The Lancaster news. (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, August 25, 1914, Page 2, Image 2
THE COUNCL
OR WH
1,. D. Chiltls. in Columbia Re
Place?Rathskeller. Jeffer
tel. Bar decorated with red
SEATED AT TABLE:
Thoth Hermes Steep
head.)
Win dropsy Calamity Y
Cicerone Chylaqueous ?
Jotnmeto Ajob Tumbles
('an the Dam nigger Froi
Hen Figgerinonthejob S
JineU Hefore Anybody
ha ley.
STEEPLES: Friends, ye
by order of the Chief: his
troubled. On yesternight he
suit the Oracle on Shnndon
stars are not propitious, lie
say to each, rouse yourselves
eloquence pour forth his vir
vour desires!
MUWHALKY: E loq u en (
thou? Could he but hear In
bound I do hold the thron
watch their eager eyes as
hang upon my words, he we
heart in spite of cries for Sii
cotton blossoms.
STEEPLES: Aye. 'tis tli
blossoms; he sees them
dreams and wakes In frigh
for his Catalogue!
FROTlllNEIt: Aye, the
ni.i |, ,llir n?
mi- i ? inn-. > ?Could
1 but have it all unto
would pour forth my theme
?>r: but ho hath claimed the
use it lirst: and yet. he w i 1
as 1 advise. It is too sin
seechingly 1 prayed hat h
paint it large and lumiuov
upon ship's canvas! Mnk
damned faces black and
their thick lips curled with
cunning and their white eye
ing with malevolence, and
scorpion's tongue depict the
ing. Alas, alas, lie is too w
SMKLLY: Surely our d
lost his nerve. It is the tint*
ton blossoms: true. I waul
to see them in the field, rat
so profusely on men's coats,
would but keep his nerve
himself from that wild da!
Clairvoyant, and come to v
speak and see me shake n
locks, he would not^
STEEPLES: Cease thy
Smelley. Little 'tis, 'tis t
ow'st thou not to him all tha
i- A violent knocking at tin
p answered by the bar tender.
angriiy:
Let me in!
Enter, Jockey Gettherea
Ichirdi.
ICHARDS: What meant
councils to which I am ?len
YRBY: It is a meeting
Governor's friends, avaunt
tcrloper!
ICHARDS: Friend, it is
1 come
SINS: Methinks it is r:
the whole thy maw is set?
ICHARDS: Not for mvt
assure you. As ye well kn
not meet that I, an Elder:
hlbitionist. should he in
hallowed place; hut 'tis for
Chief. I make the sacrifice
distre-'t: a distemper po--<
mind tilling it with dark for
Wen me, his dearest friend
not know, making face- wli
pro;' hod crying that In s
tish. And when 1 vowed
friendship, he hogged. "If
friend, shut out from my -i|
damned cotton blossoms. an<
friends to cry aloud for ME
against each other." So.
Yrby, this is the messrgc
will thou not for him ce
harsh berailments?
YRBY: Friends, hear tl
just loose from the Jones <
pray thee capture him for
says he is an Elder! A I'n
ist! Ha, ha. ha! My sides
from this excessive laught
say'st thou art his deares
Thou 'leventh hour convert:
lower of the camp! 'Ti
years have fought the battl
Chief! Tis 1 whose warm f
never chills amid hi- durkc
e'en when the stench of pi
does -on' offend. 'tis I who
nanm most dear; while t
slunk monc the enemy an
thy 11" a Jonesite!
*81X8 Iterate not this
friend Windropsy; 'tis in
o chun < and lie is so pr<
Tomorrow lie i*- put down
tist and make the ra<for
of fair Mercer: a month wil
singing Psalms with lusty I
ask inn for Jim Maffat's j<
later you will hear a shou
ley's camp and loner a eel
Candler's chair. (Jive h
words and ? 8AR-8A-PA-F
TUMRLE8ET: Sirs, t
time for mirth; our Chief
deepest gloom, and e'en ai
shadows fall. Think not
shall Rain in his defeat; I
weakness, his our strength
it a on eh annlhur anooeh
make It vitriolic against ou
foe hut kind and peacefu
each other.
