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THE ABBEVILLE PRESS & BANNER
= =^_ "~7T^7" "" VOLUME XXIV.?NO. 26.
A T^BTfVTT TT? cs o WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 4, lo7o.
BY HUGH WILSON. ABBEVILLE, S. C., W^vis ,
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A Story Told Off Nantucket,
" There are no heroes now," said she,
And turned with scornful, wearied air,
And looked across the waves to where
A dim gray island met the sea.
" I wish there'd bo a ninth Crusade,
Or Arthur's knights would come once
more,
Or of Nantucket's prosy chore
A second Ilium might be made.
" No flame of genius lights our page ;
Our muse is dumb. No martyr wakes
Our hearts from sleop. No hero breaks
Tho level of our stupid age."
He looked at her in sad surprise ;
Was she so heartless and blcue '
Whs there no bravery to day
Oould make a hero in her eyes V
" And yet on that piosaic shore
A bero may have been," said he ;
' A knight or martyr here might be
Who iiover cross or armor wore.
" Just off Nantuckot's ragged coast
One day last week a boat went down
In sight of dwellers in the town,
And all on board bat one were loet.
" For ;here were two who caught an oar
Ai d floated for a, moment; they
Hnd oomrades beeu for many a day,
Had danger shared on many a shore.
" One felt the oar begin to ?ink
Beneath the double weight; he knew
It sarely oould.no: float the two,
Ai.d one must go. He did not shrink ;
" His sacrifice his friend might save,
And pausing no', to give him choice,
He shouted, with a linging voice
That never faltered, stroDg and brave
" Aa when they scaled an Alpine height
And shouted to the arching sky
In triumph, One muot go?good-bye?
God bless you !' and *us lost from sight.
*' 1118 lrmuu KM 0?> w , rut uun tuuuo
He ever heard that voice repeat
Good-bje?God tlets joa!' clear and
sweet,
In tides that roar and winds that moan !"
Tbe red lips lost their scornful curl,
And quivered now with tender pain,
And tears fell like a rammer rain
From the dark lathts of the girl.
" That tcat a htro! 4 greater love
Hath no man !' " passionately thrilled
Tbe vibrant tones ; her face was filled
With reverence *11 words above.
He mnrmured to himself apart?
Watching the languid cynic's face
Transformed with radiant, tender graoe?
' Ah! uo#?I Lnow she has a heart!"
?Parsont.
WHOSE WAS THC GUILT ?
"Cilia TVftmftvnA Inid his fnrlr dnum
with a gesture half of impatienoe, half
of discouiagement, and a frown that had
no business on the forehead of a six
months' married man, the husband of
the prettiest of women, corrugated his
hanJfrome white forehead.
" You soem to have not the slightest
appreciation of affairs, Effie. I have explained
time and time again that I am
living up to my income?not saving a
penny?and yet you still persist in demanding
money for every trifle that
takes your fancy."
Ellis Tj emayne spoke more decisively
than Eflii? had ever lizard him, and she
mentaliy vowed him horribly cross, and
parted her rt d hps and leaned back in
her chair with a very aggrieved look on
hsr lovely face.
And yet it wus lovely.
Mr. Tremayno thought so that same
moment as ho looked at the delicate
{tink-and-huow complexion, and the
arge dark blue eyes that had played
such mad ha?oc with his heart a year
ago?at the full, exquisite lips that had
only neemed made for smiles and kisses
then, that now were rapidly consummatiog
their task of discovering the clay
feet of Lis idol?that now were parting |
to utter words be knew were coming,
that (lid oome.
"Youarn just as mean and cross as
can be ! What's the use of living at all
if you can't have what you want?if you
can't have tilings like other people ? I |
tell yon I do think you might let me ,
have some money this morning; I need j
it most awfully."
Her blue eyes certainly looked pleading
enough to givo entire credence to
her a.'isertious.
"I am almost tempted to say that
cannot be true, Effie, since it was only
a week ago to-day I handed you twentyfive
ponnds?a sum amply sufficient for
even the most iuexperienced financier
on which to keep a family of two."
Darker frowns were gathering on Tremayce's
forehead, but Effio answered
with a sneer:
" Twenty-five pounds! You speak as
if it were o fortune! I tell you, Ellis, I
mu3t have things like?like other people.
How on earth do you suppose I
feel when Mrs. Coddington or Miss Bell
burn calls for me to drive, weariDg their ;
eiega'ii carnage costumes, ana i in tne ;
same dreF? I appear iu in the street or :
atohnrch?"
Tremayne smiled contemptuously,
"bo you hope to rival the wife of a
millionaire and tho only daughter of a
wealthy banker, do yon??you, the wife
of a cashier at Wingfield & Sons, on
seven hundred a year? Effie, have
nothing to do with women who are,
unconsciously, perhaps, sowing seeds
of discontentment and extravagance in
your heart."
"lam neither discontented nor extravagant,
E'.l*s?you fih/dl not say so. But!
I must liavp pome money to get a new '
flnit. Oh, Elli?, such a heavenly shade '
of prnne, and you know I can wear so '
wdll one particular shade. Honestly, I j
haven't a drees to wear to Mrs. Lamar's
reoeption."
jcjuih ai,K uih egsr wan very nine snow
of satisfaction, and his siU nee, while bitter
thoughts were rushing through his
mind, was taken 'by Ellie as a sign of
oonBent.
She was not slow in pressing her adv
vantage.
"It won't cost over twenty pounds,
Ellis?very reasonable indeed, for I
shall make it nearly all myself, and I'm
sure you can't be displeased at that.
Then f-ay 'yes,' won't you, Ellis dear?"
A settled, white look came around his
handsome mouth.
"If you care more for show and fine
clothes than for my respect and the consciousness
that you are my economical,
prudent wife who is helping her husband
save instead of almost goading him in io
debt, you can have the money."
Her eyes flashed as delightedly as a
child's over a new toy. She had accomplished
her desire, and his cold yet
touching words had fallen unheeded
before that?
"You can have the money."
She sprung from her chair behind the
coffee urn, and threw her arms around
his neck, kissitg his handsome, worried
forehead.
"You darling! I knew you would
not eay 'no,' for ail you read me such a
lecture on economy. Really, Ellis,
when you *ee how lovely I shall look in
my new silk, you will not grudge the
money, will you ? You like to see me
look as pretty as I used before we were
married, don't youi And you're not
angry, dear? You do love mej*
Her swert, girlish face all alight with
happy enthusiasm,her blue eyeeduH^g
with such honest delight, her smooth
oheek lying against his, and her dainty
little hand stroking his whiskers?of
oourse Ellis laid down Lis napkin and
poshed back from the table and kissed
her.
She was his wife?sweet, pretty, delicate
as a mountain pink, and he loved
her?loved her dearly, truly, as in the
days when he had won her, thinking
what a rare flower she was.
He loved her, and was willing, yes,
anxious, to increase her happiness by
every honest means in his power?only
Effie was extravagant and unreasonable
in h?r demand for dress and stylo that
were beyond the capabilities of the well
salaried man that he was.
So, now he kissed her tenderly, and
then took out his purse and laid a bank
note on the tablecloth.
"There's your new silk, dear?may
you enjoy it."
