The Greenville enterprise. (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, December 13, 1871, Image 4
An Embarrassing Position
MI say, conductor, do you know
that good lookiug lady there, with
a book r
" Yes, 1 have teen her a lew
times."
44 Dy Jove, ehels splendid !"
44 Yes, I think she is. Would
you like to occupy the scat with
her !"
" I don't know but it would be
out of order,"
44 It would not if she was willing
to have you occupy it. Of
courso you claim to be a gentleman."
If /A ? I - Tl?
* w, certainty. 11 you are acquainted
with her give ine an introduction
; that is, if you have
no objection."
44 Certainly not."
Fixing bis hair, mustache and
whiskers in becoming style, ho fol
lowed tl?o conductor, who, on
reaching the seat where the lady
sat, said, with a peculiar twinkle
iu his eye:
41 My wife, Mr. , of New
York, who assures 1110 that he
will die before reaching Detroit,
it he does not form your acquaint
unco."
T h o gentleman stammered,
stuttered, grew red in tho face,
faltered out soine excuse, and returned
to his seat, leaving tho lady
in company with her husband,
to enjoy tho joke.
Bound to do a Full Day's Work.
Mr. M , of Oxford, don't object
to having a hired man do a full
days work, at least so we should
judge from tho following history :
A short time ago, a man went
to plowing round a forty acre
field. After he had ploughed
faithfully all day, until tho sun
was about half an hour high, he
expressed bis opinion that it was
aooui nine 10 quit work.
44 Ob, no," said Mr. M ,44 3*011
can plow around six or eight
times more just as well as not."
So the Li red man plowed
around six or eight times, then
wont to the house, took care of
his team, milked nine cows, ate
his supper and found ten o'clock
staring him in the face from the
old timepiece.
Said the hired man to Mrs.
M , 44 where'e Mr. M !M
TI10 good woman answered, 44 lie
has retired, do you wish to tee
him ?"
lie replied that he did. Alter
being conducted to the bed room,
ho said, 41 Mr. M , whero is
the ax ?"
44 Why," said Mr. M ,
44 what do you want to do with the
ax ?"
4* Well," said the hired man,
441 thought you might like me to
split wood till breakfast is ready"
A Chapter on Butter.
44 Why is it my son, that when
you drop yonr bread and butter,
it is always on the butter side
44 I don't know. It hadn't orter,
had it ? The strongest bide ought
to be up, and this w the strongest
butter I have over been."
11 Hush?its eoino ot your aunt's
churning."
44 Did she churn it, the great
lazy thing)"
"What; your aunt?"
44!No, this here butter. Ti
make the poor old woman churn
it when it's strong enough to churn
itself."
" llush, Zep, I've cat a grca!
deal worse butter iu the most aris
tocratic houses."
41 Well, people of rank ought tc
eat it."
44 Why ?"
44 Causo it's rank butter."
44 You varmint, you ! what makes
you talk so smart ?"
44 Cause the butter has taken
the skin off my tongue."
44 Zep, don't lie! I can't throw
away the butter."
44 I'll tell you what I would dc
with it?keep it to draw blisters
You ought to ece the flies keel
over as soon as they touch it."
Condiments.?The anecdotes rcr
luted in the papers of the lute
lion. Thomas Ewing, ot Ohio, re
minds us of one which we bavt
never seen in print.
Mr. Ewing and lion. Thomas
Cor win, while canvassing the
Stato on one occasion, passed tlx
night at the house of a plain far
iner, whose daughter, recently
from school, presided at the table
The young lady, desirous to shew
her superior education and manners,
asked Mr. Ewing if ho would
have "condiments" in his tea \
to which ho politely answered,
"If you please. Upon her putting
the same question to Mr. Corwin,
the latter replied, " Pepper
and salt, it you please, but nc
mustard."
- ?4 ?
Hagokd Boy : 44 Please give
dad a short pipe 1"
Barman : 44 Can't do it; don'i
know him."
I tagged I3o y : 44 Why, ho get?
drunk hero -every Saturday
night 1"
Barman: 44 Oh, does he, m>
little dear ? Then here's a nice
long un, with a bit of wax at the
end"
? ? * ?
A Cuicaoo sportsman's idea ol
heaven : 441 would have a boundle*6
prairie, with an eternal September,
and I'd have with me an
everlastin' gun and a never dyiu1
dog."
Epitaph*
Epitaph for a liar?
In life, h? lied while he bed hroetb ;
And airnbge to ey, /<> tfill in death.
For an angler?Waiting lor a
rise.
For a baker?lie kneads no
??i.
UIVIV VII VUI III.
For s betting man?41 Better
off.''
For a brewer:
A well-known brewer licth bore,
IIU <ii7?_are o'er?be'e " on bie bitr."
For a waiter?" Only waiting."
For a chctor?Waiting with pa
ticnt6.
For a beggar?I ask for bread,
and thoy gave me a stone.
