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IN OUR OPINION
College kids don’t mix
with assault weaponry
Clemson students looking for a great conversation
piece at their next kegger are in luck.
The Tiger Town Observer, a Clemson student
newspaper, will begin a drawing next week for an
AK-47 and a handgun, as well as a few hours of gun
training and some instructional literature. The drawing
is being held to celebrate the Second Amendment and
increase gun safety and awareness. Anyone 18 or older
without a criminal record can enter.
We’re a little disturbed by this drawing — not
because they’re trying to increase gun safety and
awareness, but because
They re offering rifle to college kids who
an assault rifle to jj^y setLfree Pizza and
1-shirts when they enter
college kids who raffles.
usually get free tl£" "things
pizza in raffles. hunting and collectors.
An AK-47 seems more
appropriate for infiltrating a beachhead bunker. Now
imagine some goofy Clemson frat guy brandishing a
semi-automatic and leading the infiltration. It’s like
being led into battle by Carrot Top.
Southerners usually help give gunowners across the
country a better name; they’ve been raised in rural
communities and know the importance of treating
guns with deadly respect. Clemson is undeniably
rural, and the winner of the drawing will most likely
be a responsible gunowner or hunter.
But the chance that the winner could be a moron
is a little unsettling. The second prize, a .22 Magnum
Marlin rifle, is a far more logical choice. All guns are
deadly, but you can’t use a .22 to mow down an entire
marching band when you get bored.
The AJC-47’s sheer power is nothing to give away
by chance. We’re glad that responsible gun lovers are
allowed to own high-powered weaponry, but we’re
scared of who might claim the prize.
Increasing gun safety and awareness is a noble
goal; unfortunately, in trying to attain that goal, The
Tiger Town Observer is exercising the same Clemson
intelligence that makes 2 + 2 = COW.
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CORRECTIONS
In Wednesday’s News, Geoffrey Edwards was
misidentified as Trey Goodwin.
The Gamecock regrets the error.
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Bending it like Beckham beats U.S. pigskin
America finally gets
real worldwide sport,
physical challenge
Today there is a rapidly
growing movement in
America. A movement that
is insidious, corrupting
and brainwashing kids. It
is something that can’t be
stopped.
It is the rise of
association football.
Soccer, as it’s known
to Americans, is fast
becoming the most played
child’s sport. Millions
upon millions play in
Pee Wee leagues around
the country. Traditional
American sports, like
baseball and hockey, are
declining in popularity.
In terms of sports, that
means America might
actually play proper
games now. No “world
series” featuring only one
country’s teams.
The USA men’s team
is pretty decent, meaning
that people start watching
its matches against tough
opposition that aren’t
Grenada or St. Vincent.
Despite the U.S. men’s
team being humiliated
by a weakened England
— insert smug grin here
— they have every chance
of success on the world
stage.
But more
importantly,
soccer as
a sport
trails only
swimming
RPROn as the ideal
BRAZIER all-around
r . activity. You
tourth-year 1
philosophy can 10 S e
student weight, build
muscle, gain
stamina and work out
every part of your body.
Professionals run around
for at least 90 minutes a
game. Covering miles of
grass to spend, on average,
a minute with the ball is
insane — so insane that
you might like it.
Intramurals have started,
too, meaning that I’m the
keeper. The backfield at
the Blatt is terrible, but
everyone seems to have
fun. From the cryptofascist
referees, whose judgment
is final, to the overweight
irate English goalkeeper,
we have great fun.
People have told me
that soccer is a girl’s
sport in America, which
is obviously patronizing.
Just last week at an
intramural, the opposition
goalie broke his arm in a
challenge. I felt sick from
a single glance, and every
person on the field seemed
worried. The poor guy lay
there without screaming
or anything.
I guess it’s the whole
physical game without
padding thing. Helmets?
Hot diggity. Cracking
heads together is part of
competitive soccer.
Bert Trautmann,
a Manchester City
goalkeeper, played a
tournament final with a
broken neck.
Let me say that again,
to show how awesome
Bert Trautmann was.
He broke his neck and
carried on with the game.
Undoubtedly in the past
when American football
had 11 guys on defense
and offense someone
played on with an injury.
But damn, a broken neck,
that’s not just cool, it’s
brutally insane.
The world sports of
rugby and soccer are
growing in popularity,
and within a generation
or two, they’ll be up there
in playing time. I strongly
advise you to drop the
pretense that soccer is a
weak sport.
It’s dangerous; it’s
insidious, but it’s here to
stay. I’m incredibly excited
about how good America
could be if the resources
were aimed at producing
a top team. Maybe the
USA could compete in
international competition.
