Camden gazette and mercantile advertiser. (Camden, S.C.) 1818-1822, June 28, 1821, Image 4
POETRY.
y ROM THE K0CKVI1.LE TRUE AMKK1CAN.
Thing* I do riot and have Jiot^known,
A married man 1 do not khow,
YVl io's free from noise and strife ; *
A single man 1 do not know,
Who would not have a wile.
A woman I have nfcver known,
Who would not married be;
A woman I have never known.
Who married and was free.
1 never knew an aged man
\ Who truly wished to die ;
I never knew a youthful man,
W ho neVefr breathed a sigh.
:?&' '-""7 ~ \ -
I never knew an idle man
Whom Satin could not hire ;
I neter knew a trading man,
. Who never proved a liar.
^ j ' it J
J never knew a Vitty roan
Who wealthy ever was ; *
I never knew a simple man
r But meddled .with the iawtf*
fc-'i - ' v
1 never knew * singing roan
AV ho did not relish wine ;
I never knew athymirig man.
Whone'fcr'Vent out to dine.
jL'r ^ yj[ 4 . V, . -J* .&d? * *'A ' >
? ? ' Lx '' "3 - ? ?
A homely maid 1 n^ver knew,
Who so herself '.believed ;
A handsome maid 1 neVer knew,
Who'cduld not be deceived.
L Bays Giles, u My Wife and 1 are two,
?l;: Yet, faith 1 I know not why, sir !'
?Quoth Jack, ? You're ten* if? speak true ; |
i She's one, and you're a cypher."
Miscvlia neons*
From the N. Y. National Advocate.
M ISC JELL AN EO U S GLt A N I N G S.
Antipidhyin ihe human Species . ?
Among the roosft Ttingtrfar and unac
"countabte affections to which the4m
man species is subject, may be reck
oned those violent atftipathies to cer
tain object*, or 'circumstances, of
which so many instances are record
ed. If antipathies were observed
only w men of pusillanimous minds,
in fhirigncflfcift, and persons incapa
ble of reflection, Of in 'women^ftrid
children ^of weak constitution* it
^j| Hii^lit l>e possible to assign a cause
jgfbr them. The bravest and most in
trepitl men are, Itowevrtft wmetimes
found 1ob& subject to thisarjtejcieaof
weakness. The Dftke of Eperh'on,
?whose courage will never be called
in question, attd who exhibited a
distinguished share of that quality
on the most perilous occasions, faint
ed> nevertheless, at Hie sight of a
leveret* fifi the same fa antier, the
Mareehal of France, Cwsar d'Al
bret, was taken ill wheneveV he saw
A sucking pig at the table. It was,
however, easy to Yelieve him from
this Weakness* by cutting off the
animals head, which was the only
part that produced this strange effect
l)cslMrtte*i in a letter printed ie
the Jiercure de France, for the yeai
1727* relates several facts i4* th?
same hind.-^ Among the rest, he
mentions one instancy which he liim
iclf witnessed. All officer in the
atlilh r%\* he says, tnrned pale and
fell ill w hr never a cork was cut in
his presence. #1e had in vain tried
every possible method to overcome
this antipathy, but with no other ef
fect than running the risk of perish
ing in the. struggle.
A giu'it number of facts mi^ht be
mentioned, to prove, that not only
the bravest but the most enlightened
men, those most capable of resisting
such weakness, arc not exempt from
them. - The celebrated Peter of
Apono. a distinguished professor of
medicine* .at Bologna, could not
b<M?r the sij^ht or smell of cheese,
w iihnui faiutiug* The same was the
case with .k.aitin Shock, professor
of .Philosophy, at (jioningen, who
composed a very curious treatise on I
tbeMihject, entitled, *? De Aversiowe '
i mm i. We , are infotined that i
JJIob ?e? wnu'd faint it be were leftll
without li'gtit durihg the night ; (hat J
r>clio 1 Sialic was taken ill at lUe
\?f it hare or fox; anil thai
Bayle was seized with convulsions
wlien he heard (lie noise of water
running from a cock.
It is still more astonishing that the
celebrated Laymotte de Vayer could
uot endure the sound of any musical
instrument, however harmonious ;
and yet took the greatest pleasure in
the noise of the harshest thunder.