For a bootblack?With the
shining once.
For a potter :
On earth be oft turned clnjr to dclf;
But now he's turned t?jchiy biuirclf.
For a razor grinder?Under
ground.
For a dressmaker?" For the
fashion o t this world ]>n$scth
away."
For a musical director :
In bcnting'Tiino hi* life was pursed,'
But tiuio bag Lcutcn him u* lust.
For n sailor?Anchored.
For an auctioneer?Gone.
For a watchmaker?Stopped.
For a barber--Scent a head.
For a wheelwright? Tired of
life.
For a telegrapher?Dispatched.
For a ecalemaker?
Illi^wfiyili'wfrclwnji of^plcnranlnes*^
In all life's fitful dream,
IIo struck a balance with^tbo*world,
And thou he kicked the bciiin.
[Commc cial Bulletin.
I
( A Bkli.k as is a Belle.?In
conclusion, let mo give you another
incident ot the lite of a
Long'Branch hello, i was strolling
through the bar-room of the
Continental Hotel last evening,
when a horse galloped up to the
door and a young lady sprang
from tho 6addle unaided. She
wo8 dressed in lull rid.ng habit,
and when her groom came up, she
gave hiin directions as to what
fare the horse should get, for all
the world like a turf master who
had been brought up among
horses all his life time. The
groom had no sootier gone than
she deliberately walked up to the
bar, in company with a gentleman
who met her at the door, and call
cd for a glass of bottled ale, and,
what is more, she stood at the
counter until the gentleman, w bo
didn't drink, bad paid for it. This
young lady belongs to one of the
best paying parties stopping at
the Branch, and is a lady in the
ordinary acceptance of the term.
IC'or. N. Y. Herald.
A Nicw V o UK Kit has invented
another Hying machine. It won't
go just yet.
Fleming & Maxwell
\\7 oui.o r< ?p? ct fully inform llie puli <
V V Unit ilipy have purolia?<-d the Simp
of Samuel Black, in tlm ol?l Court I!nil e.
nnil are prepared to do WORK in
' their line in n (i if I class mnnncr, am) they
soli. il the Patronage ul their Ft lends and
Pub io generally. * 27?1 f
1871. Fa" 18 71.
' ?uis imwrn i crams 2
DOUPLK oiul Single Parrel (iun.i, llrcccliloading
unit M u/./.Ie-loading Guns, of
English, French and derm an tuauufucture, at
t nil prices.
Single Guns at $2.50, $1.00, $0.00, $8.10,
$12.CO to $20.00 eiitli j Double Guns from
$7.00 to $200.00 cadi.
1 IFiitfDM I IPHSf DHiS 21 '
Smith <t WoiftuD, Colt's, Allen's, Sharp's,
nnd all tho popular and approved kinds.
SPORTSMAN'S GOODS of great vuricty.
i AMMMMOYOOWl
For Guns, Pistols and Rifles.
i BEST QUALITY AND AT LOWEST PRICES.
Country merchants and sportsmen nrc in,
viteil to call and examine our largo nnd well
selected stock of thu above goods, which we
import direct and buy from the (tlanufactu,
rcrs. Orders hy mail filled promptly, and
sent by express, O. O. D.
j POULTNEY, TRIMBLE & CO.,
200 IV. IIA L TIM OItK 8 Til K E T,
BALTIMORE. MD,
Mar 22 S 18-6 10 ly
> -nnrvDci cj aottttci
. l/UVJLIU,
BLINDS^ &c.
P P. TOAL E,
Manufacturer and Dealer,
No. 20 Hoy we Street and Hurlbcck'e Wharf,
CHARLESTON, S. O.
Jt~*r Tl.is is tlie l?rge?t and moat c< rit>
l f?l?te Factory of the kind !.n the Southern
1 SIaIi a an/1 all ?rf ??? ?I.S^ ll.?- '?* ? 1
I furnished by Mr. I*. I'. Toai.k at pi Ices
which defy competition.
A pamphh-t wlih full arid detailed ,
1 liti of ull sizes of Hours, Sa?he? arid Illinda, 1
r and the prices of each, will be cent free
and pott paid, on application to
P. P. Toalc,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
) July It 10 Jy.
, The Southern Hotel
_ ^ IIA8 been refitted and
put In complete order for
1 MfJjHMl' aecomrnod it ion of the
m?9^SMHE'tlnv,''i"K public. Kates of
Ilioaid reasonable. Call and give ins a ,
trial. J. O. YKAROIN. '
3 03 3rm J
%
/
FACTOR AND COMMISSION
IV* ERCHAKTT.
TIIE UNDERSIGNED HAS ADDED THE
FACTORAGE AND COMMISSION BUSINESS
TO HIS 1
GENERAL MERCHANDISE.
& m"i> TiT? ib s
IS LARGER AND MORE COMPLETE
THAN H3VE5PI,
AND WILL 13 E SOLD AT
WHOLE SALE OR RETAIL
AT THE LOWEST PRICES.