ICFARDS: Aye, tny g<
Yrby. hear'st thou this sail
this sage of reason? He
speak the truth. It dotli
perplex that thou shoud'st
true and faithful lovalty.
YRHY: Canst thou h>
speak the truth?
ICHARD8: Ton my si
art harsh! Yea. I ? ?n
other.
YRHY: Then tell this
for whom in 1910 thou
thy vote.
ICHARDS: 'Tis lo.ig I
r'member but let me calcti
thinka that year I was a I'
/ let?Yea, I do recall, 'tis
voted for myself.
YRBY: For once r d
thou spake the truth: may
do thee good. Now try
and tell how thou dld'st
years ago.
ICHARDS: Two years
years ago? 'Tia hazy, llk?
j do recall a solute pled
i
~ e
LS OF THE CLAN
0 IS WHO AND
to be
churcl
Thi
cord. our Chief?then Tillman came and? servici
son Ho- let me think; how did I vote? Friend Ore
Yrby thou dost ask a question of Res
mine inward self. Upon my life I Rec
les (at do consider it too sacred to divulge M. So
to public gaze. Pre
rby. YRBY: How will ye cast your Sue
(ins. vote this year? intenc
iet. ICHARDS: Hear the man! Have divlsit
I not told noon the house-top how Ret
L II I - Imelly.
* shall vote? Why 'tis my platform. OfTi
ir Muw- niy nourishment, my meat and drink. State
my hope of future life; and yet I am Not
are here not sure hut 'twould be wise to? by Mi
mind is tbose damned cotton blossoms! C'entr
did con- (Aside) Forgive me, St. Calvin, I am Coi
way; the Elder. for yi
bids me STEEPLES: C ease thy bicker- Apt
*! With ',lPs friends; to the task of thy new Am
tiies and speeches. Make them livid flames of Ad.
"cuffy" and Republicanism. Charge, Y.
e sav'st charge! It matters not what, so it by Mi
>w spell- inflame?only save thy head? intent
gs and 'he time is now, or never! Servit
thev* ilo Now the hour growetli late; to thy Uol
tuld take heds. Rut e'er ye lay you down to lle<
uith and s'?ep. offer your prayers to the gods man'*
Cliieco. Sottilc and Farnum?for Kc|
le cotton inore funds, and when the die is cast Fred
in his assemble here again to celebrate or Pa]
t "crying ,0 mourn as decreed. Mrs.
' Me
Picture' Worth Considering. Y. W
ily hope The following health hints from Off
liivself I fhe Columbia State are well worth 1 >i:i
hi paw- considering: 8:0
right to ' plain wholesome food and !>e
1 not do cat slowly. The more your teeth bv K?
ii ii work the lesv muii stomach work-- \<h
. would 1?fiuK at least -i\ glasses o; i Ot!
ls. (Ve purr water oath day. If you are ii. Kri
e their doubt about the water being good. Mrs. .
terrible ,,oU H ! Mil
. ;iU1 clot enough sleep. The aver read.
age adult shoubl sleep not less than Hoi
., 'ight hours. Sleep in a well veil- with
ir nu?an'. li'ated room. Don't sleep in cloth- A t
.|(j. ' ing that has been worn during the tende
lief hath da>'* . .. . ",T<
> for cot- lean your teeth twice a day portal
<1 prefer xxi'h a s,ift brush. If your teeth are Joel
her than go to a dentist. Money An;
vet if lie iu this way is well invested. discus
> hsent Fre<iuent baths with soap and He]
me" the xvari,i water keep the skin clean and cussic
"here we tho bod>' healthy. man.
iv raven ^'wa>'s have one op more win- Ke|
dows open day and night. Dirty air Mrs.
lover hills more people than dirty water. Ad,
rue hut dirty milk and dirty food. De'
. "7. If you are tired, it is rest that (luiiln
, . or js you need. Avoid whiskey and other Fir
\ vninp intoxicating drinks; tliev weaken work,
both mind and body. If vou need a
stimulant, try coffee. effect
. "8. Don't spit on floors, sidewalks He
nvoldwa> . .. .
or in oars. I se the cuspidor. ary,
?th these not U8? "ie Public drinking Re
, * cup. Disease is spread in this way, tions.
of the :-n<' -vou never know what diseases Kb
,1. ... : others had who liav?? used this same Re
' cup. The huhling fountain is al* place
f o ways safe. Ap
?r Pea*? . -jo. Don't neglect coughs and mitte
ither for ro'''s- R >'ou do not recover as quick- "II
ly as you should, see a doctor or go Meeti
.f j (j() to a dispensary for advice or treat- sion.
o i meat." Re
\\r;; tions.
