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IN OUR OPINION
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USC and the Medical University of South Carolina
are considering merging their pharmacy colleges.
The merger, officials argue, would save money by
cutting down on administrative cost and increasing
funding. Instead of splitting state funds between two
programs, the money would be funneled into one
program. Also, the school could cut down on
administrative costs, because one school would
require less administrative staff.
But in South Carolina, the first victim of budget
cuts is always higher education. If the pharmacy
scnoois are
merged, the
General Assembly
will likely see the
merger as an
opportunity to cut
back on funding
rather than an opportunity to give more money to one
school.
The merger would be a hassle for students. Two
proposals for the merger suggest students taking
classes and making friends in Columbia would have
to pick up and move to Charleston halfway through
their academic careers. This would place an
unnecessary burden on students.
On first glance, the merger would seem to create a
better school. After all, bigger is usually better. But if
the two schools are merged, there will be no other
pharmacy school in South Carolina to provide
healthy competition. Academic accountability can go
a long way. So, while it is tempting, a monopoly on
South Carolina pharmacy education is probably not
be the best thing for South Carolina students.
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Two proposals for the merger
suggest students taking
classes and making friends
| in Columbia would have to
pick up and move to
Charleston halfway through
their academic careers.
College Quote Board
THE TIGER
CLEMSON UNIVERSITY
“The crux of the matter, how
ever. is that no one is forced to
say the pledge anymore. People
can say it if they like or not say
it if they so choose. And they
have done both of these in re
. cent years. Unanimous consent
Y of the American population that
they agree with each word in the
pledge is not necessary for some
thing no one is forced to say.”
MASSACHUSETTS DAILY COLLEGIAN
UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS-AMHERST
“Now, seeing an African
American in politics, in profes
sional sports or in Hollywood is
commonplace. But Gene
Robinson is treading through
uncharted territory. While
many issues involving race and
gender are exponentially better
now than they once were, ho
mosexuality in the church is
not.”
GAMECOCK CORRECTIONS
A story in Friday’s paper about RHA president Adam Hark
should have said former SG President Ankit Patel was
subpoenaed, not impeached.
The Gamecock regrets the error.
If you see an error in today’s paper, we want to know. E-mail us
at gamecockopinions@hotmail.com.
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KRISTEN GILMORE
GAMECOCKOPINIONS@HOTMAIL.COM
USC needs to protect
all students, faculty.
Highly controversial and on its
way into history books as we
speak, the Supreme Court’s ruling
against Texas sodomy laws made
non-heterosexual relationships in
the United States legal, marriage
certificates aside. On the federal
level, the law can no longer pun
ish any adult for engaging in con
sensual relationships with any
other adult, and — though this is
causing the South religious strife
—as a general rule, folks are pret
ty happy about it.
This is encouragement for ho
mosexuals, bisexuals, trisexuals,
and similarly liberated people to
live unmasked and unfettered
lifestyles, right? People might feel
a little safer in walking down the
street while holding the hand of
their same-sex partners — now
any socially imbalanced human
who wishes them ill will be dis
couraged from causing them
harm by the criminal repercus
sions of such actions, correct?
Not at USC. As of now there is
no clause in our antidiscrimina
tion policy stating that harass
ing, harming, or performing any
hate-based act against a student
because of their sexual orienta
tion is punishable. They couldn’t
care less if, of two similar stu
dents vying for a position, a uni
versity office took the straight
one simply because they were
straight. Or if admissions only
accepted straight applicants, if
Greek organizations let only
straight kids rush, if the heads of
faculty, maintenance, student
government, housing, computer
services, dining, et cetera.
You name it, if anybody decides
to practice discrimination in hir
ing or educating non-hetero hu
mans, USC is under no obligation
to reprimand or remove said per
son for their practices.
According to the USC Office of
Equal Opportunity Programs, at
http://www.sc.edu/eop/, USC pro
vides equal opportunity and affir
mative action in education and
employment for all qualified per
sons regardless of race, color, re
ligion, sex, national origin, age,
disability or veteran status.
Though this list does account
for most everybody who isn’t a
young white male, it does leave
out a sizable chunk of the popu
lation who have been left out of
and persecuted by religion and
education since the dawn of time.
