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IN OUR OPINION
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Religion isn’t
part of science
The Discovery Institute Center for Science &
Culture, a Seattle-based Christian group, is pushing
to place creation theory alongside evolution in
college biology textbooks.
In courses meant to be empirical and objective,
religion — especially just one religious group’s
worldview — is inappropriate.
Evolution is a scientific theory, based on more
than a century of research following Charles
Darwin’s voyage on the H.M.S. Beagle, whereas
creation theory, despite research, is based on a
Evolution isn’t
taught as fact -
it’s not a law, just a
theory. But a
hypothesis still
must go through
rigorous testing to
reach even
theory status.
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religious belief system.
Evolution isn’t taught as
fact — it’s not a law, just a
theory. But a hypothesis still
must go through rigorous
testing to reach even theory
status.
Integrating the creation
theory into biology textbooks
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Christianity. The American Civil Liberties Union
has already threatened, if the proposal becomes a
reality, to sue the organizations that pushed for the
proposal’s passage.
But that’s not to say that merging the ideas wouldn’t
be good in some ways. An interdisciplinary course
could spend a semester on creation theories, evolution
and history, such as the Scopes “Monkey” Trial.
College Quote Board
THE VISTA
UNIVERSITY OF SAN DIEGO
“Altar serving is a corner
stone for all the ministries. It
is foundational for Catholics
becoming ministers of the
word and the Eucharist.
Women cannot be priests, and
Rome should not further lim
it their participation. If the
Church bans female altar
servers, there is no telling
when they will ban women
from all forms of ministry.”
MINNESOTA DAILY
UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA
“It is to the advantage of
Islamic terrorist organizations
to portray the United States as
anti-Islamic because it justifies
their argument for jihad and
continues to affirm their belief
that the United States is the
“Great Satan.” The United
States cannot possibly “win the
hearts and minds of the Iraqi
people” by consistently offend
ing religious sensitivities and
depicting Christianity as
Islam’s enemy.”
GAMECOCK CORRECTIONS
In a brief in Monday’s paper, anthropologist Leith Mullings
name was misspelled.
In Wednesday’s Winners and Sinners, Mother Teresa’s name
was misspelled.
A story about Critical Mass in Friday’s paper should have stated
the program would celebrate its first anniversary this Friday.
In Friday’s “Everyday Joe,” cartoonist Steven Olexa’s name
was misspelled.
The Gamecock regrets the errors.
If you see an error in today’s paper, we want to know. E-mail us
at gamecockopinions@hotmail.com.
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What does coffee mean to you?
KRISTEN GILMORE
GAMECOCKOPINIONS@HOTMAIL.COM
A cup of joe isn’t always
just an excuse to date.
In America, when you ask
someone of the opposite sex to
join you for coffee, chances are
your motivation for doing so is
to get a date. But believe it or
not, this is not the way of doing
things elsewhere.
Consider, for example, the
classic situation of meeting a
stranger in a club. You look at
them, you look away—this game
goes on for several minutes until
one person or the other walks
over to introduce him or herself.
Everything is fine as you dis
cuss names, Zodiac signs, the
weather — until somebody says,
“Would you like to meet me for
coffee?”
At this point the other person
will do one of two things —- ei
ther accept the invitation or
give an excuse not to. Be it “I
have a boyfriend” or “I’ve made
other plans,” there’s always a
reason for the rejection. If the
invitation is accepted, both peo
ple usually get the first-date jit
ters and dress to impress.
Alternately, in many cultures
across the pond, club-dancing
isn’t about finding as many
sweaty, half-naked strangers as
humanly possible with whom to
booty dance and feel no regrets
— in general, you go to clubs
and dance exclusively with your
friends.
Someone might meet a friend
of a friend or someone by him or
herself, and chat with them a lit
tle. When this happens, more of
ten than not, someone will pro
pose coffee. Most of the time,
whether the asker or askee is
taken, single, straight, gay or
what have you, the invitation is
accepted.
The purpose of meeting out
side of the club, bar or grocery
store is expressly to have a cup
of joe and discuss common
interests.