His forbidding manner had so entirely
disappeared, that Effie's heart was encouraged
to undertake another pet plan.
So as she demurely folded the note
away in her pretty little crimson Russia
pocketbook, she begun, so quietly that
Ellis was quite captured by storm :
" I was wondering if it would not be
a good plan if we shut up the house for
August, dear, and went somewhere. It
will do you so much good, I'm sure, and
there will be no expenses here while
we're away. Can't we go to Hastings ?"
KVio nrwiAfl t.h? hatfcerv verv suddenly.
wr W y ar ?
almost staggering Tremayne.
" Oh, Effie, no. It would involve a
larger expense, ten times, than it costs
at home."
Ihen seeing that well known, martyrlike
expression settling on her face, that
always drove him to desperation, he
added, hastily :
"If you can manage it, go yourself.
I dare say some of your fashionable
friends will chaperon you."
"Oh, may I, may I, really? Indeed,
I will manage it I I don't need many
new thiDgs, I'm sure. I have enough
for the silk, and with a little more I can
easily get what I absolutely need. Ellis,
you are a darling!"
He laughed?not very joyously.
"I'm glad you think so. Well, I'm
off."
Two hours later, Mrs. Effie Tremayne,
dressed in an unexceptionably elegant
walking costume, started out on her
shopping tour, to meet at the silk counter
Mrs. Godfrey Coddington, carelessly
tossing over rare pieces of evening
silk.
"I am so delighted to have your
taste on my new silks, my dear Mrs.
Tremayne. Do tell me which you prefer,
the salmon, or the pearl blue, or
this sunnier pink? I intend to have a
couple of them for Hastings."
Hastings!
Mrs. Tremayne's cheeks glowed.
"I hope to see you at the shore, Mrs.
Coddington, and in either this exquisite
maize or silver pink."
" So you will be there ? Do join our
party?only Godfrey and sister Blanche
and Nellie Bellburn and I?for next
Thursday week. Have you engaged
rooms ? What shall you get new ?"
ft was certainly very delightful to be
talked to thus, but, once home, there occurred
little qualms of conscience, a*,
very, very -gradually, she felt herself
drawn into arrangements she knew were
far beyond her reach.
And yet she consented to Mrs. OoddiDgton's
kind offer that Mr. Coddington
should secure rooms for her with
his party.
She made up her mind that the elegant
stock of clothes that two hours ago
she thonght needed only a little renovation
and a small addition to make it all
that was necessary, would not do at all.
And so, besides the money her husKavw?
nfirrnM linr orianf. in flia
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dozen and one trifling accessories that a
well dressed toilette demands, there was
folded away in a seldom used Compartment
of Mrs. Tremayne's pocketbook an
unreceipted bill for fifty pounds, made
out to Mr. Ellis Tremayne.
Effie's blue eyes were daDciug and hei
cheeks flushed when she" was Ret down
with her parcels from Mrs. Coddington'icarriage
at her door.
She had time and to spare before Ellis
came in to the five o'clock dinner to look
over her purchases, thiit after all seemed
very few and small considering that horrid
bill in her pocketbook, that she
dreaded to show her husband,for all the
flusLed gayety of her manner.
" Ah, is there any need to tell him
now ?" she reasoned, while she removed
her walking suit and donned a lovely
black tissue. " Not the slightest use to
tell him before I go away. He'll only
muke a fuss, and I do hate a fuss.
Besides, after I'm home again, perhaps
I can save it out of the house money."
So she quieted her conscience with
the hopefully specious promises, and
the next day, finding it impossible to
get ready by herself in timo to go with
Mrs. Coddington's party, was obliged to
employ the services of a high priced
dressmaker, whose bill for her work she
tucked away in her pocketbook also, and
thus swelled the indebtedness of her
husband to be paid when she returned.
Ah, when she returned.
If she had only known, as she kissed
her daintily hidden hand to her husband
as he stood watcbiDg her off, with a look
iu his eyes that was mingled love, sternne&s,
pride, annoyance and harassing
worry.
" One of the prettiest women at the
seaside, and certainly the best dre&sed.
one must no a banker s wire, at tne
least. Who did }ou Bay you understood
she was ?"
Old Mr. Wingfield put up his eyeglass
as Mrs. Tremayoe went by, fair td see
as a lily, in her carriage dress of tender
cream tint, with her laco covered, pink
lined parasol making faint rosy shades
on her clear blonde face and brilliant
golden hair.
"She is Mrs. Ellis Tremayue, from
Londou, with tho Coddington's, I believe,
and putting up at the Parade. A
regular beauty, isn't plie ?"
Mr. Wingfield put his eyeglass slowly
back, fctaring after the Coddington carriage.
" Mrs. Ellis Tremayne. I suppose
her husband is here?"
" Not that I know of. Indeed, I think
I heard young Bell burn say he was unable
to leave his business?a bookkeeper
or something, I believe, for a firm in the
city."
Mr. WingGeld arose from his chair
with an old smile on his face.
" Mrs. Tremayne must either be mistress
of the wonderful economy of
making a pound travel both ways, or
else"? *
A boy with a yellow envelope tapped
him on the arm.
" Oh, a telegram; from my son, I presume.
Wait a minute?"
He deliberately adjusted his glasses,
and then opened the dispatch.
"Oome at once. Everything traced
to T. JAS. WlNGFIEIiD."
And as he returned the paper to the
envelope he looked up to Bee Mrs. Tremayne
dashing by again, her face radiant
with pleasure and excitement as
Bellburn talked and laughed with her.
? * ? * *
The pretty little house seemed so
lonely and deserted after Effie had gone,
and Ellis Tremayne threw himself
wearily on the lounge in her boudoir,
his face wearing marks of strangely
contorted discouragement and exoitement
For an hour or two he lay there, his
eyes closed, his figure motionless, and
then he arose with a half groan of mental
distress.
" This will never do. I shall go mad
if I Btay here with only my thoughts
for"?
He had gone over to the little dressing
bureau, carelessly taking up two little
pieces of paper that Effie had entirely
forgotten to hide, and a pallor, even
more marked than his late deathly paleness,
overspread his face as he saw the
two formidable bills.
Then somethiug very like an oath
came from his set teeth.
"My temptation be on her head?
99
my ?
He sprung suddenly to his feet as the
doorbell pealed imperiously, and listened
with no ordinary curiosity as a man's
voice demanded, to seo Mr. Ellis Tremayne,
and heard the servant usher his
company into the drawing-room.
Then he went slowly, slowly down
stairs, into toe presence 01 jur. vrmgfield
and an officer.
"Mr. Tremayne, you are discovered
in your neat system of embezzlement.
Officer "Ellis
stepped baugLtily back.
"One moment, gentlemen, if you
please. Mr. Wingfield, I am discovered.
Twenty-four hours later I would
have been beyond pursuit; as it is, what
is the difference between a hunted life
abroad, or?this?"
Quick as a flash, the pistol gleamed in
the gaslight.
