ? n. | Deeds of Peculiar Atrocity, st i There occurred on Saturday and ;d | Sunday nights, pays a recent issue of se the New York Krenhtg Post, two epie, . sodes so peculiarly shocking that the )n heart almost stands still in the pres;d ' ence of their atrocity and horror. Pate, rick Qninlan, an umbrella maker, shot er : his mother last night in the head and r, ! arm with a revolver. She is likely to 3p die, and thus to atone for her offense ne | against her son, which was that of rene fusing to give him money with which lis ; to buy drink. A similar, if less frightm ful, crime was that of Rossi Smith, who in on Saturday night broke her mother's lie leg with a chair because she interfered i*h to prevent the dutiful daughter from er assaulting her father. AVe have unhaptio pily seen of late years to.i nuny proofs id of a weakening sense of the obligation lie to honor their fathers and mothers, or, lie indeed, anybody or anything else on to the part of the younger members of the id community, and that, it may be added, [is in no one social grade. But that such n- impiety should go the length of the inag tliction of grievous bodily hurt, and, yet further, to assassination, seems allt most incredible. One cannot well read ds ' of such things without wishing to fol.n low the familiar-precedent of old llome. )r- This was furnished at a time when 110 lis punishment was s;?t down in the statin ! utes for the crimo of parricide. Such :e. I a crime was deemed impossible. Bud gh i when at last a miscreant appeared who ad | was capable cf committing it, he was ng forthwith sewn up in a saikand pitched i into the Tiber. , |FARM, GARDEN AM) HOUSEHOLD Clover nml Rye for IIohm, ! In my experience, says a writer, I have | found nothing bo profitable for hog j pasture as clover and rve, and I think rye preferable, and the reason they are better than timothy, bine grass aud all j similar grasses is they remain more j tender for a longer period than other j grasses, which so soon become wiry and | hard, partaking of the nature of hay, | and I have never known hogs to thrive I on it, although other stock does. To I use rye profitable for pasture fali rye I ..t K- t nnofum nn,l H11UU1U UtJ OUWU 1U1 Oj'UU^ spring rye for later pasture, and by not pasturing too long and too close 'there will be considerable head out, jwhich when ripe will,with the weeds that naturally grow among grain, make;good pasture | until time to commence feeding corn, I at least such is my experience. As to j using any of the grasses for hog pasturo, II would prefer a weed pasture, and I I will hero say that I am of opinion if some of the weeds so eagerly eaten by hogs wero domesticated and properly cultivated they would prove more satisfactory for hog pasture than anything used of grass kind. Wlmt Size Trc-en to liny. Purchasers of trees often mane the mistake of supposing that the larger the tree bought the greater the gain. Nuri serymen, who of all men should know ! as toithis, say that there is absolutely j nothing gained by buying large trees. ! This applies, of course, in a general sense. If a tree could be removed every few years, so as to have an abundance of fibrous, or small roots, there would bo no check on removal, and such a tree would never become too large to move profitably. The general run of trees are not treated thus, and so the larger the tree the less likely is it to have many roots, and as a conseq\ience the ti'fi: must either be pruned back severely, or let alone to make a weak growth, and perhaps die. The best way is to get a medium tree, treat it we'll, and it will give far more satisfaction than a large one would have done, without much doubt. wnron crtiM. Let the war on weeds begin early and keep it up without cessation. Whenever there is the shadow of a chance weeds assert themselves, and if not quickly subdued eoon monopolize pastures, meadows, fields and gardens. A sovereign remedy for most weeds is thorough cultivation. A weedy field planted to com and cultivated early and late, especially early, for a season or two, will generally lose even tho toughest characters among extraneous Marp-toothed cultivator much, and where this s will finish the rest, practicable to place slds under continued i may be accomplished I by digging noxious growths up by the roots, mowing them down repeatedly or smothering them out, according as they propagate from seed, root, or from both. To carry on the war intelligently farmers must know somewhat of the nature and growth of tho weeds. "White daisies, one of the worst pests meadows have to contend with, spread from both root and seed; they should be dug out, there fore, before the blossom matures, that the seed crop for that year may be destroyed as well as the germ which produces the stem and blossom the next. This, by the way, is most readily accomplished when the ground is soft from recent ruin. The Bame may bo said of the iron-weed that is of similar habit. Burdocks will finally succumb to repeated cuttings provided they are cut three or four inches under the surface. Elders and briers may in time be overcome by repeated mowings and then nocf.nrinff with Milkweed can *~o ""? X' - ? be exterminated by continued cuttings, never allowing tlie plant to show long above ground. Plantain, if not permitted to mature its seed for two years, will die out. May and August are fitting months in which to mow such weeds as succumb from loss of leaves. The Canada thistle is perhaps most quickly checked by the rank growth of some field crop which overtops it and smothers it out. Great care should be exercised to prevent all classes of weeds from forming their seed. ?New York World. Culture of Celerv. Celery needs rich, friable, deep soil, and much moisture. It is very impatient of any check. The best of treatment will not restore plants that have been once stunted to a condition of free, tender growth until much time has been lost, and the season probably passed. It grows very slowly at first, and does not