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ABBEVILLE, S. C., WEDNESDAY, FEBKUAKY 2, 1876. MASONIC DIRECTORY. Clinton Lodge No. 3. F. A. M W. H. PARK Kit. W.\ M.'. J. C. WOSMAXSKY, Secretary. Meets 2d Monday iu every month. Hesperian ChapterNo.17,R.A.M. J. F. C. DiTRE. M.\ E.\ II.\ IV. J. I> CHALMERS, Rocorder. Moots 3d Friday ni^tit in every month. DcSarare Council No. 16, E. & S. M. J. T. ROBERTSON. T.\ 111.-. M.\ JNO. fi. EDWARDS. Recorder. M<'<-t- 1-t Tuofdnv iii_-!it in every month. DE. JOHN S. THOMPSON, DENTIST. Offer* !ii? professional berviee? to the citizens of Abbovilio .hihI tiio Btirjoiuitliiig country. Office?Over C.tizens' Savings Bank, ABBEVILLE. S. C. CUNNINGHAM & TEMPLETON TI:?vo on iiMi'l a largo st-ck of AT VERY LOW PRICES. A lar^c ?8."ortmeiit of .Ladies' and G-ents* Merino Vests & Shirts, BOULEVARD SKIRTS, Silk Scarfs and Ties. GIVE THEM A" CALL. The Star Shirt! Having triod these Kliirta. we c*n nafely rc commoud them for a good fitting and durable Shirt. Collars, Linen and Paper, LATEST STYLES, With Cravats and Scarfs to Match. QUARLES & PERRIN. Cottage Bedsteads! Two hundred Bedstead* ju*t received, war ranted all hard woo l, at jiricea from ?'5 00 to *1U.'W. J. D. CHALMERS. Boots and Shoes! Our ftock of BOOTS and SHOES i? now complete, and at the Lowest Prioou for CASH. Call c irly and get a bargain. DuPRE, GAMBRELL & CO. C. E. BRUCE, Boot and Shoe Maker, (\i~rw T) ?rlrnr ,P? Uorrin 'o C^Ara V v C-A JL cllZVt/1. U. ii-l O UkUl^i AltitunI.LE, S. v., Dobirc-f to say that he in fully ]>rr>par?l to ine?t jvll i-'inan'lx the public may wake in 5i*? )iin>. , Ho coiMtaitrly on heiirt a liwr^e lot of the bu->r. m^rial ami emuilovH only tho t;r.c?t work 1 mon. ' n^lv'-i-ps afnil et 'i-U of custom mad:* Boots aii'l Bhoo*. r-.id guarautctb tlie most entire ra'iAffu-tion in evfe|v instance. 51. r;i. V. KIN!). GOLDSMITH & KIND, FOUNDERS AND MACHINISTS (IMMIXfX r!IONT WORKS), COLUMBIA, 5. C. . >r4anfacturor* of Steam Engine* of all Ki/.e*: Ihr-c genvof, Circular ami Mu'ov Sv-r MiHs, ^lrii.1 mi, I Ktiear ("miA Miilx I<'h>nr Mill? Orna mctit. iiouHo and Store Fiont-, lrui li*iJi :g?, A^:icu! Ural Implement*, etc. Jiiasj and Iron (Jautiii^'h of all kinds made to -ordv'r on nlmrt ii >ti-'tv hii I on tue most reofconab'e terma. Alio. uiannfaottirers of Cotton I'roswp. S. B. NORRELL, AT MIS OJ D STAXD . Over Parke: & Peri in s Drug Store, H-?m a -up])'? or Northern Hanion* Loathe; and oiher tnafc !'.a) for Making and R- jMiring Sad ik * :i'11 Hai iic ?<<. CAHPSNTRY. f - .The underoijftied hcroSy givi * notice tliut lie ih prepared to do ail Kin.l-> of narnRiiffir's Work and Boil fa He al?, -epaiis OoVyn Oi'J': ra-lif-r* au<l F.Iv.h. A full -iipply < f ('Hi Material ah\?yr ;-r. 'mud. F.tru?ji> .in- m<j:<hU-<1 to lu'itit tli? (iins np early in t:ie -?<?! ? > to allow tim< t<> ' ve tlif>m properly i>:?Mi*ve<l. Ajjent f'.. fie Taylor ('iito;: (Jin. Lin J'.r miKh (' iiton and all kinds Ii;i0l>< i iiud Lualhor tteitii.g. D. B. SMITII, AbhcrUh' V. //.. S. C. STEAM Coll!ml i;i, S. C. F.W.WING, Proprietor, manrfactri;r.k of Sash. Blinds, Doors. VV iiM u\J VV flJIJJ DOOR FRAMES, liisiflfi PivotBliMs&SImtters PILASTERS, Mantelpieces, MOLDMS, BRACKETS Handrails, N ;:vels, Balusters ;CfiOLL WOSLof all Description Why. 1 ilid not lovo him. Long ago, Inntead of yen, I gave him no. I diil not lovo liim ; but to-day I read bin marriage notice. Pray. Why wax I sad, when nover yet lla* my Loart known the loai't i?-gret Over that whimpered no ? and why, Heading the notice, did I frigh ? No analyst can giie??t? the cau^e : A wouwuV roanun laughs at lawf. Sure. I am glad to know the wound i gave i* healed, that he ha? found ]j ivo'h hJeccednecfi and pe&co; and yet A woman never can forget The man who ouco Ii&h loved her, aud To-(lav I ireomto fee him etand, With every glance a nuito caress. Still pleading for tho longed-for yes. His early lovo for me in (load? Another live? in (hat love's stead; And if ho loves her well, a.- men Should lovo their chosen ones. why, 1 lion He must bo glad that long ago. Instead of yos, I gavo him no. i'orliai-s that is tho reason why 1 read the notice with a high. A WOMAN DID IT. A Touching Lit lie Story. A hrond stretch of burr en, sandy shore, covered hero and there with ragged tufts of sosmty evergreens ; boats lying up on j the strand like sleeping sea monsters, on ' one side ; and on tho other the eternal ! roar of great white-crested billows, Giug- j wl.Jtrt olmiriirc n{ anrnv into ilm KJilf,- I I '"5 " """ " "i j | 1 scented air?this was what Mrs. St. Leger Haw as she stood on the piazza of j the solitary hotel, with her husband at I her side. " Ls it not grand. Beatrice?" She shuddered, and drew invounta i rily nearer to him. " Yes ; but oh, how dreary ! how sol i itarv!" " People don't expect much society in I a place like this, Beatrice ; health is the : main object for which we seek, and I j believe the rosrs are brighter already in i ?i?1.? ,i Holl i,A?" Uf. tie Nell is frolicking down on the shore | with the old boatman and his wife. | Shall we walk down and bring Nelly I back ?'* " You go, Alfred, and I will wait for I you in the parlor. Don't be long, for : the sun has already set and the air grows ! chilly." Little Nell and her female companion were alone on the shore .when Mr. St. Leger joined the gronp?the boatman bnd strayed off in another direction to look for a missing oar?and the child ran gleefully to meet bim. " Taps, papa ! see this pretty pink shell!" But Alfred St. Leger saw neither shell nor chilli. Ho had grown suddenly pale, i th?Mi crimson. "Kathleen ^orison!" The till, pretty young womau threw j the scarlet shawl back from her head, as she bowed. "Soyou haven't forgotten "ur flirtation, Mr. St. Leger ? And you are married, and this is your little girl. 1 How time pusses. ] St. L<'ger drew a deep sigh of relief as j Kathleen broke in^> light laughter. If | ho coutd but have^een the cruel smile ; upon her mocking lips ho would scarcely | have carried so light a heart in his bosom. I * * * * + * * . " Mamma, Kathleen says it's the pret tiest place?a cave, whore tho sand is , liko silver and the little pink and purple j shells lie in heaps. Kathleen can row n.v; out in half an hour. She often I goer." j Nolly*8 cheeks were in a flame, and ! her blue eyea sparkling with excitement, j Mrs. St. Leger looked languidly np : from her book. j 44 It is safe, Kathleen ?" " Quito so, ma'am ; we'll bo back by teat'me. ' Then I may go, mamma?" " If Kathleen will take care of you, pot." The purple light failed into gray, and ! the gray into ftarry darkness, and the | raooo rose up solemnly over the tides, and they did not return. " Oh, Kathleen, T am so tired. Take me back to mamma." " Hush, child ! We're going where 1 the sun shines all the year round, and von shall gather ripe oranges from the trees, and the parrots are redder than ponies. Just wait a minute." "And can J have a monkey (" " Twenty, if von likr." i " I >111< will mamma be there ?" i J 44 No ; Imt we'll send her a monkey j iu a letter." Nolly laughed at tin1 idea; hnt the next minute li'*r checks grew pale Mfr?in. > ; 4,I want my mamma, Kathleen. 