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BY W. A.LEE AND HUGH WILSON ABBEVILLE, S. C., FRIDAY. MAY 5, 1871. ^;'
The Return of the Birds*
I hear, from many a little throat,
A warble interrupted long;
I bear the robin's flute-like note,
The bluebird's.slender song.
Brown meadows and the russet hill,
Not yet the haunt of grazing herds,
And thickets by the glimmering rill
Are all alive with birds.
0, Choir of Spring, why come so
soon ?
On leafless grove and* herbless
- lawn?
Warm lie the yellow beans of noon ;
Yet winter is not gone.
For frost shall sheet the pools again ;
Again- the blustering East shall
blow;
Whirl a white tempest through the
glen ;
Au<l load the pines with snow.
Say, for a tint of green shall creep
fctaon o'er the orchards grassy Uoor,
And from its bed the crocus peep
.Beside the housewife's door.
THE PASSING CLOUD. .
"Do you want mc to get anything
for you in town ?"
Andrew Thurston spoke very calmly,
and a chance listener might have
thought that he spoke kindly. He
certainly spoke deferentially; but his
lips were com pressed, and there were
lines upon his brow which were not
usual. Ordinarily he would have
said, as he was drew on his glove:
"Now, my lore what can I get for
you in town?" and he would have
spoken gayly and frankly, with spiritJ.iness
and sparkle; for they had been
married not a year yet, and only the
cay Deiore Anurew nau aeciarea mai
they would never out ive their honeymoon.
*'Ellie," he said with a kiss,
"when we cease to love, wo shall have
ceased to live; for life could be nothing
without love."
But now a cloud had come?very
small at first?not higher than a
man's hand?but yet a cloud. Ellie
Lad nevor complained of fatigue or
weariness, and yei he was Jar from
robust. On ti>is particular morning
she bad arisen with an aching head,
but she did not mention it.. She did
not smilo as was her wont, and her
husband asked her what was the matter.
Ilis question seemed to imply
Ai t i i._ i v * j i.:
lUUb Iler niiiitiier uuu irtiuu- linn ?
there was almost an accusation in it
?and she replied, rather shortly
"Nothing."
"l?ut there must bo something."
said he, "What is it ?"
Tbis, to his wife, rendered orer-siis-ceptible
by her headache, seemed a
-disputing of her words, and she answered
; "I tt'll you?nothing."
"But Ellie," he suiii, "\ ou wouldn't
act so if thero was nothing tno mutter."
' Act how?" demanded his wife,
flushing under this direct charge.
"What have I done?"
Wlint / /mill lior iinehnnrl rnr^TT tr?
tliie? What single act of hers?what
wortl, even, could hn point oat?
Something in hrr manner had jarred
npon tho sensitive chords of his
heart, and a cloud had come between
iliem; but how could he tell it? How
could he give to another an idea, of
tliat which had no f'urin nor substance
and wh oh ho had only perceive 1 because
it dropped a discoi d into the exquisite
harmony of his jealous love?
lie could make no plausible answer,
and this fretted him still more.
i;Oh, nothing, nothing.*7 he said,
drawing back. "If you dou't choose
to confide in me, all right."
His Wile's eyes nusnea now, una
she spoke quickly?spoke so quickly,
and so feelingly, that her husband
was, in turn, offended; an.J, with a j
hasty word- upon her lips, he went!
out into the hail, and made ready for !
the city, which was but a few miles
distant from his suburban residence. J
When Andrew Thurston re-entered !
the sitting-room, with his hat in his!
hand, he asked the question we have
already hoard, '-Do you want mo to
get anything for you in town ?"
JJow cold his voice sounded to wife,
who sat, with bowed and aching
head, by the curtained window. It
did not sound like the voice of her
husband, and she did not lo .k up. i
She would wait until he came to kiss '
her, as ho always did before ho went j
away, and then she might he able to j
sneak?to speak upon his bosom,:
where she could hide her face - but:
she dared not trust her voice now. j
She knew she should cry if she spoko,
and she would" not have her husband'
see her do that if he were angry with
her. But he did not come to her. j
He turned away without another j
word, and was gone.
Andrew Thurs'on knew that his i
wife must have heard bis question, and
as she did not immediately answer, lie
allowed his anger to express itself in !
a slum of the door as he went out..
lie pulled on his gloves very vigorously,
and stepped off with measured
strides But not so long. The fresh i
morning air fanned his brow with a !
cooling influence, and no oegan 10 i
thinlf. lie missed something. For |
the first time since he had been mar-,
ried he was going away from homo j
without his wife's kiss; Surely a i
cloud had arisen upon the domestic j
horizon, and something like a storm f
had come upon their peace. He was!
unhappy; and the more he meditated, |
the more unhappy he became.
"Ellie was to blame," he said to htm-'
self. But this did not heal the wound.
"I may have been hasty," he
acknowledged, after further reeollec ??-i
,1
tion. "15llt SlllJ, X1U USSUiwu iiiuiov.il,
..'she irritated me."
