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Editor
STEVEN VAN HAREN
News Editor
JUSTIN CHAPURA
Assistant News Editor
JACKIE ALEXANDER
The Mix Editor
ALEXIS ARNONE
Design Director
chas McCarthy
Sports Editor
STEPHEN FASTENAU
Viewpoints Editor
BRINDY McNAIR
Assistant Viewpoints Editor
AARON BRAZIER
IN OUR OPINION
AAAS’financial woes
serve as valuable lesson
One of USC’s biggest and best student organizations
just got a stern lesson in financial responsibility.
The Association of African-American Students
was sanctioned Wednesday by the Senate Finance
Committee for being forgiven a $2,000 loan. As a
result, AAAS must forfeit any leftover funds, as well
as close non-university accounts and never again open
new ones.
We wonder why this had to happen — and hope it’s
not a sign of trouble ahead.
1 he loan stemmed from
AAAS’ inability to pay the
winners of its November
step show — later chalked
up to misunderstandings
about outside funds and
low revenue from the
event. Hopefully, this
is only a sign of a younger administration feeling
growing pains.
It’s a tough lesson — especially during Black History
Month — but it might be for the best.
If the' committee is using AAAS as an example, we
hope other organizations pay attention. Money can be
a complicated beast, and when an organization finds
itself struggling to pay the bills, its members should
ask for help at the first sign of trouble.
AAAS’ Elite Male Showcase will be held at 7 p.m.
Saturday in the Russell House Ballroom. Support
AAAS and show that financial trouble can’t stop a
great event — if AAAS learns to ask for help.
So many students love and are involved with AAAS,
and it would be a disservice for the organization’s
programs to be jeopardized on a technicality. Let’s
hope it was a wake-up call for them and all student
organizations.
We hope this
financial sanction
isn’t a sign of
trouble ahead
for AAAS.
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I cant live without schizophrenic translation
Effortlessly switching
between U.S., British
slang does wonders
Recently, there was a
new discovery in my life.
With my friends, I watched
something original, unique
and almost perfect.
Graphical innovation
and technical expertise
have given us so much.
And in this case, it
was a very funny video
explaining what it is that
Fall Out Boy was singing
in a recent hit.
My friends found it
hilarious, but for me
the humor was double.
How they laughed at the
incoherent babble! The
sad thing is that in my
corner of the world, nearly
all the music is like that.
Seriously, it’s just
mumbled whining. I’m
looking at you, Papa
Roach! Go sit in the
corner until you talk like
an adult!
If someone makes me
a mixed CD, I have to
spend hours translating
words and phrases into
something logical. Music
is supposed to be universal,
but we should be thankful
for small
mercies that
Slipknot
doesn’t
translate into
Maori.
RHRQn 11 gets
BRAZIER worse; 1
c , am really
bourth-year . J
print tlred or
journalism drunk, the
student translator
chip in my
mind breaks. Most of the
time I discuss sports and
confusion arises over the
word “football.”
I do refer to the
American football as
football in conversation.
Usually context works;
if I speak of an excellent
running back’s performance
in the football game on
Monday, frankly you
should know I mean the
armor and padding type.
Otherwise, I’m
probably going to have to
discriminate against your
face.
But the translator chip
is something that’s been
worked on for years now.
I can switch between
chips and crisps and pants
and trousers fairly easily.
Certain skills elude me,
. such as being able to say
“aluminum.” Come on, it’s
“aluminium” for a reason.
Yes, I sound like a 60
year-old fart, but it’s my
column.
And hey, while I’ve got
my crank on, it’s “sulphur,”
too.
One time at a younger
age I read an American
novel with the spelling
“sulfur.” I thought it was
a big mistake that only
idiots could possibly
make, especially with the
editing. Sadly, it was a
false assumption.
It’s not wrong, it’s just
that Americans don’t like
diphthongs and logical
spelling.
If you don’t like it, go
to “Phenix,” Ariz.
But the translator chip
in my head is wonderful.
It makes me feel
schizophrenic; I can switch
between talking to people
from my homeland and
then people from abroad
without a second thought.
It’s like having two
people in my brain! We all
know that alternate voices
in our minds are entirely
healthy. That’s what the
American part says at
least. To be fair, it says I
might need therapy, too.
Happy Valentines Gay to you funda-mentals
If Feb. 14 showed me
anything, it’s that love
shouldn’t be voted on
I didn’t write a column
for Valentine’s Day this
year. What else can I say
about love that hasn’t
already been said by
every other columnist
in the past two weeks?
