The Lancaster news. (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, May 06, 1913, Page 3, Image 5
HUMOROUS &
"Ar Mrs. Bxe?"How often ^lo your 11
housemaids dust?" j I
Mrs. Wye?"Oh, they generally II
go within a week." 11
Mrs. Peck?"I've talked to you 11
till I'm tired, and what good does 11
It do?" I
Peck?"None! You talk Just as II
much as ever." j J
"How many kinds of (lowers are II
there In the world?" ||
"Really, I have no idea. Some II
day I'll get hold of my wife's spring II
hat and count 'em up." I
Hobbs?So you've struck it rich II
and are now able to keep several ll
sevent8? j]
Dobbs?Alas, no?only to hire 11
them.?Boston Transcript. j I
r "She doesn't think much of her II
* J husband." 11
"No?" I
"No, she says even the things he II
says In his sleep are terribly dull 11
and uninteresting."?Detroit Free II
Press. 11
"Do you believe in intensive gar- 11
dening, Mrs. Hoerake?" asked the II
visitor. ''
"Well, rather," said Mrs. Hoerake.
"I spent all last winter raising
one geranium in a soapbox."?
Harper's Weekly.
"The ParvenuB are furious at
that society reporter for saying
'there wasn't a jarring note' in their
last affair."
"I suppose the poor wretch didn't
know they made their money in :
preserves."?Town Topics.
"Here is a story of a Chicago
woman who says that present marriage
laws make woman the slave
of man," said the square-jawed
matron as she looked up from the
newspaper. 1
"Why don't they enforce the law, I
then?" meekly said Mr. Henpeck.? I
Buffalo Express. I
"Where do you hail from?" ask- I
ed an American of a traveler. I
"Where do you rain from?" re- I
turned the traveler. j
"Don't rain at all," replied the I
astonished American. J
"Neither do I hail, so mind your I
own business. 1
"Poetry seems to run in our fum- I
ily," pratted the soulful sonneteer j
to the patient editor.
"Just fancy, my twin brother is
also a poet.
^ "Yes?" commented the editor
drily; "then there is some truth in
the old saying that misfortune never
come singly." ,
Young doctor (breathlessly)?1
am told that a gentleman who lives
in this house has just broken a
leg.
Resident?Yes, you are a carpenter?
Young doctor?A carpenter. No,
I'm a surgeon.
Resident?We want a carpenter,
not a doctor. It's a wooden leg.
The Highest Ambition.
Have you ever set yourself to a
task, with the idea before you that
you would do that tusk better than
anybody else could do it, and have
, you worked at it with that euthusi\
astic pleasure that knows nothing
v but success, then accomplish it
with a satisfaction and a feeling that
you had done it so that the most
critical would approve?
If you have, you have known one
of the great pleasures of living, for
after all if we are not able to get
pleaseure out of work we will never
know what real pleasure is.
it Is more often than not that a
man attacks a task with the sole
idea to accomplish it, to finish it in j
the shortest time possible or even in j
good fashion and do it well; but it j
is the ambition to do it better that j
brings with its accomplishment the f
greatest amount of pleasure.Given i
a job at which we must earn our |
daily bread, and given the know- '
ledge of how we must set about to
accomplish the end, there is often
littjeeise before the eyes of the over- jj
setvr or superintendent, and though j;
the work may be done successfully f
, and well though there may be no \
** room for complaint at the office there I
is still room for improvement in that j
room or mill, and that improvement
will come, not with a radical change
in the methods in vogue, but, in the ;
attitude of the overseer or superin- tendent
to his work.
The man is familar to us all who
starts his room in the morning and j
stops it at night feeling thatnnother
day's work is done feels simply that (
he has come to the end of another
day, and that in the morning it must
all start over again, with the
pleasure of seeing the night come
when his work will cease. It is the l
case everywhere, and it the exception
to find when stopping time
comes that the accomplishment of j
a certain task is looked hack at '
with proud pleasure, and the taking
up of work in the morning is anticipated
because it is going to bring ?
up some new phase of work, some j
new question as to the best way in j
which to accomplish an end, and a
new puzzle to solve. It is the pleasure
of combatting the methods I
and accomplishments of others, the I
reeling of comparing results with '
results obtained by others, and the
constant ambition ever present that
whatever must be done must bedone
better than anybody will do that
same thing that marks success. It
"*r has always been this way, we can \
T-V see it illstrated in the lives of any
of the great men whose biographies
we read, and we can see It illustrated
in the everyday life any success- *
fill man whom we may observe,
and It Is going to he necessary to
the success of our own lives, and the
proper accomplishmelnt of an>
ambition we may have. Textil* ^
Manufacturer.