endure transplanting well when large. So, as it must have the whole season in order to attain large size?growing best when the air is rather cool and humid?it is customary to sow the seed in a small bed or frame in May, to set the plants out, four inches apart, as soon as they can be handled, and then lifting them t<? their final rows, where they must be much further apart, in ground that has been well manured for some such early crop as potatoes, onions, or peas. The hot weather which ripens these also stops the growth of the celery. During this partial rest?in July?the celery plants can be lifted each with a good ball, or else carried with the roots in water or otherwise moist; and then, if set neatly and rapidly, and watered freely, they will grow on without drooping, and the barbarous practice of covering them completely dark witli boards need not be resorted to. If there are slugs is the soil, set bran to attract them to their death, or keep the surface rough and dusty, impassable to them by frequent strewing of sifted dry coal ashes or charred rubbish. *- ?- ? at _ i ?i., , ? ill growing me iur^u bui w moic io much advantage in setting them*iii compact rows?generally a double row, plants six inches apart?in the bottom of a narrow t.-encli. Here they have cooler and moister air through August, and when the stems are largo enough to be earthed up in order to blanch them it is done with less earth and labor. But the soil must be deep and rich, for it is absolutely necessary that the roots have prime soil to extend into. Fine friable soil or sifted ashes is necessary for the earthing up. It must only surround the stems, and not come in the way of the new leaves shooting up out of ti e central plumule. Little rings of tin, of two or three inches diameter for medium sized sorts, are convenient to hold the stems erect; for they naturally incline to spread, and are apt to break if bent much. The rings guide them upward, and are easily slipped higher when earthing, saving time and trouble. The earthing should be deferred until a good growth has been made, yet it must be done while there is yet two or three weeks of September or October growth, as neither tin leaves nor the stems whiten merely by being kept in the dark?warm and growth are requisite for it. Celery stored in a dark cellar at a low temperature (just above freezing) will come out with the leaves of as fine a green I as wheu put in, and stems equally unchanged. A grower on a large scale I keeps his celery by leaving the middle of three or five rows staud in place, ridged up. The rows on each side are I dug about November 1, and the plants | set leaning against the ridge of the I middle row, with tops down. The whole j is covered with soil. Manure or straw j is added before December, and boards j may cover all. The plants dug and rc' versed come out with leaves green and stems entire?in better ordei than the j row left in place, in which there may j be, here and there, a plant touched j with rot. Although celery wants much j moisture while growing, it cannot en: dure wet while in its winter sleep, either I either about the feet or head.?Nmr I 1 ork Tribune. Ittcl J?C'M. AsparagusOmeiiKt.?Boil two pounds j of tender, fresh-cut asparagus in very , little water, with a small portion of salt, | or, what is better still, ste.im the asparj agus without water until it is tender I chop it very fine, mix it with the yolks of five, ar.d whites of three, well-beaten eggs, and two tablespoonfuls of swcc: cream, fry anil serve quite hot. Ghekn Pea Son*.?Put two quarts of green peas with four quarts of water, boil for two hours, keeping the steam waste supplied by fresh boiling water? then strain them from the liquor, re turn that to the pot, rub the pens through a sieve, chop an onion fine, and a small sprig of mint, let it boil ten minutes, then stir a tablespoonfu! of flour into two of butter, and pepper and salt to taste, stir it smoothly in*o the boiling soup. Serve with well-buttcicd sippets of toasted bread. Apple Jelly.?Make a syrup of a pound of sugar, putting in sulficient water to dissolve it. When boiled e nough lay in it the peeled und cored halves of some large sour apples. Let them simmer till tender, then lay them carefully in a dish so that they will remain unbroken and in good shape. Add another pound of augar to the syrup, let it boil, skim it and when partly cool pour it over the apples. When the dish gets cold each dainty piece of apple will be surrounded by a delicious jelly. Eat with cream. Strawberry Custard.?Make a nice boiled custard of a quart of tmilk and j tilt; \Ulti.fi ui ii\u e&ga pupcuj oncuiencd. Boil in a double kettle till it thickens to the right consistency; take it ofl' the fire and put in the flavoring. Tako a gill of sugar and a pint of ripe 1 hemes; crush them together and pass through a fine strainer. Take the whites of four of the eggs, and while beating them to a stiff froth add a gill of sugar, a little at a time. "Then to the sugar and eggs add the sweetened strawberry juice, beating all the while to keep it stiff. This makes a beautiful pink float, which is to be placed on top of the custarl. Quaker Omelet.?A quaker omelet is a handsome and sure dish when care is taken iu the preparation. Throe eggs, half a cup of milk, one and a half table/vP / ??? An A InnonnAn Will UI.-5 UJ. WXU uuu kwuo|/uuufill of salt, one tablespoonftd of butter. Put the omelette pan and a cover that will fit close on to heat. Beat the yolks of the eggs, the corn starch and the salt very well together. Beat the whites to a stiff froth, add to the well-beaten yolks and corn starch. Stir all together very thoroughly, then add the milk. Now put the butter in the hot pao; and when melted pour in the mixture, cover and pla?e on the stove where it will brown but i>ot burn. Cook about seven minutes, fold, turn on a hot dish and serve with the cream sauce. The City of Tunis. _ An Italian proverb says, " Sec Naple3 and then die," and there is also an Arabian saying to the same effect as regards Tunis; but to the European traveler the Mohammedan city, with its mosquos, its minarets, its huge pr.lrns and fig trees, and, above all, tbe great fortress that dominates its site, will always be preferred. Unfortunately,, on landing the pleasing illusion is ev>on/Iili7 nrwl tlinf ?