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BY HUGH WILSON. ABBEVILLE, S. C., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1876. VOLUME XXIV.?NO. 34.
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Young and Old.
When we are young our boys are sweet,
They climb oar knees and lie at oar feet;
When we are old they are hard to please,
Cold as the rooK and wild as the breeze;
They kiss as kindly and speak as fair,
Bat we know their hearts are otherwhere.
Oh, my son's my son till he gets him a
wife,
Bat my daughter's my daughter all her
lu'e.
When we are young onr cays oar bright,
And fall of hope from morn till night;
When we are old we Bit alone,
And think of pleasant days long gone,
When the house was fall of the children's
noise,
The willful girls and the nanghty boys.
Oh, my son's my son till he gets him a
wife,
Tint mv dantrhter's mv daughter all her
life.
THE RAVEN'S VOICE.
I was a very bold and fearless child,
and my brothers and sisters often dared
mo to go into lonely places ft the dark,
or do perilons feats of various kinds,
which challenges I never refused. Often
they set out to play tricks on me, bnt it
usually happened they fell into their
own traps, while I performed my part
in safety.
Very possibly the consciousness that
they were about to dupe me gave me
more oourage than I would otherwise
have had, for any unusual noise or appearance
would be attributed to one or
another ooming to frighten me. But,
night or day, I used to go straight up to
and touch whatever seemed fearful, and
finding the object of doubt resolved
itonlf infrt TTuinT oimnlfl olomprfn T a/v
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quired an ease which stood me in stead
in timea of real danger.
We lived in a large old house built of
English oak, and bearing its nearly two
centuries very lightly. It opened to
the south, and the two large parlors
looked to the east and west. The dining-ball
and spacious kitchen formed
the square of the house, while at the
west and back was another large room,
sometimes called the great porch, and at
the east and back was the dairy and another
porch. There were three stairways
leading to the upper rooms, and a
garret, whose ample space was broken
only by the great chimney in the center.
Wo had a gay and lively house, and
were used to a great deal of company
and visitors, for my parents were great
]y given to the old fashioned virtue of
hospitality. The humblest wayfarer
coming in at the porch was entertained
kindly and bade God-speed, as well as
the guest whose elegant carriage and
span drove round to the front door on
the southern side.
I am not going row to tell you of my
handsome " gentle" parents, or my
brothers and sisters?only about myself.
There were a great many of us when we
were all at home, especially in the winter
holidays, but at times we were nearly
all away. Boarding schools, academies,
traveling?all claimed us at various
times". let it was rare indeed that one
was ever at home alone. It so happened,
however, and to me.
It was a summer day, and warm,
bright and beautiful. The morniDg
praised a lovely day. Just after our
earl' breakfast, a merry party came ridinr
down the lane, in carriages and on
horseback, and calling joyously for my
father and mother t > accompany them
oil a pleasure trip. They were accustomed
to this mode of impromptu festivity,
and gayly answered that they
would soon be ready. It was only the
day before that my father had returned
from the Australian gold fields, and had
bronght with him a bag of gold. I
knew be had this, for 1 had seen him
the night before counting some out of
it, and putting it into another bag.
Thomas brought the cliai'ie to the
door. Father's favorito blnck horse,
whoso eout looked like lustrous v lvet,
and who stepped so proudly, was pawing
tbe ground impatiently oh he appeared.
He handed in my beautiful
mother, and 1 stood looking on with
hildish pleasure at her l>eauty and rich
dress that so became her. My father
suddenly turned to me and said, taking
his key to his iron bound box :
" Ran, Ann, and get me the little bag
you saw me put away last night."
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when I quick ly retnrued with it, he was
already in the chaise, and part way to
the pate. He looked out and said :
"No matter now, Ann ; you may put
it back again, for we are going another
road, and I will pay Harris to morrow.
Take care of the key, my dear, and goodbye.
"
" G x>d-byft, and a good time to yon,"
I laughingly replied, and ran back to
pnt the treasure in safety.
T VtaofAnnd ir>dr?nrn ncrain to thflm
wind down the private way that led
through our extensive grounds, and half
wished I were old enough to go with
them. Hearing a slight noise, I turned
and saw a stranger, a tiguro not unusual,
a man with a bundle hung on a stick.
H? was leaning on the stone wall, and
apparently looking after the carriages.
He came forward in a moment, and
asked if he might sit down and rest, and
if I would kindly give him something to
eat. Of course I said yes, and with
light steps soon had him a substantial
lunch of bread and cheese, which he
came into the kitchen to eat. Betsey
and Hannah were bu?y, hurrying to
finish their work, for they were going
out to tea and to spend the evening.
They talked gnyly about their viwt, paying
little attention to the stroller, who
was quietly eating. He had laid his
straw hat on the floor, and I Baw that
his head was bald on the top, and the
thinni>h hair brushed up from behind
over it.
He had prominent ears, low forehead
and large mouth, with a receding chin,
where grew a stubby beard, of gnzzlv
black, liko his hair. I did not know why
I observed all this, or his eyes, small
and hid under grayish brows, that
seemed to glance furtively about him
when no one appeared to be looking.
His voice was harsh and croaking, and
had startled me when he first addressed
me.
W<> were used to strollers of all
kind?', as I have said. PerhaDS I was
mentally contrasting his repulsiveness
with ray father's noble and dignified
features. He seemed to me very ugly.
I was Rind when he had finished his meal
and risen to go. He a-ked percussion
to light his pipe, which was readily
granted. He went oat dirpctly, passing
accidentally throngh the dining-room
tiud ont of the great hall, where he lingered
for a moment or two. He had
thanked mo civilly enough for his breakfast,
hut the girls laughed and nodded
as he went out, and said they should
think I had picked up a raven.
All (bat loDg, bright day 1 was busy
and happy in the flower garden, or sewing,
or reading; and when the girls left,
looking very cheerful at their half holiday,
I wished them a merry time, and
told th m not to hasten home, for
Thomas should oome for them. I expected
mv father and mother soon after
eijrht o'clock, and I told Thomas that he
might go about that time, as they would
soon bo home, and it looked a little like
rain. Heavy clouds were gathering in
the west, and the thunder rumbled sul
lenly. He tdW.lie covered wagon and
old gray, and, before he stepped ifl,
said :
" Miss Ann, I think yon had better
fasten the doors, as yon may be all alone
for a short time if I go so soon. "Would
yon not rather that I shonld wait till
yonr father comes?"
"Oh, no, Thomas; I don't mind being
alone-in the least, and yon onght to
go, lest it shonld rain hard, for it is
more than two miles to ride, and they
may not wish to leave in a minnte. I
expect father and mother every moment.
Don't wait."
So Thomas left, ai:d the wagon rattled
merrily np the lane. I bolted the
doors becanse he had told me to, for
otherwise I wonld not have thought of
it. It grew dark rapidly, and the thunder
began to peal heavily, while the
wind ro?e, and the flashes of lightning
grew more vivid and frequent. I went
to the east parlor, and looked out to the
south, but the sudden lighting up of
the sky and the following darkness did
not interest me long. I could not see
out very well, either, as the honey
suokles covered the windows. The large
mirror reflected me as I turned away to
cross the room, and I stopped a moment
with a natural vanity, for I was young
and fair enough to look npon.
