The Lancaster news. (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, June 20, 1906, Page 6, Image 6
The Red-Haired Woman.
Protest Against the Jibes ot
Statesmen and Jokesmiths.
Kansas City Journal.
Red-haired women, from the
Titlanesque goddess in the temple
of Iris to our own Mrs. Leslie
Carter, have never lacked tor
devotees or valiant, champions in
the hours of their disparagement.
Indeed, the red-haired women
of all ages have glorified their
kind and have walked through
the world with a queenly grace
all their own. Before the flamant
majesty of this type the far wo
men of the North have bowed (
and the raven-tressed maidens of ,
the South have shrunk. Red hair <
and mastery have always gone |
hand in hand, and even man,
the mightiest of the earth, cring
es in the dust at the feet, of the i
woman whose crowning glory is
aflame. ,
''What would the gentleman do |
if he were to witness a husband
beating his wife?" asked Representative
Gaines, of Texas, of
Representative Stanley, of Kentucky,
in the debate over the
proposed whipping post for cruel
husdands. 1
uIt would depend on the husband
and on his wife. If she were I
red headed, even my Southern
chivalry would not tempt me to <
interfere," was the crafty response
of the man from Ken- i
tucky.
Tins historic utterance in the
<
1.-11. . f *L_ . -i' 1 ?i
nans ui me nations councils lias ^
revived discussion concerning
the red-haired woman and her
preeminent position in the 1
world's advancement. As a test,
a Chicago newspaper sent to the
police court, to find out her po- '
lice record. uYou don't see her 1
in police court. That's one prool
she isn't as bad as the tunny <
men paint her," said one judge. 1
'Either that or she does the job
so thoroughly that her victim
isn't able to secure a warrant, i
'in. -I- - - - '1 >
ni? uiiom who give 1110 ponce i
the most trouble are the ones
rifch black hair. 1 should say
there are ten brunettes in the .
police court to one blonde, and
there are fifty golden-haired women
there tor one red haired
woman." That reduces the per
centage of red-haired victims, in
Chicago at, least, to an almost in 1
fintesimal degree.
The red haired woman can
make an exceedingly good case
from history against her black- 1
haired sister. Mary, the mother j
ol Jesus, had red hair, which I
gave the auburn tinge to the i
meek and lowly Na/erene. Cleopatra's
hair, on the other hand,
was k'as black as Egypt's night."
Sappho, she of tho divine pas
sion, had glowing locks, while j
Lueretia liorgia was as dark as
Iw.r .1 -.1 ur I . 1- 1- ' . >
11V . m-r.iB, tl Mil (. (III I III 11 K (>I I I H'
lovely ml lovable Rosalind.
Dnsb.unon , Imogen, Viola,
Isolde, or?to come right down
to dale?Sarah Rernhardt, without
inevitably remembering then
Carminio crowns they wear? <
, ? I
An Alarming Situation
frequently results from neglect of clogged
bowels unit torpid liver, until constipation
becomes chronic. I'll is condition is unknown
to those who use i)r. King's New
Life 1'ills; the I est and gentlest regulators
of Stomach and Bowels. Guaranteed l>\
Fundeihurk I'hnrmacy, Crawford Bros.,
and J. F. .'.lackey Co. druggist, l'rice '25c.
I
Value of a Newspaper.
1 never took a paper that didn't
pay me more than 1 paid for it.
One time an old friend of mine
started a paper way down South
and sent a copy to me and I sub
scribed just to encourage him
and alter awhile it published an
order to sell a lot at public auction.
So 1 inquired about the
lot and told a friend to run it up
to $50. He bid off the lot at $38
and it sold in less than a month
for $100, so 1 made $62 clear by
taking that paper. My father
4 I 1 4 I A. I
101a me inai wnen no was a
young man he saw a notice in a
paper that a school teacher was
wanted away off in a distant
county, and he went and got the
situation, and a little girl was
sent to him and after awhile she
grew up sweet and beautiful and
lie married Iter. Now if he had
not taken the paper what do you
suppose would have become of
me ? I would have been some
ether fellow, or maybe I wouldn't
have been at all.?B:ll Arp.
ruuu^u x aiagiapito,
111 health makes wealth?for
the M. D.
