Camden gazette and mercantile advertiser. (Camden, S.C.) 1818-1822, January 06, 1820, Image 4
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IffigSK*; T***AST1RK A^S.
* "TmIi world's'' not alt ft tieeRj??ta(t?
v-'- -??*- "
*1
"For
ji .
given ;'
,?d a wirfoW* ?oe>
r wip'd an prpban'? tear, doth kpoxr
There'* aomething here of Heaven.
jta ?*)*? BfeVjbsnjy vaf '
feeling* calm apd even,
path is lit, from day to day,
?'? bright and ateady (ay ,
something felt of UaaTen. ?
^j^r'ciar^y fCirtg, ?i < eminent
k ?a from ?robit?rti,and no friend to strife J
? ot erer soaring fb?Sr$ the wal ks ofliferH
Jet ever living: 'midst l he flames and smoke. I
NoHBftw'^g bero heffith jjjpft to foke> ,
gL yet ever UvtiJj'iTrtdst vhe A?e?ftntf
SPA life the lowest, yet fowetn^ng
His thoughts on hifch, but ncvermeralizing:
Be C*i?f tes of Knglfpd wa?-?t is no aatire?
A King by naine-l' Democrat by nature.
JjutCharleyV rone ! extinguished is his
taper*
0Li)d useless lieft hie brush, h? bag, and
J|
jmscdlaneous .
f ' ? ' ' V ?? rJTi . j
*rom ike Mtionnl Mvoctfdg
L ' DOMESTIC ECOMOH*.
That a race of old bachelors are a
burthetafcto society? sate fit subjects
for animadversion, fur satire, nay
even for special taxation, I have ne
ver for a moment doubted : I. don't
fbean ypur old bachelora vvlio, like
myself, have wither talent nor at
traction Sufficiently powerful to en
gage the affections of K young lady
?we are to be piiied? but 1 mean
*our superannuated beaux, vener.
ji>le dandies, gentlemen of fashion
in their grand climacteric, men hav
ing the means t? marry wkhontvthe
inclination 5 men Who remain single
all their ljves from the vanity of sup
posing that' they can obtain any wo
*ian by the mere asking for her.?
The penny post, a few w eeks ago,
^Wought mea note which ran thai :
H Th* Badielorit Club make tteir
rm?ct* to fair col/ype. Jfr.
Howard, and notify him that they
" celebrate their anniversary on Wed
wtda# next at the Bank Cqffte
Bouse? venison, chqfing dithe*, on
table at fbur, together icith a plenti
ful supply of Jk 11$ JVtblo'a Jupenty
light year r old Madeird."?&hn\\
I go or shall I not? said 1 to my
lelf; I certainly dislike old baclie*
lord, yw have I no aversion to vent
iroti and Madeira moderately?and
ti tt ia btit once a year, V 1! meet
these Members of the ancient regime,
drink with tbeia, Mugh with them,
take tin the ctulgels for tnatrimony,
and who knowa but 1 faay make a
convert, though e<en on the shady
aide nf fifty. ;The hope of doing
godfi, and striking a pure spark out
of rusty ateel, determined me, and
tit four precisely 1 was (here. A1
most sraultaneou?ly, a beau of the
| old school, polished and polite, a?
doming the fair lex, yet still dn
" married, nude his entree, and after
four or five modern bows, lie sque2?
ted na affectionate W by th? hand,
and was rejoiced to* see me* II<re
thinks I, is a bachelor of unpardon*
able cottb* cj? lie is no enemy to
matrimony hot has put off the day
of marriage so long, that it now pre
sents an aw ful aspect, and terrifies
him, as the field of battle alarms the
acknowledged coward. The rooiu
loon filled: there were ^some ol
V overgfowii fortuned, of moderate
ffosoessions, of fat and jolly persons,
, Jkpd of lean and lanthemud \isages
**-they were well dressed, yet then
Was a certain something about then
apparel that had the air of shi^git
imuijercnce, as if* their wardroiK.