Thus ho reached a point very far
frptn soothing or satisfactory in its influence.
lie was forced to acknowledge
that he had allowed himself, in
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i -i ' - .
a moment of irritation, to speak has
)ily and unkindly* When ho entered
the train he took his scat in a confer,
and pulled his hat down over his
eyes. lie did not wish, to converse.
When ho reached his office lie was
moody and taciturn?very unlike the
Andrew Thurston whose custom it
was to come in with smiles and cheerful
salutation.
A little thing it was, to be sure, but
it gave him great pain. A mote is a
j tiny particle, but it. becomes a thing
of pai ful raement wnen it is lodged
I in the eve; and the heart that is made
tender with a devoted, living love, is
us sensitive to motes as is the eye.
Hitherto the current of Andrew's
love hud flowed on unbroken and untroubled,
but this incoming oi obstruction
had produced a turbulence
as destructive of peace and happiness,
for the time, as though the very fountain
of love itself nad been broken
up. In short, ho was brought to the
self-confession that there could bo no
more joy for him until this eloud passed
away. A d how should that be
done? IIow should the sunlight he
let in again upon his heartstone? Ho
j was proud, and he did not like to
make confession of his fault. Would
his wife make the first acknowledgment?
IIe*boped so; for thus the
evil might beptit away.
As lie sat alorie in his office, he
took up a paper, and sought to overcome
hi* uuhappy thoughts by reading.
He could not fix his mind upon
the thread of long article, so ho read
the short paragraphs; and at length
his. vyc ? caught the following.
' Where there has been misunderstanding
between near and dear
friends, resulting in mutual unhappi ness
and regret* the one who loves
most and whose sense of right and
duty is the'strongest, will-make the
first adVawe toward reconciliation."
Andrew Thurston dropped the paper,
and rose to his feet. It was as
ihouyh a voice from Heaven had
spoken to him.
'I do not love the most," he soliloquized
; ''hut I am the strongest, and
should show my love hy my works.'*
Ho looked at his watch?it was almost
noon. It was not his custom to
return home till evening, but he could
not lemain and bear the burden
through tho other hours of the day.
And he marveled, as he put on his hat
and drew on his gloves, how even the
resolve to do this simple thing had let
the sunlight into his soul.
******
Eilie Thurston, when she knew
thai her husband had gone?had gone
wifhout giving h' r time to recover
her stricken senses?sank down and j
wept: and it was a long time before
she could clearly think and reflect
She had been left alone?alone with
pain and sorrow, and she was utterly
miserable. She blamed herself for
nOt having called her husband to her;
and she blamed him fur not having
come of hi-; own accord. To her it
seemed as through the death of joy
had come She had never known
such misery .before. By and I y,
1 1,1 ,.l
Wlien S110 COllIU llimiv, SHU nunu^ibu
if her husband would smile upon her,
if sho would otter him the fir-t kiss,
and speak the word of love. She
would try it. It would be terrible if
he should repulse her; but she could
oot live so.
Tne hours passed, and the young
wife Pat like one disconsolate. She
thought not of dinner?she had no appetite.
She only thought could the
warm sunshine ever come over again!
Dili her husband love her less than
she had thought ?
Thus she sat with pale cheeks and
swollen eyes, when she heard the
outer door opened, and a step in the
hall. She started up to listen, thinking
that her senses might have deceived
hOr, when the door of the sitting
room was opened, and her husband
entered. Hid eyes filled with tears
when he saw how pale and griefstricken
his wife looked, and with
opened arms lie went toward her.
' Ellie, my darling don't let us be unhappj'
any more."
lie been ihinlcing, on his way home
what he should say when he met her;
and he had framed in his mind a
sneeeh of confession which he would
1
make; but ho forgot it all when ho
saw her, and his heart spoke as it
would. The words burst from his
lips, lovingly prayerfully beseechingly,
uEllie my darling don't let us be
unhappy any more !"
She came to his bosom, and twined
her arms about his neck; and for the
kiss that was missed in the morning
they took'many kisses now ; and they
wept no more apart, but they wept
together.
That was all. The cloud had passed;
and they experienced the exquisite
thrill which all true hearts feel
whnn a wrony has been made ri-rht,
und when the warm joy-beams drive
away tlie dark shadows of sorrow
and Teg rot. It was a life-lesson to
them both ; and they promised them
selves that they would never forget
its teachings?Arthur's Mmjuziue.'Remedy
for Heaves.?A "Veterinriau".
writes tho Rural New-Yorker:
' Heaves are caused by the enlargement,
and often rupture, of the air
cells of the lungs, and are incurable;
for no medical skill can rebuild or repair
the broken-down structure of the
lungs. Much can be done for the relief
of the animal, however, by the
feed, which should bo nutritious and
lie in little compass, as ouiKy ioou
distends tho stomach and presses
upon the lungs. Plenty of grain and
j little hay, with tho dust shaken out
; and a little water sprinkled on, with
steady work* or exercise, will do as
' inueh to relieve the horse and make
him useful as anything."
