Camden gazette and mercantile advertiser. (Camden, S.C.) 1818-1822, February 03, 1819, Image 3
From the London Courier.
The Extraordinary l)i*coverij.
AVe fulfil our promise of comnn
nicatiug to the public one of th
most extraordinary discoveries sint
the invention of printing. The \\u
rit of the discovery is exclusivel#,
our own, and the public will tt
doubt, admit that i( is the greater
because we make it kno.vn at oik v.
taking out no patent, demanding i\<
subscription, not even itnibiting the
conduct of the Russian Salamanders,
who are obliging enough to declar
that for the sum of 5001. they are
willing to take clforge of a leg oi
mutton raw, go into the oven with it,
and not come out till they.can pre
sent it cooked to the company.
What ^reat events from trifling causc*
spring i
Who that found out the method of
making glass ever imagined it would
lead, by the invention of the teles
cope, to such extraordinary disco
veries in astronomy? Who that
found out the' magnetic power con
?ceived that it would be of such vast
-utility in the navigation of ships by
its attraction to the^North?a disco
very, however, which we seem of
late to be tired of, by our anxiety to
ascertain the spot where it can lie of
tin Use at all! Finally, when Dr.
Brewster invented that ingenious in
fttrument, the Kaleidoscope, luuLhe
any idea that it could be improved to
such an extent as to make all learn
ing l>eyon<l plain reading and writing,
Useless?-that, like the new system
of teaching music, study will be
rendered not only unnecessary, but
'absolutely reprehensible, that it could
~ ba^mlied with equal effect to all pro
.
The discovery is this, and the
name of it is?
The titter cry JTaleiduucopp /
Every body knows what, beautiful,
various harmenious combinations and
forms are produced by Dr. Brewster's
instrument. JNpw fcr bits of color
ed glass we substitute seventy two
pieces of glass, bearing upon them
ihe letters of the alphabet thrice re
peated. It is not necessary that these
pieces should be of equal siae; they
? way be as regular as the bits of
stained glass whictr are placed loose
ly in the cell at the end of Dr. 1V?.
instrument. Put these alphabetical
pieces in motion either by a rotatory
movement, or by their own gravity,
or by both combined, and the effect
will be, that words and sentences
will be formed adapted to every oc
casion and occurrence. Patience,
to lie sure, will frequently be neces
sarv. The man of business may at
first produce periods more adapted to
the man of dissipation, but let liim
persevere, and we warrant his wishes
will be amply gratified. Heaven
knows how often men cudgel their
brains for ideas without success-?Let
them cudgel them no longer, but
turn their Kaleidosco|>e, and U\&kH
will start up like nuishroons.?
"Time was lhat when the brains
were out, the man would die, and
there an end on't. But now"?Aye,
now!?let the brains he out*?they
will not.; only l?e unnecessary, but
' will pittlfahly be an incumbrance.?
Nor will the ideas come naked* but,
like Gadttius' ^eeth, will start up,
armed and clothed in the choicest
The study of style nlay be
dispensed with, and in lieu of hiMMlF
ing fur models in the old musty tomes
of Bacon or Milton, or poring over
Addison, Burke and Gibbon, we
need only peep into the Kaleidoscope
for words of the finest flow, and pe
riods of the most harmonious con
traction* The invention adapts it
self to all professions?the Bar-~4he
Ben ate?and the Bench?to Law
and Physic?to every species of
Literature. Its motto, devfre and
character may be comprised in these
words? " Omae seribendi fenus inn
git?nudum iangit quod nonornat."
(The expressions, as our readers
perceive, are somewhat altered fron?
Johnson's epitaph upon Goldsmith.)
It may lie proper to add, that at
borne trifling additions will be neces
sary, according to the use to which
\* is to be applied. In Kaleidoscopes,
M?plicable lo (lie Senate, some few
hole words must be inserted in the
oil. such as??' a fishing motion?
linking the question?budget?fac
?on!" nd a few others. Kach
' ie:nber will l*e furnished with one
;|?oii routing into the House, and the
jeakeiv instead of ineiyly saving.
Gentlemen will take their seats,"
ill add, " Gentlemeu will take
heir Kaleidoscopes.'' When the
question or motion is read from the
x hair, Some Kaleidoscoj>e will catch
iie Speakers eye, and he will call
tor Mr. Brougham's or Mr. Tieracy's
to give its opinion. - As that opinion
must be given in ten turns of the in
sirument* debates will necessarily
?le shortened and early decisions be
enforced to the great health of the
whole House and to the ease and
comfort of the strangers in the galle
ry. In putting the question, the
*S|M;aker will say, " As many Kalei
dosco|>es as are of that opinion, go
below the bar; many as are of the
contrary opjnipn, keep your seats."
