The Lancaster news. (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, August 24, 1917, Page 6, Image 6
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arth Qrows Slowly Now.
In the early days of Its history the ?
earth grew rapidly by the addition of
, meteoric matter. It Is still growing In <> _
the same manner, scientists say, '? ,
though scarcely to an appreciable ex- ! ^on
tent, for the mass of meteoric matter .wa^*
added yearly Is reckoned to be only *
. _ " ? t Thopj
^J.UUU touB. In the course of ages the . *
larger planets huve swept up practic- V.n?r
ally all the fragments of the original
disruption, and the only available ;* y(]u c
aource of supply of meteoric matter < 5 W St'
aeems to be brought by comets. '! 8
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If you sit In a cool draft when you 5F0>^
are heated and get a stlfT neck or <x doubl
lame back, you will be looking for an<^ *
something that will ease the pain. Love
Fix vour mind on BALLARD'S < * perha
SNOW LINIMKNT and don't be talk- ;* bled
ed out of it because It is the best might
pain relieving liniment you can get * jn pe
anywhere. Price 25c, 50c and $1.00 ]? g0
per bottle. Sold by all dealers In ! J .M
medicine.?Adv. , '5 ,
'* pretfei
' \ t mild
;* Dan
Not So Sure. AME
The secretary of u social club was
presented a cut-glass loving cup. Ills n?t b(
servant surveyed the object the next
morning. "Look at thtni three# '* A'Th
handles on th" pitcher," said Bridget. !* ' ""
"They know If 01 break one of thim WW
handles they'll have two left, and if Ol jl (0opTTl
break two they'll have one left, so I ?
they'll always have one. They will, i ^,non
will they; I'm not so sure about
able syn
you do
Piles Cured In 6 to 14 Days booked
Your druggist will refund money 11 PAZO IUNK ii
OINTMENT fails to cure any cose of Itching, prevent
Blind, Weeding or Protruding Piles in 6to 14day? drives r
The first application gi?-a Knse anil Rest. 50c ^
ens the
Lost ths Pill. Pis- Pr
The little daughter of a homeopathic *n mc(H'
physician received a ring with a pearl
In It on the Christmas tree. Two days
later she poked her head tearfully In Wenltl
at the door of her father's office. gS?.d mo!
"Papa." she wept. "I've lost my little themselv
pill out of my ring." aro_ste,
. . ers; whe
The Beauty Secret.
t Ladies desire that irre- y0 <
sistible charm?a good Take lax
i . Cough nut
1 complexion. \Jt course Druggists
I they do not wish others K u C'K
\ to know a beautifier
yjnm has been used so thev She?'
f P buy a bottle of things h
^ I home."
Magnolia Balm ?
LIQUID FACE POWDER j
*nd use according to simple directions. Improve- M O
rnrnt is noticed at once. Soothing, cooling ana ' '
refreshing. Heals Sunburn, stops I an. ; LAX-P
Pink, White, Rote-RtJ. 1 A Digest
75c. at 'Druggists or f>l> mall direct an<j J^jve,
Sample (either color) for 2c. Stamp. Blue Fla
Lyon Mfg. Co.. 40 South Fifth St.. Brooklyn. N.Y. ??ot? Ma
Pepsin.
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THE LANCAi
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EPIGRHYMES: I NAIUKAL
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HANK you. sir. If you !I DCCT f
: talk with me about this V
nor use the name of QOD <2
Is connection any more! TfV
8 are more patriotic men < * 1 U.
I, I will admit, and
) I'm no deacon?not bo's * j ?
C.r,Ion ,hi, rOUr :i Highly .Cone,
Insanity," when coupled . * Mineral Goes
His Name in vain and vile ;* Six Tim
nlty. Inclines ray flst to
e up, and stirs my heart ;*
lead to something like true -* More Power!
of God and Land, Inherited, Than Prepn
,ps, from ancestors who -i
and died that you and I When people
: live as men should IIvo- o(T vltallty low>
ace and Love to multiply. .. . .
