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IN OUR OPINION
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Lounty lines reveal
blue laws'1 absurdity
South Carolina’s House of Representatives is considering a
long-overdue bill that would roll back the state’s prohibition
on the sale of certain items before 1:30 p.m. on Sundays.
These so-called blue laws, named for the color of paper they
were originally printed on for display, were intended to
reduce or eliminate commerce on the Christian Sabbath in a
South centered on traditional
. mores. However, now that our
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businesses to operate free from government involvement.
The current blue laws, apart from the prohibitions of alco
hol sales on Sunday, make little sense. You can go into a
department store and buy underwear, but not shorts, before
1:30 p.m. Counties that take in more than $900,000 a year in
accommodation taxes are exempt from the rules, meaning six
out of 46 counties in the state are at a comparative advantage.
While Richland County, where USC is located, is exempt,
heading across the river into Lexington County means you
have to wait until 1:30 p.m. to buy mason jars. Columbiana
Center is partly in both Richland and Lexington counties,
meaning some stores can open earlier.
If the rules were the same across the board and applied to
everything, then perhaps there would be some justification for
keeping Sunday free from business transactions. However,
because the rules make little sense, they do nothing but annoy
people who have every right to conduct business on a day that
not everyone views as sacred. Such blue laws are a perfect
example of government’s intrusion into the daily lives of its
citizens and are the very thing South Carolinians have tradi
tionally opposed.
Because workers who choose for religious reasons not to
work on Sundays would be protected by law under the blue
law repeal, there is no good reason not to support such pro
gressive legislation.
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CARTOON COURTESY OF KRT CAMPUS
Let’s set some exam week guidelines
■ Burglars snouia raxe
break during exams or
prepare for retribution
To those graduating in May, I offer
you my sincerest congratulations. To
the rest of us — hang in there. I should
know — I have been here since 2000
collecting dust like the Japanese foreign
language books on the bottom floor of
the Thomas Cooper Library.
Regardless, the end of the semester is
upon us, which means most of us will be
stressed out about finals and certain
group projects that are due. Professors
will likewise be stressed out by having to
grade those very same finals that we
dread, so let’s give them a break as well.
I want to take about seven minutes of
your time to come up with some rules
regarding finals week, and what we
should all agree upon to be acceptable
behavior, so we can minimize stressing
each other out and avoid potentially
ugly confrontations in and outside the
classroom while taking finals.
Burglary on campus — Give us a
brfak. If you have that “need” to steal
stuff, at least be courteous and wait un
til after finals. I’m going to leave a bunch
of junk behind that you are more than
welcome to have, and you should check
out the Dumpsters by the Towers (no
— not the Towers, the Dumpsters) for
other treasures. What kind of daffy bas
tard has the need to deprive someone
else of their property anyway? Are we
to set traps within our dorms a la
“MacGyver"? I had the great displea
sure or Having
had a break-in
on campus this
semester (yes,
that same night
that “someone”
broke into East
Quad to deprive
four women of
ANDRES their linen and
SCHLOEMANN electronics). I
consider myself
FIFTH-YEAR , , , ,
POLITICAL lucky though,
SCIENCE AND but what a has
CRIMINAL , , . . ,
JUSTICE sle to deal with.
STUDENT ] J0 believe flog
ging should be
the penalty for
this kind of offense. Perhaps we should
institute a neighborhood watch pro
gram during exam week to avoid un
fortunate “accidents” to those caught
stealing. I am sure nobody would miss
you anyways, and I have been known
to travel out to Marion with nothing
but a bag of lime, some rope and a shov
el.
Cell phones — I’m sorry, but every
time “Superfreak” or Beethoven’s Fifth
Symphony go off in class, 1 have to re
strain myself from throwing the near
est fire extinguisher at the self-impor
tant Muppet who does not have the
common courtesy toward the profes
sor or their fellow students to either turn
off the cell phone or set it on vibrate.
