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IN OUR OPINION
Despite political jabs,
funeral fit for a King
Coretta Scott King’s funeral Tuesday was a fittingly
jubilant celebration of the life and legacy of the first
lady of the civil rights movement.
People spontaneously stood and cheered at the
maay mentions of Kang’s accomplishments. Diplomats
cracked jokes. Nary a wet eye could be seen on
television. Indeed, King’s life was something to smile
about, and the rowdy reception she received was far
more appropriate than one sobbing confessional after
another.
But shame on former presidents for using the funeral
A funeral is the
wrong place to
air out political
grievances.
to sling political mud.
Jimmy Carter, during
an otherwise gracious
and lighthearted speech,
mentioned how the
government wiretapped
Coretta and husband
Martin’s phone. It was an
obvious dig at President
Bush and the recent warrantless wiretapping of
Americans with suspected ties to terrorists.
The crowd responded with rowdy applause and a
low, barely audible chorus of boos. Bush smiled and
took it in stride.
Whether people see Bush as the angelic messenger
of God or the devil incarnate, a funeral is the wrong
place to air out political grievances — even if they’re
surrounded by land comments. It’s like watching two
people in a shouting match while everyone else quietly
looks down at their dinner plate — no one else cares.
Save it for “Meet the Press,” and keep the 10,000
strong crowd’s attention on praising a hero.
Bill Clinton said it best as he pointed at the coffin:
“That’s a woman in there.” How right he was. King’s
four children weren’t there to watch elephants and
donkeys spar in the shadow of the funerary bouquet.
Carter should have taken a page from Clinton and
Bush No. 41, who lightheartedly poked fun at each
other for only a few seconds.
But even with some using the pulpit as a way to
spew modern political issues across the pews, a few
inappropriate partisan jabs couldn’t dampen the spirit
of the hours-long tribute.
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IF ALLTHE SPEECHES BY ALL
THE POLITICIANS CONCERNED ABOUT
ENERGY WERE CONVERTED TO
ALTERNATIVE FUELS...
Courtesy KRT Campus
Companies dating policies condemn couples
Favoritism exists in
all forms, not only in
workplace love affairs
I’m hoping that no one
was turned off by all the
mistakes and changed
content in last week’s
column and that readers
will continue to relate with
my relationship and sex
complaints week to week.
To draw you all back in, I
fully intended to write my
column this week about
one-night stands. But
something came up.
I worked at a movie
theater. The keyword is
worked. Company policy
forced me to quit my
wonderful job. Apparently,
it is frowned upon for an
employee to date a manager.
Strongly frowned upon. At
least that is how our general
manager explained it to my
boyfriend, the assistant
manager.
But to me, he said: “This
is something we cannot
have, and we have to fix
it. You have two weeks to
decide, and then I will have
to decide for you.”
I felt like a little kid
getting scolded for doing
a no-no, not like a semi
adult working a serious
job. No, I needed a strong
talking to, something like a
verbal spanking.
My options: quit my
job, get
transferred
to another
theater
and do the
whole new
employee
thing again,
or break
up with my
boyfriend.
Ah, the
tilings wc uu
for love. Sure we’ve only
been dating a short time,
but is it really necessary to
break up over a part-time
job?
I only worked there for
the free movies anyway.
And is it really necessary
to make me quit because
of it?
Companies act as if
favoritism doesn’t exist
already between managers
and employees, even
those that aren’t officially
“boyfriend/girlfriend.”
Take that one manager
that showers her favorite
with excess hours, lets him
slack off at work, leave
early and arrive late free of
punishment.
Favoritism isn’t always
about romance. Guys
have drinks after work, go
clubbing and hang together.
Girls meet to watch movies
or go shopping.
Eventually, companies
will have to face the fact
that people work together
LIZ
WHITC
Second-year
print
journalism
student
and that they don’t remove
their romantic or friendly
feelings just because
they are clocked in. How
many people meet their
significant other in the
professional environment?
Nicole Kidman and
Tom Cruise. Courtney
Cox Arquette and David
Arquette. Jennifer Aniston
and Brad Pitt. Angelina
Jolie and Brad Pitt.
Maybe those aren’t the
bestexamples, butitjustgoes
to show that relationships
aren’t screwing up work
environments. It’s like
dating a classmate. And as
far as I can tell, professors
don’t really have a problem
with that.
Favoritism aside,
managers always worry
about the fallout after a
horrendous break-up.
What happens when he
lies and breaks her heart,
like he inevitably will?
Nothing. If we’re grown
up enough to be in a
romantic relationship in
the workplace to begin
with, then I think we are
mature enough to handle
the post-break-up tensions.
Been there, done that.
Worry about it when
it happens. Don’t doom
my relationship from the
beginning. He really could
be my lobster.
But, oh well, I have to
find a new job now.