. , . , 'j tired, and wornndly
step aside, dear sir; -U
th? ment with just i
r to give to you AN humble, -* ural iron is the
retort. But; by the gods, You can got r
Webster's right! I'm plain "jj as Acid Mineral
RICAN1 Another word, !* ;ind a firty-cent b
nn(l W to six times as
r?a cultured gentleman! .* weaker iron cor
Robert Russell. '5 . . ,
torv and chemist
ank God, I?I also am an
lean!" ?l A dollar bott
yjyjfjyWJyjjjjJWJWWWQjwv whole family to
Kht. 1917, bjr Int'l Press Bureau.) weeks which ill
concentrated for
you yawn a good deal in the cjent to increase
, feel dull, achey and want to ? , ,.
frequently, it is an unmistak- ty> s,^on?,,, a,,('
iptom of malaria, and unless wonderful mannt
something at once you are Acid Iron Mir
for a spell of chills. ITER- (1<>d tested, and
? a chill medicine that will . ' , ' .
or cure the disease. It l,s Pr<'sont high
?ut the impurities on which years for use in
arial germ thrives, strength- and dental work,
liver and cleanses the how- 8ecured in famI,;
Ice 50c. Sold by all dealers . At
cine.?Adv. aurp you *et the
mark "A-I-M"
If is non-alcoholi
Endurance Test. and ls the produ(
1 Is honorable, and may be
it blessedly when men regard c'na' ron mm(
es as belnp what Indeed they kind known to t
vnrds of It. and not the own- $1. Bottled by
n they know how to acquire dine Chemical Ci
avarice, and how to spend Note: Acid Ir
prudpinp.?Archdeacon Far- such a hiRh ppr
^ may be used as
. ??> rx cide. antiseptic,
*ure a Cold In One Day.
ATIVK BROMO Quinine. It ?tor? the f armers, surgeot
i Headache and works off the Cold. it to stop bleet
refund money if it fails to cure. . .
OVK'S signature on each box. 30c. noss, and as a I
directions on bo
Familiar Scenes.
'I suppose you are contrasting W|| t
Wefe ln, 70UTnZUl We don't mlaa't
iv ^o rh COntraSt,',K- Thl: little there. Yet
ly like the rows mother used of Umo wasted ,
| Inp that he was i
a a * i ar ^ ner several minut
t IS WftS really ready
OS IS AN IMPROVED CASCARA "darted and wrote
ive Liquid Laxative, Cathartic nilnutes between
Tonic. Contains Cascara Bark, tual dinner time,
p Root, Rhubarb Root, Black we waste time,
y Apple Root, Senna Leaves and ttmonp earth's 1m
Combines strength with pala- j,eKin now to con
Hatic taste. Does not urine SAe
n--r-- ~? j ijsp It tO protlt.?
Patronize
Home Pr
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from a visiting card
*ge poster work.
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ale work a specialty.
er News Job
3. West Gay Street.
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BTKfl NEWS FRIDAY, AUG. 24, 19
ID AM WHAT THE FOOD CONTROL. 1
llvUPl PROVIDKS.
Following are the provision
'Iir A DUCT ,,ie ,ootl control bill just passe
?1| r?Al 1^^ 1 congress, and now to be adminl
ed by Herbert Hoover.
MI/* ril? All Forbids government agents
PIHs \|f ALL using their influence iu letting
tracts to concerns in which thej
interested.
itrated Acid Iron Declares it unlawful to des
3 From Two to wasie. permit preventable deter
p tion, hoard, coneplre to limit ti
ies as ar. portation, production, harves
mn nnfnrt ure minnlv ulnrnfn
'ul, Economical, dealing, restrict the supply of d
ired "Patents." bution, prevent manufacture or
duction, or exact excessive p
find their appetite with respect to necessaries,
and are sluggish, Requires licenses to do bus
out, a short treat- under regulations to be made b;
>lain, everyday nat- j President.
wisest course. Provides t.iat hoarded necess
latural Iron, known may be seized and sold by the
at most drug stores ernment.
ottle goes from two; Authorize the President to rei
far as other and tion supplies for the army and 1
npounds of labora- Authorizes the President to
;. and sell wheat, Hour, meal, 1
le will permit a ' and potatoes.
take it a couple of j Authorizes the President to r
its powerful highly sition and operate any factory, i
m is usually sutti- jng house, oil pipe line, mine or
the family's titali- er plant and sell the products,
appetitie in a truly Authorizes the President to
^r. vent injurious speculation and i
leral has been hot- late exchanges.
guaranteed up to Fixes a minimum price of
standard for thirty bushel on next year's wheat cr<
hospitals, surgery. Prohibits use of foods, fruits,
anil it may now be materials or feeds in manufactu
y sized bottles. lie distilled spirits for beverages,
genuine, the trade hid;, importation of distilled sp
.o leaving to xne rresiaeni a uiscr
,c, is not a laxative. the quantities to be used in beet
ct of the only medl- wines.