The laV Kaleidoscope will have
added to its alphabetical pieces, the
wor-is " Plaintift'?Defendant?Not
Guilty"?-introduced entire into the
cell of the instrument?and as evtjrv
body knows the old adage ^ glori
ous uncertainty of the law," no cli
ent can have any _ol j.'ctioq to have
his case left to the jotjgp's Kaleido
scope, who, looking into it and
turning it, shall declare whether the
turn is for Plaintiff or Defendant.
Now this will at once remove the
complaint of the law's delay?nnd
save the purses of the clients into
the bargain. But we fear no slight
opposition on the part of the Bar?
who Will probably not be disposed
to giveita fairtrml. *~
Fiio- Lover's Kaleidoscope must
have some words introduced that
may easily full into rhyme, such as
u heart aud dart, and eyes and
sigtis, and tale and fail, aud ever and
iH'.verwith the addition of these
words they may make love without
speaking, and in the largest com
pany, by simply peeping into their
Kaleidesco|?ea. If aUeiit, they may
make such an ar?angemeut as was I
done by two lovers of old, who
agreed at a particular hour to fix their i
eyes upon ThOioon?Tffiode Avlltetr
the moon herself v might, from her
knowu tendency to change, often I
disappoint, by refusing to shine at
the stated hour?but by the use of
tlie| Lovers' Kaleidoscope,, such a
disappointment could not occur.?
They might resolve each to use it
at a certain hour, give it the rotatory
motion, and peep into it just as they
were about to pop into bed?" what '
dreams might come!"
Nor do we think that the inven
tion will lie less useful to ourselves,
and our brother editors, than to any
other class of men. The Editor's,!
Kaleidoscope must he furnished with
the words, " Congress?Parliament
?Bulletin?Debate?\V ar?Peace
?Murder?Bow s-treet." and a few
others. Upon a dearth of news,
tho Kditor might desire the Devil
I Printer's Devils) to mouut the
Laleidosco|>e, and s?e what would
turn up for him in the way of pro*
phesy, invention, Ac, If his pro
phesy should share the fate of tlie
Opposition nrophesifes last war, or if
he should find himself in error, be
would have to throw it upon the in
strument, and next day assure his
readers?|jiot that " it was an error
of the Kaleidoscope."
We might nay much more, we
are aware, in recommendation of our
invention, hut we have said ciuitc
enough to bring it into universal no
tice. And sure we are, that a week
will not elapse after this specifica
tion, without there being a general
denund from our friends Watkins
and Hill, and other celebrated opti
cians in the metropolis, for this new
and wonderful LiUrary Kaleidoscope!
(f ? ? ? 4 ? 11 " ?
Jleconnt of that extraordinary pro
duction of JVhture, the Russian
iMtnb. .
The most extraordinary of the
iriosities of Little Tartary, is the.
Lamb of Muscovy, which grows be
(ween tlie two great river*, the Don
and the Wolga. This .plant is re
markable for possessing a great por
tion of tlie auiinal nature. It is for
this reason called the Animal Plant;
as also Zoophytes; and in the Rus
sian language, Ikmarets.
The fruit i9 of the size of a ^ourd
or melon; it has hie figure of .a sheep
all the limbs of which are discovera
ble. It is fastened to the earth by
the navel, upon a stalk of two feet
in length. It always leans towards
the grass, and the pi wits that grow
round it., and changes its place as
much as the stump will suffer*?
Wheu the fruit comes to maturity,
the stalk dies; it is covered with a
hairy skin, frizzled like that of a
lamb just l imbet, and this skin serves
it as a fur to defend it from the cold.
It is further observed that thin plant
never dies till it can no long r-TOST
grass to nourish it. The fruit yields -
a juice like blood, when it is taken
from the stalk; and has the taste of
mutton. The wolf is as fond of this
plant as of veal mutton; and the
Muscovites make use of it, in order
to surprise those animals.
London paper.
SirGregor M'G rector.?From
a geti3lemans'"who was in Nag
sm 11 alM>ut twelve (lays since, we
learn that tiiis officer had touched
"there, on his passage from London
to Venezuela, in a fine brig of 18
guns ; and had sailed again to join
Lord Cocherane's squadron, which
consisted of 2 frigates, $ sloops and
2 brigs of war, besides transports.
The number of land forces said to
have gone out in this expedition,
amounted to between 3 and 4000.?
