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IN OUR OPINION
Despite leak scandal,
keep faith in process
Vice President Dick Cheney’s Chief of Staff I. Lewis
“Scooter” Libby was indicted on five felony charges stemming
from his role in the mind-numbingly reported CIA leak scandal,
and it’s another black eye for American politics.
In the time-honored tradition of Bill Clinton’s Monica
Lewinsky scandal, we’ve seen grand jury proceedings and serious
charges of perjury for the second time in two administrations.
And we have to be honest: When newscasters even mention
the names Valerie Plame or Judith Miller, we get the feeling
that the average college student probably scrambles to change
the channel to something like Jerry Springer, or maybe pro
fessional wrestling.
Something in which the same themes are played out as in this
latest political drama, only more honestly.
. _ _ _ _ , . The Bush administration has
Despite the CIA leak , ,
scandal, college ,
students shouldn’t v,n“,he w°dd “ '““"f, f
lose sight to 24-year'olds —that the u-s
of civic duty ^snt run bya ^unc^ c°nn*vmg
schmucks.
Karl Rove, President Bush’s deputy chief of staff and the “archi
tect” behind the president’s rise to power, should probably resign.
After all, as the picture becomes clearer, it seems Rove played
a role much like Libby’s in the scandal’s early days.
Rove’s proximity to the president now only makes the White
House seem more dishonest. Surely a man with so keen a politi
cal mind would be quick to recognize this.
His resignation would likely prove a step toward making
amends with a Democratic Party left bristling by conservative
White House policies.
But regardless of what becomes of Rove, President Bush
ought to seriously re-evaluate how he’s running the country.
And college students?
We should keep faith in the process, that things like voting
really are critically important and worthwhile — even if it
sometimes seems like we’re swapping one set of Washington
liars for the next.
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Beating Bush, cronies cant save Democrats
Latest liberal frenzy
won’t win next election,
change public opinion
There’s an old law adage that
says, “any decent attorney can
get a grand jury to indict a ham
sandwich,” which basically
means you can get anyone
indicted for anything. In
keeping with this, on Friday,
Special Prosecutor Patrick
Fitzgerald had the guy who
serves Vice President Dick
Cheney his ham sandwich,
indicted. Or more likely, given
Cheney’s heart condition, he
had the guy who serves Cheney
his protein-enriched soy and
tofu spread sandwich indicted.
The title of “The Biggest
Outdoor Cocktail Part in the
World” was then
unceremoniously stripped from
the Florida/Georgia game and
given to the drunken carousing
at Ted Kennedy’s compound, as
Democrats broke into
spontaneous conga lines at the
news of “Scooter” Libby’s
impending trial.
Cheney’s “Chief Of Staff,” I.
Lewis “Scooter” Libby, now
faces charges of perjury,
obstruction of justice and
making a false statement. This is
all, of course, in connection with
the ongoing investigation into
who leaked CIA agent Valerie
Plame’s name to the press.
Why this is such a coup is still
a mystery to me. Admittedly the
door to Cheney, Karl Rove, etc.
[could still be
open if Libby
has any dirt to
deal, but for
now, the big
fuss in
JACOB Washington is
BAD IS over na^*n8 c^e
guy who picks
7J™f-year up the yp>s dry.
^journalism cleaning. When
student this whole “leak”
investigation
started, Democrats were
predicting Rove would be
getting “perp walked” out of the
White House in chains. Instead
we’ve got some guy whose main
claim to fame before this was
making it on a White House
staff with a nickname like
“Scooter.”
And another thing, speaking
of low-level government
personnel, the idea that Plame
was any kind of secret agent
whose identity could be “leaked”
is ludicrous. I’ve participated in
more covert operations
matching wits with SLED in
Five Points. This isn’t your
daddy’s CIA anymore. The days
of G. Gordon Liddy strangling
people with piano wire for the
good of the nation are gone.
Plame was and is a pencil-pusher
behind a desk at Langley who
concocted a scheme to send her
husband overseas for some press.
Blowing her cover would be as
easy as pointing out that
Superman is Clark Kent without
his glasses. And backing me up
on this is every major author of
the anti-espionage law, which
Democrats kept insisting had
been violated when Plame was
“out-ed.”
Bottom line, this is yet
another in a long line of thinly
veiled attempts to smear the
current administration, and by
extension, President Bush.
Coupled with Katrina fallout
and the sudden realization that
as a war progresses casualties
mount, you might almost
believe the polls that say Bush’s
popularity is in danger. It
might matter, if Bush was
running again. Unfortunately,
he’s not, but the Democratic
Party has yet to realize it.