mm*manmm9nm*mzemtyrM-r~xi in
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TALES ABOUT HEALTH.
| . BY DlO LEWIS, M. D.
i I have studied the subject of excri
j cise for twenty years. 1 have invent,
ed a system of gymnastics, which lias
j been introduced into nearly till the
schools in America, into most of the
| English gymnasia, and was introduced
,! into the sciiools of Berlin a few years
i years airo, with public ceremonies 1
1 have been the recipient of honorj
able testimonials from American Col- ]
i leges, many important educational 1
bodies, and from many sources in <
England and Germany. ;
j l'lease excuse this parade. My ob- I
j ject in making these statements is to '<
| give a just emphasis to an opinion I
j which 1 wish now to express. It is '
j this?that wntkiht/. when /noj/erly ma if '
! t/rjtd, is the best of all exercises. |
j None of the artificial exercises can I
{ be compared with it Every impor- >
j tunt muscle works actively in walk- <
ing. Notice an active walker. See i
how every part works ?legs, hips, '
| arms, shoulders?the man works all 1
over. Brisk walking gives even the I
upper half of the body fine play. 1
Then walking costs nothing. You t
are not obliged to join a class and <
pmnlov n. fp.iichi'iv A tmin wnllftrwr '
i'- J ? # 7 ^
takes you into the open air and sun- 1
shine, while in gymnastics you art* I
in the dusty atmosphere of a hall; *
and it is not a small advantage that, t
in walk you enjoy a succession of i
changing scenes?suggestions of new t
tnought. And walking with a friend, j
the conversation may he interesting J
and .instructive. All this may be I
! found in natural and active walking. <
But if the ankles were shackled so *
that the feet could be moved hut a f
few inches, the great value of the t
exercise would he at an end. . ?
I asked you to note the arms and i
shoulders of an active walker. How f
they swing, and wriggle and wiggle *
?how thoroughly alive even .the i
upper half of the body is I The phy- t
iiinJrufYr /-if* f It ? t nn vf rvt* f V? n i n t
walking is this: the shoulder is :i i
sort of center for .the. muscles of k
the chest. They start from the t
shoulder, and spread out in every di- a
rection like a fan. Thuse muscles, 'J
which' run in every direction over z
the chest, around, .ahout. up, down,- I
crosswise, and interlocking with each n
i other-in a wonderful net-these mus- jd
c!es. which dctermino whether the j I
chest shall be full, strong and active, }i
or thin, weak and inactive?these j1
; muscles, about the chest, which de- v
j termino whether the vital organs v
I within the chest shall be large, active ii
| and otrong, or small, low and weak? v
these muscles which may contribute It
more than others in the body, to the h
strength and activity of life - these t<
muscles, I say. depend for their activ- ii
ity, for their development and b
strength upon a free and vigorous tl
motion of the shoulders. Brisk walk- h
in, with a swinging of the arms, gives p
the required movements of the shoul- c
dure. Now we understand how it is a
that active wnlkmg contributes so tl
much to the fullness and strength w
of the chest, and the Organs within" ti
the chest. e
Please put your finger down there, ti
and look out of this front window v
with me. "It is a bright day, and the h
ladies are out in force. c
Now let us notice how they walk.
Why, the}* don't swing their arms at V
all! Their arms must be laced down n
upon tLeir sides! No; they are hot<J- o
itnj their arms xiil/, and see, they havo J
lucked their hands into those large h
fur rollers which they carry on their ; ?
stomachs. Their arms look, for all i d
j Luc world, like the wings ot a Uhrist- s
mas turkey, all tied down, and ready b
to be put in tho oven. It nuist be c
hard work to walk in that way! d
It is verj* hard indeed, and you see a
they have to walk very slow, and s
wigg;e their hips. . f<
j What u funny motion that wiggle b
| is. I should think fastidous people h
might call it vulgar and immodest. S
Oh, well, that depends upon the e
fashion. Tbat wiggle-waggle is all a
oo oo
the go now. n
I should think it would lame them J1
across the back. 11
Itdoes; there is not a lady in twenty
who is nut lame across the small n
i nf I lin h'wl' T,f>l fi miii ii'iKit' ! ulxiii'l ^
and hold it together in front with his I1
band*, and he will nut walk far be
fore /lis back will ache. It is u hard ,
strain upon the spine to walk without
swinging the arms.
American ladies have muscular s
legs and hips; but look at their arms,
(eand e dips No. 8), their' angular '
shoulders, and their flat, thin chests.
A large nart of this uglitiesa coines j t
of cariying their hands in muffs, or I
folded in 1'ro .t, or under shawls?in ! j,
j brief, from not swinging their arms j J(
i in walking. Ah, when those beauti- t.
j ful fur mittens and glomes, which are t
| now becoming fashionable, shall bo j t
! generally introduced, and our girls ! v
j are able t to walk oft' in that brisk, L
| bright way, which we all, so admire ' t
| not only will their cheeks take on a |
: warmer hue, but their arms,shoulders
j and chests will not will become r,
plumper and finer f but better fitted t
j to perform the duties, and enter into
the pastimes and pleasures of life.? r
Woo l's Household Muyazine.
