The Lancaster news. (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, September 21, 1915, Page 2, Image 2
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LAUGHING AT SERIOUS THINGS | ***
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Attitude of the World Has Long Been
a Matter of Complaint Among
the Realists. ^
t I
Man y creative dramatists seek to The
draw men and women with remorse- i>l
leas realism. Now. It is exactly this be a
rsmorselessnesB of the artist which . .
gets him into trouble with a number nR
of different sections of our world. He not
Is unflinching in his portrayal, and
men do not like unflinching portrait Geoi
painters. desp
They want the picture touched up utat
by some indulgent and benevolent woe!
philanthropist. The realist refuses to ti
play with what he deems to be the raan
truth. At the time when the younger
Dumas was writing extremely inter- ()
esting though not altogether persua- a ~
sive prefaces to his plays and was one
particularly occupied with some of the factdestructive
activities of modern worn- with
an he made some remarks about the guilt
things we ought to laugh at and the i on I
tilings we ought not to laugh at j poin
"It 1b our common habit In Prance." 1 |aw
he wrote, "to laugh at serious things." sava
It Is often our habit?especially In mu- mn^
leal comedies?to laugh at serious
things. j
But, according to Dumas, the only i and
right attitude is to laugh at things I grea
which are not serious, and which 1 what
make no pretension of being serious. ' creo<
When we are face to face with a; nn g
grave social danger It is a very cu- > (n ,
rious sort of aisdom which dismisses, .
such subjects with a laugh. | *
There is, of course, a touch of ped- e
antry in an observation like this j Indlv
and there was certainly a good deal was
of pedantry In Dumas' didactic at- in tl'
tltude. Nevertheless, there is solid takei
truth beueath, which is very applica- .their
Me to our modern audiences. ajBO
Conn
OLD AS THE ETERNAL HILLS ??pp'
i whlt<
R. E. Morse, the Outlaw, Lurked in judic
Shadows in Garden of Eden, and wreti
is Still with Us. gave
law?
If Adam were still alive he would be
about tho same age as It. K. Morse. ..t..._
i ne
Adam mot him after lie was banished
from the garden of Eden. Eve also Whili
knew him after she ate the forbidien
fruit. Pharaoh must have been
well acquainted with him, as he met As
him repeatedly. Ho was with Joseph's The
brethren a long time after they sold "It
Joseph into Egypt. Saul, David, Solo- the <
tnoti and all the kings of old knew him ompli
well. And in the Now Testament \v overv
find men who also know him. Judas.
ors t
?ho betrayed the .Lord and afterward
killed hiniselr, Peter, who denied his for e
Master, and so on all the way through 'aw 1
the Rible and up to the present time, name
We all know him or have met hlm.lpeopl
Could we by any power annihilate' noble
R. E. Morse, how happy we should right
tnake the world! But no ono cares to' crjmi
profit by the experience of others, and t
therefore all must learn by the one ?
1 ever.
teacher, whose lesson is bitter in the
extreme. thc 1
Experience! If our conscience were have
not hardened, and we would listen to We ti
Its dictates oftener. we might become self
lees familiar with R. E. Morse. Look- shoul
lng back Is the time we see him. R. E. Satar
Morse is always right there behind an(1 (
us. If he would only come out into the j w
open, so we could see him as he is,
we might avoid his acquaintance?the 11 ia'
outlaw, Remorse.?Christian Herald. woul<
that
m.i ? ~ will *
Nature's Crushing Plant.
ity r
A well-known manufacturer of crush- ti(.
