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In.Our.Opinion
Don’t forget
Liberal Arts
Following last week’s announcement that our
university has hired renowned scientist Richard
Webb to lead the nanotechnology initiative on campus,
it would be easy to forget about the College of Liberal
Arts, which has long been the cornerstone of USC’s
reputation as South Carolina’s flagship university.
Liberal Arts, which is soon to become the College of
Arts and Sciences under the merger deal approved last
year, seems to have become a footnote to the research
campus push being advocated by USC president
Andrew Sorensen. Obviously, USC’s leadership is
The push for glvmg pnonty t0 a project mey
__ . believe is crucial to the future
research on
campus cannot of use and the state by
be done at the creatively finding new sources
expense of Of education funding,
departments such We believe the research
as Liberal Arts, campus push will bring in top
professors and contribute to the
overall health of the university, but schools and
departments that do not have ready sources of outside
funding should not be gutted or ignored. The
university’s health is dependent on a reliable source of
funding, and since South Carolina seems unable to
guarantee a balanced budget, USC is forced to look to
someone other than the taxpayer.
South Carolina is in desperate need of innovation to
bring new businesses and industries te the state, and
. hopefully programs like the nanotechnology initiative
will do just that. Collaboration between USC and the
state will ensure that tuition does not continue to rise
because of falling tax revenues.
Compared with sciences, there is less grant money
available to the liberal arts, and so it would be
dangerous to tie the welfare of the English department
to the ability of its members to find outside funding.
The endowed chairpersons program established
through South Carolina’s lottery is good so long as the
program is not used solely for the sciences that are
able to provide a direct economic payoff to the
university, at the expense of Liberal Arts.
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Gamecock.Corrections
In Friday’s The Mix, Lewis Black was incorrectly identified.
In Friday’s Sports, the Men’s Basketball story should have
been credited to Jay Pou.
If you see an error in today’s paper, we want to know. E-mail us
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I will not fix your computer
Throughout the college experi
ence, very rarely will one en
counter an adversary as worthy
as “The Term Paper.” Typically,
you spend days (or, in my case, a
few rough hours prior to class)
heavily researching the topic;
studying your foe — taking note
of weaknesses _
and drawing ^BB^^
out your plan of
attack. KjgZgjlj
Like a pro
fessional box
er, you dance
around the I
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with your ar- , . ,
ticulation and ™{l£$ar
weaving your science
way through student.
counterpoints.
Your paper is perfectly written
— in a way that penetrates the
very soul of the reader. When the
final round is over, you stand tri
umphantly over your enemy,
scarred from battle, but victori
ous.
You move to hit the “print”
button, when suddenly you are
caught by a surprise attack! The
dreaded “blue screen” pops up,
laughing at you, mocking your ef
forts with the utmost impunity.
It might say “System Error” fol
lowed by a stream of hexadecimal
figures — just enough to taunt
you with the hope of revival and
restoration, but encoded in some
alien language. Alas, you fought
the good fight, but you were suck
er punched at the decision.
At this point you might be
tempted to call upon your fa
vorite IT-sawy friend, but before
you do, allow me to make one
point perfectly clear on behalf of
geeks all over the world: No, I
will not fix your computer.
Well, I take that back. There
are situations where I don’t mind
lending my assistance; I just want
ed to say that for the dramatic ef
fect. Seriously though, there are
many instances in which I per
sonally find it disdainful when
someone asks for computer help.
Let me help you understand by
presenting a few key points:
Each IT professional has their
own area of expertise; it could be
Unix, Windows, hardware, pro
gramming, networking, main
frame, etc. Just because people
work in the IT field does not au
tomatically make them experts
on Windows 98 or HP printers.
Many IT professionals under
go extensive training to achieve
distinguished technological cer
tifications. When you ask some
one to “fix your computer” on an
excessive basis, you have effec
tively summed up their profes
sional technical achievement and
hard work in three words: “free
workstation support,” which, to
many, is somewhat insulting.
A computer emergency on
your behalf does not necessarily
constitute one on mine. Getting
angry with me because I’m too
busy to fix your computer at your
convenience will only give me
further incentive to not help you.
Furthermore, just because I know
what is going on does not consti
tute it as my fault that the E
Machines you purchased for $300
broke. Besides, most computer
problems are because of what we
call “ID-10-T user errors” (take
out the dashes and figure it out).
This isn’t to say you shouldn’t
ask your friends for help if you
need it. I am more than willing
to help my friends with computer
problems. But unless you are a
close friend or are an attractive
member of the opposite sex, be
prepared to receive a mighty em
phatic scowl if you ask in excess.
I assure you that great are the
number of geeks who are fed up
with people who take advantage
of their talent. It would not hurt
to think before asking.
In.Your.Opinion
Business fraternity
offers experience
Attention business and
HRSM majors: Are you ready to
make more of your college life?
Would you like to feel more pre
pared to enter the job market
when you graduate?