Frankly, nothing. Unless
I start talking about gay
marriage.
Some guys like blondes.
Some guys like brunettes.
Some guys like guys, and
that’s where the (rhymes
with pit) hits 'the fan.
Millions of people
celebrated Valentine’s
Day this year with their
husband or wife. This
column is for the ones
who weren’t able to.
Several politicians
are pushing for a
Constitutional amendment
to ban gay marriage. Given
the opportunity, I would
gladly push them off a cliff
naked, strapped to each
other in compromising
positions.
The prosecution? The
religious right. Their
case? Marriage is a holy
union in the eyes of the
Lord between a man and
a woman.
OK, that’s
cool. I dig it.
God defines
marriage as
being between
a man and a
CHASE woman.
STOUDEniAIRE hu.ee
Second-year problem With
history that argument
student as far as these
politicians and
their jobs are concerned is
that marriage is a LEGAL
union. Legal, meaning
that thanks to my good
ol’ buddy Separation of
Church and State, the
definition of marriage is to
be defined by the state —
not by what any particular
religion has to say.
But, just for kicks, let’s
pretend we ARE going to
use Christian standards as
dictated in the Bible to
determine who can and
cannot get married in this
country. Why stop with
gays? We have plenty of
other types of sinners we
can oppress! And while
we’re at it, let’s just go
ahead and make sure
non-Christians can’t get
married either.
After all, marriage is
a holy union between
Christian men and
women.
This isn’t Pope George
W. Bush trying to
ban gay marriage; it’s,
unfortunately, President
George W. Bush.
If leaders of the Catholic
Church or the Southern
Baptist Convention want
to condemn or ban gay
marriage, that’s cool.
But the president? Hell
no! Denying same sex
couples the same legal
rights as heterosexual
couples without letting
the people decide is flat
out wrong.
The idea that we need
to amend the Constitution
to define marriage as
being between a man and
a woman is absurd. We’ve
spent over 200 years trying
to write discrimination out
of the Constitution, and
now we’ve got an insecure
Texas cowboy trying to
write it back in.
Everyone is entitled
to his or her opinion. I
for one choose not to
be a part of the group
writing the next chapter
in America’s history of
wrongful discrimination.
Now if you’ll excuse
me, I’ve got to go run
off to Canada before the
torrent of angry letters
to the editor and calls for
my public execution come
rushing in.
IN YOUR OPINION
Hate crime legislation
helps battle injustice
In Tecla Markosky’s
Wednesday column
regarding hate crime
legislation, she made
the point that labeling a
criminal offense as a hate
crime only serves the
purpose of creating artificial
barriers between people,
and because of this, the
label should be eradicated
to not create a new form
of injustice. I have to
disagree.
The fact is certain groups
of people are already at a
disadvantage in the world,
and the prosecution of
unlawful behavior as a hate
crime is a valuable tool in
protecting these groups
from violent attacks and
helping to ensure their fair
and equal protection under
the law.
i-JKe ic or hoc, our society
values certain groups of
people over others.
Due to economic, political
and social barriers in our
world, an individual who
is black, gay or Muslim,
etc., has a much harder
time navigating through
the judicial system than
your average straight white
male.
As such, when members
of these communities have
been targeted in the past
there has often been little
to nothing that they could
do about it.
The goal of designating
certain crimes against
minorities as hate crimes
in the first place is to
show that the judiciary
does in fact care about
these individuals and that
it will take measures to
fully prosecute any crimes
committed against them.
The stiffer penalty
attached to the sentences
of criminals found guilty of
hate crimes only serves as a
message to the population
at large, making it clear
that assaulting a person
because of who they are is
completely unacceptable.
In a cookie-cutter world,
each crime would be taken
at face value and judged
according to its societal
detriment. But in our world,
there is very often more
than what meets the eve.
The fact is that when
Jacob Robida decided to
fire his gun off two weeks
ago, the fact he was firing it
at a group of gay men was
probably no coincidence.
Until the occurrence
of prejudice-based crimes
stops, it is the responsibility
of the government to step
in and try to keep things
fair.
If this means having to
set the judicial system in
favor of the little guy, so be
it. It will be impossible for
any type of social healing to
take place unless the breaks
in the system are properly
set.
JAY WOOTEN
Third-year English student
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