tng machinery gives it as his opinion T)i
that there is but one manufacturer
who has ever produced a perfect pulverizing
machine, aud that is the Di- an'' 1
vine Inventor. He continues: "I exam- also
ined one of His machines in 1882. I was may
impressed with the magnificent output subst
of a million tons a day, crushed from iv.olis
coarse to slimes or silt, according to ou|. |
figures given in a report of the United ronf
States geological survey. I am refer- (! ,-o
ring to the great Colorado river. It ,l
generates its own power, with no loss ' 'lin*
of time for repairs, no slipping of tap- bring
pets, no broken cams and no dropping when
of stamp heads?a perfect work from his
start to finish, and a perfect object prav<
lesson for the inventor. I.arge irreg- i,js i
ular rocks are worn into bowlders, and (
from that into cobblestones, and from
<>nhh1r>ntnni>a intn annrt nr.fl aarwt J
Into slime, aud then delivered to
points where the product will do the fh? *
most good for the human race. Tho mini]
immense Imperial valley and various tion.
ether valleys have the finished prod- ind
net from that magnificent pulverizing ,nfin
machine."?Engineering and Mining mob
Journal I with
" " I T|.
Made vVrong Calculation. .
The astronomer Simon Newcomb, ppbjH
once calculated that the maximum ve-.
loclty attained by a body starting with ywr
velocity zero at an infinite distance fj?rf
and passing thn ugh a stellar system 011
containing 100.000,000 stars each five ^T\i
times as massive as our sun nnd dls-1 ;,us
trlbuted throughout a disk-like n
spheroid of certain extent cannot ex- .
ceed 4rt ki'ometers per second Yet Pnr
the star "Groombridge 1880" has a 10 r
speed nearly nine times this value, ["T".
and the massive star Arcturus lias a ?ln
S(1 (
peed prob h'v four times this valua. _ .
Ped
to s
Flour to extinguish Fire. Tne
Tf should i *? a matter of common tors.
knowledge, since hour is always with
In convenient reach, thnt wheut flour lovlg
Is the best extinguisher to throw over Thee
s Pre cense'' hv the spillirg and Ignlta
m MfllHI
log of keroatiie um.
Tl-IK LAXCAST
+ *
YNCHINO IS AS CKIMINAL + * PICK COTTON
A'HKN THK VICTIM IS + + SKI.I. IT
OU1I.TY AS WHEN HE <*
IS NOT. + l ? l ?l I I I M i l"!
+ The Progressive F
III I1 < ? There's the sloj
Progressive Farmer. we wouid suggest
le Progressive Farmer aims to now?pick Cotton
journal not only of good farm- n slowly. Jn the
but of good citizenship. We can- t^e ]mpo.**ti~e o
refrain from saying, therefore, utmost prompt nes
in the now famous lynching in lively summe-1 up
gia recently the whole South, demonstration age
ite all explanations, had its rep-' clarcd in our coh
ion as a law-abiding section "From carefcl <
ully injured. pertain that unci
Ouet>tion aa whether the t,ons a fleld thftt
lynched was guilty, guilty as baleg Qf coUon if
fiend In history, or not guilty at: ber and 0ct?ber
-this doesn't affect the situation mo,e tban ejRht y
iota. We were, as a matter of fleM URtn Dec(,
quite prepared to sympathize Then the rcd.Jred
those people who. believing him gradeg wm ba
:y, wished to see the law inflict , ..
tlier loss to the >
,im its <lirest Penalty. But the ,)a,e8 In Qther W)
t is that it should have been the in8tead of |ck,ng
that punished him and not a .
opens, leaves it 1
ge, unknown and irresponsible , . , .. .
K late fall or early
average loss of ai
e need here in the South to teach nf jts total value.
preach with a thousandfold Tbe utter waste
ter emphasis that no matter our folks in tliis
: the crime may be or what race, sickening. Men, w
1 or color the criminal may be, wjjj WOrk tlirougl
tuatlon can ever justify a mob of summer to kee
usurping the functions of Al- vated amj free fro
ity God and taking a human life, throw away their
need to teach that it wasn't an to pick promptly
idual. guilty or not. that alone vvarmth of autumn
lynched, wherever and whenever be outdoors,
le past hate-crazed men have The farmer's pr
i the blood of a fellow-being on large when he gets
souls, what was lynched was ^be market offers,
the sovereignty of the ancient away by careless
monwealth we have sworn to ing any hard
ort and the civilization of the j_.i ?... *.?_ ...