Maybe it’s time you join an
organization designed to help
you do just that. Delta Sigma Pi
is an international, coed, pro
fessional fraternity that can
help you gain an edge in today’s
job market. With over 200,000
members worldwide, Deltasig
is a widely recognized group
known for its accomplishments
in business.
Entering its 75tn year on
USC’s campus, the Beta
Gamma Chapter allows stu
dents of commerce to be in
volved in their community,
grow socially, and apply skills
learned in class. Members
serve the Carolina community,
as well as Columbia, by volun
teering with Clean Carolina,
the SPCA, Oliver Gospel
Mission, and more.
The fraternity also allows
members to meet contacts at re
gional and national conferences
and participate in chapter
events including formals, re
treats and beach weekends.
Furthermore, the Beta
Gamma Chapter strives to
promote professionalism by
hosting speakers from local
companies, holding work
shops on interviewing, resume
writing and touring local busi
nesses. Deltasig offers the best
parts of a fraternal community
while equipping members
with the knowledge and skills
needed to put them ahead in
the workplace.
Having inducted over 1,750
members into our chapter since
1929, we eagerly welcome this
semester’s membership class.
To be considered for member
ship, applicants must be en
rolled as a business or HRSM
major, have at least a 2.5 GPA,
plan to graduate no earlier than
December 2004, and attend at
least three of our five recruiting
events.
rnese events wm occur on
the evenings of Jan. 26
through Jan. 30. Locations,
times and more information
can be found on our Web site,
http://www.business.sc.edU/d
eltasig.
If you’re serious about fur
thering yourself professionally
and using your time in college
to equip you for the commercial
world, I encourage you to come
to our recruiting events to learn
what Deltasig can do for you.
Meet our members next week
and consider joining the world
wide network of distinguished
men and women who proudly
call themselves brothers of
Delta Sigma Pi.
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Iowans
confound
political
forecasts
While most people in these ^
parts were settling down after a 0
long weekend Monday night, a
monstrous upset was taking
place in the plains of America’s
heartland.
Over a month ago, I called the
Democratic nomination for
Howard Dean, the once obscure
governor from Vermont who as
cended to the place of front-run
ner in the previous weeks.
[And although I’m not a gam
bling man, I re
marked to my
roommate that
we should start
a pool for who
would win
Iowa. Dean was
my pick. It’s a
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political fortune-teller. “
science Although all
student. is not lost with
Dean, an enor
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diminished his lead. The unique
Iowa caucus system (somewhat
akin to the primaries of the other
states) is rumored to be unpre
dictable and this time rumors
rang true.
On Monday morning, Howard
Dean, Senator John Kerry (MA),
Senator John Edwards (NC), and
Congressman Richard Gephardt
(MO) were neck-and-neck. But
when I saw the news reports
with Kerry at 38 percent,
Edwards at 32 percent, and Dean
at 18 percent—I was blown away.
What does this mean now?
Kerry is one of the happiest men 0
on earth. His lead in Iowa will
bring him formerly hesitant
. donors who waited until the first
caucus to see whom the best can
didate was.
Edwards now has enormous
potential. As the only Southern
candidate (the only other
Southern candidate is Gen.
Wesley Clark, who did not par
ticipate in Iowa) to experience a
primary so far, the senator has
gained extreme credibility; and
with the need for every president
to win the South, Edwards has
more of a chance.
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Perhaps the candidate who has
done more for Iowa than any oth
er, Dick Gephardt, in my mind, 0
should have won. Yet without
Iowa, the campaign road would
be far too long and far too
painful.
Then there’s Dean. Even after
his loss, I felt somewhat that he
didn’t lose. He assumed the plat
form at a rally filled with cheer
ing friends, shouting that he and
his following would take the coun
try back. Was he angry, sad, or ex
cited? Can anyone answer?
I can’t say whether Dean’s the
front-runner. He still carries the
clout he once did, yet perhaps
the voters of Iowa have said to
the rest of the country that ex
tensive media attention and an
gry rants aren’t the definitions £
of a would-be president. *
Perhaps John Kerry’s seri
ousness (which I once thought
was one of his obstacles) has
been the driving force to his suc
cess in Iowa.
in nis musical me music
Man,” Meredith Wilson writes
the lyrics to a song called “Iowa
Stubborn”: “We can stand touch
ing noses for a week at a time
and never see eye to eye.” Have
we underestimated the
Hawkeyes?
Iowa is only the beginning of
what is to come in American pol
itics. More candidates will drop.
Other candidates will surge and
then falter. Despite the polls you
see, Iowa is proof that polls
aren’t always what they seem.
Predictions anyone?
Winners.and. Sinners
UNIVERSITY HOUSING Proves it supports
diversity with new triangle Technicolor signs.
LEGOS USC competition brings back the
exciting blocks; NASA plans to use them to
build new Mars space shuttle.
JOHN KERRY Proves that acting like JFK
really does play well with people in Iowa.
PARIS HILTON Tops worst dressed list for 2003;
plans a new video to defend her good taste.
CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS Does anyone care
what Ashton Kutcher thinks about politics?
COLUMBIA Bans skateboarding while trying to
improve image — good job Mayor Bob.