iiftl^d-foc tfca superiatwiding can
of some kiocl female; on? frian's
pocket hank^irchief wai unhemmed,
the ends of aowto nan'* eravat
were nibbled and ?ragged; here and
there a few holes peeped from ihe
cambric tnflles, and a straggling rent
was perceptible in the toeels of some
stockings ?How much care these
" children 6f a4argftr growth" seem
ed to reqaire ? bow aontary they ap
peared their faces
were d ress^Pyfrh smiles. Nibhrs
bell soon amra&flprilie dinner, and
to H they wenfcAio ceremony , no
compliment*? appetite and epicurism
united ta pin attention to the well
stota) table,- and the poor creatures
[in nfl their ihovements, seemed to in
dicate the -want of some female,
whose daily presence might refine
their manners, eontrol their appetites,
tlieir actions ? and ? a
?*!?? # T c?vers* The old
j t<f#tber Wlth P'pes and segars,
Iwli! x "I.'RffWnce } ami as (he
JT" weft^W>?lv rouud, and their
old ?iajt moistened, revived and in
vigorated, each man had something
Jway m praise of a bachelor's lifiS
ASwrmge, says ?|pld fellow, who
owns twenty brick houses in the city
iiTr valLlhat mfn wo,,id
rf i ?mr S,Ve J,P <he jovs
7 ^'j'wey? subjcct himself to th?4
eternal clatter of a Roman's tongue,
and a host of old tabbies in the
?Jk?*r? aUDt8~ie 8t?ned to death
?ll^iesa, sco^ichnients, ? doctor's
fi L*^u v8fe,!in?'! Who Wo?ld
Ihe happiness of bein*
n?l??0IAr0,]ed ! Here "m '' bop"
W: as a lord s, J can diinfc as mam
bottles of tfihloVold stinco a, i
EritM^'ii J*"1?1 hon?e> tumble mv
BSSffi*' H0* $*? *U*> n? Wife
BSftfe * ab7l,ce' 9CoW ??
PxSr ? iUrD me from m> pillow
^ n'orninK i my ears
W not ?ffendedbyhershrilh? ines, nor
^ bl her sdur J^s;
mv W C?. toy 8<*alc, makes
?y bed, smookes her pipe in peace,
and is always glad to see me, drunk
itf sober-? mat's your sort :
le,d* * me,ry life )
. Pew folk* that are wedded live better.?*
no say ditto ??? No, ,jr, ?Jff 1,
f ?;?? Sr?vity,. 1 .m not with
you,1 disapprtfv, of jour whole
position, I do not ' say ditto, A for
^<ki?ed <he whole
company-, here s treason among nB,
-~triifiSnVr?Can),J't a" "dvoca,e for
Irimony, fine him, fine bim, a
- ^ *al* w,t*?| ivrnld hnthi
a? PJ,f?'?bBient is too severe for such
alarming opinion* order, order
fit ^fkimwLthe -chairman!
If. U9 jlea1r his defence, Jet us treat
Si v. t?* Cotne' Howar<1>
?aid Yan Hnarl, your reasons, tout
with rt,,aw<,re,,b"t 1 4
2Br9? bachelors, I was not pre
l8fi??^r * P"rty hostile to ma
E&Jfc? , ??ysejf am a bachelor,,
*U? trae, Us a pity, and jii.'V 'tiaj
? ,iet 1 cnnno* subscribe to the
cprrectrilsH of doctrines, such as I
have just heard, advanced. Map is
a social being by nature: he waa
never intended to be isolated, float.
SPiSiSt ' w,",a without ties,
of affection, of association. or of|
[kindred ; he has duties to perform
htv'au.'u I-','! nMi lo nu,r
f* %jfc ^d, hj ?h,y n,^
i *CTPhs!'e?, and fufflUcd. Vol,
Uble ^T1"' ?f ,he J?^ 9 of i M
table, of your unrestrained hVriy ?'
hLThS' rWhT ytli rever^'?'?"'