>ral deposit of its Authorizes and directs the T
the world. 50c and dent to commandeer distilled si
lessors, the Ferre- jn stocks or in bond for mil
orp.. Roanoke, Va. needs.
on Mineral contains Appropriates $162,500,000,
centage of iron, it which $150,000,000 is for ge
an external germi- administration of the act, $10,
, and astringent, noft is for purchase of nitrat
is, and dentists use so(ja an(j $2,500.000 is for s\i
ling, prevent sore- > expenses.
tealing agent. See person employed under th
>ttle.?Adv. shall be exempt from military
- j vice under the draft law.
ed Time Requires a detailed report
he little here and the the President the first of each
In n year the amount of the proceedings under the a
s enormous. Learn- j Authorizes the President t<
always called to din- same control of the mines. tl>
es before the dinner prjre Df coai and coke, and
to eat a certain man ' , , ,, ..
. . . I charge of and sell the same,
i u book In the spare . ...
the cull and the ac Forbids manipulation or de?
It only shows how tion of necessaries to limit the
If you want to be ply or affect the market price,
'nefnetors you will Makes the act cease to be in e
serve your time und upon proclamation by the Pres
Exchange. .,t tend of the war with
many. Progressive Farmer.
| EPIGRHYMES:
Your < THERE IS a sort s akin*
jj notion In my feeble mind,
if which ain't what you call
_ J eddlcated, cultured nor reI?1
* fined, that lots o' things
j suld In the past, HOWEVER
if long ago, hes got a mennln'
J right today us ol' folks
if orter know. My parson, he
jj hes got A hook?the LIMIT
a * fer wise words?AT WHICH
^ *1- * * gaze In wonderment; It
tkgy 2 afi?ut wild birds, an*
5 beasts, an' men an everyU
2 thin'; It quotes a lot o'
(( ' if )) * a-boostln' peace?
\v | J) * FORBEARANCE?saying'"On
if fools are rough." Rut other
2 things In that thar book
U $ ain't rot, It says you can
2 tell when there CEASES, In
? if the heart, TO beat the blood
H 2?' man. I BE A ol'-tlme
GH # advocate o' VIRTUE, but,
H ^ like Iturke, I think that
H J they cornea times when this
u 2 "Forbearance" thing don't
I * work.
B * Robert Russell.
M 2 "There la howavar a limit
li S which forbearance ceasea to be
2 virtue."
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(Oopyrlcbt. 1*17, V lat'l Pr?M Karei
I! Circulars
B Have jroo something 701
S want to tell the peoph
S about? Tell it to then
I IN A CIRCULAR. Le
? us FIX IT UP for you
I Weil Guarant<
. I Immediate
1 ! Results
MOM I
17.
NAME MIGHT BE QUO VADIS
>s of At Any Rate Brilliant Young Chill
by noao Who 8tudlod In Unltad
ster- States, Haa Kapt on Qolng.
o
froin A brilliant young Chinese gentleman,
Quo Tl-Chl by name, Is among
con" the eminent military and naval leadr
are erg conferring at Shanghai In the name
of the Chinese Republic, writes Qlrtroy,
ard In the Philadelphia Ledger.
<iota- "Quo," as everybody called him.
runs- graduated several years ago at the
iting University of Pennsylvania.
or He was president of the Economic
Hub. an editor of the undergraduate
istri- inaRazine and a skillful debater.
pro" I met him at a Phi Beta Kuppa dlnrlces
nvr at the University club, when he
was one of the speukers.
iness "Do you say *a Chinaman* or *a Chinese'?"
I naked him.
He smiled. "You wouldn't say 'an
Amerlcaman,' would you?" he ananes
.
swered.
K<>N" He told me that when he went home
for vacation he had to travel 2,000
juisli miles Inland up the treacherous
lavy. Yangtse-Klang to rench his home.
buy Quo became secretary to the first
leans v'oe president, later the president of
the republic. Young as he Is, he Is'
. one of the big men among his people!
