The Greenville enterprise. (Greenville, S.C.) 1870-1873, September 27, 1871, Image 1

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x * jf L! I ' ' I ?' I II II I III I I IB I 3 i BB3B -~2SSSmg? lit II1 'ill'1 -JL- , *1J1C-L-J UJA J L* *J - ' ! ISSSSSt THE GREENVILLE ENTERPRISE. Dfirotrir to linos, Politics, 3nlclligfncr, anlr lljt 3mpro?annit of ll)e Slate anfr Country. JOHN C. BAILEY, PBO'R, GREENVILLE. SODTH .CAROLINA, SEPTEMBER 27. 1871. . YOMJIlK ivili~*in ?? NltltAMIMTCA* T*A Tinll?M Ul* ??*!" ' " "* AnrKiiTmsnutT* tnsertod at the nki of ono dollar per square of twelve Minion lines (this eiae 4 typo) or less fbr the first insertion, fifty oente each for the second and third insertions, ant twenty-five cents for subsequent insertions. Yearly contracts will he mnde. AM advertisements roust have the number of Insertions marked on them, or they will be intrrted till ordered out, and charged for. Uuless ordered otherwise. Advertisements Will invariably be " displayed.'* Obltnary notices, and all matters inuring to to the benefit of any ono, are regarded as Advertisements. r 'K Til K UKCK^VILLI KMKi l'iUHK A Jane Day. BV UK*. LAURA CW VM. 0 sweet, street, sweet Is (he day, lore. The hird-soigs are m!I io tone, And II.r garde; nnJ fli Mi tire gay, love. Willi (he hud* end (he flnweie of June? Jtm.-l tid", June flowers?ah ! well * e know The color tli.?t each or o wears \ And the blbhesomo Mid*?It was even so TliAt ihoy ?*ng to us tn^nily long ago In our June day of olh.T y??ais I Tio woods Afr In ro'ies of splendor, And yon hill lop fur awny Ihith c u^hl fiom the skies a t. ndur And i>eAU?|ful '.re today, A beautiful, beautiful -zuie bt;e wulkcd each sba.ly slnpB lu our own Juno-day. Ahf our h ails , v ere I run And" love lent heauly and pleasure blue. From the golden gules of A pel 1 rimember each word raid low, love, On the balmy sir lliit day. Words soil and kind and true, h v.?. As ever a tongue may say ; You told me the limit would be yourg forever, And t>at foes could never die ; Tliul time and woe and dmlli could mrer Ttiis perfect Iruit of the soul dissever from its itumorimit) I N iw that ?we?l Jui? d?y iadeid, love, sThsl blight, bright brie' Jui.eday; Au l (lie ye.trs have ca^t dual on i a h> ad, ; And buried it J cp away, W b?r? mtny a rare bluo day hath gone, And many a dream hath been ca?t, Jtnt our f tiihful hcarta can eay?each one That '.he love ou that far June-day b gun Will I e true, true, Ltoe to tha laet. Coi'jvru }?*?(, June, 1871. JtEMlNISCENOLS OP TUB CQUWIY OF GREEMVllLEt BY EX GOVERNOR B.* F. PERRY. JCOSTINUKD FROM LAST W1CJ K ] In 182i or 25, Young ond Titnniy, of Charleston, came to Greenville, and established the Green vijlo. Reptibliran^ which was the second newspaper ever published above Columbia. The old Pendleton Me-senger was established in 1790 some odd. John Miller, Sr., the proprietor and editor of the Pendleton Messevgcry was a printer in Woodfall's otilco in London, and assisted in printing the famous letters of Junius, and for which lie hud to leave England to nvoiJ a prosecution. Young and Tinnny employed Charles W. D'Oyley, to edit their paper. lie was a line classical scholar, and had been the law partner of Chancellor Diinkin. The Republican had only two or throe hundred subscribers, and soon changed hands. O. II. Wells became proprietor, printer and editor for a while. He was assisted in ley, The name of iho paper was after wards changed, and became the Mountaineer. John II. Hewit, a ^radyote of West Point, and a ]>oet, canyj to Greenville in 1821, as a teacher of music, and in con neetion witli the lUpub'ican oflico started a literary paper called, I think, the Literary Messenger. It flourished bat a short time, but long euongh to have published in it, a poem by the editor, dubbed the 'Irave cr. In the Course of a few years a tierce political contest sprung up in South Carolina, on the subject of Tariff, Nullification and Disunion. The Mountaineer was a staunch Union paper, opposed both tho Tariff and Nullification as a remedy to get rid of it. Its 'subscription list increased rapidly, and otiier papers sprang up in the wiji'iuiiig l^iail KHH. WOW, X IKMIOVe, every County in the State lias its newspaper. The Tariff of 1824 gave rise to political meetings throughout the State, and Greenville became famous for her'e, and was very