Utl* t ' 19 e9"*Hy as free,
LksTih tntur*? V m> ?2
baska in |he sun beams in dignified
"Z'? iNw 80ul feel9 ??? >?
terest for you, no soul dares molest
pim-so for you art. equal : hut the
S6&W 'be
,M9 w,lc hynhis side ; he
liimts the fleet tteer, because his wife
IjfjHakes of bis sjH.il and praises bin
dexterity ; h?* teaches bis Itoya to Ih?
? ome warriors, familiari^ them to
",w ",,d "rr?? ami the pointed
n> the savage has aocial i ol?.
. ,0,w *v*? in ius moments ofc hruii?
I Mixication, be is, therefore, vo?ti|
Ua?on,r.9tr jW havQ B. ^
? ? ' "
control ?r direct your movements,
you have no friend who feels an ifi
teres! for your health and Impjuuesn.
who sipis Tor your griefs, who re
joice* in your prosperity, who watch
es your pillow 19 the hour of sick
ness, who administers with tier soft
lymd the medicine f nt* your health,
and hinds your brows, and soothes
?your agitatious with tlie swet kiss'
of affection. If marriage briag^wllh
it some privations 4t amply compen
sates by the additional comfort, con
fidence, mutual respect and influence,
which it carries in its train. Why
then rail at matrimony ?-* -Instead of
reeling home at night, and encoun
tering the black visage of your
wench as sbeftopens tfiedoor for you,
and you sneak through your dark
hall to your comfortless and solitary
I>edf .* walk op right and soberly
home, there meet the cheerful smile
and cordial welcome of yquc *ife,
as she leads you to the ampts fire,
and there enjoy (what you never will
if you retain your present sentiments)
the social converse and innocent hi*
larity of a lawful ant) lovely com
panion. > ? 'p i ' ( , : <; . * '
, The faces of the old bachelors
began to ? cream and maptle," as' I
took my hat to leave them,Jand as 1
closed the door, Van Snarl exclaim
ed, Harkee, sir^let us Itevet see1
your rebellious face amongst us again.
Howard.
i front the Columbia State Gazette,
U V; ADDRESS,
Delivered bp Mrs* Marks previous fa!
Jhe Christmas Vacation of her I
Sdfninary. to the Senior Class of\
Yonvg Ladies.
ON HABITS OF REFLECTION.
Young Ladi**. ; ; -.y ; I
1 here is no one quali-I
tyof the mind which ^o^emirtently l
distinguishes one human being from J
another, as* that of reflection; asj
there in no employment which is. atj
once so profitable and exerrplary, as!
an occasional retirement within oar-j
sel ves. It is then that the % riions of I
each day, and the motives whichl
have influenced those action?, pass]
in review before n? 5 that We reflect J
on the tollies and improprieties into
which we haVe fallen, and 00 the]
time mis-pent in m&leaa and tri-|
fling pursuits, which vn^it have!
been dedicated to objects positively j
useful. It is at such roomer tg, tnatj
we are either repaid for the rea>$ood|
performed, or are reproved by our J
consciences for the sins of omission
intavvhich we have{allen<j TRhally,]
it is. then we fix the^Rrm resolve ofl
Amendment and fufijffe preaervancej
and appeal to that lleing who looks!
downward upon our every action,]
and searches our inmost thoughts. J
I If it be mind which distinguishes!
as from the brute creation around usJ
principle in moat perfection, that we!
are most removed from the creatures!
of mere instinct , and approach to]
the likeness of Him who has formed!
oa, and given us souls. And you, I
Young Ladies of the Senior Class,!
to whom 1 more especially address!
myself, let me assure you, that it isl
not by the mere graces of face arid!
form, or of the moat pleasing man- J
tiers, that you v illj^e enabled to 11x1
the affections of thos&iwho surround!
yoa, and to whom you are connected :|
unless to these are conjoined, a judi
cious and cultivated mind, a.chasten-l
ed and amiable feeling, and that!
reflective spirit, which, whether in]
solitude ot society, will raise you! in
your ?v? n estimation, and the estima
tion of others. SBF' ? I
What is generally termed conduct A
by which .we understand propriety of
character, can onlvu proceed from
previoiis habits of wfltdtiim. The
female who is |H>sKessed of this, can
never sink, ^hateVer be her sitqatiori
in life. It WUI cover her like an im*
penetrable ahield, which, while it
Imparls to h^r a confidence in ber
own strength, will save fcer alike
<r om tlttr attacks of weakness and
Jialevoleuce,' and the two frequent
spiratiou of her own vanity.