A report, a heavy fall that thundered
through the house like a doom, and the
husband of a woman that was too unwomanly
to bear her share in the burden
of life?the woman enjoying her
brief hour of pleasure on the sunlit
ocean shore?the woman who had it in
her power, as all women who are wives
have, to goad to destruction in some
form or another, or guide to happiness
and sue " ess, in some means or another,
this husband, who was less wicked than
nroolf nrnnf fn V??a vonrflrfl
noattj nvuu nv U44 AwnM4v?t
And who thall say whose was the
guilt ?
Hers or not, who knelt and sobbed
over his dead faoe, and tried to reason
into silence an inner voice that refused
to be still.
Sister wives, be you careful, lest, although
your hands and hearts are not
stained with a crime like this?and many
a wife's hands and heart are thus reddened
to day?be careful that it lays not
at your door tha', your husbands lose all
their faith and trust iu woman's sacred
vow as well as blessed privilege to
share eagerly in their economies and
mauy petty grievances that no household
is without?that small though they now
are, if not accepted in the spirit of patience,
love and forbearance, are the
little vexes that destroy the vine beyond
the hope of recovery.
Murder in the Riug.
In Pennsvillo, Salem county, N. J.,
has been perpetrated oue of those revolting
crimes that too often shock the
community, bnt which in this case has
peculiarly horrible accessories that tend
to magnify the occurrence. Two men,
or brutes clothed in the garb of humanity,
hailing from Philadelphia,
fought a prize tight in the above named
locality, and one of them gave up hih
life at the conclusion of the contest.
Battered and bruised uutil he was almost
unrecognizable, the dead man's
body presented a fearful, horrible spectacle
when found by the poiico on a
Philadelphia dock. Now, possibly, the
police will endeavor to lind the murderer;
but, had they acted with decision
and prevented the departure of the
roughs from their city, the fight and
murder could not havo occurred. They
failed in their duty, and the entire commnnifv
in thnrikftd in nonseonence. II
is a sad commentary upon our boasted
civilization and progress, that while we
are inviting the world to witness them,
such Kcenes aR this prize fight could occur,
and, above all, owing to Philadelphia's
negligence.
It is well known that certain prize
fighters who had only recently been connected
with a f-imiJar exhibition in New
Jersey, were among the abettors in this
contest at PennsviUe, and had been in
Philadelphia for days p. epaving for the
fight. The police cannot plead ignorauoe
of this fact, and they deserve, as
they will receive, the condemnation of
every pura-minded citizen throughout
tho land.
The very contest itself, too, was a disgrace
to those concerned in its furtherance.
The dead pugilist was a mere
boy, only nineteen years old, and his
opponent; wiuj a biruug, tsuviwurb umu ui
over thirty.
The instigators of the contest will
probably remain unpunished, but i/ the
contumely aud execration of mankind
cm have any effect upon their future,
then can they rest assured that it will
follow them wherever they go.
The Montenegrins.
The Montenegrin mountaineer and
warrior is a man six feet in height, with
grave, thoughtful faoo, singularly contrasting
with his quick, nervous gait.
He has high cheek bones, like an American
Indian; his eye is black and piercing
aud his shoulders have a slight 6toop
produced by constantly bending forward
as he ascends difficult height^. He is,
perhaps, the most agile human being
on European soil; there is no haunt of
the chamois which he cannot follow; and
even the goa^s sometimes hesitate to go
after their shepherds when Inere is a
dangerous path to be crossed. The
Montenegrin women are often the objects
of pity to travelers, but they claim
no Hvmuathv and acknowledge no hard
ships. Their destiny is to work and to
suffer. They are not even welcomed
into the world, and the birth of a daughter
is regarded as a calamity. The girl
grows up neglected and often cursed.
She carrios fagots of wood on her head
that she may earn a few coins to buy
arms for h??r brother. She has no youth,
and is old at twenty-live. She is married
young, and bears children while
enduring labor in the fields which would
be too hard even for strong men. The
woman urges the warrior to the fight,
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She is Beldom beautiful of feature, and
the coar3e work which sho performs
soon ruins her form.
Demoralizing.
The condition of the industrial classes
Ill UKJl lUCi U uciuxauj ouuno uitav uuuu
times are quite us demoralizing as Lard
times. After the close of the FrancoGerman
war wages rose to an unnatural
level, all classes fancied that the flood
tide of prosperity had sot it in, thrift
was discarded and luxuries became indispensable,
a craving for wealth beset all
classes and discontentment was fomented,
and the ultimate result was deterioration
of workmanship. Herr Reuleaux
, has summed it up : " The products of
German workmen are wanting in finish,
wanting in soundness, wanting in taste,
i and absolutely devoid of imagination."
The best work in the world is done by
contented workingmen who are moderately
prosperous.
The claim holders in the African diamond
fields are about to stop digging
until the price of the preoious stones advan
cp. The Cape Standard says:
" Diamonds are dirt cheap."
The Burning Forests.
It is a peculiarity common to all great
fires, says the New York Herald, that
they create their own winds by reason,
of the local rarefication of the utmosphere.
The continuous indraught of air
assists in extending the area of destruction
and lends intensity to the flames by
supplying the oxygen needed for their
support. The heat is so great in advance
of the line of fire that the vegetation beoomes
charred and deprived of its sap
before the flames reaoh it, and it is,
therefore, prepared for rapid combustion.
Without an abundant rainfall it
will be very difBoult to arrest and extinguish
these forest fires, especially on
the parched mountain slopes of northern
New Jersey and eastern Pennsylvania.
Fortunately the coming weather changes
will have the effect of creating rain areas
along the line of the Ohio valley east
ward toward the Atlantio coast ana over
the region in which the burning foreBta
lie. But certain portions of the lireswept
country will receive but little of
the rainfall, being situated to the eastward
of the northern portion of the Alleghany
mountains.
Kanges of lofty hills which lie transversely
to the tracks of areas of low atmospherio
pressuro exercise the 6ame
influence on the movements of the latter
as the cushion of a billiard table has on
the moving ball that impingos upon it.
The area of low pressure with its marginal
rains ic deflected from its direct
course and forced to follow that which
gives it the readiest means of resuming
its eastward progress. The Alleghany
range lies northeast and southwest, so
that storm centers striking it on the
western side are caused to move along
parallel to its axis until the termination
of the chain is reached north of the
Oatskill mountains, whence the storm
moves eastward into New England. For
this reason Albany may have a season of
copious rains, while Newburgh and
Poughkeepsie experience a prolonged
cfrought. The regions now suffering
from the forest fires are particularly affected
by this topographical influence
on the weather conditions, and it is really
remarkable that they have not long
since been denuded of their timber by
Hnnh c.f?nflai7rat,ionR.
The attempts of the local residents a
fighting the fires in an almost waterless
region will prove fruitless, so long as
the efforts are confined to trying to extinguish
the flames directly. Those engaged
in such a work cannot approach
near enough to arrest the advance of the
devouring fire. All post and rail fences
should be torn down and removed, and
a wide belt of forest out down about a
quarter of a mile in advance of the conflagration.
In felling the trees care
should be taken to cut them so that
those next the fire would fall with their
tops toward it, but all the others should
fall the other way?that is, present their
butts to the flames. By this means a
wide space would be created between
the most combustible parts of the trees
and time would be given to beat out the
flames when they reached the heavier
portions. If possible, the trees felled
in the center of the clearing should be
hauled as far away from the exposed
line as possible. With tho large force
composing the army of the fighters, this
work could bo easily accomplished in a
single day. The avenues of clearing so
formed Bhould be kept open as perma
nent safeguards against future forest
tires. ___
Fashion Notes.