much excited for many years afterwards. Parties were formed, barbacuoe given, stuinp speeches made, and nrery editorials published in tl>e Mountaineer. Friends woro estranged, and serious difficulties arose. It is strange, passing strange, liow foolish sensible raon will be in politics and leligion.? Instead of tolerating a difference of opinion, every partizan thinks it neeossary to declare war against those who differ with him in opinion. The politician thinks the salvation of toe country depends on carrying ont his principles, as the religionist believes his special or moruoxy riopj can save a man'* soul from eternal perdition. Experience has 6hown us that the politician has bocn very often miatak| en, and we hope the religionist may , find himself equally in error here nt'er in another world. In the early history of Greenville, there will be fonnd a great many lawless acts. We will men tion one which occurred long after the close of the llevolutionarv * " war. A man by flic name n| Bales, was arrested on a charge of horse stealing, and lodged in Greenville jail for trial. Motley heard of the arrest, and determined to revenge the innrdcr of his father and mother, who had been basely killed by Hates irf the Ilev'olutionary war. Willi two or three companions, Motley presented himself at the jail one day, and demanded Bates, telling ttie jailor that his purpose was to kill him. Tlio jailor insisted that the law should take its course and refused to give up his prisoner, till a pistol was presented at his head and he suw that his own life would be taken. Motley took Bates out of jail and shot him down in the yard. ]Je was then buried on the lot now Deiw?.^'np hi the ^ Rtatc of Cel. Ilokc. No one ever th*>ug!it arresting Motley, and lie rcturnC.' home, where ho quietly lived in the up)>er part of the District for many years. There were Ku Klux in those days, but they were not tfisflriiisiul. Greenville is now, quite a literary city, wiili its University, Theological Seminary, Female College, Academies, Schools and learned professors. There are Literary Clubs, Public* Libraries, Heading rooms, and almost every one has a tine private library.? Some of these private libraries contain three or f-mr thousand volumes of well selected standard works. In 1823 I do not think there was a citizen in the village, who had more than fifteen or twenty volumes ot books in his house. Many of them had none except a Dible and an Almanac. The lawyers may have had a tew law books. Judge Earlc's library, wliicli wa& considered a large one, contained about a hundred volumes. It is due say, however, that afterwards, he increased it very largely, and at his death, (twenty years afterwards,) l.e had a very tine miscellaneous library. It would astonish any one now, to be told how few persons took a newspaper of uny description in those times. Iii tlie country, there were hundreds of sensible, prosperous fanners who never thought of subscribing for a newspaper. The establishment of the Greenville JIqpublican by Young and Timmy began to produce a change in this respect. Now thcie i6 scarcely a house without a newspaper, no matter how poor the owner may he. In 1S20 there was o-ganized a Female Library Society. The members paid two dollars and bad the use ot the boAs. The selection was very good. In those times novel reading was not quite so iasnionnlilc as it is at tho present day. But it is better to read a novel than not to read at all ? This ^.oeiety continued to flourish for a number of years. It met VJtt?? ft month at thu house of some tneniuoi . . i . ,,,, very pleasant meetings. ,0eCUcro Riuing excursions to Paris Mountain were very frequent. On one occnsion professor Nott accompanied us, atir! we carried a lunch. The professor f'row fire from Heaven and kindled a brush l.?ap, over which some of the ladies inftde a cup of tea for each one of the party, which wo drank with groat z.