If we are going to offer education
and employment to everyone re
gardless of religion, why then do
we take a religious standpoint in
our choice not to include those
“heathen homosexuals” in our
equality policy?
The only reason homosexuali
ty has been blacklisted is because
religious doctrines call it sinful;
thus, by omitting gays from our
antidiscrimination policy, we are
violating it. Take that, Logic 110.
USC President Andrew
Sorensen addressed this topic ear
ly in his presidency, and stated
that he would hold an open debate
on its addition before the end of his
first scholastic year. That time has
come and gone, and as of yet, no fo
rum has been held or scheduled.
I’m not talking about the
Carolinian Creed — it makes a
great honor code, but it holds no
water in legal matters. This is the
policy that can mean the differ
ence between you being in school
or not — the policy that adminis
tration and student judiciary must
abide by, too. "And it doesn’t pro
hibit discrimination toward one's
sexuality. It practically condones
it. How embarrassing.
Gilmore is a second-year theater
student.
IN YOUR OPINION
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Adams insulted
many with column
I am writing in response to
“The Ugly Need to Face Up to
Reality” by Lauren Adams in
the Oct. 4 Gamecock. This is the
most shallow-minded column I
have ever read. Who are you to
call people pretty or ugly?
The world wasn’t meant to
have everyone look the same
and be perfectly attractive. If this
were true, there wouldn’t be any
variety in life. The media has
warped society into believing
that all pretty people have skin
ny toned bodies, beautiful hair,
and no zits or deformities. Not
all of society fits into this mold.
Yet these people are not all
considered ugly. In fact, I bet
even you would not fit into soci
ety’s elite standard of prettiness.
As for dating, I wouldn’t take ad
vice from you if you aren’t will
ing to give anyone a chance
yourself. You may say that you
know the saying, Beauty is on
the inside,” but you sure don’t
understand it. It means you
shouldn’t judge a person only by
their appearance but also by
how they act, their thoughts and
their feelings.
Just because they don’t fit
your prettiness standards
you’ve probably passed up on
many great guys. Maybe you
even passed on great friends
since you state that ugly people
should stick to their own kind.
A note to all guys out there:
don’t date a girl like this be
cause you will never measure
up to her standards.
Adams, you should volunteer
at a hospital. Many of the peo
ple there wouldn’t fit into your
prettiness standard because of
their bandages or deformities.
Or go tb a center for the
mentally retarded. Those people
were bom looking how you con
sider ugly; they can’t change
who they are. I only hope they
never meet people like you in
their lives who make them feel
bad about the way they look.
If you even gave them a
chance, you would see that they
are the same as anyone else.
They enjoy the same activities,
have friends and date; they have
feelings, and it hurts when some
one calls them ugly.
One last piece of advice: I
wish you luck trying to find your
perfect pretty man because he
doesn’t exist! No one is perfect.
And if you find anyone even
close to meeting your standards
of pretty, I hope he turns you
down because you aren’t pretty
enough. Maybe then you’ll learn
what it feels like to be called ugly
like all the people you have in
sulted in your article.
ELIZABETH KORNHOFF
THIRD-YEAR HOTEL, RESTAURANT
AND TOURISM MANAGEMENT AND
ACCOUNTING STUDENT
Cook lacking in her
abortion argument
The ban on partial-birth abor
tion has been passed by
Congress, but Julie Cook
(“Women’s rights over ‘morals’”)
thinks it is a bad idea. The main
reason she gave was that there
are no provisions in it for allow
ing a partial-birth abortion for
the sake of the mother’s health.
There is a simple reason for
this omission: there is no situa
tion in which the mother’s
health could be improved by a
partial-birth abortion. In this,
the most medically involved and
lengthy type of abortion, the
mother’s cervix is dilated over
the course of three days by the
swelling of seaweed laminaria
placed in her cervix. Then a doc
tor drags the fetus out by the feet
until all but the head is bom, cuts
a hole in the base of the fetus’
skull, and inserts a tube, which
vacuums the fetus’ brain out. If
the mother goes into labor, a par
tial-birth abortion cannot be per
formed. This is cannot be an emer
gency or life-saving procedure.
