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EDITOR
Michael LaForgia
NEWS EDITOR
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Jonathan Hillyard
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IN OUR OPINION
Media payoffs
undermine trust
Nationally syndicated newspaper columnist Armstrong Williams’
recent admission that his family business took nearly a quarter-mil
lion dollars from the U.S. Education Department to promote the
No Child Left Behind program is the latest in a line of embarrass
ments for professional journalism.
The graver issue, however, is that an executive branch agency
engaged in the questionable practice of directing taxpayer money to
a pundit with the intention of affecting public perceptions of a
When a breach
occurs on both sides
of the division
between media and
government, citizens
should be outraged.
government program. Because
individual agencies’ policies reflect
the presidential administration
that determines the overall agen
da, there is little doubt where the
impetus for such a payoff pro
gram came from.
Other than outright bribery statutes, laws do not exist to prevent
this from happening in a roundabout way like in Williams’ case,
but a journalist’s acceptance of money, gifts or favors violates the
basic tenets of his profession. Journalists have always been the
guardians of the public’s right to know what is going on in a
democracy such as our own, and when a breach occurs on both
sides of the division between media and government, citizens
should take notice and be outraged.
In the grand scheme of policy making, the Education
Department wields little institutional power and generally avoids
controversy, which only raises the issue as to what other agencies
with bigger ties to corporate interests and national policy have
engaged in similar activities during President Bush’s tenure in the
White House. There are also serious implications for the outcome
of democratic contests like the recent national election if the White
House is essentially paying for positive coverage in the media and
isolating reporters who write negatively about presidential policy.
It is essential that the situation surrounding Williams’ payoff be
rigorously investigated to determine if the problem is more
widespread than a single incident. If so, the problem must be cor
rected in a way that restores public trust in the division between
media and government.
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It’s all right, I’m saved by the bell
■ Hit sitcom reminds
me of high school’s
warm, fuzzy feelings
I’ve been suspicious for quite some
time now. Several of my friends — and
almost all of my enemies — have
pointed out the symptoms. On
Christmas Eve, I was officially
diagnosed.
I really don t have anything against
my parents, even though they did pass
their malady on to my sisters and me.
True, they provide an endless source on
inspiration for satirical essays. True, I
often publish these hack attempts at
witticism and comedy. It’s not that I like
making fun of my family — they just
make it so easy.
So Christmas Eve comes along, and
it’s time to do the family gift exchange.
Being the youngest, I get to see most of
everyone else’s presents before I have to
be held accountable for the items on my
own wish list.
I’ve gotten used to seeing my dad get
excited over kitchen knives and bread
makers, but when he jumped with joy
upon opening a Cher concert on DVD,
I drew the line. Really, I don’t have
anything against Cher. She’s great. I do,
however, have something against grown,
married, gray-haired men who like
Cher. Especially if they are responsible
for half of my genes.
Little did I know that his Cher
concert was about to look pretty good
compared to my sister’s request. I didn’t
even know it existed, but sure enough,
she opened up
the entire first
season of
“Wonder
Woman” on
DVD — yes,
the wretched
70s action series
featuring a
CHASE scantily-clad
STOUDENMIRE female
superhero that
FIRST-YEAR tum
POLITICAL Can
SCIENCE office supply
STUDENT , ,,
into a deadly
weapon. I was
quick to share
my thoughts on her gift. I spoke too
soon.
My turn. Take your seats, grab some
popcorn and turn on that guilty
pleasure-serving television of yours. I got
the first four seasons of “Saved By The
Bell” on DVD. And I like it. I really,
really like it.,
All diagnoses are the same, and the
prognosis doesn’t look good. I’m a dork,
and it’s highly contagious. Fortunately
for me, you liked “Saved By The Bell”
too, and you know it.
Life was good back in those days. I
was around 6 or 7 years old — young
enough to still believe in Santa Claus,
old enough to have a crush on Kelly
Kapowski. Sleeping in school was
mandatory, not forbidden. I didn’t like
girls, so I was oblivious to the fact that
they don’t like me either. The only
detention hall I was familiar with was
located for, for away in the magical
kingdom of Bayside.
The world was a better place when
“Saved By The Bell” was on the air.
“Saturday Night Live” was still funny.
The Berlin Wall came crumbling down.