I let all my hair fall loose, and wonnd
it in long, shining, brown oorls over my
fingers. It oertainly did look handsome,
for it was very thick, and fell below my
waist, and curled almost of itself as it
fell. There came a great flash of light,
and 1 saw distinctly reflected in the
glass a faco looking in the window. It
was an instant of terror, but I neither
screamed nor moved. The face could
not see my faoe, and I kept my body
still, and rolled the long, shining rings
off my oold, white fingers. It was an
ugly face, and I recognized it. I had
seen it that morning, and I knew what
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lay Dei ore me. jl prayea mwaraiy a unei
prayer for help.
Turning from the glass, I went steadily
toward a table that stood near the
window, and on whioh I had left my
candle. I moved steadily as usual, and
took up the water pitcher and looked in
it, then took my candle and went toward
the kitchen. The lightning kept
flashing, but the face did not come again.
I dropped my candle on the kitchen
hearth and put my foot on the wick. I
set down the pitcher on the dresser,
and with soft, light footfall hastened
throngh the west room up the front
stairs, into my father's chamber, and
softly closed and bolt9d the door at the
head of the stairs. I unlocked his box,
took out both the bags of gold, relocked
it, and made my way into the great
chamber. 9
I heard voices; I heard the doors
tried below. I knew it was not my
father. I dared not tremble nor grow
faint. I went through that room and
two others to the garret stairs. I hardly
breathed. I heard a window pushed
up; more than one person came in at it
I felt about me in the dark. There was
a sliding panel in the inside of the stairway.
I pushed it . nd it rolled back. I
entered into a long closet under the
stairs, and slid the panel carefully into
its place. I felt cautiously to see if all
waf safe. I pulled my dress close about
me lest it might be caught, and the door
not closed tightly. Then I waited. I
hearfl steps ooming up the stairs. I
heard a search through all the rooms below.
My heart beat till I thoupfl.t that
each bound mast be audible, heard
voioes?one voice, the Raven's. I knew
that harsh croak. It told me nothing.
The faoe had revealed all to me. The
man had seen the bag of gold as he leaned
over the wall in the morning, unnoticed
by the gay group. It was all
plain to me. He had gathered from the
girls' talk that I might be alono. He
had returned and watched. He had
brought aocomplioes. Very soon the
steps and voices came my way. I could
distinguish plainly the words that wero
spoken.
" Drat her! she must have seen you."
" No matter; we'll split the box open
with this ax."
I knew the ax was in the little porch.
Thomas had set it in when he had done
chopping the brush, as it looked like
rain.
I heard the stepB and voices move
a war, a auii, crasnmg sonna, ana men
stifled, angry tones. I knew they had
opened the box, and found nothing but
the papers. I knew they would now
search for me. I heard them as they
looked into every room and closet, and
came up the stairs separate. They all
met at the foot of the garret stairs. A
thick board was between us. I thanked
God that the panel was close shut. I
knew it, for no ray of light camo
through.
" She must be up here," said the
Raven, " and we'll soon have her."
"I'll warrant she is here, and I'll
wring her neck if she makos a noiso
about it."
Bat the thorough search was ended,
and the voices grew very angry and full
of frightful oaths and threatenings.
They sat down on the garret stairs to
lit Id a parlt>>. A spider ran across my
f*ce. A spider puts me in mortal fear.
It was with a great effort that I kept
from screaming.
" Come," croaked the Raven, "let us
j?o and get the silver ; that will be something?that
will be something."
" Curse the silver. It's the gold I've
come for, and I'll bnrn the house if I
don't fiud the girl! So let her look
out!"
A cold perspiration came on my forehead.
Would they perform their threat ?
"Good! Then tlib rats will 6queak,
'Down drop the money bags,' and
we'll choke the girl to make her dumb."
" Hold your noise. The old man will
be comiug home. We'll l e caught here.
Be quick."
" Who c^es forhim 1 He's only one.
A bludgeon will give him a handy little
headache as he comes in."
" And his wife ?"
They spoke low, hideous words that
made my flesh creep. I almost was
ready to call aloud, to open the panel,
to give them the gold, and bid them go.
They got up, and the steps and voices
went down. It was horrible there in
the dark. I was stifling. I moved the
psnel slightly. No light entered. 1
slid it softly back. My resolution waa
taken. I would get out of the house,
run down the road, and meet my father.
I would save him. I left the gold in
the cloaet, shutting it in close. I stole
down two stops into the chamber below.
I knew there was a window open there.
I crept across the room, listening keenly.
I lifted myself cautiously on the window
ledffe, and cnight a branch of the
cherry treo which grew close to the
house. Swinging myself lightly out, I
hastily descended the trunk of the tree, I
and found my Pelf on the ground faf?. I
No. The lightning flash betrayed
me. The Raven's voice shrieked,
hoarsely : " There she goes ! (Jatch
her 1 Quick! This way!"
Out at the front door came the pursuers,
hardly ten steps from me. I
dashed toward the thick shrubbery to
put them off the track. Fortunately I
knew the way, every step of it. They
were guided solely by the sound and
flashing light.
" Shoot her by the next flash !" cried
one.
My flying feet struck loose boards. I
was passing directly over an old, unused
well, very deep, and it gave back a hollow,
resonant sound. Almost the next
moment I heard a crash, the report of a
pistol, a heavy fall, oaths and a deep
groan. Shuddering, I sped on through
the garden, up toward the cider press,
over the stone wall, down the hollow, up
the hillside, over the fields. No stepB
followed; no voioes shouted after me.
I ran down to the second bars, and let
them down. It began to rain a few great
drops, then fast, then it poured. I was
wet to the skin. I ran on, for I heard
advancing wheels ooming rapidly. I
stood in the road and cried: " Father !
father I" The chaise stopped. Another
chaise behind stopped also. It was our
next neighbor's, who lived a quarter of
a mile further on.
"Ann, my child. Good heavens!
What is the matter? What has happened
f"
I told the whole in a few words, amid
eager exclamations of joy at my safety,
of surprise, even of anger, because
Thomas had left me alone.
" Don't blame him, father ; I insisted
on his going."
A hurried consultation took place.
My father was very brave. Our neighbor
was very timid. He proposed going
on to his house and returning with
weapons. In the meantime I had got
into the chaise and crouched down at
my mother's feet, who was half crying,
and wholly thankful to feel me there.
We rode on, and came to our gate
under the willows. There were lights
in the house, but all was still. Nothing
moved. My father put the reins in my
mother's hands, and opened the other
gate that led np the lane.
"Will you go home with Nathan?"
said he,
41 And leave you here ? No."
" Take your wife home, Nathan, if
you will, and come back."
" We will stay by you."
"Let us reoonnoiter, then, a little."
They got out, leaving us sitting still.