1 | .lon't ciiic for the monkeys and the par ' i rots any more. I want my mamma." ' | Kuthlem ditl not answer, hilio was in ! ] tentiy watohiug the movements of a | large vemel lying a little distance ont at 1 | s.'H. Suddenly a tiny while pennon tlutfrered'out, Jiuil was mstautly witn dmwu. | "Tho saints bo blessed!" muttored j Kathleen. " J begun to think it would ! never como. Nelly, darling, Iktc'h the ! boat; jump in." "Are we going to mamma?" "\e?. yes?jump in, quick." And Kathleen's strong nrm was pull ing tliem out tu sea iu another instant. As they r:<n up alongside the large | I lack hull of the vessel, a voice hailed ' tlieui. " Is it yon, Kathleeu Where's the child?" j " Here." " The ladder will bo lowered in a minut". I tell you what, my girl, ? j you've shown courage to day." The athletic young tar gr, eted her with a hearty kiss as she stood beside. ? !?i*?? lmt liii* wiK r?n1il ft?i ir?iA ftM ; littl Nelly clung, terrified, to her skirts. "Iain revenged !" was the first, the .'ast, the only thought that whirled through her brain. Aiul when, the next morning, long after the outward bound Sardinia was 'Spreading her white sails t<? thn breeze, the little boat drifted ashore, people whispered to one another that old Mor i-en V daughter and the golden haired little girl were lost nt sea. * * * * * * * Ten years afterwards, Kathleen Mori | son?a childless widow, st listless exile now upon a foreign shore?wa* standing l at her door, where the glowiug Italiau ! sunshiue streamed down through blos soming vines. "The saints protect, us from such a prim faca sis yours, Iv dhlina !" cried a nvTry i:oif*h>.'-r, balancing a basket of j tish on h?-r h"ad, as fhe tripped by. | "Don't you want to hear a bit of news?" "T inn not so wraoned no in the fine folk s't the cixstlo as you, Nmetta," said Kathleen. "It's ft lovely lady," returned Ninettn, " and she's dying l?y inches? La Signora San Legero." " St. Leger I" "Ah ' tint's the way the English "have Up' ' ' : "Go away I I vaat 110 mor<^^^rtT i,lllo rirmiu J" i til* sharpness of her neighbor's tongno and voice; ami Kathleen stood gazing i i fixedly into the sunset, with eyes that | I saw not a shade of the carmine glow. i " I thought once that I should never j pity her," mnsed Kathleen, " but that J ! was before my babes died. I have felt ' the serpent's tooth in my own heart j since. Poor lady! and she is dying of a : broken heart. I wish 1 could die !" The next evening, as Mrs. St. Leger j wavS lying on the sofa by the open win- ] 1 1- i i ~ [ HOW WlllCIi IfU Ultt UfJUU uiiuoiu iviiuwo and velvet-smooth lawns, a slip of white paper came fluttering down upon her lap as softly as the floating petal of an orange blossom. Anil, rudely rcrawled upon it with a pencil, she deciphered these words : " There is one white American flower j amo::g the pomegranate blossoms at : Mareo Silvedo's." Beatrice St. Leger'scheek turned even j paler than its usual shade of pallor as j she read the mystic lines. " Head, Alfred." " Nelly watt drowned ton long years I ago, Beatrice." " Nelly is alive, Alfred ; I kuow it, I | feel it! Oh, lose no time? iuquiro who i and where Marco Silvedo is I "1 will inquire," he said ; "but, Boa trice, calm yourself. liemember how often wo have been deccivod before." " We shall not be deceived again, Alfred." j Marco Silvedo sat at liis cottage door, ( smokiug a short pipe of soino dark, j iiagmut wood ; an old, wrinkle-faced Italian, with a Pkin as yellow as parch- i ment, iron-gray hair nnd keen black j eyes. Two or three children, as dark as j himself, were playing around him ; ard j when Mrs. St. Lcger noted the rwhly ' crimson line of health in their cheeks, | she knew what was meant by the words j "pomegranate blossoms." Mr. St. Leger alighted, aud began to i ollr f/i fVit> nl<l rnmi in Inn own lii!)fn)::cr . " Are these all your children, Siguor Silvedo ?" " Yes, siguor?nil. Two nre with tho saints in glory?three are here." Beatrice, listening from the carriage, felt the blood grow chill around her heart. Was tho faint light of hope that had begun to dawn on her life's horizon but a deceptive mirage, after all. Mr. St. Leger was about to re-enter the carriage, when the old Italian rose pol.tely to his feet. " The siguor and signora would honor him by partaking of a glass of his own wine ? Nay, he would receive no refus al. Eleua?Nella!" A full rIhihW mrl of fifteen or there abouts came to tho door?a girl with a ! skiu as /air as drifted snow, and blue, serene eyes. She looked wonderiugly at the strangers. Mrs. St. Leger uttered a low, smoth ered cry. All tho changes that had j passed over Nelly's lioad had not al tered her to the mother's wistful, loviug eyes. She was tho "Littlo Nelly" of tho weary years ago. "Nelly! Nelly 1" she cried, wildl}', "don't you remember your mother?" Aud Nelly St. Leger, with the flood gates of memory wide open in her heart, j fell, sobbing 011 her mother's breast. "I knew I had a mother once, before i I sailed "(cross the sea," sho faltered, in ! Italian : "but I thought she had forgot ten me j" Mareo Silvedo, who had been gazing iu blank astonishment from one to an '1 e l 4.^1,1 lw,?, oiuer, now caino lurwuru uuu wiu uu? the child hail been loft at his door one chill November night, how and by whom ho did not know, nor could tlio be wildered child tell him. "I kud just buried my youngest child," lu? suid, "and it seomed as if the good saint? meant this oue to take her place. 1 shall miss her sorely, though I don't grudge her to the signor." Kathleen, standing at the door us t.bf carringo rolled ' by the next ilfty, with Nelly sitting between lu-r father ruul mother, smiled darkly to herself. " I had meant that my revenge should have lasted still longer," she said to her self ; " but tho poor ladycanuot live long ? ami, aireraji, sue was doi (u uihiuh. I5f?sijfs, whoa little Ka&leen died, I buried almost all tho hitter smart in her grave. Let tliem be happy wliilo they CflU." For Kathleen know tlir.t she wafl j amply avenged. Military Resources. In a new edition of the Eucyelo- j pedis Ikifaunica " the following tribute | to the patriotism of tho United States is ! found in the article on "Array," by I ColoiuO (Jolley : The military history of j the United States is as strange a.s the) ris* and rapid growth of tho nation. In 17H0 tiierr.uk and file of the array, as tixed bv pet of CongresR, amounted to i 1,210 in- n ; r-nd in 181-4 an English ex- ] pcditioi: of ;j,500 rncu was able to seizo and burn Washington, tho capital of a J country which even then numbered . S,000,000 of inhabitants. Iu 1801, at j tho commencement of the war, the , whole regular force amounted to oiJ.v j 14,(1(11) men. In April of that year the | I'rcsiiit i.t lor 75,000 volunteers for , three months to defend tlio capital, which was tlirt atoned ; aiul in May a further call f> r 42,000 was made. In .Tu'y two culls for 500,000 each were nu thorizeH by Congress, and a? even this vafct force proved iiif-uOicient for the j gigantic struggle which America had ; now embarked in, it was found nec.es- i sary to introduce the conscription. In October, 1803, a h vy of 300,000 was j ordered, and in February, ISGl, a I further cnli for 500,000 w:us made. Fi- ' ually, in the beginning of 1805, two I i further levies. HMountiiur to 500.000 men, were ordered, but were only ; partially carried out in consequence of I the cessation