-- iit'tMivii ny ma ?
> race as represented by our jjet-8 pjrk the cot
ial system. Whenever the vilest (|ien lot's se'l it si
*h has yielded up the life Qod tj,.i?>s in this we
him to any but the soveregin 0learlv to the wisd
1. Authorities i
depression every i
n I. and von. *nil all of us fell . ?
. tress cotton and
down
st bloody treason flourish'd prices advancing
over us." case last season.
rushed on the early
the writer said in an article in ?t Rjx and 8eve?
Atlantic Monthly years ago: ,( wag ,en cont8 ,)f
is not the criminal's right, but e(, what (hen n,
ourt's rights that we need to bale frop to ,)e ,
asize. In his heart of hearts nlantinR time?
man must say with the lynch- 2 Warehousing
hat the rapist is a brute who has (.egg befe ftnd ft s
Ited all human rights. Hut the Rvgtem |g needed
hat we have set up in God's No(jco Mf McljftU
' and in ,ho name of a? the farmers can borro
e?this has the highest and the v#luP of the cc
st of rights, and it is the law's SmUh Carollna ,
to try the criminal, not the noUce Mr Hard,np
nal's right to a lawful trial. Kovernment wlll ?,
is violated whenever and wher- bankg |n financinp
an irresponsible minority usurps warehouses
,owers which the whole people ,o "prpvent tho we
vested in our courts of justice. ba,eg ,Rff om ln u
iced to teach that if Satan himare
ginned?a loss
should commit a crime, we AdamR on paRe 7
d try him in legal form?not for 00(| 0((0 R year to
i s suae, nut ior me saKe oi law ,
alone. This Is sli
order and civilization; not that 4 Nmice alflo
ould ha\e the right to a court ? .
Farmers Union is
hut that our courts alone , ,. ,
, . , , , grade their cotton
il have the right to trv him; and . ,
ton and cotton set
trial by any other body is. and , .
farmers in every
jver be. unsurpation and minor- . . , -
ganize and tlo for
ule,?un-American, undemocra- . .
not in your county
ind unendurable. i ... . k
i It s easv enough
e mob spirit in the South must .
and the. governme
.? under foot. Though the courts a (hoU8anrl m
the pardoning power (which is ?rst thlnf? to do ,8
a part of our judicial svstem), .. . . ,
' own cot ton patch I
sometimes make mistakes, to . , , . . ...
ton picked quicklv
itute the tnob for them is as ... . , ... ?
neighborhood by gi
di as to burn the house over ... . _ .
hold, grade, warel
heads because of a leak in the ,. _
get her: then reach
Our judicial svstem is the foun- . .
J by having a comnv
n of our civilization. Kvery lyn . . _
J ' bankers there and
C weakens that foundation and ... . . ? . .
and then take in t
;s us so much nearer the time (|eniand|ng a state
, no man can sleep in safety in ,,|(.k qulrk,y nn
bed if any mob. however de- ^ ,wplve.cent ba
?d. thirsts for his property or
ife. _
Storms Puzzle
nching in the largest sense? The source of "n
st as wrong when the victim is some measure is yi
y as when he is not. For it is withstanding long >
tubverslon ot law, tne under- uy me most devote
ng of the foundation of civillza- theory is that a pe
that constitutes its deadliest Krner?4ted ironi (roj
. . . ... , . and that the waves
most damnable quality. Let uai ..
the magnetic poles,
of the South have done with the at|vp 8troama whi
spirit, now and forever, and phenomena It ha.
all making of excess for it. that this luminous
I ran only manifest
_. , .. . A. _ atmospheres, and
The Justice of the Peace. . _ .
...... . ' have really be?n
ic Justice of the pea .e has always vpg(,pls from h, ,
the target of criticism and mirth, i .. .
. . ,, practicaily exhaust
very hour, perhaps, a fellow law-.
