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BY HUGH WILSON AND W. C. BENET. ABBEVILLE, S. C., WEDNESDAY, MAY 15, 1878. ^ NO. 49 VOLUME XXV. Somebody's Mother. The woman was old and ragged and gray, And bent with the chill of the winter's da/; The Btreet was wet with a recent snow, And the woman's feet were aged and slow. She stood at the crossing and waited long, Alone, uncared for, aruid tho throng Of human beings who passed her by, Nor heeded the glance of her anxious eye. Down the street, with laughter and shout, Glad in the freedom of school let out, Came the boys like a flock of shoep. Hailing the snow piled white and deep. Past the woman so old and gray, Hastened the children on their way, uur UUt'lCU A uctpiu^ UdUU WV/ UQi| So meek, bo timid, .afraid to stir Lest the carriage wheels or the horses' feet Should crowd her down in the slippery stre At last came one of the merry troop? The gayest laddie of all the group; He paused beside her, and whispered low, "I'll help you across if you wish to go." Her aged hand on his strong young arm She placed, and so, without hurt or harm, He guided the trembling feet along, Proud that his own were firm and strong. Then back again to his friends he went, Hia young heart happy and well content. " She's somebody's mother, boys, you know For all she's old, and poor and slow; "And I hope some fellow will lend a hand To help my mother, you understand, " If ever she's poor, and old and gray, When her own dear boy is far away." And "somebody's mother" bowed low her h< In her home that night, and the prayer she s Was: " God be kind to the noble boy, Who is somebody'^ aon and pride and joy!" WANTED, AT 01JCE. "Tea, I will," said Amy Jenninj " This time I will. My brother's w has called me 'a little vixen* lo enough. Now I'll be a little vixen. I tired of this persecution?I'm tired it." Amy spoke angrily ; her eyes wf blazing; her cheeks were flushe But at the last sentence she faltere repeating it, she fell upon her knees \ ?'UnmAi) n? fonn f BlUtt J-iCl UDU UJL1U UU11CU UG1 IKUV ui v pillow. "I'm tired of it," she crie with passionate sobs. ' A rap at the door aroused her. 8 arose, wiping her, eyes ruefully, a asked, in a voice of forced calm, " Wh< there ?" " Me," answered a rongh but frien ly voice?"Jack." * " Have you brought me the Times "Yes." " Well, then, you can't see me jt now, dear Jack. Put the paper tnroui the crack." She opened the doorfoi crevice, received the newspaper whick clumsy brown hand thrust in, and the with a quick "Thank yon, dear thank3, my dear good Jack," reclos the door, and turned the key in t lock. The boyish footsteps bounded do^ the stairs, and Amy, once more in so tude, flew to the window, flung hersi into the arm-chair that filled its ei brasure, and opening the newspapt spread it upon her writing-table, a; ? V <<TT Degan eageny to neuiuu mc ,, ?uk Her eyes drifted over column after a umn of those marshalled appeals print that stand side by side as unreoc nizable as faces in a crowd, but ea one bearing its own individual burd ?Heaven knows what heavy burdens f some, homeless and friendless in t great city. Her eyes drifted over the? and seized the brief oolumn devoted "Instruction." * "WAWTED, AT ONCE?A governess foi girl eleven years old. Must be of an amial disposition, and mistress of the modern i cpmplishments. Call immediately," etc, etc This advertisement, so peremptory regard to time, struck the fancy of At Jennings. It was nrgent andimpetuot I and she was in accord with impetu< ""ftfes and trfgencies. " This is just the thing for me," s thought. " A girl? I like girls : bo are so 'awfully' affectionate and roug - ^*j$2teren years old.' That is qu young ; I could manage that. Oh, wish tvp&e eleven years old?I wish - were Hack again to happy eleven I bad my darling mother then, and n kind father. Now they are both go ?*-gbne forever. It is terrible to be orphan, and terrible to think how v kind some people can be to orphans, hope Heaven will keep me from es " being unkind to unhappy people. f i it is the worst sin of the soul." She bathed her eyelids, so red wi weeping, and prepared herself for waite; left the house without a word any one, and went-directly to the plf described, in the advertisement Tteviocation was remote from t brilliant avenue where Amy lived in I brother's house; it had a'strange, r fomilior nnH ratliAr rlintrv ftir. T house stood opposite a small park, i frequented throngingJy or girt wi steams of travel like the larger squar< It was early winter, and the trees bare, but children played in the wall and sparrows flitted tamely across t faded sward ? Amy gazed at tlr's wintry park wh she stood in the doorway of tho stran house waiting for some one to ansv the bell. She waited long, and wh the door was opened, the face that : sponded to her timid 44 Miss Jennin; an answer to the advertisement for gc erness," was so stern and repelling, t: heart sank with a sudden chill. Tl depressing impression was not lessen when she entered. 1 .A lady entered, and Amy arose, tre bling. Tho lady was in traveling c tume, Rod carried, as if in act of depn nre, a Bach el and blanket-shawl. ? motioned to Amy to be seated, and h self, in 9tifFest possible attitude, i propriated an arm-chair. She wns t and gaunt and severe. With a shs assumptive and paling voioe she ent ed into examination: " How old are you ?" " I shall be twentv-one in two* year " Too voung. Where wore you ec cated? What are your qualification To whom do you refer ? What sy&t* do you use in the study of langua^ What method do you employ in teachi musie," and in drawing and water-colc Give me your answers as expedition as possible. Tho train starts at 11 :< tie carriage should be here at this n ment. I am going to Montreal foi month, and am unwilling to leave i niece alone. Alia onrcooK tias given warning. 'Tis a pity, for although t has a fiery temper, she pleases broth With difficulty I hare persuaded her remain a month. The waitress, t< expresses dissatisfaction; the seamstre I think, is more reliable; bnt altogetl the household is in a state pafticula unfitted to be managed by a mere ch like my niece Martha, wh , however, 'head of tbe house,'and you will c her 'Miss Martha,' please. And I ne for the plaoe an experienced pers< Bat really, as this is the last mome and yon may be better than no one, p haps I had better engage you for c month; provided, of course, that y< credentials?" "Th? cab is at the door, mem, a says he's late, and must hurry up; c ?oh I here is Mr. Rainor himself." And a gentleman entered in some baste, mefely saving, as he was presented to Miss Jennings, " I will see you in a few moments," and hurried his sister to the carriage, she all the way endeavoring to impress upon him how very unfavorable an opinion she had formed of the capacity and experience of the new governess, " to be engaged only for the month, yon know; and it. was necessary to have some one at once." Her last act, as the cab drove off, was to thrust her head through the window, with an expression of dire solemnity, and sav, with a groan, " Brother, we've gone j throngh the woods to pick up the crookled stick at last." Mr. Rainor returning to the parlor, | supposing that his sister had arranged i all preliminaries, only 6aid: " How soon | can you come, Miss Jennings ?" I " To-morrow morning, if you like," ! answered Amy. et. j "Let it be, then, by ten o'clock so ; that I may present my little daughter, 1 and see you established before I go down | town." "Just what you might have expected i from such a wilful girl," said Amy's sister j in-law to her husband, who was petrified I with astonishment when he learned that j his pretty, sprightly sister, who seemed , to him "all smiles," and who, " just out : of school," had been received most lov; ingly on his part into his affluent home, : had engaged to " go as governess." "It is a girlish freak," he said; "I | can not consent to it." But Amy shockJ ed him into acquiescence by a tempestu1 ous outpouring of her story of homei sickness and unliappiness: and although he was sorely puzzled to conceive how j his wife could have been cruel to Amy, ! or rather how Amy could have imagined j his wife to be cruel, lie finally?considered j ing that the engagement was only for a aid | month, and Mr. Rainor happened to be ' known to him as one of the most estimable of citizens?gave his reluctant consent, saying to his wife, caressingly, " She'll come back to us, Matilda, at the end of the month, quite cured of her : girlish homesickness." j So Amy appeared the next morning _8 | by ten o'clock in the breakfast-room of jf' 1 Mr. Rainor, and was presented to his n_ little daughter. i The child was an angular, awkward 0f | girl, with sharp, delicate features and )re ! immense black eyes that seemed to be | peering forth from an extremely active d: intelligence with a suspicious vigilance )e' I that to Amy was really formidable. ' "I had hoped she would have resem j bled her father," thought Amy, despair' ingly. "1 like Mr. Rainor. But this h- child is Mrs. Edgeley in miHiature. What shall J do with her ?" 