The rain fell less heavily. They got
something that would do for weapons
from the toolhouse. They went all 1
round the house?all was quiet. They
wint in. We sat still, speaking few 1
words, my hand clasped in my 1
mother's. . '
"Thomas is ooming?" I exclaimed,
eagerly. " I hear the wheels." i
We called to him as he came to the
gate, for he could not see us. He drove
through and called out: ;
" What is the matter?" '
We told him sufficiently, and he left
Betsey and Hannah, and went in at
once, with only the heavy whip. We
did not sit long. Nathan came out directly.
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"What have you found? Who is
there ?"
"Nothing. Nobody."
" Are they all gone ?"
" Yes, with some of the silver and a
few things. We don't know what
yet."
The horses were put under the shed
and we all went in. Father said,
calmly :
" We will take a lantern, Thomas, and
lnnt ennnil nnfc nf rlnrvrs ft lifctlfi."
I knew they would go to the old well.
I stood and looked out of the window
and saw the gleam of the lantern as it
moved. In a very few minutes they
came back.
"One of them is dead," said my
father, "and the other lies at the bottom
and groans. Ihe third has es.japed."
They laid boards across some barrels
in the shed, and brought up tho dead
man and laid him on them. His comrade,
who fell in the well, bad Bhot him
in the head as he plunged through the
Iwards. His ugly faoe was still uglier.
It was the Raven. That night my
father'8 prayers were very solemn, and
his embrace was close as he gave me
my good-night kiss.
The robber in the well was bruised,
but not seriously hurt. The law took
him to Duniahment. Tha third escaped.
I was never left at horn? again alone.
Little Tommy's Letter.
Deer Ma: I wislit yoapwood come
homb. JonDy shuts me up in the clozzet
and pinches me awfnl cos I wont
shuv eginst for him to cut it hurts my
bans, an ho ses none of the chickens is
going to be mine when my hen comes
awf cos they was his cgs wbafc she set
on. The old black banty tride to set
but we diddent want black chickens, we
wanted wite, so we chaste her awf evry
day, an the wite hen woodent set till
Jonny tide her onto the nest, an she
duzzent set sho stans. He eed lie wood
give me One chicen cheap for 25 cents
an I bawt it. Deer Ma I miss you awful.
Cant I have some pants of my owen an
not Jonnys ? That feller what comes to
eee Ant Cad was here last night. He set
on the pofy an Jonny was under thesofy
but he diddent no it at awl. When Ant
Cad came in tho feller tole her ses he
thoy is plenty of rume here, an she set
down byo him. Then he kist her, not
rite away bnt bine by an she was rele
inad an got up and slamed the door.
Wheu she came back ho kist her agen
an she^kep telling him to stop, but he
diddent til Jouty run a shaul pin into
iiis leg. Then Aut Cad reeoht in an
hn.wlor> .Tinnv r>Tcfc. nn hriTfc Viin eres an
cawled him o you nawty boy, an Jonny
eride, an the feller Bed it was no matter.
The flour what Gramna cawis serins
ulumed the other nite. She Bent for
evry boddy to come an see it and the
hows was ful of fokes an a lot stanning
owt on the pavement looking into the
window. They was a coming an goen
evry minnit. Thev sed it was wunderfall.
I thawt it was a nice flour, an
Jonny whispered pick it an I pict an I
ftint got over it yet. I am bo soar I cant
bare to net down mutch. Our girl baa
got a bow. He must be a very ritch
gennelman, he wares such a big long
gold chano wounded twice around his
neck, an tb?n such a wach I with too
lids to it, and ho nes it is a court cronomj
tt-r wach. When ho wants to no
wat time it is, if it is in tho day time, he
just lnys it onto a fents or a post an IetB
the sun Rhino on it, and then if he staze
there til.it is noon, he can toil egzactly
what time it is. If it is afternoon he
has to wate til next day. When the sun
dont shino be cant tell enyway, an when
it is nite he dont no. Ant Cad ses it is
the best court wach she ever saw, I want
you to send me too shilen in your nez
letter an rite rite away. I want to here
from you bo mutch I cant wate.
Your afexunate son
Tommy.
The Turkish Capital.
The population of Constantinople,
with the eubnrbs, is now estimated at
800,000, and the burden of vessels clearing
the port fit about 4,000 tons. The
Ronmeliau railroad connects the city
with the northern provinces, pausing
through a wonderfully rich but wretchedly
cultivated country, and before long
there will be a more direct railroad communication
with Europe by a line meeting
the Ruschuk-Varna railroad, and
crossing the Danbue at Gurgieve, to
join the terminus of the Roumanian
truck line. Pera, thanks to frequent
fires and foreign residents, bids fair to
blossom into a pleasant place for a Christian
to dwell in. Two-thirds of it was
in 187ft when 2 000 houses, in
'eluding the British embassy, wero destroyed.
It is not being rebuilt on the
former site, bnt a large town is raising
aronnd tho ppot where the old town
stood, and about Galata, covering a
wide area. A very important Christian
city is probably destined to grow np
here, under the anspioes of the embassies
which olnster on Pera's heights.
THE PATH OF VIRTUE.
The Sad Story of a Tonne Maa'a Crime?
*tfhe Road to Vice.
There is nothing sadder in the literature
of romanoe than is the story of the
defalcation in the National Park bank.
It is a melancholy tragedy in real life,
surpassing, in its sorrowful details, anything
that the novelists can invent?a
tragedy, truly, although the sufferers
bj Ullis' sin are still alive; more truly a
tragedy, indeed, because the blow which
he has struck at the persons nearest to
him is of a kind that does not kill the
body.
For eighteen years this man has labored
to build up a reputation which
was worth -infinitely more to him and to
fomiln fViot Via hiul onl 1 Arf nhnnt him !
than life itself. He had been diligent
and faithful in his business. He had
grown up with the bank in which he
worked, and had become a part of ita
working machinery. He had piWBed
tlirough all the lower grades of office
there, and was the most confidently
trusted of the bank's officers. The millions
in its vaults were in his sole keeping.
The president and the cashier
alone were above him in rank, and they
trusted him implicitly. In the natural
course of events he would have succeeded
them in office. His slowly earned
reputation for fidelity had been abundantly
tested, and it was a solid and secure
capital for him. He had been "up
to his elbows in money for years," and
the time had long ago gone by when
there was room for doubt as to his strict
integrity. He was rich; richer that any
amount of money could make him, because
his wealth was of a kind that no
thief could steal and no adverse fortune
could take away from him. His salary,
too, was ample, and he had all the
means of comfortable and even of moderately
luxurious living.
The lust of gold seized him, and for a
sum whioh to such a man ought to have
seemed paltry, he sold all this. He
threw away his capital, throttled his
honorable reputation, destroyed the results
of a patient lifetime's work, abandoned
the prosperous and happy future
whioh lie had so laboriously Becurea,
and in one minute ohanged himself from
an honorable man, whose success in life
was already accomplished, into a thief
hiding from the officers of the law.
All this is terrible, but this is only
the smaller and less tragic part of the
story. This man had for his own something
more than wealth, something better
than success. In his Brooklyn home
there were a wife and five children, and
the wrong done to them was more terrible
than any words of ours can hint.
