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IN OUR OPINION
Health program aside,
students can shape up
It’s time to shape up, USC.
The Greater Columbia Shrinkdown, an eight-week
program designed to help Midlands residents slim
down and stay informed about their personal health,
began Monday at the Colonial Center. (Quick fact
check — we’re all Midlands residents.)
If only it were mandatory to be this smart.
Having a free posse of fitness-minded people help
you get healthy is pretty cool. Getting a weekly check
of your blood pressure, cholesterol level anti body-mass
index is even better. Getting all this right at the start
of the New Year is perfect
YOU dOfl t need 3 Admittedly, we’re all still
citywide program sluggish, carrying around
# 1 ■ 10 pounds or moms
to stsy fit end cookies and 20 pounds of |
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aware ot your Theres no excuse
body. to miss out, as those
interested can sign up any
Friday until the program ends March 9.
But oh, behold the power of cheese. Danishes.
The Shrinkdown is a good start to living well, but
two months of check-ups won’t do you a slice of good
if you slowly return to gobbling whole sides of ham.
Yo-yo dieting can be harmful. _
That’s where the Strom and, on a larger scale, USC’s
Office of Campus Wellness, come in. You don’t need
a citywide program to stay fit and be aware of your
body.
Campus Wellness oners tree blood-pressure check
ups every weekday, as well as helpful health hints on
their Web site.
Walk everywhere. Take the stairs. Put down the
salted pork. Try to kick the habit. Take a yoga class.
Just stay active.
And most importantly — keep it up. Don’t limit your
yearly physical exertion to two months. We all slip off
the fitness bandwagon sometimes, but at USC, it’s easy
to get back on. With such a highly accredited gym at
our disposal, it’s a waste of activity fees not to run a few
laps or do a few reps in the cavernous weight room.
If having a highly accredited campus gym won’t get
you going, maybe the Shrinkdown will. Whatever you
use, stick to it.
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Help! Airport stole luggage, holiday spirit
Travel mishaps make
holidays wearisome,
nightmares come true
Hello my dear friends,
and welcome back to USC
for a new semester. A
semester so beautiful that
even a bowl loss can’t sour
it. One might wonder why
this columnist is in such a
fine mood.
It’s because I’m not
bloody traveling anywhere,
that’s why. Christmastime
is one of peace and joy
on Earth, unless you’re
an English student in
America. One flight of
mine was cancelled. They
lost my luggage. Another
was a 24-hour delay in
Philadelphia. Philadelphia!
The nightmares that
traveling makes real are
the scariest indeed.
Personally, being chased
by a rampant lioness in
heat would bring me more
brotherly love than Philly
could possibly hope to do.
But still, I managed
to get back home OK.
No thanks to my dearest
Mother, who managed to
put my passport and 1-20,
my documentation proving
I’m a student, through the
wash. Lo and behold, my
brother appeared before
me to bring welcoming
news, with a smirk.
Did I tell you that
travellingmakesnightmares
come true?
Spending
seven (count
them) days
without any
clean clothes
and all
AARon y°ur winter
BRAZIER clothes
-n. , away on a
Ihtra-year .1
philosophy holiday, in
student Columbus or
Philadelphia,
is not nice.
I felt sorry for my friends
who saw me in three
year-old track pants. The
back-up clothing was put
on immediate alert. That
means tight clothing. And
old clothing. For New
Year’s Eve.
To really put the icing
on this nightmarish cake
from hell — or worse,
Philadelphia — my keys
fell out of my bag on the
way to the airport in sunny
England. They obviously
decided that if my luggage
was on holiday, they had
every right to spend longer
at home. So I arrived back
in America without them
as well.
Wonderful. Absolutely
perfect. Not only did I lack
clean clothes, I lacked the
transportation to acquire
clean clothes. Oh, how
I danced with Mistress
Annoyance and supped a
fine ale with Mistress What
the Bloody Hell Is Going
On? The three of us spent
a great night together when
I first arrived back.
Well, I think it was them,
and not a particularly
dodgy Chinese meal I ate.
But there’s good news
too. Somewhere. Racking
my brains, the conclusion
was something about the
joys of luggage and keys.
Or being thankful that
we can travel quickly and
efficiently. Maybe it’s that
representatives from some
airlines are actually human.
There’s a moral here, and
finding it is the new goal.
Nightmares are
nightmares though, and
the ordeal is over. My
clothes returned, my keys
have been posted, I have
a new job and new classes
to struggle with. Living in
the past and using these
events as an excuse for
misdemeanor is wrong.