COUNTRY MERCHANTS WILL DO WELL TO CALL AND
EXAMINE STOCK AND PRICES BEFORE
SENDING ORDERS ELSEWHERE.
lie will also furnish YARNS and SHIRTINGS by the
Dale at Factory prices.
T. W. DAVIS.
June 21 7 If
fMWU IN A i UTR lAKiimMn,' r/niDAMV
U4inui/iim mj 11. u liiuu iixm v/u vu;ni xin i j
MENTIS IS, TENNESSEE.
JEFFERSON DAYIS PRESID'T.
BLACK X, POCIIEIt STATE ACSENTS.,
A SOUTHERN AND MUTUAL COMPANY.
ATTENTION IS CALLED
TO THE SURRENDER VALUE PLAN,
AND) OTHER ADVANTAGES;,
Ol FEUED BY THIS COMPANY,
Mnjr ? 52 tr
:
POSITIVELY TO TAKE PLACE JANUARY STIf, 1ST2.
$500,000 TO BEG1YEN AWAY.
? * ?
THE SOIJTII CAROLINA
MND ASI) IMMIGRATION ASSOCIATION
OUILER, CH ADWTGK, GARY b ' j., AGENTS.
I'wlcr (lie nurplcinus of (lie " South Carolina f-'tnte Agricultural nnd Mcchanicnl Society,"
will jjive u 8EKI KS 01-' C'ONCEKTS, ul (lie Academy of Mu*ic, Clinrlciton, S. C., commencing
January 8th, 1S72.
Holers to all the Hunkers, Iirokcrf, nnd prominent gentlemen of the Country, both North
and South.
150.000 SEASON TICKETS OF ADMISSION AT *5 EACH
If you bnvo not received a Circular, maid for one, giving full purticulura. All Order?
Strictly Confidential.
2,405 GIFT8, AMOUNTING IN ALL TO $500,000.
f
The Drawing *>f this (Ircat Southern Enterprise will be conducted under tbo tupcrvision ?>*
Ibn following well known gentlemen: General A. It. Wriglit, of Georgia; Colonel It. II.
Rutledgo, of South L'uroliua ; General Bradley T. Johnson, of V-irgitiin; Hon. Roger A.
Pryor, of New York.
Money for Tickets can he sent either hy Express or Post Office Order, and the Tickets will
be promptly forwarded.
DIRECT AI.L LETTERS TO BUTLKIt, CIIADWICK, GARY A CO.,
Principal Office, Charleston, S. C.
(JKNKMAL M. C. IU HKIt, JOHN CIIAD1VICK, GKKKttAL M. W. 0 All V.
Ci til 2J Sui.
CIIOICK KAMILY GROCERIES
AND
Plantation Supplies.
O
JAMES G. BAILIE & BRO.
OL J flTia- Wl 7553*"
HAVING set their store in order, and having received a lni^c supply of the Best GROCERIES,
Ac., that Run hn bought for'.inoney, _nuw offer te thoir customers and the
trade, n largo Stock of FRESH GOODS, vix :
Smart's Cut, Crushed, G runulutod, A, It, C and Yellow SUGARS.
Java, Lnguayra, Maracuiho and ltio COFFEES.
Greon und Black TEA, of Best Qnuily.
Stuart's SYURP. GOLDEN DRIPS and MOLASSES.
Sugar Cured 11A.MS, Breakfast BACON, New FLOOR.
Factory CHEESE, English Dairy anil Dutch CIIEESK,
Gilt Edge Goshen BUTTER. Prime Leaf LAUD.
Canned FRUITS, PRESERVES and JELLIES.
English CRACKERS, English Albert BISCUIT, Fresh.
American CRACKERS, of all kinds, Fresh.
MACKEREL. CANDLES and SOAPS, of all kinds.
BACON, SIDES and Shoulders ; Liverpool SALT,
BAGGING, of ull kinds, aud TIES.
\\ INKS and LltjUOltS, ot first ipmlity.
WE HAVE ALSO ON II AN D." A LAUGH STOCK ;oi'
MARKET, FANCY AND TRAVELING BASKETS, TILES,
CII URNS, DUCKETS, Tit A YS, STRA )V DUO QMS, FEATHER
DUSTERS, COUNTER IS HUSHES A- llh',\ /?"/'// nnnnxi<
. .. ^ At> \s U i'i Kj
FItESII GOODS RECEIVED EVERY WEEK.
James G. Bailie & Brother*
205 lino AD STREET, A UOUSTA, CM.
Oct 25 25 3n>
j; II. & M. L. KJNARD,
I*
Ml ?
l^iE WOULD call attention to onr Largo and Varied Stock of
U J DRY GOODS, CARPETINGS, OIL CLOTH RUGS, CUIL
TAINS, iVc.