^st. Ono or two excursions to the Table Rock, wo had every summer.? Governor Wilson celebrated the 4th ot July on top of tho Table Rock dnring bis administration, and there was a large concourse of persons at it from Greenville. A cannon was carried up, and gave a salute to each one of the original thirteen States. Govornor Taylor mado up a large party, and visited the Rock whilst he was Governor. His daughter, Miss Sallio, his niece, Miss Maria Taylor, and the daughters of General Eai le were of the party. I remember well whilst escorting some ot the ladies at the base of the mountain, tailing eight or ten feet and spraining my atiklo. Whilst the laaies were all sympathising with me, Miss Maria said, " Achilles-like, vulnerable in no part but the heeL" * Well, Maria," said the Governor, MI have been comparing the rock to the Pyramids of Egypt, and trying to m?Ko a display ot classical learning, but yon, by one happy expression, have thrown all my pretentions In the shade." 1 once accompaiod another party to the Table Mountain, which resulted in four engagements, and io due time in four weddings. It seemed as if tne monn tains Inspired lore. \ 4 The society of Greenville began to improve after the completion of the State road over the 8aluda Mountains, the erection of good hotels, by Messrs. Crittenden, Cleveland and Toney, and the opening of the male and female Academies. General Thompson moved hero from Edgefield, in 1>25. Judge Gantt came about the same time, and settled on the Grove Creek. Df. William Butler, settled on Pike's Mountain, a few years afterwards. Joel R. Poinsett purchrsad four miles from the village a few years later. Pro fessor Dickson bought a residence lunr mites cast of (ireonville about the same time. Vardry MeBee, moved here in 1828 or 2D uml took possession of liis large landed estate, purchased of Col. Allstoti.? Thomas Lowndes, settled on a point spur of Pike's Mountain, and was afterwards followed by his brother William Lowndes. About the same time, Rev. Dr. Buist, settled two miles east of the village. Messrs. Markley and Cox came here from Charleston, and established a car riagc factory, which lias prospered and brought a great deal of money into our town, and still- continues prosperous and greatly enlarged under the firm of Gowcr, Cox & ' Markley. | The "Western drOrcri contributed a great deal to the prosperity j of Greenville. They bill to pa6S ; through the District for fifty or 6ixty miles and this pave thr! farmers all nlo g the road, a good market for their , corn, fodder, &c. I have seen every day three or four droves of hogs, containing several hundred, pass j through tl e village during the fall season, and almost as many horscs?7 mules and cattle. This travel is now entirely broken up, and we seldom 6ce a drove of stock pass in?j through our town. In 1845, after the failure of the Charleston, Louisville and Cinein I nati Railroad, Col. John J. Coleman, Joel R. Poinsett and myself, set about stiring up the people to the necessity of a railroad from Columbia to Greenville. General Thompson soon became interested in the project, and ultimately the road was completed under the Presidency of Chief Justice O'Neall. This added greatly to the prosperity of the whole upper country, mid tho town ot Greenville became a most flourishing place. This brought the Furman University and Theological Seminary with their learned professors, and troops of ydung inon. The merchants increased ton fold, and business of every kind; cotton factories were erected by Messrs. Lester and Kilgore, Wm. Dates and Yardry McDee. A paper mill was started by Messrs. Patterson, five or six miles below the village on Iteedy River, and was afterwards purchased by Col. Dunham. This mill supplied all the newspapers in the upper part of the State with printing paper. It was for mativ years the only paper mil! in the State. [continued next week ] for ti1k ohekn vii.lb enterprise. A Copy. IIaciknda, Saluda, 1 Greenville Conntv, S. C., > Hon. 'i71'|. sioner of Agriculture, Wra&7iinatnn fJitu 7) 17 Sir?I have the honor to ac knowledge the receipt of a roll of forms for meteorological observations for the Department of Agriculture. I regret that I have not the necessary instruments required to comply with the directions coutaincd in the fo ins adopted by the Smithsonian Institute, a pamphlet of which haa also been received. If the Department has at its command sets of instruments for the use ot observers, and is dis}>osed to entrust one to my care, I will checrtulfy furnish the labor. The importance of a inore extended knowledge in climate, and a practical application of temperature to agriculture, is illnstrated at present in this county ; which proves the absolute necessity of further observations by the