Professors should seriously think about
giving out penalties (points) to those
who violate this common courtesy pol
icy, because there is no phone call that
important trom one or me guys or girts
that cannot wait until after class. Just
you wait though—we all know some
one’s cell phone will ring during one of
our finals.
Attendance — Remember, we are
all grown up now, so it is your choice to
attend class. Think about the conse
quences (lack of attendance usually af
fects your grade), make an informed de
cision, but please don’t be that guy (or
girl) that waltzes in 20 to 30 minutes
late to your class/lab/exam and pretend
like nobody cares. If you never go to
class, at least be on time for the final,
for nothing bothers the piss out of your
fellow classmates more than hearing you
scuffling into the classroom late and’
then having to climb all over other stu
dents to find an open seat If it weren’t a
violation of some fire code, I would ask
the professor to lock the doors at the
beginning of the exam and then quietly
laugh diabolically on the inside when
Joe Tardy or Princess Lateness are
locked out. Of course, certain emer
gencies are exempt.
With these few common courtesy
rules, I am sure we can have an enjoy
able finals week If we don’t do things
that stress each other out, then I am
confident that many of us will have the
opportunity to do much better this
semester. To our departing seniors, con
gratulations once again, but I’d rather
stay in college collecting degrees as long
as I can (trust me, I hear this all the
time). This place can be lots of fun —
I’ve been told — if we can all make it
work.
Activist judges murdered Schiavo
■ Judicial branch
reaches far beyond
constitutional bounds
Alexander Hamilton once called the
judiciary the “least dangerous branch” of
government. Least dangerous, I guess,
unless you are a disabled American cit
izen. Apparently, the courts now have
the power to condemn innocent, help
less Americans to death by torture (sor
ry, I fotgot that two weeks of starvation
is “peaceful, painless and beautiful” and,
of course, what Terri Schiavo would
have wanted).
The Constitution establishes that
the judiciary settles disputes between
two parties in certain situations, and
Congress has the authority over any fur
ther jurisdiction of the court. Article
Three grants authority to the courts “as
the Congress may from time to time
ordain and establish” and “with such
Exceptions, and under such Regulations
as the Congress shall make."
The Congress is our legislature and is
supposed to make the laws. Yet the
courts have become a super-legislature
with ultimate power to nullify legisla
tion and re-write it (and the
Constitution) to fit their own ideolo
gy
Congress opened hearings into the
Terri Schiavo case and issued subpoenas
to those involved. Ignoring federal law
that protects anyone under
Congressional subpoena, a county judge
in Florida struck
down the sub
poenas as un
constitutional.
Exercising its
authority,
Congress then
called emergen
cy sessions and
BRAD passed legisla
LEAKE rion on behalf of
Terri, replete
FIRST-YEAR ...
POLITICAL with the clear
SCIENCE intent that her
STUDENT intent tnat n
feeding tube be
reinserted while
the federal
courts conducted an entire review of
the case. Yet multiple courts ignored
the bill, refusing to conduct an entire
review of the case because Terri’s par
ents failed to demonstrate that she was
being denied her constitutional rights.
Apparently, having your feeding tube
removed by your abusive, adulterous
husband is not a violation of the right to
life and liberty.
In order forjudge Greer to begin
the murder of Terri Schiavo, he found
three doctors to say Terri was a veg
etable, ignoring dozens of opposing af
fidavits from other doctors. Dr. Ronald
Cranford, one of the three doctors, is a
vocal proponent of euthanasia who said
that even Alzheimer’s patients should
be put to death because their quality of
life isn’t good enough.
Therefore, it is compassionate to kill
those among us who “suffer” from a
low quality of life because these disabled
Americans would be happier in heav
en.
That’s going too far, you say?
Remember, Terri was not sick, terminal
or dying but rather suffered from retar
dation and limited movement of her
limbs. She still laughed, cried, tried to
talk and responded to various stimuli.
Are we as a society going to let the prece
dent stand that if you cannot feed your
self or communicate sufficiently, judges
can kill you? Should any government
official have authority to deem an in
nocent citizen unworthy of life and ex
ecute them?
