The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 15, 2006, Page 8, Image 8
=__ VIEWPOINTS
C AME COCK
EDITORIAL BOARD
*
Editor
STEVEN VAN HAREN
News Editor
JUSTIN CHAPURA
Assistant News Editor
JACKIE ALEXANDER
The Mix Editor
ALEXIS ARNONE
Design Director
chas McCarthy
Sports Editor
STEPHEN FASTENAU
Viewpoints Editor
BRINDY McNAIR
Assistant Viewpoints Editor
AARON BRAZIER
IN OUR OPINION
Get out of the shower,
belt it outfor 'Idol’
Calling all undiscovered talent and/or oblivious cat
stranglers.
“USC Idol,” a campus version of the popular TV
talent show, sounds like music to our ears — a few fun
nights that could stifle the stage fright out of some
closet divas. The first of three auditions begins at 8
tonight in the Russell House Ballroom and is open to
the public.
Carolina Productions’ incarnation of the “Idol”
empire looks like it will be far more entertaining
than the national version that pulled Kelly Clarkson
and Ruben Studdard out of the karaoke circuit. Our
very own roommates, classmates, intramural partners
and 1 As will be center
stage, soaring to dizzying
crescendos or crashing
like a lead balloon.
Bring lighters. And
earmuffe.
Students should
encourage shy friends
to attend — or even
participate. Everyone’s
heard their roommates belting out songs in the hall
shower, and they might need a gentle nudge to get
on stage and perform. Case and point: Columbia’s
own Hootie and the Blowfish formed after one of the
band members heard Darius Rucker singing in a hall
bathroom in the Towers.
We can only hope the turnout will be equal parts
Whitney Houston and William Hung. “Idol” is only
entertaining because we get to see both sides of the
vocal spectrum.
“Idol” glory, even on such a small scale, could
convince the shyest of crooners to perform at local
bars, which could lead to bigger, better things. Some
students could discover a passion they never knew
they had.
Don’t wait for a Hootie-esaue moment to fall in
your lap. Log on to CP’s Web site and sign up for
an audition. Go give USC your best Elton John or
Aretha Franklin because you never know who will be
listening.
We can only hope
the turnout will
be equal parts
Whitney Houston
and William Hung.
IT’S VOUR RIGHT
Voice your opinion on message
boards at www.dailygamecock.com
or send letters to the editor at
gamecockopinions@gwm.sc. edu
CORRECTIONS
If you see an error in today’s paper, we want to know
about it. E-mail us at gamecockopinions@gwm.sc.edu
ABOUT THE GAMECOCK
Editor
STEVEN VAN KAREN
Design Director
chas McCarthy
Copy Desk Chief
AARON KIOD
News Editor
JUSTIN CHAPURA
Assistant News Editor
JACKIE ALEXANDER
Viewpoints Editor
BRINOY McNAIR
Assistant Viewpoints Editor
AARON BRAZIER
The Mix Editor
ALEXIS ARNONE
Assistant Mix Editor
KRISTEN TRUESOALE
Sports Editor
STEPHEN FASTENAU
Assistant Sports Editor
ALEX RILEY
Photo Editor
NICK ESARES
Assistant Photo Editor
KATY BLALOCK
Public Relations Director
ROSE GREENE
Page Designers
MIKE CONWAY, KATE
FENWICK, MEGAN SINCLAIR
StaffWriters
AJ. BEMBRY, TOM
BENNING, JESS DAVIS,
TIM McMANUS, MARJORIE
RIDOLE, GINA VASSELLI
Copy Editors
CAROLINE DESANCTIS,
BETHANY NICHOLS,
ELIZABETH PARHAM, KATIE
THOMPSON, JAMISON
TINSLEY, KRYSTAL
WEB16ER, LIZ WHITE
CONTACT INFORMATION
Offices located on the third floor of the Russell Home
Editor's office hours are from 2-3 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays
Editor: gamecockeditorQgwm.sc.edu
News: gamecocknewsQgwm.sc.edu
Viewpoints: gamecockopinionsQgwm. sc. edu
The Mix: gamecockfeaturesQgwm.sc.edu
Sports: gamecocksportsQgwm.sc.edu
Public Affairs: gamecockPRQyahoo.com
Online: www.dailygamecock.com
Newsroom: 777-7726 ; Sports: 777-7182
Editor's Office: 777-3914
STUDENT MEDIA
Director
SCOn LINDENBERG
Faculty Adviser
ERIK COLLINS
Creative Director
SUSAN KING
Business Manager
CAROLYN GRIFFIN
Advertising Manager
SARAH SCARBOROUGH
Classifieds Manager
SHERRY F. HOLMES
Production Manager
c. neil scon
THE GAMECOCK is the
editorially independent
student newspaper of the
University of South Carolina.