It was currently reported at Nassau,,
that Sir Francis Uurdett was also
engaged iu the emancipation of South
America.
CjMl)?.\~ S. C.
Wednesday, Feb. 8,- 1819.
To-morrow, the regular 'day on
which the Camden Gazette, would
have been issued, having been ap
pointed by the Legislature to be
observed by the citizens of this State
as a day of Humiliation Fasting and
Prayer, 'therefore the Gazette does
/Llie Kev. the
lergy together with the religious
anil well disputed citizens compri
sing this community are respectfully
invited to assemble -and carry thts
pious and laudable intentions of the
Legislature into effect
* m. ?
James C. Fisher has been elect
ed President of the United States'
Bank, in the place of William
Jones resigned.
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X *? ? ? ? ? ?
United Stateg Bunk.?It appeal's
by the papers that United States
Bank Stpck is selling iu New York
and Philadelphia as low as from 08
to 92?-This is a woitflerful falling
off from 165! 1! So much for stock
jobing Directors?
The treaty concluded with I he
Chickasaw Indians last fall hy gen.
Jackson and governor Shelby,, has
been ratified by the senate of the
United States.
Major Gen. Jackso# arrived at
Washington, from Nashville, (Ten.)
on the 23d inst.
?A letter from Tunis, of'the 1st of
Noveml>er, states that the plague
had commenced, and that from two
to three hundred persons die daily.
An inhabitant of Si<*ta Leone,
writes that out of 20 Kuropeans w ho
arrive there 18 of th^m die from the
tinhealthiness of the climatv*
Accounts from Liverpool* advises
purchasers that 22 cents would lie a
safe price to pure-base Cotton for
that market;
London, Dec. It is reported
here, that since our discovery shi|>s,
*in American vessel has entered Buf
fin's Straits and liay. It |M?iietrated
into Sir James Lancaster's Strait,
where it found a. depth 100 fathoms,
the water warm; it continued its
course with great lio|>es, it is said,
of succeeding in the attempt to find
through that Strait, a passage into
Behring's Straits.
An aiTlval from India states that
Bonaparte was well, hut continued
sulky. Do the sympathizing legiti
mates think that the lion would smile
and play with his chains??wVY.Idr.
Concord, (n. h.) Jan. 11.
Remarkable Fact.?There are four
persons in this town, of the name of
Ruben Abbot, the father, the son,
the grand son, and the great grand
son,three of whom have families,& all
of whom live under the same. roof.
?The eldest is now 96 years of age,
- - . - Observer.
Concern of Mind.?At the trial of
one Monks, lately convicted-of mur
der in Pennsylvania, his wife sat by
him. On separating, he asked when
he should see hVr again. 1 clout
think, answered she with uneftected
simplicity, 1 shall he able to call
again, Jim, till thfc day you are
htiug!
Notice. ??
The Subscribers take grfcat plea
sure in announcing to the public, aud
to the citizens of South-Carolina in
particular, that we have employed.
Doctor Pattrkson, of North Caro
lina to take charge of our Academy.
It is situated upon a high and
beautiful hill, from the foot or which
issues a number of pure and never
failing s ' iiiis of water, about three
quarters of a mile distant from the
Bradford Springs, (a place well
known and pronounced by physi
cians and a number of others who
resort there for tlieir lieu hir during
tho shklv seasons,) to l>e one of the
most healthy and pleasant spots in
the st;?*e.
Dorlor Pattrrsov, received his
education in the University at Fayette
ville, where he afterwards taught;
he also taught in two or three other
academies--4n North-Crtroliua with
great applause ami success.
He educated a number of young
-xmen> who have since taught in this
lisrrict, and was pronounced by all
w ho knew them to be men of ctluca*
tion. <
He prepared Mr. M*LfcA*r, (prin
cipal to Lodebar Academy) for ad
mittance in the Senior Class of the
University of North-Carolina 5' he
also prepared Mr* Patti?k$on for
mer principal of -Mount Clio Aca
demy for the ahovg institution) and
from the long experience which Doc
tor Patterson has had, and tlig suc
cess which he has met with, in the
management of schools, we are folly
persuaded he will do us justice and
meet the e\|>ectatio(is of thev|>ublic?
For the satisfaction, of these who
may favor. Us with their patron a -e,
we will state, that the utmost atten
tion will be paid to the morals as well
as the education of the youths tlrikt
may be committed to our charge*
We are authorised to state to the
public, that boarding may be procur
ed in decent houses quite convenient
to the Academy; boarders paying
one half in. advance*
Theschool tfill go into operation
on the first day of February next.