OM fanhioned aprons with braces are
striving for favor.
Paris houses are already designing autumn
and winter costumes.
Embroidery is sceu on all materials
and mixtures of materials.
A new material for neglige toilets,
called "rendnmac," has suddenly become
popular.
At Paris watering places the fashion
of tie-back skirts is followed to the furthest
possible limit.
The newest stylo for fall isthe Holoise
costume, so called becaufe the bodice i.->
fashioned after a ruedasval type.
A new porto bouheur is formed of
seven porte-bonheurs twisted one with
the other, and composing a single bracelet
only.
A popular way of wearing the hair i
in a French twist, with the ends made
in two or three fincer oufTs on tho too
of the head.
Qiiilles or robiugs made of silver
braid formed into network, will be worn
during the autumn on sicilienne dresses
of dark colore.
A bride indicates to her bridesmaids
the precise costume which she desires
them to wear, but they purchase these
themselves.
Porpoine hide or kangaroo skin boots,
and either thick woolen or silk stockings,
are worn by ladies traveling abroad, for
mountaineering.
A new form of neodle case just introduced
resembles a one-pound weight,
and when open discloses a pincushion
and several paokets of needles.
A novelty in jewelry are riDgs composed
of Reveral narrow bands of gold,
either plain or set with gems, miniature
copies of porte-bonheur bracelets.
The latest fashion in bracelets is a
gold bracelet with the wearer's name in
Byzantine letters, but so interlaced and
so large that they cover nearly half of
the arms.
Oatagon nets, composed of silk braid
and oruamented with a ribbon bow at
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bottom of the not, aro designed for
country wear during the 6ummer
months,
There are batiste flounces nearly covered
with Eastern embroidery, to be
used for ornamenting light silk dresses;
they are worked in quaint shades, and
the silk of the dress matches the pale
faded tints of the background*.
Indian gauzes in which faded colors
are introduced, Persian gauzes with
arabesques, and Egyptian gauzes with
nViafonf^riat m ftanitrrm am nnmhwrftrl
among the popular Oriental goods now
in demand for overdresses to evening
toilets.
Fall and Winter Wraps.
A wrap of some warm material is usually
the first garment purchased when
cool autumn days arrive. Large importations
of these, says a fashion journal,
show the fashionable shapes to be enlarged
editions of all the styles in vogue
last year, viz.: Large mantles, long
sacks, large dolmans, and long cloaks of
both sack and circular shape. The size
of these garments gives an air of comfort
and warmth, and their bimple trimming,
usually a mere border, is in keeping
with their pjain and graceful style.
Heavier materials aro used than the i
cashmere and drap d'ete that of late
have done service all winter, and these |
heavy goods are often wadded, and are
nlroavB lined with silk or with farmer's
satin. The soft pliableness of lighter
wool fabrics is given to luxurious
camel's hair cloths that are ono-fourth of
an inch thick, to diagonal stuffs, regular
beaver cloth, and to the figured, basket,
canvas and armnre cloths. A crreat many
rich black silk wraps are shown, but
very few velvet garments are imported.
It is said that fine ololh cloaks are to be
the first choice next winter, and will become
fashionable for dressy wear again,
just as last season fine woolen stuffs
were restored to favor for rich costumcB.
Why he was Anxious.
Mr. Robinson went out to the cemetery
the day after the interment of his
wife and had aqi interview with the superintendent.
" What are your regulations in regard
to monuments in this cemetery ?" aaked
Mr. Robinson.
" Well, we hardly have any special
rules. We let people do pretty muoh as
they please."
41 You wouldn't make a fuss," said
Mr. Robinson, "if a man should put
something original and novel over a
grave, now would you ? Something calculated
to attract attention."
" No-n-no, I guess not. What have
you in view i"
"Well, you see, Harriet was an uncommon
patriotic woman; made socks
for the soldiers during the war. and was
all the time knitting fiddle-faddle things j
for sanitary fairs, and I thought maybe
I'd get her up some kind of a red, white
and blue monument, with a brass eagle
on top, and the American flag flying
from a pole. Perhaps I might put4 Hail,
Columbia' in gilt letters on the stone on
one side, and a picture of General Washington
holding the Declaration of Independence
in his hand on tfie other.
How does that strike you f"
" It would be unique, anyhow."
" But what I wanted to see you about
particularly was to know about the size.
Now, would you allow me to make the
monument about fifty feet high of some
solid kind of stuff that'd spread over
the ground a little piece ?"
" Oh, yes I I s'pose so. It will be
oostly, though."
" Oh, I don't mind the cost. What I
want is to get weight in the material so's
it'll set heavy on the ground and stay
there."
" You must have thought a great deal
of Mrs. Robinson to expend so much
money on her."
" Well, betwixt you and me that isn't
QKn moa Ar?n r\f ftinaa roaf.lAflfl
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oneasy women that never'd stay, quiet
when you wanted her to, and it occurred
to me that maybe something might happen
to resuscitate her, and to tell you
the honest truth my idea was to run up
some kind of a monument that'd hold
her down permanent?keep her there,
you understand. I don't want her bustling
about, now that she's stowed away
as dead."
" You are probably not aware that we
have introduced an alarm here which
connects the vaults with the office, so
that if a person returns to life out of a
trance we (An at once go to the rescue.
Mrs. Robinson, you know, is in a vault
temporarily." v
" Tou don't mean to say," exclaimed
Robinson, "that she's got one of the
alarms anywhere near her?"
" Certainly she has."
"See here, now, I want to say something
to you in private. The honest
fact is. I'm about to marry the Widder
Jones, and if I can make any little arrangement
with you to snip off that wire
for a few days until Mrs. Robinson is
thoroughly dead, it'll-,be money in your
pocket."
"Oan't do it, sir."
"Because you see for yourself how
thundering embarrassing it's going to
be if the old lady should come 4o and
begin to stir around just after me and
Mrs. Jones were comfortably married.
Now wouldn't it ? Look at it in a common
sense light. So if you could muffle
up that machine somehow, or give me
some kind of a written guarantee that
she won't resurrect, it'll be regarded as
a personal favor. Do they ever come
to?"
" Ono old lady revived last week,
after sho had been in the vault three
days."
"My gracious, man, you take my
breath away ! Why, it's awful I Upon
the whole, I believe I'Jl run Mrs. Robinson
out and bury her in the burying
ground. I'll send over a man for her
this afternoon, and put her in a hole
forty feet deep. I never did like these
cemeteries anyway, with their new fangled
notions. So you be ready to ship
her off when that fellow comes with the
wagon."
Mrs. Robinson is now entombed securely,
and Mrs. Jones and Robinson
are one.
Rufus Choate's Fence.