Is standing in the back of a rural'
> regarding his honor with; The Troubt
ghts that his tongue darea not ut- Men are wltltou
1,/jrd Cow per scored the Kngllsh these days, and at
ce. and pronounced him a man fussy and self-cons
letimes illiterate and frenuently cal part of the wo
led and preiudlced." Wo havo One sees the artist
d of the Justice who, when nsked ror to himself as h?
harge the 'urv, ronlled; "Oontle- congratulates the a
, this has been a long and tedious that he carved it,
for me; I'll have to charee you lost In the love of
ents apiece." A certain dissatl* though a lover aho
advocate so we are told, "moved instead of singing
trike out part of the. evidence.*' subtle poison of soi
motion being put to the sneeta- crept in and peers
v as carried.?Caso and Comment, the picture and frc
[Orating to the Pale and Sickly Piles Cured lr
ild Standard general atrenythentng tonic Votir druggist will re
fK'S TASTKLKSS chill TONIC. drlveBOiil ' iINTMKN I* fail* to cu
la.enriches I he blood .and b-illde upthe a?? Ulnd, Bleeding or Protrt
A true tunic. For adults and children. ?>oc fie fint application giv
Elt NEWS, SKPTEMBKK 21, 1'
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QUICKLY AND COTTON'.
SI.OWLY. +
+ !??I?I?I?I?I?
r-H-l111 > Florence Times,
ariner. Such conflicting iuflu*
jan and shibboleth been at work in the cotl
to cotton farmers that any attempt to forec
i Quickly and Sell ture trend of the trade w<
matter of picking' wlse further than to reclt
f promptness?the ctpai elements which have
s?was very effec- etj to the present sltuat
by * former state cl i reot attention to the pi
nt who recently de-i cat developments.
>mns: 1 The principle element li
abservation we are tion is the declaration ol
ler average condi- absolute contraband of w
will turn out ten allied powers. It Is man
picked in Septem- ever, that the gradual a
will hardly make this declaration so fore>
>aleB If left in the market that Its actual pr
!tnber or January, occasioned no violent fluct
price due to poor seems to have been adeq
bly result In fur- counted by the trade. 1
ralue of two more band order was publish
;>rds, the man who. morning; the news causec
his cotton as it tion and the market yes
n the fields until New York after a tempon
winter, suffers an went back up the trail ur
rouna iv per rem ber sold again at 9 Vfe witl
steady at a net gain of 1 t
fulness of many of A market feature of the d
respect is almost dearth of selling orders
omen and children South from which quarter
i the hottest days ticipated there would be i
p the cbtton culti- lowing the British contr
m grass, and then'der.
profits by failure News from Texas and
when the gentler
was distinctly bull
i makes it a joy to mocb as it indicates m
serious damage resulting
ofits are none too tropical storm of last weel
i the biggest prices been expected. Another
Let him not throw pfoce of news was the state
and delayed pick- a jiigh bank official in Was
3d dollars so much the effect that placing cot
Ife and children, absolute contraband list m
ton quickly. And jn a temporary decline
owlv. All the ar- create no serious situa
ek's paper point dispatch from Amsterdam
om of this course, indicating the serious flna
joint out the great (inn in Germany and the n
reason from "dis- declaration of war by It
flooded markets. Turkey and the extreme
later, as was the ,,f ti,P Balkan swing to
Millions of bales ranks, are taken to indie
market were sold positively than any incidet
ents last fall, but corded that peace in Kur
fore planting end- far distant,
lght a 12.000,000 All of these elements tak
irlnglng by 1910 (>r in<jicate jn no unccrta
that cotton has vastly mor
; is the key to sue- tjian t|ie bearishly inclin
fate warehouseing h.,vo ua i>0ii0vo. There it
in every state. no, |,tng jn the atmcspherc
rin's renort that ....
inui snouici make the cott
w SO per cent of nPrVous The whole sttuntli
tton stored in the -ng 1(p jf cotton strike
warehouses. And j,ra(^G on (jie unnouneemc
c's report that the |i;iK j,oen niade absolute (
tand behind the war the prospect for t
I the crop. market is fair to good.
are also needed Our advice to the cotton
ather damage to lQ sejj onjy
when absolut
le open after the> gary anfj )10ld and store
which Mr. Nathan tjiat ran j,e withheld fronc
estimates at $25,Texas
farmers
ameful. _
,h;i;r?ka~ shighestcr si
and sell both cot- emaMOND
>d in pools?work ^ f,
county should or- vVJ>- <5>
themselves. Why ft.