Ridicule is another name for
the argument of a tool.
Undoubtedly the toper knows
what it is to enjoy reel life.
Second-hand experience in often
!is good as new, and it costs less.
A photographer who takes
children is seldom arrested for
kidnapping.
Even the chronic liar accidentally
tells the truth once in a great
while.
The man who has never found
aut how unlucky it is po.-siuie
bo be is lucky.
Beware of men who pray out
of one side of their mouth and
iwear out of the other.
Ever notice how cheerfully a
woman gives her order in a res
laurant when there is a man along
i o pay t he freight.
Another Way to Get Rid of
Musk-rats.
Monroe Enquirer.
"A prominent farmer of the
county," says the Lancaster
News, "lias given us the iollow
mg plan to get rid ot musk-rats:
'Mix crushed gla s with dough
and then place portions of the
mixture in drains along the creek,
where it will he found by the
little animals.' He says any one
who will try this plan will never
have his bottom corn damaged
by musk rats." Now this reminds
The Enquirer of another plan:
When a small hoy. and preferring
rat-killing or almost any old
1111 it10 noeinn corn, w 1 in xeU
? l)ox of "Rough "ii Knis" in h
cake Ol dough and thoroughly
conked the whole. Then pieces of
the bread were strewn up and
down the creek in the rat*'
"slides'' and ''run - ways."
In about three days' time such
a stench was created Irom dead
rats that it was not pleasant to
g > near the pools in that particular
Held. And not another stalk
ol corn was cut down that season
by musk-rats,
i
Mother's Earl
A WO mo IN MOTHMR'B MAN I WHMN
BURNING AN INBANT, ANO IN TMB
MONTHS THAT COMI BMP OR* THAT
TIM*. |
SCOTT'S EMULSION
BUBRLIMB THM BXTRA BTRMROTM ANO
NOURISH MBN T SO NMCKSSARY TOR
THM HBALTH OB BOTH MOTHER ANO
CHILD.
Send for free umplc.
SCOTT & BOWNE, ChemUtt,
409-415 Pearl Street, New York.
50c. and f 1.00 ; all druggists.
Information Wanted?Whs
is Prohibition?High L
cense ?
Mr. Editor: We want a litt 1
imformation ou Prohibition. W
do not understand this higl
license-Prohibition work. W
know that there are flesh, blooi
and bone in the egsr, but wo d
not believe prohibition?high
license liquor and the love o
the Lord could abide in any oik
person all at the same time 1
it had been in the power of ou
nrohi hifcinn rfthrpaantntiwnn
r -r.v?v?v??M?' ?
good people of South Carolin
would liave been strangled t
doath on this prohibition-high
license liquor.
If the Prohibition goose escape
on so short a route as from Lan
caster Co. to Columbia, the goo
people of Lancaster County ha(
better look out for better mater
ial to ship the Prohibition goos
in, so that Prohibition will nc
be so easily turned into higli
license. We have often heard o
our United States Senators auc
Congressmen being bought ove
by the Republican Party, an
we must believe that our Prr
hibition men were bought ove
with the prohibition-high linens
liquor brand. Subscriber.
How to Get Out Stoppers.
(Prom the Scientific American.