We have on bond one of tlie most complete stocks evor offered in
this market, consisting of Silks, Alpacas, Merinos, Poplins, DeLains,
and other grades of FINE GOODS, which wcare offering at Reduced
Prices. lull lines ot Sheetings, Shirtings, Cassimeres, Jeans, ?fcc.,
with a complete assoitment of lioeiery and Gloves. Give us a call.
24-3m J. H. & M. L. KINARP*
*. K. KAILIV. O. O. WKLLS E?P? JON EW,
EASLEY & WELLS, AW 7WW,
Attorneys and Counsellors at Law and solicitor in rquity.
AND IN EQUITY, w.i*maio?iK*uorbenville,
s c., COURTS OP THIS STATE
AtSO,
PRACTICE in (ht Cdnrlt of th? fitnto tnd *y fno TTWTTirn utatib /tfMfVTt
of I bo UuiUd HUlb, and g>v? o?pc?inl TN TRK ^ \ ^
ntlontion to cnsci in Bnokruptor. Offies OynenTilln 0. K., S. 0.
Juno IS 8 J JbIy 1 Jj*
18 A OARD. 71
<5L MY FRIENDS AND PAT- _
j?7\ trow hare my thank* fhv ?ut JRl^L
favor*, Ac. I continue tornako Bp
additions to my iitixk of JEWEL- Hml
RY. WATCHES. CLOCKS. SPEC- MU&k
TICLES, 81 L V KR PLATBDffB
WARE, TABLE CUTLERY, Ac. 8poci.il at
teniion given to repairing line Watcnes, and
Time Pieces of every description.
JAMES U. BLACK.
Jan 18 3& tf
V. O. Ul'Tl.KB, V. P. McnvR
BUTLER & McBEE.
Attorneys and Counsellors at Law
and in Eanitv.
greenvilleVs. c..
Will Practice in the Courts of the State
and of the United States.
May 81 4 tf
KINSMAN <? DO WELL,
Factor8 and Commission Mer
chants.
Liberal Advances made on Cotton
and Naval Stores.
CHARLESTON, S. C.
Sep 0 18 4q>
Sixty Five First Prize hlcdals Awarded
t Euthera Piano
WM. ENABE &C0.,
Manufacturers of
6 RAND, SQUARE AND UPRIGHT
PIANO FORTES,
11ALTIMOHE, 3/D.
Tlicsc Instruments hnve been before the
Public for nearly Thirty Years, and upon
their excellence alone nttnincd an nnimrvhatrd
pre.rinii'CHce, ninth pronounces them unequaled,
in
tone, touch,
WORKMANSHIP AND DURABILITY.
All our Square Pianos linvo our Ncr. Improved
Overstrung Scale and tho ogrtffii
Treble.
Wo would call special ultention to our Into
Patented Improvements in Grand Pianos and
Square Grand*, found iu no other Piano,
which bring the Piano nearer perfection than
has yet been attained.
Eveiy Fiano Folly Wariantcd for Flvo Ycara
Wo are by special arrangement enabled tc
furnish Parlor Organs and Melodeous of the
most celebrated innkcrs, wholesale and retail
ut lowest Factory Prices.
Illustrated Catalogues and Prico Lists
promptly furnished on application "to
WM. KNAUK A CO., llaltitnorc, Md.
Ornny of our regular established agencies
Oct. 18 24 <hu
lilONEY CANNOT IIUY IT!
ron SIGHT IS PRICELESS! 1
BUT THE DIAMOND SPECTACLES
WILL PRESERVE IT.
If You Value Your Lyvhiglil
USE THESE
PERFECT LENSES.
CRGJ^O FROM MINUTE CRYSTAL PEEBLES
Melted topelher, and derive their natni
" Iiiamond " on account of their llardties
and Brilliancy. They will last, mat y year
without change, nsid are warranted super!
or to all others, innnnLc! utul by
J. E. SPENSER & CO., N. Y
CAtrrto.f?None genuine unl.ss stampei
with our trade maik.
J. C. C.'TURNER. Sole Agent
for Oteenville, S. C.
From whom lliey can only bo obtained
No Pedis; a employed.
May 10 * 1 ly
Land for Sale.
AS applications have been made forstnallc
parcels of Land, the subrcrlher has con
eluded to sell a part of his UllELX PLACI
ar.futrdlntslu ll<> ?w i.A..nu <? ? l-.a
ten acres on tlio southwest corner, runnlu,
across the bottom, About !>X'l acres, at $11) |io
aero. Tbrco Lota of 10 urns each, border in;
on the cast on tho Pari* Mountain Koud.an
on tho vrcct on lutuls of II. Hiumuet, Knj
at $10 per acre. Also one Lot of ten aoic
of Woodland, on the northwest corner, at $i
per acre. Dividing fcncca to be built by t):
purchaser.
Persons desiring further information inn
npply to Cspt. U. II. Wells, or to th- suhrcr!
ber. JAMES C. F1 VN.