?
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t
The Emperor of l'razil is likely to i
have enough work on his hands for j j
! some time to come. Simultaneous |
! /Ifwrrntf*lifcffVfrt hi* lir.a Kniu* I
jchosen as arbitiator to settle tlie Ala- .
I hutua claims, und that a revolution i
has broken out in his own empire, and i
i ecently it \va8 stated that he was |
ointc to Europe with hid wife ou a j
rand tour,
MY FIRST LITERARY ADVENTURE.
BY MARK TWAIN.
I was a very smart child at the
age of fifteen?an unusually smart
child, I thought, at the time. It was j
then that I did mv first scribbling, and j
most unexpectedly to me it stirred j
up a fine sensation in the community.
It did indeed, and I was very proud '
of it too.
I was a printer's "devil," and a
progressive and aspiring one. My j
uncle had mo on his paper (the Week- j
Uj H-nriilal Journal, two dollars a '
fear in advance -500 subscribers, and j
they paid in cord-wood, cubbages,
uid unmarketable turnips,) and on a
lucky summer's day he left town to
l?e. gone a week, and asked me if I
.hought I con id edit one issue of the
paper judiciously. Ah, didn't I want :
to try! Hinton was the editor of the
rival paper. He had lately hecn jilted, '
:md one ni^ht a friend found an open
tiote on the poor fellow's bed, in
which he stated that ho could no
onger endure life, and had drowned '<
limself in Bear Creek. The friend 'j
an down there and discovered llin- j
:on. wading back to shore 1 lie had 1
. oncluded he wouldn't. The village '
vas-full of it for several days, but
[Jinton did not suspect it. 1 thought 1
:his was a fine opportunity. I wrute 1
in elaborately wretched account of
he whole matter and then illustrated <
t with villainous cuts engraved on !
he bottoms of wooden type with a *1
ack-knife?one of them a picture of
Hinlon wading out into the creek in .]
lis shirt, with a lantern, sounding the i
lepth of the water with a walking- <
'tick. I thought it was ;ie8perately !
"utiny, and was. densely unconscious ?
hat there was an)' moral obliquity 1
ibout sir li a publication Being sal- I
xfied with this effort, looked around I
or other worlds to conquer, and it
'truck me that it would make good, 1
nteresting matter to charge the edi- 1
or of u, neighboring county with a <
liece of gratuitous rascality and "see t
lim squirm!" I did it, putting the <
irtielo into the form of a parody on >
he Burial of ' Sir John Moore"?and
i pretty crude parody it was, too. i
Then lampooned two prominent citi- i
;ens outrageously - not because they i
tad done anything to deserve it, bui i
nerely because I thought it was my i
lut}' to make the paper lively. Next i
gently touched up the newest stran- 1
;cr?the lion of the day, tho gorgeous 1
inirneyman tailor from Quiney. lie 1
ias a simpering coxcomb of tho first ?
rater and the "loud' st" dressed man
i ti.e State. He was an inveterate f.
.'oman-killer. Every week he wrote c
ishy "poetry" for the Journal about ?'
is newest conquest. - His rhymes i
jr my week were headed to "Mary '
j II ? L," meaning to Mary in JIanni- t
al, of eourBe. But while setting up i
he piece I was suddenly riven from,
ead to heel by what I regarded as a i'
erfect thunderbolt of humor, and J
ompresned it into a snappy foot-note t
t the bottom? thus: "Wo will let *
his thing puss, just this once; but i
;e wish Mr. J. Gordon Runnels to' |
nderstand distinctly that we have a 1
haracter to sustain, and from this
imn forth when he wants to c mmune ^
rith his friends in h?II lie-must se;et
some other medium than the
olumns of this journal !"
The paper came out, and I never
new any little thing to attract so t
lueh attention as those playful trifles
f mine. For once the Hannibal 1
ournul was in demand?a novelty it j
ad not experienced befoce. The .
.*hole town was stirred. IIin ton f
popped in with a double-barrelled- .
hot-gun early in the forenoon. When
e found that it was an infant (as he f
ailed me) that had done him the c
image, he simply pulled my cars u
nd went away : but tie threw up bis v
it nation that night and left town j Y
?r good. The tailor came in with
is goo>e and a pair of shears; but ' 1
e despised me, too, and left for the I c
louth that night. Tho two lampoon-1 j
d citizens came with threats of libel,'
nd went away jneensed at my insig-1 !
iticanee. The country editor pranced j
11 with a war-whoop next day, suffer- j jug
for blood to drink; but he ended j ^
y forgiving me cordiall* and inviting 11
ie down to the drug stoio to wash ' t
way all animosity in a friendly bum-1"!
er of "Fabnesiock's Vermifuge." I I
L was II19 IICWU i 1
My uncle war* very angrr when j J
ie got back, unreasonably so, I I ^
hought, considering wiiat an impe-! c
us I- had given tnc paper, uud eon-1 ^
idering also that grutitude for hisL
(reservation ought to have been up-j .