O 0? J. ^ JP
to blame Kngland -au* for cttt-crntrnt
and everybody Jjia*. >.<u 1'".a.n"?> p:;.i.s iu k
Gold &a??tailU* > xcs, sr. lsvl t/U
iles away, but tn? Ribbon. l ru * rucn. iw
t, ricrVit in our Prvr.r t*t f >?" "1
to get right in oui kmoni? hu.vx i? vii i.h, i<m
l? having the cot- years K^rdrdc-. Or t.; A-'"
; then take in tlie SOLD BY ALL D
?tting neighbors to EVERYWHERi
louse and sell tot
tic market town ^
it tee interview the QOIJT'/
get them riglit,
he whole state l>y
warehouse system. W ^riT>>s.
cl problematic. not- \A^I i ^
cars of observation .
d astronomers. One \
isitive electricity in cj
>ical water surfac.M THw ^
are swept north to ^
Southern Bailwaj
been demonstrated Trade Mark
i nia'ino'ic matter jib0 gouthern Hallway
itself in very rare has adopted a new and
similar phoneme- trade mark as shown abovi
produce 1 in n!r : sign "SR" la aymbollcal to
i the air hm been of the road and the wor
e(j Southern ServeB the Sout
' restive of the many llnee o
the Southern Railway hro
s With Art. of the states south of the
t great droarn-* Potomac and east of the
*t la elaborate ni. rivet*.
clou. Tlie toc .n I T*"" '? h"dl' * ?'? <
rk I. orcdoclnoo. *> ?*???".
, South that is not oonnecte
t holding up a .?.?? balftQce of the gouth> eith
? works Pygnialiot by tbe gouthern Railway's
tatuo upon the ism , or by sleeping car lines
, instead of hel"" roads In connection with
creating It r Railway, via some adjacei
uld sing of * irv'r , point. On this account th?
of his lad-'. The Southern 8erve? the 8<
f-adverti i m i adopted as being appropi
like a sntv- Yon ! Southern Hallway spe
, ; $200,000 a year in advei
Mn '' a great deal of this adv<
~~ done in the Northern, E
i 6 to 14 Days I western sections of the co
tund moaey il PA7..J t0 attract people into the
re any cn?e of Itrhinr. ' _u ?# .v.. _
idIt.*Mle?lnCloHd.V?. I ?n " ' ?f th " ?
e? uait and Rest. soe. i trade mark will appear h
915.
Varied Kxpericnre.
South. Carolina's experien
* the liquor problem has been li
varied. The last form In v
has been handled has been 1
ences have option In the counties, those
:ou market Birlng being allowed to open
ast tbe fu- pensarles. The new law is sta
>uld be un- In Its scope and will mean th<
e the prln- lng out of all dispensaries
> contrlbut- state.
ion and to It is said the law is so draw
eeent logi- leave "but few loop-holes."
The results 6f this election
i the situa- surprising to many, that is >
' cotton as gard to the size of the major
nr hv th? only goes further to show th
7* . of public sentiment the count:
68 ' now- ?charlotte News,
pproach of
varned the Stoaoxraphers Organize
omulgation Columbia, Sept. 16.?The
uatlon and tary of state today issued a
uately dls- to the South Carolina Sh<
'he contra- Writers' Association. The
ed Sunday are: John J. Brennen of !
