Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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2 Spotlighting Our C These two charming young girls are the daughters of Mr. and Mrs. Wayne Copeland. Leslie is four years old; Amy, one year old. Their maternal grandparents are Mr. and Mrs. Vic Maddox, both employees of Clinton Mills. Their paternal grandparents are Mr. and Mrs. Harold Copeland. HA 1m & * if^sH Gary Jerome Sturkey is the handsome son of Mr. and Mrs. S. T. Sturkey. S. T. is a Lydia weaving employee. Gary Jerome was three years old April 7. Minced, jv/nrr wwr>c , . . jumc nrw . "Got bursitis in my left shoulder," Grandpa complained. "You're getting old," Grandma reminded him. "Maybe," mused Grandpa, "but my right shoulder is just as old, and it's doing just fine." -CM? As usual, the janitor arrived for work twenty minutes late. His angry boss asked, "What did they do in the Army when you showed up late?" "Every time I came in late," the janitor answered, "they stood up, saluted and said, 'Good Morning, Colonel.' " Children ? Samantha Ann Caughman is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Tommy Caughman. She is the granddaughter of Riley and Peggy Gilmer, and Mr. and Mrs. H. A. Caughman. She is the great granddaughter of Giles and Edna Lawson. Allen Crain is the handsome son of Mrs. Carol Crain. He celebrated his seventh birthday April 9. She is a #1 Spinning employee. WJ . . Sent* witti a Different Twist When the backwoods lad arrived home from school, his father asked him what he had learned that day. "Well," the boy replied, "I larnt ta spell taters with a P." ?CM? The last word in preposition-ending sentences was coined by the sick child who complained to his mother: "Why did you bring that book that I didn't want to be read to out of up for?" ?CM? HOW 5 THAT AUAINt From University Law School lecturer: "An oral contract is not worth the paper it is written on!" CLOTHMAKER \ V * y^SiL . * Lisa Michelle Bradley is the charm uif; uau^iiii'i wi cjuuiu rv. uuu jumuhui; Bradley. Buddie is a third shift Lydia Roving Operator. I AM YOUR JOB I am your job. Please take good care of me. Perhaps you don't think much of me at times, but if you should wake up some morning and find me gone you would start the day with an uneasy feeling. From me you get food, clothing, shelter, and necessities. Considering the fact that you need me for so many ^ things, I wonder that you neglect me ^ as you do at times. What if I should slip away from you? What happiness would go along with me? Your folks at home would worry, and your bank account would dwindle. Von would bo forcod In fnrot/n manv things that make life most pleasant. Your clothes would look shabby, your courage would weaken, your dash would depart. You would feel beaten. So, after all I am very important to you. Please cherish me, and take good care of me?and I will take good care of you. jpjTf T Clinton Vlills employees recognized for recent completion of 40-years continuous service at the Old Timers Banquet were left to right Grace Wooten, J. B. Neal, Joe Caughman, President i Robert M. Vance, David Word, and Cleo Lusk. 4