5?8 Little Miss Martha, clinging devoutly to her father, received her new governess as 6he would have received the gift of | some wild and unknown animal, whose j claws or talons or teeth it were well to : beware of. 1S? | Mr. Rainor, glancing at his watch, j found that he was too late to go through j?a , the rooms and look over school-books, as t i he had intended; but he said, kindly, as ,u j with Martha's fond assistance he was '_l | putting on his overcoat to go down town, e(j j " You will examine the ground to-day, ke j Miss Jennings. Mattie will assist you. ! There will probably be 8ome things "that I you will want. Perhaps you had better | make out a list, and give it to me this 1 evening." j Nine o'clock at evening. Mr. Rainor Jr | seated at his reading table in the library, n,i j book in hand. Enter Amy, timidly, but s.? I 'with a secret bravery. " Miss Martha has retired, because ^ * 1 her head still troubles her. I had her j feet bathed in hot water." ^ j /'Poor child, she inherits that," said ec j her father. He meant headache, not or ; hot water, although that element had i.p been conspicuous in the rule of the late (e Mrs. Rainor. ^ j "And I have made out the list," said j Amy. Mr. Rainor took it, and after j drawing an armchair near the fire and placing a footstool for Miss Jennings, i resumed his place at the table and . ! adjusted his eyeglasses. He started in slightly as he began to read the list, and Qy j his expression, as he proceeded, varied 16 ' from astonishment to amusement; he )8! ! looked over his glasses inquiringly at I Amy, who regarded him steadily with a j he I grave dignity. Then he read aloud as ,yS .follows: "Two canary birds, six house h. | plants, order at florist's for fresh flowers [te twice a week, six children to dance, a X 1 wood fire in the school-room, a battlej[ i door and shuttlecook, a new piano." -I "The battledoor and shuttlecock," i ay said Amy, "are the French verbs. I ne throw a verb,-you know, at Miss Maran tha, and she catches it and throws it [n. back to me. In this way we go through I i the tenses, and th?y become ^impressed rer I npon the memory without the tedium of II leaning over the book." j " Well," said Mr; Rainor, pleasantly, ith i "I don't know that I should object to a ; such a French exercise. Mattio has to i had some trouble with her verbs. But tee i how about the children for the dance ? is ! it necessary that we should have six chillie i dren, Miss Jennings ?" ier 1 " Yes," ' answered Amy, decidedly, m. i " because each child will bring its own he defects and its own graces ; the defects 10t will be warnings, and the graces will be ith models, and the correction of many blunders will make a more complete order, ;re as failures build up success. It took J8f forty women, I have heard, to suggest he the modelling of the ' Greek Slave.'" Mr. Rainor did not perceive the prei]e cise application of this illustration ; but ge j Miss Jennings evidently did; so that rer i point was settled, and they returned to en the list. "And the flowers," she said, re. ; "are to be copied in water-color, and j8: to exhilarate us at our tasks." )V." " And the piano?" ier " It has all false notes ; a false note jjs makes trouble in a house. I think that a false note, even one, puts everything that it reaches out of tune, Mr. Rainor, m. Iam sure that you sing." ns- "Sing? Oh no. I haven't sung for rt_ years." He paused, and a strange bright ihe ! light came into Mb kind eyes. He added, er_ ; hesitatingly, " I believe there is a pile Xp. j of my old music packed away in the I house." irp I "I knew it," said Amy, 11 and it would er_ | be very good for Miss Martha if yon 1 could sing with her. I can play accompaniments, and we could have music s? evenings." In. "I feci inclined," said Mr. Rainor, ? o after studvine the list more carefullv. gm I and with a mere serious air than at firetj is? I "to accede to these requests. And jag ' books ?" ,r? | "Books?" repeated Amy, rather aisjjy I mayed. "Really I forgot; in fact, we haven't gone so far yet as the books. 10_' j Mr. Raynor," she said, rising to bid bim . a [ good-night, and faltering from her digay : nity with a genuine tremor of diffidence ug j that was not ungraceful, that was, in he j deed, for some reason, irresistibly er- j charming, "I think?perhaps it will be ^ the best?perhaps, if you allow me, x,f I will lean upon you a little about the gB' | books." ier j rly | "Well, I declare, said the cook, a fortild I nieht after Amy's arrival, "if this ain't , is the surpritrin'est governess! La sakes, sail don't she make a good missus, though! >ed Always a-smilin' and serene. And she an. knows what she wants, and what's what, nt, And Miss Martha chimes in?my! how er-* she does chime in!?as no un could have me bethought. If missus don't come back, >nr I'll stay right on, and no questions asked, so I will." ind "Yes, Miss Jennings is sorprisin'," knd said the seamstress. "And to hear Miss Martha layin' down the law to her is as \ good as a play. 'Now I ought to do this, Miss Jennings,' and 'Nowit is time for me to do Ma<,'and 'You must be strict with me about this Miss Jennings.' And the new governess, though she's* fresh as a rose-bud, and much more of a baby in looks than MisB Martha is, has her own way through all. I can see that. But it's a nice way and a bright way, so it is. It's as good as going to tfce theater to hear her talk. And when she. goes laughin' and singin' through the house, my machine spins,so it do." . "What has come, to me?" thought Mr. Rainor. Age must be tempering me, I leel so uguwiearceu, bo weu, 01 And Mattie, my precious little Mattie? I begin to think that she will make a glad, strong girl jet. I wonder if there is any thing in Miss Jennings's idea of sun and fragrance, music and color and stirring life? Amy Jennings! What a strange woman she is!?a child almost, and yet a w6man quite. She is a surprise to me?everyday a surprise." Surprise! That was the word which Amy seemed to have written upon the whole house. But the greatest surprise of all befell Mrs. Edgeley on her return home. She came a day before she had written she would come, for some reason of her own. Perhaps she expected to be surprised; if so, her expectation was realized. The cab rolled up to the door at nine o'clock of a clear moon-lit winter night; and Mrs. Edgeley, satchel and blanketshawl, exactly as she left, had come back. But at the very door-step of the cab she stood motionless, as if transfixed by a shock. The house was lighted from attic to basement. The white blinds were drawn, but lamp-light streamed through them into the street, and shadows moved i across them in swift chase. Sound of music, played by piano, violin and harp, escaped as distinctly as the light. Mrs. Edgeley hardly had strength of mind left to pay the cabman and ring the door-bell. The door