agriculturist. In June, the appearance of the corn and cotton crops were extraordinarily good. The usual rains during me months of July and August, which reach here from the Gulf of Mexico, came to a halt in the valley of the Savannah, where they were arrested by dry winds from the East. This .county, therofore, has had a small run from the atmospheric distillery for the past eight weeks. Qarden vegetation, and pasture lands, have dried up, and there is very 111 Mo nnni tw iuJ ?? * I. ? * V BBXMWW IVft V J/UV u? III IJ rpCK. Upland corn in uiaoy omcj baa been totally ruined, and in tlx) * lowest bottoms it is injured by i drought. The cotton plant is i burnt, and it has the rust. There | will be very little hay made here i this fall. I A field of cotton presented good i stalk, but bore very litde cotton ; 1 guano had been strewed in the i row. The heat of the guano at ! the root, and high temperature on I the branches, caused the leaves to i double tip. For the want of thcr- I mal light, the workman haB lost his labor, his bread, aftd his breeches. ; A field of upland corn was stunted in its growth?it was only i 4? i irom a to 4 feet high, with o.lv j here and there a mcusily looking nubbin ; generally no corn at all. There is something strango and startling in witnessing the effect of fire without stnoko. There was nothing ub>ut this corn field which was calculated to excite either the covetousness (which is idolatry) or i the envy of the forbidden ling.? I Stable manure had been applied to ' < tbo hill on poor land, and w hat! < 1 witli the beat below and want 'A 1 water, vegetable lifo was turning to ashes. " t Without irrigation, long drought may destroy any crop, and under ? all circumstances, yet by a more careful attention to the application of manure and improvement of soil, a great deal of the loss might . be avoided. It is a good plan not . to manure all crops in the spring, { but to plow in or top dress the ^ gardens and fields in mid winter. The temperature of stable ma-1 ^ nure in summer at the depth of J one toot in an ox stall, is Sl? Fall. In this climate it ii not the heat- j in^ quantity which tho plant requires, but the strength impai ted to it by the richness it gives the soil. Peruvian guano prodncc6 stalk ? a light dressing of it broad cast on good land is bene- , ficial. To spread guano on a poor ( field is like an application ot raw | whisky on an empty stomach?it | ; burns in dry times. The aborogincs of Peru, as well as the Spaniards and more modern mestizoes or mixed races, use gnnno in agriculture, even on soil in that region near the Pacific sltfire where it never rains?wlieto the soil is drv, and of a high tjempor atnre ; where they apply the hot guano to tho heated earth. They , open gates of aqueducts, leading from the glaciers and snow capped' Andes, and flood the field with ice ( water?producing a luxuriant ( growth of sugar catic, and fields ( rich with lucerne grasses. I The difference of temperature 1 between the light and shade of tho i sun and moon on plants*to a de- ' greo regulates and modifies tho ( the heat and cold in the plant it- t self. How carefully this law lias i been made to fulfill its mission.? Iu romance, poetry and art, as well as in agriculture, the shade of the moon must bo illustrated as warm, lied is introduced to show the higher temperature of tho at- 1 moephere over the blue, which is { needed for a truthful reprcsenta 1 tion of moon light. The shade of 8 the sun is coo), and tho light hot. The plant then enjoys two temper ? atures alternately in tho day and k iu tho night, lied and blue col- r ors, mixed, make the purple, ; which is ante Republican. "Docs 1 the corn grow by moon-light ?*' I 1 asked a practical farmer. 44 Yes, 11 sir," said he, 44 I have stood by the !1 a calm night and heard it.*' ( W tTfti t>xj.. * ... ( 44 A sort of cracking! ' M? w? , server was listening to the music of tho laughing corn. The noise 1 he heard was produced by a change of temperature from sun, ' to moon-light, such as may be heard by the explorer near the 1 poles of the earth, during change of toinperature acting upon the frozen barriers of those regions, where ice cracks. .Practical experience teaches , that Ited clover seed sown with ] tho wheat in October, will make , good root in tho coldest winter hero, and that the clover stands the heat in a dry time under a hot sun bettor than if planted in Feb ruary or March. On good upland two crops of clover hay may bo housed by the first week in July. T!m vr.iitlct oIauoi" io ffioil .' ???? I j v?v * v? w ? vnu j IV/i | ?tW) I * ure by the middle of March, ordinarily three weeks in advanco of the common pasture ot theconnty. 