The clothmaker. [volume] (Clinton, South Carolina) 1952-1984, October 15, 1963, Page 5, Image 5
OCTOBER. 1963
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Cold Facts About
The common cold has produced
some pretty uncommon
reactions.
To cure a cold, English
philosopher George Berkeley
slept with a barrel of tar
water in his bedroom, while
some r.ngnsn iarmers n c 1 a
live fish to their chests at the
first sign of a sniffle!
Modern medicine has
evolved more practical ways
of coping with colds?and a
good thing, too. If you need
any evidence that this widespread
nuisance is not to be
sneezed at, consider these
statistics: according to a popular
cold capsule manufacturer,
the average American's
three colds a year cost him
$30 and cause him to miss
three to seven days of work
within the twelve-month span.
The cold cash paid bv the
whole nation: five billion
dollars a year in lost production,
lost wages and medical
expenses. And this whopping
figure does not include the
cost of more serious diseases
which may develop in the
wake of a cold: laryngitis,
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ui uiniiiiio. muumi^, pinruiiiunia.
Financially and healthwise,
it's bad business to neglect
a cold.
What is a cold? Since history's
first recorded sneeze
(noted in Egyptian medical
books some 3,000 years old)
man has been seeking an
answer, and scientists still
aren't sure. Most of the available
evidence points to tiny
germs called "viruses" as the
culprits causing the common
cold. When "carriers" (people
rfea*
w i t h colds) cough, sneeze,
talk or touch anything at all,
they spread battalions of viruses
around. The danger is
particularly great in the
months from Januar y to
March, w hen resistance is
lowest and colds are most
severe. Hopeful folklore to
the contrary, there is no
known cure for colds. But
there are many medications
that will minimize their effects,
and some common sense
rules to prevent the "family
curse" from getting a foothold
in your household.
Keep in fon condition.
Three well-balanced meals a
day, exercise to unwind
tense muscles and keep you
feeling fit, eight hours of
sleep?or as much as you need
to function at top efficiency.
Don't omit the regular medical
check-ups that pinpoint
small health problems before
they become bg ones.
Ai'oid qetlinq xcet or chilled.
Wearing raincoat, overshoes,
etc. when the weather looks
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A Common Enemy
threatening ? and having a
spare set of these snifflepreventers
at work in case
the weather changes ? will
help. But if you're drenched
despite all precautions, change
to dry clothes as soon as possible.
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oieer ciear oj corners: tiive
crowds in general and cold
sufferers in particular a wide
berth, bearing in mind that
one sneeze can blast 20,000
virus-laden droplets up to 12
feet at a speed of 150 feet per
second ? and that some of
these droplets will still be
lingering in the air after half
an hour.
Be careful of contaminated
objects. Anything that a cold
sufferer has used ? dishes,
tableware, towels, chairs ?
can be virus-laden. If any
member of your family has a
cold, be sure his towels and
dishes are kept separate from
those used by other members
of the household. Wash your
hands of him ? or any other
cold sufferer you have met
during the day ? bv doing
just that: scrub your hands
thoroughly before each meal.
If, despite all precautions,
you do come down with sniffles,
common sense is still
your best ally. Begin by dis
carding some old folk superstitions.
Alcoholic beverages,
alas, don't help a cold one bit:
rely on fruit juices and hot
tea with lemon instead. You'll
feel best if you partake lightly
of simple, nourishing foods,
concentrating on liquids, and
staying away from gooev
foods and sweets.
Rest, preferably bed rest, is
your best weapon against
these viruses. To make your
stay there more comfortable,
various decongestant cold capsules
have been developed.
Such products are said to reduce
fever, relieve headaches,
and other cold symptoms.
Lay in a supply of cold
cream to keep the skin around
your nostrils from becoming
red and sore, soft handkerchiefs.
and a supply of hooks
and magazines you've been
wanting to read, ("let your
mind off business and personal
cares. "Relaxation of both mind
and body is essential if you're
to marshal vital energy
against cold germs and build
your resistance against more
serious ills.
A sensible program of prevention
... the remedies of
rest, nourishing foods and
liquids, mental relaxation and
11ii-uiciiii' iniu i'l'ileves miserable
physical symptoms?isn't
it better than live fish or tar
barrels?
A floorwalker, tired of his
job. joined the police force.
Several months later, a friend
asked him how he liked being
a policeman.
"Well," he replied, "the
pay and the hours are fair,
but one thing 1 like is the
customer is always wrong."
THE CLOTHMAKER
Spooktacular"
Halloween Set
This is a tale of shadowy
phantoms, of ghouls, goblins,
and ghosts, of specters, spooks,
and spirits . . . the night creatures
of Halloween.
It's also a story of orange
and black crepe paper, choco
late witches and sugary
pumpkins, popcorn balls,
candy apples and caramels,
gaudy costumes, noisy children.
and trick or treat.
Thursday night's Halloween
festivities are an outgrowth
of an ancient pagan celebration.
