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IN OUR OPINION
N. C. lottery debate
concerns S. C. schools
Few South Carolina college students pay attention to North
Carolina politics, but this year, what is going on with our
northern neighbor could have a profound impact on the way
many USC students pay for college.
South Carolina’s state-run lottery has been a source of rev
enue for worthy causes like the LIFE scholarship and new
school busses, but lotteries are always an unstable addition to
state coffers that should not be too heavily relied upon.
S.C. lawmakers saw constituents crossing the Georgia bor
der to buy lottery tickets, which funded Georgia students’
education. Former Gov. Jim Hodges liked the idea to create a
lottery so much that he based his entire campaign around it,
beating incumbent David Beasley.
a similar scenario is playing
Funding from 3 out in North Carolina, with
lottery supported . lottery proponents tired of see
only by S.C. ing money go to South
residents is better Carolina and Virginia.
than no funding Meanwhile, N.C. conservatives
at all. are opposing state-run legalized
gambling on moral grounds.
In the short run, the excitement surrounding a lottery gen
erates millions of dollars for state Legislatures. In South
Carolina, the law was written so funds would be directed to
education, with a significant portion set aside for higher-edu
cation scholarships.
However, once the excitement wears off, revenue plateaus,
and S.C. revenue is sure to dip if N.C. voters approve a lot
tery. Lottery debates also conveniently leave out that a dispro
portionate number of those who play are among the state’s
poorest and that the consequences of problem-gambling are
far-reaching and expensive.
Although lotteries provide cash, planning around them is a
gamble in itself and should never be used as an excuse for fail
ure to sufficiently fund schools and scholarships directly out of
stable, recurring funding sources like taxes.
However, funding from a lottery supported only by S.C.
residents is better than no funding at all.
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Blue laws make me want to vomit
■ Does God really care
if I buy that porno mag
on Sunday or Monday?
I’ve got a funny blue law story.
One Sunday afternoon about a
year ago, I was in the living room
of my Bates West apartment,
looking at a considerable amount
of homework and dreading a 3
p.m. meeting for The Gamecock.
My roommate Alex had
wandered into the bathroom some
25 minutes ago. I heard no shower
or running water, just the buzz of
the fan.
I started to get worried.
Twenty-five minutes is a long time
for a call of nature, even for those
of us subsisting on raw dough
i (Bates pizza), dirty lettuce (Bates
salad) and hound meat (hound
meat).
I knocked. “Alex, is everything
OK?”
He opened the door. “The
toilet’s flooding.”
Mv eves drifted to the bathroom
floor, which was now covered in an
inch of water. A lingering stench of
fresh sewage greeted me. My
nostrils cowered in fear.
I still don’t know why Alex
didn’t come running to the linen
closet when the can overflowed.
Maybe he panicked. Maybe he
tried to fight the shameful battle
alone. Either way, we dispensed
with the pleasantries, and I got
right down to berating him and his
talkative anus.
It soon became obvious we
wouldn’t have enough towels to
stem the tide, nor did we have
strong enough cleaning supplies.
Wal-Mart was the only logical
answer.
I didn’t
know if we’d
have enough
time to get to
Wal-Mart, get
the stuff, get
back and
finish cleaning
STEVEN before my 3
t/AM p-m- meeting
It was only
HAREN about 1 when
THIRD-YEAR Ae flooding
MECHANICAL occurred, but
ENGINEERING , ,
STUDENT I have time
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whereby I simply must be
punctual, and one hour seems like
10 minutes. I wouldn’t have gone
had I not been the only one with
wheels.
We hit the road at light speed,
having left a towel barrier between
the bathroom floor and the carpet.
If the water leaked out, our wallets
and nasal cavities would suffer for
it.
as we were aoout to turn onto
Gervais, I remembered what day of
the week it was: Sunday, host of
South Carolina’s insufferable blue
laws. I couldn’t remember the
exact rules (what you could buy
and when), so I told Alex the
cleaning supplies might be off
limits.
We cursed the Bible-thumping
politicians who would be
responsible for our apartment’s
demise. Where was the logic,
Cletus?
Then the light turned green,
and Alex said something I’ll never
forget.
“If God doesn’t want me to
clean the s—t smell out of my
bathroom, then he’s no god of
mine.”
There it was — the most
succinct argument for the abolition
of blue laws I’d ever heard. I’ve
thought about etching it in stone
and sending it to the State House.
There’s a logic in his comment that
soars above any dissenting opinion.
We came to find out that
cleaning supplies were not off
limits before the specified time, so
we filled a shopping cart, ran
home, donned rubber gloves and
facemasks, and cleaned.
I can still smell the Comet.
This makes no sense. By the
blue laws’ logic, I can buy cleaning
supplies to scrub out my toilet but
not a Hustler to read while astride
the throne. Even if I wanted to
read a brand-new Bible on the can,
I couldn’t buy it until early
afternoon.
Sunday is my day, dammit, and
I should be able to do with it what
I will. Legislated country
bumpkinism like the blue laws has
no place in state government.
it l want to Duy a pair or
handcuffs, a blindfold and a porno
mag at 8:37 on a Sunday morning,
I should have the right to do so.
Sabbath perverts unite.
If blue law supporters can
support the blue laws’ purpose
without going biblical on my ass,
I’ll eat my words.
Until then, I can’t in good
conscience support our state’s
attempt at regulating “morality.”