Hrflsctisn secures to ua the medi
ttion* of others, which thence be
come our iriyirir it ffav* u* the w?
cords pf other times, J^thI enlarges
tlie sphere of our verj/ existence ; ?t
Superadds to* our own experience of
otKeni ; itivstorrt ttie past. it secures
the present, and an tic pates the fu
ture ; every thing which is truly use
ful or great, has resulted from it; it
iJperates through etery class of man
kind* and is as requisite in the circle
?if domestic life, as it is in the closet,
the cabinct, an^^e field.
Now, Youiu^*Wlies, this habit
of reflection, applies roost forcibly to
the studies in whid) you are more
immediately engaged. As it is not
by the number of miles which has
been accomplished, that you would
estimate the merits of the traveller,
so, it is not by the number of books
which is perused, that we estimate
the merits of the scholar. I have
6<rer iqculcated the principle, that!
would prefer one original remark,
proceeding from previous reflection,
to the communication of whole pages
which have been but a few moments
before transfused into the youthful
mind. "When 1 reflect well upon
the ideas of others," says acelebra
UmI writer, "I make them my own."
When you memorize the opinions of
others, you acquire knowledge J but
this knowledge, when Well digested
by reflection, becomes wisdom. ^
! Be cartifpl,* ny young friffRs, w
avoid that flippancy of remark, that
fashionable cant, which only proceeds
(rom the tongue, and has nothing- to
do witjj the head/
" Out U>f the folly qf the heart , the
tongue speakeihS'
Nothing is truly excellent, but
what will bear repetition* - This is
a sure test, by which you will judge
y6urself and others.
But tills Jtabil of reflection. Hot
only conduces to the exaltatiofi ofj
the head and heart; it also has a;
material influence over ourjfiaonersj
and amusements. True grace and]
elegance^fcre ever the result of mind, j
They are the femnatkxis of a senti
ment' which. has its origin in a just
conception of right and wrong.
# It is by no means my wish, my
young friends, to recommend a life
of exclusive mental labor. While
I inculcate the advantages^ an oc
casional retreat from the world and
Its concerns ; while ' 1 represent to
you the benefits resultingfwom a fre
quent rfndoften-sodgbt communion
with youb own hearts, 1 am but tooj
well aware> that occasional relaxa
tion is not only essential to health,1
but is absolute requisite to that ejaer
gy of intellect, ^nd Miat
of feeling, which should go to the
fulfilment oPyfrery exemplary duty.
The bow ta&iong bent, {says the
Fabulist) must lose its elasticity.? ?'
The allubiou is a happy one- But,
as it is requisite in our studies, to
make a selection of those wbiCfh will
conduce most to a useful and practi
cal end, so in pur amusements, we
should select those which have a ten
dency to impart a healthful energy
of linind and body., ttuch amuse
ments diffuse over our feelings, a
cheerfulness and serenity, and give
to the mind, as it were, a clear hori
zon, in whicl^vpry conception if
distinct and weHUefliied.