of hostilities. The total number of men called under arms by ! the government of tho United States be j j tween April, 1801, and April, 18G5, amounted to 2,752,019, of whom 2,050,- ' 053 were actually embodied in the | j armies. If to these be added 1,100,000 j men embodied by the Southern Slates during the same time, the total armed forces reach the enormous amount of nearly 4,000,000, drawn from a popula- j tion <>f only 32,000,000? figures before i windi tlie ceiei?rat"<i uprising 01 me | French nation in 17i>3, or the recent ef ' furts of Franco mid Germany in the war ! of 3 870-71, Hi is k into insignificance. I And within three years tho whole of i these vast forces were peaceably dis i banded, and tho nrmy had sunk to a j i nominal strength of only 150,000 men. In liis Pocket, Familiarity with dangerous things en i geiulers careli-Ksuess; heuce numerous I accident*. A while kjjo a lecture on ex plosives was to bo given iu ft neighbor ing city, and illustrated by experiments. Just before the time for the lecture to begin, one of the committee of arrange ments approached the lecturer, and ex pressed his regret that no package of matt rials had arrived, and suggested that something else be substituted for the proposed experiments. " It is nil right," smilingly replied the lecturer ; "I have the nitro-glycerii>e an 1 ?il the. other things with me, in my pockets." The committee man retired to a safe dis tance from the platform. Dividends.?The dividends paid in Boeton January first amounted to near ly rr'.<'ft0.00Ci Tu II?ir?.foi J. CcO)U., ti i 1. ,5 THE CATACOMBS OF PARIS. (>rnre ( rernwoori Trlln an all Abont Thei In the Mont Interenlln* Mnnnrr. The famous catacombs of Paris wi always be a subject of interest. In letter to the New York Wmc.s, Qrac Greenwood tolls us about them as fo lows : Onr party en tor oil the catacomb at the old Barricrc d' Enjcn. At thi point each visitor, after being provide with a candle, descends nearly ono hut drcd steps of a dark winding stairwa to a narrow passage, damp, and of cours utterly dark. From hero wo wnlko through a perfect labyrinth of othe narrow passages, all doubly sombe from tbo hatvy coating of caudle smok on the rock overhead?walked for noarl half an hour before coming to the gren depository of bones. On each side, a! the way through the old quarries, opene other arched passages, leading off iufc awful distanoo and darkness?wav barred by chains or marked " daugei ous." We passod caverns like "drifts in mines, and once we came upon a rail iyg surrounding a pit, whoso gloom depths we vainly sought to sound wit the trembling lights of our caudles. T those in the rear the cffecte of tho loiij line of lights flickering, waving, passinj m una um ui vuu vmuv aiuK??, and doubling, was sometimes strangol, weird and awful. All felt oppressed b ihe groat darkness and silence which w were so boldly invading. For our part we were inclined to sneak low, and t watch anxiously each her bit of caudle for no friendly echoes of our voicescam Lack from the gloomy passages, onl; a dull, waruiug roar, and the heav, night, beaten back for a little space b; our tapers, scorned about to rush upoi and overwhelm them and us. Surcl; there is a ditferenco between the dark ness of ever so somber a spot whicl at some time ban known daylight an< that of a place which no ray of sunshim has ever reached. The darkness her was of tho kind which " cau bo felt'' somethiuc menacinsr. sullen, almos savage?a hopeless, blind night, whicl never dreamed of the day. So 6ombe and solitary, bo unearthly, thong] earthy, was all this weary, winding way bordered with gloom and mystery, tlin it was ft positive relief when we reachci the ossuary. Here, nt least, were the representative of what had once been life; for in thesi long, wide galleries, these subterraneai Rtreets ami courts are gathered th bones of 3,000,000 human beings?th yellow harvest of tine, of pestilence and of revolution. In these dism:i coulisses stand silent at last the actor of many a fearful tragedy of French bis tory; but out 'of tboso eyeless socket stares such a straDge look of watchinj ami waiting ami fellowship tbrrt it nl most seems as though they al'c reaily t< rush back ou the stormy soene and taki up agaiu the roles of tho counpirato and the revolutionist. This giganti Golgotha, this mighty magazine o death, is arranged with frightful regu larity aud system. It seems to mo tha it forms a sort of ghastly complement-^ the city overhead. The great passage are named after the streets and boulo yards whose course they follow, am suggest, by tho contrasts of stillness darkness, and immutability, the uproar tho brightness and the rush of the bus; day above. -They suggest, with mor overpowering force, the great, the dreat mystery 01 ueoin wmcu ium?w uuu? lies oiu- life. Dorp, beneath heautifu churches, fragrant with incense, gor goous with pictures and marbles, be neath nltars bright with tapers, ani gleaming with golden vessels and cruci fixes, are chapel-liko chambers, cut ii the rock, whose air is heavy with fch odor of mortality, whose ceilings an darkly frescoed with smoke, on whosi rough columns are solemn inscription in black lettering, whose walls bon crosses of skulls, set in mosaics of bones There is even shown here a singular col lection, arranged by a celebrated sur goon, of diseased bones?a sort o osseous hospital. The catacombs were consecrated as burial placo before tho first revolution but tbo bout's?nrougni iruni iiii'viuion cemeteries by night in fuueral cars, wit! religious riles?were shot down :i slmf ami loft in a mighty iudistingwishiibl hcai>. It was not till the tin'e of Nape Icon?the man of men to bring orde out of chaos and to discipline even deat1 ?that the present system was adopto and tho luusH t?f comingled mortal r< mains ranged into ranks. Sineo the inscriptions have been placed over over new oection, telling when and from wlui cemetery th"y wore removed. This i all tho distinction now. Hen; only i ../ .r.1 1T? rr> vi.l 11 . v, ... by side, ure heads which ouco toil oil n tho great problems of science and hr mauity, a:ul heads that onco plotte* small thefts ami assassinations; head that ouco woro coronets, heads th:.t fe! uuder the kuifo of the guillotine, head once pillowed on the breasts of prince.' heads that have lain on tho black sla of tho morgue. Here are skeleto hands that were once soft and fair nn glittering with jewels; strong liaudt once dripping with blood; cunnin hands of musicians, rude hands of ext cutioneers; feet which marched in a the campaigns of Napoleon, foot tbr tramped tho weary ways ot want, ice that have gone on pious pilgrimages.fe< that have danced at tho Mabille. Pom padour may here have mingled her hone with those of some g?ntlo sister c mercy. Sta'e Legislatures. The following table gives tho nunibr of representatives in the Senate an Assembly of each State Legislature: //(Jl/**. 7?>N 101 Arkaiiha* 21 82 l. CaliforieH. 40 SO ii Connecticut 21 211 2( Delaware 9 21 ' Florida 24 .VI ' Georgia -11 175 2! Illinois .. ..25 !>') 11 Iown 40 100 1 Indiana r,o !I8 1! Kanwaa 25 75 1( Kentucky 38 100 i: Louisiana SO 101 lr Maine 31 151 i> Maryland 24 80 l: Ma*"acliuuott? 40 210 2t Michigan 32 100 1! Minnoiiota 22 47 ( 112 lr .WMOim ^IU &S. N< hnu>ka .... 