Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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MAY, 1970 Gun. (?/iileOie*i George Robert Strickland, j Jr. is the 16 months old . son of George and Jean- ^ nette Strickland, Clinton j Mills employees. < -/ r Lynn Gibson is also a granddaughter of Mr. Clark ; Me a dors, Plant No. 2 i weaving employee. She is i one year old. I Line ... that the only sure way i to avoid mistakes is to do t nothing? ... that the shock absorb- i ers on buses are sometimes t known as passengers? t . .. that of the many reme/-Jioc tli^t ' 1-1 1 U1V.J nidi WUII i tuic U CU1U, I wliiskey is by far the most t popular? . .. that the best way to 1 make a long story short is I to have the boss walk in? ... that there's no accident j insurance to protect the . girl who pursues the wrong policy? . .. that the only way to 1 get along with some people ; Selected { Ideals may be beyond our reach but never be- > vond our fondest hopes. c Never be in such a hurry 1 to Ret started that you forget where you are going. t I As 1 grow older, I pay 1 less attention to what men say. 1 just watch what they do. ^ ?Andrew Carnegie 1 Nancy Ellen Milam was :our years old May. 2. She ;s the lovely daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Erskine Miiam, and the granddaugh:er of Anne B. Milam and bailie Jnhnsnn Evelyn Jones will be 10 /ears old on May 31. Her nother, Mrs. Willie Jones, is a Bailey Spooling Em jiuyee. Logic s to get along without hem? . . that some of the biggest Tien in our country grew all while they were on heir knees? . . that the man of the lour was once a boy who nade every minute count? . . that there is no better ooking glass than an old *riend? . . that the first city officials of Old New York Nieuw Amsterdam) in 1653 included a preacher, cacher, court messenger, ind a dog catcher? Quotes Make not your thoughts ,'our prison. There is no time so miserable but that a man may pe true to himself. If you spend all your ime collecting money for fear of poverty, you are practicing poverty already. It's what we learn after .vo think we know it all hat really counts the most. THE CLOTHMAKER fjjr Amy Cheryl Coker is the cute daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Jerry Coker and the I granddaughter of James and Dorothy Wells and J. ;j MT ~ 1 c n?ii w. umu v^urrie oauerwnue. t She celebrated her 2nd p birthday on May 2. I Mr. Wells is a Plant No. p 2 weaving employee. mm i Brenda M. Kinard was seven months old May 24 She is the granddaughter r of Mr. and Mrs. Eugene Kinard. Her mother is Mrs. Judith Ann Kinard. Eugene Kinard is a Lydia Wnrphnnsf* pmnlnvpp Iltirkiri tali ng Miniskirts To Stay? Ac- I cording to a recent survey, J{9 per cent of respondents ] quizzed believed that the ? iemale hemline should be lowered. Recently the Dartnell Corporation's publication, "From Nine to Five" for business girls, had an article resulting from Dartnell's survey in which readers' votes were sought on their favorite skirt lentith. Hundreds of men and women responded. One point the article made from the survey: j American businesswomen do not like short skirts. With entire offices polled in many instances, the predominent choice for milady's skirt length is that of 1963 (length that stops at mid-knees). Second in popularity is . 1957's just-below-the-knee < length. The above-the-knee length of 1966 comes in for ( a weak third choice. The in-between length of 1946 is the fourth popular , choice. Hemline with slightest appeal is the midcalf length of 1954. Added 1 the article: "Rumor has , it that a year from now we'll be back again to 1954." < Candy Necole Milam, age ? months, is also the daugher of Mr. and Mrs. Erskine dilam and the granddaugher of Anne B. Milam and vlrs. Sallie Johnson. Latest Textile For the man who must moke in bed, the Veterans Administration hospital in 3hiladelphia, Pa., is prodding Nomex nylon paamas. Hospital officials recenty purchased 135 pairs of jajamas made of the flame esistant fabric that first n a d e its appearance in iviator's coveralls and Som? Coarse . . . Some Fine . . An American and a Dutchman were talking. "What does your flag ook like?" the American isked. "It has three stripes, red. vhite, and blue," the Dutchman said. "We say >ver here they have a conlection with our taxes. We ?et red when we talk about hem, white when we get )ur tax bills, and we pay intil we are blue in the ace." "That's just how it is in \merica," the American ;aid, "except we see stars, oo." * CM * While money isn't everyhing, it does keep you in ouch with your children. * CM * The Army psychiatrist .vanted to be sure that the iewly enlisted rookie was perfectly normal. Suspi:iously he said: "What do vou do for so:ial life?" ' nu " ui-.-i 1 vii, niv niciii uiuant'u. 'just sit around mostly." "Hmm ? never go out ,vith girls?" "Nope." "Don't you even want o?" The man was uneasy. 'Well. yes. sort of." "Then, why don't you?" "Mv wife won't let me, >ir." ' 3 I * 1 Michele Penland is the cute granddaughter of Mr. Clark Mpadors. Plant Nn 2 Weaving employee. Michele recently celebrated her first birthday. Developments later in astronaut space suits. Nomex can resist temperatures in excess of 300 degrees Farenheit. The cost of the pajamas is about six times higher than a conventional cotton pair, but flame resistance and greater durability justify the cost, says the hospital. ya/UiA, . Some with a Different Twist The little boy rushed into the drugstore and panted out "Quick, my father's slipped on the ladder and is hanging by his britches from the porch roof." "But what can I do about it?" the druggist asked. "You can put a new roll of film in my camera." * CM * The battle of the sexes wiii never oe won oy eitner side. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy. Applying for his citizenship papers, Gino was doing all right until he came to the question about the American flag. "What is it," asked the iudge, "that you always see flying over the courthouse?" "Pigeons!" replied Gino confidently. CM * The holidav traffir wac heavy. A man and a woman driver collided at a busy intersection. A nearby policeman walked over, listened to the dispute, and offered this advice to the I 1 1CX1 A. "I'd settle if I were you, sir. After all. it's your word against literally thousands of hers."