icrmost in his mind, inasmuch as by j
lis delay he had so wonderfully es-!'
aped dissection, tomahawking, libel, J 1
,nd getting his head shot off. But j 1
:e Boltened when he looked at the '
ccouuts and saw that I had actually j t
looked the unparakdhd nunilte;* of P
nuty-mree ne.v ^uuHiriuers, anu nan h
ho vegetables to show for it, cord- j (
vood, cabbage beans, and unsaleable j
unrips en.-ugh to run the family lor ! .
wo years I
<
The Murder in Cuesteefielp.? '
rheChcraw Democrat gives these ad- f
lilional particulars: <
Mr Melton dieJ about sun-down t
ruesduy evening. The family were ;
iroused between 1 and 2 o cluck Mon- ;
lay morning, by the barking ofj,
)f the dog. and, on going out i j
:o peo who it waat were fired on. j,
Mellon received two wounds, one in I
the stomach and one in the hip; Mrs. |
Melton received one wound in the hip. j
A. hat and pistol were at the gate; I he
assailants left, going in the. direction j
of the Charlotte and Camden Head. ;
The jury of inquest were tillable to
gain any clue as to tko perpetrators ,
of the murder.
The Triumph of Old Age.
[From the Methodist.]
What is happening to the old men?
According to all established precedents
they should retire, give themselves
to contemplation, and leave t.he
busy affairs of life to a younger race.
That may have be. n the 'practice in
ancient times, but in our day th'-y
hold fast to work, and rule the world
right r<;\-ally. Von Moltk?. quite ju
venile at seventy, plans and. executes
such a campaign as modern ages have
never witnessed; his sovereign, cough
as onl^at seventy, roughs t on the
field as jaunty as a young lieutenant.
Von Roon, tho Prussian War Minister,
older than cither the General or
King, directs from lirrlin the marshaling
of hosts and gathering of supplies.
Nor arc these wonders confined to the
German side of the conroverey.
Theirs, at seventy-five, flits with the
vivacity of a boy from one camp to
the-other, is u negotiator of peace,
und the executive bead of the French
government Of hi i associates, Dut'aure,
the Minister of Justice, is seva.
t ? . a.a. rr.v t . ni 'i
iMjiy-inree ; ixiuzoti, n.ing j;ouis runippe's
ex-Minister, though past eighty
writes books with as much precision
und force us when he occupied a professor's
chair.
In England, where men are reckoned
young till they are past fifty,
tplendfd examples of vigorous old age
liave not been wanting Palmerston
L^ndhurst, arid Brougham, octogenarians
all of them, led public opinion
in Great Britain to the end of their
Jays, and died in the harness. It is
:?aid of the first of the three, that
liter afield night- in the House of
L'ommons, he would be seen at day
ight walking home at a pace which a
foung man could hardly equal.
.Thomas Curly Ie, over seventy, abates
lOthiug of his intellectual vigor;
ivhilo Lord John Russe I, though
reeping toward eighty, still yltend>
;ho Upper Ootise of Parliament
Jur own country, ton, furnishes us
ttriking instances of hearty old age.
Stewart, Drew, and Vandurhilt, ihc
money kings of the city, are old men,
is the years are counted, but still
lold firmly in their grasp the great
nlerestB which they . control. The
^rave has just closed over Dr. Skiliter,
who nearly half a century ago
vas famous as a preacher, and of
tvhom t ma}' ho said that to the last
his eye Waxed not dim, .nor did his
itrength abate.
Physiologists tell us that with a
greater prevalence of the knowledge
>f the laws of health, the vvoi Id may
xpect. an increase of the average dilation
of liumau life. A re we already
oapin^ the fruit of this better knowledge,
in the prolongation of llie hiinun
species? 'Ihe cases we have
jiven aro not of an old a<^e enfeebled,
etired and barely tolerated, luit of
ige still bearing the armor, militant,
riumphant. Oii*j eotild almost peruade
himself that the golden era is
iear, and that those splendid exani1I08
are the first tokens of its apiroaeh.
[OUNG NEW YORK IN THE VAT-!
ICAN.
.1
The New York correspondent of
heJIJoston Journal tells this story: J
One of our most eminent brokers 1
las a portion of lii's family travelng
in Europe. Among them is a
onng son, who is preparing by
ravel to join his brothers in the.
)usi 11 ess of the street. In com- j
any with' some friends lie made |
me of the party who were to have ]
in audience with the Pope. As is'
veil known, these audiences are j
ie!tl in the Library of the Vatican.;
The visitors who are to have the j
niiior of an interview are ranged j
>11 either side, single file. The
5ope passes down the line. As he
lasses slowly along, devnut Oatho-,
ics kneel and kis? the slipper;'
piasi Catholics kneel and.kiss the I
iuiul of His Holiness. Othersstand
md salute the hand which is ex- j
ended to all. The young New;
Worker was the last on the line.!