There is a bright boy there, twelve years
of age, this man's firstborn son, and we
read in tne newspapers that when that
boy saw the story of his father's guilt in
the journals he sunk under the blow,
and wept. Who shall picture the agony
whioh brought those tears ? Who shall
tell, who shall even imagine the crushing,
blighting effect of this man's crime
upon the life and soul of that boy ?
The child has been reared to hold in
highest respect those principles of
fidelity to trust and integrity of character
which bad made his father a trusted
and honored omcer 01 a great mturupuutan
back. His pride in such a father as
his was believed to be must have been
the highest joy of his life, and his
young ambition must have been to follow
in his father's footsteps, to win for
himBelf a like reputation, perhaps to
follow his father in the very institution in
which the father's honors had been won.
The light is all gone out of that young
life now. The bright boy, with high
impulses and with the stimulus of a
father's conspicuously honorable career
as a motive to earnest effort, has in a
single hour become the son of a thief.
His little brothers and sisters are under
the same terrible cloud which overshadows
him aud which nothing can
over remove. The pioture is too horrible
to contemplate, and yet it thrusts
itself upon the gaze of every father with
depressing, but let us hope with wholesome
effect. Tht.t poor boy, weeping
iiver a grief that even time cannot as
suage, is much more truly and much
more terribly the victim of his father's
pin than be would have been if he had
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father's band. Tlie thought of him in
his grief is a nightmare from which
there is no escaping; and Ellis' reward
for all this tragic work was a paltry
sum of money which he may easily
was to in a single year.?New York Evening
Post.
Burns and Scalds.
Barns and scalds are among the most
common of accidents, and perhaps there
are none for which moro remedies have
been suggested and employed. With
some of theso remedies it is the duty of
all of us to become familiar, that we
may krfow what to do in an emergency.
It is a thousand pities to have the chance,
onco in a lifetime, of playing the part of
the good Samaritan and laok the sk^I
The first thing to be noticed is, that >v
moving injured people great care sho jld
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shock which the system has already experienced.
In removing the clothes
there must be no tearing off of the
burnt or blistered skin, which affords a
useful protection for the injured surface.
The next thing is to cover the
burnt or seal-led parts with material
that will exclude the air. Flour answers
well, and should be freely applied. Or
common whiting, reduced by cold water
to the consistence of thick cream, may
be spread on a light limn rag, and applied
to covor tho injured surface. The
ease it affords is instantaneous, and it
only requiros to be kept moist by occasional
pprinkling of cold wak;. Cotton
wool, if at hand, may be wrapped
round the injuries, or lint, or linen rugs
steeped in water may bo used. These
may be covered with oiled silk. A
mixture of linseed oil and lime water, in
equal proportions, may bo applied with
rags laid over tho burns. The more extensive
the surface involved in the accident,
the greater care should be taken
not to expos? it to atmospherio influence,
which increases the pain, and
also adds constitutional depression.
Should the sufferer be greatly exhausted,
give brandy or other stimulant; if the
pain be excessive and irritating to the
nervous system, ten drops of laudanum
should be given until professional aid
mn hA nhtainari.
A Handsome Sum.
The report tliat Mr. Delaue'will shortly
retire from the editorship of tho
London Time* excuses a reference to a
statement which has been goiDg the
rounds relating to the births, marriages
and deaths column of the great journal.
It was said that those were at first in
serted gratis; but Mr. Walter, the then
proprietor, thiukiDg that a Benedick
might very well pay a trifle for the announcement
that he had volunteered
into the "noble armv of martvrs." fix
ed a tariff of half a crown npon each
epithalamium?fcho money to go to the
printers. One morning at breakfast
Mrs. Walter suggested that tho sum
realized in this way would fit in very
nioely to her pooket allowance; and her
husband, seeing with the eyes of his
wife, diverted the revenue accordingly.
At the subsequent transfer of property,
it was found tlftit the triple record of
human weakness and mortality was
worth fully four thousand a year.
Only Four Hundred Miles.
We cannot conceal a sense of disappointment
at the return of the English
north pole expedition withont having
accomplished its direct object. Captain
Hall pushed the little Polaris, a vessel
but poorly adapted to its task, tg within
four hundred and sixty-four miles of the
pole, and the English expedition, under
Oaptain Nares, only reaohed sixty-four
miles further in sledges. His advance
vessel?the Alert?wiutered in latitude
eighty-two deg. twenty-seven seconds,
while the Polaris had wintered in latitude
eighty-one deg. thirty-eight seo.
Here is certainly a Blight advanoe; one
are we to consider that this is the limit ?
Dr. Hayes in 1860, with dog sledges,
explored as high as eighty-two deg.
forty-five sec., or only forty miles short
of Captain Nares' furthest. Parry reaohed
the same latitude north of Spitsbergen
in 1827, and Oaptain Scoresby, in
the Spitzbergen sea, touohed eighty-otife
deg. thirty sec. In 1806, or within five
hundred and ten miles of the pole. The
efforts in the direction of the Arctic during
seventy years, therefore, represent
a total advanoe of one hundred and ten
miles. No polar expedition went forth
so well equipped and under such favorable
auspices as that which has just returned.
Doubtless no pains were spared
by any person in the entire expedition
to accomplish all that could be achieved;
but we may here note our surprise that
a single winter's experience was deemed
to establish conclusively their inability
to reach the pole. Why, for instance,
was not one of the vessels dispatched
south, after landing her stores, .before
the ioe olosed, to return with the open
water bearing fresh supplies ? The experience
of all explorers who have
adopted the Smith sound route has
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laugHfc l-UHb liiU rtaii cuurt uc^mo ai tuc
eighty-second, parallel, and hence, if
Arctio exploration is not at an end, arrangements
must be made in future exCoitions
for a journey northward on
t sledges of four hundred and eighty
miles. The terrors, the enormous difficulties
of suoh a journey, are pictured in
the one fact that the heroic sledge party
from the Alert could not advance more
than a mile a day. If this speed cannot
be bottered of course disoovery northward
is at an end. The contiibutions
to our knowledge of the Arctio regions
will doubtless prove considerable, the
tracing of the coast line of the American
continent two hundred and twenty miles
to the west of" Greenland and a considerable
distance to the east, in all, probably,
one-fifth of the circumferenoe of
the rim of the north pole being especial1^
?rtftntnin Vavad /la/ilovaa
ly Yttl U'lUlU) VO^/VOtU H CO ucwtuw I
emphatically against Kane's open Polar
sea. Below the eighty-second parallel
animal life and the migration of birds
cease. Beyond all is ice, ice, ice.
" The impracticability of reaching the
pole was proved," he says. If that has
been fully demonstrated by one winter's
effort we can permanently resign the
north pole to the romai oers who have
had it so long. But has it been ??New
York Herald.
The Tarantula's Bite.
