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IN OUR OPINION
Worthy cause fuels
annual blood feud
USC-Clemson is more than a football game — it’s a blood
drive.
This week, students from the largest universities in the state
will square off to see who can give the most blood. USC has
more students than Clemson, so if everyone gave blood this
competition is in the bag.
But giving blood is bigger than just beating Clemson, though
beating those orange-clad upstate denizens is good, no matter
People need your
blood, and what
better way to serve
than to help save a
life while beating
Clemson.
the contest. According to the
American Red Cross, every two
seconds an American needs
blood. Only 5 percent of the
eligible U.S. population donates
blood every year, while approxi
mately 5 million people need
hlnnrl rrancfiicirme ve*ar Tn
2001, Americans donated 15 million units of blood. In the
same year, doctors transfused 14 million units of blood to 4.9
million patients —. about 38,000 units a day.
Some students and faculty members might be squeamish
about being pricked and drained of a few pints of blood, but the
Red Cross has a few suggestions that can help with the experi
ence. First, get a good night’s sleep before you donate blood, and
be sure and eat breakfast or lunch. Drink extra water to help
replace the blood you donate and avoid caffeine drinks, such as
soda, tea and coffee. You should avoid alcohol after donating as
well, since your tolerance level will be significandy lower. Eat
rood with plenty or iron, such as red meat, hsh or beans. 1 ry to
avoid fatty foods, such as hamburgers or fries, because they can
affect the blood testing and cause it to be discarded.
After you donate, make sure to continue drinking plenty of
water and avoid heavy lifting or strenuous activity for about five
hours.
People need your blood, and what better way to serve than to
help save a life while beating Clemson. It’s a win-win situation
because, in the end, we all bleed garnet.
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CARTOON COURTESY OF KRT CAMPUS
Mom and Dad know how to party
■ When you move out,
it’s time for the parents
to have a good time
After much consideration, I believe
I am ready to announce to the world
that I am officially an initiated member
of the collegiate species. Having slept
through a quiz, attended my first
sorority function, walked to Domino’s
at 2 a.m. and woken up in a strange
room with strange people, I’ve started
to make a dent in the list of mandatory
college experiences. Oddly enough, my
parents seemed to view me as an official
college student long before 1 did. That,
or they don’t love me anymore.
My parents swore to me they were
not going to pack up and move as soon
as I left for college. Seeing as how they
painted our house, completely re
landscaped the backyard, installed a
new patio and indoor porch, built a
new fence, replaced all the windows in
the house and installed a sprinkler
system all within the eight months
immediately preceding my departure, I
had my doubts.
I soon discovered my parents
weren’t planning on moving out of the
house; they just planned on having a lot
more fun there once I was gone. With
all of the kids off at school or on their
own, they can now throw the kinds of
parties 1 threw only when they were out
of town. In what must have been an
effort to make sure their friends also
knew that they had the house to
themselves; the answering machine
only took three
days from my
departure to
change from
“Hi, you’ve
reached the
Stoudenmires”
to “Hi, you’ve
reached Lynn
CHASE and Kim." They
STOUDENMIRE aJways told me I
couldn’t be
FIRST-YEAR
POLITICAL replaced, but
SCIENCE they had never
STUDENT c
gone so tar as to
say that they
wouldn’t even
py
I suppose I shouldn’t take too much
offense from the answering machine
message. I never used the home phone,
anyway. At least I knew they wouldn’t
mess with my room. When my oldest
sister left for college, her bedroom
remained untouched for three years
until I stole it. The next one is now a
junior at Furman, and her bedroom is
still as dull as the day she left it.
Within 14 days, my room was
“adult-ified” into a guest bedroom.
Upon discovery, I immediately ran
downstairs to the kitchen to drown my
sorrows in some saltine crackers and
Kool-Aid, when I discovered nothing
other than a botde of margarita mix in
the refrigerator! To put it in
perspective, this would be like walking
into Bill Gates’ home office and seeing
a Macintosh on the desk. My parents?
Alcohol? They just don’t go together.
Looking back, I should have seen the
signs at a young age that this was going
to happen.
I tried my best to fulfill my duties as
the youngest child. I gave my parents as
many opportunities as possible to spoil
me rotten, and it often worked.
Unfortunately, people told me I was
the youngest solely because my parents
didn’t want to risk making such a
terrible mistake again, hampering my
enjoyment of being the youngest child.
I preferred to believe my parents were
wise enough to not try and beat
perfection. In early discussions of what
I would do with my life, my mother
told me I would be great for radio or
television. I was ecstatic that she
thought I would make a great star until
she went on to say that that way she
could turn me off whenever she felt like
it.
With Thanksgiving rapidly
approaching, I fully expect to return
home and find that not only has my
house been sold to a traveling
Slovakian circus crew, but also that all
traces of my parents have disappeared
from public records. So I ask all of you
to help me out, and if you ever happen
to find yourself on a small Pacific
island and run into a gray-haired man
wearing black sneakers on the beach
with his sun tan-lotioned nose buried
in a cookbook, sitting next to a
middle-aged woman gossiping about
Harry Potter with some like-minded
sixth graders, tell them I said hello, I’m
happily breeding, and that I need
money.
IN YOUR OPINION
Maxcy monument
prank child’s play
Is' prankster extraordinaire Ben
Springer touring the nation anytime
soon? We could easily utilize his
inspired and cerebral antics at the
University of Arizona.