*1iir*li fmnpfirpil .VUV, -1-1 from afar as a succession of fine streets and princely residencss is found to be a labyrinth of small lanes, the buildings generally in a wretched state of dilapidation and the narrow roadways filthy.in the extreme. Evidently there has never been any recognized plan in its construction, but of late years, especially since the occupation of Algeria by the French, the influence of European residents has resulted in ameliorating and beautifying some of the open sites with which the city is studded, but which are mostly dedicated to cemeteries and to the ruins of palaces and strongholds that mark the salient history of Tunis since its foundation in the birth of our civilization. The city may be divided into three parts, respectively devoted to the Europeans, the Arabs and the Jews. The square in which ia situated the Exchange presents a fine appearance, being built with some semblance of regularity, and containing the abode3 of the consuls and rich foreign residents. This quarter assumes the liveliest and most picturesque appearance during the j l.i fir I1/-1MTQ nf flirt /lnT7 wllfin Avn.lv Moor, Turk, Frank and Jew meet in [ this, the principal mart of the northern | coast of Africa, where are to bo found all the products of this magnificent but as yet poorly explored continent. The upper part of the city, forming a species of amphitheater, is inhabited by the Mussulmans, and on the summit is the Knslah or citadel, which is | justly celebrated for its Oriental magnificence, the approaches being embellished with massive Roman and Saraconic ruins, with fountains shaded by marble porticos wrought with the most intricate and elaborate devices, with the upper spaces studded with palm and other tropical trees. Tho citadel itself must have formed c. redoubtable stronghold during the middle ages, but with modern artillery its heavy enibattlements could be breached in a few hours. It contains many monuments dedicated to tho kings of Tunis, some huge towers on which are cut various ' texts from the koran, and an armory [ dating from the time of Charles Y., of Spain, containing a most valuable collection of military trophies. There is also an arsenal, ! a powder manufactory, aud depots for j provisions and supplies; indeed, the j citadel is almost a complete city of * itself, with its arcades, its galleries, its j vaults and subterranean passages, in | which, without a guide, it would be as I easy to lose one's way as in the cata- j combs of Home. From the ramparts j is a most maguiticent view, but the chief tlir ovfl l'v flirt llPv'fi TialllCP. I the Darel-bey, which is justly considered as the finest type yet extant of the Moresque style of architecture, and superior even to the Alhambra in the beauty of its lace-like ornamentation and the brilliancy of the colored marble with which it is chiefly adorned. This | superb building shows in all its purlieus j that strange mingling of misery and j magnificence that since the days of; " Haroun-Al-Raschid" and the " Thousand and One Nights" appears to l>e inevitable in all oriental palaces not subject to European rule.?S<ni Francisco Chronicle. Ai'twuus Ward's Donkey Valve. A onvfrt?r>nn<lnnfc of the Portland Press relates this humorous anecdote of Artemus Ward: llulf a dozen of his associates were sitting one day in his room at the village hotel where he boarded, when an old woman drove up to the store opposite with a pair of donkeys?a Jack and Jenny?hitched to a li tie wngon. Jack was the noisiest brute in the country. He had a voice worse than the handle of tho town puuip on a frosty morning, and was proud of it. In a minute bis- tail rose I to a horizontal, his nose was thrust for- ! ward, his lips parted and the beast bh w his dreadful blast. A second and a third time it was repeated. Artemus quietly thonght " that thing might be fixed," and disappeared from the room, lie went over and appeared to make a careful inspection of the forewlieels of a wagon, the harness and the hitclmp, and i came back saying that tho donkey was j all right; tho brute must have made a j mistake about something. Presently there were indications of a movementj on Jack's part; the neck was extended, j the lips curled and tho tail rose ?to the pivotal point, and no further. The trumpet didn't sound. Jack thought there was a mistake somewhere? hesitated?reflected?and tried again. The front part, some of it, was all right; but tho equilibrium could j not be reached. After a time an- j other attempt was made and failed, i Jack turned his head round to ascertain the cause of the failure, but couldn't see any. The fifth vain attempt to bray was followed by a spiteful kick at Jenny; but it didn't cure the matter. At last he gave it up and stood at that store door the most dejected-looking, discontented donkey in existence. Meantime Arlemus enjoyed the fun and discharged a rattling fusilade of pungent humor that kept the party in a roar, aud made the whole a flair one of the most ludicrous that I ever experienced. Artemus had attached a heavy stone to tli6 donkey's tail, leaving just play enough to tho cc-id to allow the beast to get his tail nearly up to " concert pitch." FACTS A VI) COMMENTS. | The czar of Russia rules over an undermined empire, and occasionally some portion of the explosive elements, crop! ping out. of the surface, is observed. 