* To wsiste tinjey**says a judicious
writer, ?is to squander the main
ingredient of life ; one of the richest
of {leave (& blessings." Let me
entreat you, my- young friends, to
reflect well upon the solemn truth
contained in this observation. Let
me impress it u^on you, that the be
ing without reflection, is like a ves
sel without its helm, given to the
caprice of winds and Waves, ami
tossed on an ocean of storms. On
fijuch an oceaifcjfceach of ua.? -Th^t
ocean is Eterflky.? ^nd it is here
that freara to adopt those means
which will make our voyage pros
perous or otherwise*
Dram-Drinking*,
| There has been in all government
a great deal of absurd muting about
tne consumption of spirits. Wo Ifo
neve the best plan is to let peopl*
drink Wnat they like, and wear wh. "
tnej like; to make no sumptuary law
either for the belly or the back-, 1. I
the first place, laws against rum and'
wilier arc mack by men v.- ho cau
change a wet coat for a dry one
whenever they choose* afM^Whodfl
not often work wj? to their knees in
mud and water: and, in the next
place, if this stimulus did all the
mischief it is thought to do by the
wise men of claret, its cheapness and
plenty would rather lessen than in
crease the avidity with which it is at
present sought for. Again, Ionian
life is subject to such manifold
wretchedness, that all nations have
invented a soothing liquid or solid to
(troduce a brief oblivion. Poppies,
l>arley, grasses, sdgar, pepper, end a
thousand other .things have been
squeezed, pressed, pounded and pu
rified to produce tliis temporary hap
piness. Noblemen and members of
parliament, have large cellars full of
uteftled bottles, to enable ^heiinne
letter te endure the wretchedness of
life. The poor man seeks the same
end by spending three half pence in
girt J but no moralist can endure the
idea of gm [Kdinburg Review.
- v T-*
uJjmv nvi ^^p -mrntor- of
offe . f? mf Capos- ?
ifflb. Profess?rof chemiHtiT,
S??.8 ?h >< a rope of straw
he place of metal conductors, The
^nme^whW.lHUmsnu.docon!
firm, as he sayB, that the liglilenine
enters a rope of straw placed in i(?
way, and passes through ft inft il,e
Sr^nd3:v,'h,,< "? hftnd?^
person holding the rope at the time
dws not perceive it, Mr. Capostolle
f^'"g in proof ?f hi,
iwsertion..*-?It is well known,** *aya
J>?, ? that a severe shock is received
?>y ? person who immediately tr?'uehe? "1
he Leyden vial. ??, if * X?
i2^;?rTff8t,'nw' ?]y 9t v?? or
Mght iortj.W in his hand, 'and
touch, with the end of this rope, a
Vjden vial, so stningly charged ti.at
an ox might be killed l?y it,.- he will
neither seer a snark, nor feel the
slightest shuck.'' In M*. Cabos
tolle'b opinion, such a conductor made
of straw, which Would not cost X)V?
ll^er. francs would I.e abfcSpJfU
JJJ5& ? & aixt^Ws of ground
??n hail ; and werethe houses and
H iD tH,s raa,?ner, &e|.
tWn!" ??* lightning could damage 4
itieni* ?' - / Vs-w ?; ?' r- ;V^. J - ** \
, * .
clean, and wfiffl the egg k hot fill
the cavity witbclear honey, and after s
putting; the parts of the egg together,
wrap it in fine muslin, and fitter the
honey into a clean vessel, care being
il ,l e5,clude> d?M,? &c. The
honey thustiarited may he dropped
from a clean feather into the eye three
or fonr times every day, until the
disorder is nmoVed.
Examples.-*" We should command ,
by example, not hy authority / Ad,
miration forces imitation better than
commandment can ; a general,^
lives in indolence, while he tretmi hie '
soldiers with rigor, is their twrunt>
not i\\*i9 general. .4
1. ' f ' ' ? > -Ai/, ? .< ' ' 'v/F ? 2'%
ANECDOTE.
nffi ,),e (wjs Di?. f
lrchj I on some exigency horror p<! a
sgm of money of jfrl Addison, with
whom he lived in terms of fStinjacy
atid frienclrflrfp, conversing on all sub
jects with equal freedom. -Bat from
J1!" ''^Vngreed implicitly to every
thing Adffll)ii advanced, and never,
as formerly, disputed hie positions.
TTiis chenge of hehaViorit, did
not long escape (he jwiffc$ of so Acute
an observer, to whom it Was by no
n^ns egreeabl^ It happened one
*? ' started}' on
tfhloh they had hetore controverted j
hut now Mt, Btanyon entirely ac
quiesced in Mr. Addison's opinion;
*.thoot offering one word in defence
if, 18 ?Wn- Addison was displeas
ed, and vented his displeasure W
>'ngj wjth some emotion, '.Sin
?v ? w ? -#