18 3!) f ... in as Now Hampshire .... 12 an New Jernov CO New York .... 32 12S 11 North Carolina .... nil 12') 1' l(i") 1 Oregon ... 1(1 3-1 1 Penimvlvawa ... 33 100 l: Ulioiio hlaiul at: 72 n South Carolina.. .... an 121 1, Tt>im<woo .... 25 75 r T;x;w .... 30 (*> ') \Yrmout 211 2 Virginia . .. t:t 132 i \V?*t Virginia . ... '21 C, WiecjiK'in 100 1 All Almuf Annies. If the United States Congress ciirrii out its purpose to reduce the; army fr> 25,000 to 15,000, it will 1j?; tins sirmllo army of any nation, wiyN tin: Now Yoi liVcuw*** itnf.li n nminlntinn i 30,000,000, lias a standing army of 30? 000 men ; Grout Britain, with a joj>n] tion of 32,000,000, has au army (: U2:' 000 ; Germany, with a population of 41 000,000, has a peac? establishment > 274,000. Mexico, withluiii 9,000,0|00, maintain The Uptown Schoolmaster. At a social sit-down, following, and attendant upon, a teacher*' convention in Carroll comity, N. H., an old clergyman, who had been a pedagogue in his young er days, related an auecdote, for the truth of which ho said he could per sonally vouch. It was in those times when, in the country, large girls, and larger boys, attended the district school. In fact, it txrna ma rmiiaiin 1 thine for bovs to attend the winter term until they were twenty one, ami tlio girls until they wero eighteen. And in those days, bo it re membered, flagellations woro moro com mon than they are now. The armament of tho rod and ferule was the toacher's sine qua von. In a certain school in New Hampshire one of the oldest, largest, plumpest, and fairest girls hnppenod to violate one of the teacher's rules. Sho was one of thoFC laughter loving, irrepressible damsels so thorning to tho pedagogue? always good nntnred and never at hom6 under the restraint of the school-room. The master, a prompt, energotic, power ful young man of two-and-twenty, sum mono,! tlin fnir delinnuent into tho ^ j middle of tho floor, and, as was usual, |! in such cases, the attention of tho whole ? ' Rchool wns called from tLio lessons to tho J! scene on tho floor, it being expected that * j the girl would receive a scvore punish ') ment. p j After a brief but severe harangue, tho ! ( master took from his desk a huge ferule, g j such as is seldom seen nowadays, and told tho damsel to hold out her hand, y i She hesitated, and hung her head. With L nu angry stamp of tho foot tho master * j cried out: ..! "Will you givo me your haud ?" "Yea, sir," hIio promptly tliougn j [ somewhat shyly replied, looking up, not I frightened, but with ft twinkling smile ' j {(laying around the dimples of her face; ! " and my heart with it!" at the same _ l time holding out her plump hand. ^ | A dead silonoo reigned for a few mo ^ i ments in the school-room. The master's j faco flushed, and a moist light was in his Ij j eyes. Finally the ferule was laid back, j unused, upon the desk, and tho now j. blushing damsel was told that she might j I take her seat, but to remain after school I was dismissed. 8 j That schoolmaster lived in another ' town, and when he went away that girl J wont with him as his wife; and after tho c j lapse of many years,- ho had never had . i occusion to regret bifl acccptance of the hand so quaintly given him. Funny Incidents in the Pulpit, * At ti clerical dinner party some time ago, says Applc/on's Journal, the ques tion went round to each, as follows : " Were you over so plaoed in public in the performance of a service as to lose all sense of the solemnity of the occasion and be compelled to laugh in spite of your more serious self?" and the follow ing are somo of the replies that wero mado : A very solemn clergyman and his assistant wero disturbed in their chancel by a miserable looking street cat, which had come in in some unknown way and was rubbing itself up againt their leers, me-owiu/7 piteously. The 'A rector beckoned to tbo assistant to pnt y j the cut out, which lie did, but in a few 0 ' moments 6he was'back again. Upon j; this the very solemn rector placed the _: poor creature under ono of the heavy j: box stools in tho chancel, and, placing . his foot on the improvised kenne^ gave out the hymn beginning : "^V charge to j keep I have." The last experience mentioned was j that of a clergyman at his first baptism L, of infants. He was then very young in ,? years, and had never before held a baby 2 that he could remember of, much less ~H i hold a baby and a book in tho presenco I of a church full of people. Tho first ; infant given into his arms was a big, Hfi ruling boy of thirteen months, who immediately begun to corkscrew his way : through elotjies and wrappings. The minister h?ld on bravely, nut in a few moments the child's face disappeared iu the wraps and his dangling logs beneath were worming their way to the floor, j Seized with the horrible impression that i the child was tunneling his way through his clothes and would noon lei on the floor in a state of nature, ho clutched the clothes violently by tho sash band, and, straddling the child upon tho chancel rail, said to the mother : "If you don't hold that baby ho will certainly be through his clothes and I shall have nothing left but the dress to baptizo." ilnw in fnlenlate Interest. The following rules are so simple and so true, according to all business usages, that every banker, broker, merchant or elerk should post them up for reference. There being no such thing as a fraction in it, there is scarcely any liability to !s j error or mistake. ]3y no other arith <t ! m-itical process can the desired informa b | tiou be obtained by so few figures : 11 j Six per Cent.?Multiply any given il j number of dollars by the number of days of interest desired ; separate the right g | liiiiid nguroaDa cuviuu uy mia , ium iraun >-) is the true interest on such sum for sucli li ! number of clays at six per cent, it Eight per Cent. - -Multiply any given :t | amount for the number of clays upon ;t which it is desired to ascertain the in tere.Rt, an 1 divide by forty-five, and the !8 ! result will bo the interest of such sum >f I for the time required, nt eight per cent. Ten per Cent.?Multiply the same as above, and divide l?y thirty-six, and the I li .?-11 H..X nf nf result ?m w iuu auiwiiuu v/a. iuwivwK ,?? ,r ; ton per cent. cl! What it 'will do.?If a mechanic or I clerk hiivcs only two and throo-fourth ; cents per day, from the fime ho is twen 13 ' ty-ono until ho is threescore ami ten, JO i the a?gr$gate, with iuterest, will amount !0 1 to 5:2,000 ; ami a daily saving of twenty >2 I seven ami one half cents reaches the im ;2 I portant sum of $'20,000. A sixpence l9 | saved daily will provide a fund of $7,000 15 ?sufficient to purehaso a good farm, in There are few employees who cannot j save daily, by abstaining from the use of jg | cigars, tobacco, liquor, etc., twice or ten [7 ; times the amount of tlio six cent piece. <2 ! Every persou should provide for old age, 1" I and the man iu business who can lay by JJ I a dollar a day will eventually iiud him !j( i self possessed of over $100,000. ?