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IN OUR OPINION
Young voters prove
to remain apathetic
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry depended on
the youth vote to help his campaign carry the several of the
swing states, as his campaign had a 20 point lead with young
voters. The only problem was that young voters didn’t come out
for Kerry, and they didn’t come out for President Bush, either.
^ After what could be considered the most intensive drive to get
w young voters to the polls in American history, nothing happened.
MTV and Rock the Vote claimed victory in that their “20
Million Loud” campaign surpassed its goal, as an estimated 21
million people between the aees
Young people will of 18 ind 29 went to the po11s
not go out and vote on Tuesday.
unless the One can make the analogy to
candidates are a high -scoring football game,
more appealing. though — it doesn’t matter if
you score 41 points if the other
team scores 56. As it is, it doesn’t matter that young voters
turned out in higher numbers or at a higher percentage than
2000, since voters of all ages turned out in high numbers.
^ Indeed, 17 percent of all voters this year were young voters,
» which was the same percentage as in 2000.
Young voters will not turn out unless the candidates are
appealing. Bill Clinton captured the imagination of young vot
ers in 1992. lisinv rhe inaupural annearances of Rock the Vote
and MTV’s Choose or Lose campaign in order to excite young
voters. However, Clinton’s charisma and rock star-like personal
life (as much as a politician can act like a rock star) no doubt >
got the attention of young voters who wanted someone interest
ing to vote for.
The fact is that neither former Vice President A1 Gore or Bush
in 2000, or Kerry or Bush this year, produced campaigns that
could reach the broad base of young voters. Sure, the politically
active and those that were drawn in by Iraq or moral issues
might have been determined enough to go to the polls, but
* nobody else much cared. If young people are going to turn out
r again in high numbers, it’ll be up to the actual candidates to
make it happen.
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How the Republicans stole Ohio
■ Conservative agenda
skews election results
and shames the country
The first step toward recovery is
admitting you have a problem. My
name is Erica and I am from Ohio. I am
severely embarrassed.
On Tuesday, the country paid
attention to the Buckeye State for the
first time since the Wright Brothers. I
would like to personally apologize for
letting down 50 percent of the country,
including myself. But Ohio wasn’t
nearly as clear-cut a win as anyone,
Democrat or Republican, would like to
think In fact, Democrats, we were
robbed again. Here’s why:
I’m pretty sure that Ken Blackwell,
chairman of Ohio’s Board of Elections,
is the anti-Christ. While reflecting on
this election, I seriously question not
only his intentions, but whether he is
mentally defective. Though a
Republican, you would think that the
chairman of the Board of Elections
would attempt some non-partisan
behavior. Not Ken Blackwell! Not only
was he publicly quoted as saying that he
would do anything possible to help
Bush-Cheney, he also campaigned and
personally financed the GOP nominee.
Blackwell was also quoted as saying
that using punch card ballots would be
“a Florida-like calamity," but insisted on
using them anyways and denied
alternatives. Blackwell then hired
William O’Dell, CEO of Diebold — a
company that makes voting machines
— to count the
ballots. O’Dell
also affiliates
with the GOP
and personally
gave $200,000
to the Bush
campaign.
Here I could
E RIC A start throwing
KOLMIN numbers at you;
provisional
THIRD-YEAR ballots,
ENGLISH
STUDENT percentages,
spoilage ballots,
but I wont
bother.
Something tells me you wouldn’t believe
my statistical mumbo jumbo, except
clear and obvious problems with CNN’s
exit poll of Ohio voters. At 12:21 a.m., a
CNN exit poll surveyed 1,963 people.
Males (47 percent of that 1,963) had
voted for Kerry by 51 percent. Females
(53 percent of that 1,963) had voted for
Kerry by 53 percent. OK, good stuff.
Then, at 1:41 a.m., CNN changed their
results in favor of Bush. Now, with
2,020 responses (exactly 57 more people
than the prior survey), males (47 percent
of those polled) had 52 percent in favor
of Bush and females (53 percent of those
polled) were at 50/50 for Bush and
Kerry.
Now let’s do some algebra. The only
way this can make mathematical sense is
that if those 57 people polled were all
women and all voted for Bush.
However, even if you do the math, that
only leads to a 2.3 percent increase in
Bush votes among females.