1 A. more extended culture of clovor 1 shortens winter feeding, bottcrs and increases the stock, and im- ! proves the land. Tlio dew of the night is held in the clover during the day, the moisture has the effect of cooling the location, and ! the refreshing order from the 1 fields around about the hoftse and 1 barn adds to health of ma:i, and 1 beast. During warm nights the 1 cattle and sheep lay on the side of the yard next the clover field. At mid-day the domestic cat was observed to enjoy its siesta under i - 1 -1 - - I uikm miHuo oi ciover iwo reel H and a half high. Some animals are very nice in their meteorological observations. The cool atmosphere which floats under the horizontal leaves of clover in the morning watch, becomes towards the evening warmer, and this air tempers the atmosphere of the night, far above the snrfaco. At the time the orchard wo3 in bl Bom, onr apple crop this year we thonght escaped being destroyed by frost. *lhe dew-drops hung gracefully around the early flower which was protected from the danger of freezing by the mild, gemie, nnu balmy atmosphere die- j tribu'ed from tlio field of clover.! which stood as a guarding angel | over its tender beauty in tho c<>ld j frosty night. In the morning the I blossoms smiled a gratelul smilo | for such a comfortable law. Tho safest, the most economical and quickest mode of improving [lie agricultural resources of 3reenviflo County, is by a free Tullivation of lied Clover, on upand. Very respectfully, your obedient 'errant, LARDNER GIBBON, An Old Story Retold. A correspondent furnishes us iviih an account of the following ncident which has just occurred n a garrison town on tho banks of ho Rhine. On a certain day last veck a party of O'er man- officers ivere dining together, when a dis mte?said to bo about a lady ? \rose between two of them.? Words ran so bigh that finally I -.1 ? ? - ~ ~ uoui declared tlicy could only bo satisfied by bloodshed, and, as dualling is not allowed, they adopted tnothcr horrible means of ending heir quarrel. It was agreed that Ley should stake their Jivcs on a lirow of the dice, and which ever hrew the lowest number was l)ouu0 by his word of honor to blow his own brains out. The unlucky nutnbor was thrown by a brave young ofliccr who had gone' through the lato campaign with distinction, and had been rewarded with the Iron Cross. IIo at once prepared for his fate by writing a letter to his Colonel, who happened to he absent, and making Irs will, and then, the very same evening, fulfilled his melancholy premise. Ilis death and the military tunera\ he was given created a little excitement in t .e town, but, apparently, the feeling uppermost in the minds of tbo inhabitants was that expressed by the landlord of the hotel, who said to me, 44 It was a very funny duel." I'l.~ - jliio uuier Hcior in cno tragedy liscussed tlie event quito calmly ho next day in the table d'hote ouin.?London Times. The Scotch The editor ot the Interior is wandering through tho e\toii?>r, ha', is, away up in Maine, and he teems surprised to tind 60 many Scotchmen in tho pulpit. He ays: Are our American churches to lopend on Scotchmen, or men of Scotch decent, for pulpit ministra ions ? Perhaps not; and yot it vonld almost seem that Scotch nen, not only for tho Presbyterim; but for the other non pre)ati:al churches, arc taking tho place ?f the tribe of Levi. Wo moot, >? lioar of ten or twanly nnnisters >f that nationaly whore we luTtt* or 'ieRr^ ono tweMty yet1 rs number of them in li'osl'olLra'ivi Lynn wo attended a Baptist church ; a Scotchman was the minister. And in this little town, away down in Yankeedom, we find a Scotchman as pastor of the Congregational church. Their preaching is somewhat different from the home born and homobred minister, and for variety? we are inclined to think there is littlo more in it?is quite as ac septable to the people. While they lack the flexibility ot the native American, and sometimes acquire the reputation of being iomowhat wilful, they