^j A Brutal Husband. One of the most brutal crimes over 34 committed was iu New York, on Christ r,() mas nifilit. The victim was an unfortu* ; r.atc invalid, the wife of John Nannery, J* ! No. 81) South Fifth avenue. Nannery wj . beat her to death as she lay in her bed, is helpless. Such a sight as this poor wo r>7 man afforded when discovered is, hap 1 * ? . ,?ii l I".1 j>ily, raroiy nu t wiui nniong oivmscu ^ i.rings. Whole hamlfuls of hor hair 75 hail boon torn from tlic scalp, hor face kii whs absolutely unrecognizable, blnoil covered almost every portion of hor body, anil her scaut clothing was burnt almost to the flesh. Enough of it, how -i:" *- ?lw.? *linf .t l.o.l 'H ever, nun lummucii n< r>m in ! been thoroughly saturated with kero =t i sene. She was uuablo to articulate a k single wonl, but a subdued moaning, jf that pierced one to the very heart, con j staidly escaped her lips. The brutal i-1 husband had saturated her clothing with kerosene and set it on tire, bat the po i lice succeeded in quenching the flames, ji ! but the poorwoman shortly after died. She was only 28 years of ago and very )>r<>tty. Her husband jvas not drunk, but hin conduct vfi's the roBuIt of Mhcer Clay and Bowie. Honry Clay used to tell a story of hi own experience. Upon a certain occa sion, in his early manhood, Mr. Cla; was traveling in a public stage coach ii Tennessee. His fellow passengers wer< a young lady and her husband -the lat tor e eideutly an invalid?and a man ii the front corner, so muffled np in a fnr lined cloak that his features were con cealed. He appeared to be rather nude than over the medium size, and was evi dently enjoying a refreshing slumber Bv-and-bve a bit?, brown-faced, brawns Kentuckian got into the coach, sinokioj a rank, coarse-grained cigar^ He gazec around fiercely, as though ho would im press upon the minds of his new com panions that he could chew up and swal low any one who dared to interfere witl him. In short, ho waa "half horse am half alligator, with a goodly sprinkling of panther and grizzly bear thrown in.' Ho ptilfed forth huge volumes of &mok< without the least concern for tho com fort of his companions. Presently tho lady, who seemed to b< growing sick, whispered to her husband and tho husband, iu tho politest manne: possible, asked tho stranger if ho woulc not throw away his cigar, as the smoki greatly discommoded his wife. Witl an impudent, swaggering stare the fellov replied, interlarding his speech witl several oaths: "I reckon I'vo paid my placo. I'l smoke as much as I please. I'd like t< at\fk tt of nil mn !" He looked very dangerous as h< glared around, and it was very eviden that he was used to quarrel and strife, and, furthermore, a struggle with hin might have been a deadly one. Tht young mau vrlio had spoken to hin shrank back, and was silent. Tho ladj lowered th# sash by her side for a breatl of fresh air. Mr. Clay felt evotr gallant instiuct ol his soul aroused. He considered for i moment whether he should interfere and found himself reluctant to drav upon his own head the brutal violent of the gigantic ruffian. In that ther lawless country he knew that his life might be sacrificed unavenged. H< know himself to be physically unequa to tho contest, and he thought, after all, it was not his business to risk his life ii BU V^lliAULIU ik UiUUiiOl* Clay was settling back, with pity foi the insulted and disgust for the insnlter, when, suddenly, but very quietly, the cloaked figuro in the corner assumed ar upright position, suffering tho furret mantle to fall back without a particle o: excitement, thereby revealing the small but well-knit, muscular frame of a mai plainly dressed in a closely buttonec frock coat, with a face rather pale, and i pair of bright gray eyefl that gleamet like polished steel?and those strangf -"""'"lriTT f.lin attention oi jra.ju.va., - ho ferocious Kentuckian. With a terrible calmness this quiel man passed his hand under his collar al th6 back of his neck, and deliberately drew forth a long, glittering and uglj looking knife from its sheath in that sin^ gular place. " Stranger," he said, "my namo if Colonel James Bowie, well known ir Texas and Arkansaw. If you do nol put that cigar out of the window in les; than lifteon seconds, I'll put thif knife through your heart, as sure a? death I" Clay said that he could never forgel the expression of the colonel's eyes ai that moment. They told, ha unmistaka bly as signs can tell, that tbo threal would certainly bo fulfilled; and thif conviction evidently impressed itsel upou tho mind of the offonder. During a very few seconds his eyes met thjso o Bowie. With all his brute strength h< WU8 LI1C WCUKCl' Hit 111, uuu uvj ijuaucu With a muttered curse bo threw th< cigar away, upon wliich Col. Bowit coolly returned his knife to its sheath unci without another look or word re folded his cloak about him and lay bad us before. At the next stopping plaw tbo Keutu' kian got out and took a seui with tho driver. The Deacon's Order. Deacon S., residing in n town adjoin ing Worcester, Mass., was a good, pioui mrtu, but sadly illiterate. One day h( gave to .'10 singe driver a slip of pnpei nnon which he had written an order foi some books, which ho wished the drive] to bring him from tho store of Mr. A. in Worcester. The driver railed at th< designated store, and handiug the slij to the nearest clerk, informed him tlml it was an order for some books whicl Deacon S. wished sent to him. Tho elerk examined tho paper criti cully?turned it up and down?bu could make nothing of it, and he pasaec it to tho bookkeeper, who was seldon stack by blind ehirography. But tLi< bookkeeper met with 110 hotter succesi than had attended the efforts of th< clerk. The proprietor was called, am he, too, soon gave tho scrawl np ia do spair ; and it was finally concluded bos to send the paper back to the deacon fo: further elucidation. As tho stage coach approached tin village tavern the deacon was waiting upon the stops. "Well, driver," lie said, as the coacl stopped, "did you get my books I" "Books I No, of course I didn't There wasn't a man in Worcester couh read your old spider tracks!" "Couldn't read 'ritiu'? Let mo sei if you gnvc 'em tho right paper." The driver took the paper from hi T*niw on/i if nvftp. and the dea con, having put on his enormous silver bowed spectacles, liclil tho memoran dum at a favorable distance for reading " Why," ho exclaimed, " it's as plain a: the nose on your face. See here,"?am > 11 i ....a l? (t i T./ I1G spciiOil out, iuttcr uj lcji/i/vj.? ? 8-a m B-r-x '?Two Psalm Books Gracious mo! I guess them Worcestei folks had better go to school and lean their letters!" Perhaps the deacon thought tho laugl which followed from the bystanders wa in response to his cutting sarcasm upoi tho iguorance of "them Worceste folks." Ail Important Case. une 01 inv ziiuf.ii iui^un.w? ***.. has comn before the United States bu premo court for years will noon bo ar gticd in that court. It comes from tin district court in California, and involve: the right of any State to enact a statu t< excluding certain persous from landing within her borders. Some years age California passed a law prohibiting tin landing of Chinese women in that State Subsequently twenty-two Chinese wo men were taken in an effort to land Judge Field, of the supreme court, whili holding court on his circuit, dischargee twenty of the woun 11, retaining tli< others in onler that the case might b brought to the supreme court. On ac count of its importance it has been ad vanceil ou the caleuilar. Attorney Gen eral Pierrepont will argue the ease a against the Sfato of California. The ili roct bearing of the case 11 011 our trout, stipulations with China, and raises th question whether a State cau say wli shall and who shall not land 011 th shores of the United States. Jiulg Pierrepoufc will urgue that the action c California not only violates our treat provisions with China, but also the Fei end authority. Chief-Justice Tune o:;co decided a cams of similar charactc dmjaS Mu> exipteuco of slavery, hoMit) had the /?ght to ejtfclml "Ugm tier territory, SETTLING ACCOUNTS. 