I suppose that the story about Rnfus
Choate's handwriting has been told
often. It seems that Mr. Choate, while
living on a farm down in Massachusetts,
wanted a now fence around the home
lot. So he called in his carpenter and
had ft tala with him about the work, and
the next time he went to Boston he got
his architect to make a rough sketch,
showing his ideas of how he desired the
fence to be built. Ou the day appointed
for the work to begin Mr. Ohoate was
summoned away. Just as he was about
to start the carpenter appeared, and Mr.
Choate pulled the plan out of his vest
pocket, and hurriedly delivered it, and
then drovo off to catch the train. Returning
after an absenoe of two weeks,
on approaching his home, he was filled
with amazement, and led to doubt
whether he knew where he lived; his
home lot was surrounded by a zigzag
fence of most extraordinary design.
When he Baw the old carpenter pounding
lustily away, ho felt reassured as to
the identity of the place, but most puzzled
by the marvelous fence.
neiio i" ne snouteu. wnaiare
yon doing ?"
"Doin'l" said the old carpenter,
smashing iu a tenpenDy nail with one
blow. " We're doin' some pooty tall
work. We've just slung this fence together
in a little bit lets time than any
similar slingin' was ever done in the
Commonwealth of Massachusetts I
We're two days ahead of contract time
now I"
"But, for Heaven's sake, what kind
of a fence is this?"
" Dou't know. Thought when you
gi' me the plan it was the darndest fence
I ever heard off, but I supposed you
knew what you wanted."
"Plan!" said Rufus, "plan? Let
me see the plan!" and -when the carpenter
handed it over the fence, Mr. Uhoate
realized that in his haste he had felt in
tho wrong pocket, and handed him, not
the plan, bnt a note in his own handwriting.
Posted.
The Burlington llawkeye says : A
Gloucester letter writer says codfish are
caught with a line thirty fathoms long,
provided with four hooks, which are
baited with " porgie." That kind of
stuff may do to tell away down in
Gloucester, where the people aren't
posted, but out West here we have seen
too many codfish swaying from the
grocery uwuiijjj m mu duiuui? uio<?o
not to know better than all that gibbering
gosh about lines and hooks. You
don't catch codfish, you buy them, just
like mackerel.
Corn in England.?Indian corn has
i attained a permanent footing as an artiI
cle of food in England, and to our agriculturists
this is a matter of much importance.
In 1875 about a million tons
of oorn were imported into Great Britain.
English people, however, do not receive
the article in all its original sweetness.
It mnst undergo a process called kiln
drying, of it would heat in the barrels.
lliis process is periuruieu uciuio girnuing,
and requires great care.
The Japanese have arranged for an
international exposition, to take plaoe
shortly after that of Franoe has closed.
A Brave Woman.
A story in Scribner'8 Monthly, entitled
"A Little Centennial Lady," has the
following regarding Sir Thomas Fairfax,
of Cromwellian memory:
"There are high-paneled walls, on
which hang the old English Fairfaxes;
here a Vandyke of the great Parliamentary
general, "Black Tom," of Grom?/i1a<3
in leafVlAT Hntlhlet. Rftflh
ou D mau< uiuu f
and gorget, and starting from the canvas
with' a strange fire whioh a couple
of centuries have not yet dimmed any
more than they have the luster of his
fame."
Among many historical reminiscences
of General Fairfax one in particular is
revived by the perusal of the above. In
the year of grace 1644 James, seventh
Earl of Derby, Lord of the Isle of Man,
placed his vast wealth, numerous vassals
and his life (whioh he subsequently
lost on the scaffold) at the disposition of
his king. Obliged to absent himself
from his territory in the service of his
sovereign, he left in charge his wife,
Charlotte de la Tremouille, descended
from the illustrious houses of Bourbon
and Nassau. During that absence Sir
Thomas Fairfax came to demand of the
Countess of Derby possession of the
island, in the name of the Parliament
and Oliver Cromwell. Alone with her
young children, an insufficient and undisciplined
garrison, she asked for: a
month to oonsider the proposition. The
Parliamentary general, through a mean
intrigue with one of the countess' retainers,
believing himself authentically
informed that the garrison was not in a
condition to resist suooessfully a vigorous
attack, curtly answered: "Not a
day's," and he departed to begin that
siege from which he retired after three
months of incessant action, utterly discomfited,
with a loss of 2,000 men. The
heroic courage of Charlotte de la Tremouille
animated her faithful soldiers.
She taught them by her own lofty and
steadfast endurance to prefer death to
dishonor.
She feared neither shot nor shell, and
T?r.?.o tVmn nnofl a mnnon ball nassed
through her chamber, but she made
light of every peril which threatened her
own person. The Eagle tower still rose
imperiously in its untouched strength,
the banner of the Stanleys waving
proudly over it. But she was destined
to encounter Sir Thomas Fairfaz again,
under less propitious circumstances,
after seven years of conflict, broken in
spirit by the death of her noble husband,
who had just been executed at
Bolton, in Lancashire, of whom it was
said: " He died gallantly, piously, 1 ke
a Cavalier." In the supreme hour of
her sorrow, on the very night of her
husband's death, while reading his last
letter, she received a summons from
General Fairfax to surrender the island.
T" V?ooi?f. Trrrnrtct wif.ll
XJLL LJ-LAO UAUOUUVJ) UO* uctuH n *?M
grief, the indomitable spirit of the lice
of Nassau showed itself in the action of
the undaunted Charlotte de la Tremouille.
She came forth bracing up her energies
to action, resolved that the honor
of her house should not bo lost so long
as a woman's head could contrive means
to preserve it or a woman's influence
Bway the hands of others. But treachery
nullified the efforts of the bereaved lady
through the agency of a miscreant who
had been from his earliest youth the recipient
of unbounded favors from the
Earl of Derby, and to whose care on the
scaffold that confiding nobleman had
oommitted his countess and her children.
By the action of this creature,
who betrayed them to General Fairfax
for a consideration, Charlotte and her
children found themselves prisoners in
their own castle. She was cast into
prison and kept there reduced to the
lowest penury, her children starving
around ner, whilst General Fairfax enjoyed
her revenues and reveled in his
greatness as Lord of Man. Her great
heart, overwhelmed with grief and end-'
less sorrow, burst in pieces. She died
in 1651.
Going to Sea,
It is not many years since, says the
New York Timez, that our merchant
marine was almost wholly manned by
men from the seaboard towns and villages
of the New England and Middle
States. And though but few of the
present protectory laws then existed,
the trials in court for ill usuage and
firaoltv at sea were then comnaratively
few ; and the desertion of the crew in "a
foieign port was likewise an infrequent
event. A hearty good feeling and
sympathy existed between the officers
and the sailors, who felt that they were
working together for a common purpose
; and this was strengthened by the
fact that the subordinates were often
friends and relatives of their superiors
in rank, and wero working for promotion.
Now, however, there is a distinct
type of sailor, who is as much looked
down upon by the officers of a vessel as
the Helots were by the ancicnt Spartans,
and perhaps as deservedly so. Tho
young man who goes to sea, before the
mast, for the purpose of acquiring a
thorough knowledge of the profession is
now an exceptional person ; and even
with our reduced commerce, there is a
greater demand for officers of vessels
than would seem possible to those who
have not looked into this subject. Those
who die off, or who, from old age, quit
the service, leave but few to take their
placo who have been properly educated
from the forecastle upward. The entiro
service has become demoralized,
and parents do not care to trust their
sons uuder such influences.
toss of SelM'outrol in Battle,
Conut de Paris gives some curious instances
of tho loss of self-possession
among soldiers in the heat of battle.