“Super Mario Bros. 3” was released.
The images pumped into our homes
showed a world where the biggest prep,
jock and nerd in your school could be
best friends. In my high school, the only
thing the preps, jocks and nerds had in
common was that they all hated me.
Saved By The Bell taught us that
no problem is too big to solve. A
sprained ankle can easily turninto an
award-winning dance. If you need
tickets to the U2 concert, all you have to
do is sleep in the mall. Geeks across the
country take solace that somewhere in
Hawaii, natives regard them as a deity.
I might be a dork, but I will gladly
stand up for a TV show I believe in.
Those who say TV rots our minds can
choke on a spam-burger from The Max.
If we truly are a product of what we
watch, I’ll recommend “Saved By The
Bell” to anyone. If you combined Mr.
Belding’s enthusiasm, Lisa’s fashion
sense, Screech’s accidental antics, Jessie’s
ambition and drive, Slater’s
immeasurable strength, Kelly’s
completely delicious looks and Zach’s
brilliantly conniving mind, you’d be left
with the most attractive, well-dressed,
charming, humorous and powerful
teenage she-man on the planet.
Thanks, Mom, for the “Saved By
The Bell” collection. I’ll call you once I
can get my hands on one of those
awesome Zach Morris cell phones
IN YOUR OPINION
Chow, newspaper
lower standards
I just read a very disturbing
commentary in The Gamecock
(“Big-boned students clog gym’s
arteries,” Wednesday). I couldn’t
believe my eyes. The moment I read
the article I was shocked, to say the
least. I have always thought of The
Gamecock as politically correct and
ethically sound, but Y stand
corrected. How in the world did
something like this get past the
editor?
As a public health professional, 1
would say that this kind of negative
literature would definitely have a
derogatory effect on those who try
to lose weight. Attrition rates among
the obese who try to lose weight are
high, but ask any public health
professional and they will tell you
that even if three out of 10 people
end up losing weight, it would be
considered as a success. Obese
individuals have issues with losing
weight because of several factors.
One of the most important is lack of
support. This article gives the
impression that our university is not
“supportive” by publishing this
nonsense.
After reading this article, I have
come to realize two things. Curtis
Chow, the poor ignorant fool,
doesn’t realize that everyone
enrolled in USC has equal rights to
use the gym. The second thing I
have come to realize is that The
Gamecock is no longer worth
reading. The quality of journalism
has dropped, ethics are at an all-time
low and editorial value has
plummeted.
Boo to all those who let this crap
slip by, and shame on Mr. Crybaby
Chow.
ANAND NAGARAJAN
Graduate student in the
Arnold School of Public
Health
Wnter should leave
exercise to experts
Curtis Chow (“Big-boned
students clog gym’s arteries,”
Wednesday) should leave issues of
behavior change and exercise to
experts in the field. Chow
perpetuates stereotypes about
overweight and obese people.
Instead of slamming individuals
trying to better themselves, we
would like The Gamecock to
present strategies to help USC
students reach their goals.
Individuals wanting to make a
lifestyle change should not be
intimidated by Chow’s hateful
comments. You do not look silly,
and people do not make fun of you.
Those who truly value a healthy
lifestyle encourage your adoption
and maintenance of physical
activity, regardless of your size.
Research shows people that are
sedentary benefit more than
anybody else from adopting a
physical-activity program. Even if
weight change is not experienced
immediately, positive changes in
metabolism, reductions in stress
and depression, and improved sleep
quality can occur within days. If
maintained, physical activity can
significantly reduce the risk of
developing diseases such as cancer
and heart disease.
When starting an exercise
program, consider the following:
1. Pick activities that are fun. If
you have fun, you will most likely
stick to your program.
2. Start low and go slow.
Attempting too much at once can
cause injury or burnout.
3. Set reasonable goals, and give
yourself rewards.
4. Build a support system. Tell
parents and friends about your
goals, and invite a friend to join you
at the gym.
5. Don’t be discoursed if you
can’t see immediate results. .
You don’t have to go to a gym or
do structured exercise to get health
benefits from activity. The Centers for
Disease Control and the American
College of Sports Medicine
recommend adults engage in at least
30 minutes of physical activity, five
days a week. Daily activity can be
accumulated in short bouts such as
parking at the Coliseum and walking
to class or taking a walk with friends
on the Horseshoe.