During Honeymoon? Fa
t i'to or Vonkers Statesman K*
j jt' ' ; She How many lump- of sugar ed to
. ' tonight. John?
sseth his n
. , II' (>h. have vour own sweet wav
phodtngs . .
' ho 1}U\ - On
,1'' Ii murder is a crime, what is need- he k<
melled a , wir"
, \\ liil?' nnhoil\ is looking Mexico
thou art , . . . .
eht those has a hoUM> :""1 s(lt- rnvn
,1 ,en ,nv ,lovv " couKti
, When the war in Kurope ends rue*
fri 'i"l "'ere should he bargains in handI
bring" so,m* antique thrones. - ?
S\VKKIM\<; Moltll l/ATIOX.
lis clown
irons I hiMria ChIN All Who < "an Hear .
Puck He /
nhibition- London. Auk. 22.?In a dispatch
i do ache from Amsterdam the Reuter Teleer.
But, Kram Company correspondent transt
friend? mits an official communication from
thou fol- Vienna saying that a new mobiliza- w
s 1 these tion order calls the reservists of the
es of our class, now at work harvesting, ai
riendsliip as well as the reservists of the seost
deeds: oiid class, and the men in the Land- j
u hiic act - strum reserves to the colors for
hold his August 24. ! t,
hou hast The first and secoml class of the 1
d 1 leaked Hungarian Landw.hr hav. been <.rd?
red to mobilize on the same date.
f,?',iov have ;i| o tho recruits of 1 ! 1 4 anil
his hlooil " '??i> I" the Xustrian ami Huni-.lostino?".
rariai. I.anditrnm up to tho aire of
( > a llap ' years.
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I lintl him
Iuiiks and /
laim for 1 / Ev
his is no //
is in tho HSffi //
* his, our if
our
l // I L
rf m I
common ' Ml
1 toward .. . ? -^
>od friend ?f f
at of soul. BBHr sBBBB .VJT I
does hut
i sou I
jfci
i^ib. a H -B\
thou ?
no ^BjMjP8H8P'lc^jBLi
i company I ? (b * ?
(iid'at cast lfl7 l1!
I It s Sbmula
rohibltion-1 H
plain. I WL
? ?.?.? GET THE "
' the effort pi^f 'g 11
once more lit
vote two'gj - ^
Lancaster, b. L.
^^'T5?sRjwt 'iwi"awT"s rltiniiii* ?? - ;
Stftt WMK? '.Vf| T-r |?,?BuiiBSHUiam Oil.
TITK. LANCASTER NEWS, AT
W. M. r. PltOGliAM. j WILL N
il Meeting to l>e Held Sep. Panama-Pa
teml>er 8-4.
following is the program of To the Edli
inual meeting Moriah W. M. U. *n respoi
held with Kershaw Baptist 0,1 August
1 September 3-4: lowing nlgl
irsday, 10 a. m.?Thanksgiving C. Moore, |
e. Miss LUlie Usher. Pacific Inte
etings, Mrs. U. R. Fletcher,
ponse, Mrs. W. R. Thompson.
ognttion of delegates from W. "Answer!
cleties with their reports. Exposition
sentatton of visitors. telegrams
* ? - ? nnultinn ov
ainarv 01 year s worn, ouper- e?v.^.. ,?
lent. Reports of presidents of weighed op
>ns. of postpon
iding of Assoelatlonal Policy. our friends
cial Visitor (a) Message from ^ 's pointe
W. M. U, (b) Efficiency. oiid enori
>n day <jutet hour, conducted travel fro
"8. Joel Brunson, vice president America w
a Division. conditions,
idensed report of our Division e<1 to Calif
ist year. age of the
^ointment of committees. markets of
iiouncements. America, w
lournment for lunch. ly monopol
W. A. conference, conducted man manu
*s. George K. Davis, state super- open for i
lent Y. W. A. Intercession an<l aecei
?e. hibits. Th
II call of Y. \V. A. with reports. 'on we a'
ominendations for Young Wo- seems to si
t Auxiliary. sufferings
|)?>rt on Trrinlng School. Mrs. a,,<1 flnanci
Ellis. advantage
[>er?"The Call of the Girl," t,ie effect
Frank Harper. dance, if si
ssage from state superintendent able.