Sorry guys, but the bell has
already rung in this fight and
the scorecards are in. Its Bush
2, Democrats 0. Nothing will
change the fact that Bush was
re-elected. If liberals don’t get
their heads out of the sand and
offer their beleaguered
followers something more than
incessant whining, the party is
doomed for at least the next
few election cycles.
Still, I suppose there is some
silver lining to the entire
situation. We now have nearly
every Democratic commentator
of note on record as agreeing
that perjury is a serious offense.
There’s something, which, as
recently as five years ago, you
couldn’t have squeezed out of
them on pain of death.
IN YOUR OPINION
Helping environment
just an ‘eco-mug’ away
I am writing to reflect
upon USC’s efforts to go
“green.” Besides paying
hertnage to the construction
of West Quad (the first
LEED silver-certified
residence hall in the state),
the research projects on
hydrogen energy, the planned
construction of a
biogasification plant on
campus, the “Give it Up”
waste management program,
and other significant efforts,
the newest pleasantry stems
from Dining Services.
Available to students for
$2.99 is an “eco-mug.” For
this amount of money, a
student can purchase, even
with their Bonus Bucks, a
change to dispel the use of
hundreds of pounds of
styrofoam. These mugs, for, I
believe, 30 cents, can be
refilled with any type of
beverage. So, not only is the
container environmentally
friendly, it is also cost
effective.
This is a very monumental
step. Should the students
embrace the use of this
product, and participate in the
reuse of their drink containers
(not forgetting to show
respect for those students who
invested in a Nalgene bottle
for their beverages), USC
would be a much more
environmentally friendly
place. It is the use of
styrofoam materials such as
cups and to-go boxes that
create thousands of pounds of
garbage disposal a week.
That’s a lot of waste.
As a student body, we
should be aware that the
sustainability of our campus
relies not only on the
development of eco-awareness
projects by the university’s
housing and development
departments, but also upon us.
It is our responsibility to
accept and utilize the tools
with which we are provided.
These cups are only a step in
a very large attempt for the
university to become
conscious of our planet. Thus,
I encourage all who do choose
to eat and drink on campus to
embrace the use of reusable,
environmentally friendly “eco
mugs,” available at your
dining halls.
AMANDA BERNARD
Fourth-year philosophy student
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Thompsons
tomfoolery
takes pranks
to neu> level
Player’s defense makes
stealing a practical joke
— not illegal, lowlife act
Until Moe Thompson’s
lawyer’s defense, I thought of
Thompson as a lowlife
- criminal thug
— breaking
into girls’
dorm rooms
to steal TVs
and DVD
Tim- players’
But now,
ID Cdl dll US thanks to his “it
Fifih-year was all a prank’’
Prmt strategy, I see
journalism . . ° .
student hlm as he really
ic _ <1 rlipprfiil
prankster along the lines of
Ashton Kutcher, an early
chapter Tom Sawyer or a 6
foot-4-inch, 280-pound
leprechaun.
Traditional pranksters
typically fabricate a falsity in
hopes that their victims
believe it, so they can
embarrass them when they
point out that they fell for it
— “punking” them so to
speak.
Thompson, however, is
pushing the boundaries of
pranking. I mean, breaking
into somebody’s home and
stealing their belongings?
How does he come up with
this stuff? It sure goes a long
way past tricking local kids
into whitewashing a fence for
you.
And to Thompson’s
victims, you might have had
your TV or bed sheets stolen,
but just think of it this way:
You got punk’d! Get a sense of
humor and laugh it off.
1 myselr have been a victim
of similar pranks. My
freshman year, I had $80
mysteriously disappear from
my room after my roommates
brother paid us a visit. For
years, I didn’t care to much for
the fellow or the
disappearance of my $80, but
now, thanks to that
enlightened jokester Moe
Thompson, I see how truly
hilarious it is. Boy, did I get
punk’d!
Same thing with whoever
stole my bike this year. I
mean, breaking into my
friend’s yard during a party
and stealing a bike that was
inside his closed fence? That’s
just genius — pure comedic
genius.
I even had to borrow my
roommate’s car just to go to
work! And whoever you are, I
would like congratulate you
in person on a prank well
done.
n-mau me, anu let s
arrange a meeting. Bring
your bike too. I wanna see
how poor “Madeline” is
doing.
I’m tired of people
describing Thompson with
words such as “lowlife,”
“criminal” and “thug.” He
doesn’t deserve up to 15 years
in prison. With these clever
pranks that merge the art of the
prank with the art of the heist,
he deserves a medal, or even a
scholarship — a comedy
scholarship. I do not think I
am exaggerating when I say
Thompson is quite possibly the
most underappreciated
criminal on campus.
So, when you’re going
about your day on campus
and see that unsecured bike,
that unattended book bag or
even that first floor dorm
window open, think to
yourself: “Wouldn’t it be
hilarious if I stole something?”