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EDITOR
Michael LaForgia
NEWS EDITOR
Jon Turner
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Wes Wolfe
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Jennifer Freeman
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Patrick Augustine
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Jonathan Hillyard
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IN OUR OPINION
Tsunami relief
shows promise
America’s response to the humanitarian crisis in the Indian
Ocean caused by a tsunami Dec. 26 shows how the world’s only
superpower can use its enormous military and financial resources
to both make a difference in the lives of people halfway across
the globe and protect U.S. interests.
It is unfortunate that it took pressure from other countries
and organizations like the United Nations to force the White
House to raise the amount of aid promised to the eventual figure
of $350 million, up from the initial contribution of $35 million,
especially considering our nation
is spending an estimated $1.5
billion per day in Iraq alone.
Even though the demands of
armed conflict and disaster relief
are very different, they highlight
ways in which the United States
can use its global assets.
Indonesia, which lost more than 100,000 people to the tsuna
mi, is the world’s most populous Muslim nation and a hotbed
for radical Islamic groups like al Qaeda. Instead of simply fight
ing a “global war on terror” with brute force, our military
reserves and Navy have been providing manpower, transporta
tion and logistical resources to help countries affected by the dis
aster, providing basic services to survivors. This immediate aid is
helpful for those cut off (tom food and water, although it will be
important that funding is available in the long term as infras
tructure is rebuilt.
Positive public relations must not be the only reason to pro
vide international disaster aid; there is no doubt that Americans’
generosity is sure to win more allies around the globe and pro
vide a surge of good will from people who might not otherwise
have contact with the United States.
Students also have the unique opportunity to display the qual
ities for which Americans are known worldwide, qualities such as
optimism and ingenuity in the face of adversity, by contributing
to relief organizations like the Red Cross. Please give as you are
able.
It will be important
that funding is
available in the
long term as
infrastructure is
rebuilt.
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We must fix Social Security soon
■ If drastic measures
aren’t taken, the system
will totally collapse
One of the biggest questions facing
the nation and its government this year
-— at least in the realm of domestic
policy — is, “What is going to be done
to fix Social Security’s impending
insolvency?” President Bush has made
it clear that he intends to reform Social
Security in his second term instead of
leaving it to future administrations to
deal with. This should be extremely
welcome news to college students
getting ready to enter the work force
and those who already have because,
despite what the left and even some on
the right have claimed, the Social
Security issue is a crisis issue.
The problem stems from the fact
that people are living longer and are
having fewer children than in the past.
Also, the baby boomers are going to be
retiring soon, which will dramatically
increase the burden on Social Security.
As a result, according to the Social
Security Administration, starting in
2018, Social Security will begin to run
a deficit (that is, it will pay more in
benefits than it receives in tax revenue).
A few years later, the annual shortfall
will reach $100 billion, and it will
increase steadily with every successive
year. It will not get better with time —
only worse. Whereas the worker-to
beneficiary ratio was 16-to-l in 1950,
in 2045 that ratio will be just 2-to-l.
And this is key because it is the
younger
generations of
workers who
provide the tax
revenue that
pays retirees
their benefits.
In spite of
the contention
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reform that
FIFTH-YEAR there is enough
ENGLISH
STUDENT money in the
Social Security
trust fund to
last for decades,
the truth is that there is no stockpiled
money for future retirees. In 2003,
Social Security took in well more than
$100 billion more in tax revenue than
it paid in benefits. But this money isn’t
invested or saved. The Treasury
Department borrows it, spends it, and,
in return, issues government bonds of
equal value to the “trust fund.” When
it’s time for future retirees to receive
their benefits checks, the government
has to come up with the money to
cover these bonds. So these bonds are
essentially IOUs, or a loan from the
government to itself.
The government is still going to
have to come up with huge sums of
money to keep Social Security going in
this form. Estimates are that the
shortfall will total $25 trillion during
the next 75 years. What that means is
that for those of us who will be retiring
50 years from now, Social Security will
have such little funding that taxes will
have to steadily increase to keep pace,
and our benefits will have to be cut
drastically as well.
Unfortunately, benefits will have to
be scaled back in the future no matter
what we do. But we can dramatically
decrease the percentage by which they
will have to be cut by introducing
personal retirement accounts.
Although there are other options
available, PRAs are probably the best
because they will allow workers to
invest money in bonds and mutual
funds that will yield a higher rate of
return than the present system, which
means more money when we retire. In
fact, if people are allowed to invest
enough in PRAs and the mutual funds
do well enough, it’s possible that some
individuals could retire rich. Federal
employees already participate in such a
program, the Thrift Savings Plan,
which has been very successful.
Most importantly, PRAs will allay
the pressure on Social Security by
reducing the amount of money it will
have to pay out, thereby preventing the
need for future tax increases or drastic
benefits cuts.
For us to be sure that the taxes we
pay now and in the future to Social
Security will be returned to us upon
retirement, we have got to take
advantage of the opportunity the
president is offering us and support
personal accounts. If we do not, our
grandparents will be the last Americans
to fully benefit from a Social Security
nest egg.
USC landscape plan for the birds
■ More grass and trees
only invite more messy
bird splays on my ride
For about $1 million, construction
workers are creating a tree-lined
walkway between the Russell House
and the Horseshoe, the most recent in a
series of renovations designed to
beautify the campus. When the project
started, USC architect Charles Jeffcoat
said the goal was to “create a more
green environment.”