have more talent lor extemporaneous speaking, as a rule, more fervor of ityJe and manner. The illicit distillers and defrauders of the revenue in North Carolina are now declared to be Kn KJux because of thoir operations, which, without going to the length of whipping and maltreating Union men, includes pretty heavy swindles on the government. This matter of Ku Kulxism seems to bo mainly a question of geography. In Washington similar operations aro generally termed truly loyal. [New York Herald. The Isle of 13ute is talked of in Scotland as a refuge for Pius IX. ' ' " 11 Lucky and Vilvky K?m It has been stated that the Roth I child* never employ M unlucky men." Hie Cincinnati Commercial says that 8tewort, the millionare of New York, adopts no stick rule, but has employed a great many broken merchants, deriving great advantage from their experience. If there is wisdom in either policy ns such, there is more on Mr. Stewart's side than on that of the Roth childe. Tho true rule is to employ capable pnd honest men, no mat* ter wrhe'.her they hare boeii anfor111 nate or not. Misfortnne is not of itself a proof of want of capacU ty. No man can control events, tru* can any man foresee tliein. As lor "luck,* it is all in tho imagination. It is not a constitutional trait. Genera) success in liie comes from very different causes. Even gamblers, whoso faith in *' luck" ought to be as good as anybody's, roly very littlo upon it.? Tliey <uke precautions against the ffcklo genius. All their gnmos have tho chances decidedly in their tavor. Luck is a vagabond whose vissitndes are innumerable, until finally he becomes a Beau Ilickman, tho seedy spongo, whoso nps and downs should warn all aga nst dallying with tho delusions which seldom lead to any other end than ruin. Indeed, fortuitous circumstances may give a man sudden wealth. but he deserves no more credit lor that than does a man deserve censure for being a loser by an unforeseen event. It is anfortunate for men, especially young ones, to believe that they are " lucky" and u unlucky" mon. It is apt to impair their faith in the only safe mental and physical qualities and virtues, such ns experience, good judgment, industry, fortitude, selfdenial, and good taith in the tela tions of life. To distrast these is to impugn the wisdom and bcueti cence of nu overruling Providence. Nf.ckssaey Kulks for Slefp.? There is no fact more clearly established in the physiology of man than tikis, that the brain expands its energies and itself during the hours of wakefulness, and that these are recuperated during sleep. If the recuperation does not equal the expenditure, the uitvm wivucre?viua m maiuuiy.? Thus it is that, iu early English history, persons who were condemned to d< ath hy being nre vented from sleeping, always died raving inauiacs, and those who are starved to' death become insane ; the brain is not nourished, and they cannot slocp. The practical inferences are three : 1st. Thoso who thiuk most, who do the most brain work, require the most sleep. 2d. The tune " saved" f oui necessary sleop is infallibly destructive to mind, body, and estate. 3d. Givo yourself, your children, your servants, givo all that are under yon, the fullest amount of sleep they will take, by compelling them to go to bed at some regular, early hour, and to rise in the morning the moment they wake; and within a fortnight, nature, with almost the regularity of the rising snn, will nnlooso the bonds of sleep the moment enough repose has been so cured for tTio wants of the system. This is the only safe and efficient rnle. Raisino Tuukkys.?The tonvej is tho most tender when yonng, lt , ?"? most difficult to raise of all the Uom08TiCHien with proper care in setting tho eggs under ganio hens and cooping the brood at night, regularly, while the turkeys are yonng, they may be easily roared in great abundance. .Never feed t e voafrg turkeys boiled eggs or oorn ta? dough, or wheat bread ci uinbiffi They need very little tood opw# kind under seven daye of Hgejffla should hare nothing but sour milk, sot in pane. At about a week or ten daye old give them wheat screening* or ctambe soaked in sour milk. Let this be their only feed till they begin to feather, then give thein grain of any kind. Tie the hen whieli hae the young turkeys to a peg off by herself, with a coop near by her, so that