There are thousands of special-needs
children in America who have less brain
activity than Terri did. Should they be
put to death because they apparently
wouldn’t want to live that way?
The judiciary needs to return to its
proper constitutional place and let
Congress write the legislation. Likewise,
judges should not have the authority to
determine if innocent citizens are wor
thy of living.
We are at the point that three in 10
babies never survive to see the world
outside the womb. They are brutally,
violendy murdered because they would
be inconvenient and encumbering to
their parents. We must protect the in
nocent and helpless among us from
tyrannical judges.
Economic
naysayers
miscalculate
free market
■ Pretentious whiners
totally misunderstand
complexity of economy
“The sky is falling!" So say the
media and the masses. With the trade
deficit rising to a record $61 billion,
the U.S. economy is on the brink of
□ utter failure. A
few years ago, I
would have
jumped aboard
and shaken my
finger defiantly
at the fiscal
incompetence
that could have
led to such a
CURTIS desperate
CHOW condition. Not
only is there a
FOURTH-YEAR , , r ■
ECONOMICS trade deficit,
STUDENT but the U.S.
dollar is
depreciating
against foreign
currencies. We’re doomed!
But then again, at the time 1
wouldn’t have understood what I was
talking about beyond a simple
understanding that “deficit”
invariably implied something bad and
that our currency’s “losing value”
means our money isn’t worth as
much.
wnat strikes me as Dotn amusing
and frustrating is when people
complain about the trade deficit and
the depreciation of the dollar all in
the same breath. In reality, the latter
increases demand for U.S. exports,
thus alleviating the former.
Contrary to popular belief, a trade
deficit is not caused as much by fiscal
policy as much as by market forces.
For example, having held a positive
real GDP growth rate since
November 2001, the national
disposable income has also been on
the rise. This increase in domestic
income leads to an increased demand
for exported goods. Again, this is only
one example and a possible factor
among many.
Before we continue further, we
should have a basic understanding of
the balance of payments. On one
hand, we have our trade account that
in simplistic terms records our net
flow of commodities. On the other,
we have the capital account that in
similar terms records our net flow of
capital. In a country with a floating
exchange rate (such as the United
States), balance of payments should
equal zero, as all debit transactions
should equal credit transactions.
In our case, a trade deficit
necessarily implies a capital account
surplus, and vice versa. I’m confident
that if we were experiencing a trade
surplus, the naysayers and doomsday
prophets would all be complaining
about our capital account deficit. As it
stands, our capital account surplus
implies that economy is being
partially fueled by foreign investors.
Additionally, if we were to look at
the national income accounting
identities for GDP, we could derive
implications between the trade deficit
and economic growth. A trade deficit
reflects a high rate of investment
expenditure relative to savings. This
isn’t to say the United States is low in
savings. Both savings and investments
could be high, and it could simply be
the case that our investment spending
is larger.
If you like complaining about the
economy, by all means, go ahead. I
understand that it’s fun and makes
for delightful conversation.
Moreover, it really impresses the
ladies if you know enough about the
economy to complain about stuff.
But if you’re going to do so, at least
know what it is you’re complaining
about. Otherwise, you might end up
doing something like complaining
about both the trade deficit and the
depreciation of the dollar. You might
as well wear a sign that says, “please
ignore me, I’m just being whiney."
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WINNERS AND SINNERS
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JOHN BOLTON Nominee for U.N. ambassador
should be confirmed after tough hearings.
** JON STEWART "The Daily Show” anchor
named to Time’s 100 most influential people list, H
while Tom Brokaw said during the election,
Stewart “was our Athenian, a voice for democratic
^ ideals and the noble place of citizenship, helped
along by the sound of laughter.”
TOM DELAY The U.S. House majority leader feces
more questions for ethics violations and was called on
to resign by fellow Republican and U.S. Rep.
Christopher Shays.
STEPHEN STANKO The suspect of two murders
and a rape near Myrtle Beach was captured Tuesday
in Augusta, Ga.