One very good friend
helped me out with lifts
and company during those
stressful times. Others
still helped me enjoy a
wonderful New Year’s Eve.
One friend looked
after my apartment and,
fortunately, had my
apartment key. I’m a very
lucky man, with many
good friends.
Yep, maybe Philadelphia
is trying it’s hardest to
upset me, but traveling
through life and through
college has been a good
thing. Nightmares do
come true, but Columbia
and its residents are the
perfect cure to them.
IN YOUR OPINION
Open-mind needed
for travelers, writers
The article by Jess
Davis on David Burch’s
trip to Iraq (“Skipping
graduation, student heads
to Iraq,” Monday) left my
mouth hanging open in
shocked disbelief. I cannot
believe that Burch, Davis
and The Gamecock would
promote such a narrow
minded and ethnocentric
perspective.
From the beginning of
the article, Burch revealed
an arrogant and cavalier
attitude, choosing to
embrace ignorance about
the people with whom he
would work and remaining
so throughout his stay in
Iraq.
Granted, Burch’s
comments might have
been taken out of
context, but it is still the
responsibility of Davis,
along with the editorial
staff at The Gamecock,
to present a story which
does not defame another
culture.
In particular, Burch’s
categorization of everyday
greetings as “homoerotic”
and women as “there for
making babies” totally
misses the mark and shows
just how little Burch
bothered to learn about
life in Kurdistan.
In addition, in a region
which is home to some
of the oldest practices of
Christianity, how dare
Burch claim that the
celebration of Christmas
was “slightly wrong.”
And that Santa Claus was
misapplied to New Year’s.
Please delve into the
history of American
customs associated with
Christmas and you’ll learn
that “Santa Claus” is a
fairly recent addition to
the celebration and is used
to promote consumerism.
I was most interested in
how Burch got this job,
but that part was missing.
Instead we learned Burch
and journalist David Axe
“lied” to get into the
country! Do you think
that’s something Axe
would like to share with
the State Department?
In the future, it would
bode both Burch and the
staff at The Gamecock
well to research and learn
more about other people
with an open mind,
instead of furthering the
stereotype that Americans
are arrogant and ignorant
travelers. I’m happy
Burch got such a great
opportunity and hope this
would encourage other
students toward such
endeavors, but please, do
your research before you
go, take a class on cultures
in the Middle East (USC
is starting up a great
Islamic Studies program),
and travel with an open
mind.
Bridget McDonnell
Department of Anthropology
College of Arts and Sciences
MA candidate
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You don’t need
new resolutions:
Just hang out
with loved ones
Spending holiday time
with those close to you
cements connections
I’ve always been a big
believer in the idea that
young people learn a lot
more about themselves an''
the world around then!'1
outside the classroom than
they do inside.
For example,
spending an
entire month
at home with
the family
can remind
you of several
quirks and
Second-year characteristics
history student that we forget
about in their
absence.
One of my cousins tore
the paper off a mediuir
sized box revealing nothing
other than a Jeff Foxworthy
doll which tells a “You
Might Be A Redneck If’
joke when you press his
hand. I have a suggestion
for what the next doll should
say, “You might be a redneck
if a member of your family
gives someone or receives a
talking Jeff Foxworthy doll
for Christmas.”
I don’t think anyone can
blame me for spending most
of Christmas Eve in front of
the TV Twenty-four hours
of “A Christmas Story! ” NI |
football! Blatant political
incorrectness!
Most major networks
“track Santa’s progress”
throughout the night for
all the kids and newspaper
columnists watching.
According to CBS, Santa
starts out somewhere over
the Pacific Ocean and flies
west, completely ignoring all
of Asia and the Middle East
before stopping in the first
major Western European
country in his path.
So there I find myself in.
a beautiful vacation hoRds#
south of Charleston the
night before News Year’s
Eve, sitting down with three
of my best friends from
High school. We all go to
different colleges and don’t
talk nearly enough. But that
night, after months apart, we
could all just sit down, have a
beer (sorry, Mom) and talk.
It was definitely one of
those moments where you’re
reminded that school, work
and all the other things we
spend most of our time doing
are just buffer materials
filling in the gaps between
the great moments we share
with the people we love.
I looked around the room
and saw the faces of people
who were there at my first
day of middle school, my
senior prom and everything
in between. I decided that I
didn’t really need to make
any resolutions.
I may not be perfect, but
if I’ve somehow managed to
hang on to those people I
shared those nights with, then
I must be doing something
right. I couldn’t ask for more
than the opportunity to stay
on course and do it again
next year. jf
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