Aug 2 1-i tf
Notico of Removal.
MR. A. B MORRISON toturr.n liia c.in
Cera thanks to tho citizens of GJierri
vllle and the surtounding country for th
liberal paltonnge which they have extent]
ed to him since he has opened business 11
has now r? moved to the sUind on Mai
Street, next below Foster A Hunter, whet
he guarantees full saiislnction in MAKING
CUTTING and FITTING, in lha best an
neatest workmanship aud manner th
country can afford. 22?tf
PHOTOGRAPHING.
HAVING recently fitted up tlic roorr
over Whitmlre A Ferguson's Eton
with elegant liiihte, 1 am picpated to <1
all kinds of PHOTOGRAPHING, at ver
' ihort notice. Satisfaction guarented to a
W.M. W HEELER.
May 21 ? If 1*
ESTABLISHED IN 1835.
GREENVILLE
COACH FACTORY
Gower, Cox &, Marklov.
?r "
WK WOULD announce llutt wo are pn
pared now to All all order* lor
Having the Inrgcat flock of labor-ravin
machinery in tko State, and the niotl tkilfi
workmen in (he South, we hope to he able I
' mpply all demand*.
The flock ef
05K, TWO. *
THREE, POUR.
and 8IX-1I0RRB
IRON-AXLE
PLANTATION WA60N!
Will be kept full, and noir, na for thirty^Ai
year*, theee wagont ehall he the
Btawqard or Exckllbnob.
We are making, aa uiual, a large alock
n A.I,. ? - a >
I wMMvf(lyv uiau nuffir
At all price* ; ?onn> new and elegant p?U*r
?prioe* tuuoh reduced.
We make 0PKINO WAOOHB a epeelalt
' Apply for price lleta to
Cower, Cox
& Markley
N. B. 35 JW of faitbful work?o
guarantee. Aug30-17tf
CONSUMPTION.
Its Oure and Its Preventive,
BV J. n.SOUENCK, M. 'J.
MANY a human being ha* passed away,
fur whose death there was no other
reason than the neglect of known and indisputably
proven means of cure. Thus# near
and dear to family and friends are sleeping
the dreamless slumber into which, had they
calmly adopted
1>R. JOSEPH II. SCIIBNCK'S SIMPLE
TREATMENT,
and availed themselves of his wonderful efficacious
medicines, they would not have fallen.
Dr. Sehenk bos in his own coso proved that
whorcver sufficient vitality remains, that vitality.
by his medicines and the directions (or
their lift*, i* niitnkeiiH,! iiitu healthful vliror.
lu this statement there is uothing presumptuous.
To tho faith of tbe invalid is mado oo
representation that is not a thousand times
substantiated by living and visible works.
Tho theory of tho euro by Dr. Schenck's medicines
is as siinplo as it is unfailing. Its philosophy
requires no argutneut. It is sclt-aseuring,
self-convincing.
Tho Scuwood 'Tonic and Mrindruko Pills are
tho lirst two weapons with which tho citudel
of the malady is assailed. Two-thirds of the
cases of consumption originate in dyspepsia
, and a functionally disordered liver. With this
condition tho bronchial tubes ' sympathize "
with the stomncb. They respond to tho iuor- i
, biQc action of the liver, llcro then comes the
culminating result, and tho setting in, with all
its distressing symptoms, of
CONSUMPTION.
The Mandrake Pillr nro compered of one o
I Nature's noblest gifts?tho P idophiiliuui Pel- '
latum. They possess all tho blood searching,
1 ulterativo properties of calomel, lut unliko
! calomel, they
- LEAVE NO STINQ BEHIND."
i Tho work of.euro is now beginning. Tho i
I vitiated and mucous deposits in tho bowels
and in tho aliuicntnry canal are ejected. The i
liver, liko a clock, is wound up. It urouscs
from its torpidity. Tho atomach nets rcspon- |
sively, and the patient begins to feel tbat he is i
getting, at last,
A SUPPLY OF GOOD BLOOD.
Tho Senwood Tonic, in conjunotiei? with tho j
i Pills, permeates and assimilates with tho food. I
Chy lilicution is now progressing without its
l-acviotis tottures. Digestion becomes painless,
> uml the euro is seen to bo at hand. There *
i no more U.itulcnce, no exacerbation of the sto1
much. An nppctito sets in.
[ Now Comes the greatest Blood l'urificr ever
I yet given by an indulgent father to suffering
j in.in. Schenck's Pulmonic Syrup comes in to
perforin its functions and to hasten mid coin- j
i I dels the euro. It enters nt once rpon its 1
work. Nature cannot he cheated. It collects '
i mid ripens the impaired and diseased portions
of thu lungs. In the form of gatherings, it
i prepares thcin for expectoration, and lo ! in a
vciy short time the inuludy is vanquished, the
rotten throne that it occupied is renovated and
1 made new, nnd the pntient, in nil tho dignity
of regained vigor, steps forth to enjoy the manhood
or the womanhood thgt was.