Dan Sheppard, a workman on the
South Pueblo water works ditch, Colorado,
some time since, the Denver News
says, was bitten by a tarantula. Sheppard
was sleeping in a cabin on the
Gray back ranch. He had made his bed
on the floor, and bad scarcely gone to
sleep when he felt something l inohhis
left shoulder and then run aoross his
face. He tried to catoh it with his
hand, but it escaped him. Severe pains
beginning to shoot from the shoulder,
Sheppard became convinced that he had
been bitten by a tarantula. He thnn
ran up the railway track to M. T.
Robinson's, about a mile distant, in the
hope of getting some whisky for u*e as
an antidote, but unfortunately Robinson
had no whisky on hand. He then returned
down the track and went to a
house near where he was bitten.
Sheppard is a stout, powerful man,
but by this time he was nearly exhausted.
The pain had passed from his shoulder
down his left side, then into his
legs and up his right side, until his
whole body was auecteu, ana ue wan m
I a state of tho most excruciating agony.
A neighbor immediately mounted his
horse and galloped to Pueblo, eight
miles distant, for a supply of whisky.
In tho meantime Sheppard retnrned
to his cabin, and in a sfiort time, from
the action of the poison, he became almost
insensible, and his body, head and
limbs became frightfully swollen. In
just two hours and & half from the time
he was bitten, the much needed whisky
was received from Paeblo.
Tho poisoned man was now in a very
critical condition, unable to movo, atjd
evidently at the very gates of death.
The whisky was immediately administered,
and he speedily revived. About
a quart was given him, when, as Sheppard
himsolf says, he began to feel himself
the strongest man in Colorado, and
it was with difficulty that four men
could hold him. It soon became evident
thai the whisky would prove au effectual
antidote to the tarantula poison.
Sheppard is now recovering rapidly,
and though he is still weak, and has lost
some thirty pounds in weight, there is
little doubt t&at in a week or so he will
be all ngnt again.
It is a little singular that, although
the effects were so terrible, the bite itself
left a mark so small as to bo scarcely
perceptible. Although the whole of the
rest of the body was badly swollen, the
spot bitten was scarcely affected.
An Army Examining Board,
Board of trammers and victim applying
for commission:
Examiner?"Who was the greatest
general of ancient or modern times?"
Mr. Green?"Some say Alexander,
some Napoleon, others General Grant,
bnt I think Moses was the greatest, because
he carried an immense army with
women, children and baggage across an
arm of the sea, and didn't use a pon
toon train." .
" Who is the greatest man ra the
United States to-day ?"
"Dr. Mary Walker."
' Who founded the city of Sevastopol?"
?
" Exonso me. general.
" The city of Sevastopol, Mr. Green."
"Oh, yes 1 Sebastopol. Hannibal,
general."
"Now, Mr. Green, suppose yo* were
marching your command through a
hostile country, right in front, and you
were hemmed in by the enemy on both
flanks, with an impassable river in front
and th?> nea in rear of you, what would
you do ?"
"Well, I think I should sit down and
write to mother and he passed?out.
His Will.
A wealthy man died suddenly without
leaving any will. The widow, desirous
of securing the whole of the property,
ooncealed her husband's death, and persuaded
a poor shoemaker to take his
place. Accordingly ho vu olosely muffled
in bed, as if very sick, and a lawyer
was called in to write the will. The
shoemaker, in feeble voice, bequeathed
half of all the property to the widow.
" What shall be done with the remainder
?" askod the lM?yer. "The remainder,"
replied he, " I give and bequeath
to the poor little shoemaker across the
street, who hip'been a good neighbor
and a deserving man."
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A SAD DISASTER.
The Railroad CellUlon en the Delawaure*
Lackawanna and Western Ballrcad.
A frightful aocident occurred on the
Delaware, Lackawanna and Western
railroad at a station known as Lehigh
Summit, on the Pecono mountain,
twenty miles from Scranton. The regular
afternoon train to New York and
Philadelphia, consisting of seventeen
passenger ooaches drawn by three engines,
had about twelve hundred pas?
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sengers on Doara, principally uouuu ior
the Oentenuial Exhibition. The train
was two hours behind time, and reaching
the summit shortly alter eight
o'clock, stopped to take water from the
tank. While there a heavy coal train,
drawn by three engines, ran into the
rear of the passenger train, telescoping
two of the cars through and through,
and breaking five others. The scenes
that ensaed were heartrending, although
by a most miraculous circumstance the
number of killed are few.
It seems that after taking water at
Lehigh Summit one engine became detached
from the train. After being
coupled on agpin another start was made,
which resulted in breaking off the last
two oars. The two engines and fifteen
cars went back for the stray cars, but in
coming up missed the coupling. In
backing up again, and when at about
forty yards from the two detached cars,
the long, heavily laden coal train came
driving up at a speed of about fifteen
miles an hour, ran into the detached
cars and shot those forward into the rear
of the rest of the train. The two detaohed
cars, standing between the two
trains, were, strange to say, but little
dama ed, and the rear cars of the fifteen,
into which these were immediately
plunged, also suffered little; but the
fifth and sixth cars from the rear were
literally knooked into kindling wood.
The fifth car reared and was thrown
right upon the car in front. The rest
of the passenger train in front was not
muoh iniured, and even the engine of
the coal train which had caused the
damage was very little broken np.
Imagine two cars Bmashed into flinders
as by a pile driver, the splinters and
blocks thrown into a heap in the most
indescribable confusion, and the passengers
pitched into this mingled mass of
wood and iron, and wedged in such a
way that the backs of the seats had to
bo broken in order to resoue many of
them, the air filled with the shrieks of
men and women, and the groans of the
wonnded, and one has only a faint conception
of the scene. Some of the
passengers had stepped off the train to
wait for the watering of the engine, and
so fortunately escaped. These, and the
uninjured on the train itself, immediately
set to work to rescue the wounded.
Some of these were so tightly wedged
in by the debris of the car that it was a
longtime before they could be extricated,
and their sufferings were indescribable.
To add to the horror'of the
scene, one of the cars took fire and was
rlentmvfld.
Surgeons had been telegraphed for to
i S or an ton, eighteen miles away, and
! Strondsburg, thirty-five miles. There
was one surgeon at Gouldsboro,
two miles distant, Dr. Patterson, who
was soon on hand and did all he oould.
But what could one physician, however
skilled and however humane, do with so
many wounded? The officers of the
road did all that possibly could be done
to alleviate the sufferings of the wounded
while awaiting the arrival of the surgeons
who had been telegraphed for,
and who, it seemed, would never come.
It was at least two hours before the
Scranton and Strondsburg corps of surgeons
arrived. They reached the place
about the same time, and numbered
about fifteen. With them came probably
forty persons from the two places,
and all set to work binding up wounds.
The country near Lehigh Summit is
very sparsely settled, and but little aid
could be rendered by the few residents.