CNN is showing a 6 percent increase
for female voters supporting Bush. Do I
think this means much? Not really, but
it sure is screwy. Why is CNN
fabricating exit polls?
And finally, Ohio’s “Issue 1," the gay
marriage ban. George W. Bush himself
pissed his pants when he found out this
would be on Ohio’s ballot. Why?
Because it brings Republicans, who
are typically for restricting the rights of
others, to the polls. OK — low blow.
But honestly, the Republican Party has
been more vocal about eliminating gay
marriage from this country. So having
Issue 1 on Ohio’s ballot was a huge plus
for the GOP as it brought out more
conservatives to vote for it. Too bad that
Issue 1 not only banned gay marriage,
but it banned gay civil unions, as well as
heterosexual common-law marriages. It
allows businesses, employers, insurance
companies, hospitals and others to
discriminate based on a piece of paper
that reads, “I’m straight and I’m
married."
So what’s the point of this? Do I
think that writing this will get Bush out
of office? No, but it’s damn wishful
thinking. Every fiber of my being says
that Kerry won Ohio. I’m not a sore
loser, I’m just very depressed. If only
Kerry convinced all of America’s
ignorant rednecks that Iraq attacked us
on 9/11, then maybe we’d have a
different ending. Ignorance is bliss, but I
dare you to get educated. Because
Democrats aren’t the only ones who lost
this election. In the end, we all did.
Fat stereotypes linger in public eye
■ Being overweight
doesn’t make me a bad
or unhealthy person
I’m short, and I’m fat. More than
that, I’m not suffering. I don’t subsist
on salad — I don’t underestimate my
portions. I don’t contest carbs. Hell, ifl
feel like ice cream, I might just have it. I
exercise. I breathe okay. And I don’t
have heart disease.
There are a few things that bother
me about my “condition," though.
Some have to do with national
attitudes. Some have to do with
“normative” constructions. None have
to do with my own body or body image.
A columnist recently wrote that,
"(Exercise) makes you look good. It
makes you feel good. The benefits are
endless."
That comment, while well intended,
drives my point home. It suggests that
thin is beautiful, and it seems clear to
me that the media inundates us with
images that imply fat people are
disgusting overeaters, stupid and lazy.
These fictive attributes seem the basis
for why we are routinely made the butt
of jokes and the laughingstock of many
a comedy bit. An example of this
happened just this Saturday on SNL
with the fat rapper who had a segment
on his skit about “The Grossest Thing
You’ve Ever Eaten." These types of
portrayals perpetuate our inability to
feel comfortable with our lives, bodies
Iand health.
These portrayals
stem from
attitudes about
fat people’s
competence and
also affect how
likely we are to
receive job
RACHAL offers.
HATTON promotions,
raises and the
FOURTH-YEAR like.
WOMEN’S rv
STUDIES Discrimination
STUDENT based on
physical
appearance is
often more difficult to combat than
other forms of discrimination, and is
currently not heavily (yes, I mean it
both ways) discussed.
The show “The Biggest Loser” plays
on this as well. It sends a message that
there’s something inherently
unacceptable with being overweight,
and that we should feel obligated to lose
weight.
“It’s for our health," they say. While
it’s true that obesity can be a factor in
diabetes, heart disease and a plethora of
other conditions, it’s not the only mile
marker. Lifestyle also plays a huge pan,
and we fat people actually hurt ourselves
more when we constandy diet, and we
make it harder to lose weight with
subsequent diets. Pre-teens and
adolescents who yo-yo diet actually end
up gaining more weight. The columnist
is right about one thing: Dieting crazes
aren’t only making us crazy — they’re
making us sick.
Another point of concern for me is
how much we are being left out of
national discourse. The media is
constandy making it known which
states are the fattest, and large teenagers
routinely appear on Maury. In “Super
Size Me," Morgan Spurlock talks about
how smokers are chastised for smoking,
but no one ever walks up to a fat person
and rails them for their poor eating
habits. It bears to mind that we rarely
get fat-positive messages from the
media and are never encouraged to
examine the social construction of
obesity and what it actually means. We
get stories of gastric bypasses as if they
were nose jobs. (My* mother had one
and nearly died — they’re not the
glamorous quick fixes they’re made out
to be.) Just like any other marginalized
group, the obese have a right to
participate in the discussions about
their condition. It’s so we can be the
subjects of the discussion, not the
objects. It’s so we can combat
stereotypes.