3 A View of.llnttcrn nuri Thin** nt the End ol the Year. J Bisliop Clark writes to the Ledger as 1 follows : The eml of the year is the 2 time for settling our accounts. Wo look - into our affairs to see how wo stand in i the world. And how are you getting on ? - I hear, in renly, all sorts of voicos in the " air, sorno quite cheerful and others very r oriil The firat to which I give hecil ia neither joyful or mournful?the mau 7 says : " I hold my own; I owe no one ? anything that I cauDot pay ; I have 1 been ablo to obtain food and raiment for - myself and my family, and therefore I snpposo I ought to be content. I con fess, however, that I would like to have 1 laid up something against a rainy day ; 1 I would liko to have made some little iu; I vestment that would bring me an income without working for it so hard; I would 3 liko to put up something for my chii dren, as I see ruy neighbors cloiug around me." There are few of us who would not sympathize with this feeliug. Jiut, if your work has been well done, you have gained something besido food and clothing ; the liber of your soul has been mado stronger, and if you can leave your children the legacy of a good example, put them straight upon their feet to earn an honest living as you have done, they will be better off in the end than if you bequeathed to them the i means of living in idleness and luxury. ; The strong men are those who find their J .-t ! mid (!fmi credit I I UUjUUli IXI tHULL by their comluet. These are the men I who rule. From another quarter I hear a more doleful sound, ami the voice says: "I have not becu able to hold my own. I nm worse off tliau I was when tho year began. I had nothing then, and I have less than nothing now, because I have accumulated debts which I am unable to pay." This is bad, very bad; for we may sentimentalize about the moral beauties of poeortyasmuch as we please, when wo get at the real thing, with its daily hnngerings and shiverings, its piti ful make-shifts and dismal contrivances, skulking around corners, or slipping quickly into doorways to avoid the inex orable creditor; its efforts to Keep up i appearances ami liiial abandonment of all regard for appearances; I say, when we get at the real thing, it proves to be a very disagreeable and repulsive thing. But it may bo your own fault that you have not succcedcd any better; you may have folded your arms while otliers were working ; waiting for opportunities in stead of making the opportunity, as all successful people do; laboringonly when you felt liko it, which may have been very seldom, saying to yourself, because you have been so unfortunate as to be born into the world, therefore the world owes you a living, whereas it really owes you only what you earn. Or, perhaps, * 1-1 4. U..4. yon nave not oeen very muuieiii/, uut have lived carelessly and beyond your income, contracted debts, without know ing how they wore to be met, and in dulged in luxuries which you could not afford. You hoped that somehow mat ters would come out ngijt, that some thing favorable would turn' uj., L year has closed and brought no relief. We may be sorry for such disappointed men, but wo do not altogether regret that they have some anxiety and suffer ing, because this may lead them to do i better in th? future. To persist in this I kiud of life will inevitably lead not only I to social degradation, which is no slight ! t calamity, but also to the utter deteriora- j 5 tion of personal character, which is a i f thousand times worse. The youug mau j ' who begins with running in debt is in j f danger of running into something worse j 3 than debt before long. It is a pitiable sight to see one trying to live by his ! 3 wits, with perhaps a very slender stock j 3 of wit to draw upon. To be rich and > and torpid is bad enough, but to be " poor and torpid is sure destruction. ^ The next voice that we hear 13 in 3 another tone; the note is still sitd, but k the roughness is gone. This man says: " It is not my fault that I have failed to better my position. I have done the tlirik I could. I have toiled hard, lived carefully, expended frugally, but J every tiling has turned against uie. If I j had received my dues as faithfully j as I havo tried to pay iny debts, if; I hau had the same return for my labors | that others have had, I would not com- j plain. As it is, I am disappointed and j disheartened. I do not like to ask for ! favors; I will not bo dishonest. I am i trying to do my duty in the stato of life | whero God has placed me, but I meet I with 110 encouragement and no success. I The new year comes to me dark with ' clouds; it brings with it a heavier load ' than I am able to bear?my faith in 1 Providence is almost gone." Beware of 1 j that! To lose your faith would be far ' I wnrsn tlmn to loso vour money. I do ! not know why yoft are thus sorely trieil, but God docs, and you will liud it out by-and-bye. The best fruit does not always grow in the riclient soil. Awhile j ago, I saw a man removing the mollow j eartli from the roots of a tree, and sub i stitnting in its place cinders aud ashes ?the tree was growing ioo luxuriantly, ; and tho vitalizing sap ran to wood and i leaves. I do not mean to say that you I are to sit down doggedly and look for j I >?i fiirt.ii.-ir wnrldlv nrosneritv: it rather I UW A V ' ( . becomes you to believe that if, with a I 1 buoyant heart and ft strong will, you ' persevere iu well-doing, a change for 2 the better will aoou come, l'ou will not be tried beyond your power of endnr 3 ance. Some of those who have been ' " I most prosperous in the end, met with ( ' j the severest rebuffin the beginning. " I One further voice breaks the stillness, and that is brisk and jocund. It says : 3j"I have prospered abundantly, I am 1 I much richer than I was a year ago, ! 