GIVEN UP AS LOST.
' Tho second tiling is, tho patients must stay
. in a warn, room until tbey get woll ; it is ah
mast impossible to prevent taking cold when
tho lungs arc diseased, hut it must he proven'
ted or a euro eaunot be effected. Fresh air
mid riding nut, especially in this section of
tho country in tho fall and winter xenson, are
nil wrong. Physicians who recommend that
course loso their pnticuts, if their lungs urc
badly diseased, and yet, because they nro ill
the house they must not sit down quiet; thev
must walk about tho room as much and as fast
as the strength will hear, to get up n good cir
dilution ol blood. Tho patients must keep in
good spirits?be determined to get well. This
hits a great dcul to do with tho appetite, and
is the great point to gain.
To despair of euro after such evidence of its 1
possibility in tho wotsl cases, and moral certainty
in all otliors, is sinful. Dr. Schenck's
pcrsonul statement to the Faculty of Lis own
euro was in these modest words :
. " Many years ngo I was in tho last stages of
consumption ; confined to my Led, ami at one
time my phyciciuns thought that 1 could not
live a week ; then, liko a drowning man cutvhing
at straws, I heard of and obtained the pre
, parutions which I now cllur to tho public, and
? they made a perfect euro of inc. It seemed to
, uio that I could feel thcin penclrato my whole
f system. They soon ripened tho matter in my i
lungs, nnd I.would spit up more than a pint
of offensive yellow matter every morning for
a long time.
As soon ns that bognn to subside, my cough,
* fever, puin nud night sweuts nil began to
i leave mo, ami my nppctito became so great |
that it was with difficulty that I could keep
from eating too much. I soon gained my
strength, ami have grown in flesh ever since."
? ....? nv.g..v:u ...jr ItCTVU),
added ll.c l)?ct?r," then looking like a inure
skeleton ; my weight was only ninety,no von
pounds; uiv present weight is two hundred
xiid twenty-five [ -26J pounds, and for yearn 1 1
lir.vc enjoyed uninterrupted lienlth." i
Dr. Sehcnck lina discontinued his profes
r signal visits to New York and Huston. lie or
Ins son, Dr. J. II. Sclicnck, Jr., still continue
to sco patients at their office, No. 15 North Sixth '
' ttrcrt, Philadelphia, every Saturday froin It i
K A. M. to <1 P. M. Those who wish a thorough
r cxnminution with the llcspiroinctcr will lie
? charged f.">. The Kcsplrotiictcr declares the
'' exact condition of tho lungs, and patients can
readily lenrn whether they arc curuhlo or not.
* The direction* for Inking the medicines are
" adapted to tho intelligence even of a child.
c Follow these directions, and kind Naturo will
do the rest, exempting that in some cases the
y Muiulruko Pills ate to he tuken in iucrcnsud
doses ; the three medicines need no other nc
com pan intents than the ample instructions that
accompany them : First create appetite. Of
~ returning health hunger is the most welcome
symptom. When it comes, as it will conic, let
the despairing at or < * 1 o of good cheer. Good
- blood at once follows, the cough loosens, the
I- night sweat is abated. In a short fiiuo both
e of these morbid symptoms arc goue forct >*.
|. Dr. Schcnek's medicines nro constantly kept
e in tens of thousands of families. As a luxa?
live or purgative, tho Mandrake Pills are a
e standard preparation ; while tho Pulmonio
. Syrup as a curcr of coughs and colds, may bo
,j regarded as a prophylacteric agaiust consumption
in uny of its forms.
Price of the Pulmonic Syrup and Son weed
Tonic, $1.60 a Lottie, or $7.60 a half dozen.
Mandrake Pills, 26 cents u box. For sale by
all druggists and dculcr*.
Wholesale Agent, JOHN' F. IIE17KY, No.
t? College Place, New York City.
b, March 22 40 ]y
lo ? ?
l', No f.ooii Health Without
I'nrc Blood.
DR. < LAZENER'S
S P I K K N A K I>
AND
QUEEN'S DELIGHT
- VflLL P URIFY THE BLOOD 11
AND REMOVF.
Liver Complaint, l.heufna
>S^BPiiinn. Scrofula, Carbuncle*
a" raja* Skin Leftease*, 1'aina in th
Done*, Dyspepsia, Disease* oe
the Kidneys and Bladder, pain in the
* Back and Loins, and all the various
;o Ailment) produced bv Impure Blood
and Vitiated Secretion*.
Buy one Bottle and try it, and if it
fails to give any relief, buy no more.
DR GLAZENER'3 LINIMENT or PAIN
EXTRACTOR la good in Rheumatiem, NenP
ralgia, Headache, l'otn in tbe B?k,
*> Sprain*, Ac.