When fat people are shown on TV,
it’s rarely in a positive light. I encourage
you to look at how fat people are
depicted, and inspect and renegotiate
your own feelings about large people.
It’s time the media and the public start
focusing on lifestyle, not weight and
expand the thin categories of what is
healthy and beautiful.
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THE DAILY IOWAN
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leading up to this week’s presidential election, much was made about the alleged
surge of youth-voter interest in this election, but after the final numbers have been
Tallied, u looks as if that interest may have been a myth. Voters aged 18 to 29 vot
ed in marginally similar numbers as the 2000 election and accounted for the exact
same percent of general turnout as the last time around.
THE LANTERN .
OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY
Earth to Democrats: Canada is not the Eden that Bush-bashers think it is. No nec
tar or manna from heaven await America’s politically “disenfranchised,” only brutally
cold winters, Bryan Adams music and the political clout of Luxembourg — the
song “Blame Canada” from the “South Park” movie was surely not nominated for an
Oscar based on its satire alone.
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New rules
discourage
confidence
in dating
m Asking out females at
Carolina can be more
trouble than it’s worth
Dating status is often very hard to
define in this day and age. I am no
exception. My roommates deem my
answers unacceptable. One has questioned,
and re-questioned
□ me, as apparently I
am unconvincing
at best. Even my
family has, in a
roundabout way,
vocally expressed
discontent with
my misleading
answer to the
JULIAN simple question,
MALASI “Why are you not
dating?
FOURTH-YEAR T, , .
INTERNATIONAL 1 he aating
STi rniFS
STUDENT
perplexing. Like
most males, I
admittedly have
some self-doubt and a great deal of
ignorance in this matter; therefore I choose
to employ the Socratic method, learned in
Philosophy 102, to illustrate why I and
many other males in the modern world do
not date.
The first and most overwhelming
quandary is the perceived lack of
approachable females here at USC. Notice
that I am refraining from identifying
females as “women” or, a favorite among
my sex, “psychotic beings." Often physical
attractiveness does not correlate with
intelligence. However, if a male manages
to come, to terms with these facts, he still
has to throw his ego on the line and take a
50-50 chance of complete rejection and
humiliation.
Rejection is not as hard to swallow,
unless it becomes a fixed response The
consolation of rejection is that our pain is
normal. One’s absolute rejection is not a
reflection of absolute judgment and does
not directly correlate with one’s
attractiveness. That does not mean we are
inherendy unlovable with repellent
characters.
However, when rejection is constant,
one naturally starts to consider that they
are inadequate.
There are many underlying factors that
complicate the age-old custom of guys
asking out girls. First of all, girls never give
a guy a flat out “No.” They come up with
creative excuses. Ladies, we men would like
you to be honest; nothing short of No,
not interested, you are weak, you plainly
suck!" will suffice.
Unfortunately, there is a widespread
disease known as “hot girl syndrome." This
is the disease where girls, hot or not, think
that they are the hottest things since Paris
Hilton. While these girls perceive
themselves to be something special, in
reality they have broad shoulders, cellulite
and conspicuous strips of hair above their
upper lips. In spite of this, they have a
callous indifference to our suffering and
tend to point out everything wrong with us.
Girls prefer to be asked out by someone
they are already attracted to and know to
avoid any uncomfortable situations. Some
like to “bump into someone," get
introduced via a mutual friend or meet
through a common activity.
Unfortunately, the old custom of
asking out that attractive girl across the
room seems to have died out. The school
setting makes it painless for anyone to find
his or her next “victim," hence the practice
of safe dating is essential to our continued
existence. Some girls want a guy who
attemDts to understand them, while others
want a challenge. They like to be
worshiped and showered with
compliments and attention. Treated like a
“queen," as one of my friends put it. It’s
not hard to decipher one from the other.
The new dating rules are hard to master,
but there are two major rules to remember:
(1) brutal honesty is the best policy, and
(2) make friends and show interest if you
want to get the girl.
As for me, despite my rant, I have yet to
figure out why I am not dating. I don’t sit
in my room and pretend to be content
with my love life, but at the moment I am
taking a break.