1 This is the real significance of the incident of the other day, when a mine ol gunpowder was found under a stone j bridge at a steamer lauding in St. Petersburg. The arrest of a couple oi naval lieutenants at (Jronstadt tor anI stracting dynamite from the imperial j stores only shows how slight a hold the j czar has on his own picked officers. I The assize court at Heilbronn, in ! Wurtemberg, had lately before it a case j which is probably unique in criminal annals. A laborer, who was laid up | with a broken leg, was charged with embezzlement and was summoned to appear before the judge d'instruction. Overwhelmed with the disgrace, perhaps unable to exculpate himself, he ordered his son to hang him. The son, who was also a laborer, obeyed his father's wish, and carried him to the house loft, where he hung him effectively from one of the beams. The court sentenced the son to imprisonment for three years and nine Some of the Nihilists, who are known as " Federalists," have drawn up a scheme of reorganization which they propose to bring forward after the destruction of the present political regime. According to this scheme Russia would be split up into a number of small free states, which would only be connected with each other by a congress and a president, like the United States of America. Small and self-governing states are, they say, the primitive forms of Russian political life; it was only Ivan the Terrible and his successor who, with the help of the Tartars, created the present centralized and autocratic empire. Such a scheme would, it is believed, find favor with many members oi the constitutional party, who feel the difficulty of governing a nation of 80,000,000 of people by a single central parliament, and also with some of the " old Russians," who dream of establishing, in opposition to the civilization of tlin "West,, an imnroved civilization based on the institutions of ancient llussia. In the Nineteenth Century Mrs. Bun advocates a reform in dealing with the problem of crime which deserves careful consideration and which will commend itself to common sense on this side of the Atlantic as well as on the other. She points out the fact which both moralists and novelists have emphasized before this, that the seeds ol crime are sown in young hearts before boys and girls have reached their teens, and that to leave little children to grow up under circumstances which almost drive them into pilfering and then punish them because they become thieves is at once an injustice and a folly. She proposes to cut off the supply of our prisons, and eveif tff-8ttr- refQnn schools, by putting the street Arabs under" ten years of age into homes no one of which should contain more than fifty or sixty cliildrcn. who should bo under the charge of carefully-instructed matrons, and should be clothed, fed and properly trained, and eventually provided with places where a healthful and productive industry would become possible for them. " There is a new kind of fiend in existence," said a postoliice detective to a correspondent of the Philadelphia Uncord, " the postal card fiend, who came into existence with that species of epistolary effusion. The nuisance is a much greater one than you can imagine. No one who is not connected with the service can imagine the number of scurrilous cards sent .out. Ladies come to us ?some of them belonging to the first f.imilioii nf nnr r.it.v?vlin nrfl nlmnsfc heartbroken over the open missives they liave received. They do not want to exposo the matter?often it is the result of some family foud?and so all we can do is to stop the cards here, while the villain is allowed to go free. I have heard of a case lately where a young wife was assailed in reputation by a former lover?rejected of course? who kept just within the boundary of the law. The insinuating language was sufficiently veiled to keep the young husband uneasy, while it ate deep into the young bride's heart. It will kill her, as she is dying slowly of the inward wound. Of course ten years in prison would be light punishment for such a fiend, but these people always calculate on an unwillingness to prosecute on account of fears of publicity." An illustration of the value of revaccination is afforded by a report just fur nished by the cmet metucai otncer 01 tbo general postoflice in England. This report relates to an average number of 10,504 persons employed in the postal service in London, ail of whom have been required to undergo revaccination on admission to the service, unless that operation has been performed within seven years previously. Among these persons, during the ten years 1870-1879, there has not been a single fatal case of smallpox, and in only ten instances have there been non-fatal attacks, all of which were of a very slight character. In the telegraph department, where the enforcement of revaccination has not been carried out with quite the same completeness, twelve cases have occurrjd in the same period among a staff averaging 1,458 in number. Eight of these attacks were of persons who had not been revaccinated, and one proved fatal. The remaining four were of revaccinated persons, who all perfectly recovered without pitting. This experience, like that of the nurses at the smallpox hospitals, seems to show that revaccinated persons enjoy absolute immunity from severe attacks of smallpox 1- . * .12,. ami mat tneir hsk 01 caiumug mm ui?ease at all, even in its most modilied form, is infinitesimal. Homeliest Man in the World. Of a Chinese dwarf who arrived recently in New York, a Herald reporter says: Che-Mali, who is celebrated as the homeliest man extant, is a native of Ningpo, China, where he was born forty-fonr years ago. His exact height is two feet, which leaves a difference between himself and his fellow-countryman, Chang, of exactly seventy-two inches?of course in the latter's i'uvor. For some eight months these two whims of nature traveled through Europe together, drawing large crowds wherever they went. This is the dwarf's first visit to America. To look at he is a remarkable specimen of human nature, and, judging by his face and hair, has more the appearance of a Japanese than a Chinaman. He grows a thick goatee and well cultivated mustache. The top of his head is somewhat bold, but it is well fringed