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In.Our.Opinion
Sports must
play by rules
After rumors of widespread recruiting violations
involving sexual favors at the University of
Colorado, it has become clear that college athletics
are in desperate need of reform.
Gary Barnett, the head football coach at CU, was
placed on paid leave for making disparaging
comments about a former place-kicker who claims
she was raped by a teammate. The program is also
under a dark cloud as stories circulate that recruits
were taken to strip clubs and offered women by
football team members who were supposed to be
have been placed on paid leave, and his insensitive
comments about a rape should have gotten him fired.
All allegations of abuse on women should be
taken seriously, even if the player did not perform
well on the field as he claimed. Colorado is not
alone in facing serious issues involving athletics —
last year, the Arizona State student newspaper ran
a feature quoting a member of the female
recruiting organization, the Sun Devil Recruiters,
saying that club members often slept with recruits.
Furthermore, the plight of Kobe Bryant means
that athletics on all levels will have to endure more
scrutiny from now on.
The most recent news that CU will investigate
recruiting irregularities comes just as Women’s
History Month begins. While women have made
great strides on college campuses in terms of
gender equality, as long as they fear walking alone
at night, there will still be work to do. Women
should not live under the threat of unwanted
advances from other students, be they athletes or
regular coeds.
College athletics can no longer be a cover for
unethical practices, questionable dealings and
subversion of the educational mission of universities.
acting as chaperones.
The greatest tragedy is
that Barnett claimed to be
ignorantof the allegations
and dismissed them as not
being a sign of bigger
problems in the program.
Clearly, he should not
College athletics
can no longer be a
cover for unethical
practices and
subversion of the
educational mission
of universities.
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I’m a sucker for big words
Welcome to week two of my
highly scientific approach to the
problems and glories of the
English language. I love words
just as much as the next person,
and sometimes
I’ll come across
a word I abso
lutely adore.
ME: Yeah,
I’d like to get a
number six
with a Dr
Pepper, please.
DRIVE- DAVID STAGG
THRU: Muulld Third-year
nu niek nss- media arts
ssies nid dat? student
ME: Yeah, Part two ina
that’d be great, six part series
DRIVE
THRU: Nneeees dive eukaryotic
gooog.
It’s always good to have a deep
respect for words. It’s also possi
ble that a word is the only thing
you can actually be respected for
using. (Insert "your mother” joke
here).
Words are all around us. You
can’t pass through any crowded
area without a) running into a
dangling participle; b) hitting your
head on a low lying vowel; or c)
getting handed a Zipsheet.
This week, I’d like to focus on
the words that make my day.
Having a big vocabulary is won
derful. Also, having Microsoft
Word to increase your vocabulary
for you (e.g. term papers) is won
derful, — although sometimes it
makes your story not make sense.
“The narrative account of the
dawdling and sound testudinidae
on no account is not up to snuff
when it draws closer to rousing
someone who is languid.”
So to increase your vast knowl
edge of words, I offer you some of
the words I love and the reasons I
love them.
THE WORD: phragel
liorhynchus
WHAT IT MEANS: It’s a proto
zoan. For those of you who don’t
know, a protozoan is the prototype
of a person from the Amazon.
THE REASON: It’s the longest
word with five vowels, also in al
phabetical order. Say that five
times fast and it will produce vow
el movements.
Yes! I did it! I said that joke! You
thought you would make it
through a series on English and
hot get that pun. I rule.
THE WORDS: cabbage, bag
gage, defaced, effaced
WHAT THEY MEAN: I hope
with everything that I am you
know what these mean.
THE REASON: These are all
words that can be played on mu
sical instruments. No, you cannot
play “crap” on a musical instru
ment. Try using one of these in
stead:
You: What music are you lis
tening to?
Roommate: It’s this rockin’ new
band From the Opening of
December’s Doors to the Airy
Ambience of Winter’s Rising Tide.
You: Man, that sounds like cab
bage.
THE WORD: resign
WHAT IT MEANS: See below
THE REASON: It’s the only
word in the English language that
has two entirely separate mean
ings when pronounced differently.
THE WORD: pneumonoultra
microscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis
WHAT IT MEANS: a lung dis
ease caused by breathing in cer
tain particles.
THE REASON: Oh come on,
you didn’t think you’d make it out
of this article without the longest
word in any English dictionary,
did you?
And if you need help with find
ing that one word you can’t quite
put your finger on, give me a call.
I’d be ecstatic to facilitate your
yearning for any utterance you en
vision.
In.Your.Opinion
Christian morality
isn’t universal law
I am astonished by Raymond
Coble’s column (“Liberals two
faced over gay marriage,” Feb.
25). I thought a political science
student could differentiate be
tween standing up for rights and
being hypocritical. Mr. Coble
missed the point completely.
People denounced Roy
Moore’s placement of the Ten
Commandments in the
Alabama Supreme Court, not
only because he broke into the
courthouse to do it, but because
there is a supposed separation
of church and state within the
United States. The Ten
Commandments are only rec
ognized by Christians; howev
er, all Alabama residents are
represented by the Supreme
Court, Christian or not.
It would be extremely preco
cious for the Supreme Court to
think everyone is a Christian in
Alabama and to allow this type
of behavior (when not everyone
is a Christian) is wrong.