Many argue the ban will re
strict a woman’s right to control
over her own body. I fail to see
how it is about a woman’s body
when the only part of the fetus still
in her body is the head. What’s
outside her body must look horri
bly like a baby, and, if the doctor
pulled just a bit more, it would
suddenly be called one. This ban
helps to more clearly designate
the still-now fuzzy limits of Roe v.
Wade. It does not restrict them.
Cook admits there is no reason
for the mother to put off having an
abortion until the third trimester,
and she is correct. However, abor
tion clinics have every reason to
encourage her to do so. The or
gans of aborted fetuses are sold for
use in research, and this flesh
trade has grown to over $1 billion
a year. Partial-birth abortion pro
duces a fully developed, undam
aged corpse, whereas other meth
ods are performed too early or
damage the “specimen.”
Women’s rights as established
in Roe v. Wade are not hurt by this
ban; the only ones harmed by it
will be “doctors” who are just out
to collect their pounds of flesh.
JOSH HANLEY
FOURTH-YEAR PHILOSOPHY
STUDENT
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Heroes
for the
slacker
masses
LAUREN ADAMS
GAMECOCKOPINIONS@HOTMAIL.COM
Freeloaders need role
models too, you know.
In this time of uncertainty, this
era of confusion, these years of ab
solute perplexity, it’s good to know
that one thing will always be lay
ing on our couch, leafing through
our magazines, and eating our
Doritos. This thing, people, this
magnificently unmotivated thing,
is the mooch/freeloader/me.
Oh, I’ll stay in your guest house
until one of us dies, but does this
make me any less of a person? I say
no, but who do I have to look up to?
Who can be my hero? I’ve taken
the liberty of compiling a list of my
all-time favorite moochers to show
my constituents that we don’t have
to be second class citizens, we can
take freely in this exciting decade
of change.
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Doogie Howser M.D.) — This
walking Italian stereotype really
pioneered mooching for me. He al
ways managed to walk into the
Howser household right when
“Mrs. H” was making “ a spicy
meataballa,” demonstrating the
cold efficiency of a mooch on the
hunt. Freeloading his way into
America’s heart. Vinnie is a shin
ing example of the heights that we
can achieve as a people.
Does he perpetuate a negative
Italian stereotype? Do we care? No,
we love him for his big heart, his
desperately funny one-liners
(“Whatsa matta wit you?” or “You
want I should break his legs?”),
and his gorgeous bling. Hey,
Vinnie, how about you save one of
those meatballs for me.
Kato Kaelin — Kaelin, known
not only for his magnificent Ziggy
Stardust mullet but also for his
marginal yet memorable role in
the O.J. Simpson trial, stayed in
the Juice’s guest house for more
than a year. This eager freeloader
didn’t stop there; he piggybacked
his way into the hearts of 30-some
- thing housewives and onto his
own radio show, effectively prov
ing that high school diplomas
aren’t everything.
Now you can build a guesthouse
of your own, Kato, and when you
do, I like my couches leather.
Everybody on Full House ex
cept for Bob Saget — The Tanner
household was ridiculously large
and monumentally unemployed,
just the way I like it. This home
was kept David Koresh-style with
everyone sleeping head to foot and
more women than men. Who
worked? Extensive research has
lead me to the unavoidable con
clusion that only three people in
that 300-person townhouse
worked. In short, I’m moving to
San Francisco.
France—World War II was our
pleasure, really. Merci for the mas
sive war debts.
ALF—Who says you have to be
human to get a free meal? Alf
broke down the wall of hate that
kept aliens from enjoying the
rights promised to them in our
Constitution. The pretty boy of the
dependent set, he saw where there
was injustice and said, “No, sir.”
Well Alf, America listened. I think
Neil Diamond said it best when he
sang “turn on your heart light.”
Consider it on, Neil, consider it on.
The tapeworm — Let me just
say that nobody does it like a tape
worm. A day in their lives must be
like living inside of a giant ham
sandwich. Maybe someday we’ll
be that lucky.
I think I speak for everyone
when I say thank you. Thank you
to these heroes that shaped who so
many of us are today. Where
would we be without the Vinnies
or the Alfs? No where good, I’ll tell
you that right now.
Adams is a third-year
anthropology student.