opened in a flash. The stern dissitisfied waitress admitted her with a? yes, actually with a grin. Girls in light evening dresses and white-necktied boys were promenading in the hall, and the parlors were filled with the whirl of the ^ a n Mrs. Edgeley, dumb with indignation, attempted to ascend the stairs, but midway she was almost upset by two children in a high state of excitement coming down abreast. "Who are you?" j | gasped the matron, coming to a dead stop. 1 "We are Miss Rainor's orphans," said they, or said one for both, who were exactly alike in brown stuff gowns and blue capes. j " Miss Rainor's what ?" "We go to the L School, and : i Miss Rainor has no mother; so she takes ; care of us, for our mother is dead too. I Miss Rainor makes our frocks for us, I and our capes; and we have been to hear I the music, and now we are going home; | ; and we are to have oranges to take with i us. and plum-cake." " Mercy I" cried the lodv, pushing 1 j past them with hasty steps, but pausiog ! I again on the landing with another dead j stop. Not because the rooms on this i floor too, with the exception of her own I " wing room," were a blaze of light and ] half full of guests, but because the dance : J music had stopped and some one was 1 1 singing: a love song, a serenade?one of 1 ; " the old, old songs." j A man's voice ! It carried Mrs. Edge- ^ ley back ten years?yes, fifteen years? 1 ; back to the gray parsonage by the stone I ! mill, where, night after night, that sum- j : mer agone, some one came courting, no ! one knew which, till the one sister was ' taken and the other left. Mr. Rainor was 1 j 6i'nging. Heaven only knew how, out of j that grave of fifteen years, ho had got ' |,back his voice. ] It is a year from the day when Amy 1 i Jennings went out as governess from her 1 ' brother's house, and now she is back, 1 1 only for a month, for at the end of that ' time she is to be a bride, and her room is strewn with bridal stuffs, and the wed- 1 ding gown is this moment being trim- 1 med with its pearly border of lace. I " We had hoped to keep you longer," said the affectionate Dick; and " It's to < 1 bad in you to go off just as you've come ^ I back," said the affectionate Jack. But 1 , Matilda remarked' " How ridiculous it is 1 for a girl like you, Amy, to marry an old ( | man like that 1" "He is not an old man," said Amy, ' indignantly, " and if he were, I'd make 1 I him young again. I love him so much ' j ?love and respect and bless his kind 1 : heart so deeply and so much 1 There is 1 ! no old age to a forever kind heart." 1 f "And then that girl I Very much ' mn orfl tr? ft mother to a bier 1 girl like that I" ' "She'll be a mother to me," said 1 Amy, laughing her merriest little la agh. " I assure you Mattie is equal to that." | " And to be married so soon, too ; i only engaged for a month? Mr. Rai- 1 nor," Matilda changed from the sarcastio ] to the angelio in a trice, for Mr. Rainor ' had entered as she spoke?'' Mr. Rainor, ' why don't you marry a mature woman instead of this giddy girl ? or why do you not at least wait a year or two before I ttan aaimvmU rt wnr?V* onf 0" i - JUU Wimmn VL1U JLttOil avu i < " Because," said Mr. Rainor, not ac- . cepting as badinge what he knew Matilda at heart did not consider a jest?"be- i cause Amy, just as she is "?his arm was i around her, and with hands clasped ; upon his shoulders she was looking up | joyously and lovingly to his face?"Amy 1 satisfies my mind and my heart; because i i she has brought sunlight to my life; j because in my house, and by every one I in it, Bhe is wanted?wanted at once 1" i Bound to Keep Pace. There are hardware men in Detroit who keep a oook-stove at the store door as a sign, and that the Btove may not be injured by rust they paint it over. The other day one of them who had a stove with red legs, white covers and a blue top secured an old farmer for a oustomer. j The farmer stipulated for a stove "just I like that," and ordered it sent home by i the team of a neighbor. A stove of the I size and pattern wa3 selected and sent ] away in good shape, and all was lovely until the next day. Then the farmer and. his wife came in with their own team, having the stove in the wagon. The husband held the lines while the wife entered the store and remarked: " When we buy a oertain kind of stove we don't like to be put off with auubuci. " Why, madam, isn't that Btovo all ! right ?" asked the man that sold it. "No, sir, it isn't! Yon sold my old i man a stove with red legs and white covers, and a bine border aronnd the top, and that one ont in the wagon is nothing bnt a scrnb-looking old black j stove !" " Why?why " he tried to explain, out sne wavea mm aronna anaaeciarea: "We're old folks, and we live out among the frogs and owls, but we keep pace with the stylos just as much as anyone, and you can't palm off any scrub stoves on us!" The men could hardly lift ten pounds | apiece as they exchanged the nicely pol- | ished stove for the one with red legs, j but the old lady thought it was because j they were so mad. " There?that stove has got some tone about it!" she muttered, as it was loaded up. " I don't want to appear capturous, but if style demands a red-legged stove then I go in for the gorgeous with the rest of 'em, and I'll gild the stove-pipe i to boot V'?Detroit Free, Prest. FANS. Origin of the Fan?Ital History, Ancient and Modern* The fundamental idea of the fan is said to have been hit upon a great many centuries ago at a certain Feast of Lanterns, -where the beautiful Kan-si, daughter of an eminent mandarin, found herself so hot that, contrary to all etiquette, she was obliged to take off her mask ; \rith which?partly to hide her blushes, partly to cool her heated face ?she commenced upon herself the process which we now call "fanning." The action was seen and admired by Kan-si's young companions; and at once, says the narrator of this truthful legend, "ten thousand hands agitated ten thousand masks." Others writers have discovered the origin of the fan in the necessity felt in all hot countries for keeping off flies, whether from sacred offerings in the temples or from the hands and faces of the officiating priests ? * wA*oAno r\t nnnMlofinn UI AJLUJ-U bUC J/OArav-ruo ui vuu generally. In India and China the original model of the fan is said to have been the wing of a bird; and an admirable fan can always be made from two birds' wings, joined by a strip of wood. The fan of the high priests of Isis was in the form of a half circle, made of feathers of different lengths. Such, too, were the fans carried in triumphal processions, and which among the Egyptians served as military standards in time of war. The Sibyls are said to have been in the habit of fanning themselves as they delivered their oracles ?the fan being evidently not regarded in those days as in any way connected with frivolity. The fans carried by the Roman ladies were not, like the most ancient Chinese fans, made in one piece, whether of paper, ganze, or silk, but were composed of little tablets of perfumed wood. The ladies of high fashion were followed when they went out walking by fan bearers or fiabellifercB ; and guests of both sexes were fanned at dinner by slaves charged with that particular duty. The earliest reference to fans on the part of a classical author occurs in Euripides' tragedy of " Helena," where one of the characters, a eunuch, relates how, according to the Phrygian custom, he has fanned the hair, face, and bosom of the beautiful heroine. The fans of the Middle Ages were in good society worn suspended from the gridle-by chains of gold, and were usually made of feathers ; those of the pea cock, ostrich, parrot, and pheasant being preferred. They -were sold in. Iarg9 numbers at the markets of the Levant, whence they were sent direct to Venice, and from Venice to other parts of Italy. The fan is said to have been introduced in France by Catherine de Medicis, where it was quickly adopted not only by women, but also