by long, jet black hair. His face is round and full and his eyes betoken determination. Both his hands and feet are small even for so diminutive a person. Under the armpits and cross the chest ho measures within a fraction of his height, while a No. 5 hat tits him loosely and his boots measure barely five inches in length. The length of his legs is eleven inches. The " Drummer " System. At a recent meeting of tho Leeds Industrial Co-operative society, the largest in the world, having a membership of 18,000, to consider whether the society should join tho wholesale society, one of the delegates said " he had been told by a gentleman who had reliable information upon the point, that there were no fewer than 10,000 commercial travelers in tho United Kingdom, and that tho railway fares, hotel and other expenses of these men averaged 850 each per week. That meant that there was a sum of 85,000,000 a week paid to people for going about the country to tell people where certain articles are made, and persuading people to buy them. Rothschild, one of| Lord Beaconsfield's executors, says he has evidence that before he died Beaconsfield returned to the . ^wiahjaitli. HEALTH HINTS. Cornsilk is said to be ail efficient , and powerful remedy for d opsy, blad' der troubles and diseases of the kidneys. The Louisville Medical Neirs gives an account of the medical properties of nnrncillr nil/1 tlio onrM til (if. Vtavfi hfiflTl ( effected by its use. The way to use it is to' take two double-handfuls of fresh cornsilk and boil in two gallons of wator until but a gallon remains. Add ^ sugar to make a syrup. Drink a tum, bier of this thrice daily, and it will relieve dropsy by increasing the flow of the urine most enormously. Other diseases of the bladder and kidneys are 1 benefited by the remedy, which is | | prompt, efficient and grateful to the 1 stomach. The treatment can be con* tinned for months without danger or , 1 inconvenience, \ A foreign physician T?ho has devoted j considerable time and study to the sub ject, furnishes tlie following recijie for | inducing clearness of complexion : One ounce of honey, three ounces of ground , bai ley, and the white of an egg mixed to | a paste, and spread thickly over the | face before retiring. In the morning it is to be washed off with warm water, ; wetting the surface with a sponge and letting it soften first. This application \ is to be repeated each night until the < skin becomes fine and soft. In addition a daily bath in tepid water, followed < with vigorous nibbing, is advised. This recipe is probably as good as any, and has the merit of being quite simple and harmless. If you are going to try only a part of this recipe, take the bath and the nibbing. ; To prevent hair from falling out or turning grey, take a teacupful of dried sage, and boil it in a quart of soft water | for twenty minutes. Strain it off and add a ]>itce of borax the size of an English walnut; pulverize the borax. Put the sage tea, when cool, into a quart bottle; ; add the borax; shake well together, and , keep in a cool place. Brash the hair thoroughly and rub the wash well on 1 ti e head with the hand. Then after a ^aa/1 Uav/1 viiiV\1\1 nr* f 1?n lioiv TOaII (?UUll UUIU lUUUllljj, yjl uou uuc limi. nsu before a fire so it will become dry. \ The following is said to be a remedy I for weak or sore eyes: Get a five-cent cake of elder flowers at the druggist's and steep in one gill of soft water. It must be steeped in bright tin or earthenware. Strain nicely, and add three drops of laudanum ; bottle it tight and 1 keep in a cool place. Use as a wash, ' letting some of it. get into the eyes. ' Follow this, and relief is certain. If the 1 eyes are painful or much sore, make 1 small, soft compresses, wet them in the 1 mixture and bind over the eyes at night. ; I can warrant the above as harmless and sure, having tried it in a number o 1 cases where other skill and remedies had utterly failed. If the eyes u*" badly inflamed, use it very freely. A 1 tea made of elder flowers and drank, will help to cleanse the blood. Pure rock salt and water will strengthen your | eyes if you bathe them daily in it. Florida's Everglades. ~ -- -.Governor Bloxham, of Florida, hasbeen city for several days, and huo received*1"iT^gAod^deal of attention from capitalists interesteThicKliis State. The governor met a Press reporfweour teously, and was questioned in reference to the scheme of Philadelphia capital1 ists to drain the Everglades. "What effect," asked the reporter, " will the drainage of the Everglades have on the future of the State of Florida?" , ' "It will give to the State an immense area of territory for settlement which is now useless, and will open up the finest,^ region of tropical Florida. This will have the effect of increasing the population and the wealth of the State." "What is the nature of the land which it is proposed to reclaim ?" " A large portion of it is a rich alluvial soil, capable of producing sugar, jute, etc., and every tropical and semitroniwil fruit. T,a.rrrpt nortinns of the country are very well adapted to the raising of sugar. Cane grows to per- 1 fection, and only requires planting once in eight- or ten years. You probably 1 know that in far Southern latitudes 1 sugar cane sprouts without replanting; I we call it' ratooning,' that is, growing 1 from the roots of the former crops. All a planter has to do is to cultivate his ground and the cane springs up without 1 any further attention on his part. This saves him not only a good deal of labor, but a large exponse for the seed. All of the sugar-caije-growing land which will bo reclaimed by the drainage of the ; Everglades will be of this description." ' "As to the question of the feasibility : of the plan. Is that settled ? "Yes. Competent engineers, both in the government service and those 1 employed i>y ttie Jfiniaaeipma company, have fully demonstrated the feasibility of the drainage of a large portion of the country around Lake Okeechobee, variously estimated at. from siven to twelve millions of acres. This land will be very valuable. On the Upper Caloosahatchee are some of the most productive lands in the State, and these will bo reclaimed by the Philadelphia company." " How do the people of tho Stuto regard the enterprise V " j t," Most favorably. We want emigration and capital, come from whatever source it may. We give the Northern emigrants a hearty welcome and look 1_ i- ii ;4.?i lurgeij iu tut; uupum ui mo xwiuix ivx the development of the State. The Philadelphia capitalists engaged in the matter of draining the Everglades have shown great energy and pluck, and I have every confidence that they will put the scheme through to the great benefit 1 of the State and to their own profit." "\yill there be any question about J the title of the Philadelphia company , to their portion of the reclaimed lands?" 