On Friday morning, a column
("It was a practical joke," Friday)
once again left me aghast and openly
questioning the reality of this
universe. Seeing Corey Hutchins,
the second-best writer on staff,
provide a forum for Mr. Springer’s
asinine ego trip effectively crushed
what remains of my soul. I guess
Curtis Chow was unavailable at
home while practicing his Short
Round impression. If Springer and
his friends consider drunkenly
snatching and hiding a metal ball to
be real “wit," then you’re in bad
shape, folks. Wit could be replacing
the ball with a large globe marking
Iraq and Afghanistan with craters, or
perhaps swapping it with a human
head from the medical school, or
substituting for it with a bag of
prophylactics for when those
unlucky passerby virgins finally get
lucky. Those Maxcy girls, as inept as
they may be, had the right idea.
At Arizona I have joyously
participated in two top-flight pranks
already. Within the first week I had
infiltrated the Chancellor’s inner
circle and stolen his supply of
insulin. Just this Friday, a group of
Arizona pranksters planted an effigy
of Yasser Arafat holding the sign “I ’m
Sleepy” in front of the Muslim
Student Association’s weekly
meeting. Not only have these
activities won me friends in all the
major Greek organizations,
interviews with Reuters and a
restraining order from the Student
Union, but also they took the starch
out of the stuffed shirts at the
Arizona Board of Regents. The
bottom line is, you need to get more
edgy and creative with your pranks,
hijinks, monkeyshines, capering,
tomfoolery and ballyhoo.
If you reek of desperation next
time, take a page from the folks at
MIT who set the gold standard for
all college pranks:
http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/
ANDY FRASSETTO
Class of2004
Graduate student at the
University of Arizona
Unity requires open
political discussion
I can agree on one point, and only
one, that Curtis Chow made in his
column last week ("Liberals should
stop wasting our oxygen,"
Wednesday). Yes, the country needs
to come together. ^
The rest of his column included a
gross misunderstanding of the issues
of the 2000 election, skewed statistics
(true the most popular votes, but the
biggest margin, I think not), and
opinionated dribble reminiscent of
“Faux” News Channel.
One of the fundamental tenets of
this country is the freedom of speech,
and political discourse has led to such
advancements as the abolishment of
slavery, suffrage for women, the Civil
Rights movement and the
Environmental Protection Act, most of
which occurred within the last 100
years or so.
Everyone in this country has a voice
and should use it, but many choose not
to. Others choose to use their voice to
speak up for the right and some for the
left, but both are essential to having a
truly free society. While I don’t have a
political science or economics degree,
nor am 1 an expert in international
relations, I have no problem recognizing
“dose-mindedness” when I see it.
It is Curtis’ brand of dose
mindedness that needs to be
suppressed, if we are ever to truly come
together.
JASON BYBEE
Graduate student in the Law
School
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OK, first of all I have to get this off my
chest:
Witty (adj.) - having good intellectual
capacity; quick to express illuminating or
amusing
relationships or
insights
Stealing the
Maxcy ball does
not raise one to the
level of Descartes,
Sigmund Freud,
Albert Einstein or
even A1 Franken.
ZACHERY It has been
SCOTT thought of before,
and it has probably
STUDENT ,,
GOVERNMENT even bcen done
nvEouviux1 before. When ben
Springer, in his
infinite wisdom
and drunken
stupor thought it would be witty to steal the
Maxcy ball, all he did was reinforce the
stereotype of the absolute and
incomprehensible stupidity of some
students. I’m sure he was “stoked” to see his
theft make the front page of The
Gamecock, but if he thinks his attempt will
go down in USC history as a great prank,
he’s going to be about as disappointed as
Anna-Nicole Smith realizing that she will
never be known for her opinions on modem
day culture.
This was a dumb stunt. Period.lt wasn’t
funny, it wasn’t clever, and it sure as hell
wasn’t witty. It was just an immature
freshman trying to elevate himself the only
way he knew how — by acting sophomoric.
Whew, that feels better. I had been
holding that in for way too long. It pains me
though to see students acting out in an
attempt to either be funny or try and make a
point. Like for instance, at the Tennessee
game. I have no problem supporting our
team, and disagreeing with the referees
when you think they made a wrong call. But
who honestly believes that the refs would
ever reverse a call if the fans were to start
throwing bottles and trash on the field?
Honestly! Do you really think it helps? All it
does is stall the game and make the USC
students look like crybabies.
I’ve never been more disappointed in
our students than when I saw some of them
throwing garbage on the field. The SEC has
a sportsmanship guideline for a reason. It
states, “Coaches and student-athletes of a
member institution, as well as individuals
employed by or associated with that
institution, including alumni, fens, patrons
and boosters, shall conduct themselves with
honesty and good sportsmanship. Their
behavior shall at all times reflea the high
standards of honor and dignity that
characterize participation in the collegiate
setting." Getting drunk and thinking you
know more than the game officials (despite
how many of your friends back you up) is
never reason to aa out and disrupt the game
by throwing botdes on the field and
embarrassing our school. Refs are going to
make calls that you dislike, just as they are
going to make ones that you agree with.
However, until everyone is willing to openly
disagree with a call in which our team
benefits, then we need to sit back, enjoy the
game and let them do their job.
As I write this column, I can’t help but
visualize myself as this admonishing father
figure, which is certainly not my intention. 1
• believe that in spite of the attempts of a few
unsavory people, that Carolina’s best days
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majority of our smdents and fans know how
to have fun, and not at the sake of our
university’s reputation. I am also aware that
for the most part, we are above the pettiness
that has exhibited itself recently.
In the South we not only use words like
honor, tact, civility and respect, but we take
pride in the fact that these concepts are the
backbone of the culture and society in
which many of us grew up. So whether
you’re an underclassman wanting to spice
up a Friday night with a drunken prank or a
sports fan wanting to vent your frustrations
at a game, take time to think about your
actions. Chances are they aren’t as bright as
you might first believe.