LA. | "Only fi'
ering for Orangeburg Academy, eign natioi
ilogue by Kershaw Y. W. A. Mhltr. here
10 p. m.? Open meeting. and we ha\
s otional exercises conducted 'oast two <
v. J a bo/ Karris. will proci
ilr<>- - by Dr. J. II. Thayer. plans. Ev
ering. \nnouneenients*. draw, the
<lav D?::!0 a. in. Devotional, thirty-two
I. i'. Howling. tries that
lutes of previous day's session eianorate s
"We coi
I call of Hands and Chapters loyal co-opi
reports. decision, ai
nessage from our state superln- ideratton <
nt of Y. P. S. you of the
'aching the Hible the Most Im- 8ions.
lit Work of the Leader." Mrs. (Signed 1
Brunson. "<
ything New for Leaders, (open ' "l'f
ision.) It is, th<
[iort on Mission study with dis- the Exposii
ins. Mrs. T. Y. Williams, chair- on time.
The first
(iort of committee on literature, tdded, and
W. C. Ellis. are not ye
journment for lunch. them, we t
rational?"Looking to God for 'ZP that tin
ince." will he bei
lancial report of the year's view of t
, superintendent. launch our
ersonal Service," (Its forms and tlon at the
si Mrs. D. R. Fletcher. tim eis air
port of Committee on Ohltu- We hav
(Received standing.) Ron Ray
port of committee 011 nomina- taking 1110
jClpal buslr
iction of officers. tries, and
port of committee on time and,fprp?t se
hope to n
pointment of standing com-i'n tit'8 wa
es. ' 1
ow Can We Make a Hetter SOI'TH (
ng Next Year?" open discusW
port of committee on resolu- Columhi
rewell Service. Lo
cry t liurcli is earnestly request- London 0|
send delegates. "I like
MRS. NKLLK E. SMALL. "Why. I
Superintendent. "Yes; |>
i> tin people <>i Iceland seem to Wheth*
eping cool. Houston I
"Provldi
10 wore <* told in One Day leader of f
.AXATIVi: PROMO Quinine. It.topath* J.T.V0''M
hi <1 llcaJtclir md works off the Cold. '""J' . .
Is r? -i . y if if 'ails to cure " '
o" ea.h t?o*. 2$c IlOt, VOU g
Vnderson College . j
\. For W omen r 1
/"ocu/f>>n:---44*ii^ii? men and
oinen of experience. i.
Courses lead in jj to diftreWiif A, B.
ml A. M \
Diplomas in Music, Art And Kxpresition.
ience niul Art.
Equipment modern and convenient. e*2 acr
'iini>, bu- r.et bail.
Situation idCiU for health mid comfort.
For Catalogue Address
I.> \ 1^ t I'll. I)., .>
fccas ^ *^e iiwr !?
ery Morning
EPSI - C
a At all Soda Fotzna
^ f
[||| tain* or i^aroona^
3 ted in Bottle*.
PKPSI" HABIT. IT WONT OB
.A BOTTLING
It's
.swmwimissi
?"- - ' (I
IT ST 25, 1014.
OT UK POSTPONED. '
riAr Exposition Will l>e
Held on Time. _
tor of The News: SH BT
tse to telegraphic inquiry I
13th, we received the fol-, Ifli
lit letter from Mr. Chas. Br Br
president of the Panama-} W W
rnatlonal Exposition:
san Francisco, Ual.,
Aug. 13. 1914. f-,
Ing your telegram, the | f f
is in daily receipt or many M ^
from friends of the Ex-1 fill M
pressing candid, carefully 1 ? |
ilnlons of the advisability
emeut. The majority of j
i take the opposite view. |
d out, first, that the usual
nous tide of European Pmnnptitinn
m America and South V^OmpeilblUU
ould, in 1915, under war ... ? .
be almost certainly turn- VVe ligilt Oil
ornla. and to the advantExposltion.
