Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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6 CLOTHMAKER Tyson Named Data Processing Manager Paul D. Tyson has been promoted to Data Processing Manager, according to Controller Thad Williams. In this capacity, Tyson will have full responsibility for Data Processing Operations, systems, and programming. He joined the company November 26, 1956 as a production employee, and in February, 1964, was transferred to the Data Processing Department. Paul is a native of Arkansas, and is a graduate of Sheridan, Arkansas High School. He served four years in the US Air Force. He was an instructor in Nuclear Weapons Fusing Systems while serving his tour of duty. He is married to the former Betty Sanders. Betty is the Personnel Department receptionist. The Tyson's have two children. NOTICE Due to the Christmas holiday publication schedule and space limitations, the Clothmaker had to hold publication of its employee children until the January issue. G VACATION PA Eligible employees with three or more continuous years of service received Christmas Vacation Pay totaling approximately $149,018, according to President Robert M. Vance. Combined with the July 4th Vacation Pay of $142,391.64, the company's vacation pay exceeded $291,400 for the year. Mixed. Some Coarse . . . Some Fine . . "The most important thing in politics is sincerity . . . whether you mean it or not." ?CM? Know the difference between a psychotic and a neurotic? The psychotic thinks that 2 plus 2 is 5 The neurotic knows that 2 plus 2 is 4?but he hates it! fivr Ad for dachshund puppies for sale: "Get a long little doggie." ?CM? There should be a special watch for taxpayers. It wouldn't tick, just wring its hands. ?CM? Wouldn't it be nice to be as sure of anything as some people are of everything? ?CM? Waiter, holding tray with change behind his back: "Your change is $2.66, sir, want it?" Norman Craven J As A< Norman K. Craven has been named Clinton Mills Accounting Manager, according to Vice President W. C. Neely. Craven will assume the duties previ ously assigned to the Office Manager and will be responsible for all accounting procedures in Clinton. He received his RS Degree in Business Administration from the University of South Carolina in 1961. He has been associated with several leading corporations in the accounting field -J . . ?: . 4 U .. 4...^!..^ uuruig uie puM iwKive years. A native of Orangeburg, S. C., Craven and his wife Barbara and their two children live on Maple Street. Y DISTRIBUTED Vacation Pay is in addition to the more than $145,000 holiday pay for 1973. As previously announced all plants Q will close for the Christmas Holidays Saturday, December 22 at 12:00 midnight. Operations will resume Wednesday, December 26, at 12:00 midnight. fyos&td . Some with a Different Twist Little girl: "Mama, what happens to A old cars when they stop running?" Mother: "Someone sells them to your father." ?CM? Excerpt from a child's essay: "My older sister is getting married next month. She is busy getting her torso ready." ?CM? You've reached middle age when your wife tells you to pull in your ^ stomach and you already have! ?CM? * In Chattanooga restaurant: "Please don't insult our waitresses. Customers we can get!" ?CM? Prospective buyer (inspecting new home being built): "This house doesn't look very strong." Builder: Of course not, we haven't put the wallpaper on yet." oins Company * rrrti intinn Mn nnnar r T ' m mm K