1 "None whatever. This laud was given to the State for the purposes of drain- J age and reclamation by the United States, and the board of trustees of what is known as the International Improvement fund, have absolute and undisputed right to make the contract which has been made with the Philadelphia company. Under that contract the company receives one-half of all the 1 laud reclaimed, and there can be no 1 possible question raised as to the title." j ?Philadelphia Press. , , 1h Dnnlo < l'viiiiuu iJArtiiiiuu.i us uu^iui Sophia Perofskaja is the iirst woman ever judicially hanged in Russia, and, in fact, the only woman executed in the czar's dominions since 1719, in which year a governess named Mary Hamilton had her head publicly cut off?proba- , bly with a sword - at St. Petersburg, ( for having made away with her three ] illegitimate children. Twenty-live { years after that event Elizabeth, ( daughter of Peter the Great, abolished the punishment of death, and it. has ( never been reintroduced into the Rus- , sian criminal code since. Hence, y when any one commits a more than ] 1 usually atrocious crime in Russia, in t order that the death punishment may y be awarded, the criminal must be tried ( by a military tribunal, as was done in , the case of all the Nihilists who have , been tried during the last three years, ; or else by a special high court of jus- ] tice like the courts which tried Solovieff | for tiring at the late czar in St. Peters- ] burg (April, 1879), and the persons who ] ultimately succeeded in taking his life, i Making Charcoal. The manner of making charcoal is i | everywhere the same and is described < I as follows: A convenient spot in the 1 j midst of a timber forest is selected, and j ; a compact conical shaped mound, about 1 nine feet high, is formed of two lengths : of wood placed perpendicular with an i I inclination to the center. The pile is then : j covered with several inches ot sod and i loam and made perfectly air-tig!it. Fire | is introduced through air holes made 1 j around the base of the mound, and allowed to smolder for twenty days, or until all watery matter has been expelled by heat. During the process of combustion constant watchfulness and care are necessary to prevent the admission of air enough to ignite the wood. The result of the burning of six cords of wood is 100 to 150 bushels of charcoal. Dead timber, caused by forest fires or age, will not make charcoal. Waste Forces. How to apply and economize the waste forces of the world are the problems which scientists and mechanicians are constantly trying to solve. It is an undisputed fact that the moqfc powerful natural agents have ."ltogether escaped, or but reluctantly succumbed to, the guiding hand of man. The force the younf men spend in twirling their canes listlessly in the air, if seized upon and concentrated, would turn all the grindstones in the world, but it would not necessarily sharpen the wits of the cane twirlers. The amount of breath blown through the lips of the world's whistlers, exclusive of that which shapes itself into a tune, would make a continuous tradewind that would send all the shipping of this country, including the navy, around the world and back. If the quick, jerky motion the young men affect when tipping their hats to their lady acquaintances could bo utilized, it would furnish power for a catapault that would send every circus performer in the country clean through the canvas in search of a $200 prize comet. The time wasted by young ladies in preparing their toilets that they may make a sensation on the street, would give three days extra " grace" to every outstanding Aiuuiiuy iu me wuriu* The smoke from cigars, pipes and cigarettes that is now all mingled with the atmosphere to its gTeat detriment, if condensed and nsed would smoke all the bacon Chicago and Cincinnati cure. The morning " chin music" over kindling the fire, which always results in an unpleasant, cross breakfast, could be attuned into one grand anthem of discord that would establish shouting communication with the moon. The steady rise and fall of the maternal hand upon youug hopefuls of the land, all wasted, would furnish atrip hammer with force enough to forge an axle on which the world might turn. The gentle swaying to and fro of the fan by the women of the world, if harnessed into one grand hurricane, would set every windmill in creation wiinwirk/v rt lltrnlw voffl fliof Q11 fVl Q 1 UUJLUii^ UU OUVU at I VIJf AUtv i/umvum vuv corn and wheat could be ground into flour by them. The turning of the gates on their hinges as Arabella and Augustus fondly lean upon them, would furnish power enough to saw all the wood in the country. This doesn't say that Augustus had better be sawing wood, but we think he had. The burning of needless gas and kerosene, even though burned low, for the benefit of our courting population, is an awful waste. If it could be concentrated into one grand caloric furnace it would boil all the potatoes and roast all the meat that a world could eat at a picnic. The continual stream of beer, gin and whisky that is pouring down the throats of our young men, would turn all the water wheels in creation, and we are not sure but it would, if applied to the Keely motor, start the solar system along at a more rapid rate. This list of waste forces could be extended without limit. We only dropped these few hints in order to give a practical turn to the mind of those thoughtless individuals who are, for the most part, responsible for the great waste of parcel that is going on in the world. Ifyou lriiligine that you were placed in the world for~"BQ? purpose whatever, look out for the wa&t$ forces, and get about the business of ybU?Jife in ?