The two following extraordinary
facts are extracted from the Ephetne
rides of the curioos^; Johu Pech
man, a learned theologian, had from
his earliest infancy, a singular anti
pathy to sweeping.? This antipathy
was so strong, that when everlie
heard any jjersoo sweeping tlie street.
he grew uneasy; he felt a difficulty
of respiratioti, and drew his breath
like a person nearly suffocated.
Every method was tried, in vaiiij to
make liirn endure the noise ; and lie
piore than once offered to jump out
of 1he window atHhe mere sight of a
broom, with w hich oue of the ser
vants pursued him. If, when his
mind was -engaged in the most seri
ous occupations, he heard the scru th
ing of a 'broom or a stick on the
pavement, he immediately turned
pale, grew uneasy, and was fre
quently covered with sweat. If he
accidentally met in the public places
with people sweeping he van away
like a tn:rflman.
The selond instance is of a wft
man. a native of Holland, who could
nev^r touch or hold in her hands a
piece of iron, for instance a nail, a
needle, &c. without iteing immediate
ly thrown into a profuse and general
perspiration, which she icouid not
otherwise procure, eveft by the ntost
violent exercise. It is asserted, that
she "was . naturally 'of a cold tempeia
ment, like most women of that
country. Shfc was of a Japanese
extraction. "
Glaus Barrich ins relates, that lie
knew the keeper of a tavern who
Trembled,, and was suddenly seized
wMi a cold sweat, whenever he saw
vinegar at the table. At the same
time, provided he did not see it, he
coukl drink it, or take in any pre
paration whatever, without feeling
any inconvenience.
Extract Jr am Vulney's Lectures tin
> . History .
Accustomed as we are to t}ic uni
form influence of ttrc press, we are
not sufficiently sensible of the moral
and {xjlitical advantages it produces.
To estimate the effects of its priva
tion, it is necessary to lmvfc lived in
a country where the afrt of printing
ddea not fekist. There we soon feel
what ctfnfusion Tn accounts, absurdi
ty in i*e|>orts, uncertainty in opinions,
obstacles to information, 'and gener
al ignorance, the want of books and
newspapers create. History owes
benedictions to hi hi who first publish
ed articles of intelligence in Venice,
for the little piece of money called a
gazette; the name of which journals
of news still bear. Gazettes indeed
ar? Historical monuments of iniluite
importance ; they are instructive and
valuable even- in their deviations
from strict impartiality; since they
thereby exhibit the prevailing spirit
nf the timis in which they Were pub
lished | and their contradictions a!
wa. s afford materials for the elm i
dat ion of facts. Thus> when We
are informed that the 11 rst thing the
A uglo- Americans do in forming their
new establishments is to cut - a road
and commence a newspaper, it ap
peal's to me (hut* in this double oper
ation, they attain the object) and bx
liibit the analysis of every good so
cial system ; for society is nothing
more than tta easy and free commu
nication of persons and thoughts;
and all the ait of government con
sists in preventing those violent
shocks which tend to its destruction.
As a contrast to this people* civili
zed aVjt were in the cradle, 'let us
take a flew of tlm nations of Asia,
which have passed from infancy to
decay, and, through eVery stage of
their progiess, have still been ignor
ant and barbarous. Doubtless they
have been confined to this condition,
because they neither knew the arT oft
[niuting, nor were capable of con
structing roads or caoala.
INDIAN MAHU.1 A?E9. . 3
-The Chickasaw womcu b iue di*
covered that our forms of matrimony
are more binding than the Indian
forms ; but is of still more import
ance, a inaniage with a citizen of
the United State exempts them from
raising corn, a service fbey are oblig
ed to reuder an Indian husband:
aud as they have Income very cart
fulj they -jrrpfer white husbands . ?
There are a number of handsome
women in thisoatfoa, the descend -
ants of white men, rich in catffe and
horses, and as IcThind. the clmirr
of as fine a couutry as there is in the
world lies before litem. An lc
quaintance^uf-fmtie, from Kentucky^
has been made t ich in a few years,
by his marriage with a fine woman
almotot white , by whom he has two
charming children, and lives under
the protection of the nation. \\ hat
must the balance be in his favor,
when contrasted with what his situ
ation was in Kentucky, or with that
of thousands now" there? You may
expect uie to make some engagements
for you myself; but Jet me tell you,
overtures of that sort are not fash
ion able ; courtships nve limited to
a fuw words, and as to engagement*
there tu e none Ifou most bfc Teady
to mam' at the close r?if the courtship,
or you may suffer severely by the
delay. An acquaintance of mine
lost a fine ?irl in this way ; he visit*
ed the nearest stales to settle some
business, and at his return he was
distressed to find her married, al
though lie used the precaution lit
leave her in charge 6f his ov. n house.