But a greener campus means
crappier cars. I discovered this for
myself one day when I stuck my hand
in a fresh splay on my door handle. For
those of you unfamiliar with the term,
“splay” is what a pair of enterprising
authors refer to as bird crap splashed on
your car. Burton Silver and Peter
Hansard, authors of “What Bird Did
That? A Driver’s Guide to Some
Common Birds of North America,”
coined the term by combining the
words splat,” “spread” and “display.”
It turns out that car windshields are
perfect for displaying and preserving
ornithological dejecta, a scientific term
for bird crap. Ornithologists can learn a
lot about birds by what they leave
behind. And since 1994, birds have had
plenty of opportunities to turn USC
students’ cars into an ornithologist’s
paradise.
In 1994, the USC Board of Trustees
adopted the master plan, a huge
document
oudining the
goals of the
university. One
of the major
threads of that
document was
the idea of
beautifying
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brick signs with
gold use
emblems.
And while a lot has changed since
1994, including a new president and
provost, the attraction to greenness has
not. In December 2002, officials did
away with the parking meters on
Sumter Street (yes freshmen, it’s not a
myth; there was once parking by your
dorms) as phase one of the Columbia
Campus Streetscape Development
project. The meters were replaced with
the aforementioned brick signs as well
as lots of trees, which birds are partial
to.
In December, the building and
grounds committee of the USC Board
of Trustees asked for $3.1 million to
add two soccer-sized fields behind the
Strom Thurmond Wellness & Fitness
Center, as well as renovate the Bates
House walkway, which would feature a
fresh batch of trees lining the roads
around those areas.
About six years ago, the parking lot
in front of the Thomas Cooper library
was replaced with Davis Field,
complete with trees that hang over into
the street.
But the true ornithologist’s paradise
is in the parking lot of Bates House and
Bates West. There is an unwritten rule
among students who use the lot to not
park under the trees, which are
positioned about every 15 feet up and
down the rows of cars. There was a car
sitting in front of Bates House on
Sunday night that had been completely
splayed. It had to have been dangerous
to drive.
But, as with most things, there is a
bright side. It seems a portion of the art
community has taken a liking to splays,
at least according to the Museum of
Non-Primate Art. The museum hails
the “art of ornithological dejecta” as
characterized by the more than 8,000
species of flying birds, for which there
are 600 diet combinations resulting in
about 5 million types of splay just
waiting for a windshield. The museum
even has an online gallery of bird splays
on its Web site, www.monpa.com.
I’m not totally convinced that the
site, or bird splay art, is legitimate. But
while bird art hasn’t taken off yet, the
museum did report that a 1983 bird
splay sold in Dallas for $6,000. If that’s
true, my crappy car is starting to look a
lot better.
Big-boned
students
clog gym jt
arteries
■ Overweight kids need
to leave equipment to
those who will use it
Three days into the semester and
much to my chagrin, it is once again time
for the annual “New Year’s Resolution
Gym Invasion.” Last year, I posited that
□ perhaps there
could be a
symbiosis; maybe
the FATS
(Fitness-Aspiring
Tubby Students)
and I could work
out together in
harmony under
the mutually
understood
CHOW conventions of
gym etiquette.
FOURTH-YEAR V, , ,
ECONOMICS A^as’ 1 was “"V
STUDENT mistaken, and my
list of grievances
runneth over.
This year, I’ve
decided to take a new approach. I’m not
going to give a list of rules for the FATS
to follow, but rather a list of reasons you
should stay out of the gym this year.
1) You are doomed to failure. Sure, go
ahead and delude yourself: “You can do
anything once you resolve to do it.” But
let me make this personal observation
perfectly clear: Each year, around this
time, the gym is full of people seeking to
abide by their unrealistic and ephemeral
resolutions; each year, within a matter of
weeks, it’s back to the usual crowd, give
or take a few. Unless you are a statistical
anomaly, you’re simply going to quit
anyway. By going to the gym, you’re only
prolonging the inevitable.
2) You look silly. bure, 1 hnd it
amusing to watch someone work his front
delts and then over-exaggeratedly flex and
rub his chest, but in all fairness, you
should be warned. You’re not fooling
anyone; we know you have no idea what
you’re doing and that you’re merely
pretending like you’re getting a good
workout from what can only be described
as silliness. And yes, you should feel self
conscious. Everyone is watching and
probably making fun of you behind your
back. In fact, every time you exit the gym,
we all stop our workout to engage in a
group discussion in how ridiculous you
look.
3) You’re wasting space. I mean this in
two ways. For one, you’re fatting around
the equipment, probably misusing it
anyway and/or doing something
dangerous with your nonsense and
monkey business. For another, you’re
using up already scarce parking resources.
Working out for a couple weeks really
isn’t going to do much for you. You
should be considerate of those who make
actual use of the parking and gym
equipment and stop taking up our
equipment and parking.
h) I will give you a candy bar. 1 nat s
right, a deliciously sweet and scrumptious
bar of scrumptious deliciousness is
waiting for you if you just go ahead and
give us back our gym. Think about it:
This is your dominant strategy. You can
either quit in a few weeks, frustrated and
depressed and find solace in said candy
bar; or you can go ahead and quit now of
your own accord, proudly determining
your own destiny. Heck, you even got a
candy bar out of it!
Should anyone find this column to be
inflammatory, then good: I hope it drives
you to actually do something useful in the
gym rather than to be another one of the
stereotypical New Year’s FATS
mentioned above. I’ll gladly take back
what I said and maybe even treat you to a
candy bar or two.
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