Kudos to everyone who made a
New Year’s resolution to better their
health. We hope you reach your goals.
HEATHER BOWLES
Graduate Student in the Arnold
School of Public Health
DIANA LATTIMORE
Graduate student in the Arnold
School of Public Health
KERRY MCIVER
Graduate student in the Arnold
School of Public Health
MELISSA BOPP
Graduate student in the Arnold
School of Public Health
AMELIA BEASLEY
Graduate student in the Arnold
School of Public Health
ANGELA MERLO
Graduate student in the Arnold
School of Public Health
SABRA SMITH
Graduate student in the College
of Nursing
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Save your
pocket cash
for relief
not reefer
■ Disasters and crises
should Kindle instincts
for empathy, assistance
I’ve been doing a lot of head-shaking
lately. Usually, my head movements are
limited to slow jams — like the white guy
head nod when someone deftly drops “Take
It To The Limit”
onto the stereo.
Otherwise,
sometimes I nod
off. Occasionally I
look up. I rarely
bob. I never tilt.
Nods are good.
I did a lot of
nodding before
Dec. 26. The
Panthers were due,
my band was
hitting its
headbanging-best
stride and that
Willy Wonka
movie looked like
STEVEN
VAN
HAREN
THIRD-YEAR
MECHANICAL
ENGINEERING
STUDENT
it might not suck. I drove back home two
days before Christmas to see my uncle, play
with my brother’s cat and fatten up on
mom’s cookies. Nod, nod, nod. Life is
good.
Then 150,000 people got wiped out. I
can’t find a supercomputer that can tally all
that sorrow. Every update from Paul Harvey
warranted a head-shake as I ate my morning
cereal. I wasn’t sad, but maybe tinged with
some stupid survivor’s guilt. I gave $20 to
the Red Cross and felt nothing afterwards,
even as casualties literally piled up. Life was
still good.
Why wasn’t I more affected by this? I
would’ve given thousands of dollars, gallons
of blood and internal organs if I could have,
but I couldn’t even put my heart into it. Try
that one, Freud.
But life goes on. I started nodding my
head again. The Panthers were done, but
the Colts were cooking. My band’s lead
singer audition fell through, but I’ll be
damned if my plucky bass player isn’t at the
top of his game. Johnny Depp makes Willy
Wonka look like a child molester, but the
Burton-Elfman duo almost can’t go wrong.
You’ve always got to find reasons to nod,
and luckily, for the first time since the
Jurassic age, I’m just a stupidly happy guy.
I thought I had head-shaking out of my
system Monday. Classes were gearing up to
be wicked challenging, my guitars felt good
in my hands and the world was a delightful
74 degrees. Sunny. Good streakin weather.
Tiny bluebirds ate seed out of my hand as I
frolicked on a hillside.
Then I had to shake my head again. Ten
people were killed in a California mudslide.
A guy named Jimmie Wallet lost his wife
and three kids in a flash. He was going out
to get ice cream for them. And that’s it, the
rawest deal imaginable. You can see pictures
of police having to restrain this guy from
running into his house in disbelieving hope.
But again, I’m nodding. I guess it’s the
way of life. We have to be robots sometimes
to survive. If we soiled ourselves every time
we heard about death, we’d be emotionally
drained, and we’d be French.
Human beings are capable of dizzying
heights of kindness and sickening lows of
depravity, but some things should just come
naturally. If you walk down the street and a
milk truck flattens some old lady, the
natural response would be, “Let me help.
Oh, jeez. I hate blood and old women in
general, but let me help." Same thing here.
People think they have to equate
emotion with giving. If they felt absolutely
nothing after hearing about the tsunami or
the mudslide, they thought, “It’s dishonest
for me to give. I shed no tears, and I knew
no one in either disaster." And I shake my
head again. That's scary.
The desire to give should be robotic, like
clockwork, sewn right in. A light should go
off, our “major daily problems” should
shrink like so much petty crap and the
money normally allocated for a dime bag
should go to someone whose entire family
was just erased.
Giving one cent one time in your entire
life is better than crying about it and never
doing anything constructive to help.
Gasping like a smallmouth bass can’t
rebuild a house, but cash sure as hell can.
Just smile and nod and whip out your Visa.
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