Kentucky Gazette. A
ON MAKING BUTTER; ,
A method of making ; butter,
which is not liable to become rancid,
is said to be now successfully practised
in Englancf. The day before churn
ing, scald thfc cream in a clean iron
kettle, over a clear fire* Lei It l>e
made just (o boil, then take it off
and strain it, by which operation that
part of it which, it seems* occasions
rancidity is separated from the rest.
Put the vessel into which the creatri
is strained,, in a tub of spring or well
water, .in the cellar, and let it stand
till next iborning, w hen it is to be
churned. . .? ^ ^
^The advantages of this method
afe stater! to be the following: Hie
churning is performed in less thati a
quarter of the time that is requisite
in the commoYi way, tlfe butter, will
be hard, with a peculiar additional
sweetness, not liable to become
rancid ; time is saved in Working
out the buttermilk, and the butter
will be equally good when made in
the hottest weatheh In scalding the
milk, care should be taken that it
does not get smoked, as this injures
the taste of the butter;
The milk of some cows afford*
more butter, and some again, butter
of better quality, than the ;-l|ttt&#f
others.
Butler . ? It is Baidf and it w ft'ottti
the experiment, that a table, spoon
| full of powdered 8alt-pet re, stirred*
a few hours l>efure churning, into as
much cream as will ptoduce l&lhft of
butter, will take off the taint of gar
lick , Und probably* of any o'her Un
pleasant or rank taste* occasioned
by turnips, or othfcr strong provender.
Starting the cttam whilst collect
ing for churning, once or twice a
day, ahd especially wheti that skim
med from different milking* is mixed*
Contributes much to the excellence of>
the butter.
It has been long known atid prac
tised, that a gill or two ofv sharp
vinegar, thrown into the churn of
cream facilitate* what is called the
coming of the butter*
In churning for bntter* always
haVo an open space for the ait to have
free acccss to the cream. If you stop
t>p the orifice, as is customary, to
prevent the cream from splashing out,
you may chul-n for hours in vain.?*
Hutter is produced by the union of
oxygen with the cream, and more
butter will be made and quicker,^
and of w finer thVor, if you have
jour churn sufficiently open, than it'j
you have uoi an aperture of a pro
per 6 ze. *? Jt
To prevtnlcarvfrom being destroyed.}
1'ie- es of rags dipped in a mix
ture ol train oil and bruised ( gun
powd r ; and hung upon hedges or
poles, wilt effectually protect corn
planted, from 'the depredations of
crows, rooks &c. |
Mr. Dean's method was to steep
some corn in a strong infusiou of In-|
dian^ poke or refuse- tobacco, and
sprinkle it over the grouud before
(lie corn is up*
White threads stretched over a]
field "of coru w ill prevent crows a
tighting upon it. But he doubts
Whether that will deter 'or present
'any mother bic&s; but thia will, to
take care on every hill when covered
with a hoe, to htrj? one foot just a
Lilian's weight, not to ,8 tamp on it to
make the ground too hah*, for^then
I it w ill not come up. Black birds,
and oilier small birds, are unable to
puil it up. 'lHiey will tryyand find
tlwy caunotpull the kernel up, but
only' .'break the stalk oft* a little, and
l heft leave the fWltl without doing
any injury. 1 have know n the above
practised fofc* fifty years with good
effect. Kut \vhere that mode in
planting is not adopted 1 have &en a
SeW of corn all destfoyed by black
birds and the owner wondering how
EHSiJJSSLKSS
and
i, in]
as ai
xp jp nas
fcnpke Or the
pecfed bight _ ....
tiles, %m make w
creation iwoH, foot
of Worm found in
tlffc state, Vvhirh coil
a nature sY> deadly,
with it even the ven
^nake was harmless.
varies much in size,
au itich through, but
seen except
can hardly be conjectured.