Send the blue laws to hell, and
don’t ever let a Gomer Pyle,
hayseed snake-handler into the
State House again.
IN YOUR OPINION
r\ew event policies
target black frats
1 never thought that I would
ever see racism instituted as policy
at a state-funded, public
institution of higher learning, yet
that is exacdy what has happened.
The Russell House Student Union
has silently begun discriminating
against all people of African
descent. Ever since the altercation
after the Omega Psi Phi Neophyte
Step Show, all black .male Greek
organizations and their members
have been placed under extreme
scrutiny.
Extra guards, requiring all
tickets to be sold in advance and
the inability to invite friends from
off campus are all things that are
now mandated by the university. I
am a member of Alpha Phi Alpha
Fraternity Inc., and despite having
conceded event time, an after
party and paying for the addition
of more security, no allowances
were made to aid in the success of
our event. As it currently stands,
we may not be able to host our
own Neophyte Show if changes
aren’t made that will allow fewer
restrictions on where, when, and to
whom we sell our tickets. What
justification is there? The only
similarities between our event and
the Omega event are that new
members are being introduced to
the general public. The only
answer to this question is that both
of our organizations have
predominantly black male
members. I guess the
administration believes that we
want to put the success of our
event at jeopardy, or risk our own
academic futures to start a fight.
I’m not saying proactive measures
should not be taken. I just hope
that we can live as my fraternity
brother Martin Luther King Jr.
dreamed we would, being judged
not by the color of our skin but by
the content of our character.
Punishing all black people is not
acceptable, and I for one will not
be quiet while this happens.
STEPHEN VANTERPOOL
Fourth-year computer science
student
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College Republicans
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to the use of the particular
photograph chosen to go along with
the article entitled, “Student selected
to lead S.C. College Republicans”
(Monday). The article was
informative and acceptable, but I
found the use of that particular photo
suspect. The photo had nothing to
do with the article other than that it
pictured Republicans. One who is
not familiar with College
Republicans might look at this photo
and conclude that College
Republicans are all white, male,
redneck alcoholics. Someone might
say, “Aren’t they?” While it is a fanny
image, they most certainly are not.
There are many Republican blacks,
women and well-rounded, educated
people of integrity that should be
bothered by this. Respectable College
Republicans should be offended by
the random (or perhaps not-so
random) use of this photo with an
unrelated article. They should speak
out and defend their image.
DAVID WALKER
Third-year religious studies
student
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Carolina ’s
true value
u All I really know after
4 years of Gamecock
learnin’ is I’ve got a job
1 sat in the law school auditorium
Wednesday night for the Journalism
School’s awards night. It’s the fourth
one I’ve been to and it was just like all
the others,
except this time
I got a plaque
instead of a
handshake.
During the
ceremony,
Shirley Staples
Carter, the
journalism
ADAM school director,
BEAM mentioned that
USC’s program
four™™ was one of the
JOURNALISM best in the
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country. Well, I
thought, this is no news to me.
Professors, administrators and
secretaries are always telling me how
great we are. The best is during
televised football games when you see
USC’s commercials. My favorite is
the one where a woman is watching
sports with some guys and gets bowl
game excited about USC’s research
initiatives. It was clever.
All of that, however, comes from
the source. I get penalized in class if I
turn in a news story with only one
source, so I’m going to bring in U.S.
News and World Report. Maybe they
can help me gauge our greatness.
The news magazine says we are
just as good as the University of
Oregon and Colorado State
University, whatever that means. On
its list of America’s best colleges,
considered by many as the gold
standard for college rankings, the
magazine has us at 117. Clemson, in
case you were wondering, is at 74,
right up there with Clark University
and the University of California at
Santa Cruz.
To be on that list, USC has to fill
out a form as long as the 2003 USC
Clemson football game (we lost 65
17). Some highlights from that form,
which is available on USC’s Web site:
total money full-time professors
spend in a year — $7,102,310. Most
popular major — experimental
psychology (advertising is second).
Percentage of undergraduate men in
fraternities — 14 (for undergraduate
women in sororities, it’s 15). List of
four recent, living alumni who are
noteworthy in their fields: Mark
Bryan, Dean Felber, Darius Rucker,
Jim “Soni” Sonefield. Their field?
Hootie & the Blowfish, and that’s
not a joke. So when considering
where to rank us, it’s good that the
staff at U.S. News and World Report
knows about Hootie.
That’s how U.S. News and World
Report ranks colleges, but that’s now
how I rank them. When I tell people
where I go to school, the second
question they always ask me after
“What’s your major?” is “Is the school
o
I’ve given this question a lot of
thought, and the answer is that I
have no idea. I don’t know what
makes a school good or what makes
a school bad. I came to college
because newspapers wouldn’t hire
me out of high school. I applied to
four schools, got accepted to all of
them and came here because I
thought there would be more to
write about in a state capital. I leave
the rankings to the nerds who care
about that stuff
For most of us, we measure the
worth of a college by the jobs we get
out of school. If we can’t get a job,
then obviously the college we went to
wasn’t worth our money. If we are
picking which job to accept, then we
sing the praises of our alma mater and
donate money after we graduate.
So let the administrators scurry to
fill out their forms. Let the public
gorge on statistics. All I know is I’ve
had four internships, and I have a job
when I leave here. That puts USC at
the top of my list.