He states that among 24,000 loaded
muskets picked up at random on the
Gettysburg battlefield, one-fourth only
were properly loaded, 12,000 contained
each a double charge, and the other
fourth from three to ten charges. In
some there were six balls to a single
charge of powder; others contained six
cartridges, one on top of the other without
having been opened. A few had
twenty-three complete charges regularly
inserted. Finally in the barrel of a
single mubiset there were found completely
jumbled together twenty-two
balls and sixty-two buckshots, with a
proportionate quantity of powder 1
' "Rnt. xcfl aVinnld nnt, nnvnrj>l'v firifciflise
the American soldier," adds tlie author,
" for it appears that an examination of
the battlefields of the Crimea gavo similar
results."
What it Would IIave.?Speaking of
the last prize tight, the New York Herald.
says: Two vicious brutes, known
to pugilistic fame as " Jimmy" Weeden
and "Billy" Walker, both of Philadelphia,
met in the prize ring and
pounded each other until "Billy " Walker
died. We raise no objection whatever
to ruffians like these killing each
other, but as the law has declared such
A mode of slaying murder we sincerely
hope that Pennsylvania law will send
"Jimmy" after "Billy" by the beBt
line that can be procured for the purpose.
The Gobbler's Last Words.?" I
feel that I wax weaker eaeh succeeding
flnrl f.Viaf t am faaf n/rmrnanVnnor mxr
end; a few more stitches and all will be
over; and I shall go whore there is rest
for the weary sole, and every sorrow
will bo heeled." Having said awl he
wished, he calmly breathed his last,
THE TR42HPS7 FAJtCAJJiSE.
Camp* of Idle Vacranta In the New Jersey
Swamp*?How They LItc.
The main retreat of the tramps in
Eastern New Jersey, a correspondent of
the Sun says, is in the groves and
swamps bordering the Pennsylvania railroad
a short distance above Waverley
station. As this point is nearly midway
betwcrn Elizabeth and Newark, the
officers of both cities disclaim jurisdiction
over it, and the tramps, recognizing
it as nentral grounds,- havo taken possession.
Night after nifht i tiring the
past four months their carup fires have
lighted up the swamp, and crowds of
males and females have held carnival
beneath the trees. Tramps of every
nationality, age, and condition resort to
this rendezvous, and the farmers of the
adjacent district have suffered so severely
from their depredations that they
I have determined to take the matter into
their own hands, and drive out the marauders.
The Pennsylvania railroad
company has also suffered from their
piracies and lawlessness, as new aud old
ties have been burned, telegraph poles
have been injured, and trains have been
stoned by some of the drunken miscreants.
A few nightsago at least thirty
j of these outcasts were congregated in
i and around a blazing log fire far in
among the trees in the swamp. Interspersed
among the crowd were five
hideous looking women. One of the
peculiar yelps of one of the men in the
gang, while passing a farmyard at night,
it is said, will set every dog in the neighborhood
to howling, and he is further
distinguished as one of the most adroit
thieves on the road. Not far off sat four
men playing "seven up "for pennies,
and scattered around in various positions
were a dozen of more, chatting or making
preparations for " turniDg in" for
the night. Empty tomato cans, ham
bone?, broken crackew, and feathers,
the debris of former feasts, were scattered
on the ground.
A short distance above, cooking their
evening meal, were several strange
tramps, ragged, filthy, and, judging
froni their language, " down on " the
crowd below. One of the party, dirtier
and more piratical in appearance than
his companions, was pointed out as
"French Lou." He said that he had
just reached "the retreat" the night
before, and had been robbed of a silver
watch by the other gang, pointing over
his shoulder. " Wait and see," said another,
in a significant way, " if we don't
get square yet wid dem fellows. We'll
put up a_ job on 'em that'll make 'em
sick." When questioned as to worn ana
the prospects, the Frenchman?who
spoke excellent English ? replied :
" Work ! What do we care for work
when there's plenty to eat without it?"
"That's so," chimed in another. "It's
no use for us to attempt to work; we
couldn't get any if we tried. Down in
Philadelphy, the other day, I was arrested
and locked up for asking for work,
and do you think I'll run that risk
again ? Why, the ootmtry is rich enough
to support such gentlemen as we be,
and then not feel it. Talk about hard
times, why these are just bully!"
" How about the comiDg winter?"
The tramps made no reply for a minute
or so, when a little dried-up fellow
answered: "We'll get along well
enough. We understand our business,
and if there isn't bet times in the big
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" 'Tain't going to be like it was last
winter, you can juet bet yonr bottom
dollar," said another. "Well have
something to live on; and if we have to
fight for it, why we'll do that."
The night following, a Troy molder,
while walking along the railroad track,
with a little bundle in his hand, was accosted
by three tramps from the swamp,
who demanded his money. The molder
knockod the spokesman down; but before
he could realize his peril was in
turn knocked down, and was robbed of
?1.50?all the monoy ho possessed. Two
of his assailants even wanted to take his ,
bundle, but were persuaded by the ,
third of the party to let him retain it, i
and he was suffered to go on his way (
upon giving his promise not to tell the ,
police.
"The retreat," as it is known to the (
tramps, is silent during the day, its (
regular denizens being out on begging
tours in adjacent towns or cities, or ]
among tiie farmers in tne vicinity. ?uward
dusk they may be seen returning,
" dropping in " from the railroad track
and country road, Bingly, or in pairs,
and are lost sight of in the thicket which
screens their haunts from the road. A
farmer wLo lives in the vicinity estimates
that, since the commencement of
the present year, fully one thousand
chickens, young turkeys and geese have
been stolen from himself and his neighbors
; .their fences have been torn down,
their cows milked in their pastures, and,
in several instances, their orchards
stripped of tho green fruit. They are
now apprehensive that the corn in the j
fields will suffer unless prompt action
for the driving away of tramps is inaugurated.
_
Life in Arizona.
An Eastern gentleman engaged in 1
miuing in Arizona has written to a friend 1
in New York, giving an acconnt of the
difficulties under which mining operaay
a nrnoopil f.O( ] 111 t.llftfc TftrritOrV. '
ClUUD UA KJ ^/A\'WV/VMIrw%. - _
Ho says: The amount of progress I !
make seems to me small, but you can have
no idea of the difficulties which ]
have to bo constantly met and overcome.
The labor is very unreliable, and 1
j it is hard to get a day's work for a day's '
! pay, and there is a strong feeling of '
jealousy between the whites and Mexi- 1
cans which is hard to overcome. The 1
weather is hot beyond belief. Never, I '
think, less than ninety degrees in tho
shade, and from that up to 120 degrees. '
There is no lumber in the country, and i
all the building has to be done with *
cbttonwood poles, aud hauled five miles '
on jackasses to tho mine. In addition, 1
I have had to pack water five miles, as 1
we have had no rain, and the tanks at 1
the mine are exhausted. We have now 1
killed three rattlesnakes in the house, J
besides any quantity of scorpions, etc.