by effeminate men. Under Louis XIV. and XV. the art of painting ornamental fans was brought to great perfection. Among the celebrated painters who have not disdained to employ their talents to the artistic decoration of the fan, Watteau, and his successor, Boucher, must first be named. In our own time Diaz, the great colorist; Eugene Lami, chiefly known by his marine pictures; Hamon, the painter of scenes from ancient Rome life ; and Gavarni, celebrated as a cariuaturist, but who has exercised his talent in almost every style of pictorial art, have all painted fans. The most Famous sculptor and decprator of fans in the present day is Froment-Meurice, generally known as a goldsmith and jeweler, but who is in fact a great artist, rhe French Fanmakers' Company was established by edict in 1683, when to be received into the guild or corporation it was declared necessary to have served four years1 apprenticeship, and to have produced a "masterpiece." The mas terpiece, however, was not required of the eons of fanmakers, nor of apprentices who had married fanmakers' laughters. A great number of processes are employed in fan making. The frame has to be cut, shaped, polirhed, trimmed, graved, inlaid, painted, gilt, andrivetted. The web has to be printed, gummed, colored, and retouched. Yet after passbag through so many hands fans can be sold in Paris at one sou apiece. This is the lowest possible figure ; the highest quotation, except in special cases, as where the talents of a great painter are jailed into requisition, being8400. Fans ire broadly divided into two classes ; those consisting of one web of paper or 3ilk, and those which are made up of several thin strips of wood or other material. The former are held to be the best for fanning, the latter for shuffling ; nr for the manoeuvre known in the days Df the "Speotator" as "flirting" the fan. In was during the reign of Elizabeth, ibout the year 1570, that fans were first imported into England. They are said bo have been brought from Italy, but probably reached England from France, where there were brought into fashion ibout 1560 by Catherine de Medicis. Vitality of a Shark's Heart. The Providence Br ess tells this story, appropos of a shark story in Wide Awake, written by Dr. J. T. Payne : 41 He describes the captnre of a shark and its dissection at sea, and says that after the heart had been removed from the body and placed upon the deck 4 it kept up its contractions foi> a period of twenty minutes or half an hour, just the same as when in place and performing its office of pumping the blood to th? various parts of the body.' We, in company with the late Surgeon McGregor, used to enjoy annually a sharkfishing excursion. One season we rendezvoused at Edgartown, and fished for the monster off 4 Capoge.' We caught among others a fellow of splendid pluck and proportions, and decided to dissect him. We landed him upon an oja wnan in Edgartown, about four o'clock in the afternoon, and proceeded in true surgeon's style. We opened him ; took out his Immense jaws, which, when opened, passed over to the extreme of our shoulders, and afterward found his heart expanding and contracting as if in life, though the body was devoid of blood. We cut the heart out, placed it upon an inverted iron try-kettle used by whalers, and proceeded with our work. After we had finished?it was nearly dark?we took the jaw and the heart, the latter still pumping, to our hotel, and placed the latter upon a stone po#t, while we went in and had our supper. We took a lantern with us and examined that marvelous heart again. It was still contracting, though feebly, and its last quiver, about 8:30 o'clock, was merely a spasm. Dr. Payne's story is not as marvelous as ours, and we vouch for its truthfulness." How to Drown Easily. If death by drowning be inevitable, as in a shipwreck, the easiest way to die wonld be to suck water into the lungs by a powerful inspiration, as soon as one went beneath the surface. A person who had the courage to do this would probably become almost immediately unconscious and never rise to the surface. As soon as the fluid filled his lungs all feelings of chilliness and pain would cease, the indescribablo semidelirium that accompanies anesthesia would come on, with ringing in the ears and delightful visions of color and light, while he would seem to himself to be gently sinking to rest on the softest ol beds and with the most delightful ol dreams.?Popular Science Monthly. . Chinaman and Chicago Woman. The gentleman was from China. T yellow complexion, the oblique optic the pig-tail, and the loosely fitting gf ments were all there. There was al on his arm a fair creature of thirty. Si was well drc seed nnd good looking, ai was of American di see nt. They appe? ed before the marriage department ai asked for a marriage license. The cle gazed in astonishment for a moment, b quickly recovering, he mechanically di ped his pen in the ink and said: " Yo lady's name ?" The Chinaman stared but said nothin and then the bride came to "the rescn " My name," she said, " is Esta] Bennett." " E-s-t-a-l-l-a B-e-n-n-e-t-t," spell* out the clerk, "and your gentlemai , _ AI) name r " Oh," said the fair Estalia, " he's heathen Chinee, he is, and his name King Yeap," and then she playful chuckled him under the chin, remar ing, " Aint it.Yeapee ?" While the clerks were getting out tl license the lady became very talkatrv and volunteered the following: "la going to get married just for the fun it, yOu know." * "Indeed?" said the clerk, with smile. And then the license being read he added: " Take your hat off, sir ai be sworn." The Chinaman grinned.' " Take off your hat, you heathen 01 nee, you," said his future bride, and b fore the prospective bridegroom con comply, she pulled off his hat, and a dressing by this time the thorough amused clerks, said: "There, look his hair; you can soe he's a heathe Chinee. Whv, he's got more hair thi I have. If he loses his hair he cai have me for a wife." . The okth was taken, and then Estal continued: "Let us finish up this jo Now its begun, I don't want to put it ( any longer. If it's all the samee, des we will go right through with it now." The lady then wanted to see Judj Loomis, in order, as she said, to asce tain if there were any legal obstacles the ,way of her marriage to King Yea On being assured that- there were ] legal barriers in tfce way 01 uer joy, sj told the clerks that she had knov " Kingee Teapee " for three months, ai she 11 didn't see " why they "ehouldi get spliced." Yeap, who was a passilistener throughout, deposited his 81.5 and then the happy pair proceeded ov to Justice Kaufman, who speedily " fl. ished up the job," and Mis3 Bennett b came Mrs. King Yeap.?Chicago Int Ocean. An Enchanted Metal. Among the most remarkable featur of the progress ir ade in modern time are the new metals which have been ad ed to the ancient list. Gold and silve copper, iron, lead, etc., these have be< familiar for thousands of yerrs, but it only comparatively recently chat the e istence of other metals has'been demo strated. The last discovery ia Galliui which possesses suoh singular properti -- A 1 l?J T~ 1 as 10 seem euuuuuLeu. iu ^cucnu ? pearance it looks like lead, though it not of so bine a color, and might I termed an exaggerated lead on acconi of the extreme facility with which it c? be melted. An amount of heat less thf that of the hand (86? F.) reduces it to state of fusion, when it resembles quic silver. Though subjected to cold dov to zero, it does not become hard agai but remains a liquid metal till touch* with a piece of solid gallium, when it r turns to its original condition as if b neaih the wand of a magician. A specii of alum may be derived from it, not: be distinguished from common alu without chemical analysis. Gallium flexible, and can be hammered like lea< or cut with a knife; but it only becom< slightly tarnished in a damp atmospher It crystallizes in the shape of an octahei ron. At present