1 | whatever 1 touch turns to gold." I trust ! | tnen that you have touched nothing that r is deteriorated by turning into gold. I 1 ! trust that your conscience lms not be- | j come metallic. I trust that there (ire no 1 | widows or orphaus to cry out against H I you. I trust that you havo not kept 1 | back tho hire of the laborer. I trust r j that yon have not advanced your pros perity by over-reaching. I trust that i - I- i?i. .. i,? i I you CIIU iOOK LUlCHi. ujiwm win piuu nn uj j whicli you have grown rich, with as t much satisfaction as yon regard the . wealth you have secured. Ami I also - hope that you nre prepared to use the 9 ; means at yonr command for the benefit j s of the world. Men often lay out sph-n 2 did projects of beneficence, which they i ^ 1 intend to carry into cffect as r.oon as ] > ! they get rieh; but when the riches come ' a j other uses are found for the money. If, j . however, yon have grown rich houestly, : and if your whole nature has expanded . i with the expansion of your estates, then ! u you deserves to be congratulated. For 1 ' it is n good thing to have the promise of r> ! the life that now is, as well as (if that j e which is to come. It is pleasant to see the work of our hauds prosper. It is in- j . vigorating for a good man to feel that ho J . carries power. They who sneer at riches : n are glad to take all which thny can fairly i- get. Very few men are sorry, when a I y new year comes round, to find a balance (> i in their favor. ?c I Look Out for Fires! e ; About this time look out for fires f -1- Imtin linmi iivnvpltfpil liv !l U WlllUIl iiuiv, uot'u ... y ; littlo ordinary care, is never an untimely I- J warning, but it is especially timely at I y '' this season of the year, when untried tr j heating apparatus and that whieh has j g . become imperfect or untrustworthy by o j Hervy'al monthn of disupe, in taxed to its j unmujst capneity in HtoreH?ud dwellings 1 JIM WH A LEX'S DEATH. The Ntory of u Brnve Pilot?How ho Died. " It makes mo feel kinder sad," 6aid the pilot, pointing to the bank as the boat was plowing the current near Lake Providence, seventy-five miles above Vicknburg. "When they buried him, twenty years ago, the grave was a dozen rods from the wuter, but the treacherous current has eaten and eaten at the bank till acother week will float poor Jim awav." The passengers saw the end of a coffin sticking out of the bank, six or eight inches above water. It is a lonely spot on the river with no sound to break the desolation except the beat of paddle wheels as the steamers hurry along. "It was Jim Whalen," continued the pilot, as the passengers turned to him for an explanation. " He had a wife and babe in Orleans, nud was a straight man. Ho knew every snag and bar in the river, and ho could put his boat through any shute in the darkest night you over saw. Jim didn't brag, and some of the pilots called him a chicken. Chicken! Ho was the biggest eagle that ever flew n? or down this creek. and that ar' coffin proves it I" Ho shoved tho boat out a little, an swered a signal from an ascending steam er, and continued : " I was a cub then?just learning tho business of Jim. You never seed a man who'd do his level best for a boy as kindly as Jim would. No sweariug or cussing or culling, but as quiet and soft spoken as a born lady. When they laid him away down there I couldn't have felt worso if tho old man himself had been pitched into heaven." Ho asked for a. chow of tobacco, and having settled it against his left cheek he- sniil: " Over thero by that gloomy cane bmke, at midnight, nigh on to twenty vnnrs nrm. the Oenprnl Tavlor took tiro. I was asleep in the texaa, Jim at the wheel, and a hundred passengers were asleep. How the fire started no one knew. The whole boat blazed right up in a minu to, scorchiugand roasting people afore they .had heard the alarm. Whew 1 but wasn't it awful ? I went overboard with nothing on but my cotton, and my heels blistering, and passengers and crew tumbled after." The pilot rolled up his sleeve to ex hibit the marks of the flame, and then continued : " Not all of 'em. Thirty or forty ran for'ard. wild like, and afraid to jump. The texas was aitire before I jumped, and as I floated in the river I saw tlie red tongues of flames leaping around the pilot house. Jim was thar', and thar' ho staid. The water was up, the current heavy, and the wind blowing agin us, keeping the fire back. If Jim went overboard it was good-bye to fifty human souls. He saw it, and that's where glory covered him from head to foot. He held her dead level up?she ran till the engines stopped?till half tho boat was burned?till the flames burned every hair off his head, and roasted him as the women serve a piece of meat. Wh^n tho engines stopped tho boat dti.'l :-.! down, and at last help came from other steamers. Jim was picked up in the river, swimming like a auT1; but died in five minutes." ' "~"cn There was a long pause, aud then he added : "Jim Whaleu's backbone saved all them folks. He died afore they could thank him. There wasn't a passenger or deck hand who didn't cry like a child; but all they could do was to bury the poor roasted body and press the sods down lightly. Year by year tho river has been eating i's way to the grave, and while wo shall miss it, we'll all feel as if the big river had more right to the colli a of brave .Tim Whalen than the shore. It's only his bones lying there? only his dust which will float away ; ior i though the gate of heaven u narrow, it was open plenty wide enough for Jim Whalon to go iu with all steam on."? I 'icksbvry Herald. Stoned to Death. The details of the receht terrible mur der of a Jew iu Hamailan (Ekbataiia of tlio ancients), in Persia, have been re ceived. A wealthy Persian owed a large sum of money to the Rabbi Chnjini, who asked the Persian to repay him one day when they chanced to meet in a bazaar. A quarrel ensued, and the crowd which had collected asked the Persian what the cau:?e of the trouble | was. Ho determined to get rid of his creditor, nnd turning to the crowd, said: "If this man had merely insulted me I should have kept silent, but ho has abused our religion and blasphemed the prophets. I cannot, therefore, be silent." The crowd fell upon tho rabbi and threatened to kill him. He took refuge in the neighboring house of a rich Persian, to whom he appealed for protection. The latter concealed the Jew in an inner room and barred tho doors of the house. Tho crowd demanded his surrender. Tho noble Persian refused, and the doors were broken down. The lawless rabble poured in, found tho fugitive, dragged him into tLie street, and stoned him to death. The dead body was dragged about the town with jeers and finally brought into tho market place, where the mouth was filled with 1.? ?.,,1 -irnsa lilnwn ill I puwui'r uuu ?uu __ pieces. A fire was then kindled and the corpse was burnt up. Four Jews, who had fallen into the hands of the mob, were ill treated and severely wounded. The dwellings of the Israelites were plundered, and a general massacre of all the Jews?and Christians likewise? would have followed had not the authori ties intervened. The Jews of the city have sent a deputation to Teheran to appeal for protection to the foreign ministers there, as they have 110 hopes of any aid from the shah. A Western Joke. Tin-re is nothing half so funny ns a praotio.il joke, anil this, as told by an Eastern paper, is a regular rih-tickler : "Frederick Walker and Peter Kohler, of Guttenbnrg, N. J., stuffed an old suit and placed it against a lamp-post. About midnight they began an imagin ary quarrel in a loud tone, and continu ed it until a number of the people were aroused from their beds. Then they shot the imaginaiy man. The body fell down, and the young men ran away. The neighbors thinking murder had been committed, chased the young men, and Kohler was shot in the leg before the de ception was explained." Think what solid enjoyment Mr. Kohler will have laughing at that for six weeks while ho nurses his leg ; and what a screaming farce it would have been for his whole family if he had been shot in the head. Incurable Heart Disease. Dr. C. M. Durant, in