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IN OUR OPINION
Law school
needs rival
For as long as anyone can remember, USC has
dominated the law school market in South Carolina.
But starting in 2004, that monopoly ends as a new
school will open its doors for the first time in the
state’s most historic city.
The Charleston law school couldn’t have come at a
better time for Carolina. For too long, the USC School
of Law has enjoyed the pick of the litter of in-state
law students. A school in the Lowcountry will
provide Some competition and, by default, some
accountablity to a school that for the past two years
hasn t tound a dean.
Charleston law school dean
Richard Gershon said the
school will not compete with
USC, but the competition has
already begun. On Tuesday of
last week, John Benfield, the assistant dean of
admissions for USC’s law school, resigned to accept a
position at the Charleston school. Gershon has also
said he has received many applications from USC
law school faculty members.
Frank Mood,interim dean of USC’s law school, said
he isn’t worried about possible defections because he
said there is no shortage of replacement faculty
members in South Carolina. But for a state with an
abundance of law school professors, USC’s school is
sure having a hard time finding a dean.
We hope that the resignation of Benfield will serve
as a wake up call to USC. South Carolina students
deserve the best, and if they can get that somewhere
else, they will.
The Charleston
law school
couldn’t have
come at a better
time for Carolina.
College Quote Board
CRIMSON WHITE
UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA
“In a historical context, a rea
sonable argument can be made
that the Ten Commandments
played a role in the structuring
of America’s laws. Certainly,
the large proportion of the pop
ulation that identifies itself with
the Christian and Jewish faiths
should feel the government does
respect its beliefs. And placing
the commandments alongside a
number of other historical doc
uments is a good method of do
tog so without trampling the be
liefs of our state’s Hindu, ag
nostic or Raelian citizens.
MINNESOTA DAILY
UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA
“Even if the ads influence
their audience to vote a
particular way, it is unfair to
ban them during the campaign
season. Unless the ads are
false, it should be legal to
broadcast them, even within 30
days of a primary or 60 days of
a general election.”
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‘That guy’touched my life
COREY HUTCHINS
GAMECOCKOPINIONS@HOTMAIl..COM
Up close and personal
«with a college legend.
I was at a party recently wait
ing in line for the keg and
swirling my red Solo cup around
to keep from passing out or
throwing up or both.
I’ve always thought the de
gree of a minute could be de
fined by what side of the bath
room door you’re on, and I guess
the same goes in line for the
Busch Light.
So after the guy in front of me
asks for “six quick pumps,” it
was my turn and after three
years of college, I guess the whole
45-degree angle thing becomes
second nature or something.
That’s when it happened
though. I finished up and the guy
behind me, he taps me on the
shoulder and in the most sincere
way looks me in the eyes and tells
me “Nice pour.”
“Nice pour. That was a really
nice pour.”
And as I’m walking away I can
hear him behind me “that was a
really great pour.”
I’m sure it had a lot to do with
what had been in those cups all
night, but as I stepped off the
porch I realized that I had just
ran into, just came face to face
with “that guy.”
For about eight really odd sec
onds I had seen, actually been
spoken to, by what everyone in
my last four years of college had
talked about at parties, joked
about in bars, and secretly
prayed every night would never
end up acting like (no matter
how strong the drinks were that
night).
I wanted to turn around and
shake his hand. I had already for
gotten what he looked like and
wanted one more look at this guy.
This character.
The guy who wrote all those
twisted things on the bathroom
walls. The guy whose gum is al
ways under the desk in lecture.
The guy who comes up with the
horrible jokes that we all know
by heart.
The guy who always yells for
“Freebird.”
The guy who leaves the snot
on the elevator door. Who
knows all the lyrics to every
crappy old rock song in every af
ter-hours club.
The guy who will wear sun
glasses inside or at night and
the guy who would tap you on
the shoulder while you’re get
ting a beer and tell you “nice
pour.”
I was stepping all over myself
trying to get back on the deck,
searching over a sea of red and
blue cups.
I needed one more look at this
character. One better glance into
the face of the previous owner of
all my old textbooks with the im
portant pages ripped out.
The face on that first fake ID I
ever had taken away.
Either the keg got kicked or
the cops came, but when I final
ly stumbled back to where I’d last
had my “terrific pour,” my “fan
tastic pour, man,” that guy had
left.
As in classic tradition, I had
shown up a minute late. Like
when the gum’s still wet under
the desk when it touches your
fingers. Like when the stall
door’s still swinging when you
walk in.
If you’re out there though bud
dy, I’m sorry I didn’t get a chance
to say thanks. It really was a good
pour.
Hutchins is a fourth-year public
relations student.
IN YOUR OPINION
The fighting Cocks
are here to stay
Personally, I think this is
ridiculous. First of all, if peo
ple get offended by the mer
chandise, they can do one of
two things: 1) Don’t read it and
don’t purchase it or 2) Ask the
wearer what it means so that
they get the full understanding
of it rather than misinterpret
ing the meaning and getting
upset.
I understand that the athlet
ics department didn’t want the
products sold at Williams
Brice.