&n earnest manner; the quicker the tetter. ?New Haven Ji agister. . Naming Her Baby. the Bay City train the other day was a'tf^man with a baby about eight months olcf,'and in tlid- 26*1 seat back was an old man who couldn't sic?stilly until he had said: " That's a baby you have there, isn't it V" 'Yes, sir." "About a veer old, isn't he?" "Mercy, no! He's hardly eight months old yet!" " Twii'f oli 9 Woll T'm tlifl frtthftr nf nine children, but it's been so long since I've seen a baby that I've forgotten how they ought to look. Is he i girl?" "No, sir; he's a boy." " Jast me, agin. I never can tell one from t'other. Is he purty healthy ?" "Oh, yes." "Squall much nights?" "Never squalls at all." "Don't, eh? That's the kind of a young 'un I like to see around. My Samuel din nothing but howl for the first two years, Sarah was alius sick, Moses fell out of the cradle and broke bis arm, and something or other alius r?-i1r\/3 Arnvr r\f flm Inf. TTO TTQ VAT! AUUU DTCiJ VUU VA tiiV AW Hi ^Xitrv vv? name J this babv yet ?" "No, sir." "Haven't, eh! Say?" " Yes, sir." " 'Sposen you call him arter me? My fust name is Jefferson, and they Jeff me for short. I've got two ?10 gold pieces here for him if you want to call hi 31 Jefferson.1' "I'll do it!" promptly replied the woman. ' That's business. Here's the cash and the boy is named Jefferson, arter me. Lemme kiss him about four times." The baby was duly kissed aid congratulated,'and at the next station he left the train with his mother. The old man was tickled half to death over the matter, until the conductor came along ind asked: " Did you pay her anything to name that baby after you ?" "Yes?twenty dollars. He's a clipper, and don't you forget it." " And so is his mother. She's down in the Detroit House of Correction, and the woman who had him takes care of him for two dollars a week !" "N-o-a!" " Fact." The old man's jaw fell, his eyes remained fixed on the ceiling for a minute, and then he fell back in his seat with the exclamation: " Chaw me! Everybody has called me a fool for the past twenty years, and now I know they were right, conductor!" "Yes." ? - a ? " riease mop me uuur h?u mo ?uu break my neck, and step on me a thoulaud times, and then throw the mangled svreck into some swamp, for I won't be no more good in this world ["?Detroit Free Press. A Hig Hennery. A correspondent of the New England Farmer describes the hennery on the jstate of Mr. John W. Brooks, at Ea~t Milton, Mass., and the mechanical irrangements for hatching and rearing jhickens: The buildings consist of four ranges >f coops, each 170 feet long by fifteen vide. The southern side is provided vith large windows occupying nearly lalf the front side of the building, and ilso with sliding wooden ventilators, vhich can be all thrown open or closed ogether by means of a simple attachnent of wire running the whole length the building. There is room for 1,200 hens. The incubator used is iieated by a couple of lamps atone end; | :he eggs are in trays under a tank of liot water, and the temperature is regulated by a metallic rod over the eggs, which, by its contraction or expansion, breaks or completes an electric circuit, which acting on a clock work escapement gives power enough to open or close the ventilators. The machine is bulky and expensive, but it does very good work, having hatched from seventy to eighty per cent, of the eggs placed in it. It holds 750 eggs at a time. The chicks, as fast as hatched, are placed in small paper boxes lined with flannel and kept warm till they dry off, when they are ready for the artificial mothers. These "mothers" are of wood, lined with soft cloth for feathers, and their j life's blood is warm water circulating from a heater. The chicks, however, take kindly to this sort of treatment, and huddle together under the pipes as tenderly as under the mother's wing; they are fastened in at night by a door of wire netting, and allowed to run, after a few weeks, in fine weather, out of doors in yards facing the south, in front of the coops. The Skein \re Wind. * If you and I, to-day, Should atop and lay Our life-work down, and let onr hands fal where they willFall down to lie anito still? m And if some other hand i-hould come, and stoopflj The threads we carried, so that it could wind^ ;'* Beginning wheie we stopped; if it should come , to keep Our life-work going; seek To carry on the good design Distinctively made yours, or mine, . What would it find ? Some work we must be doing, true or false; ' Some tlireada we wind; some purpoeo so exalts . : Itself tliat we look up to it, or down, As to a crown To bow before, and we weave threads Of different lentrths and tliickness?some mew sliredsAnd wind thorn round Till all the skein of life is bound, Sometimes forgetting at the task o ask The value of the threads, or choose \j Strong stuff to use. No hand but winds some thread; It cannot stand quite still till it is dead 4* * 'j* But what it spins and winds a little skein. God made each hand for work?not toil-stain % Is required, but every hand Spins, though but ropes of sard. If love should come, Stooping above when wo are dona, ' 'to find bright threads That we have held, that it may spin them tongeiv^ ?find but shreds . " hat break when touched, how cold, Sad, shivering, portionless, tho hands will hold /3 The broken strands and know Fresh cause for woe. ' _ / jM ?George