the liritish Malical Journal, gives the following ?i.:? ah L^,,i JllUU'lOllH :n I ? ?li llll^ nuvi ilt'ii and harried motion must l>o avoid od. I'luinugod trawling by railroad is highly prejudicial, iueais muouici uu small in quantity, of easy assimilation an<l frequent repetition. Especially late and hearty Rippers should be avoided. Cold liquids should l>e sparingly taken. Tea and colfce, iu moderation, and not to< strong, ore not injurious. Sexual infereour.so should b?t absolutely forbid- J Exposure to coJd wiud? or ex.vs- | siv. lv coJd weather, bo r,s to b< eudi.'only cIuIIvj^Ik i;;.; be nv;\dcdv Eva's Eyes. Oh, fair and stately maid, whose eyee Wore kindled in the npper skies At the samo torch that lighted mino ; For so I must interpret still Thy sweet dominion o'er my will, A sympathy divine. Still let mo blameless gaze upon Features that seom at heart my own ; Nor foar those watc - ful nenlinelis Who charm the moro their glance forbids, Chaste glowing underno&th their lids, With fire that draws while it ropels. ?Ralph H'aMo Emerson. Items of Interest. rr I-" nofi'mnffl r\( nnttjlll JL LIU UllilCLiv i/ovim?w v* vmv crop of 1875-G is 4,100,000 bales. Buggins says that the most thorough way of keeping a house warm is to board your mother-in-law. Iu 187-1 in tho cemeteries near New York 28,068 j>eopIe were buried. In 1873 the number was 29,107. A bill for compulsory education re cently received only one vote in the House of Delegates of West Virginia. " Every man fancies lie can do threo things?farm a small property, drive a gig, and write an article for a review." The strike of the Sydney (N. S.) coal miners is over, and the meu have re turned to work at the reduced wages. A wearied young lady hastened the departure of a tedious caller by remark ing, as she looked out of the window: " I think we are going to have a beauti ful sunrise." The British court of common pleas decides that a person formerly a proctor'a clerk, now living mainly on an allowance from his mother, legally may describe, himself as a " gentleman." It has boea discovered that the same kind of coloriug matter which poisons the striped stockings is also uiaji! to . color bad whisky. In both eases it g.?'s . ' to the legs aud ruins the understanding. As old Mr. heaved the la?t scuttlo of four tons of coal into his cellar, bo was heard to remark : "If they had been boys instead of girls, it wouldn't have been thus. One ton would last all minfiir 99 y General Sutter, on whoso land i* California gold was first discovered, ' eighty years old, and lives in a poo cottage at Litis, Pa., where ho is edu cating his grandchildren in a German school. To bo resigned when ills betido, Patient when favors are denied. And pleased with favore given ; Most surely this is wisdom's part, This is that incouee of the heart, Whoso fragranco smells to heaven. The mercury stood five degrees below zero outside when Jones feelingly re marked: " 1 wouldn't turn a dog away to-night. Browu. Would you?" "W? wall, no." replied Brown, hesitatingly. "At least not if he was worth any thing." A man has solved Mrs. Livermori's query: "What shall wo do with our daughters?" Ho has purchased two washing machines and will take in wash ing. Hie wife and seven daughters are are to do the work, and ho will superiu ?md the business. are unreasonable, find you may have remarked that uhtftt QJ10 of them sits down in a new oilk dress on a chair where a little boy has carelessly deposited two cents' worth ol taffy, sho will go oil about it just as Dad as n it were two dollars' worth. A Nova Scotia farmer who sent a sam ple barrel of apples to the recent fruit exhibition at Birmingham, England, has been informed officially that, " though there was an exceptionally good show of English apples, the American fruit beat thorn iu tuzo and very far indeed in color." J. Clancy Dempster, of San Francisco, has chivalrous regard for the other set. He saw a woman in the street surround ed by drunken loafers, who had fright ened her into fits, lie drew a revo.yor and a knife, went to her rescue, shot ~tiro nnd brtfo kur UiltJ 11T11V >v , Obawwu w.fw, 1T UL1 _ triumphantly away in his arms. A plucky woman is Mrs. McKcen ol Belfast, Mi>. Her husband, who com mauded a Philadelphia vessel, dying on the voyage to Genoa, she assumed com mand, put in at Fayal and procured a metallic colliu, in which she placed tho remains, continued in command to Genoa, and attended to disposing of tho cargo. Yice-Prosideat Wilson's brain weighed forty-nine and one-half ounces. That is rather above tlie average weight?which is, in this country, probably about forty - . four or lorty-uve ounces. jyuiiii i ?? tw stor's brain has been mentioned iu a news2>aper paragraph, published Home years ago, as having been fouuil to weigh sixty-three ounces. Do not think of one falsity as harm less, ami another as slight, and another as unintended. Cast them all aside. They may be light and accidental, but they are an ugly soot from the smoke of the pit, for all that; and it is better that our hearts should be swept clean of them, without over care as to which is the largest and blackest. That t_e French aro determined to have every available man under arms is shown by Gen. Cissey's last order, re quiring the registration, for military purposes, of all males uorn oeiweeu January 1, 1835, and December 31, 1871, Defaulters will incur a line varying in amount from sixteen to two hundred francs, besides imprisonment frorj lifteen days to three months. The Arizona Citizen says that there is in that Territory a monster named Sheri dan who makes it a business to entice men to go with him to the mountains upon tho pretense of showing them rich mines, and it is seldom that persous so enticed are ever heard from afterward. It is believed that ho has lured away and murdered eight victims within '.he past year. Gov. Hafford offers $500 reward for his capture and conviction. Extracts from a report of proceedings of county commissioners, (Jineago: -mu chairman of this board knows ho took mo to a desk in that committee room and solicited my signature to a report l>y which he could take $1,700 from tho county treasury." " You know you aro a liar when you say it." "I hopo the gentleman will not be personal." ,lI can't heli> being personal when a man stands up and tells a straight-out lie." ','1 " in E norland who, after his establishment in a parish, preached the same sermon to hiscongre Ration Sunday after Sunday?a very good sermon, but always the same. At last tlie farmers sent a deputation to request a change. " Wry well," said the rector, J " but now let any cue of you (ell me all about that sermon." Not a person could give an account. "Tiien," re sumed the clergyman, " I'll oontimio to preach it till I'm sure you all know what it contains." At the annual Christmas sale of fat stock belonging to Queen Victoria there wn-s a large attendauco of buyers. The ---*^.1 fnrfiv.t.wo verv linn ' P010 CODBisrcv* v/*. . J shorthorn aud polled Scotch ox<'U and ! heifers, which realized from ?30 to four hundred lino wether sheep, tuo South Downs fetching from ?1 lis. to X'."j 4s., the ( hoviots ?2 19a. to X-'i In., and lambs xJ. j'As. t" ?"> 2s. (Id.; andj fifty hncca I> ?g? at-1 porkers, the J'rinoo Ccmih xi'% :io<? l>ri::/ri