' DR. OLAZKNER 3 FAMILY VEOETARLE
LIVEH PILLS are Ml* remedial agent*
to ovarooma Derangement* of the Liver and
0 to Pcrifjr lha Blood.
DR. GLAZENER'3 COUGH RELIEF I*
* axaallent for all oaee* of Cough of any kind,
? from Croup to Conaumptlon . although not
reeommmdrd to cur* the latter diaeate,
y- great relief will follow it* use.
Of The abeve Medicine* are prepared
only by
DR. OILER L. 0LA7ENER,
ti.- * -
, inanuiKci tiring i,% -^lat
Oreenvllle, j. C.
ur tfT Rold by DruggUia generally
,, MaJJ0 1 tf
Ml
1. Walkhb, Proprietor. r. 91. M C#., Drufitiiii
A Om. Apiu, Han KrMcU?.r?l ,*n.l 34 0>m*?er?? *?.. N.Y.
UlUtlia Bmi Twllmar to their
WMttarAil CarailTt K flee is.
Tlaeiar Bitters in not i vile Fancy
Drink, Mod* of Poor Kin, Whiskey,
Proof Spirit* a ad Rofkoe Liquors, doc*
tend, spiced sod sweetened to please the taste,
called " Tonics," " Appetisers," " Restorers," Ac.,
thst losd the tippler on to drunken*eee sod ruin,
bat are s true Medicine, mode frorfr the Nstlvo
Roots and Herbs o( California, free from nil
Alcoholic Htlmulauts. They are tho
(1KKAT 111.ODD PURIFIER nod A
LIFE UIVINU PRINCIPLE, s perfect
Rcnorator and Invlgorator of the System. carry*
lu| off all polsonons matter and restoring the blood
to a healthy condition. Mo person can take these
Bitters aecordiog to directions and remain lone
unwell, provided their bones are sot destroyed
by mineral gplson or other means, and the Tital
organs wasted beyond the point of repair.
They are a Cloulle Purgative ns wrll
as a Tonic, possessing, also, the peculiar merit
of acting as a powerful agent In relieving Congestion
or Inflammation of the hirer, and or all tho
laceral Organs.
FOlt FEMALE COMPLAINTS, whether
In yonng or old, msrrlod or single, at the dawn of
womanhood or at tho turn of life, theso Tonic Bitters
here no equal.
For Inflammatory nnd Chronic Rhrnmntlem
auil Clout, Dyspepsia or Indlgestlou,
llllloiis, Remittent nud
Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of tho
Blood. Liver, Klilncys and Bladder,
thess Bitters Uuvo boen most successful. Muck
Diseases ars caused by Vitiated Itlood,
which Is generally produces' by deraugrmcut of
the Digestive, Orgnna.
DYHPEPMIA OR 1NDIGF.MTION,
Headache, Pain In the Shoulders, Coughs, Tight
iitim ui biiv wiiusvi i/iMiunw, ouur muvvouvm v*.
tho Stomach, Bod Taste in the Mouth. Billons
Attacks, ralpttation of the Hoart, Inflammation of
the Bungs, Tain In the regions of the Kidneys, sin I
a hundred other painful symptoms arc the offsprings
of Dyspepsia.
They Invigorate the Stomach and stimulate the
torpid Diver and Bowels, which render them of
unequalled efficacy in cleansing the blood of all impurities,
and lmiKtrting new llfo and vigor to the
whole system.
FOR SKIN DIKEAHKK, Eruptions,Tetter,
Bolt Rheum, Blotches, Bpots, Pimples, Pustules,
Bolls, Carbuncles, Ring-Worms, Scold Head, Bore
Byes,Bryaipclaa. Itch, Scurfs, Diaoolorntionsof tho
Skin, Humors and Disrasesof the Skin, of whatever
name or nature, are literally dug up and carried
out of the system in a short time by the use of
these Bitters. One bottls in such cases wilt convince
the most Incredulous of tbotr curative effect.
Cleanse the Vitiated Blood whenever you find Its
impurities bursting through tho skin hi Pimples,
Eruptions or Sores; clceuse it when you find it
obstructed and sluggish in the veins; closnso It
when It is foul,and your feelings will tell you when.
Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system
will follow.
PIN, TAPE, and^thcr WORMS, nrktng
In the system of so many thousands, are effectually
destroyed and removed.
BOLIPBY ALL DRUQOIBTS AND DEALERS.
J. WALKER, Proprietor. R. H, MCDONALD Ac
CO., Druggists and (Jen. Agents. Han Francisco,
Col., and Si and HI Commerce Street, New York.
For ?u.c in the i iy oi Grccnvillj
DK. M. A. IIUNXI R A CO.,
IVhuitsnio and l't'lail lUnlir? in Diu^s,
Medicine?, Chemical?, Ac., Ac.
May 10 I
it. itTit.