Klingle. ;* humor Of the day. ' : j The Philadelphia Chronicle has dis- ^" covered trichinae in this year's crop 6( W ice-cream. Josh Billings says he has never known ' a sekund wife bnt what was boss of the . situashun. A deep thinker says that "the gezuo^ &j ality of women who do fancy work/ddKfc' * fancy work." "Will the coming man fly?" R+M grobably will when the coming woman , jg pets after him. The Detroit Free Press advises youKfer make weather predictions if yoa want,*1* to be talked abont. The Rochester Democrat hears conples being married on the ran. QJ&/', man after them with a shotgnn, We know a man so near-sighted that he can't recognize a creditor when he passes one on the street.?Keokuk Gate I a uuy. Soldiers are always the most adept ' lovers, because they learn how to sent arms and salute.?Baltimore Every '*.x Saturday. * "What is love?"'asfes an exchange^: Love, my friend, is thinking that yotf^ and the girl can be an eternal picnic to each other.?Salem Sunbeam. . *._ This is his first season on a farm, and ^ he lias planted ten acres with tomato Vj cans. He expects the ground wiUpra? induce a heavy crop of canned tomatoes:- ~ ?Philadelphia Chronicle. When a baseball club is beaten with-,,\. out Inaking a run^hey are said to be ' "whitewashed," but we notice ther & -- .. 1-1- -t- -11 itwS'-i generally looic prewy macs au ^ saK2$.?Boston Commercial. A hor&Ssdied in Campton, N. H.;the ?, other day m^J^hose stomach was foqpclfc* fifty shingle nai&S^knd pieces o? liodp iron. Indigestion the flurse of onrv^j modern civilization.?i/cncell Citizen. A " I fi 11 ii j i~~TT ~"tn' i /lYiTPflffyW n neighbor's hens in her yard scratching. $? In a moat indignant tone she reported ^ to her mother that Mr. Smith's hehs ,1 were "wiping their feet on onr grass'" "jg j Of all sad word* of tonguo or pen, J The.saddest are these: " Have yoa a ten ?" ... v< ?Keokuk Constitution. j Of all sad words of tongue or pen, - The saddest are these: " We haven't a ten." ?Steubenville Herald. Can anybody tell ns why a woman, | emerging from a crowded car, always"' makes believe she is going to get out " ; at one side of the platform, until two or \ three men have jumped off in the mu<L ^ and then steps off at the other side? yr She al.vays does it; and we waui to know the reason why.?Philadetpfifa M Bulletin . A youth was heard to remark to jolly and fat Teutonian as the circus' + pageant passed the city hall this morning: " Haven't I seen you before? Yottr face looks familiar." "Is dot 80 said Hans. "When you get so old as." me your face will look famUiar/toOf" and strolled up Delaware avenue, ; ming " Embdy is de baby, his giracQe'a gone."?Buffalo Ke>cs. The young folks will never be tirolv wsicrned to the introduction of * " ~ " "o -t| ' the electric light into private residences - ^ until some means of turning it down aro invented and applied. As it now:?jJ is, you must liave the full blaze or ? Egyptian darkness The latter is not * ] exactly proper, and the former, for vious reasons, will never do.?Elevated Railway Journal ^ " %-v.Tjg " The whisper of a beautiful woman,1?.'* * says Balzac, " can be heard further than the loudest call of duty." But tho man / -"ltA ii?\ olnivn rrnlli ln'fl VknMfl 3 YYIIU 19 UlCG|JIJJg upoiuuo nnu utM WW? moff at 2 o'clock a. m. and hears the whis- ' | l er of his wife as she leans over the~,?| banisters in the darkness doesn't think- . of her beauty. His chief thought i* -J how much he would like to exchange v his boots for a pair of wings. Interesting Facts About the Electric;^ Light. The London Graphic contains an illtts* ~ trated account of the Swan electric light. which will prove to lie of especial inter-,*' * est to people residing in* the country or 1 in places where a ilo.v of water sufficient to turn a s'^oll tarbine wheel can be 86- _j cured. After the cost of the lamp and its accompaniments no other outlay is . necessary. The experiments made by ? Mr. Swan himself at Oragside, in Eng- .pS land, were with his perfected lamp, which makes use of a continuous carbon conductor inclosed in a glass bulb hermetically sealed. At a distance of threequarters of a mile the overflow of a pond. was used to propel a six-horse power turbine wheel, and produced the electricity, which is carried to the house 35 over a double row of copper wires. The lamp itself is said to be exceedingly simple, and may be hung from the ceiling, placed in a bracket on a 'C side wall or in the porcelain body of an.7^ old oil or kerosene lamp of the style so much used at present. It consists of a glass bulb about three inches in diameter, from which a cylindrical arm ex- T* tends. Two platinum wires connected -N with the intermediate carbon conductor pass through this arm and into the bulb -? and are hermetically sealed by fusion of ' ? the glass around them on entrance into the glass wall of the lamp. The carbon ^ filament is a special feature of4he lamp, : and is " wonderfully thin and elastic," ri. looking, in the engraving given of it, 4I like a piece of looped wire. Since the air is exhausted from the well the car- ? bon does not decompose, in fact it be* comes harder from continued usage. ' , The carbon thus used by Mr. Swan in his experiments has lasted uninterruptedly since last October. It is claimed for the system that the light can be absolutely divided without sacrifice, of economy, forty-five of them being in . fs use at Cragside, each lamp giving a light equal to that of three ordinary lamps and the current being turned on or oil'by small switches inserted in the ^ wall. i Utah is just now the chosen field for considerable Christian missionary work There are forty-four Presbyterian mis- -.J sionaries iu the Territory, maintained at an annual cost of 636,000, the Congregationalists are spending $30,000 in new : schoolhouses and churches, the Meth' odists have twenty missionaries on the ground and other denominations are represented. These tremendous onslaughts have incited the Mormons to renewed zeal. A A