she can enter at night for shelter. At two weeks old 1st the hen loose to roam, and if she be a game hen she will do the work of rearing the brood New York clergymen are reap ing a rich harvest in marriage feel^Vtore now being more than a hundred woddings a week in that city. A littlx four year old girl who has " boen there,1' gives tho fol lowing receipt for vaccination : " Scrape your arm a little ; scrape it till it hurts; put in a little putty ; let it dry ; and that's ail til! |t takes.1? v . U > MMM itVl ?l ' Ill-gotten and ilNspent riches are a doable curse. True religion makes no splut-' ter. ^hero are 903 agricultural societies in Prussia. New York dressmakers are coming down in price3. Iowa just bets oh a million and a half bushels oi apples. A boy of 14 in Oregon recent-' ly priso..ed his oWn mother. A Kansas man broke his neck while tr^ ing to break a colt. White robins are now being captured in various parts of tho country. A v/M-l- 1 ..... . vi n uairvuiuil IlilS made a cheese weighing three thousand pounds. The idei of building a ship eilr* nal around Niagara Palls, on the American 6ide, is again revived. The Dutch Gap canal shortens the distance between Richmond and Norfolk about nine mile9. " Sally, what time does your folks dine to-day ?" "Soon as yon go awav ; them's iTilsaxxs' orders." A d:;uggist iii New Uampshiro threatened the local paper with a suit for putting an " i" in the place of an 44 a " in his advertisement of grape pills. A guest at a "Western hotel, finding a long hair in the butter, ordered tho waiter to bring liitn some 44 bald headed butter." A New Dodok.?A telegram from San francisco says: 44 T-io recount of the votes of San Francisco has devel ped nothing fraudulent beyond the use of nitrate of silver, with which the name, o? Budhoin, a tax naver candidate for assessor, was erased from about twenty ballots, the erasure not showing uutil some hours after the ballots had been deposited"* Rich.?"This Is tLe 200th ap. plication in a week. Goto the devil. I cant hirC every d?d fool." That's what they say Mr. Greeley wrote to a man who asked fur asituation. The receiver coulu"nU uiake it out, go he took it down to the Tribune counting room, and the cashier, supposing it to be an order for $200, paid him that sum. 'ihe mistuke was not discovored until Horace came to draw his week's salary and found his account already overdrawn.? So they say. ArmorniATU Names. -The following names are indeed appro priate for the uses mentioned : For an auctioneer's wife?BidJ y.;. ... For a general's wifo?Sally. For a sport's wife?Bet ty. For a fisherman's wife?Net ty. For a sh(*cmakcr's wile? Pegg-v* For a teafcaster'g wife?Car rie. For a lawyer's wifo?Sue. For a printer's wife? Em. Lor a druggist's wife ? Anrr Kli7il Honor the Scissors.?Some people, ignorant of what good editing is, imagine the gc!ting up of selected matter to l>e the easiest thing in the world to do, whereas it is the nicest work that is done on a paper. If they find the editor with scissors in hand, they are sure to on*;?' Lfift'f !hc *?? JO ?!!,np their new and witty qnesfion'wUYi an idiotic wink or smile. The iWto *?? o, that the interest, the morality, the variety and usefulnoes of a paper depend, in no small degree, upon its selectod matter, and few men are fully capable of the position who would not themselves be able to write many of the ,articles they select. A sensible editor desires considerable selected matter, because lie knows that one mind cannot make so good a paper as five or six. Thk Mont C?ms Tunnel Opened.?One of the great, and perhaps the greatest, engineering feats of the age is finally successful, and trains are now running fr/vrr. I??l~ J-* ?.> ??? ?uicF rrance, over ami through the AI by the Mont Conm Tunnel. The highest point of the old road made by the French in 1810 is G,775 foot abovev the sea?between Savoy and Piednrn>n*. But this was a wagon road, and now tho locomotivo whittles through more difficult and inhospitable passes. The inception ot the labor is duo to Counts Battazxi ami Cavour, ami Ihilian money and skill moro titan divide tho honors of an achievement far surpassing Han* table's or Napoleon's. The progress of the work has been carefully noticed from tho beginning, and the late completion of the uoring loft th#?*ent now roi?)ize(^ only a qnesWfi of day*.