It is published Monday,
Wednesday and Friday during
the fall and spring semesters
and nine times during the
summer with the exception of
university holidays and exam
periods. Opinions expressed in
THE GAMECOCK are those
of the editors or author and
not those of the University of
South Carolina. The Board
of Student Publications
and Communications
is the publisher o/THE
GAMECOCK. The
Department of Student
Media is the newspaper's
parent organization. THE
GAMECOCK is supported
in part by student-activity
fees. One free copy per reader.
Additional copies may be
purchased for $1 each from the
Department of Student Media.
f.k u. or-s-^a
«_• A ‘fi h'liL.ff VuiVii
jt r*k-- -**jv**_' sm
nfwPi#
Courtesy KRT Campus
Dorit buy self-help books — help yourself
Loved ones, non-dates
mend romantic woes
better than bestsellers
Last week while I was
job hunting, I stopped into
a bookstore to apply for a
job. After briefly scanning
the shelves, I noticed
a large display table
dedicated to Valentine’s
Day related books. At first
I thought it would be those
cheesy romance novels
or even frilly decorated
journals. Nope. It was a
table full of romance-filled
self-help books.
My cynical self
immediately rolled my
eyes. I recalled that “Sex
and the City” episode that
taught us all that self
help romance books are
pointless. It’s like someone
trying to tell you how to
surf in a book.
Now I understand it’s
not that easy to just take
a lead and put yourself
“out there.” It’s as scary
as watching “Jaws” before
you go to the beach.
Eventually you will feel
like a foundering ship in a
sea of sharks with frickin’
laser beams attached to
their heads. And it gets
□harder to
leave the
reef.
But a book
won’t get you
anywhere.
And the best
WHITE to &et
Second. wherever
year print you want t0
journalism be romance
student wise is a
non-date
with a close friend.
Last Friday night I
went on a non-date with
an old fling. He opened
my door and paid for my
dinner. As far as dates go,
it was perfect — minus the
goodnight kiss at the end of
the night. With Valentine’s
Day, the sappiest, most
pointless holiday all year,
a few days later, you might
find it strange that I went
out with someone other
than my boyfriend. You
obviously haven’t been on
a non-date.
If you haven’t I offer you
my own self-help advice.
Go ask that special friend
that you don’t particularly
have feelings for out for
a Friday night non-date
next Valentine’s Day. No
presents or sappy love
poems required.
Last Saturday, once
again I spent the night
celebrating not with
my boyfriend, but with
my girlfriends. We
stayed up until the wee
hours of the morning
watching the best chick
movie, “To Wong Foo
Thanks for Everything,
Julie Newmar.” We ate
Valentine’s cookies and
drank cosmos.
The point is that
Valentine’s Day isn’t just a
day or week for celebrating
being in love with that
special Mr. or Mrs. Right.
As cheesy and sappy as the
holiday is, it is more about
sharing love with all the
people you love. I don’t
just have one Valentine
but more like 10: my guy
friends that I can go out
to dinner with and not
worry about “feelings,” my
girlfriends that I can tell
anything to, my mom and
my boyfriend, of course.
Don’t waste your money
on self-help books. The
answer to all of your love
woes is within your circle
of friends, not some writer
telling you how to stay
balanced from the pages
of a bestseller.
Surf’s up.
Labeling hate crimes hampers social healing
Defining criminal acts
based on victim keeps
divisions between us
Quick! Two scenarios:
Number one: A young
white male walks into
a redneck bar. With
hatchet and gun in hand,
he attacks three men and
opens fire.
Number two: A young
white male walks into a
gay bar. With hatchet and
gun in hand, he attacks
three men and opens fire.
What’s the difference?
A hate crime.
A couple of weeks
ago Jacob D. Robida,
18, walked into a New
Bedford, Mass., gay bar
with a hatchet and a gun,
shot up the bar and beat
three men. He committed
what we know in the
modern media world as a
hate crime.
What happened in
Massachusetts was ugly.
And most definitely not a
run-of-the-mill bar brawl
gone awry.
Robida was a pup. How
do you get so mean so
fast?
But now media is calling
Robida a neo-Nazi, a
hate-filled teenager, and
■a deranged
youth.