However, what I don’t un
derstand is them saying,
“We MAY have to get that
corrected.”
Excuse me, but they cer
tainly should get that corrected
because, first of all, it has up
set many “Cocks” fans, stu
dents, faculty, and obviously
the writers of The Gamecock
because if not, there wouldn’t
have been a story.
Second of all, anybody who
knows anything should know
, that “Cocks” paired with any
thing in garnet and black
stands for the USC Gamecocks.
We may be the Gamecocks, but
we’re also the Cocks.
KATIE BERGER
F1UST-YEAH CRIMINAL JUSTICE
STUDENT
New nonsmoking
policy unnecessary
Okay, so it up and
happened again.
I was ' at my favorite
restaurant, enjoying my
smoke-free meal when the AC
kicks on, and from the
smoking section comes a
cloud of tar-filled onco-seeds.
Apparently, the designers
brilliant plan to keep the air of
the pinklungs and that of the
ironlungs separated was
foiled by smoke’s ability to
travel THROUGH THE AIR!
I’m a smoker, but this
situation is a lot like the 25
foot distance requirements for
smokers around dorms.
I agree that our butts
should stay out of the
hallways, but “The Porch” has
been the site of many a late
night Camel binges for my
friends and me.
It amazes me that while we
would smoke on the porch a
mere five, nay, two or three
feet from the stuccoed walls of
the building, no smoke would
enter.
But now that we’ve been
banished to 25 feet away, we
must stand by the ashtrays
located, conveniently, right at
the foot of the stairs everyone
must travel, and right in front
of the door.
Now, rather than having
the evil tar suckers off to the
sides where they can pollute
themselves on either side of
the door, they must sit on the
stairs for all to enjoy.
C’mon administration —
let’s stop this silliness.
Protect the nonsmokers, do,
but don’t be ludicrous.! never
heard any complaints (not
even that heavy, faked
coughing pinklungs are so
proud of).
JOSEPH HOLMES
THIRD-YEAR THEATER STUDENT
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Age vs.
alcohol:
who’s to
decide? *
BRIAN RAY
GAMECOCKOPINIONS@HOTMAIL.COM
When drinking, results
vary regardless of age.
It was a hot day when I heard
police would be turning up the
heat on underage drinkers in Five
Points. If you’ve been living un
der a rock, here’s the scoop: if^
you’ve broken the law and have
one of those fake IDs, then you’ve
wasted your money. Police now
have high-tech devices that will
expose you faster than a roll of
film.
There’s a world of implications
and reactions. So, rather than
bore you with statistics, I’ve ham
mered out a few scenarios.
A. Mary, 16, is a sophomore at
Xanadu High School in Wallagaba,
S.C. Mary flips open the Sunday
paper to discover that she, Mary
Katherine Gaggamooboo, cannot
only drink every night for the rest
of her life, but she can drink start
ing tonight! The government has
zapped every drinking and blue
law they’d ever thought up to be
gin with. She does all of her home-^
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sible fellow high schoolers for a
celebratory whiskey sour. They
designate Mary’s father as the
sober driver and it’s a fairy tale
ending. .
B. Mary doesn’t care. She’s a
member of the Church of Latter
Day Saints.
C. Mary is 23 now, not 16. She
goes out with her friends, like she
does in A, except instead of her fa
ther acting as a designated driv
er, Mary sneaks out and meets
her friends at a bar downtown.
Mary would occasionally drink
on a Friday night with her friends
whenever they could get Mary’s
older sister, “Scary Mary” they
call her, to buy them beer, some- £
thing light. She talks her friend ■
Linda into acting as the designat
ed driver. But Linda meets a cute
guy and decides a drink would
loosen her up a little. The prob
lem is one drink turns into three
turns into five.
D. From C, Linda drags her
new crush, Scott, over to Mary
and tells her she can’t drive ev
eryone home. Mary — who is ac
tually 31 and not 23 or 16 — and
her friends get upset, but Linda
pays out of pocket for a cab at the
end of the night, and everything
is fine.
E. From D. Linda's fi'iends get
upset and tell her to start drink
ing coffee because, of course, cof- ^
fee kills the buzz by speeding up *
your metabolism (yeah, right).
She drinks coffee until 2 a.m., and
then, relatively sober, drives the
gang home and hits Mary’s cat.
Their friendship is never quite
the same.
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accident and wind up on the
evening news. Mary and her
friends Linda, Bethany, Scott and
Maria all head to heaven and
they’re all in their late 20s to early
30s. Oh, Mary has braces, or she
had braces.
G. Pick whichever ending you
like and paste it to whichever be
ginning you like, and Mary can
be however old you like too, be
cause anything can happen when
you drink, regardless of how old
you are or how smart you think
you are. , /
Alcohol will always be a sub
stance to treat with caution. It is
to be revered as something good
and dangerous if you’re not
careful.
And, regardless of what anyone
tells you, the police or your par
ents or God will not always be
watching over your shoulder in
case you screw up. Eventually,
you’re going to have to think
about what’s best for you.
Ray is a fourth-year English
student.