Sorensens got ‘bling-bling, ’ professionalism
President plays active
role in students’ lives,
everyday USC issues
He lives on the
Horseshoe. He plays
with the marching band.
He spends time at the
Russell House. He’s even
on Facebook. Sounds like
your typical USC student,
right?
Wrong. We’re talking
about a man far beyond
your average Joe — we’re
talking about Andrew
Sorensen, president of
the University of South
Carolina.
I’m sure half of the
students on this campus
don’t know his name.
The other half probably
wouldn’t recognize him
even if he rode around in
the back of a diamond
encrusted golf cart with
“Mr. President” painted
on the sides.
This past Monday
night was pretty standard,
until I received an e-mail
telling me I was having
lunch with Sorensen in 14
hours.
n Sorensen
periodically
gathers a
group of
student
leaders
CHASE together to
STOUDEAnilRE ?eet and
„ . discuss our
history feelings
student about thlngS
going on at
the University.
And while this provides
a wonderful opportunity
for students’ input to be
heard, it, in my case, also
provides an even greater
chance to say or do
something stupid.
I surprised no one
by asking him how he
felt about his alter-ego
“Dr. Sorensizzle,” whom
we’ve all come to know
and love via Facebook.
Without skipping a
beat, he proceeded to
describe his familiarity
with and affection for Dr.
Sorensizzle, bling-bling
and all.
I don’t know about
you, but I think any
professional educator
over the age of 30 who
feels comfortable using
the term “bling-bling” is
quite possibly the coolest
person I know.
People complain about
the university all the time
— including myself. But
we have people working
here who truly care about
students, and we should be
grateful for the work they
do, not critical of what
still needs to be done.
Our president truly
cares for and respects his
students. That, above all
else, is the mark of a great
leader.
So on behalf of all the
other students he met on
Tuesday, I’d like to thank
him for practicing what
he preaches — for being
active, caring and for
accepting all of our friend
requests on Facebook.
Sorensen claims he
doesn’t know who’s
behind that profile. But
I would be willing to bet
that he or she is extremely
handsome, intelligent and
charming. Just like the
man himself.
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Y’all should
show pride in
Southern lifey
twangy drawl
Down here, we like our
sub-tropical weather,
hospitable neighbors
For years, I denied
being Southern. When the
infamous “y’all” escaped my
lips, I’d pretend it was just a
fluke; I was too
sophisticated
to be Southern.
But lately, I’ve
begun to like
being defined
as Southern.
IDRRJORIE I don’t like
RIDDLE that my home
Fourth-year State was the
print first to secede
journalism from the
student Union. j d()n,t
like that we’re stereotyped
as dumb and small-minded.
But I love how it can be 70
degrees 12 months a year. I
love when you pass someone
on the street you’ve never
met, and you still say hello
or nod in acknowledgement.
I love that we’re known
for our greasy foods that
spark three-hour dinners,
which inevitably include
great stories. And let’s face
it, as much as we don’t like
to admit it, we love that
“y’all.”
I had yet another
conversation the other day
about being Southern. My
roommate accused me of
emphasizing my Southern
twang over the phone with
my aunt.
And as I was about to
deny my sounding more
Southern, I defended it
instead. I finally realized,
after years of downplaying
my rich heritage that I’m
proud to be from the good
ole South.
I kind of came to the
same conclusion a few
years back when I visited
Seattle. In the presence of
my Anderson-native aunt,
her Northwestern friends
delighted in my Southern
drawl.
T 1 1
i can iiuncsuy bay it
sometimes bothers me to
hear more rural Southern
dialects; the use of “it went
good” or “I reckon” makes
me cringe internally. But,
our accents reflect where
we were raised, and barring
unfortunate circumstances
that may make you want to
forget your birthplace, we
should generally embrace
our accentual distinctions.
Next time you
Northerners say “pop” when
you mean “coke” or say
“dontchaknow” instead of
“ain’t that right,” remember
that some people may think
you talk funny, too.
Hey, without us
Southerners y’all wouldn’t
have half the heart disease
via over-greased foods or
the charm and genialness
of us Southern belles and
gentlemen. And you wouldn’t
have the opportunity to go to
a college with a Gamecock
mascot. You know you like
walking around up north,
wearing the T-shirt with
“Cocks” across the front,
warranting disturbed stares.
Next time someone
accuses me of my accent
getting stronger, whether
I’m tired or drunk or just
plain emphatic, I might get
right up in their face and tell
'em, “You’re dang right I’m
Southern,” smiling daintily
in the process.
Southern gals and guys
out there, embrace your
Southern ways and never
deny them; they make you
who you are, and y’all, that’s
something to be proud of.