I no sensa- president; J. W. Wingato of
iterday in i town, vice president, and tri
ary decline and Krnest L. Allen, secretar,
itil Decern- first meeting of the associati
h the close be held in Columbia on Tha
o 3 points, ing Day.
ay was the
from the
it was ana
rush folaband
or- ' f
srrt ' | ^teato?al?
fi&ofii? <gvj8
k than had L . . ?
steadying
iment from || The constant stn
rr,H?e factory work very
ight result results in Heada
but would: a ^ , . ?
t ion The J u Backaches and 1
. likewise. I Aches, and also >
ncial siua- I XT
ews of the ens the Nerves.
"LuZI;! DR. MILESn'lk"1
ANTI-PAIN PI
ate more
ZXZ | will quickly reliev
Nerves, or Pain, 1
In" manner j Dr- M"?'
:/'r;r,5: Heart Treatir
: is very helpful on
farmer I the Heart is overt
on is look-1
. if first box, or b
8 t no lip fails to benefit you,
nt that it I MONEY will BE REFUh
ontraband t
i rllmbinR
i farmer is1 ~ ' ""
ely necesevery
bale y
k the mar-'
?I Y our
fills
r i
A 1WUO 1
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i 2ilue\*y>
of 7,|,? v '
Tf K S V I
r t u t \
^^irre ' when you eat
b b I oTS , ,
r worth and genuine al
- THSTKtr . ,
have 110 equal.
You buy the r
to us. and you
sf\
k/ CITY M
r New | ~
,.S| EVER
1 the name.y M A V J
Hlnv "TKa I
h" is BUg- X
perated by V m
ughout all ?t? 1 1
i Ohio and t
MUriMippijT
5r town of X
he entire f Good Beef Catt
er^dtrecUy % Stall-fed with gO(.(l
own trains f experts; prepared
?1SS % Orders filled RIG1
nt junction z ters; and when it u
> title "The V
>uth" was > KNC
Plato. I
?g | CATAWBA
untry ho as ??
South, and
th!i '
ereafter.
Defense Necessary to Peace.
ce with New York, Sept. 19.?The League '
oug ami (0 Knforce Peace, of which William
.hich it jjowar(i Taft is president, in a Stately
local
. ment Issued here today, declares that
i bo aeate
dis- efficient preparation for adequate nakte-wide
tlonal defense is in no way inconeise
clean- tent with the purposes of the league,
in the but on the contrary is essential
thereto.
rn as to
Women Farmers,
may be The success of women in farming Is
rith re- no longer an experiment, for We can
ity. It point to many brilliant examples of
e trend former clerks, schoolteachers, stery
over, nographers, lawyers and Women of
leisure who are now earning a competence.
many on the road to wealth.
' by reason of their contract with the
secre- soil. If a wotnan will but meet the
charter common-sense requirements that are
orthand ! demanded by the best gardeners and
officers prompt attention to the market
Sumter 'end ?' business there Is no reason
q ' j why she may not earn a comfortable
living on even a fev acres of land.
jasurer,
on wUl CMrvs Soro*' Cthsr RemeUos Won't Cam
The worst cn?c?, rn ni itter of how Ion* standing,
nksgiv- ?re cored by the wunderfot, old reliable Dr.
I Porter'* AatUeptic Healinr Oil. It relieee*
I V?lu !?' Mm' itlie sane time 25c. SOc.Sie*
H
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I CCUPRP PAIN. 1.
"I used to suffer a great deal j
j with lumbago In my shoulders I
|0|lt and back. A friend Induced mr
to try Dr. Miles' Antl-Puin
? Pill* and I nm only too glad to
When bo able to sit test to the relief
? tlint I got from these splendid
axed. pill*- They form a valuable
medicine and do all tUat It Is
OTTLE, clrlined they will do."
, YOUR LEWIS J. CUTTER. A
IDED. Marietta, Ohio.
Appetite
Vo Whetting
our meats. For freshness
11 round deliciousness they
eal article when you come
r money goes a long way.
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VTUIMr^C .
i iiiiiivi tJ X
iOOD |
HIS MARKET. %
le grazed on good pastures or
gram and forage; butehered by
for sale by men who know.
IT NOW by experienced cutoes
on your table you
>W IT'S GOOD.
MEAT MARKET
Phone 210.