Je did not kneel to kiss the shoe, !
mi* Hirl ho kiss the outstretched
uuid, but seized it, and gave it a
rood, I earty Yankee shake. The
lonsternution at tlie audacity of
lie young man was very marked.
Plie Pope, who was evidently taken
>y surprise, was tjie tirst to recover
limself. He shoo.c his ringer
oguishly at the youth, laid his
land on his shoulder and said.:'
'You are from Now York, young!
nan, I presume?" '-lam a New
iforker." was the reply, "i thought.
o," said the Poiuitf, as ho passed
>n, intimating that a New Yorker
viis qu.to during enough foranvhing.
When questioned how lie
lured do stu-h a thing, Young
America rej lied: "Dare do it? I
diook hands with Gen. Grant and
Sen. ^eott, and why should I not
shake hands with the Pope as with
mv other eminent man ?" The
iiiFair is.quite the talk of the street
where the young man is well
known. It will make him quite us
famous as the net of Raleigh when I
lu? finny his cloak in the mud be-'
fore Queen Bess.
*<Z>* ?
The "Riili'ijjh T* lepra m 'naya that a
qui'1 died in (Iwit city, Saturday, of
iihuiifi n /'Oh/. who hud. iii filit'cn days,
consumed niuetet'ii gallons uf whiskey.
No wonder bo died.
ANECDOTE OP BEECHER AND CHAPIN.
During their summer vacation
| Henry Ward Beeeher and Dr. Cha!
pin were traveling a short stage
I route together, and, according to
their wont,-rode upon the outside.
At one <>} their stopping places on
the route a countryman asked
them, "Could they make room for
him up there?" which they cheerfully
did. Soon after taking his
seat Mr.. Beecher entered into
conversation with him, and fiudiiig
that lie had recently returned from
a visit to New York, and, to use
hia own expression, had seen
'enough of it, asked hint if he
stopped over Sunday and went* to
meeting there lie said be had,
and went over to Brooklyn to hear
a fellow preach; he did not hear
liis name.
"Henry Ward Beecher?" suggested
l)i\ Chapin ?"
'Yes, that was his name."
"Ilow did you like him?" said
Dr. Chnpiu, slyly winding at
Beecher.
"Oh, very well," said the countryman.
"Did you hear him in the afternoon
?" said Mr. Beecher.
'No; I went up town to hear
.another big fellow.
"Dr. Chapin?"* suggested Mr.
Beecher.
"Yea; that was his name."
"And which did you like best?"
said Mr. Beecher, winking at Dr.
Chapin.
"Uli, tnnn err saw tne countryman,
uDr. Cliapin can preach
Beecher right out of his boots!" .
You had better believe there was
a pretty bud shout went out from
that coach for a little while?a
sh ut that astonished.the countrymau,
who faiJed to recugnize the
jovial ieiiow travelers;
A Cure foii Dtspepsia.?In the
Gazette Hcb'Jomaduire, Dr. Gontaret
recommends for the form of dyspepsia
in which there 19 difficulty
in the digestion of starchy articles
of food, the use of the nitrogenous
substance developed in buds and
grains during their germination,
and known as dudase or maltine.
This substance, as is generally
known, induces in h.vdrated starch
the process of catalysis, by which
it is converted into dextrine and
glucose?the forms which all starch
and sugar must assume before they
are fitted for nutritii n. The organic
matter contained in the mixed
saliva, and the fluids of the small
intestines, are, in health, sufficient
to establish this process; but'in a
condition of the alminary tract
characterized by alteration or deficiency
of saliva or intestinal
juices, this substance promises to
do for btnrch and sugar in intesti- |
nul digestion what pepsine does (
for the albuminoid articles of food. ,
lie employs the remedy in doses of :
two .0 six grains after each meal, ,
an'1 says that it iie"*j; acts prejudi- ,
eially on the digeafrve organs. ,
]
Taxation on Railroads.?This 1
question was before I he United States I
Circuit Court yesterday, under bills i
of iriiunctinn filed bv stockholders of j
the South Carolina Railroad Coinpa- t
uy, of the North-eastern Railroad (
Company, and the Chcraw and Dar- ,
lington Railroad Company ogainst
I he tax collector* and sheriffs of the
State, in the case of the taxes imposed
by the State, and against the City 1
ouiifil of Charleston and its officers (
in the case of taxes imposed by the <
c?ty. The stockholders of the Kail- (
road Companies claimed that the ex- (
press exemptions gra ted by the Leg- (
islature to the several companies by
their respective charters were con- '
tracts between the Slate and the cor- ,
porations. which were beyond the
power of the Legislature to impair. J
After argument, the court (Justices 1
ijoiiu mi(1 Jiryan) susf.ineu the claim i '
of the Jlailroad Conipnnicsof exemp- ?
tion from taxation'under (heir char- i
ters, and granted the injunction per- |
}>i'tual. This decision protects the ]
Kailroad Companies from threatened j
confis ation, and throws the shield of! j
the United States around those who I ^
would otherwise become the victims!
of the powers which at present, control
iho Statu and city.?Charlatan
News. ' .