a dull lead colour and
hear * spring or small
|ter, and bites the unf
who are in the habit w
to drinki The brute ci\ ^
ve'r molests, they avoid il
same instincl that tea '
of Peru to shun the
Several of these rep
invested our settliMi
ry and destruction ,
fellow citigeus. I
had frequent oflport_
the. melancholia spectator f,.
feels produced by the subtile
which this worm inf
symptoms of its bite
The eyes of the patieL.
and fiery, His tongue
immoderate size and ?
utterance* and delirium of tl,
horrid character Quickly folio ?f (71 I
Sometimes in his madness he at
tempts the destfaction of his dearest
friends. If the sufferer has a family,
his weeping uife and helplestf infants
are' hot unfrequehtly the objects of
his frantick fury ? in a word he ex
hibits to tire life, all the detestable
passions tfjkt rankle in the bosom of
a savage '"ml such is ihe 6 ttpeW in
which his senses are locked, that no
sooner has the unhappy patient ve
covered (Vote, the paroxism of insani
ty occasioned by one bile, than he
seeks out the destroyer for the sole
purpose of being bitten again*. 1
have seen a good old father, Ills
locks white as snow his steps slow
and trembling, beg in vain of his
only atm to quit the lurking place of
the worm. My heart bled when lie
turned away, for 1 kne\V the fond
hope that this Hon would be the
" rtaff of his declining y$nr?/* lint!
utipported him through many a nar
row. ? Youths of UliSHonri, would
you know the name of this reptile r
it is called the worm of the HtilQ M
?mi Mit*our;an, ?
/ r . m '.he ^ ml i \ / ?
1. \\ 1 1 y is r?n ^ration. deliwiiJ
from t lie dick of u ^l.ip, iikeu tn-rk
laite ?
?Because it i> a dec- oral ion.
. ?. Why is the steeple of achuuii
tike a minister?
Because it points to heaven.
~3. Wh is Ireland likely to be
come the richest count iv in the w 01 \dr
Bacause the.capital is always Dub
lin (doubling.)
4. Why is the letter A like :i
honey-suckle ? ?
Because a B follows it*
5. W1iy is a love-letter like a
beef-market? ? -
Because there are tender lines hi ir.
Gi Why e the iliree lust voxels
like a careless persrin ?
Because tliey are in-attentive^
7. Wlien is a man over heawand
ears in debt?
When iie Aias a wig on w hich is
not i>aid for.
8. What is that which is set upon
a table and is cut, but never eaten ?
A pack of cards.
The Yankee Outwiited.
iff During the last war, wjjien provi
sions were at the highest piu-li,
Monsieur audi Junker, Ih%1Imos ;<1 -
ing in a seaport town in Maine, put -
[chased together afresh hog, dressed
for cooking. Borne diftjeu Ity arising
between (heft a9 to the manner of
dividing#^qualW, the yankee think
ing to outwit the Frenchman, pnrpr
sed ft> cut Itrni across the middle,
and thefo lie would (urn round. ?
Wljile life Frenchman should nlace,
Ihis finger dn I lie one part or the other
M he pleased, and say, ? who shall
j^pve thisi* Kte then should answer,
4 knowing which part j thus leav
it <ehtire1?4nr chance to decide.
Mdnsieut* while the Yankee
ick to decide, dexterou s
* clapping it in
>g exclaimed,
de tail in
e Yankee.?
>e 'emfi an
us poor ,Xm*f
pd, wlten he
his owtf trap,
shaking hi*
e ta Ills'
ing the friendship
who is the only in"
aure re warder of
K
Wfe
ST1!-'
HfB* and ambition are
which Will flourish in any soil; ami
those who have nothing of th&ir own
to contend hboot or value themselves
upon, am often seen to derive to
tlieniselveaan imaginary importance
from the wealth anil greatness of
ihose on tvftonrthey depend. Hence ^
arise many contentions among per- '
sons whom, one would think, pru
dence should teael^to alleviate the
hardships and burdens of poverty
and servitude, by mutual kindness
and harmony. And the fire of dis
sention which is by this or any other
means kindled among servants, may
soon coiDimiiilcate itself to their mas
ters, and produce the* most deafenc*
live conseAo^kes, unless they have
the discretion and resolution to ex j
tinguish it at its first appearance/' j
I - ?? ? ?
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For tale at thin Office.