Truckloads
of lawmakers
are hollerin’
about hate
TECLfl “s
l*HW Bar'ney
public relations Fr*nk- haS
student called on
Washington
to rise up and amend
federal legislation on hate
crimes in response to this
attack to include gays.
But the term hate crime
is piffle! It has a feeble
definition and is analogous
to an equally redundant
phrase “ATM machine.”
In a nutshell, hate crime
legislation makes the
identity of the victim an
aggravating factor or even
a separate crime.
Sorry to play envoy of
the obvious, but all violent
crimes include malice! All
violent crimes are hate
crimes! And all crimes
must be treated the same!
This Robida kid might
have had serious social
aggressions, but now they
fall by the wayside. In the
legal process a crime is a
crime is a crime. Is the
crime more egregious
because of the selection of
the victims? No.
How can you put
a higher price on the
victimization of one
person over another
person simply based on
their group status?
I refuse to draw a
distinction in victim-hood
based on group-ism. If
harsher punishments for
violent crimes are desired,
then why not include
everyone and make the
consequences more severe
across the board?
It baffles me why a group
that seeks equal protection
under the law now seeks
special protection.
Beating someone with a
baseball bat is a crime. The
race, color, orientation or
creed of the person you
pulverize with that bat
does not matter.
Equal protection means
equal protection.
Hate crime legislation
only drives wedges
between us. It creates
an artificial distinction
between groups and
effectively sets us back
decades.
Is it a bigger deal that
this event began in a gay
bar rather than a redneck
bar? It should not make a
lick of difference.
Winners & Sinners
Lindsey Killdow still
plans to compete in
Olympic skiing after
crashing at 50 mpg last
Wednesday.
Vice President Dick
Cheney shot and
wounded fellow hunter
Harry Whittington
Saturday
>
Cheney should %
study his early
U.S. history;
gain hindsight
Vice presidential angst
continues from political
past, parallels today
“Hey! Cheney shot a guy,”
my roommate said to me the
other night. Seconds later, ^
he told me it was a “hunting ^P
accident.” v'
The last
time a vice
president shot
a man was in
Weehawken,
N.J., on July
11(11 1 1, 1 804,
mcmnnus when Aaron
Fifth-year Burr won
print a duel with
journalism Secretary of
student the Treasury
Alexander Hamilton.
Unlike Cheney’s victim,
Hamilton died the next day.
Not only was Burr’s shot
fatal, but Burr also chose a
much better target.
Burr shot Alexander
Hamilton after a several
year-long smear campaign
by several journalists and
politicians that destroyed
Burr’s political career and
reputation. Some accounts
of this campaign even
involve accusations of Burr
having sexual relations with
his daughter. Shooting the
Secretary of the Treasury
didn’t do much to help his
reputation, though.
While it is debatable
whether Hamilton was the
best man to shoot, (Thomas
Jefferson was arguably worse
to Burr) Hamilton said some
pretty nasty things about
Burr and should definitely
have made Burr’s “Top 10
People to Shoot” list.
But whom does Cheney
shoot? Texas lawyer Harry
M. Whittington. Granted,
everyone’s wanted to shoot
a lawyer at some point in
their life, but there must
be hundreds of people that
should have made Cheney’s
“Top 10 People to Shoot”
list before Whittington.
For example, Cheney’s
former chief of staff, Scooter
Libby, should be a shoe-in
for the top spot.
i ncic is evidence iu
suggest Libby testified
to a grand jury that his
“superiors” gave him the
order to leak the name of a
CIA operative for political
reasons. If that doesn’t shout
“Shoot me, Dick Cheney!” I
don’t know what does.
But some might say
Cheney and Burr shot
people more than 200 years
apart from each other, and
they may deny that Cheney
can learn anything from
Burr. But aside from being
trigger-happy politicians,
they have quite a bit in
common.
Burr was charged with
conspiracy to commit treason
under the accusation that he
was involved in a plot to
create a new nation in what
is now Texas, Mexico and
the western United States.
As releasing the name
of CIA operative is also
treason, and as Cheney may
have conspired to release ^
that name, Cheney may end
up in the same boat as Burr.
Submission policy
Letters to the editor should
be less than 300 words and
include name, phone number,
professional title or year and
major, if a student. E-mail letters
to gamecockopinions@gwm.
sc.edu. Letters will be edited.
Anonymous letters will not be
published. Call the newsroom ^t
777-7726 for more information.