The following Branches will be
taught, terms of tuition annexed?
viz: Reading, Writing and common
Arithmetic Hit per annum ( Rngli h
Grammar, Geography, Ancient and
Modern History, Rhetoric, Moral
Philosophy aud Astronomy, the La?
tin and Greek Languages, together
with all Mathematics 830 per an*
num.
Tltomft* Ho inter,
Caleb Heuihert,
Jas? II. Carter,
Jos S, tiossard,
\\\ II. Capers,
Satnuel Dwyer,
Sinclair Li in barker,
James Dwyer,
Zac. Canty,
- J no. Perry.
Siimttr Dirfri(t% 5 ;; />*ruary% 181
Tax Returns
For the year 1818
Will be received on Monday and Tues
day the 22d and 2 3d February at Hughe*'
store on beaver creek, the 24th at Flat
Hock, the 25th at George Wells', the 26th
at Dickson**, and the 27th at John
M'Coy's. Returns will ? be received in
camden until the *Oth March. .
As returns are necessarily required ear
lier than heretofore, it is requested that
general attendance will be given at the
places of appointment.
Charles J. Shannon,
Collector K. D.
January 28 , 6?g
Notice.
TbeSubscriltfr takes this method <
of informing the citizens of Ker
shaw District, that he will attend
with the I ax Collector, at his re
spective places of appointment, tor
the purpost* of taking a cenmiia _ot
all the white inhabitants of said Dis
trict, nud resj>ectfulL solicited the
punctual attendance of all heads of
families.
A. Hammond.
Febuary 1*
. jNotes. ; . .
Those^in arrears with the ( firm of ?3
Gooch, Cuniughaui & Go. will
please to call- and settle iheir ac
counts by notes, before the 14th of
February next.?for 1 shail In- from
home after that date ; and i hate toe
trouble of taneiug my books, about '
to eourts, as 1 aui uow declitiitig to
peddle. ' \ j
1. M. D. Garlick. , /
Liberty Hill, X C. Jan.* it 2 ~ ~
Just received
And for sale by
H. LEVY & CO.
10 barrels Irish Potatoes *
10 htnls*. Whiskey
5 hluls. Su^ar
it)itega Dutch Herring
tO casks London Porter.
February 3 . t
. insolation
Tlie coparnership of I'mapp tt
M'Kenzib having dissolved,thin day
by mutual cousent. Those in ar
rears are soliciied to call* at >V ar*
reuton, before the 20Ui of February
next, and, until that date I shall at
tend to the settlement of the concern.
IVarrenton, Jan. 1m
strayed,
Or stolen I'roui the stable* of maj. '
John <M'Cleilai?d, in this (own ;
about the 4th inst. a dark Chesuut
Sorrel T .
, MARE %
about 8 years old, a small star in the
face> iio brand or mark visible who*
ever will take tip and deliver the
said Alare to John Carter, Kscn of
this town Mill receive a reward of
Ten Doltars*
Warren Dubose.
. K^ninrv ft
..I
if .kiOltdl b V\ dl (!?
Lost on Friday tbe 10tb ult noma
Land papers in favor of" Henry
Ru^eley* Any |>er*on finding th*
same, and leaving them at Mr. JtHitir
HaIUiiI^ Tavern, shall recelvt
the above reward*
February 8.
- T 1 U
cents reward.
Ktolen from the subscriber I in
10th ult. one blanket* one new cot*
Ion shirt* and a waistcoat pattern*
At the same time my wife/ named
Bernkeba Botner formerly Ikittheb*
Aenhy. The above mentioned wa<
stolen by one Ephraim Sttienf. of i
yellow complex ion* 6 feet 7 hirhci
hi^h, and slender made ; also, wen)
away in sompany with him om
6foitrge Gibson, lie took with hio
aUounl A'k) dollars worth of clothiiu
unknown to the otfner.
Samuel Botner.
? ' ? wmmmm ? . um . ? ? ?? i. _ . f , ' ? i y ? " V *
. \ HHA M bi.wbl MO *l>d JAMKH Ci. UOLMfl
h oc eliter <t into co-pai tnei>.Hp in th
practice *1 law for Kefthaw district, M'
il /ini ;s wiil atteiivl conttantiy. hi their oflRf
next door to ? apt. arren's ttoic in Catr
flcrt and Mr. iiiandii v? attend th
Coiirtaoffiiw tiki equity a? aBtia? he wt
vmii ("arndeii generally on tiie first Mot
day in i ach month. '
January " *4?9