it is a rare metal, oh about a dozen grains having been e: tracted from half a ton of zinc-blent from the Pyrenees. The discovery is great triumph and a testimony to tl truth of scientific theories, because was forseen by three independent obse vers some time before deinonstratio: Mr. Newlands, an English chemist, h? several years before expressed his beli in the existenoe of a metal of the kin< M. Mendelejeff, a Russian, predicte from a study of the atomic numbers < the elements, that a metal would I found to fill a vacant space in the serie and actually gave its probable specif gravity, which agrees closely with tl result ef experiments with gallium. Fii ally, M. Lecoq de Boisbaudnan, follow< up an original system of spectrum ana ysis applied to zinc-blende forlhis vei purpose, produced the metal itself, ar gave it from France (Gaul), the count) in which the discovery was made, tl name of gallium. Whence His Wealth. One of the ricest Chinamen in this citr says a San Francisco paper, is doubtlei Mr. Ohew Kow Yup, who came to th city a penniless Mongolian thief aboi seven years ago. All liis wealth ht been obtained by committing to memoi four simple words, "Ton savee n leper." The second night aft* bis arrival he broke into a dry gooc store, and was just carrying away h booty when a policeman collared bin and prepared to march him down to tl City Hall. He made no resistance, bi innocently remarked, " You savee m leper," and officer Mulligan fled wild] toward North Beacb^giving his prison* the opportunity to steal seven more m dershirte, of wnich he promptly availe himself. He was only once brongl into court, being then charged wit a wholesale diamond robbery, and whe asked to plead guilty or not guilty, t simr>lv reDeated the words of his charn in a voice at once plaintive and fnll < expression. The court was cleared i less than forty seconds, two of the jui leaving their hats behind,.and the judf It's gold spectacles, all of which M Chew Kow Ynp appropriated, togethi with the loose change in the clerk drawer. The wealthy heathen is entir ly free from leprosy. He will sail : the next steamer for Hong Kong wil about $90,000. * One Hundred Tears Ago. One hundred years ago not a pound coal, not a cubic foot of illuminatii gas had been burned in thiscountr No iron stoves were used, and no co: trivance economizing heat employed u til Dr. Franklin invented the iron-frat ed fire-place, whioh still bears his nam All the cooking and warming in tov and country were done by the aid of fir kindled in the brick oven or on tl hearth. Pine knots or tallow candl furnished the light for the Jong wint nights, and sanded floors supplied tl place of rugs and carpets. The wat used for household purpose was drav from deep wella by the creaking swee No form of pump -was used in this con try so far as we can learn, until after t! commencement of the present centui There -were no friction mutches in the early days, by the aid of which a fl conld be easily kindled; and if the fi " vrenf out upon the hearth " over nigl and the tinder was clamp, so that t . sparks would not catch, the alt-ernati i was presented of wandering through t snow a mile or so to borrow of a neig i bor. Only one room in any house w : warm, unless somo of the family \n ill. In all the rest the temperatnre v at zero many nights in the winter. EDISON'S INTENTIONS. lie !8| The Telephone, Phonograph and Aerophone IT- ?'Talking a Hole Through a Board. < so Thomas A. Edison, the wonderful in he ventor, _ recently appeared before, the id Academy of Sciences at Washington, to ( exhibit some of his marvelous creations, 1 id and a correspondent speaks of them and rk him as follows: The telephone, aero- 1 it phone and phonograph bave absorbed P- him for some time. He has made im- : or portant improvements in the first named 1 instrument. The phonograph for prac- ] g> tical use he .is now completing, and in ^ e- three or four months the practical ma- 1 la chine, which is to consist of a flat disk instead of the cylinder now used, will be ! sd put on the market. He anticipates that ^ i'8 it will be in demand among merchants 1 who have a large correspondence; a man ! ,a may read his mail, and as he reads 3 is speak his replies to each letter at once ; ly into the phonograph, which will work at j k- a set speed by a clock arrangement. When all is done the instrument will be ] turned over to a clerk, who, setting the 1 6? clockwork to go more slowly, will copy 1 m from its dictation. It is also suggested of that skilled readers will be employed to j read novels and other works into a phon- ' a ograph, and the impressions, being du- 1 7, plicated cheaply and made permanent, j *d may then be sold for the use of the blind ' i or ior perbuiiB wuu wiuu wj n^me tucu eyes, and for whom the phonograph will ) d- read aloud at the fireside. It is said 0" that a clock company in Connecticut Id has already bought of Mr. Edison the d- right to use a form of phonograph ly whsch is to bo cheaply applied to clocks, at which will then call out the hours and half hours instead of striking. There 1jn can be no doubt that the phonograph i't will be a boon to the blind. The aerophone is an instrument into tended to increase very greatly the volb. ucoe of the human voice. It is more ingenious than the phonograph. In a Ji steam whistle or an organ pipe is placed a delicate valve controlling the supply ?e of the steam or air. This valve is con>r nected with a diaphragm, similar to that in used in the phonograph and telephone, P- and the vibrations of the diaphragm cause movements in the valve, which *8 opens and closes in exact accordance m with the vibrations of the human voice id communicated to the diaphragm; throws i't the steam or air into similar vibrations. ?8 and thus reproduces the words spoken. 0, In fact it gives the speaker additional er wind, and it would be very useful to Q- members of the House of Representa8 tives, whose hall is ona of the most tryer ing in the world to the voice and throat. It is curious that the tin foil produced in a phonograph may be applied and used in an aerophone, and will cause the /% flnV/i An f flin wnWIa CO Dbcaiu WiiWUiU ?v vuu vuu nv/tuo s, which the phonograph has recorded. 1 d- The possible abases of this machine are ir, so evident that Edison has already had jn offers from eager advertisers who want is to use it to shout out the merits of their x- wares to a whole county at a time, and n- if the inventor should let it fall into a, reckless hands we may see special seses sions of State Legislatures called this p- summer to put down what might easily is become an intolerable nuisance. Its 3e legitimate uses are for fog signals and Qt steamships, and possibly railroad trains, in It is said that the phonograph was in suggested to Edison by a remark of a General Butler, who, examining a telek phone, 5aid to the inventor* m " Now you must make something to d, record these sounds." sd At the Smithsonian Institute the other Gr day Edison saw a phonautograph, a mae chine used for delineating graphically es the form of the sound waves, and examto ining it curiously a moment h e remarked m to a friend: is " Wise men, these were, not to see 3, that they could put a hard point and a 3s piece of tinfoil in front of it and there e. was the phonograph." i- He was asked by a Southern Senator ly here whether he could not invent a mai chine to piok cotton, and replied that he le " thought so." Later, on the same day, a a person watching the operation of the ie phonograph said: it "Edison, I wonder if you couldn't r- talk a hole through a board." q. "Of course I could," was the reply; IU tlLlU UO WUtt, It Oilp Ui j[;ttpox uau ef stretched the point of the phonograph i in connection with a small ratchet >d wheel, which in its torn by proper cogs of connected with a gimlet. Thus every )e vibration of the membrane of the phons, ograph, instead of propelling the point io against the tinfoil, would push the ie ratchet wheel forward