Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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4 r ? i% % JK ^V> # ''ij^^l ?;# *#/ *'*ear.' Receives Degree Allen Wayne Butler, son of Plant No. 2 Loom Technician and Mrs. Louis Butler, received his degree in Business Administration from Presbyterian College in June. Louis is employed as a Management Trainee with Deering Milliken, Inc. r 4 Commissioned in Navy George Wilkie, son of Mr. and Mrs. Rob Wilkie, was recently commissioned an officer in the US Navy. He will be assigned as a commissioned officer aboard the hospital ship, USS Santuary. He was a 1970 M. S. Bailey Loan Scholar and is a graduate of the University of South Carolina. Mixed Some Coarse . . . Some Fine . . , HOW'S THAT AGAIN? Overheard in a Greenville restaurant: "The service here is lousy, but the food is so bad you don't mind the wait." ?CM? "You pay a small deposit," said the salesman, "and then make no more payments for six months." "Who told you about us?" demanded the lady of the house. ?CM? Teen Age is a time when girls begin to powder and the boys begin to puff. ?CM? The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down friends, side-stepping responsibility and pushing their luck. ?CM? Sign in a laundry window: "We do not tear your laundry with machinery. We do it carefully by hand." ?CM? Sign in photo lab: "Someday your prints will come." Bicycle Safety Tips Bicycle riding is one popular way of combating shortages in fuel, but the truth of the matter is that our nation's roadways were designed primarily for motor vehicles. To reduce the chance of accidents (bicycle-motor vehicle accidents increased 29 per cent in a single year) the National Safety Council recommends the following: Bikes, like cars and pedestrians, must obey traffic signals and signs; Bikes, like cars, must ride with the flow of traffic on the right side of the road; When riding in groups, bicyclists should ride in single file; When traffic is heavy, bikes should V-v tiroll/orl oerncc i n t /?rer?ot i rt ft ct rnof c UU WUIALU ?v,l WO.-) II I Iv I ?)V-V. I I I I OH *-V 1.1 to insure better control; Bikes, like cars, should have a white light in the front and a red light and reflector in the rear; Like cars, nothing should be in the hands when operating the bicycle, keep both hands on the handlebars except when changing gears, signaling turns, etc. CLOTHMAKER l Ijasutl . Some wrth a Different Twiit A group of Army recruits arrived for basic training, and the drill sergeant mumiaaiea mem inorougmy. Vxei u straight," he yelled. My name is Stone and I'm harder than my name. If anybody has other ideas, he'd better get rid of them right now or he'll regret every minute he'll spend here." Then the sarge walked down the line of men standing at attention, and asked each one his name. When he reached the smallest recruit, there was no answer. Infuriated, he roared at the recruit, "Are you ignoring me, son?" he asked. "What is your name " With a fearful whisper the young man replied. "Stonebreaker, sir." ?CM? Insomnia: What a person has when he lies awake all night for an hour. ?CM? Johnny complaining to his father: "For a $750 deduction, I think I deserve more than a quarter." jS3E2M' V *" /^B; y MTM Joins Data Processing Department Bobby Gene Edge has joined Clinton Mills as a Data Processing Programmer, according to Data r> ^ r* 1 m processing manager raui ryson. Edge is a native of Huntsville, Alabama and attended Jefferson State Junior College. He is a graduate of Averson-Draughon Business College. Birmingham, Ala.