As to the cauE9 of the accident. The
road in this section is fall of curves, and
the grade at the place of the disaster?
whioh is only a watering place and
telegraph station. :he pasaeugor station
being two miles this side?is eighty feet
to the mile. The passenger train left
Scranton with two conductors, the regular
conductor, Mr. Bush, being on the
front'of the train, and the extra conductor,
Mr. darling, on the rear cars.. The
rear car had the usual red light signal,
but the crowd on the platform hid the
signal from the engineer of the front
engine of the on-coming train, so the
latter olaims. The ourve bid the passenger
train until the coal train was
immediately upon it, and the steep
grade required all the steam which
could be carried. The actual cause of
the accident was probably the fact that
the machinists and men laboring in the
yard at Scranton had been on a strike
about a month, this beiug the third re
duction of their wages, and, consequently,
the rolling stock is sadly in need of
repairs. On account of the Centennial,
the road is constantly crowded with passenger
and excursion trains, and all the
stock is in oonstant demand. Two passengers
were instantly killed and a large
number injured. Several of the injured
died.
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Men and Women Cooks.
There seems to be more natural difficulty
for the woman to learn than the
man. There is a sweet tooth running ,
through her sex whioh affeots her taste
and renders hei less trustworthy. She
is less exact, at least in the pursuit of
this vocation, and does not reason as the
man does. If he fails he thinks and
i * * 1 a# fha fating I
tries w iiiiu out iuu u>uoo w vuu
whioh she is less - apt to do. He givoe
poands and ounces as to quantity where
she gives approximate handfals. The
man is more particular about the food
which he consumes himself, which
makes him more careful about what he
propares for others. Many women are
content provided they have ice oream
and sweet cake, or something equivalent
thereto. Count de Najao, a man of some |
authority concerning the table in Paris, I
avers that the interest and traditions of
the kitchen can only be oonfined with
safety to men, ana tutu 11 ILLO YTUJLUVU |
guests at a table were not under the eye
of the stern sex they would begin dinner
with the dessert. As may be conceived,
this is a pa^jful mistake for a Frenchman
to make, but a sense of duty doubtless
rises above all other considerations.
Notwithstanding, even if men be superior
to women in this calling, if any
widespread movement is to come about
the movement must come from them, for
the kitchen is virtually in their hands.
A Business WIrl.
When a Chicago girl received a dispatch
from Wisconsin, announcing tliat
her lover was going off with the consumption,
she telegraphed to his friends:
" Has poor Jeffrey kept up his life insurance?"
The friend telegraphed baok:
" Policy for $10,000 in your favor is
paid up till May 9, 1877." Poor Jeffrey
cannot last arter the first cold snap."
The young lady then wondered philosophically
how she would look in blaok,
and telegraphed to Jeffrey :
" Darling, I will be with you on Tuesday,
never to quit*you during life.
"Lubline."
" It will be a sad loss to you, mv
love," said her mother. " Yes, ma,
sobbed the girl,but the loss is fully
oovered by insurance."
A Lady Sargeon In the Army.
There was at this time at the cape a
person whose eccentricities attracted
universal attention?Dr. James Barry,
staff surgeon to the garrison and the
governor's medical adviser. Lord
Charles described him to me as the most
skillful of physicians and the most wayward
of men. He had lately been in
professional attendance upon the governor,
who was somewhat fanciful about his
health, but, taking umbrage at something
said or done, he had left hit, patient
to prescribe for himself. I had
heard bo much of this caprioious, yet
privileged gentleman, that I had a great
curiosity to see him. I shortly afterward
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sat next aim at dinner at one ui u-jo
regimental messes. In this learned
Pandit I beheld a beardless lad, apparently
abont my own age, with an unmistakable
Scotch type of countenance,
reddish hair, high cheek benes. There
was a certain effeminacy in his manner,
which he always seemed striving to over:
come. His style of conversation was
greatly superior to that one usually
heard at mees tables in those days of
non-competitive examination. A mystery
attached to Barry's whole professional
career, which extended over more
than half a century. While at the cape
he fonght a duel, and was considered to
be of a most quarrelsome disposition.
He waa frequently guilty of most flagrant
breaches of discipline, and on
more than one occasion was sent home
under arrest, but somehow or other his
offenses were always condoned at headquarters.
In Hart's "Annual Army
List" for the year 1865 the name of
James Barry, M- D., stands at the head
of the list of inspectors general of hospitals.
In the July of that same year
the Times one day announced the death
of Dr. Barry, and the next day it was
officially reported to the Horse Guards
that the doctor was a woman. It is
singular that neither the landlady of her
lodging nor the black servant who had
lived with her for years had the slightest
anani/nnn nf Vior ?fiT. Thfl l?td MtS.
Ward, daughter of Colonel Tidy, from
whom I had these particulars, told me
further that she believed the doctor to
have been the granddaughter of a Scotch
earl, whose name I do not now give, as
I am unable to substantiate the correctness
of my friend's surmise, and that
she adopted the medical profession from
attachment to an army surgeon, who has
not been many years dead.
1 Modern Antique,
There is a millionaire here, Hu Xuang
Tung, says a Centennial letter, who has
an exhibit of porcelain or chinawarethat
is very, very valuable, because it is
vpry, very old. You must know that
crackled ware is now all the rage; I do
not know why, except that it is supposed
to be very old when covered with a network
of cracks. A jar all crackles is
worth about $500 or $600. We had in
the familv a hideous thing?half bowl,
half pitcher; old?ever bo old?older
than I am. Tears ago it was laid away
among the archives (we keep them in a
barrel in the cellar) because grease would
ooze out through the crackles. After a
day among tho chinaware at the Exhibition,
Toffy, who is always diving into
the musty reoesses of the past to drag
up some relio of kingly splendor, went
down into the cellar and fished that
bowl out. It was dark brown, and covered
with ribs about half an iuch apart.
Toffy varnished it and painted the ribs
a yellow green. Then she set it in the
sun to dry. When dried, she placed it
on the front parlor mantel, where it reallv
looks hideous enough to be genuine. I
Visitors como in, eye the monstrosity, I
and say :
" What a?a?peculiar jar that is I"
" Yes; is it not ? It ia very old and
raro, You may have seen them at tho
Exhibition?in the Chinese department.
This crackled ware "?(taking it up care
fully, and showing the network all oyer
it)?" is very valuable, you know."
" Ah! I see; it is indeed remarkably
beautiful; the design is wonderful. I
had not examined any of them before,
but I can see this is very rare."
'Yes," replies Toffy, "we prize it
highly as a specimen of the antique,"
and then she replaces it cautiously and
resumes her conversation.
The James Family.
Mrs. Samuels, the mother ol the
James boys, the famous Missouri
marauders, has left Olay county, Mo.,
and gone to Texas. On leaving she
said: " I hope I shall at last find peace
and rest in the new home I hope to And.
I am very old now, and not the woman I
was thirteen years ago, when trouble
came upon me and mine with the war.
My husband was hung by the Federals,
and Jesse, then a boy fifteen years old,
was whipped by the same gang until
speechless because he would not tell
where his brother Frank was. As for
my family, here is all there is of it. Dr.
Samuels is old and helpless. My little
boy is unable to make a living yet. He
is the next to the boy killed by the detectives
at the time they threw in that
hand grenado. Then there is my daughter.
She was brought home from
school to do the sewing for the family
when I lost my arm. Besides these
three helpless members of my family, I
have an old colored woman who has
lived with us on the farm over there in
Olay county for thirty years. She will
never leave us; she is too old to do for
herself, and will not take her freedom.
