Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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MAY. 1964 CLINTON HIGH SCHOOL ? Lola McCall Mr. & Mrs. Heyward McCall CLINTON HIGH SCHOOL Connie Simmons Mr. & Mrs. Allen Simmons CLINTON HIGH SCHOOL Jl William Woody Mr. & Mrs. Ottie Woody SSS^: A CLINTON Carlton E. King?Carding Mildred R HfllKort Qninnin/t Delores E. McCravy ?Spinnin< Haskell T. Martin?Spinning Earl Satterfield?Spinning Margaret D. Oswalt?Spooling Robert A. Crain?Weaving LYDIA Lonnie D. & Mr. and Mrs. Sidney Oswe of Lvdia Mills Spinning D partment announce the bir ? a !/?.? ui u sun on /\pni mn ai rsaih Memorial Hospital. Mr. and Mrs. Horace Brown of Lvdia Mills Sh< take pleasure in announcir the birth of a daughter. Api Rose, on April 20th at Bail< Memorial Hospital. Mr. and Mrs. Ted Davei port of Lvdia Mills Spinnir i <1 1IIII.-III IJUtcllllf 11 It- |) I 111 parents of a son, Micha Ray McColl Mr. & Mrs. Elbert McColl IV Debbie Simpson Mr. & Mrs. Lewis Simpson LAURENS HIGH 1 Leon Deiti ivir. at Mrs. f red . n/e&m. PRIL, 1964 f COTTON MILLS Delphia H. Jennings?Wea Ina L. McCarson?Weavin g Curtis R. Oswalt, Jr.?Wea James E. Robinson?Weav Doyle L. Templeton?Wea g Arthur W. Alewine?Cloth John C. Foster?Cloth COTTON MILLS Childress?Cloth J'-fc cM ilt Todd, on April 21st at R e- Memorial Hospital, th ?y Mr. and Mrs. Williai Campbell of Clinton Weaving Department E. nounee the birth of a d: ^p ter. Karen Jane, on April ig at Bailey Memorial Hosp Ml -V Mr. and Mrs. Fred B S of Lydia Mills Carding partment announce the jg of a son. Michael Fred id April 29th at Bailey Mom el Hospital. THE CLOTHMA1 nf m Beth Moore ] Ir. & Mrs. Frank Moore Wi Billy Trammell R Mr. & Mrs. Mr. & IV Henry Trammell SCHOOL ! Steve Jackson Deitz Mr. & Mrs. Earle Jacks < Some Coarse . . . Some The major looked up ? " his desk at the first private and snapped: ' really, I ask you, in ci life would you come t ving with a puny complainl ving this? ing "No, sir," was the ving senc| for you." A woman went to bu dog a drinking trough ar salesman asked her il would like one with th scription "For the Dog." "It's not necessary," si plied. "The dog can't rea J my husband never c water." When a little boy whi = sneaked his cap pistol ailev church fired it in the rr of a boring sermon, the f grabbed him by the am n E. started to lead him ou Mills they passed an elderly an- plain-spoken lady, she nigh- her hand on the father's 24th and whispered, "I hope ital. aren't going to punish boy. He's scared the dev mith of more people today tha Do- preacher has in the las . . . vonrs " birth ' on One 3-vear-old's explan iorial for beinj* atop a ladder, e cookies that had been p KER ftl M -arry Moite Cynthia Rollins Mr. & Mrs. Mr. & Mrs. Iliam L. Motte Hubert Rollins jy andy Turner George Thompsoi Irs. Dorsey Turner Mr. & Mrs. George Thompsoi Catherine Roberts on Mrs. Fannie Roberts Fine . . . Some with a Different Twist from out of reach: "I just climbed class up to smell them and my 'Now, tooth got caught." vilian o me Judge: "You are accused of t like habitual drunkenness What is your explanation?" reply, Drunk: "Habitual thirst, your honor." v her Small girl's definition of id the relatives: People who come f she to dinner who aren't friends, le inAfter a five-day blizzard, a le re- Red Cross rescue team was d and carried by helicopter to a Irinks mountain cabin nearly covered with snow drifts. After Knocking on the door, one 3 had rescuer stepped in and said, into "We're from the Red Cross." liddle "Well," said the mountainather eer, scratching his head, "it's a and been a tough winter and I t. As don't see how we can give anvand thing this year." laid ? arm A lawyer met a client who ? you was about to be married. "Let that me congratulate you." ho said, il out "1 feel certain that you will n our always look back on this as t ten the happiest day of your life." "Thank you." replied the client, "but it's tomorrow that lation I'm to be married." ating "Yes," answered the lawyer, laced "I know that." 5 91 I'll lone Wilkes Mr. & Mrs. Boyd Wilkes I m" i Shirley Scott Mr. & Mrs. Noah Scott i BOB JONES UNIVERSITY Marvin Deitz Mr. & Mrs. Fred Deitz What fun can a sewing club possibly have when every member shows up? Remember when "extras" were special newspaper editions instead of a thousand or so dollars added tn the r?Ho? of a new car? The weary shoe salesman had pulled out half the stock and still couldn't satisfy the fussy woman customer. Finally, he mopped his brow, sat on the floor, and said. "Mind if I rest a minute, madam? Your feet are killing me." A baseball umpire was infamous for his foul temper on the field. But what the fans ana piayers cncin t know was that he was even worse at home. He'd beat his wife, kick the cat and paddle his son for no reason But one night he went home in a real loving mood. He didn't beat his wife, he didn't kick the cat and he even tried to get his son to sit on his lap and listen to a baseball story. The boy refused. Which all coes to nrnvp that the son never sits on the brutish umpire. "The man still wears the pants in the typical family," says a business executive, and adds: "If you don't believe it, look under his apron."