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IN OUR OPINION
USC is on the
up and up
£ USC President Andrew Sorensen aims to make
USC a top-tier school, and it looks like he has the
ammunition.
U.S. News and World Report just ranked our
undergraduate international business degree No. 1.
in the nation. The Moore School of Business moved
up four spots to No. 39. This is in addition to our
graduate international business program, which has
maintained a warm spot in the top two for the past 14
years.
It also named our first-year
programs — university 101 and
the freshman experience — a
national model, listing it with
32 other colleges and
universities under the heading
“Programs to look for.”
The Moore School’s latest accolade will grab the
attention of the diverse international crowd that
already comes here for the graduate school. 2003’s
freshmen class is considered the best yet, and more
applicants from more places would make it even
easier to select the cream of the crop.
USC already has top-10 schools in journalism and
engineering. Last year we won the largest research
grant in our history, and this summer we signed a
research deal with Intel. Pending approval from the
Commission on Higher Education, Sorensen wants
to break ground on a research campus in November
that will double USC’s size. USC might soon be a
a national rising star and the Southeast’s school to
beat.
USC might
soon be a
national rising
star and the
g Southeast’s
" school to beat.
College Quote Board
KANSAS STATE COLLEGIAN
JESSE LOEWEN. KANSAS STATE UNIVERSITY
“Tuition is up. Housing costs are up.
Student loan limits have stayed the
same.
“Last year, I paid roughly $1,600 for
15 credit hours ... This semester 1
shelled out $2,300 for the same servic
es.
"Granted, I am taking classes in
x>th engineering and business, the two
departments that had the largest tu
ition hike, but to me this amounts to a
43 percent increase.”
DAILY EGYPTIAN
LENIE ADOLPHSON, SOUTHERN ILLINOIS
UNIVERSITY
“When teaching at an American col
lege or university, all professors and
lecturers should be required to speak
fluent English....
“Nevertheless, the reality is that
there are classrooms in which students
struggle because of the lack of oral
proficiency in English by the
professor."
GAMECOCK CORRECTIONS
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Jacksonville State in Jacksonville, Ala., is also a Division I school nicknamed
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ANNA LAKE
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Sometimes the school year can be a vacation.
I can’t hpgin to describe how happy
I am to be back at USC after my sum
mer break. Don’t get me wrong - sum
mer is a great time for getting sun,
playing on the lake and learning what
you don’t want to do for the rest of
your life. But it didn’t take me long to
learn that I never, ever want to work
ing in banking. God bless the souls of
those who do.
I just wanted a nice summer job. I
wanted to work weekdays from 9 a.m.
until 5 p.m. I realize that I am a jour
nalism major and may never have the
opportunity to work normal hours
again, so I wanted to take advantage
of it while I still could. Banker’s hours
seemed like the perfect solution. I not
only worked from 9 to 5,1 got an hour
for lunch every day, and I had the
weekends and holidays off. It seemed
perfect.
It didn’t take long for me to realize
how much I loved school and that I
wanted to be a college student for the
rest of my life.
I hate working with the public.
Most of the people in the general pub
lic do not understand big words and
phrases like “deposit your check.” No,
all they can say is, “Cash this check
for me.” Except the word “cash” is
pronounced in the most nasal, red
neck way possible. And for goodness’
sake, don’t mess anything up on those
big checks because these people only
have 10 fingers and 10 toes. If the
check is for over $20, they’ll just have
to trust you, the friendly neighbor
hood bank teller, to get it right.
Oh, don’t get me wrong. There
were some customers who defied the
image. There was the occasional cus
tomer who came in and made my time
at the bank worthwhile.
One day, a man walked in and
made me laugh like never before.
He had short gray hair and wore
wire-rimmed glasses. He had on neat
khaki pants with a brown belt and a
tucked-in, blue-collared shirt.
I deposited his money into his
bank account and, like a good bank
teller, asked him how he was.
He responded: “I can’t get 'Ice Ice
Baby’ out of my head. It’s been stuck
in my head for two days now. It gets
old after a while, you know?”
I excused myself to the back room,
where I exploded with laughter.
There were other days. Days where
so many crazy things happened that
I wanted to run far, far away from
banks and money and never come
back again.
One day, for some reason, these
people decided to walk their dog in
the pouring rain through the drive
in. And on its way across the drive-in,
the dog had to go. So, it did — in my
drive-in.
Later that day, a kid threw up in
the lobby. And so his dad bought him a
candy bar.
The insanity of this bank is utter
ly amazing!
I counted down the days until I
could come back to school, where peo
ple seem a little more normal and I
don’t have to spend every second wor
ried about getting robbed. I’m glad I
got to use my summer job to find out
exactly what I do not want to do for
the rest of my life. It’s a good incen
tive to study hard.
Anna Lake is a second-year
journalism student.
IN YOUR OPINION
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How to change the world In one step
It was on a Thursday in mid
July. I walked upstairs during my
freshman orientation to see how
WUSC operated. I wanted a job at
WUSC express my opinion on
Columbia, the University of South
Carolina and the Steve Miller
Band.