Then 1 have an old paralyzed colored
man belonging to the family. I must
keep him as long as he lives. And then
a little ohild adopted by me, and old
Aunty, make up my family. There,
you see, are eight of us, all helpless and
all harmless, and why we must be hunted
out of the home we have lived in for
thirty years I cannot understand."
It was Yery .Warm.
a* o dinner rtartv there were two
3iatere present, one a widow who had
just emerged frdm her weeds, the other
not long married, whose husband had
lately gone ont to India for a short
term. A yonng barrister present was
deputed to take the widow down to dinner.
Unfortunately he was nnder the
impression that his partner was the
married lady whose husband had just arrived
in India. The conversation between
them begun with the lady's remarking
how extremely hot it was.
"Yes, it is very ! ot," returned the
young barrister. Then a happy thought
suggested itself to him, and he added
with a smile : " lint not so hot as the
place to which you husband has gone."
The look with which the widow answered
this "happy thought" will
haunt that young barrister till the day
of his death.
To Come Back.
A man considerably more than half
drunk presents himself at the police station:
" ' 1 Off
Official?" Well, wnat ao you wtuii i
Inebriate?" I want to be looked nt>."
Official?" Why V
Inebriate?"Oh, (I get drunk every
Snnday and am locked np at night, bnt
to-night I couldn't find any officer to
take me up, so I thought I would come
myself."
Tho sergeant refieots a moment, then
replies, sententioualy:
" If you are able to find the road to
the police station by yourself you are
not drunk enough to be looked up.
Oome back in an hour or so."
me .rower 01 conscience.
A tonohing incident, illustrating the
Eower of conscience, even in the most
ardened criminal, recently occurred in
Washington. At dnsk a well dressed
stranger rang at the door of one of the
honses, and, on being admitted, said to
the proprietor: " You do not, sir, reoognize
my face. 'Tie -well. Listen. Your
pocket was picked abont a twelvemonth
sinoe?" "It was, and I lost $12.65."
" I was the thief. Nay, sir, spare your
reproaches. For seventeen days I had
not tasted food, and my wife and eleven
small children lay at home on their
miserable pallets, crying with hunger
and cold. The money I stole from you
then, sir, saved them, for with part of it
I bought coal, with part of it bread, and
the remaining portion I played upon
the eight, coppered the king, and called
the turn till I ran it up to #60; but pardon
me for intruding the details of my
humble business upon ydur attention.
I became an altered man, and determined
to reform and lead another life. I am
now well employed, and night and
morning my wife and children bless
your name, though they, innocent ones,
do not know that I stole the money. I
have long since sought' you, but was unable
to find you ; but, fortunately, my
friend and benefactor, I recognized you
on a street car yesterday; I followed
you home and learned your name, and
to-night I have oome to restore to you
the money of which I robbed you." So
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saying me fieuiwui gave iiie j&mu geutleman
a $20 bill, reoeiyed $7.35 change,
blessed his benefactor warmly and left
the house. Next morning the old man
fonnd chat the bill was a counterfeit and
that the tbief had, on leaving the honse,
taken the old man's hat and umbrella.
A Nervous Actress.
Laf jrriere, says a French journal, has
been playing "The Poor Idiot" in the
provinces. At one small town the stock
company was very nervous about playing
with the greftt star, especially a hapless
woman who was cast for the mother,
and with whom Laferriere has the crack
scene of the piece. It is in the fifth
act, at the moment that the idiot begins
to recognize and distinguish the persons
that surround him; then she rushes to
him and, folding him in her arms,
shrieks:
"My son, I am your mother 1"
At every rehearsal Laferriere encouraged
her. "Don't be nervous," he
would say; " keep cooL All you have
to do is to cry: 'My son,'I am your
mother 1' and embrace me."
" Oh, yes ; but, M. Laferriere, I am so
frightened to play with you."
All went well through the first four
nets, and in the wait before the fifth
JLafernere went to tne actress dressingroom
to cheer her.
"Keep up a stiff upper lip," he said,
cheerfully; " vou know what your have
to do. The whole play leads up to that
scene. I reckon on you. ' My son, I
am your mother!' and embrace me."
"Yes, yes; 'my son, I am your
mother I' I shall not forget"
The curtain rose. Laferriere was
playing with even more than his furious
vigor.
" Now, then," he whispered, encouragingly;
then, taking up bis part,
yelled :
" Who is this woman ? Who is she ?"
" My mother; I am yonr son!"
gasped the actress ; then she shrieked.
Laferriere had made his teeth' meet in
her arm!
Intelligence of. Horses.
Dr. L., of the New York veterinary
establishment, says that generally horses
seem to understand that what is being
done to them is for their good, and they
will often bear bravely the infliction of
necessary pain, even when it causes
their great frames to tremble in mute
agony. At times, however, they manifest
as much nervous dread of pain a?
human beings show, and then it becomes
necessary either to control them by
powerful apparatus or to administer anaesthetics.
In the latter case, pieces of
sponge saturated with ether or chloroform
are inserted in the animal's nostrils.
Frequently two ounces of either
fluid will be found sufficient to plunge a
powerful horse into utter unconsciousness,
while again a pint may be administered
without procuring the desired degree
of anesthetization. Horses show a
keen appreciation of pleasant flavors,
and an excenenc inemurpr iui uau uum
They also have a very fair knowledge of
the flight of time. When a horse is going
through a course of medicine he will
show that he knows when the hours arrive
at which he is to take a dose almost
as well as his doctor does, and if he has
taken a dislike to the potion which has
been given him, he will stubbornly resist
any attempt to get more of it into
his mouth, while on the other hand, if
. he has found it sweet or otherwise pleasant
flavored, or even simply tasteless, or
if he is allowed to sniff at it and find
that it is not the stuff to whioh he objects
to, he will open his big jaws and
take it down as graoefully as a horse
can be expected to swallow drugs.
Where Russia Stands.
The London Times' correspondent at
Paris says there is no doubt of oomplete
accord between Russia, Germany and
Austria. It can bo easily seen that England
and France will not break their
neutrality. Therefore, Russia has only
Turkey to face. The only minister of
the Ottoman cabinet who believed that
Turkey might defend herself and receive
European aid has fallen. The cabinet
are now convinced that Turkey cannot
oount on the accord of Europe in her
favor, and that Turkey cannot longer
mam tain complete dominion of the Balkan
peninsular. If they hesitate abont
the six weeks' armistice it is because
they wish to know the conditions to
which they will have to submit What
Russia wants is now known, and the
Ottoman cabinet will probably resign
themselves to it Russia wishes the absolute
independence of Servia; the recognized
independence of Montenegro,
with an extension of territory, and the
annexation of the port of Spissia and
the political and administrative autonomy
of Bosnia, Herzegovina and Bulgaria.
She wishes to strip off Bessarabia,
taken from her in 1856, and to have the
liberty of the Dardanelles established.
No Savey Sne.