The same ideas applied when
people started speaking out for
gay marriage. California’s
Proposition 22 is discriminato
ry and does not protect gays
equally by law as it does hetero
sexuals. It is a violation of the
14th Amendment and the civil
rights of gays.
Just because this is a law
does not. make it right. There
have been many laws that were
proved wrong by people doing
exactly what they’re doing now
— speaking out against the laws.
I remember a separate-but
equal philosophy that was codi
fied in this country and because
of people speaking out and
protesting and deliberately
breaking the law, we found those
laws unconstitutional.
The liberals are not being
hypocritical but are consistently
standing up for equal protection
for all. If you are looking for a
hypocrite, look no further than
President Bush, who stated in
his 2000 campaign that the gov
ernment has no business in peo
ple’s private lives, especially
concerning marriage.
ERIN JULIAN
FOURTH-YEAR CRIMINAL JUSTICE
STUDENT
Gamecock faithful
could go colonial
As an alumnus of USC and
a law student here as well, it
puts a great big grin on my
face to see all of the students
who show up to support the
men’s basketball team.
But I have an idea that will
make our student section the
most unique in the country as
well as the most feared.
As everyone knows, we play
in the Colonial Center. I think
we should dub our student sec
tion “The Colonial Crazies.”
The university and/or the
Gamecock Club should pur
chase hats like those worn in
colonial times for all of the stu
dents to wear.
To add to the theme, each stu
dent should have a plastic mus
ket during the game. It would
probably be best if these mus
kets were just placed in all of the
student sections before the
game and have bins where they
could be dropped off as students
leave. It would be way too dan
gerous to just have people bring
ing their own muskets.
Another part of this plan in
volves Cocky playing the role of
Paul Revere. He will dress up in
clothes from the colonial era
and just before the visiting team
comes out, he will ride over to
the student section on one of
those broomstick horses and
hold up a sign that says, “The
(insert opponent’s name here)
are coming!” This would be the
cue for all of the students to
start holding up their muskets
and yelling at the opposing
team.
Can you imagine how intimi
dating that would be?
JOHN MONAHON
SECOND-YEA It DAW STUDENT
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Building
character
through
eviction
The other day I got evicted. It
was my fault. Too much noise and
too much partying. Too much fun
on the 14th floor with the whole
city below me, and owning one too
• many disposable things to throw
out upon it. My building had a lot
of adults and serious people —peo
ple who check their mailbox every
day. I should have known not to
move into that building anyway;
the lobby was too nice.
LiiKe 1 said, it was my rauit. 1 was
skipping class to
sleep when the
knock came. A
friend down
stairs showed
me the letter.
“You have
five days to
COREY leave Find a
HUTCHINS new place to
Fourth-year lvf'T .
English Walking
student down Greene
Street' in the
rain, scribbling down numbers off
“For Rent” signs with a borrowed
pen on the back of a telephone pole
flyer, I wondered why I wasn’t
bothered by it.
In college, we’re indestructible.
So I got evicted. Other than this,
the worst thing that has happened
to me was missing the season fi
nale of “Real World vs. Road
Rules.” I knew I had until the first
of the month to get out of there
without having to pay'the rent for
March. I’d remember to sign out of
my lease.
My oia Duuuing leerea aDove
me the entire weekend. Nineteen
floors into the sky, it stared at me,
unblinking. The two antenna
lights were red eyes following me.
While I moved couches and piled
kegs and chairs and boxes into
my friends’ pickup trucks, it
watched and waited. Holding me
out until March 1. Dangling me
like a puppet all over the city,
watching me dance and show my
friends my new place and smile
and laugh and let me joke about
being untouchable.
Feb. 28, around midnight I re
membered the lease. I’d forgotten
to sign off. I’d owe $320 that I didn’t
have for March. My credit would
be shot for life. My credit history
murdered in its sleep, I thought
about never being able to buy a
house, a car, a mortgage or a loan.
Somewhere a guy in a suit in a tow
er higher than mine wrote off my
future for $320. He’d call me “high
risk,” he’d take out his pen and
he’d click it like a trigger.
No longer the untouchable col
lege student who framed his evic
tion notice and hung it on his
bathroom wall, I leaned back in
my chair and picked up the tele
phone. Mom and Dad will love this
one. I thought about the last half
a dozen calls 1 d made home m the
past few months — two asking for
money, one about a new student
loan, the other defining “academ
ic probation” and the last ex
. plaining an ambulance bill they’d
get for when I’d gotten drunk and
split my head open at a bar. I hung
up before my fingers reached the
keypad. Then I saw the calendar.
One of the only things left in my
now empty place, the month of
February hung above my comput
er. Littered with Post-It notes and
concert dates, a few X’s on days
where I'd tried to quit biting my
fingernails and a swear word in red
on the 14th, something was off
about the way it looked.
There was an empty box at the
end. A leap year — I had an extra
day! Somewhere in my chest, I felt
new, warm blood. Tomorrow I’d
sign out of the lease before the first
of the month and get out bright
white and dry as a bone. I’d like to
think by the next leap year I’ve
grown up a little. I’ve got four years
to think about it.
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Thumbs down 10%
“I think people read
too much into
religious stuff.”
RALEIGH MCMULLEN
FOURTH-YEAR INTERNATIONAL
BUSINESS STUDENT
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“All the hype has
been blown out of
proportion.”
NICHOLAS PEREZ
THIRD YEAR PSYCHOLOGY AND
RUSSIAN STUDENT
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