'(|U today.
>a( k" Judge Gest suggested that his last
oth~ nnme might well be "Vadls." At any
rate, he has kept on going
pre
???- FIGUREHEAD IS SEEN AGAIN
! pei Makes Its Appearance on Old-Fashjp.
' lone^J Craft Resurrected as Result
food of Cry for Tonnage.
re of
for_ In answer to the war cry for tonnnge,
u strange procession of sailing
r 8l vessels Is plying up and down the
etion Amerlcnn coast these days, a company
and of old-fnshloned craft whose noses
nnve long oeen in the imul and whose
'resi- commercial value seemed to have vanHirits
^hed. Rut now with hrave front these
it. rv old relics are filling the needs of vessels?and
the hrnve front of the eighteenth
century ship, with Its heroic
of figurehead. Is again seen In New York
neral harbor ufter many years.
000.- The figurehead died hard among
te of other nations. As an expression of the
indry poetry and superstition of seamen It
has lived since the Egyptians and
Phoenicians decorated their prows
, with the carved figure of an Ibis, a losPr*
| tus, u phoenix, or sometimes a gigantic
and all-seeing eye, and then eonfidentfrom
iy set snll under Its protection. For
year these thousands of yenrs the figureet.
j head has been the seaman's god. He
i no.! has trusted the figurehead no less than
I his compass or his captain, and there
I Is not a sailor today of the old school
ta who would not welcome Its return to
1 modern vessels.
it rue- ;
RUP- Scanty Fare.
William Snyder, head keeper at the
ffeet. Central park menagerie. Is willing to
ident answer any question regarding animals
(-jor_ at any hour of the day or night. That
readiness frequently gives him an Insight
Into domestic tragedies affecting
the life or liberty of hlrds, dogs, cats,
monkeys and even turtles kept as pets
j In New York homes, says the New
$ I York Herald.
? Mr. Snyder was called to the tele*
phone the other afternoon and quesj
tloned by an agitated woman who
? sought to know the proper food for a
i turtle. Mr. Snyder explained that It
* depended upon the type of turtle, and
5 upon being informed thut it was a lit*
tie one, 2 Inches in diameter, suggest^
ed that It be fed one lettuce leaf a
* week.
^ "Oh, pshaw!" exeluimed the woman,
? "and I've Just seu the maid over to
get It a pound of chopped meat."
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*
* Prlckley Pear a Peat.
a In Queensland the prickly pear Is
ly * literally overrunning millions of acres
J of rich land. All efforts to eradicate
* the pest have proved futile. The rapid
J spread of the thorny plants and the inv
? possibility of killing them off so thut
^ the land that they occupy can be utl*
lized for farming or grazing purposes
jf has so alarmed the government of
* Queensland, as well as that of the comj*
monwealth Itself, that scientists hav?
* been invited to study the perplexing
situation with the view or devising
M
^ ways ana moans for ridding the coonat
* t^y of the ruinous pest.
a 2
* Value of Horees Declines.
The value of horses on the farms In
m.) this country seems to have fallen
slightly, for the department of agriculture
reports that the average value
11 of these horses on January 1, 1917, was
, only $103, as compared to $100 on
' January 1, 1914. The difference In
I price between the horses exported and
mule ud in** lurraa is aue cnieny to
> the fact that only the youngest and
1 beat horses were sent abroad, while
| those on the farms Include the lame,
I the blind and the halt of all ages.
1 Society's Battles.
I The two men In blue were ezchang|
Ing confidences on the veranda of a
big military hospital.
' ^ "l>id you go to the big society purty
they gave for us wounded fellows yesterday?"
'
"Yes," said the other, uud shuddered.
"What did you think of It?"
5? 'Ttelleve me, old bloke, I'd rnther
? have unother hall go through ine than
go through another hall."?Pittsburgh
Chronicle-Telegraph.
Deadly.
The Kid?Did you ever hear of that
] new kind of deadly poison callod air
I plane poison?
Palrdoe?How much does it take to
kill you?
The Kid?One drop.
HOGS TO REDUCE FOOD WASTE I
Municipal Piggery Declared Equally mm I
Sanitary and More Profitable Than I
Garbage Reduction Plant. B
When food le In such present and |
prospective demand as It now Is. waste I
should be kept down to the irreducible i
minimum and unpreventable food I
waste utilized to the maximum. Do 1
Koaf In ftwwl nuvlriff nrhfln ]
populations pass Immense volumes of^
waste food materials to the garbage
can every day.