The best way of gettiug a re
factory stopper out of a bottle i
to take a turn around the nec
with a stout string, hold the bol
tie firmly on the table witli on
hand, grasp one end of the strin
with the other and get a frien
to pull the other end. A littl
sawing will soon heat the nec
sulliciently to expand it am
loose the stopper. I have extrict
ted broken stoppers in this wai
with nothing to lift them out b
but a little bit of sealing wa
melted into the broken surfac*
Try rubbing stopper with paral
tine wax.
hissed tne Wrong W omai
St. Louis, June 17.?Judj
Argyle Davis Jones, of Edini
Mo., who whs a populist cand
date for governor in 189G, is b<
itig sued for divorce on 11:
ground that he kissed his wif
believing her to be their nerval
girl. Mrs. Jones says she arranj
ed a trap when Jones had plai
lied to meet the girl in the dii
ing room. She took the seiyant
place, pulling all the blinc
down and extinguishing II
light. She said he held her in h
arms and kissed her, believin
all the time that she was tl
servant girl.
Death From Lockjaw
never follows an injury dressed wi
liucklen's Arnica .Saivo, Its antisept
and healing properties prevent bloc
poisoning < has. Oswald, merchant. <
Hensselaersville. N. Y , wiitea: "It cnr<
Setli llnrch, of this place, of the ugli?>oi>
on hiH ucc k I ever saw." (hires ?'nt
Wounds, Hums and Sores. 2">c at Fuude
burk Pharmacy. Crawford Pros., and J. I
Ma?;key Co. drag atoro.
j ..SPECIAL., j
T^'^'e
- \ For Ten Days we Offer Bargain Hun- \
j. ^ ters Some Startling Values. ?
m 2500 yards 10c Colored Lawns at 5c. C
^ 1000 " 121-2 and 15c White Lawns at 10c. ^
, ^ 2500 " 10, 12 1-2 and 15c Embroidery, pick the lot ^
e J at 81-3 cents. ^ ^ i
d Just received 1 bolt yard-wide Taffeta Silk, cheap at 9
o 9 1.25, for this sale 98c the yard. J {
* We Were Fortunate I'
r f m getting two more solid cases of Hat Samples. In C
0 M these are some worth at least $2.50. You may pick (
a f them at $1.25. Small lot 25c Straw Hats at 10c. m
o ft 100 pairs Tan and Patent Colt Shoes 5.00. Forbush
i. J Oxfords for men, we offer these this sale at 3.75. 24 ^
\ pairs Nullifiers, worth 1.50, to close out at 75c. ^
8 J 10 dozen 1.50, 1.75 and 2.00 Odd Pants, your choice 2
i- v 1.25. 1.25 Pants 98c. 75c Pants 50c. Numbers of W
d ft Suits in broken lots at 3.50, 5.00 and 7.50, worth double m
j ft the money. V
^ 100 yards Barker's Bleach for 83c. Only 10 yards to f
e J the customer. J
>t ft Don't miss this sale if you count values. 2
f 1 Yours respectfully, *
1 1
5 Funderburk Comp'y.tf
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Mississippi Negro Says He Cheap Rates Via Southe^i
Was Born to be Hanged Railway.
. . On account of the following special occu?
) and has no Objection. Kions, the Southern Railway will sell ticket
to points named below at extremely low
I* rates, as follows :
8 Taoksnn Miss Tiiiia 17 A loo To Ashyille, M. G., and return?Account
Jt Oil, MISS, J U110 ll, Alee Annual Conference Young People's MisLewis,
a negro murderer, upon sionary Movement. June 2i)th to Jnly sth.
k ' r 1 lekets on sale July 26th, 27th and 28th,
whom Ihe death sentence has limited good to return until July lotb.
e. f a 1-hlO. Hate, one fare plus twentv five cent*
been passed at IJranton, refused for round trio
j to allow his lawyers to take an To Ashville, N. 0., and return?Account
a J of Convention Commercial Liw League o f
appeal to llie Supreme Court, America.. Jnlj 3>tbto August 4tb. iti 6.
. .. , , . _ i ,i . Tickets on sale July 25th, 2t>th and 27th.