Budget cuts leave children., education behind
Governor, president
lack considerations
for future generations
If you had told me a
couple years ago that I
would be walking around
with a South Carolina
driver’s license as an
actual resident, I would
never have believed you.
Never in my life would
I have believed I would
find myself voting in a red
state or living somewhere
other than the great city of
Baltimore. As of a couple
days ago, thanks to growing
prices and pressure from
this university, I am now
an official resident of the
Palmetto State.
While I don’t consider
myself a southerner, I do
vote on the issues and
policies of S.C. So, I find it
only fitting to comment on
these policies this week.
I was reading The State
newspaper yesterday when
I came across a review
of President Bush’s new
budget. It said that Bush
had allotted $63.4 billion
in the area of education,
28.5 percent
less than what
was allotted
last year.
Bush has
been running
around for
the last couple
of months
defending his
ass off against
withdrawal
from Iraa.
and now he has the
audacity to cut education
spending by nearly 30
percent. Supporters would
argue that Bush did cut
defense spending, but only
by 8.7 percent. And if you
look at the numbers, he’s
still planning on spending
$491.3 billion after these
minor cuts. But enough
about Iraq.
My real concern is that
Bush increased spending
for NASA! While only a
1 percent increase, this
is still outrageous. Since
when does the moon come
before our children? Last
time I checked we’ve been
going to the moon and
researching space for about
40 years now, and where has
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BQIDV
Fourth-year
elementary
education
student
it led us? 1 don t remember
finding cancer cures or any
sustainable planets to move
to.
Bush isn’t the only one
taking a swing at education,
though. Let’s not forget
S.C. and concerns of
children here. I did some
research and found that
Gov. Sanford recently
vetoed $ 3 0 million in higher
education spending. I can’t
think all of this cutting back
in the “Corridor of Shame”
is really helping things.
Outside education it
seems that during Sanford’s
term, the unemployment
rate has increased 6.6
percent. Time magazine
ranked Sanford as one of
the three worst governors
in the nation.
I’m quite proud to be a
S.C. resident, and I’d like
to think this state has a
great future. As a mass of
highly educated people, it’s
our responsibility to make
informed decisions. Now,
I’m new here, and I’m only
going on the facts, but next
election you probably won’t
see me checking Sanford’s
name.
Winners & Sinners
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U.S., Indonesian and m
Australian scientists ■
found a “Lost World” in
an Indonesian mountain
jungle.
Jacob Robida — he
allegedly attacked and
shot three men in a gay
bar.
Humor helps *
heart ignore
heavy holiday
hullaba-lues
Valentine’s Day leaves
singles cracking jokes
as defense mechanisms
Valentine’s Day is next
week. Many of you have
romantic plans with the one
you pretend to love. But some *
of you, I’m sure, are single
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trouble finding
a remotely
enjoyable way
to spend the
holiday. With a
sense of humor
and * massive
amounts of
alcohol, this
holiday can
almost be
tolerable.
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mcmnnus
Fifth-year
print
journalism
student
1
remaps uic ucm. way
to demonstrate a sense of
humor is through jokes. And '
thus, making jokes abouf.
being single on a holiday
specifically designed to make
single people feel bad is a
good way to enjoy the day,
be happy and stick it to the
man.
While my love for women
fades like a hangover on a
Tuesday afternoon, my love
for bad jokes is everlasting
— especially those of the
“yo’ mama” genre. And a
good way to change one of
these jokes into a Valentine’s
Day humor extravaganza is
to focus the joke on the lot
points of your love life. This
can be seen in the joke “Yo’
ex-girlfriend is so bigoted
that she dumped you after six
months because she decided
she couldn’t date someone of
a different religion.”
Deciding that you can’t
date someone of a different
religion is not bigoted, of
course, but deciding that
after six months of dating is
bad form.
At this point, I would just
like to say that I hope none
of my exes read this column
— but luckily for me, non
of them read.
Another classic joke format
is the questdon-and-answer
)—
Person One: “Did you
hear about the girl who could
remain attracted to Tim
McManus for more than a
few months?”
Person Two: “No.”
Person One: “Neither did
I.”
And if reading British
comedies for theatre classes
has taught me anything,
which it hasn’t, it would be
that someone attempting
desperately to do something
and failing is a great sourc
for humor. So, over the next
week, remember to have no
shame in your attempts to get
someone to go out with you
by Feb. 14, then sit back and
enjoy the comical mishaps.
Ask out that sex columnist
you share the op-ed page
with or that student your
co-workers at the astronomy
center accuse you of flirting
with — we’ve all been there.
And, if you’re like me, you’ll
probably fail and end up with
a slap to the face, or worse.
There’s no reason why you
can’t have a nice laugh befoi
drinking yourself into a state
of oblivion.
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