The hog volunteers to utilize muni- ^
clpal food wastes In the quickest, simplest,
cheapest and most profitable
manner, or If preferred he will submit
to selective draft or Indiscriminate conscription.
A ready market offers $16
per hundredweight for the end product.
The hog is not a very sentimental
animal, but there has been no end of
sentiment against utilizing him for
garbage disposal. Quite aside from
war emergencies. It Is high time that
this kind of sentiment gave way to
common sense and scientific knowledge,
says the Engineering News Itecord.
If a modicum of the scientific knowledge
required to design, build and operate
a garhuge-reduction plant were
devoted to a municipal piggery, the
sanitary results would be at least
cquully good, while It Is possible that
the profits per ton of garbuge would be
considerably higher.
For years past the garbage of many
American cities hus been successfully
fed to hogs. The practice would have
been adopted In many other cities and
continued where abandoned, had It not
been for zealous hut Ignorant opposition
on the ground that the practice Is
unsanitary.?Engineering News Record.
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MAKE HUGE PROFIT IN GOING
1 I
Two Men Who Bought Old Collection
Expect to Realize More Than
$50,000 on Deal.
Two San Francisco business men
who bought a collection of 2,000 old
coins from the Society of California
IMoueers for $8,000 and recently sold
two of these for $10,000, with the expectation
of realizing approximately \
$50,000 more on the remainder, hare
created something of a Honsatlon
among the pioneers as a result of the
speculation.
The Pioneer society had for years
kept Its coin collection In glass cases
In the United States mint here, where
thousands of persons had viewed It.
Secretary McAdoo of the treasury
department wanted more room in the
building and ordered the collection
taken out. I
It was explained at the office of the
society that It was deemed best to sell jT
the collection for $8,000 rather than
move It Into their building with watchman,
Insurance and other expenses.
Grim Humor of the Front.
v/uee uiu-r mi auucK un(l a Hllgni
advance of the French many German
dead were left on the field. Among
these was a large, fat, red-haired Ger- v
man who had fallen on a hit of rising
ground In a good place for observation,"
says Ernest Pelxotto In "Scrlbner's."
"It occurred to the colonel
that n French observer might be useful
at this point. The camoufleurs
therefore made a most beautiful, fat,
red-haired German corpse?I know you
are too good an artist to see any contradiction
of terms here?and that
night they cruwled out with It to
where the fat German lay. They threw
a rope around the dead man, dragged
him away, and left him behind a pllo
of rocks, and they then placed the
French observer in his place with a
rope attached, so that they could pull
him back."
In Memory of a Japanese Prince.
Most of the distinguished men of
Japan, without regard to party affiliations,
have undertaken to raise a
fund for the erection of a handsome
statue to the memory of the late Marshal
Prince Oyama, commander-hero of
the Manchurlan campaign In the ItussoJ
a panose war. The sculptor selected
Is Taketaro Hhinkul of Tokyo, and the
statue will stand on one of Mi??
sites In the capital?the compound of
the war office. The enterprise Is headed
by Marshal Prince Yninngntn. Fleet
Admiral Count Togo and Marshal
Count Terauchl, premier, and Is an assured
success.?East and West News.
Motorcycles In War.
In the British army 70,000 motorcyclist*
arc In actlra senrlce. Forty
thousand of these are dispatch rid era
and the remaining 80,000 are In machine
gun batteries, signal corps and
convoy service. The machines In as*
embrace every known make and Include
many of American manufacture.
Our own government has become interested
In the motorcycle as an lm- .
plement of war and Is now using them
extensively In the army.
What Could the Poor Girl Do?
Aunt Maria?I shan't take you to
the seashore this summer, Edith, latst
year during the two months you spent
there you were engaged to half a dozen
different men.
Niece?But, auntie, what could I do?
I'd hardly got engaged to one young
man before his vacation would bo
over and he'd have to go back to the
city, and that's the way It went. It ?.
was Just horrid. You can see it wusn't ^
my fuult.
Careless.
He?They've dropped their anchor
aguin.
She?Serves them right. They had
it dangling over the side all the morning.?i'assiug
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