In other words, coffee is not
a date. It is instead a method of
building and establishing inter
personal relations, or evaluat
ing the other person to see if you
would make decent friends.
On occasion, sexual attrac
tion is the primary reason be
hind suggesting coffee, but the
number of people trying to make
friends far outweighs the -
number of people trying to
score. Frequently, the only rea
son two people will meet up out
side of the club setting is to in
troduce themselves without
having to shout.
Thus, when an unsuspecting
person steps off the boat from
France, Italy or a similarly gre
garious nation, almost entirely
friendless, they’re apt to meet
people and, out of their cultural
penchant, ask them for coffee.
Imagine the confusion when
girl after girl shakes her head,
saying, “I’m taken,” and when
every guy looks appalled and
stammers that they don’t
“swing that way” whenever
Pierre or Antonio tries to sim
ply earn some buddies.
There is no point in trying to
decide who is right or wrong in
their use of coffee as a social tool
—just as all cultures are differ
ent, so are their uses of food
products and restaurants.
In the United States, the
stereotypical person who will
ask you for coffee is, in fact, a
slimeball Italian or Frenchman
who wants nothing more than
to get in your pants. However,
it would appear that this stereo
type might be, or at least start
ed out as, terribly misleading.
Gilmore is a second-year theater
student.
IN YOUR OPINION
Adams column is
full of biting satire
With a HotorNot.com rating
of 7.9,1 believe that I am a pretty
perlon. My response to Lauren’s
article (“The ugly need to face
up to reality,” Friday) will be a
bit biased because of this.
Lauren’s article was satire.
It wasn’t supposed to be taken
at face value. Lauren was
merely poking fun at the stan
dards set in place by our cul
ture. Throughout her article,
you should clearly see the hu
mor. By the end, she even
places herself in the “ugly”
category with “ ... attractive
people make 15 percent more
money than unattractive ones.
(I am so broke).”
It’s been brought to my at
tention that Lauren has re
ceived some complaints about
this article. If you complained
about this article, you should
really examine your life.
It was a satirical piece. It
was supposed to make you
laugh, not complain. Stop try
ing to be politically correct
and laugh at life once in
awhile.
NICK WILSON
SECOND-YEAR GRAPHIC DESIGN
STUDENT
USC students lack
a sense of humor
A long, long time ago,
Johnathan Swift wrote the
piece “A Modest Proposal.”
After reading it, many thought
he actually believed that soci
eties should eat babies in order
to keep the population down.
Fortunately for our enlight
ened American society, we can
have a sense of humor about
his piece and other works of
sarcasm and farce, right?
Lauren Adams wrote an
opinion piece (“The ugly need
to face up to reality,” Friday)
in which she jokes about ugly
people dating attractive people. |
Anyone who knows Lauren j
knows what a kind, thoughtful,
sweet and sincere person she
is, and knows that she has a
wicked, hilarious sense of hu
mor. Her previous articles in
The Gamecock have proved
that point, and if you haven’t
read them, you should.
Her article Friday was noth
ing less than hysterical, and
part of what made it so funny
was that it was so obviously
meant in jest. Since reading it,
several people have comment
ed to me how awful they think
she is or her article is, but I
wonder whether they’ve con
sidered their previous experi
ences or lack thereof in deal
ing with her before condemn
ing her attempt at an obvious
ly ridiculous subject.
My point is, it seems that far
too many folks here have be
come so closed-minded or un
willing to take things with a
grain of salt that they are not
willing to see satire at work by
smart, funny people. Does any
one actually think Lauren be
lieves that less attractive peo
ple will muddle the gene pool?
On a college campus where
open discussion and unob
structed speech and thought
are supposed to be fostered
and encouraged, are we so
willing to take things at sur
face level and unwilling to
question what we read and see
that we would believe Lau
ren’s opinion that there is “a
disturbing trend in advertis
ing today: ugly people?”
I hope people will be ,more
willing to question and analyze
things for their true meaning. If
not, you should be taken out and
shot.