and turn the gima let, and a man would actually be able to id talk a hole through a pine board. J- His latest discovery of the peculiarly 7 delicate impressibility of compressed I id carbon to heat has given him the belief 7 that he can detect and measure accurateie ly the heat which reaches us from the stars; and a telescopo is already under way for his use for this purpose. He remarked here to a friend that as the action of the phonograph depends en^ tirely on the vibrations of the air he B thought he should be able to reproduce any phenomenon which is due to vibralB tion, and that if the received theory that heat is only a mode of motion and the ^ undulatory theory of light are correct, }r he would be able to catch and transmit both. His mind seems to be constantly j8 engaged on plans for the new and ingenious application of natural forces and ? laws, and he gave the impression here to all who saw him of being a man of extraordinary genius in this direction, I from whom, if he lives, many wonderful things may yet be expected. i >d They Shut Up. ^ About a week ago there were two smart k young men got on a Burlington and ,a Oedar Rapids train and laid themselves i 16 out to amuse and instruct the passengers. \ Very many funny things said and very many things did these two brilliant young men, and it did seem as. though Provi7 dence had been just too kind to the other J6 passengers to let them ride on the train r* with such smart young men. But prc3,r sently, there loomed up from them a B colossal opportunity, when a lady, at- | ?" tended by a little girl and a little dog, came into the car. The two young men vied with each other in saying funny ' * ? ji T-* 11. 1.1, ~ C tilings aoouc me pup. jrreBeuuy mo funniest young man said, in tones of * perplexitj: "Well, let me see, they ?* make dogs pay on this train don't they ? *8 And then the lady turned around, nnd J' said in just the driest tones you ever n" heard a lady say anything: "Thenyou'd * Q" better get off before the conductor comes j J Q" in." There was a great deal of talking,e> and a great deal of laughter in the car j' m between the place where that accident |1 e> occurred and Burlington, but the men j( je who were killed at the siege of Jerusalem * 68 were noisy, roaring, howling bacchana-1 ] er lians a week ago, in comparison with ; ae these two young men for the rest of the ;' er trip.?Burlington Ifaivkeyc. I j ra 11 p. !' n. A. Good Interest Table. ( be The following interest table is worth i y. preserving. Multiply the principally i so the number of days, and divide: i re If at 5 per cent., by 7200. i je If at 6 per cent,, by 6000. J it, If at 7 per cent., by 5143. he If at 8 per cent., by 4500. ve If at 9 per cent., by 4000. ' he If at 10 per cent., by 3600. ;h- If at 11 per cent., by 8273. rfiB If at 12 per cent., by 3000. re If at 13 pev cent., by 2760. ma If at 14 per cent., by 2571. If at 15 per cent, by 2400. ,. ^ ... '' ' ' Queer Scenes in Mexico. A traveler in Mexico writes as follows In their love-making Mexicans ar< equally innocent of any suspicion of th< impropriety of public demonstrations, You see couples walking through th< crowded plaza with their arms aboul each other's necks, totally oblivious ol their surroundings. Except among foreigners such exhibitions excite no com men! Driving along the Guadalupe road One afternoon we came upon e strapping fellow seated by the roadside, with a young girl lying beside him, hei bead resting in his lap. As we passed she turned her face up to his, reached upward, and with a shapely hand patted bhe impassive brute in hia lantern-jaw? he all the time gazing stolidly at the passing carriage. " You dog I" roared bhe exasperated colonel. But the dog maintained his equanimity all the same, it another time, while riding out to the iron' baths on a stjeet car, we encountered a young couple bedecked in gaj holiday ribbons and clean clothes, walk-3 " AT* ? /I two XT rrn fVi fVtAi* Lllg UUWli DXXO uxuou ivounnj niuu vuvu irms lovingly clasped about each other's aecks. She was young and quite handsome, and he was young and carried in ais unoccupied hand a pitcher of pulque, stray drops of which were sprinkled ilong the road. Evidently a couple ol lovers returning from a pilgrimage tc he shrine of Our Lady of Guadalupe; slightly the worse for their potations, rheir arms were twined about encb other's necks for mutual support as well is to demonstrate their affection. They talked pretty steadily, however, though with that obliviousness of demeanor which we see in more civilized drunkards when they try to play it on the people,and ;hink they are succeeding. We watched jur two lovers from the rear of the car, md saw their steps grow gradually unsteady until they began to totter and wave. After drinking a half dozen glasses jf the effervesent water fresh from the bubbling spring, we took another street jar for the city. We had forgotten all ibout our two lovers until we came upon them again, lying prone upon the ground by the roa side, their arms still lovingly ntertwined, and their cheeks together, the pitcher broken at the fountain, and i tortuous streak of moist earth showing where the pnlque had meandered away. [ may as well state once more, however, that helpless drunkenness is an uncommon sight in Mexico, notwithstanding lia Anaonq nl rmlnnfl fWnsmmArl ArAri 3ay. Once I saw a half-naked Indian lying on his face in the street in front; of ;he plaza, dead drank. The coachmen jonsiderately drove aronnd him, the ierds of panniered asses stepped tenlerly to one side, and no one seemed tc ;hink the sight worthy of comment. On mother occasion an old grey-headed aroman, bare-armed and bare-legged, ivith a petticoat of bine stuff about her x>dy, tottered on the sidewalk in front )f me, gave a luroh, and pitched headong into the street. She had a few little irinkets wrapped up in a handkerchief, vhich were scattered in the fall. Rising ipon her knees, she began groping Dlindly about to recover them. I have lever seen a more pathetic sight, or one hat left a deeper impression, unless it vas that of a poor fellow whom I saw he morning after mv arrival. He was **- - < I-* ?1 J --,3 Uoo I1II1 UI 11LLLU lillU. ItHJCj axiu ocornou icoo ntelligent than the average "greaser." lis entire wardrobe consisted of what ooked like a piece of worn-out rag carjet tied around his trunk, and reinforced it the hips with a bit of old leather tied in with strings. Hat, shirt, coat, pantaoons and shoes he had none. He had a ittle bundle of sticks, scarcely more han you could grasp in one hand, tied ip with a cord, and was kneeling on the >avement to readjust the fastenings. He ooked so utterly and hopelessly miserible?he was "so shamefully and squalidly )oor?it made me sick at heart. The >oor fellow submitted stolidly to a critial inspection, and seemed stricken lumb when I gave him a quarter. By ind by he recovered his tongue, and bejan an eloquent invocation of all the aints in my behalf, which lasted until I jot out of ear-shot, and may be running ret for aught I know. Aerial Navigation. Mr. Brearey, secretary of the English Aeronautical Society, called attention, n a recent lecture, to some curious facts rhich those who are seeking solutions of he flying machine problem might proItably bear in mind. He stated that ight as the atmosphere is in proportion o the weight of water, the rarer melium is capable of supporting a creature nuch heavier than itself, while water, tOO times heavier, onfy supported a fish ' -1 ?