Sansome street, San Franciscc, resounded
to the echoes of a policeman's
whistle in the hands of a miserable,
miserly looking old Ohinamau. A
policeman hurried to the scene, and
found that the celestial wanted a citizen
arrested who owned him some
money and refused to pay it. It was in
vain that the officer tried to point out
.7>th the legal acumen that the Chinaman's
remedy was at civil law?that he
should sne the refractory debtor. No,
he wanted criminal process.
41 Me no savey 4suesavey, he got my
(money; savey, me want it back."
44 Oh, come, get out of this," said the
guardian of the public peace, gently
shoving him away from his debtor, who
walked quietly off.
44 What you shove me for. Get me
back me money. Chinaman tie no pay
white man money he go to prison ;
white man he no pay Chinaman he walk
off. Yon say ' sne, sne.' Me no savey
sue.' Savey yon allee same fool."
Here the officer made a grab for John,
who effected his eseape.
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Prussians and Bavarian* are volunteering
largely into the Servian army,
as well as Russians.
Eggs and butter ere generallv, bat
erroneously, regarded as perishable articles,
for they gain *n strength as they
grow old.
A lake in Lower California which
covcred 150 square miles in 1878 has
now almost disappeared. In drying up
it has left a large deposit of salt.
Inauguration day (March 4) falls on
Sunday in the years 1821,1849, 1877,
1917,1945,1973, 2001, 2029, 2059, 2085,
2125, 2153, 2181, 2221, and so on.
The last native of Tasmania has died.
at the ace of seventy-three. This island,
which Became an English oolony in
1808, had 5,000 natives in 1825; in 1847,
forty-five, and now the raoe is extinct. ,
Here is a model verdict of a coroner's
jury: "We do believe, after dne
inquiries, and according to our best
knowledge, that we do not know how,
when, and where the said infant came to
its death."
Ike has had an irritating skin disease.
Mrs. Partington says "the charlotte
russe broke out all over him, and if he
hadn't wore the Injun beads as an omelet,
it would doubtless have culminated ,
fatally."
A brave and good little Ohio boy sat
on the fence two hours in the freezing
cold of dead winter, watching a broken
rail on the railroad truck, so as to carry
the latest news of the impending accident
to his father, who was local editor.
In 1790, not one hundred years ago,
at the sack of Ismail, the Bussians were
-.8 atrocious toward tie Turks as the latter
are toward the Servians; and Suwarrow
put 8,000 persons to death, as a leebon
to his soldiers in the art of . massacre.
; . ..
" Why didn't you put on a clean cot
lor before you left home ?" called out an
imnarfmonii mnnoi inn to an omnibus
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driver. " 'Cause your mother hadn't
sent home my washing," was the extinguishing
reply.
An old woman who is crossing the
street has a narrow escape from being
run over by a hearse. ." I am not at au
superstitious," she says to her rescuer,
" but it has always seemed to me that it
wonld be unlucky tp be killed by a
hearse."
"To have ideas is to gather flowers,
to think is to weave them into garlands,"
says one newspaper. V* It's ?
rather late in the season, but still < not
too late to advise our neighbor to
gather some flowers," sarcastically adds
another.
A Scotchman being asked by his
minister "What kind of a man was
Adam?" replied : "Oh, just likeither
folk." The minister inisted on having
a more special description. "Wee!,
naebody got anything by him, and
many lost" '
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is older than the Dutch settlement of
1613.. In a very ancient map of this locality,
found in the library at Munich,
Manhattan island is represented as covered
by Mohicans, but " Helle Gatte "
is indicated in the East river.
Prof. Loo mis concludes, after comparing
five hundred case, that storms move
at the rate of twenty-sir jniles an hour
on land in this country, and a little over
nineteen over the ocean. An exprem
train or a first-class steamship could
easily keep ahead of a common storm.
In London 153 children die annually
out of 1,000 before they attain their first
year; in Denmark, 156 ; Scotland, 156;
England, 170 ; Belgium, 186 ; Holland,
211; France, 216 ; Prussia, 220; tpain.
226 ; Switzerland, 252 ; Italy, 254 ;
Austria, 813 ; Russia, 311; Bavaria,
372.
Calculations, have been published
Showing that over twenty-three millions
of animals and birds were wounded,,
without being captured, by the licensed
sportsmen and poachers of the British
islands during the year ending March
81, 1876. The vivisectionists are oompletety
eclipsed by this cruelty.
If you put a hot coal in your pocket it
will burn its way out. Aye, so will a
bad deed, that is hidden, make itself
known. A fault concealed is a fault
' ? j? mil it onk
| aouoiea j tutu du juu
all through life. Never hide your
faults, but confess them, and seek
through God's help to overcome them.
"How do you do dear aunt do you
love poor Vicky dearest aunt this a present
for you Victoria." This autograph
letter, written by Qaeen Victoria when
she was an infant, has just been sold at
auction. Probably Julius Ossar wrote
just suoh epistles when he was small.
It shows that any of us are liable to be
born great.
A strange story i9 told of a horseman
on a white charger, who, in the thick of
a battle between the Turks and the Servians,
rode in front of a Servian regiment,
and shouted to them to retire, as
the Turks were in the rear. The apparition
was not seen again, and proved to
have been a Turk who had risked his
life in the ruse.
It seems probable that the elephant
will soon become extinct Acoording to
a statement made at a recent meeting of
the Parish Geographical Society, EDgland
imports annually 1,200,000 pounds
of ivory, to obtain which it is necessary
to kill 30,000 elephants. The total annual
destruction of these animals is estimated
at 100,000.
Two Cossack women have attracted a
good deal of attention by starting from
St. Petersburg to join the Servian army,
in which they desire to do voeman service.
They are sisters, ttheir family
name Lukjanow, and the elder is only
twenty-three ; but they possess unusual
physical strength, wd the younger is said
to have taken part in many a boar hunt,
in which she displayed extreme boldness
and endurance.
The Bushmen account for the origin
of the milky way by relating how a girl
of the ancient raoe wished for a little
light, so that the people might see to
return home at night. She therefore
oohflfi into the 8kv. which
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became the milky way. This same girl,
being vexed with her mother for giving
her too little of a certain red edible root,
threw up portions of it into the sky,
where they became stars.
The First he'd Heard of It.
A blacksmith having failed in business,
a friend, to enable him to start
once more,' loaned "him some iron,
which a creditor attached at the forge.
The friendly owner sued for his
iron. Choate appeared for him, and
pictured the cruelty of the sheriff's pro
ceeding as follows: " He* arrested the
arm of industry as it fell toward tho anvil
; he put out the breath of his bellows
; ho extinguished the fire upon his
hearthstone. Like pirates in a gale at
sea, hia enemie swept everything by
the board, leaving him, gentlemen of the
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horseshoe to nail upon his doorpost to
keep the witches off. The tears came
into tbe blacksmith's eyes at this affecting
description. One of his friends,
: noticiug them, said to him: "Why,
.Tom, what's the matter with-- yon f
What are yon blubbering ab08*P'\ "I
had no idea," was the
whimpering tone?" I had no idea I
had been so much a-a-a-abused !"