Etadway's IScndy EScIief
CUKES THE WORST TAINS
In jrom One to Twenty Minutes.
NOT 0\E HOUR
afler rending this advertisement need ony
one suffer with pain.
Railway's lleudy Relief is u cure for every
pain. It uii< the first ana is
TIIE ONLY PAIN REMEDY
lhal ii gt i.nily stops (lie most excruciating
| nine, n'.liys imfl.imationa, and cure? c?n?
Keslion?, wlietlier ol the Inii^q, Muinoli,
U.we'.s, or oilier glands or organs, hy one
ipnlical ion,
RAIjWAY'S RI:AI>\ RELIEF
Will afford instant cu?e. Is ll.imuiniion of
the Kidneys, inflammation of the Bladder,
inflammation of the Rowels, Conjorlxn ol
ihe Lungs,Sore Throai, Difficult Riddling,
Palpitation of (he Heart. Hysteric?, Croup,
Diphtheria, Calarih, Influenza, llcadnclie,
Xootitliaelw, Neuralgia, Khcutuuli-m, Cold
Chill-, Ague Chills.
The npp'ication of the Ready Relief to
ihc part or pnrts wh. ro llie pain or diflL
eully exist? will afford ?a?e and con.I'm i.
Twenty drops in hn'f u tumhh r of water
will in a few mein- rii? eiirc (Tamps, Spasms,
Sour Stomach, Ileariburn. Sick Headache,
Diarihen, Dysentery, Co'ic, wind in il.o
Rowels, and all InieimflN'.iiu?,
Traveler? should alway s carry a hoftlc of
Had way's Ready Reli, f with 11.Cm. A few
dr.>| s in water will prevent sickness or
pains turn cluing- of water It is better
Idsn French Brandy or Hitlers as a stimulant.
FEVER AND AGUE.
Fever and Ague em ml for tihy eetils.?
There is not a remedial agent in I Ins world
llist w ill enio Fever and Ague, and all oilier
Malarious, Rilou*, Scarlet, Ti.plioid,
\'..tl..?. 1 a / : l i > i
i cmuw, mid uuirr n vrin ^IIU? U ?>y IVII 1 way'*
Pi!l<) so quick an Jiudway'* Ilu.iJy
IMtef. Filly cent* por buttle.
HEALTH! BEAUTY!!
Strong anil ('urn Rich Blood?Increase ol
F'.e< nnd Wright? Chur Skin aud
btiuliful Oomplrxlon ??
cun d (o nil.
I>It. IIA?WAY'S SAItSAIM
KILMA1H it
Not only duti the SarrnnnriUInn Rerolvfnt
excel all know n r. no-dial agen's in tho
cure of Chronic, Sciofulotts, Constitutional,
and Skin diseases; tut,it U tin* only punitive
cure for Kidney and Bladder complaint*,
Urlnrry and Womb d'*caaca, Ornvrl,
Diabetes, biopsy, Stoppage of Walir,
Incontinence of Urine, Bright'* Disease,
Albuminuria, and in all eases wlirrs there
are brick dual deposit*, or I he water i?
thick, cloudy, mixed witli rub-lance* hk?
the while of an egg, or llircada like white,,
ilk, or wheie is a morbid, Jut k. billon* up
pearance, and white bone durt deposit*,
and wlo-n there i? a pricking, burning a<-nh
it ion v.-ton passing water, and pain in thu
S'i'iill of Ihe Back and along tho Loins.
Sr. Radwav'i Perfect Pnrcrativa Pills.
Perfectly tu-Ji-le?s, alegnntly with
wed Kuin> Pu,g?? regulate. p?" i'y. cleanse
tod atiengtlien. Rtdwny't Pills, for the
cut 0 uf all disorders of lha Stomach, Diver,
Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder, Nervous dise.ig
es, Headache, Constipation, Coalivrness,
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Bilionaress Bilious
Fever, Inflamatiou of the Bowels, Pile*, and
all I>?-iangsm?nta of the Internal Viacer?,
Warranted to effect a positive cure. Purely
Vogetable, containing no mercury, minerals,
or de'eterlous drug*. ' '
Observe the following symptom* result*
ing from Disorders of the Digestive Or gam;
ConatipAtion, Inward Piles. Pullni-M of
tho Blood in the iietd, Aridity of the Stomach,
Nausea, llrerlburu, Disgust of Pood,
Fullnraa or Weight in the Stomach, Bour
KruclAtiona, Sinking or Fluttering At lha
Pit of the Stomach, .Swimming of tha Hind,
Hurried end Diffioult Brenthlng.
A f?w duaea of Had way'* Pilli will free
the ayatem from all llie above named disorder#.
1'riee, 26 #?nU per Boa. Sold bj
Drnggin#.
Head " Falae and Troe." Send one letter
stamp to HADW AY A CO.. No. 87 Maiden
Lane, N?w Yoik. Information worth
thousands will be (out you.
July 2? 13 lj