Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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6 Safety Achieve CLINTON?"Over WPCC"employees for the award presi w^mm H' , 31 5 ;H . HgJ^ /fcJ^BB_W I LYDIA?"On Behalf of All Achievement Award from De visory group heartily approve Lydia News... Patsy Phipps ? September 18. Cathy Bagwell?September 1 ? 1 year. it. i,. tsagwen?August liH. Nathan G'lstrap ? September 16?16 years. Phillis Ann Frick?August 21?1 year. SAFETY A simple philosophy spelling SAFETY: S tudy the rules, A bide by them F rom start to finish E ven though restrictive T hen you'll guarantee Y ou will not be hurt. 3 jment Awards P (i ir-SyMr -Supt. G. M. Huguley expresses ?nted by the S. C. Department of Employees," Supt. D. H. Roberts ; puty Commissioner of Labor I. J ?s!! m \ This charming lady is the attractive daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Jesse Laney. Judy celebrated her 16th birthday August 24. Mr. and Mrs. Laney are both ] employees of the Spinning De- i partment at Clinton Mills. ( rHE CLOTHMAKER resentations i m m - 1SJ i J L i i < appreciation of all Clinton Labor. I E-**' .:,^B fe-. ' ** PHI^hheecv .3 accepts with pride the Safety . Via. The employee-super This familiar face is that of Reuel Knox of Williamston, S. C. Reuel is a former employee of Clinton Mills. Some Coarse . . . Some Fine . . Some wag has renamed our baseball team the "Centipedes" because they have 18 legs and stay in the cellar. * !<t * * * * * '-it * "Since I became a statistician I've discovered that nine out of ten girls wear a ^ _ii _ yy ^iruie. "And for years I've been thinking that statisticians never had any fun." ft**:****** One suggestion for traffic safety is to have divided Inighwavs marked "His" and 4 Hers." People often find that hard Work is nothing more than An accumulation of easy Things they didn't do when They shoidd have. Alarm Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people who have no children. Dad was getting ready to take his wife and three small children for a Sunday drive when said wife headed for the door, saying over her shoulder: "This time you put Ikn 4.. j T'll nit: nius UlJclLS Ull itllU 1 11 J^O out and blow the horn." si:******# $ Golfer: "Notice any improvement since last year?" Caddy: "Had your clubs shined up, didn't you?" ********* A romantic young man exclaimed: "Just think of it! A few words mumbled over your head and you're married!" "Yep," agreed the older man, "and just a few words mumbled in your sleep and you're divorced." ********* WHY NOT'' Wife: "Will you love me when my hair turns to gray?" Husband: "Why not? Haven't I stuck with you through brown, black, red, blond, and purple?" ********* Forty is a wonderful age, especially if you happen to be fifty. ********* We heard of a fisherman who bought a glass-bottomed boat so he could see the ones that got away. ********* Speaking of Geometry, we know that for every girl who has "curves", there's some clashing fellows who have "angles". ********* There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. ********* Foreman to Sewer Worker ?"This gas is deadly poison. In case it should escape, what steps woidd you take?" Sewer Worker: "Long Ones". ********* THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GRIN AND A CIROAN?IS SAFETY. AUGUST. 19S9 fe-'.r . Some with a Different Twist Sign at a railroad crossing near Colorado Springs: "The average time it takes a train to pass this crossing is 14 seconds?whether your car is on it or not." * * * * # * * * While driving through a small town, a motorist noticed this sign: "Slow Down, School Children Crossing Here. Wait For the Teacher." ********* You're a success if you own the smallest car and the larg est power mower in the neigh borhood. ********* An inferiority c o m plox could be a blessing if the right people had it. ********* One of the highest paid jobs in America consists of standing in front of a microphone. separating the good records from the bad ones? and playing the bad ones. ********* A small town is where everyone knows whose check is good and whose husband isn't. ********* "I wouldn't worry if your son makes mud pies." the psychiatrist said, "it's quite normal." "Well," said the mother, "I don't think it is and neither does his wife." ********* Your "Conscience" is that part of you that begins to hurt, just when the rest of you is "feeling so-o-o-o good! ft******** What you called that other driver may he true, but did you hear what he called you??? If a small baby?a first baby?could only know and realize how very little his Ma P:i tnrtur -ihmit him thou he'd likely demand to be left in the hospital. ********* As the salesman registered in the small hotel?he saw a mosquito crawling across the register. "I've been in a lot of hotels", said the salesman, "but this the first time they ever came down to see which room I was getting." ********* Man who beef too much find himself in stew. JSjSpr, "You don't have to look so superior, we all know you can make a better mousetrap!"