I wanted a job with the radio
station so I could reach out to the
students and a nationwide audi
ence, since the station now has a
Web stream.
But I accidentally walked into
the production room of The
Gamecock student newspaper
and found an old copy of the
Garnet and Black. I read a letter
by Katie Smith, the previous edi
tor, that said a great way to ex
press yourself is by working for
The Gamecock.
So I am hereby applying for a
job as an employee — a designer,
perhaps. The. Gamecock needed
more staff, I thought. You too can
apply, they said, by walking up to
the Russell House room 333.
I left them my resume and a
filled-out application with great
hopes that I can change the world.
PHILIP WHITEHEAD
THIRD-YEAR JOURNALISM,
ADVERTISING AND GRAPHIC
ARTS STUDENT
Greek life Is from a galaxy far, far away
If I were a spaceman, I would
wear a space suit. Silver and
shiny, with corrugated tubing.
If I were a rock star, I would
wear Bjork-esque big cool dress
es with feathers and a fake swan
head around my neck. If I were a
creamsicle, I would wear a drippy,
sugary, orange exterior. But if I
were a student at the University
of South Carolina, what would I
wear? A tube top dress with
spiked heels? A full suit and tie?
Last Thursday was the first
day of school, and I woke up an
hour before my first class so I
would have plenty of time. Maybe
I would even get there five to 10
minutes early. Bring my new
pens that write really well and
my new glorious-smelling note
books.
After my shower I put on my
normal daily wardrobe of jeans
and a T-shirt. I mean, it’s 9 a.m.
But as I was walking through
the Horseshoe and toward
LeConte, I saw many many girls
dressed up in cocktail attire and
boys clad in khakis and polo
shirts.
Now, I know there is freedom of
expression in a person’s clothing
choice. But they can’t be going to a
stuffy, early lecture in stiletto
heels. They can’t be taking a math
class wearing that cologne.
I was thinking that maybe there
was a flrst-day-of-class party, and
everyone else got the memo I did
n’t.
“Today is the first day of class.
While Caitlin is going to statistics,
every other student is invited to a
super-secret breakfast disco dance
party. Dress swanky”
Passing the lavatory mirror af
ter class, I looked in the
mirror and smoothed out my
hair.
CAITLIN COKER
SECOND-YEAR JOURNALISM.
STUDENT
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Classes
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should
require
projects
COREY GARRIOTT
GAMECOCKEDITOR0HOTMAIL.COM
USC should train skills as well as academics.
People learn best by doing. We re
member history outlines and foreign
languages by repetition, calculus by
working equations and journalism by
writing.
And the journalism school, ranked
in the top 10 in the nation, makes its
journalists write. In its senior semes
ter program, the Carolina Reporter,
students work what is essentially a
full-time job for a semester.
Papers look for experience when
they hire, and the Carolina Reporter
provides it for our journalism stu
dents, but what about our English ma
jors, economists, financiers and psy
chologists?
wmie journalists wont in uus
well-simulated newsroom and are left
to run it themselves, a lot of schools
don’t offer any sort of practice. They
offer a merely academic exercise.
The practice of an economist, in
the university or the corporation, is
to apply a complex theory, but most
of the papers our economics students
write repeat the theory rather than
apply it.
Our English students are not sent
to a workshop to practice their craft,
but they do become experts in the offi
cial interpretation of Western canon.
Even Honors College students only
complete a self-motivated project dur
ing their senior year. Engineering stu
dents begin design projects as early
as the sophomore year.
USC, like most universities, shunts
students through a four-year process
that only proves they can stay awake
in class.
The bachelor’s degree is so ubiq
uitous today that it’s meaningless ex
cept as a screen for basic intelligence.
A professional school for fashion
merchandising opens its doors to the
world and forces its students to buy
for a hypothetical store, plan its budg
et and execute some of its finances.
I can think of many similar ways
that the university can connect the
ideas it teaches with the world they
came from.
Business students could run a hy
pothetical business apart from their
“writing and presentation” projects.
Psychologists might be forced to
interpret the data USC professors col
lect in class or collect
it from one another over a long
period.
The fundamental point is that a
book isn’t important unless it talks
about something people care about,
and people primarily care about ac
tion — even in the realm of philoso
phy, academic philosophers are ex
pected to produce, produce, produce
volumes of new and original ideas.
This isn’t usually stressed in an un
dergraduate program.
There are plenty of undergradu
ate philosophy journals starving for
submissions just like The Gamecock
wants writers. But because no one
communicates to the students that
they will need proof of their abilities
to get a job, even in the ivory tower,
both institutions often use the same
writers every year.
In fact, it often perplexes me why
more journalism students don’t write
for The Gamecock. They ought to
know that actual practice doing the
things studied matters more to their
future employers than a good grade
in their classes.
Corey Garriott is a third-year
philosophy and economics
student.