* UnlYr Knit U UUUUIt eqUiU WClgllv, uum iw I Supposing a fish bore the same proporional weight to its elemental medium as i bird does to the atmosphere, it would lave to be made of something heavier ban platinum. As it is, a fish is really k bird without wings. Ha gave some curious comparisons jetween different birds and insects as to he surface they presented to the atmoiphere and their weight. Thus the gnat ras three million times less weight than he Australian crane, but presented in >roportion one hundred and forty times nore surface to the air; and between hese two there were almost all gradaions. In these Investigations lay some )f the most hopeful facts which seemed o render aerial navigation possible, and f man could get sufficient surface he :ould surely get sufficient machine )ower for propulsion. It was not so nuch a question of power as of the ight application of power. There was ilso the question of balance. The manler in which a bird kept its balance, * vLnle its wings were uerng eucigDTOunj worked alternately above and below its ;enter of gravity, was marvellous. Mr. Brearey thonght that with the example >f the bicycle the question of balance vould not present much difficulty. He then touched on the application of iteam to the navigation of the air. Until ately it had been thought that this was nadmissible as a motive power, because >f the cumbrous method of its generaion; but it had been declared that when iteam could be applied with a weight lot exceeding twenty pounds per horse )Ower, the problem would soon be lolved. This had been accomplished, ind they would hope the prognostication might be true. Clerical Experiences. Edward Eggleston, in writing of the yew York Post-Office and its methods >f testing the fitness of applicants, says: The swarm of applicants for places in ;he office are tested by examinations ilso, but these look more to their geniral intelligence. I was permitted to lee some of the very original answers on ;he examination papers. One question, 'What has been your clerical experience ?" is a veritable pons asinorum to ;he applicants, and many are the donteys who are lost here. Most of them iake clerical in its ecclesiastical sense. One man answers that his clerical experience has been "Catholic," and so through all the denominations. One man responds by saying, "Have taught in a Sunday-school." Another man ha* not had any occasion to deal with clergymen. for in answering the question as to Iris "clerical experience,'1 he break* out, "Well, I was never sick a day ir my life," There are others who give th( term a wider sense. One answers, " Compositor;" another, " Working ai porter in a Btore;" while a third hits i exactly when he says, " Making horse collars." , _ ?- - - - - - FARM, 0ARDEN AND HOUSEHOLD. j Household HinU. 5 Make a'paste of soft soap and emery , for polishing steeL 5 A small quantity of turpentine added t;! to stove blacking will make the stove f easier to polish. To remove old putty from window- q ' frames, pass a red-hot poker slowly over 1 it, and it will come off easily. ^ A few drops of glycerine in a bottle of 1 mucilage will cause the mucilage to ad- a I here to glass when used upon labels. ' [ A bottle of flaxseed oil, chalk and [ vinegar mixed to the consistency of ~~ . cream, should be kept in every house , for burns, scalds, etc. L To cleam ohromos, dampen a linen ; rag slightly and go over them gently. If therWnish has beoome defaoed, cover i with a thin mastic varnish. ^ Quick-silver beaten up with the white BC ' of an egg, and applied with a feather to every crack and crevice of a bedstead, is ? 1 A*- ? ?? ? Siw* m Gt me verj ueoi? uug pioTouvawTof 1 To sew carpet-rags on a machine, make the stitch short, ran it obliquely across the rags where they are to be PJ joined, and sew a good many before cut- to I ting the thread. " , Alabaster is best cleaned by putting , it in a pan of water and letting it soak ft some hours until quite clean. Another mode is to cover it with a strong soluti on of soda. There is no part of the year when eel- ? . lars in whioh vegetables are stored need E ventilation oftener than the present 2, i If the cellars cannot be thoroughly , aired every day, the vegetables should re be removed. el .Boil sweet or common potatoes till b< well done, then mash or* strain.* To tii each one and a half pints add one pint i and a half of milk, a little melted but- M i ter, two eggs with sugar, salt, and nuti meg or lemon to flavor. . ^ To clear cistern water, add two ounce* ^ powdered alum and two ounces borax to . a twentv-barrel cistern of rain-water V that is blackened or oily, and in a few hours the sediment will- settle, and the F( water be olarified and fit for washing. Borax is used in the washing, but it 01 is also used in starch. It stiffens the starch, prevents the iron sticking, and produces a finer finish. It should be 80 ; used by dissolving half a tableepoonful n( ' in a little boiling water, and mixing it k< . with about three pints of the starch. ' ! The way to clean feathers is to wash w them in a lather, then rinse in cold m i water, and then in water slightly bine, bi and shake them until dry. If the flue sa i looks threadv. damp it between the folds in i of a cloth and beat lightly, and clap it [ between the hands till quite dry. It improves them sometimes to hold them ,j< 1 in the steam of a kettle. b, ; In selecting flour first look to the d color. If it is white with a yellowish ^ i straw-color tint, buy it. If it ia white M with a bluisli cast, or with black specks in it, refuse it. Next~examine its ad- ? hesiveness?wet and knead a little of it "T between your fingers; if it works soft jr and sticky, it is poor. Then throw a little lump of dry flour against a smooth 01 surface ; if it falls like powder, it is bad. ^ Lastly, squeeze some of the flour tight- w< ly in your hand ; if it retains the shape given by the pressure, that too ia a good ? sign.. It is safe to buy flour that will ?r stand all these tests. f? Profits of Good Feed In*. A correcpondout of the Country Gentleman gives the following details M of his experience on this subject: Last fall I had the offer of a cow on an old a 1 debt, and hesitated some as to whether p< I had better lose the debt or take the oow, m as she was old and very thin, but finally 0: 1 1 * 1 ? J aAtvtafVti'nty f/1 COIlCiUCieQ W irjr auu infttto Dvmouuuig -? out of her, though the chance looked co very small, and the boys made a good Ti deal of sport of her, and said I would w< get nothing but her hide. She was far- in row, and was not giving more than one quart of milk night and morning. } B | took her to the farm and told my man to e3 do the best he could for her. He com- jj menced feeding her apples, and though ^ she gained steadily in milk, it was some 8j. time before she improved much in ap- aj. pearance; but after awhile the feed and fr care began to tell on her, and in three m months, she was in good condition, and M gave twelve quarts of milk daily. One ^ week I brought from there nine pounds of nice butter, which the woman assured T me was the product of nine days' milk, and at the same time sold two quarts of milk daily, and used what they needed ^ in the family, consisting of herself and > husband. I expected to feed her well, ^ and turn out to grass to fatten, but she J proved so good for milk I conoluded to ? r - --- OL.L..W:, se keep Her anotner year, oue JJttO ClCUU 1U | good order all summer, and gives about as much milk as any of the cows, but we shall soon dry her off, as we expect to have her for a new milch cow this winter. ?? I also bought last fall a flock of store sheep, just as it was time to turn in for winter, fed tnem till the 10th of March P? on hay and oat screenings, and sold them M at an advance of 82.50 per head. M Buying Needs. Be careful in buying your seeds. A "J German paper says that clover and lucern are often mixed with small, arti- ? A/Waiiv nronfixAr? and colored Quartz 8' ULilUllJ ? - m stones. For production of these quartz M granules there are special manufactories, ^ which accomplish their task so well that j*1 even a practiced eye would have difficnltyin detecting the fraud. Old seeds, fr also, are colored, sulphurized, oiled and ^ treated with various substances which " produce a fresher and better appearance, 60 and are often even mixed to a considerable extent with old seed no longer capa- li| ble of germination. is Blown Up and tlren Married, p< An English