REBECCA MORRELL
THIRD-YEAR FILM STUDIES STUDENT
use, LSU both lend
a hand to Tiger fans
After planning the trip for a
year, driving across five states and
finally beating the traffic to make
it to Williams-Brice Stadium, we
were thrilled to see the purple and
gold invasion of Columbia.
Shortly after arriving at the sta
dium we discovered that both our
keys and game tickets were locked
in the trunk of our car. We were a
little surprised and very grateful
to all of the Tiger and Gamecock
fans who offered us assistance.
While walking around the park
ing lot in an attempt to find a “slim
jim,” we were offered everything
from coat hangers and beer to food
and a brick.
Fortunately, a locksmith from
the area was able to come out and
unlock the car door. Even though
we went through a few stressful
hours, it is wonderful to know
that in the midst of the craze of
college football, fans are willing
to help other fans in need. A big
thank you goes out to everyone
from USC and LSU who helped
us out. It really is true that SEC
fans are the best!
EMILY SCHULT, LEANNA
BECNEL, MELISSA BROWN
AND SARAH HAMMETT
SECOND-YEAR LOUISIANA STATE
UNIVERSITY STUDENTS .
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Humans
need a
day full
of chaos
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ALLYSON BIRD
GAMECOCKOPINIONS@HOTMAIL.COM
Halloween is the time
to let loose, forget life.
It’s scary out there.
You might have noticed that
the FBI is investigating poison in
our state’s mail. You might have
gotten one — or 18 — listserv
messages about the dangerous
man on campus. You might have
relatives in California who voted
for Arnold. And you just might be
lieve that USC is really going to
build a parking garage within the
time any of us are still around
here.
And yet it’s this time of year
when we ask to be scared more.
When people chase us in real life,
it’s not so fun. But we welcome
the guy wielding the chainsaw if
we paid for him to harass us. I
love it.
I really don’t trust people who
don’t like Halloween.
It’s the annual excuse to dress
to the whims of our wildest fan
tasies and act like pagans. Guys
can wear pantyhose without the
guilt, and girls can be prostitutes
for a night without all the work.
But there’s something bigger
to Halloween that makes me ask
why on this night we like stepping
away from our own personalities
that we’ve worked our whole lives
to build and why we like being
scared, an emotion we don’t ap
preciate much on any of the oth
er 364 days.
Halloween is annual proof that
human nature craves turmoil.
Our own little disasters keep us
interested, even entertained, in
our unraveling life stories.
We want the drama of our fa
vorite book and movie charac
ters, though perhaps not so long
term, and therein Halloween be
comes golden. When our lives f
aren’t fruitful enough on the
chaos front, we’re inclined to
help them out and create our
own angst: Some people choose
skydiving, and others get mar
ried, but the smart ones get their
dose of disaster by simply walk
ing a haunted trail.
Halloween helps the crazy side
of human nature, the one that
compels people to jump out of
planes for the sheer “fun" of it or
to approach the altar and commit
to someone who will inevitably
get old and ugly, by letting us
dress funny and then pee all over
ourselves in fright without look
ing out-of-the-ordinary.
Friday is your annual shot to
do just that and not risk being put 1
in the social bin with the lady with
37 cats for the rest of your life.
So have a good scare this week
as long as you pay for it, but bear
in mind the simple rules. For one,
do not get a haircut on Hallo
ween. The stylist will inevitably
inquire about your costume for
the night.
Even if you make it abundantly
clear that the style is for your life
outside of your evening as an ’80s
prom queen or as a redneck, you
should anticipate coming out with
Farrah Fawcett hair or something
mullet-esque, so beware. And two,
make sure that whatever vou do
is for you.
When I was a little kid and in
trouble with my parents for mis
behaving, I wrote a Halloween
carol (yes, just like the f
Christmas songs but creepy — in
more ways than one) to appease
my father, who is a musician.
What seemed like a good idea at
the time turned out that for the
next four years, I had to sing to
all the neighbors to get my can
dy while my dad accompanied
me on guitar.
Oh, and watch for falling park
ing garages. Trick or treat, y’all.
Bird is a second-year print
journalism student.