1
Parental opinion is divided as to i
the best method of disposing of little i
child.cn. There are those, who think I
that letting them play with loaded
guns is the moat effectual, though 1
sliding them down stair banisters in a j
six-story hotel has its advocates. :
It is suggested that as man partakes
of the nature of the animals ho
0 nsum'es for food, tho French of Par- [
is owe their present fighting propensities
to tlu lions, tigers. &c. theyconsnmed
during the late siege.
o ? ?
1 * .
Marie Twain, in introducing a1
friend by letter to some residents in |
California, asks thorn to do all they
can to entertain him, and suggests, j
ftirinn^ other tilings, that they cull I
: out a vijjilaneo committee and hang a
man or two.
THE KtJ KLUX ACT.
' ' " ' ' " 1 . . S .
The Louisville (Kentucky) Courier- .
Journal says:
"The most atrocious piece Of;
legislation which hag blackened the
annals of Congress of the United
States has just passed .into a law
of the land. The Ku Klux bill,
which strikes do?vn States and citizens
alike, carries us back into the
middle ages. It is an act of war.
By it all that freedom dreads is
TT?* J?- -4. ? ? ? *- ?
I<utoii/ic. uiiucr it, every outrageupon
civil and personal "liberty
fnay be easily and safely accomplished.
And" yet, in spite of all
this, it creates not half so much
ado as the appointment of a negro
mail agent on the line of communication
between Louisville and the
capital of Kentucky"Why
will our people delude
themselves with the negro quea-.
tion, which is beyond their control,
whilst their liberties are being
weighed in the balance and parceled
out among: a predatorv horde
of political plunderers ? *
' A people who are proscribed
can not afford, either to be proseriptive
or tolerate proscription;
Every act of intolerance, ou our
part, tends to rivet the chains that
already bind us, and to forge new
manacles for our hands. Our mission
is, if we may be allowed to
quote the eloquent -words of the
Democratic address, 'to revive in
all hearts the feeling of friendship,
affection and harmony, which are
the best guarantees of law and
order, and to throw around the
humblest citizen, wherever he may
be, the safeguards of that personal
liberty which is the fundamental
law of the land.'
" The negro question will settle
itself. Meanwhile, if we expect it;
to be settled in a wav that will
benefit us, we must treat it in a
spirit of liberality and kindness.
A greater question lies before us.
The freedom and enfranchisement
ot the blacks are beyond our reach.
It is the liberty of the whites that
is now at stake,' and everything
niu&t be ignored lor the sake of
uniting all the conservatism of the
country agaiust its united radicalism."
s. ' '
Capacity of the Human Mind.
?I find this problem stated and
differently answered by different
philosophers, and apparently without
a knowledge of each other.
Bv Charles Bonnet the mind is al
lowed to havo a distinct notion of
six objects at once;" by Abraham
Tucker the .number is limited to
four; while Destnett Tracy again ,
amplifies it to six. TJje opinion .
of the first and last of these phi- j
losophers appears to me correct.
You can easily make the experiment
for yourselves, but you must
beware of grouping the objects into 1
classes. If you throw a handful *
dF marbles on the floor, you will
Bud that it is difficult to viefr at \
Dnce more than six, or seven at the j
most, without confusion; but if you t
?roup them in twos, or threes, or i
fives, you can coinorehend as manv i
groups as you cau ffnits, because the
mind considers the groups only 1
as units; it views them as wholes, J
aud throws their parts out of con- 1
iidcration. You may perform the (
sxperiment also by.an act of imagination.?Sir
William Hamilton. 2
,
An Idea.'?Professor De Morgan, ?
the great metaphysician and mathjmatician,
lately dead, preferred '
luring hia lifetime to be account- 1
id- a skeptic falsely and lose by it, I
-ather thaft to be known as a [
Christian and gain by it. But a t
passage in nis will reads tnus.: "l
iommit my future destiny with
:iope derived from experience to (
Almighty God, who lias been and
A'ili be my guide and my support; j
:o God, the Father of our Lord u
Jesus Christ, of whom I believe t
n my heart that God has raised c
lim from the dead, and whom I 6
lave not confessed with my mouth
11 the sense usually attached to *
:hesc words, because such a con- 11
'ossion has been in mj> time the \
Diily way up in the world." j
IIow to Grow Hogs.?A practical
jrcedcr gives us tho tollowing advice
which in the main, we think sound, '
x?r those whoso heard is not too large, 1
xnd who are engaged in mixed hus? [
kni.Hw
J > I /
"To handle hogs to the best advan-1
tage, a pasture is needed of mixed
grasses, clover, bine grass and timothy, 1
and it is beet if there is no running
water or stock ponds in tho lot.
