Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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8 iHMIJUm* How Do You Like Daylig fc\ ^ t m r i VERA SNOW ?CLINTON NO. 1 Cloth Room ? Cloth Grader "I do not like it because you have to go to bed earlier and it's harder to get up each morning but it does give me more time in the afternoons for things I need to do." m. w WALT MOORE ?LYDIA Hyster Operator (Warehouse) "I like it because I have more time in the afternoon for fishing, and other things that need to be done before dark." Computer Installed? print reports (Continued from page 1) lines per min as the old unit and provides characters on considerably more process- practical illus ing and storage capacity speed can be for expanding uses of busi- strated by o ness information. An addi- printing of p; tional and highly attractive "It- will tak aspect of the new installa- mately one se tion is the significant sav- an employee ings to be realized through and stub w reduced rental expendi- on stream," B flirts: " lio rnntinno^ Said. nil Included in the computer speed is to < programs are payrolls, sales amounts of analysis, production effi- providing tii ciency, inventories, and that could no quality control reports, and efficiently b? other data to aid members means." of management who make Pictures of operating decisions in these stallation wi areas. The Clothmak The new printer can future. THE CLOTHMAKER ;ht Saving Time Change? m 4^ >t^L 'v 4?"*? A' A it- m ii .N 11 \ MARY HUGHES ? BAILEY Weaver Instructor "I like it because it gives me more time after I get off my job to do work at home around the yard and more time with my child in afternoon." i uuiteuuruugn rf rpose of such %* analyze large ? information, nely reports ""^Ef.,C t be prepared _ ?p"* / any other Robert L. White, son of the new in- Mr. and Mrs. Bill White, is II appear in serving with the U. S. Navy :er in the near and has been stationed in Vietnam since November. J. C. CHILDRESS ? CLINTON NO. 2 Spinning ? Roving Hauler "I like it and don't like it. I dislike it because of getting up an hour earlier in the morning. The last hour of sleep is always the best. I like it after I get up 1 T 1 J 15-1 i uccausK i nave mure aayngni alter l get off work to fish." at up to 750 IN VIETNAM iute with 144 best demon hserving the ^-1 HULK HATE U. S. POSTAC IE P A I D Clinton, S. C. Permit No. 59 WHEN YOU CHANGE Moving time can be some often overlooked in the busy ] moving van is the fact that s to your new address unless yc change in address. The Clothmaker will kee interruption only if you let 1 your address. Send or call your change Owens, Clinton Mills Personne include: Your first name, mi( your new address (identified and indicate the Plant and de employed. ii Mixed, Some Coarse . . . Some Fine . . . Doctor: "You should take a hot bath before retiring." Patient: "But, Doc, I won't be retiring for another 15 years." * * * "I don't care who you say is coming. It's MY night to use the horse!" ?Mrs. Paul Revere ? * The lost six-year-old boy ran down the super-market aisles frantically calling: "Dorothy, Dorothy!" His mother finally approached him, chiding: "You should call me 'Mother' and not 'Dorothy.' I'm 'Mother' to you, you know." "Yeah, I know," replied the lad, "but this store is full of mothers!" ? Man and Woman at Marriage Counselor's Office. He says, "Whatsername here says I'm forgetful." * Before television no one ever knew what a headache looked like. ? * * During preliminary inspection at a Boy Scout camp, the director found an umbrella in the bedroll of a tiny Scouter. Since the umbrella was obviously not one of the items of equipment listed, the director asked the lad to explain. The tenderfoot neatly countered with his question: "Sir, did you ever have a mother?" * A LONG TIME "How long did it take vour wife to learn to drive, Sam?" "It will be 10 years this spring." APRIL-MAY, 196B G I YOUR ADDRESS . . . (what hnrtip and nnp ifpm periods of preparing for the ome mail won't follow you iu notify the mailer of your p coming to you without as know when you change of address to: Mr. Truman ;1 Dept. If you write, please idle initial, and last name; as such); your old address; spartment in which you are I Ijasut*4 Soma with a Different Twist There seems to be only two things that are impossible to do; putting tooth paste back in the tube, and getting off of a mailing list. * * * You can tell what condition a man is in if you know what he takes two at a time?stairs or puis. * Hear about the mortician who stole a motorcycle? They couldn't arrest him because he was a licensed Hondataker. * * * Nowadays, colleges are emphasizing education. One university has become so strict it won't allow a basketball player his letter unless he can tell which one it is. The elderly visitor was quizzing t n e preacner's small son. "Does your father ever preach the same sermon twice?" he asked. "Oh, sure he does," the boy answered, "but he hollers in different places." * One good thing about teen - age picket lines: They're out of the cars, off the motorcycles, and walking again! * * Pajama - clad tot calling out to parents: "I'm going iv* any iii^ (jidvcia. nuyune want anything?" ' The Internal Revenue people know what to give the man who has everything: An audit. * Excited child: "Ma. the Browns have a wonderful new invention to give the news?it's called a radio!"