tourist fell madly in love h' with a Scotch vivandiere at Balaklava, J' and bored her with his addresses. The w young woman, 1^0 longer able to endure the annoyance, forbade him the door. After many a vain attempt to overrule ^ the objections, the tourist determined to commit suicide, but, in presence of the great events which were being , played out, in no paltry manner. Hav- jj iug first bequeathed his fortune to the ? vivandiere, he caused a deep hole to be ^ dug, in which he placed twenty pounds 81 of powder ; over this excavation a slab was laid, and upon it the rejected one, cigar in mouth, took his seat. He tranquilly finished his weed, and then ap, plied the expiring embers to the magai zine below. An explosion followed, and . two minutes later a charred mass descending from the heavens fell into the port?c mass which astonished British seamen recognized as a human body, , and proceeded to fish from the water. Thero was a cry of "A man from Heaven !" some declared that he had been kicked out of the sun, and others that he was an ajronaut come to grief. However, the man came round, and the vivandiere, touched by this proof of affection, capitulated. , . Two Camellias. i Jeanne Donate is a little pianisteonly ; seven years old, who has lately per i formed Deiore yueen vicwna. vrneu at Buckingham Palace, the little lady > wore a white artificial camellia. " Who i gave you that?" asked the queen, i " Oh! that's my talisman, your majesty, J Mile, Albani gave it to me for good , luck." Her majesty went over to a cor3 beille, took out a red camellia, and gave t it to the child, saying: "Wear that - beside it, my dear, and may both bring you a two-folk share of good luck I" ~r :. -* " : ' - ^ Items of Interest. :C| Edison is worth $150,000, All a fleeting show?A circus. | Oartmen'e slang?Hire a hauL The early bud catches the frost. A cutting remark?" Chop the hash. Mr. Will TJstick does business in Lsfl rosfie, Wis. Woman tempted man to eat; bat he . >ok to drink himself. There are 1,679 prisoners confined in ing Sing (N. T.) prison. What is that from which-if you take, le whole some yet will remain ? WholeMelancholy reflection?The sluggard bidden to go to the ant; but alas I aw often he goes to his uncle. ~ Edwin Alonzo sends us a poem on " A roken Link." Too late. Sausage seam went out with the cold weather. rfn??' ?? JiTO *UmUm mnm'rt XllVtV tuo Mtw-^ mcert. rooms, "harmopic meetings," a., in London, amusing nightly 302,K) people. Ants avoid light,-and as to colors they refer red and show a marked aversion t&M ?blue or violet.' They live sometimes . re years. How can five persons divide five eggs, > that each man shall receive one, and ill one remain in the dish ? One takes te dish with the egg, . ,7^ The average populations each phrcian is, in the United States, 600; . ngland, 1,672; Prance, 1,814; Anstria, : 600; Germany, 8,000. Thirty-six Mexicans have professed iligion and joined the FteiMeritt lurch in the city of Mexico. A munsr of little Mexicans have been bap- ' led. A fashion item says that ooat sleeves , ^ e still very popular?which effectually locks our cherished plan of setting lother season's wear out of the old , ^ len duster. A woman in Pomfret, Vt, has a hnamd and ohildren to'?!:e care of, and ' Uiorras UUttb VI Vino HWft vw ar husband doing nothing. He is not. it of health, but was born tired* - - *r >/& " Is there danger, of the supply of el becoming exhausted T' asked a ientifio "writer. If he lives in a close righborhood, and don't keep his coal rase looked, we should think there is-. The disoovery has been made that the orld does not revolve with the same a otion that it did a thousand years ago; " it it still swings around fast enough to -V .tisfy the man with a heavy note com* \ g due. A few years ago, in Comanche county, 0X08, a number of domestio chickens, isertod by their owner, took to the ? rush, and the woods are fall of wild 4 dokens. They are numbered by the ?! lousand, fly like hawks and are hunted * game. A young ladv, says the Elizabeth * rerald, astonished a party the other ly by asking for the "loan of a diminu- . re argenteous truncated oone, convex i its summit and semi-perforated with _ mmetrical indentations," or in other , * Drds a thimble. An afEable gentleman entered the > ink of Jacksonville, Fla., recently and : "H igaged the cashier in conversation, udly bewailing the sad state of the ? untry. Meanwhile a confederate . ipped in, stolen $7,500 from the safe, id escaped. ? A Wick (England) Ashing boat landed. One conditioned halibut, weighing 187 , rands, measuring six feet eight inches length, and about the same in girth. a opening the fish its stomach wad found contain a fine salmon in very good ndition, and which weighed 20 pounds. ? lie fisherman remarked that it was no onder the halibut looked so well, see^ g the sort of dinners he indulged in. " / The Hawkey e says there is a cat in ** urlington that has lost its voice. This, cplains some things. There is a oat in orristown that has found the Burling* >n feline's voice. And from the uproar te creates when she sits on the back ted at night and converses with some ienda' on the other side of the river, a ile distant, we judge that she has found . veral other lost voices. ?Norrutown J rerald. The Asiatic race loves monotony^The 4. ondon Spectator says that there are tisan families in India and in Damascus, ho have worked at the same work day * 7 day for 1,000 years, peasant families ho have not only tilled the sam^fields, ' " J 1 -ii lU. it have gone into mem turn ?siv uom the same hoar, according to the ason, from a period of over 1,800 tars. They have no wish for change, > ambition to do better, no inclination roam, no sense of failure because tkey e as their forefathers were and as eir son's will be. Mr. John Pore, who lives in the lower irt of Lumpkin county, Ga., had two ;tle children, aged respectively three id six. They were engaged in their istomazy play a few days ago, while , e mother was at the well. The oldest did, for what reason it will never be lown, picked up a sharp hatchet and * ruck the baby in the side, leaving the :e sticking in the wound. The.child eing what he had done ran and told s mother, who was drawing up a icket of water at tho time. This so ightened her that she let go of the indlass, and the revolving crank struck ? ' * '*^ ?/?^ Yi4AM11V Irn/vlr. - 16 ouj ujjl mo acou uuu amwm. l his brains out, killing him instantly. One of the oldest and best known (jhthouse-feeepera on the Atlantic coast a woman, Kathleen Andre Moore, of lack Rock Lighthouse, near Bridge art, Conn. She is sixty-Ave years old, as tended the lighthouse lamp for fifty * jars, and lives alone in her little house - ith two dogs and a pet lamb. 8he says ^ tere used to be many n*ore wrecks than lere are now on her coast, before sailig ships were replaced by steamer* he is as active as a girl of fifteen, heryre several hundred printed rules >r rae instruction of lighthouse and fe-saving station keepers, and this right old woman knows them ell by eart. She had over 1,000 visitors last immer. k SCTQULAB BONO. My Madeline! my Madeline! Mark my melodious midnight moans; Much may my molting music mean, Mv modulated monotones. ? My mandolin's mild minstrelsy, My mental music magazine, My month, my mind, my memory, Most mingling murmur, " Madeline." Master 'mid midnight masquerades, Mark Moorish maidens, matrons' mien, 'Mongst Murcia's most majestic maids, Match me, my matchless Madeline. Mankind's malevolence may make Much melancholy musio mine; Many my motives may mistake, My modest merits much malign. " " - ?4 mnnH My Madeline's moat i ? Much mollifies my mind's machine; My mournfalness' magnitude Melts?makes me merry, Madeline ! Match-making ma's may machinate, Manoav'ring misses me misween; Mora money may makejnany mate, My magio motto's?" Madeline*P Melt most mellifinons melody, 'Midst Murcia's misty monnts marine, Meet me, my moonlight?marry me, Madonna mia I?Madeline.