In opening my trunk I was stung in the ]
finger by a scorpion. I bound a poul- 1
??? nf nninns and tobacco on tho wound
and drank throe full pints of whisky. *
It make me very drank, and I think
killed the other poison, although my
whole hand and arm was numb for a
day or two. It is a pretty hard country, t
and three men have already died of ^
thirst near here. My last letters were i
sent here from the mine (only J
fourteen miles distant) by an old Scotch- <
man. The letters did not arrive, and 1
we searched for him and found him dead i
only four miles from camp. He was I
stripped and his nails were worn from ,
his hands by scratching in the sand for i
water. We have sent out twice and i
brought in men who were crazy and
blind and speechless from thirst. The
sun is terribly hot, and the rocks so hot
that they blister the flesh if touched, i
You can hardly realize what a country
it is, nor how expensive it is, as well as
hard work, to accomplish much. Transportation,
more than anything else, is
the great Dug Dear.
A few days sinoe the poor Empress
Charlotte escaped from the Chateau de
Lacken, -where she is still under care.
After finding her it was difficult to make
her return, and she was induced to do
so at length by the stratagem of flinging
flowers before her, as she is very
fond of flower*.
inij iiitwa vi jnoouuux*
The Story of a Singular Sect, the Cobbltea
?How they Cat a Man to Piece* and
Stuck hla Bead on a Pallnc.
The following has just been received
from a reliable correspondent at Kensett,
Arkansas : Subjoined are the sickening
details of one of the strangest
and most extraordinary tragedies ever
enaoted in the history of the world. Before
referring to the murder a few curious
facts by way of introduction are neoessary.
About two and one-half miles
south of Searcy, the seat of White county,
is a wild looking place known as
Gum Spring, the residents of which are
known as Oobbites, owing to the fact
that an old man named Cobb, who claims
to be (Jhrist, roles witn an iron band.
His crazy followers claim to identify him
by certain marks in the palms of his
hands, and he has during the past year
made many believe in Ids doctrine, the
main point of which is that every one
in the community shonld live id adnltery
in order that the souls of the women
might be purified. The prinoipal rendezvous
of the Oobbites is in an old log i
hut in Gnm Spring, which is on the i
main road leading from Searcy to Little !
Bock.
During the past few days the aften
tion of passers by has been attracted by :
strange noises, and this fact being con- ,
veyed to citizens of Searcy they determined
te investigate the matter. Mr.
0. D. Humphrey 3, of Searcy, and a '
Mr. Blake, from Glrsss, in this oounfcy, ,
determined to visit Gum Springs and ,
see what was going on.
The Btrange noises were heard a3 they ,
reached that locality, and on driving j
past the hut they wore accosted by Mr. '
Dover, who claimed to be one of God's {
people. Mr. Humphreys proposed that {
they should run back and see what was '
wanted, they did so, and were invited
into the hut, DovA asserting that God 1
was in there. As soon as they stepped 1
down from the vehicle Humpnreys was 1
seized by four men and Blake by four <
mi. _ I?AA o - J I l_ 1
wumtjju. j.lit? latter auuueautju in urea*- J
ing away, but the former was unable to
do so.
Blake ran about one hundred yards,
and, on looking back, saw the men cutting
his companion to pieces with long
knives. He at once started for town,
but the buggy was upset and demolished.
He then mounted his horse, rode
to Searcy at breakneck speed and reported
the terrible occurrence to the
citizens.
A force was at once raised and proceeded
to the rescue. On arriving at
the spring a frightful sight met their
gaze. The Cobbites had decapitated
Humphreys and stuok his head on a
paling. A boy who was riding by was
compelled to get off his horse and bow
to the head three times. He was also
made to pray and then told to hurry
away or the bowels of the earth would
open and swallow him. When the posee
arrived M. T. (X Blank, thn leader.
shouted to Dover to come forward. The
latter wanted to talk the matter over. '
He picked up Humphrey's head at Intervals!
canght it by the hair with both 1
bands, shook it back and forth and then :
replaced it on the fence, ordering the 1
crowd, with a menacing gesture, to go
away.
The Cobbites then commenced to
jabber in their peculiar way at a furious i
rate. Mr. Black did everything in his
power to calm them, without avail. Do- <
ver and his crowd then started toward
Black, with no good intention, and his
posse fired, killing two men and wounding
one. The remainder?four men,
four women and two babies?were arrested
and taken to jail. While in custody
they talked about their Jesus,
meaning Cobb, asserting that he could
turn the gates of hell at will and would
come and rescue them. This was about
six p. m., and the town was wild with ,
excitement. It was feared that the pris*- ,
oners would be lynched. Scouts were f
sent out to the vicinity of the log hut <
and a guard placed over the dead bodies
there. Another posse, about two miles ]
the other side of Gum Spring, captured ,
a wagon load of Cobbites?two men, two *
women and three children. They were j
on their way to the church when taken .
and Knew nothing of the murder. They ?
were bronghv to Searcy and lodged in a j
hotel, with a guard over them. A pre- j
liminary examination v. A3 held, when
they were all released and ieturned to
Gum Spring. They talked incessantly 1
about their religion and gesticulated i
constantly. There is no doubt that they a
ire all crazy from the combined effects I
of religion and starvation. Men, women f
and children are as gaunt as a pack of ifamished
wolves. t
Since the above was written they have a
ill quieted somewhat, and apparently s
begin to realize their situation. They
+?llr of oil aiirl urill nr>fc notift* t
LICUJUUG HW ? w ML, - ? A
in outsider.' This extraordinary affair c
created unprecedented excitement in g
this vicinity. I
c
A Model Wife's Letter. c
Trim Jove, not content to bask in the *
sunshine without an umbrella handy in I
case of .rain, finds fit expression in the 8
Following letter, which the Danbury
New a has divulged: ' (
Mi' Deak Husband : I got here last t
eight all safe, and was met at the station J
by uncle and aunt. They wero so glad t
[ had come, but were sorry that you 1
were not along. I miss you so much, c
We had hot rolls for breakfsst this 1;
morning, and they were so delicious. I c
rant you to be so happy whilo I am ?
here. Don't keep the meat up stairs. It
frill surely spoil. Do you miss me now ? x
Dh I if you were only here, if but foran
iiour. Has Mrs. O'R brought back ?
pour shirts? I hope the bosoms will
luit you. You will find tho milk tickets j
in the clock. I forgot to tell you about
them when I came away. What did you
io last evening? Were you lonesome
without me ? Don't forget to scald the ^
milk every morning. And I wish you
would see if I left the potatoes in the
pantry. If I did they must be sour by
;his time. How are you getting along ? '
^Vrite me all about it. But I must close \
30w. Oceans of love to you. Attec- ]
;ionately your wife, . 1
P. S.?Don't set the teapot on the 1
jtove. '
A Queer Verdict.