Hogs do hotter where there is no '
stock ponds or branches to wallow in. (
In place thereof, have good vvell-wa- ]
ter pumped for them, Have troughs
made, nail strips across, eight inches
apart, to keep tho hogs from lying in ,
tho water, and let the hogs bo put on
floors, to keep them from digging up
wallowing holes. If any feed bo
given it should bo soaked in will barvols
for twelve hours before fcerlinir? 1 '
no longer?and fed to them as drink."
? Garnim town Telegraph.
???
The frost did great damage in Mis-;
suuri and Kentucky Saturday. Ico i
formed an iuch thick.
The Memphis Appeal states fhafc
the caving in of all the bluffs
on the eastern side of the Mississippi,
ftom Cairo to New Orleans,
has led'to curious results. Fort
Pillow has entirely disappeared.
There is not a vestige of the
earthworks erected by General
Pillow- and others at Randolph.
'I he river has cut cavernous depths
for its strong currents beueath the
everlastiug.hills, aud the8.e have
slowly crumbled and fallen, a grain
of sand at a time, into the abysses
of the mighty deep. Now. and
then the hill-sides have disappeared
in a single night, and, furiously
enough, this, work of desolation
goes on mainly upon the eastern
side of the river. Here at Memphis,
as at*- Vicksburg, Columbus,
Fort Pillow :and Randolph, the
resistless, fathomless river, whose
course none may anticipate and
none can resist, pursues its appointed
tasks with a force and
pertinacity which "has lessened
property values between Fort Pickering
many millions of dollars.
. The Mississippi *Pifat is informed
that the high water in the btit
torn,,along t?o Yazoo Valley, is
now within eighteen inches of being
as high as "that of 1867.
Many line plantations are entirely
submerged, and serious apprehensions
are entertained that 'if. the
flr.oci does not subside quickly,
the cotton crop of that section
will be. a failure. The incessant
rain, in connection with the breaks
in the* Mississippi river levee, is
the cause of the overflow.
A Natural Curiosity.? Silver
Spring, Florida, is one of the greatest
curioaitiee in the Sooth. It bursts
forth in the midst of the roost fertile
country in the State, It bubbles up in
a basin nearly one hundred feet deep
andaiboutau acre in .extent, andsendingirom
it a deep stream sixty to one,
hundred feet "wide, and extending six
to eight miles to the Oeklawaba river.
In the spring itself fitly boats may
lie at anchor?quits a fleet. The
spring thus forms a natural inland
port, to which three steamers now \
run regularly from St. John's, makingclose
connections with the ocean
steamers at Philadelphia The clearness
of the water is truly wonderful.
it seems even more transparent tnan
air; you see the bottom, eighty feet
below the bottom of you* boat,- the
exact form ol the smallest pebble, the
outline and celor of the leaf that has
sunk, and all the prismatic colors of
the rainbow are reflected. Large fish
swim in it, every scale visible find
every movement distinctly seen. If
you grow go over the spring in a boat
you will see the Assures in the rock/
from which the river pouta upward
like an inverted cataract.
I m, ; ,
The daughters of a Southern planers
are now slaves in Brazil. They
smigrated thither'at the close of tue
var, and was unsuccessful.' The Brazilian
laws are such that when a citizen
becomes in debt, if he baa no
jroperty,. lm children are Bold as
slaves, the nrices thev briner sroinff to
:he payment of the obligation. Our
Viend, says the -Nashville Republican
Banner, when ho raachcd Brazil, un-'
wisely bccame naturalized and a
South American citizen, .and subject
,o the laws, thus, by his own volition,
expatriating himself from his native '
;ountry and its protectiou. 116 be:ame
involved in debt to some Brazilians.
Thus, his two daughters,
iow grown Tennessee young ladies,
ire slaves, doing menial work for un- '
ottered masters artd mistresses in
Brazil, their price paying a devoted
jut unfortunate father's debt 1 Tho
imount of the debt, we understand, is
11.200 in gold, and steps have been
aken to have the amount placed in
ho hands of the father.
Emmtghation from Ireland.?The
>orlc Herald expresses astonishment
it the continued drain of the Irish
>opulation. which, it says, is going on
is steadily now as in the most' disurbed
years Queentown is already
irowded with emigrants, although the
eason has only commenced, and it ia
sxpected that before summer tho
veekly departures from that port will
iverago 2,000. The people como
)rineipally from Clare, Tipperary,
Meatii, wesim?ain auu iuo,aiug?
Jouuty.
Tlio New York Herald says the
3rospect9 of the Democracy for carrying
the next Presidential election
lupends upon Uie Southern members,
is the party in the North and the
Congressmen from all sections, as
ihown in their address, are on the
iglit tcack.
?i?
Short costnmcs are universally
vorn for dancing, by young4 ladies,
specially when inado of thin matefM
4 I
A grave, wherever found, preaches
a short and pithy sermon to
the soul.
IIeavy Plum Cake Pudding.?.
Soak in milk, add soda and cream of
tartar, and bake or boil as pudding.
Broken Cake Puddings.?Soak
t'io cake in domestic wine, and 6erve
with cold custard : heavy cako can be
used in the same manner.