In the old Celtic calendar,
Halloween was the last
day of the old year and a time
when all the witches and warlocks
held their wicked revels.
It was a day given to superstitious
midnight rites to gain
the favor of the demonic beings
on their night to howl.
Ancient belief even ascribed
to children born on Halloween
the faculty of perceiving and
conversing with the supernatural.
Upon the introduction of
Christianitv. the Hav Wamp
the Eve of All Hallows (hence
the name. Halloween) or All
Saints which falls on November
1.
But kids are kids, and Halloween
is Thursday night. So,
put the car in the garage, hide
the trash cans, and try this
handy satanic survival kit; a
bowlful of goodies, patience, a
big smile, three aspirins, and
one tranquilizer (for extreme
emergencies only).
And remember: it will soon
be over.
The Christian origin of Hallowe'en
refers to the eve of
All Hallows or All Saints Day.
According to the Catholic
theology it is a feast day on
which alms, deeds, prayers
and the sacrifice of the Mass
are offered for the souls of
the departed.
The ancient Egyptians, Romans.
and even the American
Indians had their own versions
of Hallowe'en, believing
that witches at certain times
wandered the earth, killing
ciomcsiic a n 1 m a i s. stealing
babies, and doing all sorts of
evil things. Most of our secular
Hallowe'en customs, however,
seem to have come from
the ancient pagan Druids of
Great Britain, who celebrated
it as the day when spirits of
the wicked dead were transformed
into animal bodies.
Irish peasants started the
custom of going from door to
door asking for food or money.
In Scotland people believed
that women who had sold
their souls to the devil changed
to witches on Hallowe'en.
They flew up their chimneys
on broomsticks, attended by
black cats.
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Kneeling ? left to right ? Mi
Sparkman, James Gregory, Doug W
and Pete Strickland. Standing ?
Allen Kuykendall, Tim Heaton, Ste
Burton, Chuck Lever, Earl Turner, .
Patterson, Dusty Jones, Junior Wri<
Some Coarse . . . Some Fine . .
"The reason we are on earth
is to help others." the Sunday
School teacher informed her
class of small boys and girls.
A thoughtful youngster raised
his hand and asked. "What are
the others here for?"
Husband t o friend: "My
wife is two hours late. She's
either had an accident with
the car. been kidnapped, or
she's shopping. Man, I hope
she ain't shopping!"
There is no man so poor as
he who has only money.
A subscriber in a small
Ontario community was placing
a call to Toronto from an
outdoor booth. The operator
asked, "What number are you
calling from??it's right there
on your dial." The subscriber
replied meekly. "1-2-3-4-5-6n
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/-o-y-u.
Men are born collectors.
First they collect bugs, toads,
and marbles: then girls kisses,
and ties: then golf trophies,
dirty jokes, and hair tonics;
and finally pains, symptoms,
and memories.
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Congratulations:
To William C Marler of
Clinton Weaving and Mrs.
Marler on the birth of a son
on September 12.
To Walter Lee of Clinton
Spooling and Shirley Lee of
Clinton Spinning on the birth
of a daughter. Teresa Ann, on
September 9.
To Vinson and Ladon
Templeton of Lvdia Weaving
on the birth of a daughter.
To William Roach of Clinton
Carding and Mrs. Roach on
the birth of a son.
To Jimmy F.ubanks of Clinton
Weaving and Mrs. Eu
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tchell Roach. Darrell While. Jack
rard, Cecil Steele. Kannad Roach,
lefl to right ? Eddie Chandler,
ve Elledge, Johnny Reed, Thomas
James Roach. Billy Buller, Ronald
jht. and Brian Blackwell.
. Some with a Different Twist
Ulcers are the result of
mountain-climbing over molehills.
The reason why drive-in
banks are popular with
women is that they can withdraw
money from the back
seat while their husbands
make deposits from the front.
"You pay a small deposit,"
said the salesman, "and then
make no more payments for
six months."
"Who told you about us?"
demanded the lady of the
house.
Teen Age is a time when
girls begin to powder and the
boys begin to puff.
The only exercise some
people get is jumping to conclusions,
running down
friends, side-stepping responsibility
and d u s h i n o tVi^ir
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luck.
Mother: "You were a tidy
boy not to throw your orange
peel on the bus floor. Where
did you put it?"
Small son: "In the pocket
of the man next to me."
banks on the birth of a daughter.
Melinda. on September 19.
To Jerry Simmons of Clinton
Spooling and Mrs. Simmons
on the birth of a son,
Barrv Eugene, on September
20.
To Carl Kinard of Clinton
Spooling and Linda Kinard of
Clinton Spinning on the birth
of a daughter. Wendy Melissa,
on September 19.
To George Cato of Lvdia
Shop and Mrs. Cato on the
birth of a daughter.
To Charlton R. Cannadv of
Lvdia Weaving and Mrs. Cannady
on the birth of a son.