The disaster on board her majesty's ,
drip Thunderer has been thoroughly investigated
by the coroner, and, after an 1
inquiry lasting several weeks, the jury
iias returned a verdict of "accidental 1
ieath.'" This rendering is in keeping
with a recent one in the case of the run
uing down of a yacht by Queen Victoria's
pleasure steamer, the Victoria and ;
Albert. Of course it was a pure acciilent
that the safety valves of the Thunderer'a
boiler were tightly wedged down
when the fires were lighted and steam
was gotten up. The omission on the
part of the engineer to examine the
condition of the boiler must be recognized
as accidental, ^t was an unfortunate
accident that water in a close
reservoir should make steam when the
temperature was raised above the boiling
point. It was entirely aocidental
that the ship was built at all, for that
matter, it tne Jiingiisn people are satisfied
with the verdict we have nothing
more to Bay, but the word "accident"
has received a new meaning.
There is a law in Wisconsin tbat when
a man dies without heirs, his property
goes to tho Statn school fnud.
A Diru-s oyujf.
The ehadow of a bird
On the shodow of a bough;
Sweet and ole&r his song is heard,
"Seek me now?I seek thee now!"
The bird swings out of reach in the swaying
tree,
Bat hifl shadow on the garden walk below be.
longs to me.
The phantom of my love
False drams with hope doth fill,
Softly singing, far above,
' Love me still?I love thee still!"
The cruel visions hover at my sad heart's door,
fiat the soal I love is soaring oat of reaoh forevermore.
Items of Interest.
A patent has been granted to a Baltimore
man for " an improvement in oysters."
A New London lady has taught her
large Newfoundland dog to hold up her
train when she is crossing muddy or
uuaiy btret)us.
England has waged forty-nine wars
since 1300; France, thirty-eight; Russia,
twenty-t^p; Austria, twelve; and
Prussia eight.'
A Western man moves that the
liiokory tree be made an emblem of the
United States, as the oak is of England
and the laurel of Greece.
Beef and mutton cost about three
aentfl a pound in Servia, a turkey fctches
i shilling, a pair of fowls may be had !
For six cents, and a draught ox only ooets
from ten to twelve dollars.
Two young women in St. Louis got
into the parlor of a woman whom they
hated, and cut the upholstery to a
damaging extent j of 8200. They were
convicted of the offense, and fined $100
saoh.
" Did you see a wolf and a dog go by
nere ?" asked a hunter of a woodchopser.
" Yaas, I did." " Well, how was
ihey?about nip and tuck?" "Not
juite, mister; the dog was about six
nnflpfha _ ? t ii
iQU^VUO MMVMV*! ^
A farmer the other day wrote to a
Sew Tork merchant, asking how the
former's son was getting along, and
vhere he slept nights. The merchant
replied : " Ho sleeps in the store in the
laytime. I don't know where he sleeps
lights."
There is a cavern near Decorah, Iowa,
jailed the ice cave. It is two hundred
feet deep, and in the summer the water
vhich drips from the rooks freezes a - it
falls. The strange thing is that in win;er
no ice forms in the oave, even that
jf summer disappearing.
In Arkansas a man was sentenced to
oe hanged, but all the carpenters in the
neighborhood refused to build the scaffold.
As the condemned man was himself
a carpenter by trade, the sheriff
tried to induce him to put up a gallows,
but he steadfastly declared that he'd be
hanged if he would.
The biggest corn story of the season
somes from Mount Camel, HI., where,
it is asserted, on the farm of Wm. Johnson
is a stock of corn the top of which
is forty feet from the ground. There
are two ears of corn growing upon it at
the distance of thirty odd feet from the
level oi the surrounding country.
A Burlington schoolboy views the
advent of school days without a tremor,
because, he says, he is pained to an
oz. that his father Jibs, him without qr.
nearly every day, worse than ever his
teacher did, nor is he the only unhappy
boy in town ; he says he knows a cwt.
the return of school days with eager
imoatience.
A Maine minister, advertising for a
lost pocketbooft containing $8, said:
" The person who has it knows whoso it
is, because my name is in it, and if
honest will return it. If not, he will, of
course, keep it, and accept my advice to
use the money for the purchase of a
i stool of repentance that is charged
frith ignitible tyimstone."
A twelve-year-old boy jumped into a
river at Eosebnrg, Oregon, to rescne a
younger brother. He was swimming toward
the shore with the little one when
lis mother, who had in her excitement
jone too near the edge of the bank,
ilipped into the stream. He instantly
et go his hold, and went to save the
nother, and all three were drowned.
When Mrs. Patience Remington, of
fforth Smithfield, Conn., celebrated her
linety-fifth birthday recently, her three
ions?triplets?flfty-i}ine years old, were
jresent. When they were born their
ather was offered $100 to name them
Lbraham, Isaac and Jacob, but his pariotism
was greater than his avarice,
-J V>? fVlom WftflhitlfftOD. JeffdT'
iiiU UD unuuu cmvm; ... ^ . -w #
on fud Monroe.
Wood pavements have a better name
or durability in London than in this
iountry. The city engineer reports that
,fter being treated with asphalt, which
;eep8 ont the surface water, wood is one
>f the most durable pavements. It is
cheaply laid, noiseless,' smooth and elasio.
Before a horse falls he may be exacted
to travel on granite 132 miles, on
?phalt 191 miles, on wood 446 miles.
A convict who escaped from a North
Carolina jail stopped at a farmhouse and
old the inmates that he was an officer in
jursuit of a fugitive, and had put on
he prison dress in order to deceive him.
le asked for a revolver and got it. At
another place, by telling the same lie, he
jorrowed a horse. Several bloodhounds
>vortook him, but he shot them. Yet,
ifter all his good luck, he was captured.
A Chattanooga farmer's house was
obbed. Next morning a stranger called
tnd said that ho was one of the robbers,
rod he showed a locket. The former
laid that he valned the locket becanse it
lad been worn by a dear child. 44 Here
t is," said the robber, seemingly affectid.
" Let me make restitution. Here
ire $20 for your little son." Ho handed
he farmer a counterfeit 850 bill and revived
$30 change.
The English court of chancery budget
for 1874-75 is an exceedingly interesting
locument. The enormous sums administered
by the court are annually increasing.
The assets in cash and securities
were ?37,000,000, mostly in three per
sent, securities and bank stocks. The
American securities amounted to $500,300.
Among the curious accounts is a
long artay of boxes with jewelry, etc.,
lodged for greater security in the vaults
of the Bank of England.
During liis recent stay at Ischl the
emperor of Austria saved the child of a
poor woman from a violent death. As
bo was passing through tfco Rettenbach
gorges, a boy of four years old fell oyer
a precipice, and his clothes having
caught on a projecting branch, was suspended
over a torrent some fifty feet
below, The emperor, whose proficiency
in all athletic sports is well known,
jumped across the precipice, freed the
boy from bis perilous position, and
took him back to his mother.
The Virginia way to cook chicken is:
The fowl to be killed, plucked and evis
- " - -1 1?i ?Unrip on
corstGd in too suuritjot pvooiuiv 7 ?
no aocount is it to be washed, but it
must be wiped dry with a clean napkin
and cut into six parts?the breast, the
two wings, i he back and the two legw.
The whole is then to be thrown into a
fryingpan with butter, cream, mush
(small eakfs of Indian meal dough); the
whole to be done l>efore tho flesh loues
its natural heat, and the fryingpan and
contents mast be heated in advance to
receive tii?* ohiokuu,