Saying that he is convinced that limned good to return until August wtli. i
d he was born to he hang* d. He Extension of limit to September 3oib mar
^ ? be obtained by depositing ticket with
I- mad? thin statement when sen- Special Agent at Ashville and payment of
. . i , fee of fifty ceuts. Hate, one fare plus twentence
was passed upon hint, add tive cents for round trip.
y ing thai "it made no difference.M To Knoxville, Tenn.. an.l return Ac_
_ ?,.,,, , , count, summer School of the South, Jone
x Lewis killed a while mail under 19th to July 27th, 19(0. Vickets on sale
9. TirUn.n l,? ,.r.,o o l?.? June 17th. 2Jrd, 24th and 3Uth anil July
whom he was working at a turn- 7tll ,4lh and lf)thj limited good to retnm
ber camp. fifteen days f.om date of sale. An eatenaion
of limit to September 30th may tie ob
? tamed hy depositing ticket with Special
. . . Agent and payment of tee of fifty cents.
Terrible Epidemic of Fever in Hate, one fare pins twenty five OctitH for
1. ^ _ round trip.
Ueorgia 1 own. To Lexington, Ky., and return - Account,
e National (irand Lodge United brother* of
Waynesboro, Oa., June 18.? Friendship and Sisters Mysterious Ten,
! . i ,i ? t 1 / July 3oth to August 3rd 1906. Tickets on
. Another death is reported from j?iy 29th and 30th and Angust 1st,
(Jreen's Out to-day from typhoid l*n,it0'1 k<;od U> return until August &th.
9- 1 Hale, one tare plus twenty hve cents for
fever. There are fifty cases ol round trip
IB # r , . , . To Melimhis. Tmin nn.l If-...,-.. ?
tins levor 111 the place of About count, International Convention brother
mn , i i. hood of St. Andrew, October ISth to '21*t.
200 population and there have Tlck-Ut on ^ 0ctober I6th to 1Htbf ,iltlil.
been seven deaths this week. ed to return October 30th. An oiternion
nr. to November Hath niay be obtained by de'
The people are beconiillg panic- positing ticket with Special Agent oud pmy1*
... mi , j. r ,i : ?. ing a fee of fifty cents liate, one tare plus
stricken. 1 ho ladies of tins city tWeuty five ccnta for tound trip.
have raised $160 and pledged To MUwaukee Win and return-Ac*54
1 count, t (fraud Acne Htternul Order ot
another $150 to secure the ser Engl oh, August Mth to isth Ticketaon
IS i-i nil sail- August 1 * til, lltlialid 12th limited
vices of four trained nurses. I lie return August ?2'2nd. Kate, one
' church w ill be used US a hospit 6ue plus $2 otl lor rout d tr.p
IS 1 j o Washington, I >. C , ami r< turn? at'
al and the Waynesboro doctors count, Negio Voting I'eopi.'s < bristian ?nd
g . 1 . K1lucation.1l Congress, July 3rd to Stb. n
have consented to take turns in Ticket* on sale June 29tl.. Jnl> 2nd uiid
,e at tend in tr t lip suflererH 3rd. limited good to return uutil July litb
attending t ne nunerers. luotl An extension of limit to Augnul 11th
, ^M may 1>? obtained by di'|Misitmg tii'ket with
npet-inl Ageut and |>h\iii^ a lev <>t fifty ct?.
? A shoe that is uncomfortable llalo, one fare |>lua twenty llvo oent* for
tll from pinching may be eased bv 'XiKihern Railway iatb.. treat rey.
it laying tt elotll wet III hot water Hujorior piHaenger accomodation a. Ikrat
>d . * . . . . ooachcH. Most ootiveulent tliroui/'i sleo i>0i
acroHH the place whore it pinchOB, 'OK-ciir service and b??Ht dining car sorties
jd changing it as it grows coolers in the world.
at . .. . r... ii For fall imitioulnrs inquire ot any SouthH>
number of tunes. Ibis will cause em ltnilwey Agent, or
*" the leather to shape itself to the '' W.Hunt, lirooka Morgan,
F. ... I?1 V. Fan Agt., A*nt. (ten. Pa* Agt ,
foot.?hiXCIiange. Charleston. 8. C. Atlanta, On.