And a woman either poses, sup-pc-srs UV
or imposes
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SPECIAL 1 A W
CURTAIN GOODS- f % *
One lot pretty colored H
curtain Madras ?"An
Unusual Bargair." going
at the yard only
5 Cents
BUT NOT
DAYS "A
DAY I
Note the ne
goods at sti
tioned on t
it is always
BATH E
Large, thick, and prettily designe
blue and white, and pink and w
value, at each only
White Rugs in same quality, but s
WASHE
Nice size Wash Rags, in porous kn
NECKW
We are showincr now a stroi
beautiful new Spring Neckwear,
some dainty little fixing for the n
thing in this splendid assortment
and Cuff Sets, etc., in white, ecru
tions at 25c and 50c for single piec
sets.
PONGEE(
Pretty Pongee Automobile Coats
and tastefully trimmed. Each c
priced at only
COAT SH
Ladies' new white and black and
stylish, comfortable and popula
priced at only
BOXJDOIR SI
We've just received a nice asso
Boudoir Slippers, with very low
Cool, soft and comfortable. Sp>
PETTICC
Black Satteen Petticoats, a dollar
quick selling at only
d
We are giving;
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to you personal]
SPECIAL J A}
GINGHAMS?
1 case best 6 cents
apron ginghams in
first prrade full peices
and clean patterns IZZZZZZZZZI
specially priced at only zzzzzuzzzz
I cents the yard
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UGS
d Bath Rugs, in white and in One 1
bite combinations, an excellent kin
$1.00 c
unaller size, at only . .75c each
LAGS ^
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it and Turkish, at only 5c each '
EAR
lg line and big assortment of prehe
Nearly every woman likes You 1
eck and you can find just that
of Collars, Jabots, Ties, Collar
and the Bulgarian combina- (
es and at 50e, $1.00 and up for ;fl(>
18c
at (
10ATS
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JI XUUUC Ul CACCIit'Ul IllJltGl'lill ^
oat a splendid value, specially 44But
$5.50 and $10.00 stock
IRTS s^.'ck
efhcie
white Madras Coat Shirts, the patte
r garment. This lot specially p)elin
98c eac^ Style
CjIPPERS Mont
rtment of Ladies' pretty Kid
r heel, in black, tan and red. I
ecially priced at the pair only new :
$1.19 ing, (
3ATS
value,, hut specially priced for Ladk
89c each Ev
Free Ros
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jets and shall be
ly. See display of these usefi
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ot large White Crochel
d we've offered. To gc
)tlicr nice Hand Bags a
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piece 36-incli Pongee ir
its. An excellent valm
mi
)ur stock of Millinery t
msive, but is very stylis
svill do well we are sure
galat:
?asc excellent quality 3
average) in light and
cloth, but having boui
>nly
butter
Ve have recently becoi
terick,> Patterns, Deli
ed a very big line of tl
arrangement and reor
;nt service in this depa
rns
eators
Books (with pattern 1
lily Fashion Sheets ..
gents' furni
Jp-to-date Spring Furn
stylish and comfortabh
jxroras, kSlnrts, Collars
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Spring Coat Suits in
ory suit an excellent va
isters
:ash purch
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ul sets in our shoi
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11 W GAUZE VESTS-One
I lot Ladies' full size 10?
cent Rauze vests.
priced for April at only ;
5 Cents Each
BARGAIN
FREE
SHING DEPARTMENT
ishings for men and boys. Crisp and
) Straw and Felt, Hats, Caps, Cloth,
Neckwear and Underwear.
AT SUITS
i the season's newest, and best styles,
lue at $12.50, $15.00 and $20.00
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H lJLiLl HAND TOWELSBest
prrade 25 cents J
Huck Hand Towels, 3
?specially priced for / I
zzzz=zzz; April, at only 19 i
the pair.
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' HERE
ir attractive
prices ment
forget that
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lND bags
ted Hand Bags, biggest value of the
) while they last at only... .50c each
t very cheap prices.
>ongee
i natural shade. Especially nice for
3 at the yard only 50c
llinery
his season is not only large and com5I1.
up-to-date and moderately priced.
; to buy your hat here.
ea special"
0-inch Galatea (3 inches wider than
dark, solid and mixed patterns, an
lit it at a bargain we have priced it
12%c the yard
ick patterns
ne the local agents for the famous
neator, Style Book, etc., and have
iese> which enables us with our new
der system to give very prompt and
rtment.
10c and 15c
15c
!ree) .25c