Second, the 0H11 bllV.
the Orient and South |
hich have been practical- Sftlact.ari O-r
uzed by English and Ger- ]
facturers, arc now wide inr* "R/rooViino
Vmorltnn manufacturers, 1I1& -iTXclt/IllIlc.
ssible to Exposition ex- lir, , ,
ird, the best export opin-| * W liy IlOl Dl
e able to get at present
iipport the theory that the Pony Contest
of Europe, in commerce
> will react largely to the Ne\V seeds 1
of this country, and that
on the Exposition atten- ClnvPr Votrdl
my. is likely to be favor- V IUNLI, V CICI1
re of the Ihlrtv-seven for-j for fall seedii
us that are preparing ex:ire
eoiu<*rned in this war,
e reason to believe that at
?f these tive, possibly all.
peri with Their original myy m y
en if all five should with- J J I. ^1 ^1
re would still remain fj I V I V
among them tin- conn- UM 1 II ii
have planned the most
bowing.
tut on your earnest and
( ration and support in this L???????
uri believe the future conon
your part will convince ^?
propriety of our conclu- I
rHAULES C. MOORE.
esident nf Kvnositton "
?refore, a settled fact that _ _ ,
lion will he held, and held
shook of the war has sub ^1
although trade conditions I
>t what we would have *
hink oui people now real- I ,?
? ultimate effect of the war III Ill<
lefleial In this country. In
:his, we think it best to ppIIptipp t
campaign for represents- vr,,CHi,c *
Exposition at once, as our . p
eady so Pm'.ted. trOIlS Of 1
e a representative of the
Film Company here now, | Villi '1I*P 11
vlng pictures of the prin-1 J
less houses, streets, Indus- i
objects or interest in dlf- OI1C UD(1 I]
ctlons of the state. We
pallze $15,000 or $20,000 Our
y.
fours verv truly, ? r i
'arolina exposition livery loi
COMMISSION,
. R. Sullivan. Seeretarv. l^rPS
a. S. O.. Aug. 20. 1914.
oked (iimhI to ller.
pinion. rnu
the way that man looks." 1 <l /
ie's positively ugly.*' T|,4? (1..
ut lie's looking at tne." l lit*
it or Not Predestined.
>ost. ,1
ence intended me for a I
ence intended you for a
whether Providence did or
ot ine."
_. | Hav^J
e campus. Gymnasium, I I fort, keep yol
" r.inwwi twni i-rir'^L'" I
I Stove is one
Ianteed to cos
and to give y
My guarant<
to think, yoi
kitchen whei
have to wait
TV V | -vou want at
f ill IjLclp I to stand whi
I I *? S** hot.
Jikk vou anylhini
:t you. I 1
WORKS 1
Pure and Clean
j - *.
-? ? " - " 1' 1 ass?w?
rar News I
:erns Us All
i concerns us.
ir batYtes-witli the best that money
oceries, p/ints and the White Sewly
from ub, and secure votes in the
? '4 tio
win stock, Turnip Seed, Crimson
, Rape and all other kinds of seeds
ig
ETT-TERRY Co.
/G Still Lead
p quality of goods and the exit
service expected by the pa- up-to-late
grocery stores. If
!ilr\siilv ? ruwiniiipr honnnip
7T' ? -
ip convinced.
'phone number is 38, and delows
immediately.
Ii shipment of cakes today.
fARDS & HORTON
ality Store Phone 38
I
fou Seen Florence? *
te ncl time. She is very beautiful.
3 your hofcne, she will give you comi
cool, and lie cheapest cook you can
not afford t\be without her. Autoess
and wickl?s. The Florence Oil
of the wonders\f the world. Ouar>t
you less money, give out less heat,
rou less trouble than any stove made I ^
ie behind every one sold. And just I
i don't have to go in that old hot 'I
i you have a Florence, neither do you l
on the fire to start as you get the heat J
once, saving that fuel and that heat 1
le you are waiting on the other stove 1
Come and investigate, it won't coat
aj to see for yourself.
3. Mackorell
I